Ste BRUTALLY Reviews Ash's 'My Premier League Diary' | Why Does Ste Hate Football? | UFO Hotels

Story time with Ash and Ste! Who is going to win the UEFA Champions League? Why does Ste love watching Arsenal lose? Ashley Williams and Stephen Howson are back with ‘Head’s Gone’ as they sit down to discuss everything that’s happened this week in football and beyond. Today, they read and review Ash’s ‘My Premier League Diary’ book, they discuss why the US Government backs certain films? Which zoo animal would be their chosen pet? Who their favourite pundits are? What they think about Chelsea’s season? Will they watch Donald Trump’s debate? They also debate Matt Le Tissier’s conspiracy opinions, the solar eclipse and read out the fans’ comments from last week show and much more! Keep up to date with our channel by hitting subscribe and clicking and the notification bell!
0:00; - Intro
0:11; - Ste truth bombs this week's football
5:56; - Who’s going to win the Champions League?
8:59; - Ste loves watching Arsenal lose
13:28; - Thoughts on Chelsea’s season?
16:41; - Ste read Ash’s book
24:06; - Ste & Ash debate Matt Le Tissier’s opinions
27:18; - Why does the US government back certain films?
32:28; - Ste reads the comments from last week's show
37:36; - Ste & Ash discuss the solar eclipse
41:59; - AI Ste & Ash speaking Chinese
44:25; - Ste & Ash were sent an email to visit a UFO hotel
49:33; - Watch along to a Donald Trump debate?!
51:41; - Which zoo animal would be your pet?
56:33; - Who’s Ste & Ash’s favourite pundit?
1:00:38; - Outro
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[@TheSaladin777]

Ste’s 100% right football quality is absolutely dogshit right now

[@lordrevilo7935]

Nah, just bitter that the english teams stink

[@Nightsu]

We had front 3s of Bale - Benzema - Ronaldo, Neymar - Suarez - Messi, Ribery - Lewandowski - Robben now we have Grealish - Haaland - Doku and Martinelli - Havertz - Saka.

[@BunyanaRed1958]

It is. You are right. It's just overpaid bollocks now.

[@cantricehart]

I'll never understand how people don't rate Ste 😭 even if you don't rate his analysis and scouting which he's brilliant at if you watch his personal channel. He's absolutely hilarious.

[@cjmorton8631]

I swear

[@weaponX14]

cuz hes an absolute biased clown most of the time.

[@Pathogenixdnb]

The level of pettiness is through the roof…and I’m all here for it 🤣

[@hugzy14]

This. More entertaining than my team (utd) these days

[@James-gm9cs]

Got an idea for a remote episode for you guys that ticks all the boxes for your special interests. There's a Welsh village called Llandrillo. In 1974 it was alleged that there was a UFO had crashed up in the nearby mountains and was covered up by the government. Known as the Berwyn Mountain UFO incdient. Some say it was just an earthquake, but maybe you guys should go there and conduct an investigation, speak to the locals, climb some mountains, and get to the bottom of the story once and for all.

[@themikepage23]

I fucking love it when Ste goes on a rant. Great Head's Gone moment. Edit: Also never understood the entire "you should support the English teams in Europe because you're English" thing, why would I support rivals in any venture? Especially just because we share a nationality? Bit of a weird thing to do in my opinion.

[@Ricky-yf1ru]

Why would you support a club just because you were born in that city? And hate a club because they are a different city? Football fans are brainless chavs.

[@Prime-R9]

2:12 2:21 8:58 Big up Joel x GGMU 🔴

[@ACEPodcastNation]

5 mins in Howsons on 🔥 😂 gonna be a good episode!

[@SoWhatM8]

Just know this is about to be a fire 🔥 show this week 😂😂

[@meggsgg]

this has been a generational week for hate watching 😂🤣

[@vidu635]

The Lionel Messi of hate watching weeks

[@wilseph1]

AI Ste and AI Ash speaking fluent Mandarin! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elliottgoodall9467]

Thanks for reading and discussing my comments from last week legends 😂

[@DubaiMelodies]

42:28 🤣🤣🤣 I did not expect that

[@jedsithor]

You guys should probably check your Five contracts because using AI to mimic (even for translating) someone's voice is kind of a big no-no. You need to protect your voice rights (like image rights) because we already know that deepfakes are a thing. Combine that with AI voice mimicry and you have the potential for serious carnage. Even if you're OK with Five using AI voice tech for translating videos, you still need to get something in writing (and a pay rise because why not).

