docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo - THE LIST Don't buy this game, or anything else they make unless it's completed properly.
@Ezekialify7 жыл бұрын
I would love to see you do a Dwarf Fortress review. Stellaris would be cool to see you do one as well.
@Alucard33627 жыл бұрын
Gothic, Fallout New Vegas, Elite: Dangerous, Binary Domain and STALKER? Well shit, can't wait. I wish you'd also put The Witcher 3 on the list.
@jerbericchang30387 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of Angels Fall First?
@SparkingPony7 жыл бұрын
Mando, if you read this, my friend is one of the two developers on Sonic: Utopia, a fan made 3D momentum-based platformer. Its being hailed as "The best best-feeling 3D sonic game ever made," and even in its demo state, it lives to the hype. If you have the time, please take a look, I'd love to hear your thoughts!
@kitsunelegend79767 жыл бұрын
I'd love it if you did a Medieval Engineers review. Would love to see your thoughts on it. =3
@MacEwanMouse5 жыл бұрын
Remove the sound, break the grass. Remove the grass, break the sound. This means something.
@TheXell5 жыл бұрын
It means you can appreciate music more when you're high.
@ValdVincent4 жыл бұрын
It means the grass [likely the animations] are tied to the sound. Honestly the whole things likely tied to the frame rate.
@joperamod57604 жыл бұрын
Put your grasses on.
@TheEnmineer4 жыл бұрын
@@joperamod5760 Nothing will be wong.
@therealnoodledog66604 жыл бұрын
Nothing means nothing
@1000DeadFlies7 жыл бұрын
I'm one of the devs they let go, so weird to see my name in a you-tube video. As the teams "Rigger" at the time I can't tell you how upsetting it was for me to be promised to make something new but then being given "assets" to plot into the game.
@nictanghe985 жыл бұрын
What do you mean premade animations?
@awdawdawdwa5 жыл бұрын
@@nictanghe98 It's exactly as it sounds?
@Paid2Win5 жыл бұрын
gg
@Paid2Win5 жыл бұрын
@Eddie Turbine sucks when you don't know how to research a product huh?
@Paid2Win5 жыл бұрын
@Eddie Turbine > buys game in the first month of release > is surprised that he got duped What's better is bitching to someone who was tied to the project, when they had nothing to do with project management or the released end product. Kinda like bitching at a cashier because the store doesn't sell your favorite brand of preparation H. Tl;dr suck it up, your weakness & stupidity is showing
@ForceTrekkie6 жыл бұрын
oh my god i just found out from this that this game was MADE IN MY HOME TOWN. THE GUY THAT REFUSED MY REFUND AND YELLED AT ME LIVES HERE. Scream
@hellatze4 жыл бұрын
Lie or truth ?
@BigBlackGlock4 жыл бұрын
Justifiable Homicide
@Ptaku934 жыл бұрын
Go protest under his house and film it
@pontiff73224 жыл бұрын
Go punch that bastard in the face
@Batchall_Accepted4 жыл бұрын
Go oldschool. Like *REAL* oldschool. Show up round his house with a piece of dog shite on a stick. We'll see who's giving out refunds then.
@syn5924 жыл бұрын
"...so let's try going to space, well take the helicopter..." this gets me every time i watch this
@Springwight4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know. You'd obviously use a hot air balloon in this situation.
@FloAkaGott4 жыл бұрын
So you watch the same analysis / review multiple times? seems odd to me..
@Tengokuchi4 жыл бұрын
@@FloAkaGott people watch hours of girls clicking their fingernails against plastic lids.
@syn5924 жыл бұрын
@@FloAkaGott I dont really care about the games being reviewed its more for the humor
@FloAkaGott4 жыл бұрын
@@syn592 aw OK (:
@StephenBlane7 жыл бұрын
I own StarForge and Reign of kings. Had I known Reign of Kings was made by them I would never have bought it.
@MandaloreGaming7 жыл бұрын
It's not your fault. They worked hard so people wouldn't know the StarForge connection.
@hiddenemperor6537 жыл бұрын
Mr_StephenB I actually boucut Reign of Kings because I found out it was the same,fraudsters
@QifanXi7 жыл бұрын
What a wholesome reply
@StephenBlane7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably the only thing they did well was hide it.
@rocwood7 жыл бұрын
How does it feel to have financially supported a known criminal organization?
