Steamed Hams but every time Skinner lies, the moon gets nearer

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

[@Nikolapoleon]

I love the implication here, that Skinner would rather let the world be destroyed than admit he ruined the roast.

[@subscribetopewdiepie6914]

Montpelier Montgomery Oh egads! THE WORLD IS RUINED!!

[@ollin-tonatiuh6418]

Get Rekt But what if... I were to colonize a new planet and pass it as our own?

[@eva-kp6jh]

Ohhohoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour.

[@GourmetSubZee]

Some men just want to watch the lunch burn.

[@tylergarrity3353]

Yknow its technically also Chalmers's fault for prompting Skinner to lie. If i were him id just stfu and eat the Steamed Ham

[@zackyru3131]

You've met with a terrible luncheon, haven't You?

[@tattersthebat6253]

unforgettable*

[@pikariocraftf2802]

Kwyjibo O_o - what

[@bcorsi8]

@@justsomeguy8385 Did your dad hit you harder than usual?

[@pancakemix1170]

Nah I met an unforgettable one

[@3t0m03]

@@bcorsi8 Shoot now i wanna know what he said...

[@DetrimentalDerivation]

Not being able to see the moon really ups the suspense.

[@drjvoices]

Detrimental Derivation yep but red comes.

[@thebroquadseries645]

This comment now has 666 likes

[@RichardCox0]

Love it

[@british-sama7007]

And my anxiety

[@Bevsworld04]

Yeah, ik

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

You've steamed with a terrible ham, haven't you?

[@unbeattimeskip]

Lucas M but i did not have a bad lasaga

[@Pekay_P]

"Why is there an angry moon behind your window, Seymour?"

[@devanhinskey9001]

“Aurora Borealis?”

[@DrCury448]

"Aurora Borealis!?"

[@leociresi4292]

At this time of year At this time of day In this past of the country Localized entirely outside your window

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

Yes!

[@Bea-xl9rb]

...May I see it?

[@stanthedemon1263]

*"you've had an unforgettable luncheon, haven't you?"*

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

i had no lunch. i beat majora's mask.

[@Austar7]

Gaurds: "The moon is falling!" Carpenters: "No, it's just the northern lights."

[@alexradion4210]

The northern lights, On this day, In this part of hyrule, and in this particular city, localized entirely in town square (I've forgotten all my lore in Majoras mask!)

[@karlispovisils5297]

@@alexradion4210 it's Termina not Hyrule.

[@leociresi4292]

Guards:”Help! Heeeeeeeeelp!”

[@Vhargon]

@@alexradion4210 Aurora borealis? At the dawn of the first day, on this cycle of the time loop, in this part of Termina, localized entirely within Clock Town?

[@GatorOne-in7hk]

Well, the carpenter boss, Mutoh, at any rate. The carpenters themselves decided they believed after all and ran away.

[@Meteorlink]

Majoras mask is essentialy what we are doing here, repeating the same sketch over and over again with slight variations to get to the true end. I wonder which steamed hams will be the fierce deity

[@glordery2]

The original

[@zypper7213]

​@@glordery2 No, the original would be the timeline in which link never fell into Termina, thus nothing would ever change. The fierce deity Steamed Hams is yet to be created, in my opinion.

[@Den-pw3jt]

@@zypper7213 Maybe the "steamed hams but nothing goes wrong" version would be the one to solve those time repeatation

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

steam hams but skinner is incredibley agressive and hostile. he has done all alternitive endings. he has no clue what to do next. he is angery at the system and must take it out on chalmers.

[@gravity8120]

I would've loved if at 1:17 it said "Dawn of the 2nd Day" indicating that Skinner took an entire day to get the hamburgers.

[@parzival9651]

Same

[@DoodleZoo]

Same

[@Emberilliance]

That would actually make sense, because in the land of Termina, a day is only 24 minutes.

[@vonnieragnar5811]

???????????????????????????????!???????????!!???????????

[@thisisasupersayin376]

@@vonnieragnar5811 What?

[@averythesuperhero]

Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire! Skinner: Mother, I think that's the least of our worries right now!

[@FoxWithTheAngels]

*_BOOM_*

[@theHatted]

*earth violently shakes as the moon crushes seymour's house*

[@FoxWithTheAngels]

@@theHatted rip

[@birdbud9153]

i read that wrong and thought you called Agnes Chalmers. woops.

