Picard Apparently Doesn't Drink Earl Grey Tea In Alternative Reality #q
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@mutopis2 жыл бұрын
I expected Evil Picard to say, "to bodly conquer where no one has conquered before."
@Avenger854382 жыл бұрын
That's been done in fan works for years with the Terrans. I gUess they didin't want the Confederation to be too derivative of the mirror universe.
@TheDoctorSorta2 жыл бұрын
You know they wanted to in the writing room but thought we are trying to create a serious gritty star trek let's put that for mirror universe lower decks they like that on the nose meta humor
@davidaston57732 жыл бұрын
"To boldly ensure no aliens go where only humans have the right to go"
@frakmaster69master112 жыл бұрын
@@Avenger85438 too late it already is. Not a big leap from the Mirror Universe IE human domination of alien species.
@randomrazr2 жыл бұрын
whats wrong with patricks voice
@FanaticSpirit2 жыл бұрын
Black coffee instead of Earl Grey tea? Truly, this must be the darkest timeline...
@dhunter11332 жыл бұрын
Bergamot was a terrible, but necessary sacrifice on the route to total victory.
@ShamrockParticle2 жыл бұрын
With the smoothest flavor and deepest roast. ☕️
@mrfisher10722 жыл бұрын
The dark roast timeline
@jayenglish66312 жыл бұрын
I wonder if He and Painway-I mean JANEWAY, are best friends! XD
@danspawn852 жыл бұрын
I suppose this means the Janeway in this universe drinks whiskey straight then punches the server.
@Jarsia2 жыл бұрын
So Picard wandered into a timeline where Stellaris is a required course at the academy. I see.
@kirrimkerman87842 жыл бұрын
as it fricking should be.
@mr.ragnetti2 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@FreelancerFreak Жыл бұрын
I love Stellaris I wish they didn't change the basis of the game several dlcs ago
@Andrew.J.Markle Жыл бұрын
@@FreelancerFreak pppppplpp0
@thetriple7-7-78 Жыл бұрын
I really need play stellaris
@garrettorourke77982 жыл бұрын
I like how this picard is equally passionate about the federation, but in a different believable direction.
@alexb62342 жыл бұрын
Lawful good vs lawful evil
@robertmoore61492 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh so hard that, the ONE thing that sets Picard over the edge, comparing this reality to Hell, is one in which he is drinking coffee. 😅😅
@1986Unlimited2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dcfrost76812 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Janeway would approve of this blend.
@dexterwestin37472 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the scene because I would feel the same way if I was served Earl Grey.
@TheTurnerBot2 жыл бұрын
Drinking black coffee would make me feel the same way as well lol
@robertmoore61492 жыл бұрын
@@dcfrost7681 In this universe she's the one drinking "Earl Grey, hot". Lol
@alexanderyakubik22892 жыл бұрын
I think the most heartbreaking thing for Picard was that he was hearing the ideals he had so adamantly stood against his whole life being spoken from his own lips. He was staring at the face of evil and it was his own face.
@Barrobroadcastmaster8 ай бұрын
More than just the Terran version, the mirror, the darker half being seen for the first time. This was a universe more than just a dark mirror- it was a corrupted one.
@fruitofthelum58154 ай бұрын
Eh, he'd already been through that whole 'nature vs nurture' question with Shinzon. He already knew he had the capacity to be a murderous lunatic if things went differently.
@edbouhl3100Ай бұрын
@@fruitofthelum5815Good point.
@jamesfortune2432 жыл бұрын
The ultimate mindbend would be for Q to say that the Dark Roast timeline is the true original timeline that he changed because it was so abominable. It would fit in with the Q saves Picard meme.
@Wearyman2 жыл бұрын
"Dark Roast Timeline". OMG that had me rolling! Updoot for hilarity.
@jamesfortune2432 жыл бұрын
@@Wearyman I can't take credit for that. Someone else started calling it that.
@Dowlphin2 жыл бұрын
@@Wearyman Fear The Dark Roast! I see a superantihero movie coming. I gotta say, though, Q would probably call it peabrained to talk about an "original timeline". 😉
@Phatnaru0002Ай бұрын
That would never work, because it would confirm the initial charge in Q's trial, that humanity is a savage and brutal race without interference.
@notabannedaccount83622 жыл бұрын
"Because a safe galaxy is a Human galaxy!" - General Picard
@ImperativeGames2 ай бұрын
Words of wisdom.
@DestinedDeath703Ай бұрын
Indeed
@yukin199028 күн бұрын
Well can we use the slogan in Helldivers 2?
@PaiSAMSEN20 күн бұрын
@@yukin1990 Especially that right-fist-up salute at the end.
@FARBerserker2 жыл бұрын
"Violence. It is the Star Fleet Way" - Captain Janeway, Warship Voyager.
@aiosquadron2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's THIS timeline!
@KH4444444444N2 жыл бұрын
All Hail her most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Qo’noS, Regina Andor. All Hail Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius.”
@AC-iz7eh2 жыл бұрын
I think if it was a Warship it wouldn't have still been called Voyager (which means to travel)
@Technobabylon3 ай бұрын
@@AC-iz7ehCould be an ironic name - the Royal Navy has had six "HMS Friendship" warshuos, and five of "HMS Fairy"
@TeachermookАй бұрын
I thought it was the warship Desolation?
@3dartxsi2 жыл бұрын
This evil Federation makes much more sense than the Terrain Empire. Everybody in the mirror universe seemed like they were ready to murder each other at the drop of a hat, which always made me wonder how the Empire and later the Alliance didn't collapse into civil war within the space of a week.
@randallsmith25212 жыл бұрын
@7heoperator I'm pretty sure it is canon. We saw no Terran Empire in the Mirror Universe episodes of DS9. I was pretty sure there was a mention of the empire falling
@xxlCortez2 жыл бұрын
Mirror Spock already predicted that without change the Terran Empire will quickly fall apart.
