Starkids ranked by how many relationships they've had on stage

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[@luccamalualves8261]

I love how Rachael has 4 relationships and three of them are with Jeff

[@alyssahayes268]

Or how Dylan has had 3 and they were all either with Meredith or as an extra

[@woahchillfam1123]

She’s lucky

[@ryleighrichards1040]

blizzardwolf 970 I think the Joey and Jaime becomes funnier when you think about how in their first Starkid roles they played siblings

[@nacho_girl]

Meredith has been proposed to by : Lauren twice Dylan once Joey once Jaime twice (neither on stage) Clark (but not on stage)

[@nacho_girl]

I said this out loud then turned to comments lol

[@ahashi1927]

Meredith should be #1. All the people in the audience were her husbands and wives.

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

Well, they're not "on" stage so..

[@agentstache135]

I will remember Achmed the world’s a stage

[@alpine_berry]

I will remember Achmed So they’re all “half”? Technically... but it’s your video so I’m not upset at this. I forgot it too until I saw this comment.

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

@@alpine_berry oh no, relationships are only counted as 'half' if the partners are parts of a person (which is the case in Me And My Dick). Relationships that are off stage aren't counted at all :)

[@derekwheeler4299]

It would have a been a fun end credit honorable mention.

[@emiliamarkkanen9423]

Lauren threw me off guard a bit but then I realized that she has mostly played little boys

[@sanityisrelative]

I think Taz and Up should have been an honorable mention, but 🤷

[@crookedfingers945]

NO DO NOT SHIP TUP BECAUSE TAZ IS A BUTCH LESBIAN ICON

[@wonderpotter2674]

Same 😂

[@linearellayae7652]

@@sanityisrelative Okay so Taz is confirmed to be like 16 lmao

[@LJ-ox2tt]

I thought they had a really nice father daughter relationship. But no romance thank you very much that would be gross.

[@jeannedz29]

Nick Lang, the only Starkid member to have an onstage relationship with himself. Beautiful.

[@PandaGirlEllie]

Jeanne Dézard well, in a tin can bros production of the solve it squad brian Rosenthal does technically have two of his characters date each other but yeah

[@abbyvankeer8555]

BlockyLZ Just about to comment this lol

[@abbyvankeer8555]

BlockyLZ Just about to comment this lol

[@Emily-ci5qz]

But how could you possibly forget the most tragic love story of all, Malfoy and Dora

[@koopiewigglesworth2057]

the most tragic story of all was that Carol never got to Choke Paul's Boss while he jerked off

[@reallyradroxy]

Noctifer or Malloy and luna

[@TheKingdomheartscraz]

@@koopiewigglesworth2057 *Mr Davidson. And it truly is tragic that he died before he got what he wanted lol

[@nacho_girl]

@@cornwallis9173 love thsi usernamr

[@matineeman3038]

@@TheKingdomheartscraz But he was infected when he said that, right? We don’t know if it’s the truth.

[@elliewaters2213]

I never thought there would be a moment lauren is so low

[@ottercos]

Ellie Waters what about her height

[@Draztikus]

@@ottercos DID YOU JUST

[@3y3sunc1oud3d]

the starkid girl KSKDKSJK

[@pg5767]

Im dying bc of the fact that it was “Sorty and Scarfy” and “Scarfy and Sorty”

[@youraveragegeek5452]

I love how like half of Meredith’s are from firebringer,

[@lauren1969]

Lydia Gray yep she has 4 from firebringer

[@yourentrancingempress3914]

Chew _10 And me. And a few million other people.

[@maiazabo]

McDoon and his girlfriend? Excuse me, his name is General Store Guy and you will address him with respect

[@shayelynn5151]

I thought it was only me who noticed this Haha, when you scroll down enough in the comments you can find anything Haha.

[@bogirostas7564]

Thank you! Been looking for this comment 😂

[@isobel7213]

I want to like this to agree with you but it's at 666

[@funkydude8196]

~ ohhh general store guy! ~

[@nacho_girl]

Mcdoon and dollface

[@goodwillgoose]

I think it's so funny how Meredith is in so many relationships on stage but not one is with brolden

[@mish469]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@mylahobbit1815]

bold of you to assume sirius and lupin weren't in a relationship

[@leahscarth2595]

myla hobbit yeah they kissed at the end of avps

[@joshsylvester1450]

Anybody else notice that Jaime and Joey have had the most relationships yet I still can’t picture them as anything besides siblings

[@justaperson9754]

josh sylvester same

[@miles2593]

Same

[@fermentedoj315]

Same

[@ernovincze2900]

Jaime and Joey had the most relationships overall, and most of them with each other.

