Steamed Hams but they only use the 1000 most common words

AKA Heated Water Clouded Pink Animal Insides Pieces.
Made with the help of xkcd.com/simpl...
Script:
Well, you, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, school area leader man, hello! I hope you're prepared for a lunch that you won't be able to forget!
Yes.
gasp Oh you gods! My food is broken! But what if... I were to buy fast food and pass it off as my own prepared food? Ohohoho, bad in a good way, me!
Aa.
Man and his crazy reasons, the School Area Leader's going to need his fix, when he hears man's poor not-truths there'll be trouble in town tonight!
Man!!!
School Area Leader, I was just... stretching my lower legs on the side of the window! Training by forcing against a thing! Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your heating box man?
Uh, Oh, that isn't smoke! It's heated water clouds! Heated water clouds from the heated water clouded eat-able water creatures with hard outsides we're having! Mmm, heated water clouded eat-able water creatures with hard outsides! Whew!
Well School Area Leader, I hope you're ready for some mouth-watering animal insides circles!
I thought we were having heated water clouded eat-able water creatures with hard outsides.
Oh, no, I said heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces! That's what I call animal insides circles.
You call animal insides circles heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces?
Yes! It's a way of speaking usual in a certain area.
Uh huh, really, what area?
Uhh, up-state North-East state with the largest city.
Really? Well I'm from a city in that area and I've never heard anyone use the words heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces.
Oh, no, not in that area, no, it's a way of speaking usual of the state's law-making city.
I see. You know these animal insides circles are quite like the ones they have at the fast food store across the street.
Ohohohoho, no, animal insides circles made by people with my last name and that are ours by law! Old family food-making directions!
For heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces.
Yes!
Yes, and you call them heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces despite the fact that they're clearly heated on a metal screen.
Uh.... you know.... one thing I should.... allow me for one second.
Of course.
yawn Well, that was full of wonder. Good time was had by all, I'm tired!
Yes, I should be- good god, what is happening in there?
The North Lights.
The North Lights?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, made small enough to fit completely within your kitchen.
Yes!
May I see it?
No.
Son! The house is on fire!
No mother, it's just the North Lights.
Well, you, you are a strange man, but I must say, you make water heated to make a good pink animal insides piece.
Help! Help!

[@yeggog]

People, schoolarial isn't even a word. Please read the description. I beg you.

[@hahhah42speedruns]

School areal leader is three words, not one :)

[@culwin]

Schoolarial is an Albany expression.

[@hellaradusername]

Schoolarial is a perfectly cromulent word

[@HenrySinclair-hp4kx]

@@hahhah42speedrunsdid you seriously have to tell him “school area leader” is 3 words? You see the fucking description, you see the creator wrote it has 3 words, not fucking 1

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

It’s cool that are you still responding to this 😊👍

[@christ2581]

Ｍ Ｙ Ｆ Ｏ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｓ Ｂ Ｒ Ｏ Ｋ Ｅ Ｎ

[@KennethPlaysOfficial]

Lol

[@andydavidson8253]

Understandable, have a great day

[@gribkut]

Fix it

[@Emerald_Raven08]

So is our humor.

[@coledakers6127]

0:19

[@Sotelurian]

I have seen a lot of Steamed Hams at this point, but I think this one made me laugh the hardest. “You call animal insides circles heated water cloud pink animal insides pieces?” had me in tears.

[@PacoCotero1221]

xdddddddddddd

[@burbanpoison2494]

It's a way of speaking usual in a certain area.

[@notsure1969]

Clearly heated on a metal screen.

[@PacoCotero1221]

@@notsure1969 clearly you dont own an air fryer

[@xenalin1]

"despite the fact they are C L E A R L Y H E A T E D O N A M E T A L S C R E E N".

[@SealAngel]

YES LMFAO!!!!

[@Omnywrench]

You: Hamburger patties Me, A School Area Leader: *_A N I M A L I N S I D E C I R C L E S_*

[@jimmyrussells573]

"Well I'm from a city in an area and I've never heard anyone use the words heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces." Well what do you know, me neither School Areal Leader!