@deadmg37462 жыл бұрын
@@randallsmith2521 It fell apart but not because of internal infighting, but because Kirk and Spock convinced them to be nice people, and then the Cardassian/Klingon/Bajoran alliance defeated them.
@7ElevenTruther2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the way the Terran Empires government and culture functions is really archaic and cartoonishly evil, everyone apparently murdering their COs to ascend the ranks and all. This confederation of earth seems like a more believable take on what a militaristic expansionist federation would look like. It's an authoritarian militaristic state but sort of like the UCF from starship troopers there appears to be some sort of pseudo democracy (where only humans can vote and the system is largely rigged in favor of accomplished military officers like alternate Picard). It's not all about the title of emperor that constantly changes hands due to civil war like Rome but a fairly stable government with a population that is mostly sold on the idea of humanity conquering the galaxy.
@michaelmorton56982 жыл бұрын
The Terran Empire suffered from Chronic Backstabbing Syndrome. You had people willing to kill you for your position in the chain of command, and officers willing to kill you to keep you out of their positions--and they weren't kidding about the killing part.
@pTryceorl2 жыл бұрын
Janeway must have been WILD in this timeline. Starscourge Kathryn Janeway, The Sorrow of the Delta Quadrant, Conqueror of the Nacene, Destroyer of Tuvix.
@Jonno921002 жыл бұрын
I feel like we've already seen what a Warship Voyager would have looked like.
@Seskal2 жыл бұрын
Oh no, Leader of an army of assimilated transporter clones of Tuvix.
@BusoRockin10002 жыл бұрын
Mirror Janeway just showed up in Star Trek Online. She conquered the Borg, and one of her main weapons is assimilating enemy troops to turn into her minions.
@Seskal2 жыл бұрын
@@BusoRockin1000 wrong universe but yeah, that scene where she (spoiler deleted) needs to be the season 2 finale.
@daniels79072 жыл бұрын
Emasculator of Harry Kim....
@thefenlanddefencesystem50802 жыл бұрын
Service guarantees citizenship! Hey, where's the 'Would You Like To Know More' link in this vid?
@sl600rt2 жыл бұрын
Except the United Citizens Federation is good. Egalitarian liberals with a strong social benefits state.
@darkholmemega87072 жыл бұрын
Nice Starship Troopers reference bro 😄
@averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh2 жыл бұрын
Are you psychic? Maybe you are
@darkholmemega87072 жыл бұрын
@@averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh No not psychic, it just one of my favorite sci-fi movies
@averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh2 жыл бұрын
@@darkholmemega8707 it’s also a line from Starship Troopers🤓
@rainalane16382 жыл бұрын
“When diplomacy fails, there’s only one way. Violence. Force must be applied without apology. It’s the star fleet way.” - Moff Janeway, Captain of the Warship Voyager, Dominus of Borg, Overlord of Fluidic Space, The Slayer of Delta Quadrant
@LGranthamsHeir2 жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention her other title Emperor of Alpha Quadrant, after she nuked members of the Confederation Council and declared herself Emperor 😄😆
@Cdr20022 жыл бұрын
How Emperor Gorgeau of her :D Gotta love bad guys with a ton of fancy yet menacing titles
@johnilarde84402 жыл бұрын
@@Cdr2002 tbh, Emperor Georgiou would definitely be afraid of Janeway.
@brianlindee2202 жыл бұрын
@@LGranthamsHeir I think some of you people are confusing one Terran empire mutiverse with another
@fourthhorseman45312 жыл бұрын
She looked badass with that collared uniform and those black gloves.
@thedawkturr44812 жыл бұрын
Space, the ultimate battle. These are the victories of the CSS World Razor. It's noble mission: To conquer the stars, to seek out savage civilizations, *To boldly conquer where no man dares step foot.*
@ImperativeGames2 ай бұрын
To crash planets of vile xenos into dust ^^
@daniel_f40502 жыл бұрын
The Imperium of Man would be very impressed. Particularly the Ordo Xenos and the Adeptus Ministorum.
@gilde9152 жыл бұрын
xenos living on holy terra....heresy, their mear existence on terra is an insult to very citizen on this holy ground and needs to be erradicated.
@leechmiller10722 жыл бұрын
Generally the Imperium would be impressed... However Picard has an abomnible 'thinking machine' in his house. Such vile tech-heresy would soon see the Imperium unleash it's wrath to cleanse the foul heathens!
@tiagodagostini2 жыл бұрын
Naaa they woudl be called heretics.. not enough cathedrals and not enough Gold in stuff. Btw woudl be a nice cross over to see the Imperium of Man crush this :P
@darthrevan12812 жыл бұрын
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the Uniform, our untearing Fabric, and by the grace of the Federation, I declare Exterminatus upon the Maquis world of Selosis III. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign thousands souls to oblivion. May Federation Justice account in all balance. The Uniform Protects." -The Sisko
@BHRamsay2 жыл бұрын
It would be amusing if PS was approached about the much rumored Warhammer 40K project and decided to keep the ideas even if he didn't get the job.
@qwertyuiopqwerty1122 жыл бұрын
"Because a safe galaxy is a human galaxy" - Lord High Admiral of the Segementum Solar, the hero of the eradication crusade, bane of xenos and the woes of the treacherous.
@JohnSmith-qm1gg2 жыл бұрын
Warhammer fans are drooling over this. I want a Confederation of Earth series.
@jeremybk542 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-qm1gg considering this is the closest we have gotten to a 40k tv show, which most of us have wanted for a long time now, we are at least happy seeing this
@JohnSmith-qm1gg2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremybk54 Picard leading a crusade.
@Jack_Pepsi2 жыл бұрын
Warhammer lite
@KH4444444444N3 ай бұрын
“All Hail her most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Qo’noS, Regina Andor. All Hail Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius.”