[@user-wm1yc2gk2w]

Mariah Rose Faith: is new in Starkid. Still have the same number of fictional relationships as Lauren, who was there from the very beginning.

[@emilyllewellyn526]

does part of it have to do with her not okay with kissing onstage? idk i heard that was a thing רוני בן עזרא

[@user-wm1yc2gk2w]

@@emilyllewellyn526 I don't know. Maybe it's because as her roles weren't very romantic.

[@shalev.]

אני בהלם שעוד מישהו מישראל אוהב את סטארקיד

[@catherinelonsdale3135]

yeah she generally plays a boy

[@akitakipper]

Lauren play children for quite a few productions. Also Lauren has more, Malfoy also had a relationship with dora the explorer

[@sorio99]

I love that Both Sorty and Scarfy counted for Nick.

[@sorio99]

Also how Meredith has had seven relationships on-stage and none of them were with her husband.

[@estherfichtenholz4838]

@@sorio99 and how Rachael had four and three of them were with Jeff

[@skikstra]

Esther Fichtenholz wait, who is her husband?

[@tiredhuman3815]

@@skikstra Brian holden

[@hannahjwhitson]

sorio99 ope

[@mithrilbookofmystery]

I love how starkid fan videos are getting more and more oddly specific, its wonderful

[@tabbytacocat]

mithrilbookofmystery everything is already done so we have to make new somethings

[@jikkebouma5512]

Love how Tootsie Noodles changed to Tootsie Megagirl at 7:49

[@harps235]

Omg i didnt notice that thanks for pointing it out

[@arisymphony]

To be fair joey and jaime have been in 9 and 10 of the musicals respectively, they've had time

[@ahashi1927]

Jaime has been in 10 of 11, Joey and Lauren have been in 9 of 11

[@musicbyella3769]

Ahashi192 which one was Jaime not in?

[@haileavemealone5368]

musicbyella ani

[@l.7282]

Ahashi192 Joey was in 8 shows, not 9 :))

[@minsunkang7264]

_Lauren though_

[@Grasboompje]

WHERE'S ROBERT MANION? HIDGINS AND ALEXA??

[@ameliacantdoart171]

Hidgens and alexa is the best relationship on starkid

[@quinn6815]

Professor hidgens and Greg and Steve and stu and mark and leighton and chad

[@soupspoon4952]

Hot chocolate boy and his hot chocolate

[@nicolascanto6528]

Magic Kingdom citizen and flying carpet

[@kaeliesantiago897]

Abdul and shit he choked on

[@spacetrashpile7199]

“If both partners are just parts of a person” that’s literally so strange and specific and I love it Edit: Why did I assume you were talking about Quirrel and Voldemort

[@emilyllewellyn526]

i mean i assumed that they were talking about the bugs in starship and i was confused (though to be fair i haven’t watched starship fully yet)

[@hey_its_abs]

I literally assumed the exact same thing 😂

[@Siegfried1917]

Kathryn Miller I thought this was referring to Voldemort and Quirrell as well but then I remembered MAMD

[@lyzardthebard]

I've not seen mamd, and I was thinking Voldequirrel as well!

[@lauren_weekes8541]

SAME

[@themightyj651]

I am honestly offended that Hidgens and Alexa have not been counted in this... THEY WERE IN LOVE DAMMIT!!!

[@Quirderph]

That was very one-sided though... Hidgens is clearly gay.

[@varyak4698]

he also killed her but you know

[@emken7442]

this wouldn’t affect the ranking order but for jeff and jaime wouldn’t sweet tooth and candy count?

