Steamed hams but Skinner is a robot and he's really bad at hiding it

The real Skinner would never serve steamed clams
this is my first original Steamed hams edit and I'm really proud of it I hope you all enjoy it this is my first complex editing work I've also never done sentence mixing before I had to look up on SearXNG how to export a frame to my scene assets turns out the answer was on Reddit like usual
I used kdenlive as my video editor of choice for this video

[@epiceaston197]

okay new Pinned comment a few of you have recommended a few things like Skinner firing a laser at the Superintendent in vaporizing him when he walks away from @waluigi6593 or Skinner drinking the champagne and having sparks fly everywhere catching the house on fire from @elpistachio those are really clever and funny ideals I might make a Part 2 I still have the project files xD

[@epiceaston197]

But overall this channel is more of just a creative outlet for me I don't have a schedule or anything if I have an ideal I make it and I post it here don't expect anything consistent I want my channel to contain original stuff for example gameplay or a recording of something

[@Aidan-wise2009]

@@epiceaston197It Looks 77% Animated

[@CinnaSwirls]

One I thought of is, in the intro, the portrait of Skinner is sweating. Perhaps have a subtle water dropper between Skinner's finger and collar, as if the robot is trying to fake human emotion? Or maybe remove the sweat, and see if anyone notices.

[@nicholas851]

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot explain why I call them steamed hams when they are obviously grilled.

[@The-creator-of-good-videos-15]

That “I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot” part might come from some old ChatGPT or something… Idk.

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

"Ok, then explain while you did so, as a joke"

[@ninetailedfox579121]

​@@The-creator-of-good-videos-15 It 100% does come from ChatGPT.

[@The-creator-of-good-videos-15]

@@nobodyinparticular9640 What?

[@The-creator-of-good-videos-15]

@@ninetailedfox579121 Does it?

[@Dingus_Khaan]

Steamed Hams but Skinner keeps alt-tabbing in the Source engine.

[@epiceaston197]

That title is still applicable lol

[@ZoofyZoof]

I don't get what people mean when they say this. Nothing happens when you alt tab a source engine game.

[@epiceaston197]

@@ZoofyZoof most of the time yes this is the case but if you're playing in full screen this will indeed happen this will not happen if you're playing in windowed full screen which is why most people don't experience it

[@ZoofyZoof]

@@epiceaston197 Nope, I exclusively play games in fullscreen and nothing at all happens when I alt-tab in source engine games. I've played half-life 2, black mesa, portal and portal 2, and I have 4,000 hours in TF2. Nothing bad happens when you alt-tab in source engine games, which is why I'm confused why people say something DOES happen.

[@Dingus_Khaan]

​@@ZoofyZoofYou must have the most well-optimized computer, then.

[@elpistachio]

I was hoping that this would continue until Seymore drank the champaign and then sparks would start to fly, igniting the house.

[@FlamingAomeba]

"Why is there smoke coming out of your *ass* Seymore?"

[@epiceaston197]

That is a really good idea unfortunately i'm not that versed in video editing this is my first bigger project I've worked on

[@Flowey_the_Flower.]

​​@@epiceaston197so,you call it "your biggest proyect",despite the fact you already did a Steamed Hams edit

[@epiceaston197]

​@@Flowey_the_Flower. "steamed hams but it's gen alpha humor but every sentence is one word" was really simple to edit this one is bigger compared to that

[@Flowey_the_Flower.]

@@epiceaston197 Y- Uh... you know, the.. One thing I sho- Excuse me for one second.

[@waluigi6593]

I thought last minute skinner would vaporize the superintendent as he walked away

[@epiceaston197]

okay that one made me laugh thank you

[@BaconBoi90]

Don't worry guys, Seymour just has a really bad stutter, and also has short term memory loss.

[@robertlupa8273]

And he has a serious short term memory loss. And he has a serious short term memory loss.

[@epiceaston197]

This is my favorite because I literally did not have any other ideals on how to make Seymour act like a robot xD

[@ninetailedfox579121]

​@@robertlupa8273 Yeah that's cool, but does he have short term memory loss?

[@lionote9776]

I don't even want to imagine what Skinner was like at Krusty Burger. "Sir, you're holding up the line!" "*dial-up noises*"

[@epiceaston197]

i would like uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

[@PersonManManManMan]

Steamed Hams, but Skinner is O. Artificially D. Intelligent D. Robot fella

[@mambodockrill]

O. Odd yet D. Delightfully D. Devillish

[@ScuttleBugReal]

⁠@@mambodockrillDoes the “Odd” in that mean Odd yet Delightfully Devilish

[@mambodockrill]

@@ScuttleBugReal Yes

[@octtubeinc3129]

Steamed clams that’s what I call steamed clams

[@epiceaston197]

No Skinner just calls hamburgers steamed clams for some reason I got a feeling that there's something wrong with him

[@MightyMewtron]

Why is there smoke coming out of your chassis, Seymour?