@gwell21182 жыл бұрын
I just realized this timeline or whatever it is is basically customed designed to insult and trigger every sensibility Picard has. It is literally his hell. He even has to drink coffee! Q is not playing around here.
@scottsaunders54532 жыл бұрын
The biggest tease of this episode was name-dropping General Sisko. In the Prime timeline with a peaceful Starfleet, he came up with the Defiant to battle the Borg. In this timeline, I'm convinced that whatever he came up with is the reason the Borg are totally destroyed.
@matts11662 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing if was a ship-sized pimphand swung at slipstream speeds.
@esaiaswalker89442 жыл бұрын
@@matts1166 lmao!
@scottmantooth87852 жыл бұрын
*think of the Defiant ship in this alternate time line only three times as larger and ten times the fire power with an assortment of gluten free tri cobalt devices painted in sparkly rainbow colors with whimsical motivational slogans inscribed on their casings...yeah, that's what you'll have*
@Justanothaguy2 жыл бұрын
@@matts1166 That sound's badass.
@TheFlyingSailorYT2 жыл бұрын
It has to be named the "Benjamin Sisko's M'FN PIMPHAND".
@maelstrom2182 жыл бұрын
This alt-Picard can't be evil; he doesn't have a beard.
@TheDoctorSorta2 жыл бұрын
He's so evil he Eradicated his beard permanently.
@k1productions872 жыл бұрын
alt-Kirk didn't have a beard neither, nor did alt-Sulu, alt-Sisko, alt-Bashir, alt-Archer, alt-Forrest, alt-Reed.... Its probably just a Vulcan thing
@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent2 жыл бұрын
Different Universe. The Mirror Universe was at least that. A mirror universe the opposite of the prime but different enough that its own timeline was the opposite of yours. People you knew were likely in that verse as well. This one is different. This isn't the Terrans or the Terran Empire. This is a Human only centric government. I guess you can say this is the true Terran Empire. The one built on eradication of all alien life and all human control. Unlike the Terran Empire which was drifting to that of one where alien races conquered eventually saw themselves as Terrans or at least near enough
@k1productions872 жыл бұрын
@@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent "It isn't the Terrans, its Human only centric government"... i.e.... TERRANS. From TERRA, a.k.a. EARTH. Subjugation and extermination are two sides of the same coin. Even the Machines from Terminator still used Humans as slaves during their war to exterminate Humankind. Honestly, this feels more like yet another desperate attempt to claim "this isn't real Star Trek"
@dragoninthewest12 жыл бұрын
@@k1productions87 that makes sense, mirror Saval had a beard too but none of the ESS Enterprise crew did.
@SCOMBAG2 жыл бұрын
This is about as close to an authentic, living hell as John-Luc Picard could possibly experience.
@cernstormrunner72632 жыл бұрын
i disagree. He's already been Borg'd. This is probably a close second though.
@michaeldiekmann64942 жыл бұрын
John? Really? You serious?
@kdrapertrucker2 жыл бұрын
@@cernstormrunner7263 borged and lived through Picard season 1.
@angryretailbanker51032 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldiekmann6494 John-Luck Pickered.
@Enivri2 жыл бұрын
As soon as he tasted the coffee he knew he was in hell
@ARC1701A2 жыл бұрын
Every Stellaris run ever...and I will not apologize for it! A safe galaxy is a human galaxy!
@richardjohnson95432 жыл бұрын
This makes up for TNG never getting around to a Mirror Universe episode. If anything, the Confederation seems even darker than the Terran Empire
@burleyscott29102 жыл бұрын
This is the Terran Empire on both sides of the same coin.
@LGranthamsHeir2 жыл бұрын
@@burleyscott2910 Without the back-stabbing and sexual orgies among its officers, at least so far.
@thefenlanddefencesystem50802 жыл бұрын
Quick! Somebody call Roj Blake!
@skippythealien96272 жыл бұрын
@@LGranthamsHeir just give it some time lmfao
@Theorphan812 жыл бұрын
My guess is this is the Remnants of the Terran Empire reborn possibly. 30 years ago in the DS9 mirror universe episodes we found out the Terran Empire had fallen and humanity was enslaved. Picard might have been the "Hero" that saved humanity and restored it from those dark days.
@FrostCaramto2 жыл бұрын
Darth Picard: The remaining aliens will be hunted down and defeated. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. But, I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Confederation will be reorganized into the first Terran Empire for a safe and secure society. Borg Queen: So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
@therearenoshortcuts98682 жыл бұрын
spoilers: the Borg in the real timeline wanted to join the Federation because they are fleeing from Darth Picard LOL "the only one who can save us from Darth Picard, is Master Picard"
@TheKnightOfSmite2 жыл бұрын
@@arcahmwinters70 Oh god This is too good it actually makes sense they'd never use it
@patsfreak2 жыл бұрын
This Earth is worse than the Terran Empire. Without all the infighting they can focus everything on steamrolling the galaxy.
@k1productions872 жыл бұрын
Oh I am sure there is plenty of infighting still
@jarrodskufcagaming52032 жыл бұрын
this Earth is the Terran Empire Earth
@dragoninthewest12 жыл бұрын
@@jarrodskufcagaming5203 it's probably after Cisco helped kick out the Cardassians and Klingons
@fadelsukoco30922 жыл бұрын
I can imagine them being in a perpetual war against the Dominion in trying to conquer each other's halves of the galaxy in the search for new territories and resources. Everyone lese is simple already conquered or destroyed. It would be interesting to see what the other Starfleet ships look like, if the up-armament and design changes to the Galaxy class from the painting are anything to go by.
@rainalane16382 жыл бұрын
@@dragoninthewest1 it’s general sisko
@kybone252 жыл бұрын
Another excellent Patrick Stewart performance "One by one, with aid of the brave crew of the CSS WorldRazor, we conquered the stars!"
