Stay Strong King: How Big is It?

[@onurerdogan7910]

Don't like this comment, it exist only for algo.

[@sirbughunter]

13.000+ people didn't respect your comment for the algo. SMH... Edited for accuracy

[@dominic8680]

The thing is , is that show dont know his size unless sees it in person. So basically it's all assumptions until there's evidence showing his size.

[@SonglyWryt.Bon-Burr]

Anika Albrite next please.

[@CRWeaventure]

That’s a fucking likeable comment damn you

[@davesprivatelounge]

You cant tell me what to do

[@KingAlexander98]

In all my 23 years I’ve realized that if a woman is being overly nice to you she is trying to sell you something..

[@resilientlemon1302]

Or it's a dare.

[@TheWorldTeacher]

In all my 56 years I’ve realized that if a woman is being overly nice to you she is trying to scam your finances..

[@hhh26335396]

@@TheWorldTeacher did someone took half of yours?

[@fourkings_]

@@TheWorldTeacher And that bois is nothing but the truth right there. I speak out of experience.

[@TheWorldTeacher]

@@hhh26335396, methinks you meant "TAKE, not "took". Anyway, to answer your poorly-worded question, yes, BOTH my ex-wives stole my property, obviously with the assistance of demonic, illegitimate governments.

[@jennyneon]

*Girls:* “The worst thing she can say is no.” *Also girls:* “Come on... He's 5ʼ9.”

[@KanedaSyndrome]

5'9 is the optimal male height.

[@songcramp66]

@@KanedaSyndrome Optimal for what exactly? Not standing out in a crowd?

[@BenjaminLion]

@@KanedaSyndrome manlet cope

[@whoevenareyou9895]

@Max Singer uh yea you do

[@gregorB92]

cries in 5'7

[@maksillorenzo9480]

He should’ve said: “Give me one of each, don’t wanna ruin the surprise ; ) “

[@bemacoul690]

True.

[@nischitshetty8862]

Thank you I will use this in my future endeavours (if I have any)

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

@@nischitshetty8862 you won't have any

[@tarun9542]

@@nischitshetty8862 Dude, you don't worry about any of this stuff. Your parents will arrange one for you, you can meet her after marriage xD

[@patriot8678]

@@tarun9542 India moment 🤧

[@laynecantrel]

It's like the director at Brazzers didn't show up for that shot and somebody happened to know Quentin Tarantino.

[@JHeightzLegend]

Nailed it 😂😂

[@logicalblackman8228]

Lmao😂

[@davidwydra2401]

No, if Quentin shot this sceen, you would be looking at her feet for three minutes.

[@walmartpimp2]

@@davidwydra2401 Tarantino would have had a hairy 17 year old girl, and 15 minutes of dialogue that didn't advance the plot, the framing would have been off; and the whole thing would have been shot on celluloid film, anamorphic lenses and at the obsolete 24fps frame rate.

[@sleuthentertainment5872]

​@@walmartpimp2and some surf rock music background

[@abdulhaq5]

"I mean common he is 5.9" that hits home on another level...

[@jdailey01230]

I felt personally attacked

[@tonic777]

Not that height has anything to do with dong size.

[@naclnaclnacl]

this hurts my soul

[@satansbarman]

Insecure much guys? I'm 5"7' and never had a size complaint

[@Beard-OF-Courage]

5’7” guy here married to a 6’1” lady Anything is possible.

[@xiaorishu]

Man really asked for a garbage bag🤣🤣

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

We all have needs. Lol

[@SonicOfficial99]

P

[@ricktherrien8235]

Sure did!! I think it would be a bit “trashy” to use a garbage bag but that’s me!! Bad humour i know!!

[@nikhilraj418]

😆😆😆

[@matheusb.bergara5251]

Oh wow, not who I expected to see in this video, quite a surprise!

[@scottlauren3145]

6 inches from the ground when you're on top of a skyscraper? Damn, that's impressive dude.

[@kq2883]

9/11

[@peytonwalsh5219]

@@kq2883 😭

[@GQFJB]

Stole that line from Eminem

[@madhab7451]

That's a small skyscraper. 😂

[@JeromeProductions]

Fr

[@kujojotaro1395]

Bros rizz was immaculate in the first half ngl

[@FarewellChorus]

It helps when the other person is putting in just as much effort (in this case, because she's trying to sell something).

[@samtorento4493]

*Sees the cashier *checks URL Okay, I'm on the right site.

[@rensbrand5176]

In hindsight its beyond me how I didnt realise who so was until I read the description

[@eliav17123456789]

😂

[@eliav17123456789]

True story

[@uabir8338]

I understood that reference

[@theSPUDereHD]

Funny, as soon as I saw her I realised I was on the wrong site…

[@billyc768]

"There was no way he was bigger than a small. I mean, c'mon, he's 5'9". I feel attacked.

[@philkennedy5758]

And being like 6'5" or something would be better???

[@RR-nl2ep]

That means nothing. Howard Stern 6'7" and packing maybe 7" he said.

[@rxb364]

@@RR-nl2ep Ron Jeremy is short LOL

[@Icedcoffee03]

I feel attacked as well. Is that some type of new theory that height determines what you're packing lmao

[@bloodydiablo666]

How tf does that explain me then??

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

*Cashier:* "How big?" *Me:* _smirks_ "You see that building out there?" *Cashier:* "...Yeah?" *Me:* "That, but 5 inches."

[@Yuki-qh9kg]

Great comment. You should make more

[@abhijitpanda524]

Best comment so far

[@michaelwomack3293]

You got me rolling 😂

[@kashthegreatman612]

🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenfriedman2902]

The building: Dude this is a Wendy's restaurant

[@MaxPowers2.0]

I like how she doesnt even flinch or bllink at all when he puts the foot-long in her face 😂She is CLEARLY a seasoned professional 🤣🤣🤣

[@RabbitShirak]

She's faced bigger challengers before him.