@Mandrake426 жыл бұрын
The flack that Unity gets is often frustrating to me. Unity isn't the problem and there are a lot of good games made in it. The problem is talentless developers using it poorly. Here are list of great games: Pillars of Eternity, Shadow Run, Endless Space, Endless Legend, Thomas Was Alone, The Sexy Brutale, Ori and the Blind Forest, Kerbal Space Program, Oxenfree, Hollow Knight...and what they have in common is they were all done in Unity. They are good games that enjoyed both critical and commercial success, good things can be done with Unity. That wasn't even a complete list either, just games that I have played personally and that I know used Unity.
@horstherbert355 жыл бұрын
Endless Space can be buggy AF. Like planets no longer being clickable, UI elements lingering around when they should no longer be displayed, that kinda stuff.
@kaurkangur5 жыл бұрын
@@horstherbert35 Endless Space buggy af? I haven't personally experienced any of these
@Kamamura25 жыл бұрын
@@kaurkangur Me neither, and I have 100+ hours in the game.
@miksuko5 жыл бұрын
@Slavic do you play good games?
@BullFrogFace5 жыл бұрын
Slavic How?
@razzyrazberries7 жыл бұрын
Juno here. Interesting to see the game getting some coverage lately. It was a pretty big disaster. There was a lot of potential there which is why I signed on. Just a lot of people who didn't look at the big picture, and ran it into the ground.
@MandaloreGaming7 жыл бұрын
Sorry you had to go through that shit. Lack of communication in a job is terrible to deal with, and you signed up with the best of intentions for a small studio. I hope you're in a better environment now!
@razzyrazberries7 жыл бұрын
For sure, I appreciate the reply. Things are a lot better, and StarForge is what propelled me on my career in PR and games. While it was a big flop, I definitely learned a lot from the experience; it's definitely the best teacher. I am working at a much better place now and more opportunities just keep opening up!
@Unknown-ek1ox7 жыл бұрын
Oh noes, wall of text inbound: Oh hi Juno, I remember you from the old forums. I think we also briefly spoke on reddit via PM or in some thread ages ago, but some time after the community in StarForge went downhill as the forums were locked. Seems like a hazy distant memory these days. What a wild story it was, though, regardless of the anger people (including me) felt it's kinda amusing to look back now. I mean we can't get our money and time back so one might as well chuckle at it rather than think of punching the wall, I suppose. I still remember Sorin or Soren or something (was that one of the devs names? Maybe I'm also mixing up names now) posting pictures of the two (I think they were two initially, maybe 3) in some living-room-looking place where they turned to smile into the camera while wearing white socks. It wasn't really professional looking. Not at all. But it kinda gave them that indie / average (IT) guy look, you know? Almost charming again for other folks, representing the opposite of the "greedy" mainstream publisher people in suits just trying to milk the customer with streamlined games. It only really went up for a while. I remember them later posting pictures of their "new offices" and them mentioning they had gems on the dev team including former Bioware people. And then, it somehow seemed to go downhill and that fast in a short amount of time. Despite some tears or veins popping due to anger, I think StarForge is one of the necessary corpses on the way to perfected or great sandbox games. A natural process where many try, and in the end and with better technology, more refined products make it. There's nowadays many interesting or upcoming games with lots of potential. *Shameless Ad* My next bet for a comparable game (but on the next level) would be "Dual Universe" (DU), currently in development. It combines classic building experience people know from Minecraft and the likes with a single shard and emergent gameplay people know from EvE Online - but you control a character, not a ship most of the time. First person, basically. The development team based in France also seems "coherent" so far. To give an example: Unlike the old team from StarForge that "happily" planned and developed away until they ran out of funds somewhere, the DU team is publicly present on gaming related events such as E3 or Gamescom where you can see and speak to them. They also invited people into their offices last year and stand behind the vision that they also so far think they can reach with the technology they work on. I dunno how much money the StarForge team got back in the day, but DU so far managed to obtain roundabout a 750.000 $ or so (maybe a bit less or more) from the kickstarter campaign and then additionally over a million or up to 3 to 4 from investors. I'd wager that is more than StarForge could get together. In short: so far I am very optimistic and the community is, too. There were a few Pre-Alpha tests so far and things seem to progress. We might see a regular release late 2018 or 2019 perhaps, if all goes well. I have no idea where you are now, Juno, or what you do and whether your new place might put you in opposition to being engaged in other games on a deeper level (professional or private). But I really suggest you check out Dual Universe if you have not already - if not as professional place then maybe simply for gaming in the future, as a hobby. And if you find it interesting enough to sign up on the community forums, let me know here and I'll gladly give you pointers or maybe a player group to work with, should your interest go that far. Take care, until next time.
@MisterZimbabwe6 жыл бұрын
SO would you say Starforge died because of incompetence or malicious intent?