@summer20105707 Жыл бұрын
His doppelganger is probably in the prime universe thinking that's hell. What is this? They give me Earl Grey tea instead of coffee? Damn this place.
@mrnuke9992 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Picard and Janeway getting into a fistfight over hot beverage preferences.
@danielhaire66772 жыл бұрын
No matter the situation, Janeway would get her @$$ kicked. She was only good at fights that required successful running away as objectives.
@skwills16292 жыл бұрын
Worse. kathrine Picard married Jean-Luc. She got Him Hooked on Black Coffee, and it is Why He turned. Its all Due to her Influence. Janeway wears the Victorian Governess Uniform to Play with Jean Luc their "Special games": now...
@therearenoshortcuts98682 жыл бұрын
@@skwills1629 thank you for giving me nightmares
@skwills16292 жыл бұрын
@@therearenoshortcuts9868 - You are most Welcome.
@therearenoshortcuts98682 жыл бұрын
@@skwills1629 when i go to sleep tonight: 1)... 2)zzzz 3) !!!!! 4) lol 5)zzzz
@acktopaf460611 ай бұрын
Damn bro professor X went off the deep end.
@alexanderiles44282 жыл бұрын
Who knew it was just a black coffee that would change Picard from being a Moral Philosopher to a Warlord. Janeway suddenly makes a lot more sense. I too enjoy a black coffee. I now have a desire to play Stellaris....
@mikeb69022 жыл бұрын
Curious the speech at the end about "Have a glorious eradication day, mankind moves ever closer to securing the galaxy" kinda reminds me of the Original Series episode "Patterns of Force" where the planet was modeled after Nazi Germany, and almost sounded like the speech they gave to the population.
@Dragblacker2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how MajorGrin feels now that STP has essentially lifted his "Picard as a warlord" parody series and made it an actual show.
@willt3223 Жыл бұрын
whos that? i look on google and nothing about majorgin is pulled up
@Dragblacker Жыл бұрын
@@willt3223 MajorGrin on KZbin.
@DarthVader-1701 Жыл бұрын
@@willt3223 He's a youtuber that pointed out the blatant rip off habits of current star trek, Many videos and the majority have a lot of merit. They literally are ripping off things from classic scifi of 40 years ago and putting them in shows like discovery.
@Cdr20022 жыл бұрын
He summons the cadence of classic Picard but uses it to deliver a speech like Hitler. Fantastic subversion, let’s you know exactly what kind of dark reflection you’re in for. Also, spiffy black Wrath of Khan uniforms
@DeltaSpartan1982 жыл бұрын
So...less Terran Empire and more Imperium of Man. I could support more of this.
@fadelsukoco30922 жыл бұрын
Especially since they do the militarized version of Starfleet better than the Terrans IMO. Terrans are supposed to be more war-minded and bloodthirsty than the Federation, but all their ships look like Fed ships with a bit of (admittedly nice looking) paint on them and a different emblem. The painting of the Galaxy class here clearly is chock-full of weapons everywhere and the secondary hull looking like it could unleash a swarm of fighters or invasion troops. A militarized Starfleet wouldn't make identical ships, they would optimize them for pure destruction in the most efficient way possible. No hotels for civvie families here, sir, just the storage and generators for the 8 additional torp launchers under redundant thick armor.
@jarrodskufcagaming52032 жыл бұрын
@@fadelsukoco3092 this is clearly the Terran Empire, all the hologram Picard mentions is hero of humanity.
@andromidius2 жыл бұрын
@@jarrodskufcagaming5203 Its not, though. They refer to themselves as Humans, not Terrans. Its the Confederation, not the Empire.
@andromidius2 жыл бұрын
@@fadelsukoco3092 I appreciate the fact they aren't even naming the ships the same - Picard's ship wasn't the Enterprise, but rather the World Razer. That's borderline narm, but also terrifying.
@MrMikellsof882 жыл бұрын
@@fadelsukoco3092 Diane Duane did a good reflection of that mindset in her book Dark Mirror which is a TNG MU story. The ISS Enterprise-D in that book was described as having sharper and more savage angles with a weapons loadout that would have easily destroyed the USS Enterprise-D. I'd like to think that's where the showrunners took the inspiration, but I'm not sure any of them actually read.
@ubcphysicsyangbo Жыл бұрын
Season 2 wasn’t that bad, but would have been nice to see the CSS Worldrazor (?)
@mrbluesky853 Жыл бұрын
Getting 40k Empire of Man vibes
@TwinFlyDSW2 жыл бұрын
So this is what Q was referring to in the Farpoint encounter when he kept showing the crew examples of humanities savage past. I liked the references to Yesterday's Empire and A Mirror Darkly. The Continuum had already seen examples of humanities savagery looking at the Terran empire. Could this also be why Q put humanity in first contact with the Borg a lot sooner than intended. When you think about it the Borg also demonstrate a polar opposite to this form of savagery. On one side the human race seek to dominate the whole galaxy, killing all who oppose them and enslaving those who surrender to them. On the other side you have the Borg who seek to assimilate the entire galaxy, assimilating all and their infrastructure for the benefit of the collective.
@brokenman582 жыл бұрын
The Borg aren't but. They do it for their queen. The ONLY being who has autonomous thought. She is the truest form of a totalitarian dictator imaginable
@captmoroni2 жыл бұрын
The confederation did make me think of Q and Farpoint. As for the Borg, they had already attacked in the Neutral Zone. Imagine if they hit the Federation without warning. Q in Q Who gave the Feds that warning and so, saved them.
@artembentsionov2 жыл бұрын
It’s basically the Terran Empire without all the backstabbing
@karlhui43032 жыл бұрын
Man, Patrick Stewart was totally channeling his inner fascist this episode. And still badass all the way.