[@manoluigisupershow1411]

@@theHatted Chalmers: *SEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOUR*

[@twinkletale5548]

Agnes: Seymour! The Moon is getting closer! Skinner: No Mother, it's just the Final Day.

[@beaniefamily]

it's just the Time Festival

[@dakat5131]

no mother it's just the moon

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Well,Da Kat you are a masked fellow,but i must say:you bring about a good apocalypse.

[@volcarona3339]

This was always my favourite side-quest in Majora’s Mask, too bad the Steamed Hams Mask wasn’t very useful.

[@CayenneGaramonde]

It's an odd mask, but it steams a good ham.

[@tattersthebat6253]

Mmm. Steamed Hearts.

[@sv_catgirl1]

but to get the heart piece AND the mask meant you did the entire side quest twice, which ruins it for me

[@tattersthebat6253]

But you have to disguise them as your own carrots first.

[@funnynaoto]

That Steamed Hams Mask is the one mask I never got. I always finish the game on 24 masks, I knew one was missing!

[@Kyubeyisbestboy]

The world revolves around Skinner

[@SeafoamBoi]

Squall Leonhart Viruscomputerbad2003 in the pure land of springfield, Seymour is the only soul to have the audacity to commit the sin of lying, thus angering the divine who bring wrathful retribution

[@ChesterRGC]

I'm glad that Chalmers still blaming Seymour even for the falling of the moon

[@shinkiro403]

Well, he deserved it there

[@2bluedragons492]

To be fair, he IS right.

[@ChesterRGC]

@@2bluedragons492 how is this meme still alive after 6y 💀

[@thedx266]

This might sound strange, but I actually got chills watching this.

[@cromanticheer]

This was admittedly the most anxious I've been while watching a Steamed Hams sketch.

[@BurntMemories]

Finally, a comment I can agree with!

[@unknowncommenter6698]

​@@cromanticheer yes. I mean I've seen some "alternate" edit of the meme and it's nowhere close to this.

[@ZGURemixer]

I was expecting the actual moon and a Tsunami to happen.

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

same my dude

[@amberdiscordgaming3184]

Me too

[@beckybecky125]

hi again

[@Ezoriel666]

same here hahahaha

[@Mario4736]

So you didn't play majora's mask

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Should have also edited Agnes’s scream for help while the world ends

[@thegoldenpyro]

*Seymour!!!!!*

[@--46200]

The Ultimate McNugget Nazi

[@zypper7213]

HELP, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

[@UltraHylia]

Complete this sidequest to get the Superintendent’s Mask, giving you the ability to visit Skinner’s for an infinite amount of luncheons.

[@nekomarulupin]

It's the Super Nintendo Chalmers mask. Changes the games graphics to LttP style.

[@Lickmo]

"Seymour! The house is on fire!" Agnes, I think there's something else to be more worried about.

[@toasterman3218]

Every time Skinner lies, he gains more mass, eventually causing a gravitational pull, making the moon revolve around him.

[@cordyceps7531]

I would’ve fucking died if Skinner said it’s just the northern lights after Chalmers yells at the end

[@danielsantoro6332]

How do I keep incoutering you?!

[@klop4228]

I'm glad you did this

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl]

Majora's Hams

[@atlasmonkeyleon]

This is better than watching an actual Majora's Mask speedrun.

[@AltoonaYourPiano]

"Seymour, why is there a big angry moon outside of your window?" "It's the harvest moon. And it's a supermoon!" "The harvest moon? Perfectly visible? During the daytime? In the early summer? Localized entirely over Springfield?" "Yes" "May I see it?" "No"

[@pleasestopsubbingtome9867]

The Legend Of Skinner: Steamed Mask is my favorite game.

[@gojiratheking442]

"Seymour, the house is on fire!" No. *EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE*

[@minty-industrialsteamprodu1747]

You know what would've really added suspense, if you added the bells when the moon got much more closer right when Chalmers says "Aurora Borialis" and just left them ringing until the impact

[@Hectoreo]

Superintendent, I was just uh, stretching my fate on the clock tower! Care to join me? Why is the moon getting closer, Seymour?

[@mpg01]

*SSSEEEEEEYYYMMMMOOOUUUURRRR!*

[@TheSleigherKing]

No, mother, it's just our impending doom.

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

I like how "Well that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped." is not a lie. I guess Chalmers had a good time even though he only had like 3 bites of his steamed ham.

[@rogerglossner9949]

The Legend of SEYYYYMOUUURR: Majora's Hams.