@Neferdias6 жыл бұрын
Incompetence, with a side of arrogance and self entitlement. I am friends with one of the artists that they sacked, we attended the same school for digital media. In fact, it was during our hiring expo that my class was approached by the two original developers. They were incredibly unprofessional, dressed like they just rolled out of bed, and the conversation was very unpleasant. At first I thought they were just underclassmen with a chip on their shoulders coming around to checkout/make fun of our work. It wasn't until they dropped a card on my table that I figured out they were representing a company. I knew right then something was very wrong, and did not follow up on the request for contact. I feel bad for my friend however, his tough position lead him to signing on with them... and throughout his stay with the company it was one giant red flag after another. It was a situation you see jokingly around the internet. Step 1: Have idea Step 2: Hire people Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit Step three should have been hard work, dedication, and maintaining a line of communication with their backers... but you all got, well you know.... nothing.
@Jesse__H4 жыл бұрын
"I'm in a Land o Lakes but my framerate isn't buttery smooth, in fact it's a bit more than magarinely shit" 😁😁😁 Classic line.
@jabendeacon3 жыл бұрын
Had to pause the video for that one haha Mando doesn't always go hard on the jokes, but when he does...
@GoredonTheDestroyer Жыл бұрын
@@jabendeacon The key is always the delivery. It doesn't matter how gutbustingly funny your joke is in your head if you can't get it out right.
@WeekendWarrior17 жыл бұрын
*TODAY* *TODAY MANDALORE REMINDED US*
@ominousonion71975 жыл бұрын
Press [s] to spit on anthem?
@someorclad97385 жыл бұрын
@@ominousonion7197 s
@LateNightHalo4 жыл бұрын
Giving this a thumbs up for the Age of Empires 2 OST
@tycho70063 жыл бұрын
I KNEW I recognized that somewhat somber song from somewhere. Thanks for the reminder and your great videos lol
@leon67773 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Age of Mythology, silly me
@Sagetower73 жыл бұрын
nostalgia :)
@dapapeyu12 жыл бұрын
came to comments for the mention of this and the Unreal song
@Aboveup7 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember the early Starforge hype. It was like early Starbound hype, except at least Starbound somewhat turned it around later.
@cruz18166 жыл бұрын
are on all mandalores videos??
@rixille5 жыл бұрын
Except Starbound is a steaming pile of space garbage. Once you've played for an hour, you've seen the entire game. No manner of infinite star systems will fix that.
@InternetHydra Жыл бұрын
And now No Man’s Sky has exceeded both in content and customer relations. Hilarious.
@Redsword603 Жыл бұрын
@@InternetHydra In the end, No Man's Sky came on top compared to the other two. The game was once a laughing stock at launch, but now has surpassed both of them.
@krausercruz27804 жыл бұрын
"miss management, conversations through skype, firing employees for no reason" *Channel Aswesome flashbacks*
@tibsky4 жыл бұрын
HELLO I’M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
@MineSlimeTV4 жыл бұрын
OK seriously I heard so many people saying bad things to the channel why so? What really happened? Wjy are people not enjoying the critic and some of his.. "things?" Did he do something wrong? And more important why is he bald now?!
@krausercruz27804 жыл бұрын
@@MineSlimeTV THe easiest to answer is his baldness, i believe since last year NC has shown signs of baldness, i dont think its anything serious he just so happen to be getting bald early, i know plenty of people who has that. So the channel awesome fiasgo... its a long story but tldr they mistreated several emplyees of the channel, there are rape claims on that other guy who owns channel awesome (Mike something), covering up the Jewario thing and a bunch of other stuff, its a nightmare. I recoomend the videos on it by Quinton, The Right Opinion and Thegamerfrommars kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKfIlX6Jlq12eLM kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKHGhH-gd76MoNU kzbin.info/www/bejne/bn_GemBons1gbpY On top of looking up the whole Document thing with several alegations on what Channel Awesome did, its horrible.
@WTFooLL4 жыл бұрын
@@krausercruz2780 Why is nobody ever mentioning this. You're one of the few people I see who dare explain the reality.
@krausercruz27804 жыл бұрын
@@WTFooLL its a rather messy and convoluted subject, guess some people just dont bother, others dont really wanna talk about it for personal reasons, some dont care. Some of it is pretty fucked up like the whole Jewario thing. Its just a mess.
@Czarewich7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for mentioning that this wasn't Unity's fault. As a developer using Unity it worries me that some people just don't even pay attention to games when they run on Unity.
@lifedecoded98427 жыл бұрын
What game are you developing using Unity?