@JorisKoolen2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking inner Churchill, that's the feeling I got watching the speech
@patterofheads2562 жыл бұрын
@@JorisKoolen swing and a miss
@pt299992 жыл бұрын
@@arcahmwinters70 that's because he is just playing himself
@matrix1285002 жыл бұрын
@@JorisKoolen The same churchill that helped lead to the demise of the nazis? I think you're a little off there..
@chrisstetsko50203 ай бұрын
From what we saw from the original, Imagine GENERAL Sisko?
@Riley_Mundt2 жыл бұрын
If the rest of this season is just regular Picard exploring this universe with Q I would actually consider watching.
@ai68942 жыл бұрын
Charles Xavier: See, old friend? In this Multiverse; I not only can walk. I'm a fascist totalitarian leader who took over Earth. Something you couldn't do! Erik Lenscherr: This version of you prefers coffee over tea. I'm convinced.
@raven4k9982 жыл бұрын
prepare yourself for eradication day where you to can be eradicated🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@badwolf662 жыл бұрын
We need more Evil Picard.
@michaeldiekmann64942 жыл бұрын
Please not, his line reading was garbage.
@michaelkenny73142 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldiekmann6494 no it was the perfect amount of ham. You could tell General Picard didn't want to be there. He wanted to be somewhere else stabbing someone anyone..
@k1productions872 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldiekmann6494 Wow.... HOW exactly was it garbage?
@ShamrockParticle2 жыл бұрын
Evil Picard does ham and alliteration well. 😍
@HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO.2 жыл бұрын
Are we sure we are not meeting the good Picard for the first time?
@michaelvargas51442 жыл бұрын
This "Confederation Of Earth" Sounds Like The Terran Empire But More Dark, Evil And Barbaric
@maxrockatansky29762 жыл бұрын
They kinda seem equally bad to me.
@darthrevan12812 жыл бұрын
They are exactly the same except the Terrans are hornier.
@spectrastar27492 жыл бұрын
Definately
@skwills16292 жыл бұрын
Actually less Barbaric. The Terran Empire coupdn;t rrally happen as to many People were too Willing to just Kill for Advancement and no One trusted Anyone. This is more like Nashi Germania (Yewtuve Spelling, for their Sensors) where Lopyalty and Honour (After a Fashion) exist too, so they aren;t fearful of each other as much. This is more Reakistic to e Honest with You.
@purefoldnz30702 жыл бұрын
sounds like present day Paramount
@dankicks2 жыл бұрын
Wait. Black Coffee? Somewhere Janeway is suing for gimmick infringement.
@bobdole8072 жыл бұрын
In this universe, she drinks...tea!
@bradondundas54342 жыл бұрын
@@bobdole807 Ractigino, culturally apporitated from the klingons
@MrDibara3 ай бұрын
@@bobdole807 _This really is the Circle that Dante overlooks..._ 😨
@thesteamycreamofdualjabbar64862 жыл бұрын
Rich and Mike are gonna be in agony in their next video
@takerdust2 жыл бұрын
let the Cringe floww through you.
@CaptPatrick01 Жыл бұрын
If the Mirror Universe is playing Warhammer, the Confederation timeline is playing 3:16 Carnage Amongst the Stars.
@JamesTobiasStewart2 жыл бұрын
So in this game of Stellaris Humanity decided not to play a Moral Democracy, Federation Builder like it does in the main timeline and instead went for a Purity Assembly, Fanatical Purifier run.
@mrfisher10722 жыл бұрын
I mean why wouldn't you go that way to begin with why spend time and resources on food production when the neighbors could be food.
@LGranthamsHeir2 жыл бұрын
In other words they've become the Terran Empire
@bengunn96702 жыл бұрын
Aren't humans here conquering aliens, not purging them (didn't watch)? If yes, then it's more of Fanatic Militarist/Xenophobic government.
@JamesTobiasStewart2 жыл бұрын
@@bengunn9670 They celebrate an event called 'Eradication Day' where they ceremonially kill the last member of another species. I get the impression they're just gonna kill the slaves last.
@bengunn96702 жыл бұрын
@@JamesTobiasStewart probably eradication relates to most dangerous species like Borg.
@BamaChad-W4CHD2 жыл бұрын
It's odd how strange and bad I felt seeing Martok ans Saraks skulls. Dukats made me smile though
@BigRed40TECH2 жыл бұрын
Dukat put up a hell of a fight at least. lol
@fleshduke58342 жыл бұрын
Dukat did nothing wrong
@KH4444444444N2 жыл бұрын
So Happy that Dukat's skull made the the resume. Not happy as Martok's did.
@MrDibara3 ай бұрын
When Q began with "Gul Dukat!", I started clapping! *Only for him to then follow through with Martok.* 😢 _And then SAREK!_ 😭
@ColonelBragg Жыл бұрын
Well mirror Kirk probably approved of this version of humanity assuming they still crossed over.
@pablo1835rigel Жыл бұрын
He extinguished the Tribbles in this reality and turned the Changeling computer into a weapon for the Confederation.
@mdc32272 жыл бұрын
The evil version of JLP is ironically closer to his TNG self than the ST:P version.
@davidaston57732 жыл бұрын
When even the worst villains in Star Trek are fighting for freedom... you KNOW something has gone horribly wrong in this universe. But here's a question: What are the Q like in this universe? The Q could defeat this ONLY humans Starfleet in a click of their fingers surely?
@ParagonRex2 жыл бұрын
There is no Q specific to this Universe, the Q are and have always been multidimensional so the same Q exist in all versions of the Trek universe
@daniels79072 жыл бұрын
@@ParagonRex - Correct. This is why they can so easily travel to and/or create alternate universes. The Q Continuum is a separate plane of reality. They're kind of the inverse of the Time Variance Authority. The more multiverse, the more entertainment.
@vali54112 жыл бұрын
in this timeline the virtues of star fleet don't exist so when the Q continuum had their civil war they annihilated themselves instead of making peace maybe?