[@amartya916]

Danny Higginbotham is a very good pundit. I wish he got to do more premier league games.

[@harryrussell6801]

If we beat Coventry (big if) it’s been a certified week for United fans 😂

[@adanhamza5360]

This of you both speaking Chinese is class, this is definitely the flagship show on 5!!

[@wilseph1]

Pure jokes Ste and Ash!

[@r.a.m3255]

I’m a United fan but I’d pick Real Madrid over Barcelona any day

[@Romandictator]

Just common knowledge that one 😂

[@r.a.m3255]

@@Romandictator preference

[@miqigod]

FIRST 2 minutes made my DAY

[@Scottuz]

Every Film made about the Armed forces in the USA have to get Military cooperation, if they want to film on board ships or at airbases, or have anything other than Stock Footage, B roll, type clips, and it's been done like that for 60yrs

[@Kazelrov]

RE: good pundits, Thierry Henry goes under the radar on CBS because of Carra/Micah being giddy. Hoddle would be top bar the past stuff but still knows ball. The guest appearances from the likes of Martin O'Neill and Slaven Bilic have been pretty good when they happen. Ash is alright too I guess... 😏 I think the issue is that loads of them are professional, but as Ste says, they're lacking in some regard. Sometimes that's actual insight, sometimes it's personality, or in Michael Owen's case it's both.

[@mikypoo1843]

might be basic but roy keane's probably my favorite pundit just because he doesn't give a toss about giving his actual opinion on things and he's just jokes to watch. Rio is good also cause you can tell he just loves the game and acts as himself. Gnev and Carra are good aswell.

[@elliottgoodall9467]

Class episode lads.

[@jonathangoodwin9729]

Oswald chose to go see the Korean war drama "War is Hell", what a cultured guy.

[@MrSamymolotov]

Ashley got a good point there... For United it's a really looong way to the bottom I just hope it doesn't take us as long as Liverpool and please let them not sack Ten Hag but some of these players really gotta move away

[@Mandinka711]

Under 6 minutes in and Ste has already said "taint" twice. City were well and truly kicked in the taint.

[@larb9136]

literally the most entertaining shit on youtube , this is fucking hilaaarious good lord

[@unlistedlizard9598]

Mbappe is on around 40, the kid from Coventry at Sporting is on about 40 Gyokeres, but I think the best striker right now is Jonathan David

[@maxxiee16]

This is one of the greatest podcast episodes of all time

[@harryrussell6801]

Thanks lads for keeping this to one full hour every week unlike the shitty cut up Monday show

[@TheKingOfCowickStreet]

I love Stes ability to switch seemlessly change topic of conversation “who would of been prime minister in 2012” … “have you seen the girl exposing p diddy has ended up dead?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@smartkittirattanapaiboon3922]

Ash’s reaction to what Steve said at 4.19 😂

[@mundolioknows6447]

Arsenal fans can take comfort in the fact they helped cost the premier league a 5th place in the champions league. Unlucky spurs.

[@BunyanaRed1958]

Just got a copy of the book for 3quid. Be a laugh. 2012 the PM was David Cameron.

[@XboneMalone]

A great first 5mins! Although Ash almost eclipsed that by comparing conspiracy eclipse morons with Druids!

[@christopherc6103]

Been waiting for the flagship podcast for a good while! Those short pieces earlier in the week ain't it

[@SoWhatM8]

Back to last weeks comment about the eclipse and Antarctica, there was a massive black shadow that went high above earth and has been pushing north, since then the floods and crazy weather stuff going on around the world….. there was more to it from the deeper searching I did thought it might be something you’d go but deeper into

[@ozzielam]

And not only the voices are so real and the Chinese is so accurate as well. Really too good to be true

[@DubaiMelodies]

Ste's on 🔥🔥🔥

[@Selo_T]

Steve is quite broad culturally. The rev minister impersonation was not expected 😂😂😂

[@JackoEM]

Can we see the Air B&B? Feel like I’m missing out not seeing it 😅

[@busaif2322]

Definitely the Flagship show

[@GWOTKoolAid]

Heartbreak Ridge with Clint Eastwood ensured I would enlist in the Marines. Fun fact: it was going to be about an Army unit, but the foul language put them off. The Marines said fuck yes we’ll do it. And dogs are 100% better than people.