@Zack-dk3pt7 жыл бұрын
im surprised then that you wouldnt have mentioned something about the part where he said "unity is for non programmers" then goes on to say cuz they just buy pre made assets but what he was actually referring to are asset flippers. unreal engine is designed for non programmers cuz of the blueprint system but unity, for anyone that isnt an asset flipper, is programming intensive especially if you want it to look and feel like anything more than just "good enough". even with pro grade pre made assets a game will run like crap if you lack in the programming department.
@Yt-jc5sj6 жыл бұрын
@z lariviere20 my thoughts exactly. This comment should be pinned on top
@handsomebrick6 жыл бұрын
Hellion uses Unity, that's about as far from a lazy asset-flippy game as you can get.
@pureheroin99026 жыл бұрын
I know unity is a good engine, but simply the fact that 99% of bad games use unity is enough to put me off buying anything.
@GrimskyKorsakov4 жыл бұрын
So this is where Kojima got his inspiration for the Death Stranding movement system.
@Sir_Bucket4 жыл бұрын
I mean, at least Kojima is making *functionnal* games
7 жыл бұрын
StarForge was your typical garbage open world early access crafting survival game that got hyped up because the trend of garbage open world early access crafting survival games didn't exist at the time. So I guess you could say that this game was a trend-setter? I would however like to point out that using store bought assets isn't automatically a bad thing. Empyrion for example uses a ton of assets from the Unity store and it's actually an amazing game.
@TiaKatt6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, pretty sure I recognized Alien Bug 104 from it, in fact. But yeah, I really like Empyrion. Even in its current EA state, it's actually, y'know, a game. And the dev team is really involved and clearly cares about the project. I joined during Alpha 6 and since then I've had so much fun in Empyrion. :)
@mikeemmons10797 жыл бұрын
"there is a good game in there" yeah, its called "Empyrion: Galactic Survival" check it out sometime.
@grahamdrews92904 жыл бұрын
Also Space Engineers
@rocwood7 жыл бұрын
7:42 who knew a game featuring fidget spinners this early would have been unpopular even in 2017?
@OttoVonGarfield7 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is this game was ahead of it's time?
@k-leb46716 жыл бұрын
Nah, they're not fidget spinners. They don't have three prongs.
@graveeking7 жыл бұрын
Despite being one of those burned by StarForge (I bought it when it hit steam) I'm glad it happened. You couldn't be more right when you said 'it's a monument for early access abuse" - I think a game like this was bound to happen, something too hyped up, with extreme feature creep and abusive developers just everything that could go wrong all in one game. It's games like StarForge that encouraged steam to stop inflows of cheap and terrible games littering their store. The consumer market is now far more cautious with early access games. Developers both genuine and dickish can learn from this game and see what went wrong - it'll teach good developers to not feature creep; while at the same time it teaches developers after a quick buck that the market for cheating/scamming a community isn't a successful one. A StarForged was always doomed to happen. I'm glad it happened relatively early (even if it's only within the last few years we've truly seen its total fallout) so that hopefully we'll never see anything quite on the same scale of fuckery in the early access games industry again.
@Malikyte134 жыл бұрын
Steam still has an inflow of cheap, terrible games on their store. Plenty of expensive, terrible games too. Steam doesn't give a shit either way. They get their paychecks even if the customers are the ones who get fucked in the end.
@wills54823 жыл бұрын
You're gonna have a treat when/if Star Citizen hits
@Scatmanseth2 жыл бұрын
@@Malikyte13 in fact the only difference between then and now is that the cheap, terrible games are usually pornography. Because while most gamers are aware of how easily an EA game can be a scam, far too many of them are willing to think with their smaller heads.
@mrosskne2 жыл бұрын
this aged like milk lmfao
@darkestkhan Жыл бұрын
@@Malikyte13 as long as they are cheap; nothing worse than expensive AND terrible
@ExanRev Жыл бұрын
3:32 Six-plus years later, that dry "Goodbye. I love you." lives rent-free in my head
@jreaganmorganchannel7 жыл бұрын
I think that part of the problem with this game is that the devs couldn't figure out what a minimum shippable product would look like that they could build on top of. They let their imaginations run wild with what features they wanted to include, many of which were too complex or counterproductive and it all wound up as an incoherent mess
@troodon10966 жыл бұрын
Sounds way too familiar. No Man's Sky. Star Citizen. Need I go on?
@KilerkRazorclaw5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is i liked the game as it was when it launched FAR more than what it became.
@KRDecade20094 жыл бұрын
Troodon at least with no mans sky the devs didn’t run off with the money and memory hole the game.
@tobymdev4 жыл бұрын
@@troodon1096 star citizen and no mans sky have both proven not to be the case. Its just impacient people like you dont know things take time, as both are nowadays very good games.