[@Incuggarch]

I feel like I've just experienced what talking to an alien would be like.

[@B3Band]

illegal alien maybe

[@AmaroqStarwind]

"Excrement"

[@SEGAClownboss]

Steamed Hams except they talk in 1984's Newspeak

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

Plus comment

[@fish-champ]

Literally 1984

[@goldenheart3887]

Tripleplusgood!

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Now someone needs to try this with the 100 most common words.

[@CamrosMedia]

I have finished it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWbLh6SZga2pi8k

[@onearthonelegion]

@@CamrosMedia next: with 200 most uncommon words

[@buddyltd]

@@onearthonelegion c'est impossible!

[@wonderlandeldemonanastasi]

toki pona version!

[@tannerin]

“man with his crazy reasons” is powerful commentary on society

[@thespiderpatriot3835]

Joker in a nutshell

[@TheFoolArts]

Brave even

[@TetsuRiken]

No fucking kidding people do crazy things for crazy reasons

[@ValeBridges]

And "man's poor not-truths"

[@TheVideoGuyfromOhio]

A Dead meme is a dead meme

[@nakedflames]

but i must say... you *_make water heated to make a good pink animal insides piece_*

[@drowninit7234]

naked flames HALLLLLP...HAAAAALLLLLP

[@Jasonafex]

B A D in a G O O D way, M E.

[@blackbox-yk8zk]

i neve expected to see *y o u* here

[@MaybeNotARobot]

I’m happy that, despite being a furry porn artist and probably really busy all the time, you never lose track of what’s really important in life: memes.

[@awerelia]

letter and three numbers

[@ikagura]

who are you

[@synanthrope]

monosodium glutamate.

[@natebit7167]

“You call animal inside circles heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces?” “Yes”

[@theimortal1974]

i actually came up with that phrase first. i should sue for stealing it.

[@avalonjustin]

Don't we all?😏

[@BollyBibby]

M Y F O O D I S B R O K E N

[@bluebreeze4258]

But what if I were to buy fast food and pass it off as my own prepared food?

🅱️

[@madcap3450]

Bad in a good way, me

[@theriderofhogs5856]

M Y F O O D I S B R O K E N

[@JustAnotherPrimalAspid]

MAN WITH HIS CRAZY REASONS

[@whiteherc6777]

A N I M A L I N S I D E C I R C L E S

[@hackyjacksgaming693]

Ooooo

[@invalid_user_handle]

1:01 Oh, That's Not Smoke, Its _Heated Water Clouds Heated Water Clouds_ From The _Heated Water Cloud In The Able Water Creatures With Hard Outsides_

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Miles Flaherty Mmmm! Heated water clouded able water creatures with hard outsides!

[@invalid_user_handle]

But I Must Say, You _Make Water Heated To Make A Good Pink Animal Insides Piece._

[@invalid_user_handle]

Why Is There Smoke Coming Out Of Your _Heating Box, Man?_

[@DonutMaster56]

So this is how people make verbose memes

[@benmontey3438]

​@@DonutMaster56Pretty much

[@nickkladky8396]

"The fast food store across the street" actually made it better.

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Chalmers mentioning that it's just across the street makes that part much funnier.

[@LARAUJO_0]

You call *animal inside circles heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces?*

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

Yes. It's a *way of speaking usual in a certain area.*

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721 Ehhh... what *area?*

[@chadesu]

@@mizukittyakinyama uuhhh upstate *north-east state with the largest city*

[@Linepiece777]

M A N

[@chocloretin]

School area leader!

[@KingStr0ng]

I was just S T R E T C H I N G M Y L O W E R L E G S

[@Josuh]

OH SHIT I SAW YOU IN A T E T A R I S U VIDEO

[@haydnplus]

T R A I N I N G B Y F O R C I N G A G A I N S T A T H I N G

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@KingStr0ng on the S I D E O F T H E W I N D O W T R A I N I N G B Y F O R C I N G A G A I N S T A T H I N G

[@31redorange08]

"made small enough to fit completely within your kitchen" was my favorite phrase.