@tiagodagostini2 жыл бұрын
Q are omniversal.. they are one on all continuities. There is not Q of this reality.. there is only Q and he is in all at the same time.
@hurrhurrmurr2 жыл бұрын
@@vali5411 I guess it's more that the Q Continuum can pick and choose which timelines they problem solve with, but with the "Prime" timeline being the most ideal one, they're the ones they go to for help the most. It stands to reason that they may have sought help from alternate timelines in the past as well, but might prefer the Prime timeline. This is conjecture of course, but I think it rationalises things?
@Jimbogf5 ай бұрын
C.S.S. Worldrazer. That name really has a ring to it.
@reubencarter30042 жыл бұрын
A great tribute to a Terran Empire like storyline.
@michael.barlow2 жыл бұрын
Its like a mirror universe but it isn't.. which I'm glad for because we've had enough of the terran empire for the time being. I like it though
@steeltimberwolf2 жыл бұрын
@@michael.barlow It seems like it's the same thing, just slightly different. More than likely still aimed towards conquest but without all the infighting that doomed the Terran Empire to its death.
@thanqualthehighseer2 жыл бұрын
By this point the Terran empire had collapsed and Humanity ruled by the Klingon and Cardassians. Could this be the new threat? A new competent non cartoonish terrain empire? Maybe even one of the players during the temporal war. Personally I don't think the war was between races but different versions of the Federation.
@jamesboulger87052 жыл бұрын
It is easy not to screw up such storylines, they are already a guilty pleasure.
@k1productions872 жыл бұрын
Well, Next Generation was so far the only Trek franchise to not have a Mirror-like episode, so its about time
@rn83062 жыл бұрын
Hmm...ok...why not. I always wondered what an evil Picard would be like. Or at least an evil Starfleet. Picard's going to really HATE this universe.
@ShamrockParticle2 жыл бұрын
TNG was wise to avoid it and let DS9 and VOY do it. But it's cool they're doing it for Picard now.
@chrisstetsko50203 ай бұрын
From what we saw from the original, Imagine GENERAL Sisko?
@drunkweebmarine94922 жыл бұрын
Captain Picard day was more fun
@theviewer14232 жыл бұрын
My only regret is we never got to see the OG TNG cast do a proper Terran Empire episode and that we didn't really see enough of alternate timeline Picard in a genuine way but it was a good show anyway
@sanitizerwilson15992 жыл бұрын
In comics version Picard and the crew are in space were the Klingon and Cardassians have no power looking a way to build the Empire back up.
@2Scribble2 жыл бұрын
Evil Picard's tone and intonations remind me a bit of Churchill - Stewart's such a great actor
@janus45382 жыл бұрын
Churchill in position against the 3rd Reich. You could probably have used a different analogy of someone in a more similar juxtaposition.
@2Scribble2 жыл бұрын
@@janus4538 - I wasn't comparing them - I didn't even bring up the nazis - I was TALKING about the way his voice sounds Get a grip
@pt299992 жыл бұрын
@@2Scribble he sounds like an old man looking for his car in the parking lot
@BradenENelson2 жыл бұрын
This was the best episode of Trek I've seen since ENT "Terra Prime".
@reckneya2 жыл бұрын
Hey, that’s funny. I’m full of sht too!
@2Scribble2 жыл бұрын
@@reckneya We could tell
@FaerieFire2 жыл бұрын
@@reckneya I know it might be hard to believe given the uh... "quality" of season 1, but season 2 so far has been great. Picard actually feels like himself, and there's a much more optimistic tone to things.
@maxrockatansky29762 жыл бұрын
@@FaerieFire it’s only been two episodes so far. That’s like reviewing a movie after watching the first 15 mins. Still plenty of time left to Klutzman to let us down.
@IchigoKurosakicool2 жыл бұрын
@@reckneya yeah, stop projecting lol.
@AntrozLPs2 жыл бұрын
I like the nod to the Dominion War Era uniform.
@drhapi53082 жыл бұрын
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future...There is only WAR.
@erikberg80982 жыл бұрын
At the risk of mixing sci-if….this reality’s Picard has really gone all Darth Vader here…. How uncomfortable he is to see this alternate version of himself is a sociopath bent on universal conquest!
@captainsteroid24542 жыл бұрын
It's worse than that... "General" Picard is a COFFEE man.
@derekonxbox2 жыл бұрын
@@captainsteroid2454 Thats the real horrifying thing.
@k1productions872 жыл бұрын
Next Generation was so far the only Trek franchise to never have a "Mirror" or Mirror-like episode, so this is them making up for lost time :P
@ShamrockParticle2 жыл бұрын
Weird, isn't it? These clips are surprisingly enjoyable.
@shep92312 жыл бұрын
No... He's not Darth Vader... he's something much worse...
@SilenceWillNotBeTolerated Жыл бұрын
Season 1 and Season 2 are like a video game with side missions that need to be completed before it all comes together for the grand finale
@user-gx8ng6bj5qАй бұрын
This is THE BEST timeline. "For the Glory of Mankind!!!"
@Redshirt4348 ай бұрын
This would be Terra Prime in it's final form.
@knighriderredux2 жыл бұрын
Chair looks like the conference chairs on the Enterprise D
@asobininryochan2 жыл бұрын
I see nothing wrong with this timeline. Humanity is finally freed from the shackles of the Federation!
@OverG882 жыл бұрын
Actually, this is a pretty much The Dark Forest scenario. Pretty legit if you think about it.
@esaiaswalker89442 жыл бұрын
@@OverG88 Not sure how? I’ve read that series several times and see no correlation here. The Dark Forest is overtly bleak to its own detriment.
@Draliseth2 жыл бұрын
This is so on the god damn nose I'm sneezing out the back of my head.
