Steamed Hams but its unnecessarily verbose

[@meatshield_]

No wonder the roast was ruined, It took them an entire minute just to enter the house.

[@justyouraveragetem6523]

MeatShield he also just stood there looking at it too

[@blackknight247]

MeatShield i know right? i thought the house would be burned down by now

[@Superluigi881]

That is one very slow fire.

[@Turtlesarecute-i6t]

Lol

[@omegaO_O]

They should’ve died in the middle of eating

[@Gencoil]

Can you imagine the phone bills these guys must have?

[@trinitrojack]

Ain't no one calling these guys

[@stephensnell1379]

@@trinitrojack yes people call these days too but people use Mobile Phones for Phone Calls etc and no longer use Landline phones Landline phones are practically obsolete now

[@JB52520]

If I was to claim that I possess the ability to mentally construct a simulation of these two characters communicating verbosely, such that their accumulated debt (of currency to the organizations responsible for creating and maintaining the infrastructure for remote communications) grows far larger than expected for average members of the homo sapiens species presently existing in the typical large aggregate social structure, also known as society, then perhaps I would position myself as superior to other users of this visual and audio internet communication platform. Ho ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, individual responsible for the posting of this exceedingly verbose and nearly unparsable missive.

[@zigzag7838]

In a world like theirs, phone bills would be cheaper 😁

[@frischborlic]

Only hello would be like:.........

[@Kev24]

When you need to extend your essay to 500 words

[@PU8698]

Xcripts when you need to extend your essay to 1000 words

[@ExtremeWreck]

Patrik Uosukainen well, this one's 20 trillion words.

[@natahndolar2142]

Zest Central good idea I’ll use this technique next time I am forced to do this

[@inkysplaters9326]

I am going to write verbose during essays now. XD

[@matsen1153]

thats how I wrote an essay yesterday lol

[@memesmemes8542]

Skinner: calls himself miserable and a failure. Chalmers: *good* *to* *know*

[@kittyofthedeep6164]

I’m now going to greet people with “greetings fellow homosiapians” thanks

[@azealot-aka-azz]

I already do.

[@dougbennett8592]

Greetings fellow creature!

[@arsongamer1510]

Greeting, fellow homo sapien of a very similar anatomical structure who also has a similar assortment of object that allow you to access a very well-known place where human interactions are made through encrypted messages that is also coincidentally in a very specific area of that place called the internet, in a section of which you may share your comments and concerns on a digital media file shared through the largest broadcasting platform, otherwise know as KZbin!

[@henchman1366]

God I hate this, firstly it's all in hearthstone, now real life, I hate faceless

[@greyblob1101]

Homersimpian

[@PTp1ranha]

This is like the alternate universe where robots wrote and acted the Simpsons.

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

"The homo-sapien family of 5 similar homo-sapiens and 2 mammals commonly used as pets, commonly referred as to The Simpsons which said family of homo-sapiens undergoes a series of events which we fellow sentient beings would refer as odd as the nature of the events is not commonplace in society during the 20th-21st century in which the television program takes place, in an American town known as 'Springfield'."

[@Nemfoglalt]

the right one

[@canthandlethislol]

PTp1ranha and its funny

[@mr.wetdream5277]

You mean post season 9?

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

The events in question resemble a hypothetical situation in which mechanical beings were the authors of and played out the roles of the characters of the popular animated TV series which revolves around a nuclear family of five homosapiens who are resident in a suburban American town, and which is characterised by its accessible humour and the yellow pigmentation of the characters' skin.

[@Bug0221]

10:15 *O V E R W H E L M I N G L Y P O S I T I V E F A T H E R O F J E S U S M E R R Y C H R I S T*

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

I died there lmao

[@assassincharmander390]

Hitmonbug lol 😂

[@BennyDYT1]

If our world would be all like this, there would be no wars or conflicts, cause NOBODY would bother arguing since it would take aprox. 2 years to sort it out verbally alone! hahaha

[@samuelshock6292]

But nobody would want to stop any wars because, again, it would take forever to say anything

[@bravetherainbow]

People would just attack each other instead. Great idea, doofus.

[@mediocregamer2484]

Everyone would be great at charades tho

[@aprofessionalmayoplayer4308]

maxmoefoe?