[@electronotch]

Saw many a 1990s record sleeve of crap things like a banana nailed to a wall.

[@tehdoors]

wanted to hear Rio’s endorsement of Ash’s book!

[@neerajnambudiri9971]

I recall Ste saying Danny Higginbottom being one of the pundits he liked the most, didn't he?

[@aaronward551]

Get pete wicks and sam Thompson on that would be hilarious!!

[@careyscates3516]

Ball flying through space hahahahaha

[@i11usiveman97]

You need to listen to the Parapod Podcast because Ash reminds me of Barry Dodds.

[@kianparmar9648]

Hey FIVE team, does Epl plays more games then La liga, LIgue 1 and Italian league during crunch time of champions league quarter and semis , IS this the reason EPL teams struggle to win in europe despite strongest in play, like la liga & French ligue got 9 days off before quarter start, so does that help , as we saw many players ran out of fuel...

[@joshtaylor6188]

I'm with Ste was great watching rivals get knocked out this week. Hala Madrid!

[@esa879]

Ash needs to get on board with the concept of sports hate. Sometimes seeing your rivals crash is more euphoric than when your team wins. Sports hate is fun as hell.

[@reduk1999]

Hard work writing this book hahahaha 😂

[@5magazine]

Tell me about it

[@Romandictator]

This is actually comedy podcast my favourite by far 😂😂

[@davidgriffith1552]

An otter. Otters are too much fun to swim with, even the wild ones will jump in the water and play with hikers and such.

[@hugzy14]

Im fking chinese aussie, those chinese AI translations were spot on. Not just the literal translations but the level of articulation is of an expert chinese Im scared

[@5on-of-Fire]

Can we have a full episode in Mandarin fellas?

[@elliottgoodall9467]

Ste Arteta should be called Artwata

[@bjrnskjelbreid1327]

Best pundit for me would be Danny Higginbotham, by a long long way.

[@zelig1799]

Have either Ste or Ash seen 11.22.63. It's a Stephen King book that was turned into a series a few years ago about JFK and time travel

[@disrupt_ist]

I think you're very intelligent, Ash. Mind you, my IQ score was 85, but that shouldn't matter.

[@2202lewis]

Jeremy Corbell has a podcast he does every week!

[@danmzungu3427]

As said Manchester United fans would rather be Chelsea fans we’re above them in the league and then a final

[@Sparks923]

Arsenal are still the 3rd most successful English team, and one of the best teams in the country right now. Also, have a squad that's not even close to its peak. Let's everybody just calm down 😅

[@ramuay]

Is it me or is Martin Keown starting to look more like Lee Evans? Ash should ask Keown if he’s got any good jokes

[@timothyhogan2750]

Was Ash sulking about Ste not liking him as a pundit 😂😂😂😂 ????

[@josephconway711]

I’m 11mins in & this is an argument about nothing 🤣

[@cristianonunes8551]

Real Madrid will win 100%. The Man City x Real Madrid, last game, just showed how good this Real Madrid team is, they are on another level. Did they play like sht? Yes, but let's not forget that they still have some injured players, and some that were avaiable, came from injuries recently, so they were not at 100% yet, but the whole team knew how to suffer and hold on to the result until penalty shootouts, not any team can do that, it takes a special team for that. And despite all the injuries and some bad results, they will probably still win La Liga too. Amazing.

[@previnsnaidu1]

Well it’s because the talent in football has gone through a massive lull. The amount of ballers coming through as teenagers show that the 24-32 year olds have not been the same quality as the ones before

[@BunyanaRed1958]

Yeah Bruce didn't die. He went to work undercover for the Chinese Police. Probably the most recognizable Chinese actor in the world. Wonder how that went. 😆

[@souljure7]

fred durst is starting a ufo podcast. you lads better guest on it

[@bcmac6826]

Ste’s right modern football is gash

[@cartz.g]

Artichoke 😂🤣

[@AlexanderLupo]

Roy Keane as a pundit >

[@jonnystaffs]

Ste is only here for lads who think Stella is a posh drink.