@AdamantLightLP4 жыл бұрын
@@tobymdev Yeah, I actually recently bought SC after seeing that it's still alive and moving along in development.
@AndragonLea4 жыл бұрын
Imhotep sucking 20 bucks out of my wallet was a visual I didn't know I didn't want.
@larydbowie26597 жыл бұрын
I hear that Age of Enpires 2 theme.... PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON THAT MASTERPIECE.
@Catnibs6 жыл бұрын
Dat Bowie I love the AOE 2 soundtrack so much, I've been playing AOE 2 a lot with friends.
@Vitorruy16 жыл бұрын
Dat Bowie I have aoe2 on my recomendation list all the time from all the aoe videos I watch
@mohammadmehaboob70556 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of spirit of the law lol
@Someone-wj1lf5 жыл бұрын
What about AOE 3 or AOM ?
@tedytarrify5 жыл бұрын
Yes!! I wasn't going crazy!
@92Garrus7 жыл бұрын
The overlain soundbyte of the scream as the creature is falling at 3:34 is one of the best feats of comedic genius I've seen online. You're my fucking hero, dude
@hiddenemperor6537 жыл бұрын
it was borderline fraud. I could be talked into a collective lawsuit against them to be honest! and yeah I MEAN that
@atmosdwagon46565 жыл бұрын
It wasn't borderline fraud. It was outright fraud. None of the content in their original promotional video on Steam was in the purchasable version of the game at any point, and all of it was from an earlier build.
@meris84867 жыл бұрын
I remember how excited I was for this after seeing the initial tech demo trailer and watching the Yogscast play it. I was so naive back then, it's amazing the sheer amount of games that have come along since this that have exploited early access. So glad I took the advice of a friend and never got suckered in.
@dreadfulmook95737 жыл бұрын
One game that might not have been recommended yet is Pathologic. It's somewhat in the same vein as EYE, but made by Russians instead of the French, as in it's a foreign made genre-mix that plays around with abstract and esoteric ideas that's given an odd mystique by it's wonky translation. And it also has a total remake on the horizon.
@charlest11867 жыл бұрын
I'd also recommend their other game The Void/Tugor which shares alot of the mystique and atmosphere as it, although the gameplay and story are different. And there's an HD version for Pathologic that fixes alot of bugs and translation errors out btw. But he should definitely check out Ice Pick Lodge and their games.
@Audioworm5 жыл бұрын
This comment has not aged well...
@lonestarlibrarian18535 жыл бұрын
Audioworm Or it has aged well, since he did make a review of both pathologic and pathologic 2
@Audioworm5 жыл бұрын
@@lonestarlibrarian1853 That's exactly why it hasn't aged well
@chefrowlet2 ай бұрын
It's funny coming back to old videos that take shots at No Man's Sky... It absolutely earned the hate but just yesterday they dropped *another* massive free content expansion. Helluva redemption arc.
@xhammy61747 жыл бұрын
AWW SHIT WE GOT AN EPISODE OUT OF MANDALORE!!!
@bn73805 жыл бұрын
When I was a high school senior with practically no money, I donated $100 to the indie-gogo campaign both for the interesting rewards (which were never made good on) and because I had made a lot of friends and felt at home in the community and we all believed that there would be an enormous pay-off. Dystopia unfolded dramatically. I do believe once things began to be deleted, a particular forum member did archive the remains, but to excavate that could only be depressing and shed no new light. As Juno said, the Devs were absent on the forums. Eventually they did bring in a team member who was oriented toward the community affairs ("Right Click"?) who, I recall, did a number of bannings of popular forum members who were disgruntled and openly critical of Code Hatch. Confusing, traumatic - strange memories.
@GeneralMontague7 жыл бұрын
Could you do a DoW 3 episode? It's a baffling display of the developers taking everything good the two prior installments made, then throwing it away for absolutely no reason
@rixille5 жыл бұрын
They threw it away because of terrible decisions made in upper management to hop on genre bandwagons. You know, there is already plenty of MOBA games out there, and these publishers wanna make their own MOBA-ish game by taking an IP everyone loved and ruining it by turning it into a name for their crappy bandwagon attempt.
@Athousandson15 жыл бұрын
This was the game that ultimately destroyed my trust in early access game.
@dragonrider21047 жыл бұрын
Empyrion: Galactic Survival is a CURSE but one that may actually turn into a game. You should checkit out!
@DimitriFilichkin7 жыл бұрын
It's like what Star Forge claimed it was going to be.