[@JB-xl2jc]

I was chuckling before but when he nearly booped her with the sandwich that got me so good

[@Purpledawg-d9s]

She is clearly an ACTRESS!

[@LessGo7921]

@@Purpledawg-d9soh she’s an actress alright 😂

[@sergealbert6299]

Luna Star

[@AlexGray]

Man that awkward pause/stare after she asked what size and the “I’m sorry?” had me cracking up

[@zhaoyangxie]

Lmao I was literally just watching your e46 m3 video, funny to find you here

[@AlexGray]

Hahaha small world, thank you for watching it man! Yeah this channel is absolute gold 😂

[@AlbiM1]

Yeah he does that everytime🤣🤣🤣

[@EagleLogic]

I love his face when he says “just give me the big ones” hahah

[@TheRealMissBecky]

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[@thekub32]

This is a certified hood classic.

[@Joe-lc3sv]

Hood ?

[@blu6]

@@Joe-lc3sv you know like the old school trap music tag

[@Joe-lc3sv]

@@blu6 nah idk

[@TheDanm22]

You aren't even authorized to declare that.

[@alexsmith6914]

The new comment everyone is stealing and putting on all videos for likes... Nobody is original anymore.

[@bscvlad]

One of the best channels i have ever seen. When i first saw a video I literally thought it was from a movie or something. Great acting great jokes and great fucking production.

[@arsenworld123]

It isn't?

[@bigbrick2297]

Nice comment , but idk about " *great fucking production* ". You almost made me check what site I'm on

[@tylerdurdenthethird1796]

yes , the same here , the first vid of them ive seen was a wolf of wall street parody and i swear this guys have more acting skills than some actors

[@casualmma]

Agreed.VHQ channel.

[@DCMill]

Same here first video I watched was Netflix flirting vs real life and actually thought it was from a Netflix movie

[@jodapea2372]

Happy seeing Luna do this, she's actually really funny

[@chillblue79]

Where is she from..meaning what is she known for??

[@TheZewM]

@@chillblue79 pоrn

[@zakhobbsmusic]

@@chillblue79Luna star. Porn

[@chillblue79]

@@zakhobbsmusic thank you

[@Renny10k]

@@chillblue79 she a singer, she be holding big microphones

[@SpclOps20]

Something similar happened to me at a gas station once. It was like 2AM and I was heading to hook-up with a girl I met earlier. I felt good as I rolled up to the station because it was empty. I go to the window and the young, very attractive girl on duty signaled me to wait a sec. Unfortunately, people started pulling up! Before I knew it, there was like 6 guys waiting in line behind me! When the girl finally came to the window I requested 20 at the pump and a box of condoms. She smiled and said “What?”. I repeated myself, then she grabbed the exterior mic, cranked the damn thing to max volume and said “Sir, I can’t hear you! Could you please speak up?”! Feeling it couldn’t get much worse and hearing giggles from the guys behind me, I shouted “Condoms! I need a box of condoms, please!”! Then, with a goofy smile she shouted on the mic if I would like the XL’s or the smaller ones! I just said, give me that box right there! All the guys in line were laughing, hooting and whistling, the guy behind me even patted my shoulders!

[@hotheadmaxx_]

LMAOOO

[@mebcn5850]

😁😁😁😁

[@M67v]

That’s brutal 😐😐

[@pedrobatista7975]

lol

[@robertburton8055]

Sounds like you were being sexually harassed Good on you for taking it like a champ

[@ErnThaGAWD]

Just love how he randomly pulls out a subway sandwich and pokes her nose with it.🤣🤣

[@Pointman11111]

That was some Naked gun level shit

[@rodmarr1844]

The "boop"...🤣🤣👍

[@sumo813]

@@rodmarr1844 I was waitin to hear him give the "boop"! lol

[@simonlevett4776]

Yep, really hilarious.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Normally that needs to be supervised by an on-set Sandwich Artist.

[@e7hos]

I’m on top of the Empire State Building lmfaooo

[@12Produde]

The last person I expected to be here lol. Love your stuff man

[@TheBajanCanadiansOtherAccount]

ETHOS, I WAS J WATCHING U BEFORE THIS VID, lol

[@asatch01]

Pathos

[@trill2400]

Wtf ethos doin here lol

[@neptune9996]

@@asatch01 logos

[@MRV1RU5_]

0:41 "I'm sorry?" That KILLS me! 😂

[@محمدصادقعبيدعبيد]

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[@محمدصادقعبيدعبيد]

