Statler and Waldorf Classic Compilation Awesome

[@Himax9]

"Wow, those guys are a real treasure." "I agree, let's bury them."

[@misanthropists6263]

I'm 31 years old and still watching these guys in 2017. You're never too old to like the muppets!

[@squiremuldoon5462]

These 2 pay for balcony seats every night for a show they hate, now that is a true dedication to trolling.

[@moneyman1995100]

True

[@TheKaa09]

+Christian Guerrero The tickets are free

[@gavin169]

+Foodwarrior Because no-one would take them! Doh! hohohohohohoho

[@RyuGabriev]

+Foodwarrior Statler: I wouldn't say free, money IS being exchanged before each show... Waldorf: Yeah; from them to us! Both: DOHHOHOHOHO!!

[@snip105]

Christian Guerrero it was probably insult this show or dodge frying pans back at home

[@Charliecomet82]

Fozzie: "No heckling-I'm not even out here to tell jokes!" Statler: "Have you ever been?"

[@BlazingShadowSword]

I have figured out why Statler and Waldorf keep coming back to the show. It's their only source of entertainment, they laugh at their own jokes at the Muppet's expense.

[@zachbrancato1970]

DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

[@Danidiva21]

BlazingShadowSword yup

[@lordextinction8322]

Waldorf: can you believe the fans call us the original trolls?! Statler: no I can’t. Waldorf: why not? Statler: they haven’t seen your wife! Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@ruadhrose]

My dad used to call this the part of the show for the adults who watched it with their kids.

[@jamesbeard5513]

These guys are the original trolls, course there is a major difference between them and most modern day trolls. Statler and Waldorf were actually good at it.

[@GalenNight]

Their status as the original trolls can be challenged by the Frenchmen from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@jamesbeard5513]

Ok, how about more well known?

[@Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex]

+James Beard thats what I call the meduim sketchthe meduim skech? yes it wasn't rare and it certianly wasn't well done

[@biraptor6205]

ohoohoohhhooho

[@potato7617]

Cheshire cat was the original troll

[@markzarraonandia6975]

This was great. It reminded me of my Dad. His favorite part of the Muppets was Staler and Waldorf. He was a NASA rocket engineer, he did emcee work on the side at KSC for retirement parties, Astronauts, etc. and used several of their lines. Picture a man in his early 60's making a effort to watch a kid's show. The Muppets were something special for him.

[@FreihEitner]

I thought there was another bit with them saying, "That last number was a real showstopper." "Yeah, too bad it didn't stop this show!"

[@TheRachaelLefler]

Oh yeah I remember that from when I watched the show as a kid. Hm...

[@henryneletios6532]

There is more

[@eansudholtz6533]

FreihEitner DOH HOHOHOHOHO!

[@ClevelandRock]

"Can you believe we've been heckling these jokes for 40 years?" "Oh, it's been a lot longer than that." "No, I'm pretty sure this show's 40 years old." "Yeah, but the jokes are even older." "DOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[@nexgenhippy]

'what do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Half way..' possibly the only Fozzie joke to be accepted by Waldorf.

[@maddymiller4146]

nexgenhippy I don't like that joke

[@visualgagging]

"How come you two are still here? Did you lose your beds at the old fools home?"

[@ReyaitheShadowWolf]

Waldorf: Hey, aren't we in the wrong place? Statler: I wish we were, but there's the frog.

[@claytonhess5512]

Well, at least the wife can make legs out of him when he's done!

[@RaderizDorret]

The original trolls. May we ever aspire to rise to their ranks.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

+RaderizDorret thats insulting how dare you compare them to trolls. They were fine art critics. Such snobbery is far beyond trolling.

[@BIGBADBRAWLER71]

+Ben Hinman i don't know about that what they were heckling certainly was'int fine and it certainly was'int art. DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@nintendudeshred6463]

+RaderizDorret the only thing this comment aspires to rank is underarm deodorant dohohoho

[@RaderizDorret]

nintendudeshred64 Ha! Good one!.

[@Jungoguy]

Behold, the ancestors to the modern Internet troll

[@tjlanz1506]

Waldorf & Statler the coolest "old guys" with an awesome sense of sarcasm and wit! One of my favorite parts of the classic muppet show! Only wish I could have been in the balcony with them! 😊

[@SonofDamballah]

Cow: "Mooo!" Waldorf: "No, BOOOO!" Cow: "Boooooo!" Statler: "Hooray!"

[@abueloorgulloso]

Waldorf: Do you think there's life on other planets? Statler: What do you care, you don't have a life this one! 😂😂😂

[@tehjefey]

The original roast session.

[@pyromasteralex]

Didnt i use your soul to enchant a iron dagger?