[@AxoElle]

*PRINCIPAL SKINNER OR AS COMMONLY KNOWN BY THE REAL NAME OF SEYMOUR I AM CURRENTLY SHOUTING AT YOU SO YOUR EARS AND YOUR BRAIN CAN UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S SOMETHING GOING WRONG AT THIS MOMENT IN PLACE*

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

SomeGoomba533 GOOD TO KNOW

[@chocloretin]

In a short way: *S E E E Y M O O O O O O O U R*

[@TLAizaakZtriker]

I love that part.

[@matsen1153]

i was scared 1/8 to death when that came up

[@Obsessor23]

There is something funny about the dialogue being overly formal and elaborate, yet they still just refer to eating as "grubbing"

[@gr8b8m85]

When AI gets too advanced.

[@sonicastic]

This aged pretty well

[@amazingfireboy1848]

At least back then you could still tell it was a robot! Today, with ChatGPT and whatnot, you can hardly tell the difference between an AI and human.

[@fallongarens6734]

@@amazingfireboy1848idk man. Somethings always consistently off about em once you look at it beyond a passing glance. Something’s just…off. It sounds like a person but very clearly lacks something.

[@nightsilent1318]

This guy predicted the future.

[@ActualKit]

This electronic collection of moving images known as a video on an online video sharing website slash social media platform founded in 2005 called KZbin, of a clip from an American animated television show called The Simpsons in the episode '22 Short Films About Springfield' of which this clip is from, originally airing April 14th 1996 on Fox Network, wherein you my fellow homosapian have taken said clip and lengthened it by replacing the original dialouge with more in depth explainations in a way that is known as verbose for the purposes of creating your own version of the internet meme known as "Steamed Hams but..", has caused amusement and joy.

[@CarolynDestruction]

One of the best things I’ve read in verbose

[@MystDawg]

Disappointed you didn't verbosify the firetruck noise

[@vidyogamenurd]

W E E W O O W E E W O O

[@starrynight2963]

nor verbosify the sigh

[@RBatman5000]

We shall let you fellow homosaipans know, in this film you are currently watching in a company called google in which claims the film site in which is named KZbin, that in a television show called, "The Simpsons" this specific clip that has been uploaded to the google claimed site known as KZbin, in which this specific clip qualifies as a trend or for short known as a meme, in which is being acquainted and barged in with another "meme" to speak with larger vocabulary to in this case to be increasingly verbose, that you have not affected and edited a one second clip at the end of this twelve minute film that we shall inform the homosaipans that we are incoming to help a citizen in trouble by releasing a loud noise to inform others we are going to be entering your establishment and property to acquire medical help

[@LucidMlem]

@ZufDawg A red colored truck that contains a ladder and helps objects burning in fire that stops that fire to make that object and another object inside (ex. person) is driving to the location of a building that people live inside of.

[@imnotmason8430]

An anonymous little boy you forgot the “which is using its form of noise, a “siren”

[@Carla-si9pv]

You saved me from killing myself this xmas.

[@max-rdj9741]

Carla Judging by your profile pic it looks like it didn't stop you from killing someone else though.

[@Aviationftw936]

uokm8?

[@napalmkitty6686]

Your an xmas

[@MiiUTheFirst]

I thought your pfp was normal till I looked at it closer

[@averagehooligan3459]

@@tetras1747 ikr

[@roiroije243]

*PRINCIPLE SKINNER OR AS COMMONLY KNOWN BY THE REAL NAME OF SEYMOUR I AM CURRENTLY SHOUTING AT YOU SO YOUR EARS AND YOUR BRAIN CAN UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S SOMETHING GOING WRONG AT THIS MOMENT IN PLACE*

[@badatnamesrea5217]

I like your picture and name

[@Yannick294]

G O O D T O K N O W

[@ethanlai1494]