[@jettytheyeti]

Same wavelength

[@TheJuliana0901]

if this included tcb, Brian Rosenthal's count would be... interesting

[@hannahjwhitson]

juliana freire oh Lordy

[@imadeyoureadthis7823]

What’s tcb??? Sorry my mind’s gone blank. I’m horrible with shortened names

[@cate7229]

The Milkman Goose tin can bros

[@andrea7239]

oh my god it would

[@evagreenberg8911]

(You forgot Sweet Tooth and Candy)

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

oh no, is that cannon? I just thought they were like flirting but not actually in a relationship

[@phenixydunnhart]

@@IwillrememberAchmed Well it's an abusive relationship like Harley Quinn and The Joker but still à relationship I think 🤷‍♀️

[@priyankasomani2898]

its meant to be a parody of harley quinn and joker so yeah they’d be in a relationship

[@dasty3314]

I will remember Achmed i mean Jaime is in that so she would still win lmao

[@derekwheeler4299]

@@IwillrememberAchmed That would bump Jeff up to 6 but he would still be in 4th place and Jamie would still be in 1st.

[@evelynimmonen7737]

What about how Aladdin knocked up Denise Donovan’s character? C’mon! That led to the great line “you stole my daughters hymen”

[@J4yMightWin]

evelyn immonen Pretty sure that was a one night stand

[@nicolecalton8780]

I'd agree lmao. Additionally, (although it was mainly just implied) I'm pretty sure that Sweet tooth and Candy were a thing. And I feel like one night stands count in this list, since a solid portion of the MAMD relationships were as well.

[@ChatDeeBox]

0:13 you really want to come for quildermort... Edit: wait i understand now...

[@aaronemerson8049]

Meredith fr had four relationships in one show and that’s not including that entire audience. We stan a polyamorous queen

[@serenp4427]

Guess Jamie's a player

[@Quirderph]

Meh, half of them were Joey Richter.

[@susanna9310]

I’m dying at ox mom and ox dad being counted

[@jessieluvsyoutubez1770]

Jamie has 9 relationships, and so many of them are Joey Richter

[@TheMoggFREE]

They have stage chemistry together

[@nitw06]

Half of Joey’s are from TTO 😂

[@BlaBlaBla]

Well, he basically played everyone in TTO

[@nitw06]

Bla Bla Bla haha true

[@LegoMelonz15]

This list was *inevitable*

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

*Kickline intensifies*

[@k0pstl939]

I love how it just ended on OH GENERAL STORE GUY

[@jeanienguyen1543]

Joey and Jaime are always together in the musicals so I knew they had to be at the top!

[@Liz-gm1me]

SCHWOOPSIE AND JEMILLA WHERE TOGETHER WHAT

[@sapphicstruggles5542]

Lizika Marrée-Mills They were married

[@megbarbeau]

WHAT HOW DID I MISS THAT

[@cattledogandstaffy]

RIGHT I'M SO CONFUSED

[@sapphicstruggles5542]

At one point, Jemilla says that she only had one wife in her old tribe, who was Schwoopsie, when Zazzalil’s trying to convince her to return

[@derekwheeler4299]

And Jamila was bummed about returing to her old tribe because her only wife Schwoopsie tried to eat her.

[@parisb8084]

This is erasure of the Dean, Seamus, and Ginny throuple

[@samasaurus.rex_]

I think Joey has had a relationship with someone in every single Starkid Musical he’s been in

[@caeli6746]

I love how like none of Meredith’s are with her actual husband

[@molecularalien]

And none of Joey's are with his actual fiancee (girlfriend for most of that time)

[@kendall7904]

Maybe do one with starkid shows ranked by how many relationship are in the show?

[@robintheia]

'this guy' was actually pizza girl's son

[@sevencats4964]

WHAT

[@saoirsewood8890]

uHM

[@robintheia]

@@saoirsewood8890 act 2 part 5 5:52

[@saoirsewood8890]

milke i’m dead

[@dian1545]

i love the fact that harry is on the bottom of the list and ginny is on top hahahah

[@404kasha]

I'm not sure if this was a conscious decision, but I think Umbridge and Dumbledore should have been counted. They were confused, but it was still a relationship

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

I counted them as "one day hook up", so they didnt make the list

[@trueaidooo]

Meredith had 2 with Jaime in the same musical and thats hilarious

[@gillderoythemouseprince9581]

also for joeys one you said mcdoon and his girlfriend but its the general store guy

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

noooo i'm really starting to think i need a beta viewer before making it public hahahah

[@mollypocrass4562]

@@IwillrememberAchmed I would do it

[@derekwheeler4299]

@@IwillrememberAchmed I would totally do that for you.