[@JulianWavy]

Nazeem the ones who started it all

[@slendymann2647]

Statler: "More more." Waldorf: "Hey wait, look there is more." Statler: "Oh good grief they heard me."

[@captainobvious3821]

Good writers. Hats off to them.

[@eansudholtz6533]

Well hello, Captain Obvious

[@videogamesTSH]

So we can give them something to cover up their terrible act Dohoahaooahoohoh

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen3648]

Statler: What is this fish doing in our box?Waldorf: Same as us: suffering!

[@traintrack3761]

Waldorf: Now this has been an evening to remember Statler: Why? Waldorf: I forgot. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KWCline91]

Statler: I wouldn't believe that this video has nine dislikes. Waldorf: I would! Statler: What? We're you one? Waldorf: Nope! I was the other eight. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@kharisserna2727]

😁😁😁👍

[@themilitantatheist9243]

Statler: I liked that last number. Waldorf: What did you like about it?! Statler: It was the _last_ number! Both: Hahahahahaha!

[@BonziBUDDY]

If I'm ever senile, I would be exactly like them.

[@soetamikoestomo7885]

These two guys are my absolute favorites! If we want to enjoy REAL belly laughter, just watch them ---- and listen to them!!!

[@ryanodonovan9497]

Why can't these two join the judging panel on The X-Factor? Their heckling of all the contestants would make the show enjoyable as fuck!

[@Dustey]

30:21 Waldorf: Think we'll be entertained tonight? Statler: I will. I brought a book.

[@julianvenegas642]

Duster Man lmaooooo😂

[@ImmortalD42]

Legends in their own time. "So if men who ride horses are called 'cowboys', what do you call chickens that ride cows?" "Stupid!" hahahahahah

[@TF2Fan101]

13:08 Did... Did Statler and Waldorf just describe a few of Disney's current shows?

[@matthewmarchbanks8211]

Nah, that can't be right. That barrel's been empty for years

[@Danidiva21]

TF2Fan101 yup

[@ShinKyuubi]

This two never gave any f*cks..they trolled the entire show and themselves without a care. That's why their so damn classic and still funny even today.

[@braniacc]

Statler: "Hey, I heard EA is gonna get rid of microtransactions. Can you believe that?" Waldorf: "Of course I can." Statler: "Really? Why?" Waldorf: "Because their execs already got rid of customer sales." Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@shadowrush001]

I love these two old geezers.

[@thomasmurrell9832]

1:25 I nearly spit my drink out when they pulled out guns!

[@himself187]

Waldorf: you know I always regret I didn't study Shakespeare when I was a kid! Statler: When you were a kid you could have talked to Shakespeare...

[@Danidiva21]

bratha nice lol that's so funny

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

Waldorf: great number, I love trains Statler: yeah but Planes are safer Waldorf: they are? Statler: sure, I only rode on a train once and it had a accident Waldorf: what happened? Statler: a Plane fell on it! My favorite Wisecrack of these 2

[@bartoszurbanczyk1053]

Can anyone give me a link to a video with this masterpiece? :) Waldorf: That was wonderful! Statler: Bravo! Waldorf: I loved it Statler: It was great Waldorf: Well it was pretty good Statler: Well it wasn’t bad Waldorf: Well there were parts of it that weren’t very good though Statler: It could have been a lot better Waldorf: I didn’t really like it Statler: It was pretty terrible Waldorf: It was bad Statler: It was awful! Waldorf: Terrible! Statler: Terrible! Waldorf: Hey, boo! Statler: BOO!

[@TyhlerNovac]

Thank you Jim Henson for all the childhood memories and TV show and movies I have to say Emmet Otter's Christmas was one of my favorite childhood movies

[@ellnats]

my dad and my uncle were like these two when they watched movies, and now its passed on to me :D

[@LadyCeag840]

You got great genes, then!

[@ellnats]

yup

[@CalebDenn]

Waldorf: Maybe you should be wearing them! Both: Doh hohohohohohohoh

[@wankaru]

hahaha same here

[@julianvenegas642]

Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana fund your cousin!

[@KaylaRea13]

They’ve always been my favorite muppet characters.

[@jessicajayes8326]

You fool, you slept through the whole show! Who's the greater fool? You watched it! Hahahahaha

[@victorhernandez8723]

Happy 40th anniversary to the Muppet Show!

[@izabellaSands]

Victor Hernandez same here

[@Dustey]

9:35 Statler: You gave him a 1? Waldorf: He's never been better.

[@AJRider-ue8su]

5:53 you're old enough to remember Teddy Roosevelt and the opening of the Panama canal. Hilarious 😄

[@Danidiva21]

A.J. Rider lol

[@IvoryTaurean]

Waldorf: I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show. Statler: why not? they were also responsible for the bubonic plague! HOH HO HO HO HO!