قال اللّٰهُ تعالىٰ :- " فذكّر إنّ الذّكرىٰ تنفعُ المُؤمنين" حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة الغالية...💜💙🧡 أُهدي إليكِ هذهِ الكلماتِ...🌹❤️ لعلّها تلامسُ شِغافَ قلبِكِ...؟؟!! فتفتحُ لكِ آفاقَ التّأَمُّلِ ومُحاسبةَ النّفسِ في الحياة... راجِياً من اللّٰهِ العليّ القديرِ أن تنالَ حُبّكِ ورِضاكِ... ( بسمِ اللّٰهِ الرّحمٰنِ الرّحيم ) السّلامُ عليكِ ورحمةُ اللّٰهِ وبركاتهُ... أَمّا بعدُ :- فكلُّ إنسانٍ لم يُخالط قلبُهُ بشاشةَ الإيمانِ وحلاوةَ الحبّ الإلٰهيّ فهو إنسانٌ غيرُ ناضجٍ ومعدومٌ... فإذا عاش وحيداً يوماً ما ، قد خرج عن صمتهِ... طالباً حقّهُ المشرُوعَ ولكنّهُ غيرُ مدروسٍ...؟؟!! يبحثُ عمّا يُعوّضهُ عن الإحساس بالنّقصِ ، ولم يستمع جيّداً إلىٰ نداءاتِ الرُّوحِ النَّورانيّةِ الّتي تهديهِ إلىٰ عالَمٍ ومَرتعٍ زاخِرٍ بِالكراماتِ والأنوارِ والأسرارِ والتّجلّياتِ الإلٰهيّة... الّتي ينكشفُ بها الزّمانُ والمكانُ المناسبينِ لِكُلّ إنسانٍ كان يتوخّىٰ الحذرَ وهو في مسيرهِ المُقدّسِ نحوَ الحُبّ الإلٰهيّ... من كُلّ ما من شأنهِ أن يُعكّرَ أَجواءَ ذلك الصّفاءِ الرُّوحيّ الرُّومانسيّ الجميلِ ، حين يكونُ مع اللّٰهِ سُبحانهُ... فتنفتِحُ عيناهُ الحالمتينِ آخرَ السّحرِ ذاتَ يومٍ ، حين يكونُ مُنشغِلاً في قيام اللّيلِ كأزهارِ النّيلُوفرِ... كأنّهما تنظرانِ بِلهَفٍ إلىٰ أملِ نفيسٍ لم يعهدهُ من قبلُ... يرىٰ فيهِ أَحلامَهُ الَتي تُنسِيهِ كُلّ جُروحِهِ وآلامِهِ وَأَشجانِهِ وَأَحزانِهِ...؟؟!! 😮😮 الّتي لطالما أَضلّ طريقها ؛ بِسببِ عقلِهِ ونظرتِهِ القاصِرةِ في الحياة... حيثُ يحملُ معهُ الأشواقَ ويزُفُّ إلىٰ مسامعِهِ البُشرياتِ... 🌈🌈🌈🎉🎉🎉 ولكن اعلمي يا حبيبتي أنّهُ لا يَدرُجُ نحوَ هذا الأملِ الكبيرِ ، فينالُ هذا النُّزُلَ الكريمَ مَن المولىٰ الحكيمِ مَن كانت حياتهُ جافّةً لا رُوحَ فيها...؟؟!! لكنّهُ علىٰ النّقيضِ من ذلك... مَن صابَرَ نفسهُ ولم يستثقلْ حملَ الجروحِ والصّدماتِ والآهاتِ... حتّىٰ يجنيَ ثمارَ جهدهِ واجتهادهِ ، الّذي كان ومازالَ يعتبرُهُ وقوداً ونُوراً يهدي بصيرتهُ ، ويشحذُ هِمّتهُ نحوَ التّقرُّبِ إلىٰ معرفةِ خالقهِ ومولاهُ...!!! لِيَنضُوَ عن كاهِلِ أيّامِهِ الخالياتِ غبارَ اعوجاجِهِ عن طاعةِ اللّٰهِ... فيَغدُو قلبُهُ وجسدُهُ لَيلَتئذٍ مُتنعّمَينِ نعيماً يجِلُّ عن المثيلِ وعن النّظيرِ...!!! لِما أَبصرَ بِأُمّ عينيهِ الحالمتينِ ما وهبَهُ لهُ اللّٰهُ الغنيُّ الكريمُ...؟؟!! فتُزهِرُ أَيّامُهُ... وتنفرِجُ هُمومُهُ ، وتتهلّلُ أَسارِيرُهُ...!!! فيتبدّلُ حالُ حياتِهِ ، من الضّيقِ إلىٰ السَّعةِ ، ومن ظلمةِ الحياةِ ورُكودِها إلىٰ أنوارِ الحرّيّةِ وانطلاقها... 🕊️🕊️ الّتي سيأسَفُ يومَها قلبُهُ الّذي أَضحىٰ مُستنيراً بِنورِ اللّٰهِ ورحمتهِ وهداهُ عن نيلها طويلاً ؛ لِما غفلَ عنها حين نأتْ بِكَلكلِها اللّياليَ والأيّامُ...!!! 😢😢 فيطمئنُّ ساعتها قلبُهُ المُنشرِحُ بِذاك الطّيفِ الجميلِ ، الّذي يشفي قلبَهُ العليلَ ، ويُريحُ بالَهُ المُفتقِرَ الذّليلَ...؟؟!! والّذي أَهَلَّ عليهِ من قِبَلِ اللّٰهِ الكريمِ الجليلِ...!!! 😊😊 والّذي يحملُ بين جَنَباتِهِ أيضاً نسائمَ ذكرياتِهِ الجميلةِ أَيّامَ لهوِهِ وصِباهُ... الّتي كانت تضُجُّ بِالضّحِكاتِ البريئةِ ، وَلا سِيّما العبثِيّاتِ الغريبةَ الّتي تنطوي علىٰ نسيانِ تِلك الحقائقِ المُرّةِ ، الّتي يعيشُ مع الأَسَفِ بنُو الإنسانِ تحت ظلامِها الحالِكِ حياتهُمُ البائِسةَ...؟؟!! كان معكِ يا حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة الغاليةُ والحسناءُ الجميلةُ الإمامُ المهديُّ المنُنتظرُ محمّد صادق عُبيد الكُبيسيُّ عليكِ وعليّ من اللّٰه أزكىٰ الصّلاة وأبهىٰ السّلام...!!! 💚💚💚💜💜💜💙💙💙🧡🧡🧡 أنا أُحبُّكِ... 💔💔💋💋 ٠٠٩٦٥٩٨٠٨٥٧٠٦ kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZXPdKyhq8qtp9E

[@محمدصادقعبيدعبيد]

حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة ...💙💜🧡💚 جميلةٌ هي الحياة...🌹❤️ لو كانت قلوبُ بني الإنسان مفتوحةٌ علىٰ بعضها البعض...؟!! مهما اختلفوا في مذاهبهم ، وتعدّدت آراؤهم ، وتباينت أفكارهم وعقولهم ... لهذا أنا أرجو منكِ أن تفهمي يا حبيبتي أنّ اللّٰه سبحانهُ وتعالىٰ لا يُحرّمُ الزّنىٰ ولا اللّواط وشرب الخمور والعُريّ وسماعِ الغناء والرّقص والموسيقىٰ وتدخين الشّيشة والحشيشة... إذا كانت ضمن ضوابط شرعيّة وأجواء رومانسيّة لا ظلم فيها ولا تجاوزات للخطوط الحمراء فيما بين العبد وربّهِ ومابين العباد أنفُسهم...؟؟؟!! كان معكِ يا حبيبتي وأُختي الكريمة محمد صادق عُبيد الكُبيسيُّ الإمامُ المهديُّ المنُنتظرُ عليكِ وعليّ من اللّٰه أزكىٰ الصّلاة وأبهىٰ السّلام...!!! 💜💜💜🧡🧡🧡💙💙💙💚💚💚 أنا أُحبُّكِ... 💔💔💋💋 ٠٠٩٦٥٩٨٠٨٥٧٠٦

[@محمدصادقعبيدعبيد]

حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة الغالية...🌹❤️ في جُعبتي قضيّتانِ تتعلّقان في قيام نهضةٍ ثقافيّةٍ وزراعيّةٍ في حياة البشريّة ، وهي كالتّالي... أنا أقترح أن تقوم حكومات العالم فتلغي السيارات ويستبدلونها بالطّائرات بأحجامٍ مختلفةٍ ، حيث يكون في كل مجموعة قرى مطارٌ صغيرٌ يحتوي على الطائرات... ويُستحسن عند ذوي الرّأي وحسن التدبير في الحياة إزالة جميع الشوارع والأرصِفة التابعة لها بالإضافة إلى الجسور وحتى المدارس والجامعات واستبدالها بكتبٍ مشروحة ومُفصّلة لِكلّ العلوم والثقافات والفنون بدل أن يصنعوا لنا تلك الجرائد والمجلات التافهة ، وزراعة الأشواك بأنواعها المختلفة حسب موقع المكان الجغرافي وطبيعة المناخ لأنّها ذات فائدة وأهمية في تحويل التربة البيضاء الصحراوية إلى تربة حمراء خصبة صالحة للزراعة من خلال جذورها التي تسحب منها المركبات الزجاجيّة والملحيّة ، ثم نقوم بدفن الملوثات العضوية التي تلقيها هذه الحكومات الفاسدة في البحر أو الأنهار والمحيطات تحت الأرض لِتنتفع بها التربة سماداً لها بطريقة علمية تحافظ على نقاء المياه الجوفية وعدم تلوثها ، وبذلك تكثر الأشجار المثمرة والماشية والغزلان والأرانب والظّباء ، ويكثر الخير في البرّ والبحر ، ويحلو الجو والمناخ وتنشط السياحة وتتوقف الأجواء الخماسينيّة السيئة ، وتتكاثر الطيور المهاجرة ذات التغريدات البهيّة ، حتىٰ تصبح كرتنا الأرضية مروجاً خضراء...!!! ويتعافى الغلاف الجوّي من الإحتباس الحراري...؟؟!! ويتمُّ استغلال الطاقة الشمسية وطاقة الرياح بهدوء كبديل صديق للبيئة لإنتاج الكهرباء الضرورية لتحريك أجهزة المصانع الغذائية وغيرها بالإضافة الإضاءة اللطيفة واللّيليّة الهادئة في الحدائق الغنّاء والمتنزهات... وبِذلك تهنأ البشرية بِبحبوحة العيش الكريم والمحبّةِ والأمنِ والأمانِ والسّلام... ملاحظة هامة :- ١- أنا أرى أنّه حتى البيوت والفنادق والعمارات يجب إزالتها من وجه الأرض واستبدالها بالخيام لمن شاء ، لأنّه إذا كان هناك أماناً وجمالاً في الطبيعة والمناخ حلوٌ ولطيفٌ فلا داعي ساعتها للبيوت وشكراً... ٢- من التداعيات الجميلة لهاتين الخطوتين الجبّارتين الزراعية والثقافية هو إلغاء العملة الورقية والمعدنية ؛ لأنّ كلّ شيءٍ صار مجّاناً سواءً الخضروات والفواكه واللحوم والأسماك والحلويّات والمكسّرات والشاي والقهوة والملابس بالمجّان... ومصداقُ كلامي الطّويلِ هذا هو قولُ رسولِ اللّٰهِ صلّىٰ اللّٰهُ عليهِ وسلّم لِأصحابهِ الكرام رضي اللّٰهُ عنهم :- " لا تقومُ السّاعةُ حتّىٰ تعودَ أرضُ الجزيرةِ مُروجاّ خضراءَ أو مُروجاً وأنهاراً...!!! " كان معكِ يا حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة الغالية محمّد صادق عُبيد الكُبيسيُّ الإمامُ المهديُّ المنُنتظرُ علينا من اللّٰهِ أزكىٰ الصّلاةُ وأبهىٰ السّلام...!!! 💜💜💙💙💚💚💛💛🧡🧡 أنا أُحِبُّكِ... 💔💔💋💋 ٠٠٩٦٥٩٨٠٨٥٧٠٦

[@محمدصادقعبيدعبيد]

Farewell my mistress 👋 I Love you 🌹❤️💐💐☕☕🍰🍰💟💟

[@mastermati773]

Someone has a smaller, someone a bigger... no shame. Real shame is expressing the length in imperial units.