@abyssalspecter937 жыл бұрын
I love Ark 2.0
@richard-li1ll7 жыл бұрын
I love Empyrion so much, but the playerbase is too small to play it
@lags307 жыл бұрын
Damn I bought it, and then redeemed bc it was bad...
@richard-li1ll7 жыл бұрын
It may look bad but it is pretty fun. There is a lot to do, and you can make space stations and space fleets.
@jony17106 жыл бұрын
As a software developer I really don't think there was any maliciousness here. It's a common problem with overconfident developers to overpromise and miss-manage expectations. At this point you either swallow your ego; admit your in too deep; cut back on features and carve out a smaller but functional game or double down and hack together a broken, unmaintainable mess.
@thematrixreloadedisgood88367 жыл бұрын
Instantly clicked on this video. Love your content
@Maxz857 жыл бұрын
Nathan Fernandez two guys who disliked this video for some reason
@lilyliao95217 жыл бұрын
Probably the developers
@thespiderlover4797 жыл бұрын
Jason Huang "16"
@ssjtrunks6287 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I've been looking for that Expedition book for like 25 years. I thought it was The great Expedition no wonder I couldn't find it and nobody new what I was talking about.
@dustyhistory7 жыл бұрын
Bought it. Regret. Noticed they copied Space Engineer devs. They even followed their medieval project with "their own" project.
@ZechsMerquise737 жыл бұрын
Space Engineers is newer by almost two years.
@dustyhistory7 жыл бұрын
ZechsMerquise73 If counting public alpha releases, true. (SF still came out a year later officially). Doesn't excuse me for being wrong however.
@rocksteady22637 жыл бұрын
I bought it too and regretted it. On the plus side, we got space engineers and planet explorers instead, which are both really good.
@abyssstrider25475 жыл бұрын
@@rocksteady2263 Empyrion is good too
@rocksteady22635 жыл бұрын
@@abyssstrider2547 Haven't heard of that one, will give it a look. Thanks for that.
@Radvaldur5 жыл бұрын
"star citizen is out" oof
@DrReinmann7 жыл бұрын
dwerf fertress bois
@KudoRedfox7 жыл бұрын
Urist McComment likes this
@jasonfenton82505 жыл бұрын
It's inevitable!
@andrewpandrew77865 жыл бұрын
Ian Hill hey hey people
@willliam6588 ай бұрын
I actually have StarForge in my Steam Library for some reason - I don't even remember how I got it! I'm tempted to actually try downloading it and booting it up, more out of morbid curiosity than anything logical.
@Jakepearl137 жыл бұрын
"If Sean Murray was the lead designer for subnautica" You made my day,sir.
@Fragenzeichenplatte4 жыл бұрын
One of those jokes that didn't age like wine.
@Jakepearl134 жыл бұрын
@@Fragenzeichenplatte it may haven’t really aged well,but it was funny for it’s time. I have nothing wrong with this comment,I just wanted to say that-
@anonymousanon84123 жыл бұрын
Sean Murray has the greatest redemption arc in gaming history
@GameDevYal Жыл бұрын
"Starforge is made in the Unity engine, which has gotten a bad reputation for the wrong reasons" History repeats itself, huh?
@curtisgeer26927 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud with the land o lakes reference, love the content my dude
@tribblier7 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this game before they added loads of the crap content. It was fun, just building a base, surviving waves of worms, progressively getting bigger and opening chests to get weirder and weirder guns. This is a shame.
@TheHyperSheep7 жыл бұрын
I want to see a review of Judge Dredd: Dredd Vs Death and The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
@lifedecoded98427 жыл бұрын
Both brilliant games that I used to play the shit out of back on the original Xbox. would kill to see a review of either of these.
@ZemplinTemplar4 жыл бұрын
Great review. This is a textbook example of what Jim Sterling and others referred to as "asset-flipping". On a sidenote, I love the fact you frequently use SWAT 4 background music in your reviews. ;-) And Stronghold music too. Very good choices.
@SyndicateOperative Жыл бұрын
Oh, no, asset flipping is very different. Asset flipping is literally buying a demo for a game and selling it as if it were a complete game. Because people did that. The one thing they'd actually develop for the games were trading cards - because they could scrape additional revenue from them as well.
@AndySoks7 жыл бұрын
Ah, StarForge, the game everyone hated Looks like it's going to be a nice review, instalike!
@ColonelEviscerator7 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that they actually had ores spawning randomly underground in some of their earlier alpha builds before they started stripping out features.
@Deadeye29077 жыл бұрын
Man I love it when you upload :D
@warriorcrab13197 жыл бұрын
I really adore your choice of background music for your videos.