[@austincrisp9829]

"I like this video." "Why?" "'Cause all the bad stuff has been cut out." "Us or the rest of the show?" DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[@moviemaker2011z]

I never watched the Muppets as a kid but I was aware of these two. classic hecklers at their best.

[@berniecioffoletti3398]

30:39-30:46: Statler- "Boy, that number was something else!" Waldorf- "You mean it was good?" Statler- "No, it was something else!!" BWAAHOHOHOHO!!!

[@LukesYuGiOhChannel]

I think I might need to go see a doctor. Really, why is that? I'm beginning to like this show.

[@HalcyonSerenade]

Eternal Dragon Of ChaOZ Doh ho ho ho ho!

[@carlbloke8797]

What time did they say that?

[@LukesYuGiOhChannel]

I don't think they actually said it in this video but it is one of my favourites of theirs.

[@carlbloke8797]

Eternal Dragon Of ChaOZ oh. well that was a good one they said

[@Thejigholeman]

+Eternal Dragon Of ChaOZ DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[@IvoryTaurean]

Statler: Im going to see my lawyer. Waldorf: Why are you doing that? Statler: I want to know if I can sue a show for breach of taste!

[@claytonhess5512]

This would be my take on Modern Family.

[@themilitantatheist9243]

Waldorf: What are they doing with those spoons? Statler: Scraping the bottom of the barrel. Waldorf: Hmm, I'm not surprised. That's how they get all their acts! Both: Hahahahaha!!!

[@lonelyqueen86]

i wish the muppet show could be streamed! i miss this show!

[@stephenschlachter6990]

Why can’t they just bring back the muppets We need to laugh again in these troubled times!

[@geezerbill]

Thanks for putting this together. Though my favorite line of theirs surprisingly didn't make it. ("You gotta admit, the opening theme is catchy." "So's smallpox.")

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

Statler: you think this show constitutes Cruelty to Animals? Waldorf: Not unless they're watching it!

[@elfhighmage8240]

Best hecklers of all time and remains to this day.

[@grendelum]

As a kid, in the summer, I worked at the yacht club in our town cleaning the bar and the rest in the morning... there was a big wooden sign hanging over the bar and one day I wrote on a series of bar napkins (backwards so it could be seen in the bar mirror) that I taped to the back of the sign: *_”Why do we always come here, I guess we didn’t think, it’s like some kind of torture to have to drink these drinks !!”_* ♡ Statler and Waldorf

[@gavers029]

"now I know why this theater is bad""why is that?""the seats are facing the stage"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[@timothymahnke7912]

I love these guys!

[@root19733]

"Do you think they'll do anything new with Luffy's devil fruit powers?" "No chance. They've stretched it as far as they could DO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

[@clinteastwood1629]

Casey The Rockgod You have a great sense of humor

[@whathell6t]

Don’t forget about FLCL. That anime manage to obtain a Pirate King/King of Pirates before Echidro Oda’s One Piece in just six episodes.

[@Danidiva21]

Casey The Rockgod Lol I get it

[@julianvenegas642]

Rockgod lmao I f*cking love you for that😂😂

[@claytonhess5512]

Waldorf: A cat playing a fiddle? That's a start. Statler: Don't get your hopes up. It'll take more than that to get my mother-in-law over the moon!!!

[@LadyCeag840]

Waldorf and Statler. Kids' first hecklers! XD

[@hhluvzmagik]

This. Ladies and gentlemen, is how you troll!

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

Statler: you think that Jekyll-Hyde stuff is Expensive? Waldorf: no, my wife has a whole glass of it every Morning!

[@DanSolo0119]

Statler: "You know what? Fifteen minutes with Geico really does save you good money."Waldorf: "How do you know? You switched to Geico?"Statler: "Nope. Because they're too cheap to afford good commercials."

[@Blossom44100]

DOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!

[@ZoanBlade90]

DOHOHOHOHOHO! =D

[@eansudholtz6533]

DanSolo0119 Stalter:Is “Switch to Geico and you can save 15 percent on car insurance” a good answer to anything. Waldorf:Probably not, but anything is a good answer to not being at this show Both:DOHHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@visualgagging]

Statler: Last time I crashed my car, I saved! Waldorf: Saved 15 percent because of Geico? Statler: Saved myself the pain from watching Geico!

[@christopherchasteen4990]

+DanSolo0119, Geico Gecko: "My word... to be trolled by those two... it.. actually is quite an honor, would you say?"

[@eddierools]

Waldorf: "How about that, they brought the house down! Hehehehehe!" Statler: "That's an old joke." Waldorf: "Well some things improve with age." Statler: "You don't! Heheheheheh-" Waldorf: *socks Statler in the face* That's gotta be one of my favorite ones, gets me chuckling every time!! XD

[@averyhorrocks5195]

When the trolls actually Improve the show's quality.