[@TheNowhereMan0]

Aguante el sistema métrico. (Metric system is the best).

[@Ahmed_Malrogi.750]

😂😂😂

[@MartinZanichelli]

Metric system!!

[@MartinZanichelli]

@@TheNowhereMan0 Argentine detected.

[@TheNowhereMan0]

@@MartinZanichelli Indeed.

[@southernkeyz1]

“They didn’t have any at the horse stable I usually get them from…”🤣🤣🤣

[@tommynikon2283]

You guys are better than 99% of what passes for comedy on TV. #Chops

[@ItsYaBoi888]

Well he's not restricted by the FCC so...

[@azuesky_]

​@@ItsYaBoi888what's that? Like a censorship board? What's the restrictions

[@edheldude]

This is exactly the same male denigration and shaming as the stuff on tv. "Haha guy weak and dumb."

[@DETHTWUKTAUR]

i say this all the time but Tommy is right on. This was a great skit, i had NO IDEA it was going all the way to up-selling.

[@scottwarren4998]

This is nort realistic. brown women never do this with white men, as they have more respect for their brown men than white women have with white men.

[@jotithind7502]

1:55 'piece o what?" Lol love her accent, amongst other things

[@KaiTheGamerGuy]

Lost it at ‘they don’t have it at the horse stable I usually get em from’ 🤣👌🏽

[@Sponge_Bob_Square_Pants]

Since when horses started wearing condom? 😂

[@twmlloyd5257]

lol

[@KanchuKa]

Sri lankan elephant ? 🤣🇱🇰

[@dilansandaruwan2726]

yeh😋

[@charukajanamithu2301]

කන්චුක😹

[@chamathperera6163]

😂😂

[@joshuwaignatius]

We see you bro😂😂😂😂

[@tonyavant1773]

🤣

[@ethanclark4116]

All I'm saying is in my 5'6" frame, 6 inches looks a lot bigger...

[@thediaz07]

Gay af. But true.

[@moist.teabag]

@the Gulagwarrior same don't think i could take the dissapointment

[@pablomendoza4950]

Right? Women think we have huge ducks in reality we’re average 😂

[@TheGr8-1]

Yo, the comments are funnier than the skit! Lmao. Glad I’m packing the 7th heaven..so at least I can laugh at every joke made.

[@JeromeProductions]

@Ben Dover ha!

[@ricklawrence2515]

The correct answer: "Give me one of each. I don't want to spoil the mystery."

[@joshmitima2232]

You do realized that her whole being nice and stuff was so that she could sell them? In other words one of each or not, you're still played.

[@ryanbasilio9548]

Whoa this conversion took an interesting turn.

[@kitemanmusic]

He should have asked her if she had had a baby, or whether she was 'tight'.

[@victoraranha3379]

Luna Star? Wow... Good job, guys. You continue to amaze me.

[@xerxes2044]

not that hard. ppl in that business desperately wanna go mainstream. few do. just gotta pay to get an appearance.

[@t_bag3048]

😂

[@Ricksonkimura]

Luna is one of the sweetest girls I've ever met

[@deepaparakkal4241]

Who?

[@Kelvinllovejr]

@@Ricksonkimura I'm sure she is

[@Rubberbandman0529]

Luna Star! Probably my favorite actress 😄😍

[@BigDoof2]

"I mean, come on, he's like 5'9" I was laughing until I got called out here.

[@Circlesky-j2m]

i actually have a big one being a manlet

[@john214351]

@@Circlesky-j2m if you have to post a comment on how big your Johnson is.... It's not big lol

[@MalamIbnMalam]

@@john214351 that's not true many of the time. Sometimes, people who are short want to prove that they are big too.

[@john214351]

@@MalamIbnMalam nah if you got it, you don't feel the need to flaunt it. If you wanna flaunt it wear sweats with no underwear

[@MalamIbnMalam]

@@john214351 some people do..so what? there is no science that says if you brag about your penis size then you are automatically small? That's as ridiculous as saying penis size and height have a direct correlation.

[@Nandorodriguez026]

“Six inches from the ground maybe” 😂

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@Nandorodriguez026 jesus

[@nickjklol]

If I was standing on top of the empire state building

[@jideodewale7733]

And that's even when he's on top of the empire state building 😂

[@milomateer6565]

He was actually spitting some game for a sec there 😂😂

[@jamesrush8351]

"I'm Sorry" never gets old. Well done creating your tag line buddy.

[@jsheav]

He should have known from the start that a hot cashier hitting on him was pretty sus

[@augustus8]

The unfortunate luck of Dylan Williams strikes again

[@ranuld]

"Fully grown tusk of a Sri Lankan elephant" 😂 Much love from Sri Lanka

[@lahiruprasanga8482]

🤣🤣

[@thalibrajap6931]

🇱🇰

[@coolguy-wd5vo]

Lol

[@Trip4man]

You mean Sri Lanka elephant love?? 😆

[@Chainyanker007]

Ranul how’d you get here?

[@KH-sv3bk]

Her: " How big is it?" Him: "How big is your mouth?"

[@kinganthony8964]

I’m dead😂😂😭😭😅🤣

[@christianjohnson2434]

Pretty sure we all know how big that is

[@Chainyanker007]

‘More than enough for a woman like you,’

[@AVdh6nr5mk1m]

Seriously massive respect you got Luna Star here.

[@addictedp1779]

Luna star good lord Stevie going to places

[@pratikpusdekar1210]

wow, didnt recognize her, thanks

[@footballstars4155]

I clicked cuz I had to confirm it was her. Soon as she spoke I heard the accent.😅

[@harveybriggs9909]

I’m disappointed in myself for immediately noticing

[@timothyharshaw2347]

Who?