[@SpaghettiToaster]

"Cooking"is not a top 1000 word?

[@aktw1234]

SpaghettiToaster probably not

[@MetaKaios]

=o it's you the famous -DinnerMcPingas-

[@elderlyoogway]

KZbin poop evolves weirdly

[@tb3411]

And "forcing" is apparently

[@tylerhansen931]

Young people nowadays are too stupid and coddled and don't know how to cook their own food

[@minecraftphoenix4506]

*B A D I N A G O O D W A Y, M E*

[@rome8180]

This must be how my Spanish sounds to a native speaker.

[@timeslongpast]

Oh ho ho ho ho, bad in a good way, me!

[@tomahzo]

3:10 : "Northern" substituted by "North" :D :D ... I guess "Northern" was the 1001:st most common word ;).

[@TheNumberOrTheDessert]

The fact that you kept as many of the original words as possible is really impressive ngl

[@dymaxion3988]

Well, it is kinda the nature of the 1000 most common words to show up often

[@Ryann9]

I can't believe that the 1000 most common words appear commonly in steamed hams

[@deoxyplasmic]

"Bad in a good way, me." 🤣 this is perfect. I am satisfied.

[@nthgth]

🤣🤣 highlight of the video for sure

[@cordyceps7531]

Died at most of Chalmers' aurora rant staying intact

[@tressrosewood9518]

Almost

[@BreakingNVain]

Yes

[@mazda9624]

I don't know about you guys, but I could really go for some *heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces* right now.

[@UltraHylia]

Man, with his crazy reasons The school area leader's going to need his fix When he hears man's poor not truth There'll be trouble in town tonight! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN! *SING IT WITH MEH!*

[@paul_warner]

"Animal inside circles made by people with my last name and that are ours by law" is absurd

[@Puppyjuan_1970]

*man* is my favorite simpsons character.

[@jet4212006]

*M A N*

[@killerkitten7534]

“School area leader” sounds like what a dystopian society would call a superintendent

[@Tirgo69]

good time was had by all, i'm TIRED

[@RTOF]

*Heated Water Clouded Pink Animal Outsides Pieces*

[@haydnplus]

Well YOU, I made it, despite your directions. Oh, SCHOOL AREA LEADER MAN, HELLO, I hope you're prepared for a LUNCH THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FORGET. Man. **gasps** Oh YOU gods, my FOOD is B R O K E N. But what if, I were to BUY fast food and PASS IT OFF as my own PREPARED FOOD? **laughs** BAD IN A GOOD WAY, M E. **school area leader opens door** MAN, with his crazy REASONS. THE SCHOOL AREA LEADER IS GOING TO need his FIX. When you hear M A N ' S P O O R T R U T H, there'll be trouble in town tonight! M A N!!! SCHOOL AREA LEADER, I was just, uh, just stretching my LOWER LEGS on the SIDE OF THE WINDOW, T R A I N I N G B Y F O R C I N G A G A I N S T A T H I N G, here to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your HEATING BOX, MAN? Oh, that isn't smoke, it H E A T E D W A T E R C L O U D S, H E A T E D W A T E R C L O U D S from the H E A T E D W A T E R C L O U D E D E D I B L E W A T E R C R E A T U R E S W I T H H A R D O U T S I D E S. Mmm, HEATED WATER CLOUDED EDIBLE WATER CREATURES WITH HARD OUTSIDES. SCHOOL AREA LEADER, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering A N I M A L I N S I D E S C I R C L E S. Eh, I thought we were having HEATED WATER CLOUDED EDIBLE WATER CREATURES WITH HARD OUTSIDES. No, no, I said H E A T E D W A T E R C L O U D E D P I N K A N I M A L I N S I D E S P I E C E S, that's what I call ANIMAL INSIDES CIRCLES. You call ANIMAL INSIDES CIRCLES "HEATED WATER CLOUDED PINK ANIMAL INSIDES PIECES"? Yes, it's a WAY OF SPEAKING NORMAL IN A CERTAIN AREA. Eh heh, ay, what AREA. Uhhh, upstate N O R T H E A S T S T A T E W I T H T H E L A R G E S T C I T Y. Really, well I'm from A CITY IN THAT AREA and I've never heard anyone use the WORDS "HEATED WATER CLOUDED PINK ANIMAL INSIDES PIECES". Oh not in THAT AREA, no, it's a WAY OF SPEAKING USUAL OF THE STATE'S LAWMAKING CITY. I see. **both eat** You know these ANIMAL INSIDES CIRCLES are quite LIKE the ones at THE FAST FOOD STORE ACROSS THE STREET. **laughs** No, A N I M A L I N S I D E S C I R C L E S M A D E P E O P L E W I T H M Y L A S T N A M E, A N D T H A T A R E O U R S B Y L A W, old family FOOD MAKING DIRECTIONS. For HEATED WATER CLOUDED PINK ANIMAL INSIDES PIECES? Yes. Yeah, so you call them HEATED WATER CLOUDED PINK ANIMAL INSIDES PIECES, despite the fact that they are CLEARLY HEATED ON A METAL SCREEN. Eh, you know-, one thing I sh-... ALLOW me for one second. Yeah, of course. **man leaves and immediately comes back** **yawns** Wow, that was FULL OF WONDER, a good time was had by all, I'm TIRED. Yes I should be- good GOD what is happening in there?! T H E N O R T H L I G H T S. THE NORTH LIGHTS?! At this time of year, at this time of day, is this part of the country, MADE SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT COMPLETELY within your kitchen??! Yes. May I see it? No. SON, the house is on fire!! No mother, it's just the NORTH lights. Well YOU, you are a STRANGE MAN, but I must say, you M A D E W A T E R H E A T T O M A K E G O O D P I N K A N I M A L I N S I D E S P I E C E. Help, heeeeeeelp!!!