[@epiceaston197]

Oh OOOooo that isn't smoke it's steam coming from the hot Peppers I ate MMMMMmmm hot Peppers

[@epiceaston197]

Funny thing I had to extend the fire sound effects at the end because it became longer than the original short you can barely even notice it if at all

[@darktooth4576]

So apparently the real Seymour tragically died under unknown circumstances, to ensure that the school is kept under good management, they made a robot Seymour Skinner, but, the robotics company that produced this robot duplicate of Seymour had mediocre skills in functionality, hence the glitches seen in Steelmour here. Chalmers hasn’t caught wind of the real Seymour’s death, now that he has left the burning building, he goes to search for him.

[@seandunne4931]

I wish that Seymour would get a glitch halfway down to Krusty Burger and just stop for a few moments instead of just focused around Chalmers seeing it, but i do think that is funnier in a way, like the robot is just trolling him every time he sees Chalmers.

[@epiceaston197]

ya lol

[@jackmonaghan8477]

Speaking of robots, imagine Steamed Hams but with Bender in place of Skinner.

[@Danielrv2fn]

Steamed hams but made by bots

[@KirbyLinkACW]

Steams Hams But Skinner is Mark Zuckerburg

[@vantablackecho]

I like how it’s implied Seymour malfunctioning started the fire

[@waffler-yz3gw]

this has gotta be one of the most creative ideas for a steamed ham i've ever seen

[@epiceaston197]

What about "steamed hams but chalmers is a cloud and he saves the day" that is real by the way look it up on KZbin it's great

[@amazingfireboy1848]

You must not have seen many Steamed Hams videos, then.

[@futuza]

You should check out the "Steamed Hams but There's a Different Animator Every 13 Seconds" and "Steamed Hams But Every Scene is a Different Animation Style", I think those two are top tier most creative steamed hams.

[@matthiasbachetzky3085]

Good lord, what is happening in there? Firewall is not working

[@GoliathGrowler]

I'm glad there was more to this than just Skinner stuttering.

[@Omabatfartsbruh]

seems more like skinner has a tism

[@autistichades5552]

I love how he only starts to stutter when he’s around Chalmers.

[@epiceaston197]

he's really nervous okay

[@autistichades5552]

@@epiceaston197 Steamed hams but Skinner has social anxiety

[@vinceunknown1935]

Why am I just seeing these memes now it felt like they didnt exist years ago

[@Lil_Yuri]

I wish I could see all of them again for the first time

[@CR1MSONACE]

I need to be able to just lag out in real life.

[@Crystals10000]

I was hoping he was actually robot colored like the thumbnail

[@epiceaston197]

Yeah sorry this is a fun thing I wanted to not spend a lot of time on still took me a bit but if I had to recolor Seymour that would have taken me forever to do

[@Crystals10000]

@@epiceaston197 that's fair i guess but tbf you did take the time to recolor him in the thumbnail so you did part of the work lol

[@kintagrama]

Ill make one

[@Still_anonymous1984]

It's understandable that Skinner would leave this repetitive task to a robot. I wonder if Agnes is a robot too.

[@SecretJapsumAccount]

This is funnier than it should be.

[@Xonovelixi]

Resonite crashed and this is the first thing I saw when I looked at my PC, I don't know how this got in my recommended but you steam a good ham

[@JessicaLovesFoxes]

The bit at 1:06 was SO FUNNY, great job! x3

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

Steamed Hams shall never be a dead maymay.

[@amazingfireboy1848]

RoboSkinner's got a surprisingly complex personality, for a robot.

[@epiceaston197]

Skinner was just way too nervous for the luncheon so he built a robot clone of himself xD

[@904funny]

I was expecting a voice filter

[@mathieuleader8601]

he was born a no good cyberpunk and will die a no good cyberpunk

[@mackenziel1266]

He's a gonk

[@SirichokC2.]

the robot steam trained hams

[@kiwitrainguy]

Skinner is not responding -> Restart the program -> Close the program -> Wait for the program to respond At least it doesn't have The Application has unexpectedly quit and you have to click the "OK" button (as if it's ever OK).

[@IDHLEB]

Wait a minute. I HAVE FAST FOOD (Robo-Skinner's devilish dance)

[@Drawnix1983]

2:08 God... Now i really wanna see the version where Chalmers notices the fire, but instead of going away, he helps getting rid of it, saving semours mother.