[@pratikpusdekar1210]

@@timothyharshaw2347 luna star pornstar

[@siriosstar4789]

Brutal ! after ten years of massive therapy he's still traumatized .

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

that's real mindfuck.. therapy is no joke

[@guy_chillin2406]

Go for the regular. Don't get anyone's hopes up and they won't be disappointed.

[@jwhite1202]

Exactly why lie only to disappoint her that night? Either way she doesn't like what she sees, he wasn't get any anyway. Might as well be straight up about it and save everyone some time. She might not need Subway sandwich big :-).

[@indra_vrtrahan]

Infact, tell them less, so they are pleasantly surprised by something more 😂

[@shivanshsaumya7356]

@@indra_vrtrahan 0.5 inches it is then

[@indra_vrtrahan]

@@shivanshsaumya7356 WOAH, sir, pls let us know before you turn em directions, we don't wanna be smacked in face with that massive thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Therapistinthewhitehouse]

@@indra_vrtrahan Under sell and over deliver is my motto.

[@konkombotis5549]

As my grandfather used to say that you can always make a large one smaller, but you can never make a small one larger. Just go with the large.

[@uwuva_]

“do you have any like, garbage bags?” made me laugh way too hard

[@TK_197]

This video is mad funny, in fact, while watching this for the 5th time, I finally decided to catch a glimpse of her face

[@sarahdeshay1394]

She had a face?

[@haddadakram3011]

@@sarahdeshay1394 what's this thing called a face ?

[@Ricksonkimura]

That's Luna Star. Cuban, adult film star and a good friend of mine

[@TrollNova]

My life has been blessed by pure fucking genius ever since this channel poked through the algorithm

[@vamnpyre]

Lol

[@33Chapter]

oh ya

[@duckduckov4362]

1:25 lol mmm is that Luna Star? nice xD

[@heisengineer]

Correct I was looking that ...

[@rjcardenas2299]

This is a great representation of how guys completely F up these scenarios, talking yourself right out of it. Be smooth, witty. Small banter. And once you have the digits PEACE OUT. Lol, once you keep talking you can only just say something dumb and screw it all up 😂

[@6abhisekbackup9]

I was so focussing on that actually. Until the condoms, it was a fun small talk and some banter tho

[@squamish4244]

He didn't even get her # thou

[@agamerjourney9146]

Only going say something dumb if lack experience talking to women. Lol

[@agamerjourney9146]

@@6abhisekbackup9 That’s problem started show his insecurities when ask what size. Moments like this shouldn’t hesitate and own up to how big or small he really is.

[@k-leb4671]

Does anyone actually have that conversation in real life though? I mean, a bottle-o cashier and a customer somehow flirting so acutely even though they probably don't know each other and one person getting the other's number in 30 seconds, just from a shopping transaction?

[@LeviAckerman2k]

LMFAO… this man said “do you have any garbage bags… u could toss my way?” 💀😭😭

[@maratroyern6363]

"Do you have any garbage bags?" I'm so weak right now! 🤣🤣🤣

[@robbybee70]

is that a fact

[@ashchaya7676]

Buys a 6-pack of beer. "Just having a few friends over." Wow, got a real bender planned there man 🤣

[@peterblakeslee4040]

Luna Star is great at the up and downs. That woman puts in double time like evey day is a holiday.

[@talsakivibez4891]

Lmao a lot of ppl don’t know who she is looks like 🤣

[@flawlessprogramer8043]

Luna star

[@jd4064]

I knew i recognized that whoooer from somewhere

[@RichardsWorld]

I've had some great memories with Luna Star, but I've moved on. I might have to repay her a visit 😀

[@talsakivibez4891]

@@RichardsWorld lmao dude. I loved her when she first came out. But then she get plastic surgery and just looks mad weird. She was gorgeous before all that shit

[@arandomweeb1890]

"What size would you like" And it was at this moment that this guy knew, he fcked up

[@Chainyanker007]

He should have immediately answered: Super large of course

[@Davidvanzutphen]

"not that big, not underweight either, just regular please"

[@snowflakesandstars]

Request: I'd like to see the blooper reel, please. Can't imagine they managed to do this in one take, keeping a straight face. :D

[@thomas_the_cat]

the "im sorry, and why do you need that information?" basically applies to any situation 😂

[@brocklee394]

This man has so much game, and he always finds a way to mess up. When is he gonna get a win lol

[@brocklee394]

@MrGriff305 oh don’t worry, I know it’s a bit lol. I’m just saying from the videos I’ve seen, they go good, and then he messes it up all the time lol

[@Ipostclips6969]

I’m 6’3 and will give you the best 6 inches subway never could 😂

[@bettymurphygrumpus8899]

Stacked with the meats

[@sullytx8120]

Damn Luna on Slappers Only is straight gas ⛽ 🔥

[@vamnpyre]

Exactly bro lunaaaa starrrrr 🔥

[@LanceCampeau]

In all my 49 years I’ve realized that if a woman is being overly nice to you... A: She wants something...B: From you...C: That isn't you

[@juliancrooks3031]

The old joke is he offered her 12", renegotiated for 6" twice then ended up doing it 3 times and she still got short changed.

[@roxann1557]

All of you men have the funniest comments. I am laughing so hard at them. No idea how I ended up on this channel but it is so entertaining AND informative!!

[@wilsonisfit5567]

Luna can actually act. That’s awesome 🤝🏾

[@bernardobila4336]

She's a famous actress and has been in a lot of movies, she has played a maid, a secretary, a pizza delivery girl and many other roles.

[@ruffmenace95gaming]

@Wellington you are filthy 😂😂

[@krzysztof_stuttgart]

@@bernardobila4336 she a porn actress? Name?