[@SealAngel]

I gave you a like cause you went to all that effort.

[@sebastianhepola5284]

"Why is there smoke coming out of your heating box, man"

[@Bebegamer]

This is creative deserves a lot of appreciation

[@LapisMinecraft]

“ Oh you gods! *F O O D B R O K E N* ”

[@matthieuchristian500]

C R E A T U R E S W I T H H A R D O U T S I D E S

[@Adrian-dl9nb]

I can't believe "watering" is in the Top 1000 Words but "cooking" isn't.

[@siltdoctor3478]

**HEATED WATER CLOUDS**

[@neptune9647]

0:47 *MAN*

[@burnv06]

“School area leader needs his fix” I think school area leader should go to drug rehab

[@KingStr0ng]

"School area leader, I was just stretching my lower legs" 😁

[@invalid_user_handle]

_Animal Inside Circles_

[@dakat5131]

sounds like it would be a translation

[@invalid_user_handle]

*Make Water Heated To Make A Good Pink Animal Insides Piece*

[@BioHzrd0010]

0:41 I can't be the only one who heard this as "sex".

[@benbaez6044]

*Medication*

[@edelweiss6634]

I heard "sex", too

[@saopy]

i heard fix

[@kapzduke]

i did

[@Evelynn_xoxo]

Bio Hazard ur not the only one

[@ophello]

Is “despite” really one of the 1000 most common words?

[@KairuHakubi]

is 'screen' really more common than 'cooking'?

[@yourmum69_420]

@@KairuHakubi people talk about phone screens a lot I guess

[@dragonquesti8629]

Despite what you would expect, yes

[@DHAdArchivez]

*A N I M A L I N S I D E S C I R C L E S*

[@FLS96]

I feel like this was much harder to make than it seems

[@jamesjarrait2231]

I feel like this seems to make much harder to be.

[@Mibbitmaker]

The description of the Krusty Burgers sounds like what a robotic Lisa Simpson would call them.

[@ItsReeTime]

Hamburger for kids: *a n i m a l I n s i d e C i r c l e s*

[@KiwifruitDev]

is this what happens without the firetruck?