[@slowsloth3809]

The moon is really terrifying tbh

[@Alex-uq1el]

This was OUTSTANDING editing! The way the moon moved closer, the music speeding up as it did so, the screen getting redder, everything. Seriously good job! ;D

[@schaefer76]

The end laugh 10/10

[@amylee9092]

Not to mention he actually put the "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you" quote in at the end 😊 That was awesome!

[@weirdosheep619]

Even though it's a Simpsons meme, the Majora's Mask music and the moon still give me goosebumps.

[@torvk9862]

So when Seymour said "That was wonderful" he really meant it.

[@m4kalapua]

I love how once the moon starts crashing, it takes Superintendent Chalmers only a second to realize who is to blame.

[@frogturtle]

the horrifying and tragic truth of steamed hams, perfectly captured by this version…is that the roast was a metaphor for the world all along

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Chalmers never got to tell Skinner how good his steamed hams were!

[@ДаниилФролов-м3л]

The fact the moon itself is not seen for the most part, makes it ever creepier. Btw, did you notice that then Seymoore said he pooped, there wasn't moon approaching sound?..

[@leociresi4292]

“Seyyyyyyyyymooooooooooooooour!” Hoohohohoho!

[@TheGrayMysterious]

The Legend of Chalmers: Ocasteama of Ham and Skinner's Mask, now on sale at your local Krusty Burger.

[@BurntMemories]

I love the fact that Chalmers can very clearly see the moon getting closer when he's arguing with Skinner in the kitchen. Like it's so obvious with the sound AND visual cue, but he's just so done with *Skinner and his Crazy Explanations* that he doesn't bring it up.

[@johngoodman5976]

The Legend Of Steamed Hams: Skinner's Mask

[@Deathnotefan97]

I was half expecting to hear the moon getting closer when he said “a good time was had by all”

[@tjknight]

Was surprised the moon wasn't behind the door when Seymour excused himself

[@labrynianrebel]

𝓐𝓾𝓻𝓸𝓻𝓪 𝓑𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓼

[@zekromplayer955]

How did you do that?!

[@MacFyrestone]

Why didn't Skink just play the song of Luncheon on his steamed Ocarina?

[@xylynthian753]

He never completed the secret side quest to obtain it from the Crusty Merchant during day 2

[@kitkatboard]

Skink 😭

[@nyodesu]

Damn, we'd be dead so fast if we relied on Skinner to keep the Moon away! 😆

[@wny488]

I guess Superintendent Chalmers should've been asking, "Why is there a scary moon getting closer and closer, Semour?"

[@Visii]

Everyone is Fine. This is a very Normal Luncheon. An Unforgettable Luncheon.

[@mushroomhead3619]

Seymour! The moon is crushing the house!

[@AlviKinROX]

No, Mushroom Head, it’s just the northern lights.

[@28stabwounder-69]

(Moon crashes in seymour's house) *_S E Y M O U R_*

[@liam-man7265]

AlviKin Animations Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you caused a major apocalypse.

[@kornseemarcell9502]

Legend Of Chalmers: Steamed Hams's Mask

[@jerichamesclammay3107]

Agnes: SEYMOUR! THE MOON'S GETTING CLOSER! Skinner: no, mother. It's just the northern lights.

[@Magnavox-1972]

This is unsettling af. Proof that anything that has Majora’s mask added to it makes it creepy.

[@miabullafaloni1312]

"Why is the moon getting nearer Seymour?" "Oh, that's not the moon, that's a metaphor! A metaphor for the grief I'm experiencing! Mmm, grief!"

[@GatorOne-in7hk]

I love how Skinner yells “SSSSEEEEEEMMMMOOOOOUUURRRR” one last time as the moon crashes, as though he realized then and there that Skinner was lying the whole time! 😂

[@ShosuCeladon]

This video is unnecessarily terrifying. Damn it Seymour!

[@cristinavanni8803]

*SEEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUR*

[@thefirebeanie5481]

Also I love the fact that there casual catting as the temperature rises and the world is doomed in other ways

[@Jsrgaming123]

This was really well made, thank you for the very nice content

[@davisdoesgamesreal]

Skinner is skull kid confirmed

[@MasterKnightDH]

I can't guess what the title references. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta get back to figuring out how to better set up my 6 Day/18 Mask Run for The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

[@brandonatwood2401]

Master Knight DH you obviously copied someone else's comment and you honestly think I would be stupid enough to think it was yours?