[@gamingonspace7915]

Luna Star it is😎😎😎

[@juliopacio612]

@@bernardobila4336 you forgot the movie she played a teacher that spanked naugthy students

[@Th_Uslss_Indvdl]

“I mean, come on. He’s 5’-9”.” You’d be surprised, lady.

[@abhinavranta1359]

@Conor Eliot lolololol

[@Amnpaterson]

I'm 6'-4". Those are two separate measurements....what were we talking about again?

[@sakibulislam5060]

somebody should introduce that woman to Mr jordi el Nino polla and Juan el Cabalo loco. she will understand that a person's height doesn't justify his 🐓 size.

[@mauricebeverly8174]

@@sakibulislam5060 Her name is Luna Star if you didn't know

[@cirenosnor5768]

Yup. Luna Star and she owned Mandingo in a Jules Jordan flick as if he were small. Mandingo 10? Had him screaming like a bitch - lol

[@benburnside5049]

Yeah......I've never seen a gas station cashier look like that ...............

[@Mr4everBaller]

Gotta admit, when he rotated the sandwich I laughed out loud LOLLOLOLOL

[@BWater-yq3jx]

1:29 "Well, bigger than when I first walked in..."

[@TheProphesor]

I actually feel embarrassed for him 😭😭🤣

[@premedguy2378]

underrated acting man lmfao this shit gets me

[@masteroverincompetents7915]

Not gonna lie, I didn't realize there was a skit around the tank top subject until it was over.

[@dsharkyo]

What do you mean?

[@masteroverincompetents7915]

@@dsharkyo I was too focused on Luna Star

[@erincarlyon177]

Yeah, what do you mean?

[@masteroverincompetents7915]

@@erincarlyon177 See the comment above yours

[@erincarlyon177]

@@masteroverincompetents7915 Yeah, I still don't get it. Is the actress Luna Star? Is it some kind of reference? I don't get how there was a skit "around the tank top subject". I just don't get what that or Luna Star means.

[@gabrieldaudu]

Bro Luna is actually good on script...

[@neilmcdonaldii4367]

I know guys that are 5'4"that are packing 7"-9" height doesn't determine your member size. Anything over 9" is an abnormality anyway. The average male member size is between 5 - 5.5" long regardless of height. People just need to stop with the shaming nonsense.

[@yoursportsnow9729]

Porn star "mandingo" is 5'6". Plus every female I'm with says short guys aren't supposed to be a big as I am(5'8") but alot of women are easy to fool so they would think height equals something more.

[@neilmcdonaldii4367]

@@yoursportsnow9729 5'8" isn't short. Some Humans just need to quit ahead of time.

[@tascrphs]

I'm not even gonna ask how you know that... unless you're a chick. Then again this is 2020's...

[@neilmcdonaldii4367]

@@tascrphs I'm actually a disabled veteran that also does research and has an interest in the medical field. I teach my youngins what us normal and what to expect when things are going as scheduled with their bodies and minds. All youngins should take an interest in how their bodies work and what is the"norm" or "average". All of human knowledge is based on the law of averages. For instance, average male height is 5'9" to 5'10". Thanks for the failed attempt at shaming and gas lighting though. It makes old folks like myself chuckle.

[@Valkyrae123]

@@tascrphs he doesn’t he’s just trying to convince himself that size actually does matter

[@zacara8469]

6 inches from the ground. While from the Empire state building... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Davidvanzutphen]

"There's no way hes bigger than a small he's 5'9" "Can't grow when you are getting pulled down by heavy weight and repulsion"

[@indra_vrtrahan]

@Belarion A.D. I have not once met a person who is over 6 feet who uses the word manlet, only one i ever saw was manlets themself in denial, trying to put down others.

[@indra_vrtrahan]

@Belarion A.D. dunno man, i have rarely found woman taller than me in my life time, 5'11 is pretty good for asian, but isn't it dumb to assume taller is initially better? I am really sure it varies with girls, or short guys won't be getting married, and you make it sound like the taller a guy gets, more girls flock after him lol, at one point tall is too tall for anyone.

[@indra_vrtrahan]

@Belarion A.D. Well yeah, its just i think it makes sense that woman are attracted to tall and strong men as it is clear indication of good health and security, i think the degree of height really varies from culture to culture, i REALLY think for some girls, too muscular is too muscular, too tall, is way too tall, but i agree, sexual attraction is instinctual and it is simple like that.

[@Happy-rm8li]

@@indra_vrtrahan bruh at the end looks matter a lot!an average or below average heighted model is better than tall janitor looking guy anyday of the year

[@wookey-2083]

@Belarion A.D. well most woman want guys that are taller than them but not automatically 6ft or something, its ridiculous to assume that

[@roosterjones4247]

Phony from the start when he buys one 6 pack for friends coming over.

[@hscar-no8oz]

Lmao 😂 Good point.

[@wanaraz]

It's comedy. Lighten up.

[@hscar-no8oz]

@@wanaraz He’s with the mood bro. He understands. The character was frontin the whole time, so his comment makes it funnier.

[@andrewmaddox2889]

Wooosh

[@albogypsy2842]

Why he even buys condoms if he doesn't have a girlfriend? Probably the dumbest thing to do in this situation.

[@RichardsWorld]

I was travelling in Suriname once, and I asked a young woman where the condoms were in a pretty nice shop with several employees. She kept asking me what is a condom? Then she started yelling at her coworkers, what is a condom? I was getting kind of embarrassed at his point. Finally another woman showed us where the condoms were 😀

[@ubuntuiqinisoofuna7852]

Saw you this morning on Marwa’s live. Good to know that you’re getting some kind of loving. I mean, it’s not good to know…never mind. But yeah…

[@udaynj]

That woman who did the skit was incredible. Great actor!!!