[@cruelrobot12k]

*bad in a good way, me*

[@tattersthebat6253]

"Food broken" understandable, have a great day

[@deeecks8103]

*man* with his crazy *reasons*

[@spikeybiscuit9251]

Steamed Hams Meme but it Only Has 1000 Views

[@nottubular9453]

i refuse to believe that "hamburger" or "burger" is not one of the 1000 most common words

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

I reckon he only searched the list for hamburger and not burger.

[@kasane1337]

Where did you get the text-to-speech voices? Especially the Moon Ma- I mean, the Skinner voice?

[@Lolbigfart]

Yes, and you call the *heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces* Despite the fact they are *CLEARLY HEATED ON A METAL SCREEN*

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Yes.

[@smokeyjoe291]

This video has shown me that I really want every word to be in the top 1000 words

[@IRVDawg]

Prepared food , I doubt "prepared" is in the 1000 most common words.

[@MinerGlitch25]

*_Man_* with his crazy *_reasons_*

[@MisterVercetti]

This really makes me realize that I've never properly enjoyed *H E A T E D W A T E R C L O U D E D P I N K A N I M A L I N S I D E S P I E C E S*

[@Filthma]

Is this NewSpeak? Double plus good.

[@BonW]

I would never have the patience to do this Gg bro appreciate it

[@vinpie]

GOOD god

[@ITGKrosis]

vinpie Oh hi, vinnie.

[@vinpie]

BlazingBlade THE FUCK

[@ITGKrosis]

vinpie "GOOD god WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"

[@sasgo8452]

I can't believe "north" made the top 1000. I was awaiting the moment he would explain aurora borealis but it was just meh

[@kalirosewood6321]

I'm fact checking.

[@B3Band]

You call animal insides circles heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces? I mean, who doesn't?

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

"Oh you gods! My food is broken!"

[@captainnomekop5056]

3:06 Son, *THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!*

[@fractyl]

"well, you, you are a strange man, but i must say, you make water heated to make a good pink animal insides piece." steamed hams needs to stop being so funny every time

[@rocksinaroll5727]

The script is like for those who are learning english, disabilities or children just like the simplified english version of Wikipedia! They should use this script at school!

[@ajretro6784]

>school area leader man I lost it

[@s_cabbage]

Heated water cloud edible water creatures with hard outside

[@Trainfan1055Janathan]

The funny thing is some languages work like this. For example, in German, "airplane" is "flugzeug" (fly-thing) and "toy" is "spielzeug" (play-thing).

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

This has shown me we can clearly function with only one thousand words and the rest are unnecessary fluff

[@Spubbily01]

This is the perfect mix of verbosity and laconicty

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

Those are perfectly cromulent words

[@DLZ2000]

Ah, the Newspeak version.

[@babydactyl]

good GOD what is happening in there

[@rockerseven]

"Bad in a good way, me!" Is going to be my new catchphrase lol

[@KippurCatArts]

1984 finally made the dictionary BIG SMALLER

[@theonething4882]

*_M A N !_*

[@beyondobscure]

Nobody gonna mention how "At this time of day, in this part of the country" is intact

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

The English language could do just fine with only 1,000 words.

[@Oecobius33]

Calling meat "animal insides" feels weirdly dark. (In a funny way though!)

[@Larszard]

This is one of my fave steamed hams edits I've seen, incredible

[@buddyltd]

So you specifically avoided the word "pig"? I like!

[@miklhnsn692]

"Why is there smoke coming out of your heating box - man?"

[@BigOlSmellyFlashlight]

this is like the assembly language of english

[@BunnLilah]

"Why is there smoke coming out of your heating box, man?" sounds like stoner talk lol

[@wolfieinu]

OK, so now that Basic English Wikipedia is up to speed...

[@ThaGoldMaster]

Can I get those food making directions, Seymour?

[@Spartan_Tanner]

When you want to write an essay on Steames Hams but the minimum word count is 300

[@freyav.5500]

It’s super rare that I ever laugh out loud just watching something by myself but this had me in stitches

[@aryasaktiflister_aw]

im dying mate this feels like jugemu jugemu but heated water clouded pink animal insides pieces