Nearly 4 years ago I created a transcript of this video in response to a comment asking for one. Unfortunately it seems that comment has disappeared, taking the transcript with it. So here's a redone version of the transcript that is hopefully more accurate than the last one. Enjoy. Please note that priority was placed on making punctuation clarify the sentences rather than matching up with any pauses the video contains. So there may be certain points where the TTS pauses, but no punctuation indicates a pause (or vice versa). ~ding dong~ *Superintendent:* Greetings my fellow _homo sapien_ by the name of Seymour (or by your nickname "Principal Skinner") that works in an area that educates other _homo sapiens_ from age of five to twenty and your role for your well-paying job is being a principal (as the nickname implies). By the fact that you are seeing me right now, I have traveled from the point X to the point Y which is your habitat. Unfortunately, your map guidance to your habitance was unexpectedly false and I am very disappointed by the fact that I wasted a big amount of time in my life to find your habitance. *Seymour:* Greetings back to you, my fellow _homo sapiens_ species. I am indeed very surprised to witness you in front of my house door. I am quite panicking because I want you to enjoy the grub time with myself (which by my own facts will not make you forget about the experience of this grub time that you are about to have) and I in addition named this grub time by the name of "luncheon" because I would like to sound cool but I unfortunately fail miserably because my life is miserable and sad like me. *Superintendent:* Good to know. ~gasp!~ *Seymour:* Father of Jesus Mary Christ, which is a quote that is said by a lot of _homo sapiens_ species, and its definition is about an experience or situation gone wrong or mediocre. I believe that the food item that I was cooking that was produced from the animal species _sus scrofa domesticus_ (or as commonly known as the "pig"), that is made by dry heat where hot air envelopes the food item, cooking it evenly on all sides (with temperature at least 150 degrees from an open flame, oven, or other heat source), has been spoiled and from this current state of the food item it shalln't be consumed by any ordinary _homo sapien_ and should be tossed away to the rubbish. *Seymour:* Fortunately, I have found an idea that will indeed help me with this current state of situation (or commonly referred as a "pickle"). I believe that by purchasing a food item from the area that sells food items that is also known as a quick-service restaurant within the industry is a specific type of food time store that serves quickly cooked food items (which is commonly called as a "fast food cuisine") and has a minimal table service, and then fool the fellow _homo sapien_ visitor by making him believe that the cooking I am gonna purchase from the food item store is actually my own cooking and I have made it myself with my own _homo sapiens_ species hand. I am currently making the spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement and sometimes also derision. I am now referring myself as Seymour, but not the ordinary Seymour. Instead I refer myself as gratefully pleased and I also appreciate the devil and the evil and cruelty. *Superintendent:* Ah! *Chorus:* Seymour (or as commonly nicknamed "Principal Skinner"), which works at a public school as a role of a principal, and his indeed abnormal or unrealistic statement or account that makes something clear. A person who manages or superintends an organization or activity (who is also called by the name of "Chalmers") is currently required to consume medicine which is commonly localized in pharmacies to fulfill his health needs in his _homo sapien_ body. When he is required to use a small part of his body called _auris_ (or as commonly known as the "ear") to hear and acknowledge Seymour's (or as commonly known as "Principal Skinner's") uninteresting or tedious statements that represent something as better or worse than it really is, it is a fact that in their human habitance that is larger than a village but smaller than a city there will be disturbance of the mental calm and contentment on this following part of day when the sun disappears. *Superintendent:* PRINCIPAL SKINNER (OR AS COMMONLY KNOWN BY THE REAL NAME OF "SEYMOUR") I AM CURRENTLY SHOUTING AT YOU SO YOUR EARS AND YOUR BRAIN CAN UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S SOMETHING GOING WRONG AT THIS MOMENT AND PLACE. *Seymour:* Greetings once again, person who manages an organization or duty (or as your real name called "Chalmers"). I was just simply flexing a specific muscle or tendon in order to improve my muscle's felt elasticity and achieve comfortable muscle tone on my _membrum inferius_ (or as commonly known as a "leg") on the location where has a transparent touchable object (which is commonly known as "glass") where it is built between the walls. This exercise, as I know, only takes effect on one part of the body only. So now I am currently asking you if you would like to participate in the activity that I am currently doing and that I have explained to you? *Superintendent:* I am terribly sorry my fellow _homo sapien,_ but unfortunately I will not participate in this current activity that you're currently doing. But I have to ask you, as I see with two irises, what is the reason of the collection of airborne solid and liquid particulates and gasses emitted when a material undergoes combustion or pyrolysis escaping this thermally insulated chamber used for heating, baking, or drying of a substance and most commonly used for cooking? *Seymour:* Uhhh. I am currently showing an expression of sarcastic surprise and I must say that I must say that the answer to your question is false. I don't believe this is a collection of airborne solid and liquid particulates and gasses emitted when a material undergoes combustion or pyrolysis. Instead I believe this particulate you are witnessing right now with your two irises is called a "steam," which is a vapor into which water is converted when heated, forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air. This particulate is currently used for the mollusk called _mya arenaria_ (or as commonly known as a "clam"). I find this meal quite delicious and I am showing it off by rubbing my stomach with my hands. Phew!