[@ultimazillarex1076]

These two deserve their own spinoff! Like if you agree!

[@andy240190]

These two were legends

[@stephanierushing6566]

Waldorf: Why aren't you fraggles playing down at Fraggle Rock? Statler: If you ask me, they like it up here.

[@stephenlewis1391]

W: You know, I just might never forget this show. S: Why's that? W: The Post Traumatic Stress Disorder won't let me!

[@aidanmccance2794]

Waldarf:Am I crazy or was that good Statler: you're crazy!!! Waldarf:........I thought so

[@jacobwells9207]

*Statler*: Boy, I wish that Zach Snyder fella would run this place *Waldorf*: Why? *Statler*: It'd be too dark to see anything! *Both*: DOH-hohohohohohohohohoho

[@jasonscheck4281]

They should run for president and vise president.

[@Danidiva21]

Jason Scheck I agree

[@fuzzemfuzzy7385]

"What's this fish doing in our box? "The same as us: suffering."

[@jasminnemcdonald94A]

Statler: I remember seeing a woman like this during the war. Waldorf: Was is Confederate or Union? Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@snowcone9444]

Best jokes: 3:28 3:37 4:18 5:20 5:30 6:08 6:30 8:15 10:31 10:37 10:41 13:44 14:10 16:31 17:38 22:38 35:46 37:31

[@theclassicmuppetshowclipsa6514]

A lot of work gone in there!!!

[@snowcone9444]

The Classic Muppet Show Clips and Episodes It took multiple attempts but I finally did it for your viewing pleasure.

[@niga619]

well this is a post to remember. why? ..i forgot

[@JosephWilliams-jk6cb]

Blank very opinionated

[@joshnestberg5717]

Thanks!

[@jasminnemcdonald94A]

Statler: Prepare a eulogy. I think the show is dead. Waldorf: How? It was already dead before we sat down. Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@braxtonbobo4004]

Every week this show looks better Every week your eyesight gets worse

[@TheRealTricky]

W: Either it's this video, or it's indigestion. I hope it's indigestion. S: Why? W: Well that will get better in awhile!

[@MarshalTennerWinter]

"Now why can't they do numbers like that?" "We just did!" "Oh...yeah."

[@TheTrainChasingPoet1999]

>Try and make something of yourself. >Like what? >guacamole. DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I lost it. XD

[@Darth234Ravenous]

Statler: Boy, what a show! What a show! Waldorf: What makes you say that? Statler: It didn't give me a headache.

[@wilsongomez515]

the original old people of comedy

[@maskedmagician5620]

So they blew up half the theatre At least they blew up the right half, Theirs!

[@ROBOTPETER101]

1:27 A Tragic Revelation, New Footage Reveals Lincolns Assassin Had An Accomplice (Circa 1865, Colorized)

[@austinmorrison6953]

These guys are the gods of KZbin commenters.

[@TheRachaelLefler]

"This makes me nostalgic For what? DDT"

[@oscarmccormack1611]

Rachael Lefler What is DDT?

[@sebastyantorres7460]

DOHOHOHOHO

[@Humanoidfreak]

"WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS?" love these guys.

[@davidscott1348]

Statler and Waldorf are in my top 5 favorite muppets

[@Kovugamez]

Lincon gets shot "If you ask me, the president's the lucky one." "Really how so?" "He doesn't have to doesn't through the rest of this show."

[@MeowthRocket]

Statler: Oh, I just love scat! ..........Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen

[@Drakin292]

Yakko: "Goodnight everybody!" :P

[@TherealRNOwwfpooh]

They mean beatnik jazz, not poo.

[@alexvorhaus3330]

They are just hysterical!

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

Statler: So that was Alice Cooper Waldorf: You should see his sister, James Phenamor!

[@Danidiva21]

One day I hope to be as savage and hilarious as these two

[@nathanaelrodriguez5120]

Those two are a riot!

[@Cheeseaddicteddaleks]

Statler: Good luck everyone! Waldorph: You know that means bad luck in the theatre? Statler: Of course, why do you think I'm saying it? We and S: Doh ho ho ho ho!!!

[@Cheeseaddicteddaleks]

Waldorph: Well, they've had problems, but i guess the show must go on. Statler: Awwww, does it have too?

[@Cheeseaddicteddaleks]

Statler: So, once more, the curtain raises and the show starts. Waldorph: I wish it was the other way round.

[@ZoanBlade90]

1:58 It's a miracle! They caught the cow how to speak!

[@xxMintoStarxx]

Get these guys on Riftrax and Mystery Science Theater. XD.

[@GameAlicornLuna]

"This is the worst show I've seen in town!" "What other shows have you seen?" "The Autoshow!"