@thatanimepfpguy2 жыл бұрын
Could barely make it thought this short clip
@AshtonCoolman5 ай бұрын
The fact that Picard drinks coffee in the mirror universe is delightful.
@Ephisus2 жыл бұрын
I have never looked at my TV and thought, you know what would make this better, if the image was semi-transparent.
@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx48442 жыл бұрын
Yeah, holograms in sci-fi aren't usually a good idea when you think about it. The only thing they do better than a normal screen is display information in 3d, and it isn't even doing that here.
@antimatterhorn2 жыл бұрын
ah but have you ever looked at something expensive like a tv screen and thought, "heck, i can leave this space blank and use a cheap CGI artist to fill it in later for 1/5th the cost of a prop"
@JoaoPedro-gc8mw2 жыл бұрын
@@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 Actually, holograms in Trek is a good idea because they don't need to be see-through. Think of the holodeck or Admiral Marcus' table displaying a rotating hologram of a torpedo in Into Darkness. Holographic screens, consoles, etc would be awesome in Trek, if they made them the way holodeck holograms are instead of following the trend in other sci fi media. I would love a holographic tv screens that just pops into existence and looks like a real scren.
@compmanio362 жыл бұрын
It's a common failing in sci-fi; in the Voyager finale Janeway uses a monitor that is also transparent, because it's "futuristic" (supposed to be a holographic image but in the 90s, it was a bit harder to pull off)....why would you want everybody behind your monitor to see what you're looking at? Even if we do get holograms in the future, most day to day tasks will still be on screens with a opaque back to them, for practicality alone.
@Ephisus2 жыл бұрын
@@antimatterhorn the contents of my channel say, yes. Many times.
@FlankerX2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how "evil" General Sisko must have been, seeing that Gul Dukat's head was personally claimed by Picard..(at great cost)
@KH4444444444N2 жыл бұрын
lol...At great cost.
@Niclmaki2 жыл бұрын
@@KH4444444444N q says it is why he has his synthetic body in this reality, so I guess he was mortally wounded from the altercation?
@KH4444444444N2 жыл бұрын
@@Niclmaki You didnt get my comment
@chrisstetsko50203 ай бұрын
General Sisko has his own Hall of Skulls! God of Bajor, Exterminator of the Prophets, Bane of the Pah-Wraiths, Conqueror of Cardassia, Master of the Dominion, Scourge of the Teplan. His Trophy Rooms includes the heads of: Quark, Garak, Weyoun, Gowron, Solok, Vreenak, Remata'Klan, Curzon Dax, Li Nalas, Falow, Jaresh-Inyo. Lord Sisko also has slave harem that would be the envy of any Orion master. The bevy of the concubines within his private bordello include: Jadzia Idaris, Ezri Tigan, Kira Nerys, Grilka, Leeta, Tora Ziyal, Kilana, T'Rul, Gilora Rejal.
@AdeptusMechanicus22 жыл бұрын
The 40k/Star Trek we didnt know we needed. :D
@teenieesperanto22 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading clips!
@stinkypete90703 ай бұрын
picard out here spreading managed democracy. A glass of liber-TEA, hot
@danieldzyong38352 ай бұрын
For the Democracy! For the Super Earth!😂
@pratikhazari37012 жыл бұрын
This Picard is like Mass Effect's Illusive Man without the subtlety.
@mdxque83932 жыл бұрын
I always liked the idea of the mirror universe having an Emperor Picard.
@JLovrak21 күн бұрын
The look of anguish on his face as he listens to his doppelgänger’s speech, like he’s feels guilty for things he didn’t do.
@boxfox294520 күн бұрын
Anyone would see what-ever they'd swear' they'd never do. Turn on its head. In right circumstances
@KH4444444444N2 жыл бұрын
"Because a SAFE galaxy, is a HUMAN galaxy!"
@willt3223 Жыл бұрын
Terran Federation
@imperiumbritannicum4323 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Based Earth Timeline.
@mattplata74692 жыл бұрын
My stellaris evil human playthroughs intensifies.
@TheBlackCat1337 Жыл бұрын
i miss Picard day. still 2 more months till the next one :
@srichael27132 жыл бұрын
The scary part here? This is the competent, high-tech, conquerer "Federation" that is discussed in forums and shown in fanfics. And it's more stable than the Terran Empire.
@evanhunt18632 жыл бұрын
That's terrifying. A fascist regime that is able to suppress the self-destructive tendencies inherent in such an ideology.
@travis8850 Жыл бұрын
The Terran Empire was just barbarians in space. No discipline, all rules were merely just suggestions, etc... it was a universe of chaos. True authoritarian regimes stamp out division at the slightest drop of a hat, enforce absolute order and disobedience towards authority is generally met with execution. Brutal and inhumane...but effective.
@willt3223 Жыл бұрын
@@travis8850 the empire took vulcans as slave that was their mistake. the confederation did not let any xeno near their milatary arms.
@SR71ABCD Жыл бұрын
Not even the Terran Empire could have done all this.
@pablo1835rigel Жыл бұрын
Archer, Sigh of the Xindi, Grim Reaper of the Sphere-Builders.
@maxrockatansky29762 жыл бұрын
I want to see the Enterprise D in this timeline tearing ass through a borg cube!
@nicholassmith79842 жыл бұрын
I don't think there would be an Enterprise D in the mirror universe. The NX Enterprise had a rather dismal end, and I don't think there was an Enterprise when the Mirror Universe was introduced.
@maxrockatansky29762 жыл бұрын
@@nicholassmith7984 it’s not the mirror universe. They already mentioned that in this episode, which is why they’re going to the past to repair the future. And the alternate time line Enterprise D was pictured on Picard’s wall.
@nicholassmith79842 жыл бұрын
@@maxrockatansky2976 Fair enough. I'll look further in when I get the chance to watch it over here.