[@ethanlai1494]

*Seymour:* A person who manages or superintends an organization or activity who is called by the name of "Chalmers," I expect and desire for you to be ready for grubbing of these overwhelmingly good sandwiches consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat (usually beef) placed inside a sliced bread roll or bun. *Superintendent:* Apologies to you my fellow _homo sapien,_ but I am quite disappointed because as you can see I was expecting to be grubbing on some _mya arenaria_ (that is commonly called by the name of "clams") with vapor into which water is converted when heated (forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air). *Seymour:* I also apologize, my fellow _homo sapien,_ but I think you have misheard my words that came out of my mouth. As you could hear, the true words that came out of my mouth were that we were gonna grub on sandwiches that consists of one or more cooked patties of ground meat (usually beef) placed inside a sliced bread bun in which I call them by the name of "Steamed Hams" because I would like to sound cool but unfortunately I fail mis- *Superintendent:* I couldn't understand entirely the answer you told me from the question I asked, but I clearly heard the lines you said from your mouth that you call these sandwiches that consists of one or more cooked patties of ground meat placed inside a bread bun, so I have to ask: is this statement that you said from your mouth true? *Seymour:* Affirmative. The lines that you currently find foolish is actually a particular form of language which is peculiar to a specific region which is existing from the beginning. *Superintendent:* Uh-huh. I acknowledge your answer to my question, but now I would desire to know: in what area or part of the country is your calling of the sandwich that consists of beef and two bread buns localized? *Seymour:* Uhhhh. I believe the calling of this food item is localized to a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government called as "New York," which is a very popular place in America and has a population of over eight and a half million _homo sapiens._ *Superintendent:* I will have you know that I am close to believe that your statement is false. This is in fact because I was localized from a large human settlement commonly known as "Utica" in the nation considered as an organized political community under one government commonly known as "New York," and I have never heard with my _auris_ (or as commonly known as "ears") this way of calling sandwiches that consists of ground beef and two bread buns by the name of "Steamed Hams" in my area. *Seymour:* I apologize for my response. I didn't mean that it was from a city in New York called Utica, but in reality it is actually an action of making known one's thoughts or feelings which has come from the language of Albania which is a country in the Balkans that consists of two point six million people. *Superintendent:* I am witnessing. *Superintendent:* I have to disturb your grub time so you can acknowledge that these sandwiches that consists of ground beef and two bread buns reminds me of the sandwiches that consists of ground beef and two bread buns from a quick-service restaurant that serves unhealthy eats and is called by the name of "Krusty Burger," whom's mascot is a comic performer who employs slapstick or similar types of physical comedy. *Seymour:* Ohohohoho. I have to disagree with your thought. These sandwiches that consists of ground beef and two bread buns is made by long-lived, not meant to be known or seen family set of instructions for preparing this feast and I have the right to claim them as my own work of cooking. *Superintendent:* So what you are trying to speak with your mouth to my _auris_ (or commonly known as the "ear") that you have created your own set of instructions for preparing this feast just for sandwiches that consists of ground beef and two bread buns with vapor into which water is converted when