[@AngadKumar012]

danny murphy

[@jimgreaves402]

Ash’s book aka Ash’s footballing life sounds very boring. Please ask him about Laudrup (and Michu) coming to Swansea?

[@64Ahmed]

Look at the top scorers list across Europe's top 5 leagues, Genuinely sad

[@hellonearth9347]

The rivals like are downfall so we like theirs

[@tombradford9195]

Ash has a cool as Fook persona and temperament

[@dnvr12]

Ste is actually right.. Pandas are actually stupid… they literally dont care about their owm existence, humans try to save them and they try their best to undo everything lol

[@ar13lsun1v3rse]

you lot won’t be waiting too long, you’ll see me on tv screens soon! I’ll have brought some flavor to the beautiful game RONALDINHO IS THE GOAT

[@DENCHFC24]

Panda panda

[@bobnab1570]

whiskey poured dooby rolled lets go .a 9 stone female beating up ste and ash is every film or tv show and i cant watch tv no more

[@joshjlewis]

If you think the creator of Saw is bad, wait until you hear about A Serbian Film

[@punctualwizard]

5头不见了 😂

[@andrewsmith-rc1rj]

Trust me guys your spoilt with pundits, living in Australia we have to watch someone that scored a goal in 1998, bosnich is the best they got an he’s terrible

[@glyndwrjohn6383]

Ash thinking this wild gullibility that he embraces doesn't make him sound dumb just compounds the issue. Nothing wrong with enjoying a little esoteric content but when you approach it with the reason filter switched off, you turn into a Le Tissier swiftly.

[@aiyuuu8908]

this english youtubers doesn't understand football outside England which is really surprising to me.. bundesliga isn't farmers league anymore.. and ucl is supposed to be a competition where the best team in Europe played against each other.. so saying the best team doesn't win while both team played two match is crazzzzyyyy.. btw most of the top players in epl started to polishh their craft after coming from bundesliga or serie A.. eg. kbd, sala, son and many more

[@Savazhe]

So, by Ash's "logic" the viewer that assumes he's intelligent but has never met him's opinion is meaningless, but his opinion that elephants can't be top because if they were he'd know one has merit? Just want to be sure I'm following along properly 😂😂😂

[@Nightsu]

Ash needs to be more of a hater, embrace the shameless hatewatching it hits like crack when it's successful. This week was generational.

[@BTLPods]

Feel like I remember Ste saying Danny Higginbottom is one of his favourite pundits. Me personally, I’d give it to Gary Neville, and I hate to admit it but carragher is up there too. I think Gary lineker shearer and Micah Richards offer great insight on their podcast too, a lot more than they do on tv

[@careyscates3516]

Yeah football standards have fallen ,not even that entertaining anymore, teams need 20 shots for a 1 nil win , bring back 2 strikers

[@garrybutterfieldfilms4501]

Has the money killed player’s ambition to be the next Ronaldo / Messi ? Youngsters live like kings anyway why bother trying hard ?

[@JayRoper]

35:00 - "how intelligent I am or aren't" ... well you can't speak your native language correctly so there's that to go off of.

[@Jamal-lj4cx]

Ain’t no one reading a book by Ashley Williams

[@kizz-87]

This show is soooo dry!!! 😂

[@gurtejsinghsandhu]

Howsen is now just boring. He’s the same on the other shows. Just boring. Doesn’t add anything. Now .. not even vibes. Just boring.

[@jzilla1234]

You mean "wibes"

[@vidu635]

You should stick to cricket then pal

[@gurtejsinghsandhu]

@@vidu635 racist reply. Cool.

[@andreastimonen]

you must be booring. Hes 90% of the show

[@vidu635]

@@gurtejsinghsandhu not racist, just stick to cricket. This sport clearly isn’t for you

[@Ricky-yf1ru]

Matt Le Tissier has way more intelligence, integrity, logic, critical thinking and courage than Fat Ste