@maksuree7 жыл бұрын
Star Forge? FOR THE REPUBLIC
@Xenophon1220886 жыл бұрын
I love your review style and your deadpan humor. How did I not find out about your channel sooner!??!? ;)
@psnidtibifun5 жыл бұрын
Funny that I get this again in my recommended feed, I had such high hopes for this game but alas the devs fucked it up, although I did make some friends through that journey on the game's old steam group chat. Cheers everyone.
@eliassantos69936 жыл бұрын
the damn plot twist at about 11:10. I've never heard of starforge but throughout the video, certain ui parts seemed to look familiar to me. It finally made sense when you said they also made Reign of Kings, on which I have 40 hours.
@r3v4n217 жыл бұрын
Have you played Gothic 2 + Addon ? If not, play it. This is a forgotten foreign open world action rpg gem from 2002.
@Razgriz_01 Жыл бұрын
I like to refer to these types of games as a "Seacow" Survival Early Access Crafting Open World
@CatcherSpartan7 жыл бұрын
I would definitely check out Empyrion Galactic Survival. I’ve been loving it. It’s rough but has a dedicated development team.
@F1ghteR41 Жыл бұрын
Five years later, and the game's still being (somewhat) improved. I guess, congratulations are in order, you've bet on a good horse.
@roberte29453 жыл бұрын
9:17 YTP helicopters, now with extra JOJ and SUS!
@NilsIsGay7 жыл бұрын
the AoE2 music makes me dance but the fingers make me feel weird. thanks for the vid!
@kstack22426 жыл бұрын
Nice you have the Cleopatra music going at one point. Now that game is a great city builder.
@HenningBjorn6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this review and wrap up. I'm actually getting a bit emotional here because I really believed in the project back when it was in early development. I bragged about it to friends and spent real money on it.. I can't help but to sigh as I sit here typing this. Such a brutal disappointment from Code Hatch. Thank you sir for letting us have some closure on this matter.
@Telhias5 жыл бұрын
I wish you have mentioned what starforge used to be... Before the cursed runes, before it was survival with crafting. They have somehow regressed from a game that was unfinished but fun into this monstrosity. I am of course talking about a game where you build a base with traps and defend it from waves of increasingly more enemies with procedurally generated weapons. Don't get me wrong it was still bad, but in that more focused form they could have actually pulled of and finished.
@captainsternn76844 жыл бұрын
"Star Citizen is done" LOL
@WhilandsBacklog3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late to the party, but it speaks leagues about Steam's Early Access when of the twelve original games lined up: three are completely removed from the store (StarForge, Patterns, Under The Ocean); three are still in, or removed the tag but are in similar states as early access (123 Kick It, Drunken Robot Pornography, Kinetic Void); one is a dead F2P title (Gear Up); only 5 are "completed" (Arma 3, Gnomoria, Kenshi, Kerbal Space Program, Prison Architect).
@patheticdottheory27897 жыл бұрын
When's Shogo: Mobile Armor Division?
@korianderbadger7 жыл бұрын
Pathetic dot theory I'm cool with this. RIP the era of shooters with models that rippled like water when they moved
@ValThracian7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see his reaction to the theme song!
@MandaloreGaming7 жыл бұрын
No problem Chief
@dogboy09127 жыл бұрын
hell yeah. the cheats were pretty fun in Shogo as well. you add another dimension to the game by cheating to play as a guy in the mobile suit levels and vice versa. You could also play multiplayer as either a mobile suit or infantry.
@dirpyturtle696 жыл бұрын
dogboy0912 wait really? why ever play infantry?
@gtgamer6664 жыл бұрын
Oh god, the nostalgia. It was one of those games I had really high hopes for. It's sad to look back on a game so awesome and to remember how bad it flopped. My friends and I used to create Hitachi servers just to play this game and Minecraft on the school computers. Good times.
@ujjwalmishra89625 жыл бұрын
"Minecraft was in a popularity golden age" a little update on that is needed
@stefanm.7344 жыл бұрын
The digging immediately strikes me. I'm pretty sure I saw an identical system implemented into a little Blitz3D demo centered around not Mario wandering around a sandbox world. That was about 20 years ago.
@abyssstrider25475 жыл бұрын
4:01 That thing is quite litteraly a kwama forager. How did they not get sued by betheseda over this?
@DragonWinter364 жыл бұрын
S’WIT
@nathananderson55195 жыл бұрын
Love the Age of Empires music somewhere in the middle of this video.