heated, forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air? *Seymour:* Affirmative. *Superintendent:* I acknowledge your response, but I believe that your sandwiches that consists of ground beef and two bread buns isn't in reality with vapor into which water is converted when heated (forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air), but it is in fact very clear to witness that these sandwiches that consists of ground beef and two bread buns are cooked with dry heat applied to the surface of the beef. *Seymour:* Ye-uh…Y'know, the…One thing I should…'Scuse me for one second. *Superintendent:* Of course. ~yaaaaawn~ *Seymour:* I believe that this short time of experience that I have experienced behind this door was overwhelmingly positive. In fact, this overwhelmingly positive moment has been experienced by every _homo sapien._ In addition, my body currently has a large amount of tiredness and I am showing it off by involuntarily open my mouth wide and inhale deeply. *Superintendent:* Affirmative, but at this current moment of time I am required to go back to my--Overwhelmingly positive Father of Jesus Mary Christ. I am desired to acknowledge for what the current situation that is happening behind this door. *Seymour:* The event that is happening behind this door is, in fact, the Southern or Northern Lights, which is a natural light display in the Earth's sky (predominantly seen in the high latitude regions). *Superintendent:* A--The Southern or Northern Lights, which is a natural light display in the Earth's sky (predominantly seen in the high latitude regions)!? So what you are trying to tell me with your mouth, my fellow _homo sapien,_ is that this event which is the Northern Lights or Southern Lights (that is a natural light display in the Earth's sky predominantly seen in the high latitude regions) is currently existing behind this door at this current indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole, and it also happens that it is currently localized in the area where food is prepared and cooked!? *Seymour:* Affirmative. *Superintendent:* I acknowledge your response, my fellow _homo sapien._ But now I am currently asking you kindly if I could witness this event by myself with my two irises too? *Seymour:* Negatory. *Agnes:* My man that has a current relation to me as a parent, who is commonly known as "Seymour" by your birth name (or as commonly known by your nickname "Principal Skinner") that works in public school (and your role for your well-paid job is a principal as the nickname implies), I must warn you at this moment in time that the habitance that we live in is having a rapid oxidation of a material in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light and various reaction products. *Seymour:* I have successfully heard what you said with your mouth to my _auris_ (or as commonly known as the "ear"), my woman in relation to me as a child, but I have to disagree with your opinion. You must know that the current event that is happening to our habitance right now is the natural light display in the Earth's sky that is currently coming from the direction in which a compass needle normally points towards the horizon on the left hand side of a person facing east, or the part of the horizon lying in this direction. *Superintendent:* I honestly believe from my point of view that you are quite different to a usual _homo sapiens_ species, but fortunately the experience that you have told me from your mouth that is overwhelmingly good. Turns out that it was quite true. I believe that you contain of a big amount of talent on cooking and adding vapor into which water is converted when heated (forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air) to the sandwiches that consists of ground beef and two bread buns. *Agnes:* I AM IN GREAT DANGER AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GO AWAY FROM THIS HABITANCE. I AM IN GREAT DANGER AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GO AWAY FROM THIS HABITANCE. ~weeeooo~