[@pargolf3158]

CASHIER: "There is no way he is bigger than a small, come on he's 5'9" JONAH FALCON: Hold my beer

[@mikerecords5530]

Height has nothing to do with how most of us are hung.

[@pargolf3158]

@@mikerecords5530 Exactly my point

[@joshnocera9064]

Women probably don’t realize that.

[@Danish-kd7og]

@@joshnocera9064 ikr. I'm.5"7' and my size is 6.8

[@Danish-kd7og]

@@joshnocera9064 no one seems to believe me even tho I ain't lying🥲

[@Contredanse]

These are some of my favorite ones. Just a slow descent into madness trying to avoid the question. 🤣

[@paulphoenix1669]

"goo goo gah gah type beat" hahahaha And when he mentioned the garbage bags I lost it too

[@WoodyDuncan]

I'm still going back and try and talk to her. 🤣

[@sv8313]

"You guys don't have triple XLs? They didn't have any at the horse stables I usually get them at" lmao

[@shanethenorsegod]

You deserve a million subs already. This definitely a Slapper👌👌👌

[@MrYevin]

1:22 now I won't see our elephants the same way 😂 🇱🇰

[@ravindu2350]

😂

[@thembrownbois9283]

Yoo

[@mushed321]

Bro when you walked out the shop video should end, that is a wonderful night you got ahead *slaps back in brotherly manner..

[@alextabet9247]

Two men are standing on a bridge, peeing onto the river. Man on the left: “The water is cold…” Man on the right: “…and the bottom is rocky”

[@user-ch6cf1eq1e]

I dont get it

[@tiaansteyn3594]

@@user-ch6cf1eq1e It's hanging into the river

[@user-ch6cf1eq1e]

@@tiaansteyn3594 still don't get it

[@atomiczeus03]

One guy’s schlong is touching the river while the other guy’s schlong is reaching the bottom of the river

[@firstname5556]

@@atomiczeus03 i thought that was a metaphor lmao. It is literal.

[@greywebs1944]

Wish my local had a cashier like her ? I'd go in for more than one or two items 😊

[@zodiac6968]

She is something special.

[@greywebs1944]

@@zodiac6968 your not kidding I would be very happy seeing her stock up the shelves aswell 😊🛒

[@vexeft7821]

Yeah id take like some sun chips and some gum i guess

[@Luir_mias]

@@zodiac6968 you do realise shes a pornstar? luna stars lmao

[@leodynasty-2519]

Bro do you have any picture of your crush cashier?

[@skyrisesenpaiii678]

“Now that I think about it.. you might need extra small”😂

[@ElQuePregunto]

Bro was a victim of marketing

[@kingofhearts2375]

My grandpa always said “ count the wrinkles , not the inches “!!!! RIP gramps, thanks for the laughs!!!

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora-v8k]

That's oddly wholesome. RIP.

[@reptar1098]

The 5'9 at the end wiped the smile off my face 😟

[@aleccrazy7005]

Just found this channel recently. Love the content. Not only are the skits funny but they have one of the best quality production of all the KZbin channels I watch. Can't believe you don't have 1 millions subs yet.

[@sittingforgetting9907]

that pen handoff is crazy

[@im1who84u]

0:29 The correct answer is: What size can you handle? No matter what her answer is, your comeback is: Then you'll just have to come over and we'll find out what size you can handle. Don't order any condoms', and tell her to bring what size she thinks she can handle.

[@i_cant_hear_a_word_you_say]

and if everything goes as you say, the end result will be 🥲

[@im1who84u]

@@i_cant_hear_a_word_you_say _and if everything goes as you say, the end result will be_ Your wildest dreams and then some. Honestly I hope you're comment is really just joking around with me.... Anyone that has any _game_ wouldn't leave a comment like yours.

[@i_cant_hear_a_word_you_say]

@@im1who84u cuz mine is too smoll and yeah also I am incel 😃 (ugly af)

[@im1who84u]

@@i_cant_hear_a_word_you_say You can overcome ugly by being a beautiful person on the inside. Obviously it won't work on all women but It will at least increase your odds of finding companionship. Learn to be personable, learn to make people laugh, read a book titled, "How to Win Friends and Influence People". Observe and study guys that are the way you'd like to be and do your best to emulate them within reason with what you have to work with. If you can obtain money, that will help women to get over ugly. Zsa Zsa Gabor once said, _I've never met a rich man that was ugly, and the richer they are, the better they look._

[@Rockinxsteve]

Yes! This type of comedy is making a comeback

[@kobi2024]

"He's 5"9 he's probably small" Lol, there was a guy in my military brigade, he was 5"3 and his package was all the way down to his knees when it's flaccid, we kept saying "Watch out Michael is passing through!" when he entered the showers.

[@Zenith.zenith.zenith]

🤣🤣

[@Sayamour06]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheMajesticSupernova]

Is not that unusual, I have an aircraft carrier down there as well.

[@SeaFlower38]

@@TheMajesticSupernova 🤣

[@TODD_FL44]

Na its all about the tree trunk. If it aint tree trunk sized its small 🤣.

[@luissaenz8159]

Luna Star 🔥🔥 what a woman !!!

[@wavyafrican2457]

😭

[@sighnaps192]

Thanks was looking for this

[@charlieparker5678]

I'm a fan of her work.

[@spixgaming8816]

The big ass pause and then the “I’m sorry?” Kills me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@panosts6178]

I'm proud of how fast I recognised Luna Star

[@thesoulreaper1096]

😂 😂 Same here

[@realblacklight5661]

Lol me too......

[@Healthnwellness373]

Lol.. This conversation is way too funny.. 😂😂😂😂

[@rockinitsince92]

I sipped water when he said Tusk of a fully grown Sri Lankan elephant and I snorted it all out when he made that noise 😂