[@ElizabethKH]

Pizza Girl and This Dude are the true otp of Holy Musical B@man tbh

[@BeesBeesBees248]

Jeff had 6 relationships. You forgot Sweet Tooth and Candy

[@weltato]

Wait! What about Ducker and the Almighty Duck Lord? That is definitely the best XD -I'm not serious but I kinda am too, heh-

[@unclewiley1986]

Oh god. Bonnie has kids now...in the future they'll see that clip of her and Joey's kiss as Hermoine and Ron

[@storm_phoenix13]

minor black friday spoilers . . . . . robert +2 (santa+noel and ethan+lex) dylan +1 (becky+tom) jaime +1 (santa+noel) angela +1 (ethan+lex) kim +1 (tom+becky) may have missed something but i dont think i have

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Lauren +2 (Linda and Wiley, Emma and Paul alternate timeline) Jon +1 (Paul and Emma alternate timeline) Joey +1 (Wiley and Linda)

[@dollyvalentine8455]

I can, however, say that all of the starkid shows joey has been in-he's been in or pining for a relationship-so I think that might count for something

[@theamazingalakasam]

Wait shouldn't Lauren be three? Draco and Luna were a thing at the end of AVPS

[@yourentrancingempress3914]

I don't think that was confirmed, just implied

[@hannahjwhitson]

Yeah cuz in AVPSY it was basically ignored. Though a shame Dora wasn’t included but I mean ig her and Draco didn’t last long.

[@nathancreek6086]

I like the common threads like Rachael/Jeff, Dylan/Meredith and Joey/Jamie

[@hazelruibal3138]

I just want to say that for being in three shows, Meredith has a big number. Also that every Major role Dylan had a love interest in, it was Meredith. I just want to give a clap and a half to their stage chemistry, because I kind of thought they were together at first😂

[@yuffs8921]

8:20 i never finished the very potter musical but i was like "hey she looks like the actual actress for luna lovegood" and i searched her up and it "HEY SHE IS THE ACTRESS FOR LUNA LOVEGODO"

[@yxi_]

I love how Meredith has so many relationships

[@mylahobbit1815]

updated for black friday (spoilers) Robert Manion: 2 (lex/ethan, noel/kris kringle) Dylan Saunders: 4 (the 3 in the video + becky/tom, jane/tom is offstage so doesn't count) Jaime Lyn Beatty: 10 (9 in video + noel/kris kringle) Lauren Lopez: i know offstage relationships don't count but gerald gets an honorable mention here, an icon Angela Giarratana: 1 (lex/ethan) Kim Whalen: 1 (becky/tom, stanley/becky is offstage and also terrible) i don't think jingle and jangle are together? they might be? that's all I can think of lmk

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

i kinda thought jingle and jangle were siblings but i really dont know

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

You could count Emma and Paul again for Lauren and Jon since it's a different timeline and they're actually together

[@kimishou]

The thing I learned from this was that joey and Jamie have the most relationships when you look at who they are paired with.

[@mithrilbookofmystery]

OH HECK YEAH I GUESSED THE TOP THREE CORRECTLY

[@clarinettheatrekid441]

I love how 3 out of Rachael’s 4 relationships are with Jeff

[@Mandyn8868]

I never realized how much Jamie and Joey played opposite

[@cormorantcolors6791]

McDoon and Daughter sounds REALLY bad.

[@Quirderph]

In fairness, it WAS pretty bad. Just not in the way one might think...

[@3y3sunc1oud3d]

9:05 i think thats general store guy not mcdoon lmao

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

yeah :( while i was typing "general store guy" for the scene for Jaime I was like "wow it doesn't feel like I've typed that" but i checked if the scene was there and it was... now i know why i thought i hadnt typed that before :(

[@shanleenkinnjaskey2419]

I mean, if you count curt/owen then Joey's up there

[@Quirderph]

The issue is that that play wasn't actually produced by Team Starkid.

[@shanleenkinnjaskey2419]

@@Quirderph I know, it was just a joke. And that's why I said "*if* you count it"

[@Quirderph]

@@shanleenkinnjaskey2419 Some people treat it as a "honorary" Starkid play and *do* occasionally include it on lists like this, so one might be justified wondering why it isn't here.

[@kittyonpointe2347]

I think that Dick and Ms Cooter should have counted as a full one Also Up and Taz.. And Krayndor and Specs

[@mackenziebuchter8406]

Me reading the description in the beginning of the video: "awwww so no achmed and his tiger???"