[@CarolynDestruction]

Father of Jesus Mary Christ

[@joselourenco5542]

You're a legend. Big respects for you.

[@MystLgnd]

How the heck is this not pinned or applied to the subtitles yet 😵‍💫

[@JargonMadjin]

@@ethanlai1494 Copied and pasted into notepad for safe keeping, thanks man

[@The13American]

“hopefully this meme isn’t dead by now” Five years later and it’s still going strong

[@stephensnell5707]

You dickhead It is a Video not a Meme(Memes are not real and do not exist)

[@Xhepyxopila]

​@@stephensnell5707memes are real though 💀

[@Coyote-sipdufrj]

@@stephensnell5707(Uno reverse card)

[@invalide]

When you need to reach the word count

[@beepbeep18]

Invalide_Account o

[@TheStickCollector]

Less verbose than previous responce but whatever: When the homosapien currently formulating English words forcibly desires more ideas to complete the educator minimum requirement

[@AnnoyedArt1256]

In the vicinity of what time second homo sapien verb of myself require to require for a particular purpose of reaching thy total number of words on a short piece of writing on a particular subject

[@RUNICREALITY]

5:24 C̴̨̡̧̨̢̛̯̼̣͚̼͕̺̭̩͖̠̼̦̹̥̻͚͉͔̻̯̼͕͓̳͓͍̝̻̈̆̈́̒͗͛̓̑͊̏̍̈̇̒͠ͅļ̵̧̧̧̡̧̢̛̛̦̙̬͔̼̥͎̺̗͕̲̟̜̰͈̟͔̹̪͎̬͖̙̫͕̦̟͚̱̺̖͔̥̪̗̻̲̝͊̔̓͒̽̀̉́̀̃̐̃̒̓̊̔̈̒̐̆̑̈́͌̎̽̓̂͌̿̑̐̀͊͐̐̐͊͘̚͘̕̚͜͠͝͠͝ä̴̧̛̹̺̻̭̺̦̬̳̫̭́͒́́̈́́̑́́̄̈̑͋͒́̈́̑͂̏̌̽͆̎̚̚͜͝͝m̸̛̩͍̥͉͍̜̼̥͔͚͍̜͎̜̻͍͊͆̄̈̃̄̂͐́̾̿͌̓̇̂̓̃̂̈́̀̊͂̽̌̅́̃̋̒͂̚͠͠͝

[@mathieuleader8601]

Skinner is great in the preperation of affordable comestibles

[@kierancowface]

Imagine a world where when you say something everything is slowed down to allow time for whatever it was you were saying to become extremely more verbose. Like if you were about to say "Hey Jack!" Instead it says "I would like to extend my welcome to you, fellow homosapien who's first name is Jack"

[@CapnRV]

whose*

[@Speed-TV]

@@CapnRV fr

[@invalide]

Explain THIS, atheists

[@mariafe7050]

This has nothing to do with God, you're the atheist.

[@conntoons_4848]

maria fe r/wooosh

[@bell3287]

You don't explain perfection..

[@andrewmorrice9139]

Esteemed Hams.

[@toma6068]

*sees an entire kitchen in flames* "Overwhelmingly positive Father of Jesus Mary Christ"

[@jezzz5177]

Are you God?

[@marioguy1225]

jessjessuhh no there is no god

[@voiceofvelvet]

*You are like a little baby* *Watch this* *S U C C*

[@tf2spymain703]

marioguy 122 Then explain this video atheist. Checkmate.

[@squishyty918]

jessjessuhh You could say that

[@ExtremeWreck]

jessjessuhh no, but he is a skateboard.

[@nintendofan222222222]

"...and in addition named this grub time by the name of luncheon because I would like to sound cool _but I unfortunately fail miserably _*_because my life is miserable and sad like me"_* "Good to know"

[@thatoneguyye]

0:01 A homo sapiens named Chalmers decides to press a button on a door known as a doorbell, generating a sound wave that passes through Skinner's and Chalmers' ears. This causes a homo sapiens named Skinner to use his legs and walk forward towards the door, so that he can open the door.

[@ZXE102R]

Steamed hams but it's during the 1600s in England

[@acidicali7776]

Dude no one in the 1600s speak like this. Stereotypical

[@emilianorios4761]

@@acidicali7776 r/woooosh

[@acidicali7776]

Emiliano Rios k

[@Feltzer342]

@@acidicali7776 That was intended to be a joke, good sir.

[@nottootall4120]

Someone used the thesaurus a little too much

[@benvaughan2171]

You mean not enough?

[@stephensnell5707]

There is no such thing as a Theasaurus

[@Wuropl]

The song too?!

[@TheLuigiguy64]

*I AM IN A GREAT DANGER AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GO AWAY FROM THIS HABITANCE* *I AM IN A GREAT DANGER AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GO AWAY FROM THIS HABITANCE*

[@SEGAClownboss]

Albany and Albania are not the same, dude

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

They're pretty similar, actually.

[@UltraVibeProductions]

C O M M O N L Y K N O W N A S

[@VividMac101]

THESE SANDWICHES THAT CONSIST OF GROUND BEEF AND TWO BREAD BUNS

[@greg_4201]

Albany. A human settlement located within the boundries of the political unity of government known as the State of New York but who's name is a reference to one of the chronologically antecedant titles of the territory presently inhabited by the Irish descendant tribes of northern Britain who wear tartan and consume haggis, collectively known as the Scots, due to the geological similarity between these two locations, not under any circumstances to be confused with the modern day habitat of the nationally distinct group of Illyrian/Dacian/Thracian inheritors with Slavic, Greek, Vlach, Romano-Italian and Celtic racial admixture correctly referred to as Albania, which is one of the nation-states situated in the southeastern European Peninsular region commonly called the Balkans.

[@SweGoat]

Albany, not Albania

[@ExtremeWreck]

SweGoat agony, not agonia.