[@ssg-eggunner]

0:27 should've made his laugh modulated to make it sound more robot like

[@epiceaston197]

i don't know how to do voice filters someone did reply saying that I could take the first "ho" and repeat it so it stays at the same tone I could possibly space it out too to make it sound more monotone

[@ssg-eggunner]

@@epiceaston197 that would've worked too

[@ethanreyes9549]

Skinner is Mark Zuckerberg

[@Still_anonymous1984]

Its understandle that Skinner would let a robot do this repettive task. I wonder if Agnes is a robot too.

[@bluey-next777]

1:08 Connecting to progresnet... (If anyone doesn't understand, It's a meme from progressbar 95)

[@bluey-next777]

1:49 HERE WE GO AGAIN!

[@The_P.O.P]

Skinner if he was made by apple

[@BucketBoatable]

But a robot wouldn't ruin a roast.

[@xotl2780]

You give robots too much credit.

[@zanesmith666]

why did the smoke stop moving at 1:20. I hope somebody got fired for that blunder

[@epiceaston197]

Ohh no no that was seymours graphics processing unit acting up that's why the smoke stopped simulating

[@BunnLilah]

His laughing should have been monotone, like repeating the first "ho" instead of the regular laugh.

[@epiceaston197]

Ohh yeah I get what you mean I was actually thinking about that when editing it like making "ho" stutter like it did at the beginning when he said "I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon" but thought I'd done that bit one too many times so I left it as is but never thought about only repeating the first "ho" with some pauses between all three

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Steamed hams but Skinner is a robot and he's really bad at hiding it momentum 100

[@epiceaston197]

I don't know what momentum 100 means but thank you

[@BONELESSAIRLINESSTUDIOS99]

He’s really bad at it.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I want Steamed Hams But Seymour is Bender.

[@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031]

F moment.

[@user-kk5fv8om7e]

This does not compute!

[@JohnnyArts2883]

Good one

[@jesseh.5223]

hmm he looks like a dunmer in the thumbnail (skyrim brainrot rn)

[@904funny]

1:46 best part

[@IluvPotatoes091]

Uuhh uuhhh uuhhh uhhu. Uhu hu hu hu hu huh uh uh uh u h hu huhu hu hu u h u huh uh uh

[@TButterMan]

Steamed hams never dies 🙌 I love it!

[@InkFoxyUwU]

Most impressive is that Chalmers didn't fire the fake Skinner or ran away he was just like "hmm you're not Seymour nvm you're IN his house and he's nowhere to be found....ok bye :D"

[@eevee_mon]

I think he just feels like it's easier for the school board if Springfield elementary had a robot principle

[@matthewcasiglio2539]

1:07 oh look seymour is logging on to aol!

[@cyanoaks]

well skinner, you are an O.D.D.* fellow. *(Obvious Devilish Device)

[@user-qi6pv9jh7o]

Next time: Steamed Hams but they're both robots

[@1BeautifulDuck]

"YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT!?" "We don't think, we know."

[@LeoPrice-rz9xi]

😂

[@TheSpy149]

What about the food clogging the robots insides and making it glitch more?

[@DrrZed]

Goddamn automatons got to our democratic memes!

[@mathieuleader8601]

steam hams made by a robot powered by a steam engine

[@kintagrama]

Can i remake it but with skinners skin actually being grey-colored?

[@epiceaston197]

Yeah I don't care maybe you can even include some of the ideals left here by the comments

[@epiceaston197]

The copyright thing didn't even get the episode correct x_x

[@TheStickCollector]

Really...

[@LordSzo]

I'm sorry but as an AI language model, I cannot cook food.

[@travisretriever7473]

The only way this could have been better, is if for Skinner's voice, you used one of those AI voices that reddit content farms have been using since at least 2018.

[@epiceaston197]

No Skinner might be clumsy but he isn't that dumb he knows how to mimic voices it's really easy

[@henrymapleton]

👍 👍 👍

[@PersonManManManMan]

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[@momothemagecat]

Is this a SteamLord reference??

[@epiceaston197]

I don't know if this is what you're referencing but he looks badass I am now a SteamLord simp thank you

[@LeoPrice-rz9xi]

Your not Seymour

[@KlaroNebulous]

this sucks

[@epiceaston197]

It doesn't suck as bad as the ruined roast though...

[@epiceaston197]

I just made this as a funny bit in my free time I'm not that familiar with video editing just for reference this is the video I learned how to export a frame as an asset in my project I'm still learning how to do stuff like this and I'm open to different interpretations of robot Seymour seeing others takes on it would be really really fun and interesting

[@gamingballsgaming]

FNAF 3 lore???