[@MasterKnightDH]

How did I copy anybody else's comment? That doesn't make sense.

[@brandonatwood2401]

Master Knight DH did you edit your comment so no one else would recongize it? Boy you're something else.

[@MasterKnightDH]

I edit comments to fix typos or make addendums.

[@brandonatwood2401]

Master Knight DH yare yare daze. Idc

[@LisaTheVocaloid]

Did Skull Kid cast a curse on Skinner or Chalmers?

[@hondamanvtec2894]

SuperNintendo Chalmers

[@zombrine34]

I knew it would be majoras mask, but I still laughed.

[@darktooth4576]

Skullmour kept the mask hidden in his oven so that the SuperLinktendant doesn’t put two and two together that he’s the reason why the moon is getting closer.

[@onlookerofthings6029]

You could have hidden stray fairies throughout the video in corners or something to have missing ones. But hey, great video 👍

[@pierregreen5921]

Majora's Mask f*** that damn Moon

[@SouzoSagara77]

Man, the eyes of Skinner and Chalmers around the part of aurora borealis...

[@alphagojira5647]

Seeing this reminds of an episode from a show called "3-2-1 Penguins!" The episode is called "Moon Menace on Planet Tell-a-Lie"; in which the more the characters lie, the more the Moon gets closer to the planet. But if one of them tells the truth, then the Moon moves further away from the planet.

[@liam-man7265]

Hmm...I wonder if the Moon is made out of steamed hams.

[@edenanimates1465]

No it’s made of cheese

[@Relic827]

This is actually the kind of stupid shit going on in Clock Town that Link has to help with

[@TongPik3]

*SHIT!! SKINNER WILL KILL US ALL!!!*

[@alexisrox44]

The moon just lingering there is so scary...

[@TheMostAwesomeMan2424]

The moment I saw the title of this video in my recommended for you section, I knew it was a MM reference!

[@bloodstainedbeauty907]

Why is the moon getting closer to the earth, Seymour?

[@unknowncommenter6698]

After seeing so much Steamed Hams sketches I actually started wondering how you can make them if they were a real dish. Steam them, but steam cooking "thing" would also have something like bars that leave grill marks? Or would it just be steamed patties?

[@Wurfenkopf]

LOL the ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@theengineer569]

Chalmers SEES the moon grow closer as Skinner lies and just is NOT concerned in the slightest.

[@thegamingmaniac6420]

I love Majora’s Mask and I love Steamed hams so this is the perfect meme

[@diegoxavier9107]

Your true steamed hams... What kind of... ham is it? I wonder... The hamburgers under the steam... Is that... your true ham?

[@LiterallyJustAnOldChannel]

The video was just okay until the ending. The text box part was absolutely brilliant. You sir have earned a like.

[@mathiast0466]

Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow, but i must say.. You shouldn't have done that.

[@Drayiss]

I was half expecting the moon to just appear in the kitchen when he excused himself

[@m.k.7087]

Infinite skinneriomi

[@extrascript6622]

Infinite Steamedhamoni!

[@cjg8763]

You know, these burgers are quite similar to the ones they have over at the Milk Bar.

[@mousegirlextraordinaire]

the music was a really nice touch

[@ItsYee64]

I love that the music getting more intense is there too

[@teddybaker4759]

I shall consume... the steamed hams

[@floatingf8783]

You've steamed a terrible ham, haven't you?

[@KayossSZ]

Steamed Hams but Ben is drowning.

[@Awfulfeature]

Remember kids, if you lie. *God won’t forgive you.*

[@KrummyBrinkleJr.]

at least skinner was telling the truth about being pooped

[@Sheldonics]

0:00 - 1:32 Normal 1:33 - 1:43 Starts To Become Red 1:44 - 2:00 Gravitational Pull Becomes Noticeable 2:00 - 2:22 Moon Is Within 10,000 Kilometers 2:22 - 2:47 Moments From Impact 2:48 RIP Everyone

[@jamesturner2234]

You've hammed with a terrible steam haven't you?

[@SpudChickenSaltedChips]

You missed the opportunity to have the following scene of Link engulfed by the fire at the end, saying "Oh egads!" instead of screaming.

[@wraithradio]

skull kid best zelda villian? NAAAAAH Skinner is

[@TheEliminator16]

I know I'm a year late at this point and I don't know how I never saw this one back when this was hip but holy shit this was the absolute most threatening video