[@GordieKat]

Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a universe where people actually talk like this.

[@Canderson_Beats]

And I would love to live there

[@Mibbitmaker]

And that universe, because of that tendency, should just be entering the Renaissance period about now...

[@frischborlic]

​@@MibbitmakerDamn. Covid will last forever

[@4u1004me]

ALBANY NEW YORK NOT ALBANIA IN THE EUROPE

[@potionmonkey157]

...you watched the entire thing?

[@potionmonkey157]

W H Y

[@lucianoperrotat5170]

_I N T H E E U R O P E_

[@blueberry1c2]

Well they both call hamburgers steamed hams so pretty similar actually

[@sphericalcow7179]

Exquisite

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

死ななければならないすべての雑誌 COOL CAT

[@Skyrilla]

I love overly verbose edits. The first five seconds had me cracking up.

[@Fr0staX]

Did anyone else notice OP accidentally using the definition for Albania instead of Albany?

[@finlaymarron]

"OP" this isn't reddit bro

[@triedtofail]

​@@finlaymarron This is clearly a rapid succession of imageboards with a companion section where fellow homo sapiens may spend their time perpetuating their thoughts in a form known as writing

[@TheHellInspector]

I’ve been watching this everyday for the past week

[@matthiasbachetzky3085]

09:48 Yes Seymour, just take your time. The fire brigade can come later, its just fire everywhere.

[@aristoeldesarmado]

Steamed Hams but it's made by aliens trying to imitate human behavior.

[@perpetualsystems]

The kind of stuff i'd show to an alien

[@KnightofDarkSorrow]

When Mojo Jojo writes a meme.

[@Rebelnightwolfe]

Watching a show with audio descriptions on.

[@XBLspartanx170]

This is it, this is the final level of the internet.

[@s.m.2523]

Was the writer of the script called "Hugh Mann" by any means ? Because the fact they are fellow homo aspiens seems stated quite often.

[@optillian4182]

Actually, Aurora Borealis refers specifically to the northern lights, the southern lights being commonly known as Aurora Australis. Heck, Skinner evens says "No mother it's just the _northern_ lights" in the show. What kind of idiot would you have to be to miss that?

[@stephensnell1379]

In another Steamed Hams Video the Southern Lights is what Skinner calls Aurora Australis

[@Youtubesuckscock]

@@stephensnell1379 Ok?

[@TheBlackSeraph]

He also mixes up Albany with Albania

[@fiestylilwrangler9222]

34 seconds to say one sentence

[@404waffles]

Albany is a city in NY state

[@haydnplus]

This is an electronic online video from the online video streaming service by the name of KZbin, which is owned by Google in Mountain View, California, where fellow homosapiens can upload their own online videos. This particular online video is about 2 homosapiens by the names of Seymour, more commonly known as Principal Skinner, and Superintendent Chalmers, who both have bodies with the color of yellow. Seymour, or more commonly known as Principal Skinner, decides to order and purchase consumables from the quick-service eatery by the name of Krusty Burger, which serves unhealthy consumables heated quickly, known by the industry as ‘fast food’, with minimal table service, and say that said consumables, which happened to be sandwich consisting of a circular piece of ground beef and 2 bread buns, and are referred to him as “steamed hams” because he wants to sound cool, but fails, are his own product made by his ancestors and are his by law. It was a somewhat pleasing, but strange, grub time for Seymour, or more commonly known as Principal Skinner, and Superintendent Chalmers. Seymour, or more commonly known as Principal Skinner, also called this grub time by the name of ‘luncheon’, because he once again wanted to sound cool, but failed.

[@WoodsToLiveBy]

The best part is Skinner cheerfully doing isometric calf stretches on the windowsill for a full minute, talking the entire time

[@VampLovr54]

This is the PAL version (UK)

[@chilidog2469]

Those first two lines are half as long as the original video itself

[@SaveTheFuture]

“Because I would like to sound cool but I fail mis-“

[@Reyn_the_Insane]

Wrong. You can't title it "Unnecessarily Verbose" if there's no Saul.

[@drjvoices]

Reyn the Insane nobody asked for your opinion

[@matsen1153]

Better Call Saul?

[@medonot]

This video is best enjoyed at 2x speed.