@JackJackson3696 жыл бұрын
the weapons in it look amazing and look like they feel great. I love the weapon design in it
@nathanfranck5822 Жыл бұрын
Hey, I made the guns (fire, obv the models are assets) glad to have them not get shit on in a video, but layerd under piles of performance and design issues I understand them being overlooked
@howdypartner83263 жыл бұрын
I love the exploding (what I assume to be a) monsuno near the end. 11:52
@tbone67045 жыл бұрын
"Equivalent of Imotep sucking $20 out of your wallet." gets me every time. I just experienced deja vu, so i probably posted this before. IDGAF
@norman16462 жыл бұрын
I downloaded this remembering the old alpha footage and how awesome it looked. I can confirm it’s nothing like how it used to be!
@masterzoroark66644 жыл бұрын
And No man's sky got better while Starforge basically dissapeared from the face of the planet
@machuse217 жыл бұрын
Loving the vids man, especially enjoyed the cheeky Age of Empires 2 soundtrack in the background 👍
@SurikatMeerkat5 жыл бұрын
They released another game this year called Heat. Please look at it if you have the time. I don't know why I'm actually asking you to suffer through that. Ignore my request. Love your videos, and what you do. Keep up the good work.
@AxelLeJeff5 жыл бұрын
I backed this game on IGG. I'd personally, like to thank you for your coverage and spreading word.
@jaroslavsvaha60655 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I'm still salty about this being in my Steam library. Good reminder though.
@pemarinchhen7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...that shooting into the ground flying hack had me in stitches...I fucking did not expect that.
@ultrawidegamesYT5 жыл бұрын
Stars End is the next one they are trying to Sell in Early Access on Steam. Almost the exact same game.
@stalkingstork44825 жыл бұрын
I love that you put the age of empires sound track. I've been loving your video, keep it up
@ajshdhenskaka7 жыл бұрын
Is 3 years too long for Visa to do a charge-back?
@luisgonzalez54827 жыл бұрын
alksdjf;alsdjf *calls them* "Hello, this is Visa customer service, how can I help you?" "Yeah, hi, I want to get a chargeback from something I bought and I really didn't like..." "Sure, what was It?" "A game purchase" "Okay! And when did you buy it?" "Three years ago." "..." *click* "Hello?" *tone*
@armorgiraffe7 жыл бұрын
I love that in each of your videos you have music from other videogames! I got so happily surprised here with the AoE music
@nesano47357 жыл бұрын
2:47 So it's skyrim.
@meinnase5 жыл бұрын
Omg i remember that game from the Ster Video years ago, didnt recognize it until the "propelling yourself with miniguns" part xD
@Willamasaurus7 жыл бұрын
Larry Bundy Jr. / Slopes just released a video about this game. But it's not as good or informative as this one.
@Schu0125 жыл бұрын
Just came across your channel randomly, no idea why KZbin Algorithm never suggested it before..................well time to binge :v
@OverlordZephyros7 жыл бұрын
man would like to hear about DAWN OF WAR 3 ! ...
@Legomaster-nj4oo6 жыл бұрын
And while you’re at it do Metroid other M!
@NaturalV205 жыл бұрын
Mandalore, love your videos! Hope you can make one for Clive Barker's Jericho!
@mattmurphy10654 жыл бұрын
The final version of star forge actually has a TON less content than the initial release.
@nanoman1726 жыл бұрын
That Cube World screenshot reminded me of what could have been and I cried
@shayoko65 жыл бұрын
Thank you for suffering for others sake. we appreciate it more than you know.
@InternetHydraАй бұрын
I’m still curious about the Wise Master.
@SPINCTDAILY3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather be a Pirate than a Whale
@JBaum552 жыл бұрын
It's pretty ironic some of the No Man's Sky comparisons made in this video, given how that game has been continuously worked on by the developer to make it actually live up to the expectations once put on it, while this game was long abandoned and never came back into use. To be fair to No Man's Sky when comparing this to what it was like on it's initial release though, at least it was functional amd had some kind of base game. It might have gotten boring pretty quick and lacked many expected features, but at least you could notice some effort was used in putting it together.
@stefan_c.765 жыл бұрын
"The music is good and I've been playing it all this time" *proceeds playing AoE2 music for the rest of the video* Good one!
@pffthulu6545 Жыл бұрын
Came for the review, stayed for the butter/margarine puns. All one of them
@Sabrowsky4 жыл бұрын
"man, I'm white? Wtf, I wanna be black" The underrated line in this video
@MrGreatDane23 жыл бұрын
7:26 for the people that are interested
@basileusgaming70473 жыл бұрын
@@MrGreatDane2 thank you
@saltyshrimppasta2 жыл бұрын
There’s another unity survival game called Empyrion: Galactic Survival that seems very similar to StarForge, but it actually works and is a lot of fun.