@Kuribohcoast2 жыл бұрын
Evil Picard drinks coffee huh? I KNEW JANEWAY WAS FROM THE MIRROR UNIVERSE.
@thenorsewitch71692 жыл бұрын
Let me take one good guess on who's being Eradicated and she's not happy about it.
@BigT5 Жыл бұрын
Realistically this will probably happen in a future
@JohnSmith-qm1gg2 жыл бұрын
I would pay a subscription for a Confederation of Earth series. It would be the closest we will ever get to a Warhammer TV series.
@madkabal Жыл бұрын
The Borg a cybernetic race that has genocides countless species, destroyed. The Klingons, enemies of Humanity that has a empire of enslaved races, destroyed. The Cardassians who started a Galactic wide war brutalized the Bojorans and brought the Dominion to the Alpha Quadrant., destroyed. So other than the "Confederation" not tolerating bullshit, what makes them so bad exactly? The Federation allowed a lot of injustics to happen and let truely evil species like the Borg to survive and destroy more races to satisfy "muh principles" than the Confeds. This Season seems to make more arguments FOR a strong Humanity First country than against.
@wratched2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Evil Picard channelling the Imperium of Man?
@zerrodefex2 жыл бұрын
He's a bit short and not wearing nearly enough gold.
@zerrodefex2 жыл бұрын
They actually built a shield around the Earth, Tony Stark would be proud.
@michdax76272 жыл бұрын
It's not a complete shield only over land mass'
@Hartzilla20072 жыл бұрын
I think its actually an Ozone Layer replacement.
@michdax76272 жыл бұрын
@@Hartzilla2007 it’s not. It is multiple defense shield’s to protect earth from “Alien ( non human )attacks” You should see the show. It’s being streamed on paramount+
@Hartzilla20072 жыл бұрын
@@michdax7627 I did they called it a solar shield, and the one time Q talks about it with Picard it’s in regards to how this version of humanity didn’t stop polluting the planet.
@therearenoshortcuts98682 жыл бұрын
probably need the shield after all the species they pissed off lol
@Bjork_Gumphly_2 жыл бұрын
Xenos filth will perish before his holiness the Emperor of man. Brothers for the chapter, the impirum and your Emperor.
@edbouhl3100Ай бұрын
And of course the alternative Picard thinks of himself acting from the highest ideals (too). It would be interesting to put both versions in a room to argue which point of view is valid. They might even come up with something new and interesting.
@MrGrownman455 Жыл бұрын
General Picard??? I LOVE IT!!!!! 😄
@KH4444444444N Жыл бұрын
To seek out new worlds to subjugate, to explore new means for resources, To boldly crush any enemy of Humanity not known before.
@morecowbell692 жыл бұрын
What's today, my fine fellow? Why sir, it's Eradication Day. It's Eradication Day! I haven't missed it! The Spirits have done it all in one night
@MrOmnisun2 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing this is another alt universe and not the traditional mirror universe seen in past trek episodes?
@k1productions872 жыл бұрын
close enough. Like "Living Witness" (VOY). Just an excuse for the cast to go all darkside ham, and usually they have a total blast doing it :P Thus far, TNG is the only Trek franchise to not have a mirror-like episode, so I'm all for it
@ParagonRex2 жыл бұрын
@@k1productions87 Technically they did, it was comic book form though, and Picard is buff in the version
@k1productions872 жыл бұрын
@@ParagonRex Books don't count though, they rank along the same scale as fanfilms. Sure they're a great read/watch, but they have absolutely no impact upon the franchise itself. That is,... until the studio hires novelists to write the episodes, like in season 4 of Enterprise :P
@SpreadingtheMuse2 жыл бұрын
Correct. The Terran Empire started in 2063, but this states the divergence is 2024.
@Lukos00362 жыл бұрын
Q went back in the prime universe's timeline and changed something. Dominoes fell, confederation rose, Picard wound up evil, then he swapped them all out with their original variants. All this to teach Picard a lesson about acting out of fear and grudge. Q has been there with the borg as long as with humanity. He chose them to introduce Picard to. Them to by the catalyst to push him past his inner ape and into something bigger. It pissed him off a great deal that Picard chose in a moment of duress to act on instinct and eradicate them.
@jt43692 жыл бұрын
“What the Hell is this?” “Columbian Roast. Black.” “I’m not Katherine Janeway, dammit.” “No, but you are her husband.” “Get me out of this hellhole!”
@GODCONVOYPRIME2 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait hold on, I mean have you seen Janeway? Hold your horses there paco, maybe we got something goin her yknowwhatumsayin?
@wdcain12 жыл бұрын
This feels more like classic Trek than any previous project Kurtzman has made.
@trajan17012 жыл бұрын
I think Star Trek is finally finding its Ground.
@SparkyP2 жыл бұрын
Lol...you guys.
@trajan17012 жыл бұрын
@@SparkyP lol lol lol lol you 😂
@kommodore66912 жыл бұрын
@@trajan1701 I think it is pandering, they are making a show based on popular opinion and complaints, the first season was ultra violent cause Kurtzman wanted to copy Game of Thrones and other shows, now everyone hates it so they radically change to be more classic Trek without even being fans themselves or liking/understanding the universe. Instead of having a vision for the story and characters, they are just slapping stuff together based on what people on social media say without caring for the art which is a souless and terrible way to make something that is good or lasts.
@trajan17012 жыл бұрын
@@kommodore6691 lol more whining I bet your one of the people that claps when the planes lands
@leslauner50622 жыл бұрын
Eradication Day? Is that anything like Unification Day for the Alliance?
@nuclearwinter3912 жыл бұрын
I like this universe, would be great to see how they conquered the galaxy. If you ain't human, you ain't right.
@KH4444444444N11 ай бұрын
Can you imagine the terror and carnage?
@hansumjoe2 жыл бұрын
Nice reference to the Inferno and Dante….and Q sporting the episode titles is a nice touch