[@kyukir0n]

*I A M W I T N E S S I N G*

[@zoeplayz8674]

They sound like aliens trying way too hard to pass as human.

[@WednesdayMan]

Skinner is not a nickname for him, Skinner is his last name.. Principle Skinner is what he is referred to by students due to things are in america as that is what the principle at an american school is referred to. as such principle skinner is not a nickname but rather a name referring to his status and position at the school in which Seymour Skinners works at. I hope this wasn't verbose

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Too concise.

[@fernandocarrazzoni]

"I would like to sound cool but I've unfortunately failed miserably because my life is miserable and sad like me."

[@NightWanderer31415]

Good to know

[@elpistachio]

Steamed Hams but it's written by Mojo Jojo

[@patsflysfan2]

No joke. This might be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen on KZbin.

[@Nico-the-Nacho]

When the film adaptation is 100% faithful to the novel.

[@DanielAyy]

When you need that 10 minute ad revenue.

[@isnortashes3737]

C O M M O N L Y

[@straw8165]

"Because I would to sound cool but I unfortunately fail miserably because my life is miserable and sad like me" *"Good To Know"*

[@rayganparksmitchell]

8:32 A COMIC PERFORMER WHO EMPLOYS SLAPSTICK OR SIMILAR TYPES OF PHYSICAL COMEDY.

[@itsFODDER]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[@jspaceman]

This gave me more lessons than my school

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

*ENOUGH IS ENOUGH*

[@sarahrodd2121]

drinking challenge: Drink a gallon of gin every time someone says: ‘or as commonly known as’

[@c0smicc0re]

"I appreciate the devil" *Oh no...*

[@ken.birkin7419]

I laughed so much watching this. It is a masterpiece. My fellow homosapian.

[@NotASpyReally]

video: _is from 5 years ago_ description: _hopefully this meme isnt dead by now_ meme: _still alive_ me: _happy_

[@stapler942]

Steamed Hams but it's in Entish.

[@fl00f94]

My god this video is more than 12 minutes... Take notes guys This is how you get ad revenue

[@miguelb.655]

This element of culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means; known as *meme* have gone unnecessary far.

[@juggernaut6832]

I died just at the first 10 seconds this is the best version ever

[@leonardowickman57]

Without a doubt.

[@Nicole069]

This is making my brain smarter 😂

[@alexlevinson4571]

Since he says “aurora borealis” it refers only to the northern lights

[@cowboycurtis2229]

Uses overly long definitions and complicated words. Also, "grub time."

[@PricelessDamnationV2]

I play this every time I take a shower. It never fails to make me laugh.

[@notsure1969]

Ah so you're the one wasting all that damn water taking 12 minute showers and shit.

[@tonylu2471]

This could've been longer. It could have been an hour or so if you really tried. I'm disappointed in you. Seriously this was kind of funny.

[@NikTehWafel]

What people think scientists talk like:

[@stanthedemon1263]

6:14 "i think you've misheard the words that have come out of my mouth" To be frank, Seymour, i havent understood a word you or anyone else has said for the past 5 minutes

[@NightWanderer31415]

I A L S O A P O L I G I Z E M Y F E L L O W H O M O S A P I E N S

[@dand8967]

Slam a shot every time you hear "called", "consists", "currently", or "commonly."

[@beegpappa7900]

Dan D *YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED*

[@assassincharmander390]

Dee rick yes 😈

[@beegpappa7900]

Assassin Charmander *OF COURSE*

[@beegpappa7900]

Assassin Charmander I want to die anyway.

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

THE ORIGINAL VIDEO IS LIKE 2 MINUTES AND THIS IS 12 MINUTES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[@ccoeltrains]

1:20 *S U S*

[@F40PH-2CAT]

R/askreddit would i be the ....

[@Vade4545]

This is almost good enough to hand to an english teacher, so close

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

I don't know why I watched all 13 minutes of this

[@Andyilmatto]

The fucking song, man, the fucking song 😂

[@coolmacka]

The nominative singular pronoun, used by a speaker in referring to himself or herself, found agreeable, enjoyable, or satisfactory a thing previously mentioned or easily identified.

[@askmeab0utmylobotomy]

It’s like being invited to a luncheon by Siri.