[@marthamckinney-perry2001]

Surely Jeff Blim’s relationship with Candy in HMB also counts?

[@fluffyfurbie]

shouldn't richard campbell have 2, because of neville and luna?

[@srutibanerjee7352]

lucy it was kind of only implied so..

[@Quirderph]

Did they ever actually get into a relationship? I thought he only mentioned that he had a crush on her.

[@certifiedspacebisexual]

love that 75% of rachel's relationships are with jeff

[@elenarodriguez2402]

7:40 the most wholesome _(of all the wholesome characters Meredith has played)_ bean

[@laurenchan4871]

if tin can bros is here brian rosenthal’s one would be intertesting

[@nox_bird]

im surprised Lauren only has two, considering she has second most stage time lol

[@GLAASJEMELC]

I thought Denise's pizza 'girl' was a dude. I vaguely remember either her end credits being pizza guy or her introducing herself as the pizzaguy in a panel show

[@samasaurus.rex_]

The second I saw that last rule, I knew exactly what that was gonna be

[@hopesinja6233]

I can’t believe Lauren only had two??

[@Quirderph]

Draco was not good at keeping a steady relationship going...

[@radxianixe]

first of all, i thought meredith was going to be #1 when i clicked 🤣 i mean, how many people have gone to see firebringer?? second, i love how two of nick's relationships are nick's character and nick's character lastly, shouldn't sweet tooth and candy count? idk

[@theatomicangel3843]

How could you forget about Achmed and the tiger for Joe Walker???????

[@bbdndlsd5674]

Omg you made me realise that like every musically I watch that has jaime shes in a relationship with someone

[@nessiev2373]

me: what the h*ck does “part of a person” mean? *mamd has left the chat*

[@xcharliecx]

How could you forget Emma and Paul but played by Nick and John?

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

I actually did think about including it hahah but i wouldnt have any footage anyway

[@karolinawesoowska8828]

9:08 it aint McDoon it's general store guy

[@sarahhh7006]

Woah woah woah, how did I just miss Jemilla and Schwoopsie as a relationship

[@derekwheeler4299]

When Zazzalil is trying to convince Jamila to come back to the tribe Jamila laments leaving her Husbands and wives because at her old tribe she only had one wife Schwoopsie who tried to eat her... so... obviously they are as close anymore. Bit that's when Zazzalil offers to be her wife.

[@Dani-it9vc]

Once again Jaime is queen

[@mason3461]

7:50 You think you’re slick there, but I saw that

[@cneale9431]

Isn't Meredith technically 1st? Since 7 plus every person in the audience

[@derekwheeler4299]

In our hearts yes, but he wasn't counting off stage romances so technically no.

[@cneale9431]

@@derekwheeler4299 yeah, I'm totally kidding, I wouldn't expect them to estimate how many people would have showed up to see Firebringer times the amount of shows they did.

[@ewilliams4410]

You counted Scarfy and Sorty twice but other than that this is a wonderful video!

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

That was on purpose because Nick played both characters, so I gave him one point for playing Scarfy and one for Sorty :)

[@Jelly-mj2ye]

Damn, Jamie’s getting all the action over here!

[@joe4jj99]

I'm not surprised that Joey came second.

[@Itsmidnight_youneedtosleep]

I love how pointed the last stipulation is lol, quirrel and voldemort should count as a whole relationship

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

Jaime and Joey (and/or) Jeff make great relationships on stage!! Same with Dylan and Meredith!

[@karmazballz]

why are Dylan and Meredith paired so much lmao

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

You forgot the greatest love of all, Achmed and his tiger

[@cococovers1333]

TIGER FUCKER!

[@masterizzy3]

I love hove 4 of Meredith's relationships are as Jemilla

[@liinav221]

YES! I've been counting these for ages

[@museofbastille13]

9:10 that's the general store guy...Good Video!

[@sofiahughes4686]

thank you for counting two thirds of Nick's relationships as sorty and scarfy

[@merrysleeps]

Brosenthal has another one with vhs christmas carol now :)

[@CV-Moore]

After Black Friday, Jaime is now at 10 (Noelle and Kris)

[@Draztikus]

you missed Candy and Sweet Tooth

[@Miksarxe]

Firebringer really cranked those numbers up for Meredith

[@sam5am_]

i love that from meredith's 7, jemilla had 4 of them

[@ellies.4781]

This needs Black Friday updates