Steamed Hams final update

[@nightterror6727]

Half Life 3 leaked gameplay footage

[@xplodingbutter2659]

Night Terror lol

[@Hornwiesel]

They worked on it several years.

[@rigginburgess7519]

Random Gmod Vids no the joke is half life 3 will never come out so Gavin would make that instead.

[@danjac354]

Steamed life 3.

[@slimjim1002]

10/10 -IGN

[@reginangel_official]

"Thats steam" *the oven is literally on fire*

[@zyriuz2]

Oh noo thats just the northern lights.

[@n0m4r22]

@@zyriuz2 you right

[@sirsnausages2164]

Oh no! That isnt fire! Thats the bat signal!

[@techleontius9161]

No, it's just an aurora borealis.

[@lavarockgaming12]

zyriuz2 nah girls it’s just nawlins

[@Motolmang]

2:05 never change source engine, never change.

[@gavinrolls1054]

That's havok for you, not source

[@gavinrolls1054]

@@NotCon source uses the havok physics engine

[@TheMegatuz]

And he throws the plate "screw this".

[@_heavyweaponsguy]

The man with 2 first names: Source... Source never changes

[@Joes_Junk_Drawer]

**Aggressively slams burgers into floors, roads, and garbage cans** "These are quite similar to the ones they have at Crusty Burger" Damn Crusty burger sucks.

[@Sednas]

@@mayocult2025 I and the 18 other people who liked the comment do.

[@kith_kaizyt9335]

Your Right Joe Damn Crusty Burger

[@saltykingkrab1472]

*Krusty Burger*

[@adv-senzthegoat3750]

Crusty BURGER

[@pablo_therodent]

Goddammit Joe, are you dumb? IT. IS. CALLED KRUSTY NOT CRUSTY

[@sidneyk.8443]

Better than Hunt Down the Freeman in every way: -Better facial animations -Better character models -Better voiced protagonist -Keeps the classic HL2 gameplay -No framerate issues -Brilliant puzzle segments -Amazing voice acting -Level design rivals Half Life itself -The ending has the plot-twist of the centaury Pushes the Source Engine to its limits to deliver quality gameplay which should age well in the coming years. Hope to see this ported to Source 2 in the future to further improve its performance.

[@AGenericAlias]

Sidney Kirk not to mention the amazing lighting

[@hunterjensen9465]

And realtime reflections, GPU particle effects, global illumination, tessellation, specular highlights and so much more...

[@Rhino-n-Chips]

YOU FUCKED UP MY DINNER

[@sidneyk.8443]

LUNCHEON*

[@Trackman71]

Sidney Kirk *_Years In Development_*

[@sticklyboi]

ALMOST A YEAR TO THE DATE WE WANT A DOWNLOAD YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD edit: the madman actually did it

[@anoldlady1293]

Okay okay D: Stop yelling at me!

[@appyr]

@@anoldlady1293 lol that's awkward

[@PizzaLuigi1]

@@anoldlady1293 where is it I've been waiting for forever now

[@captaincornflake]

MORE THAN A YEAR TO DATE

[@LunaPhobos]

My video about Steamed Hams got 260K views a week ago. The meme is not dead yet!

[@Rockintako]

Yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously thrown across the floor...

[@vivianjames5528]

Haven't you heard of the 5 minute rule?

[@manu901able]

Vivian James really.. well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use that five minute rule

[@ravensea]

+manu901able Oh not in in Utica no, it's an Albany rule.

[@niklashansen5432]

You steam a good video reference joke.

[@pyrrehraus6571]

Vivian James I heard that it was your rule divided by 60.

[@jaxtheripper2422]

1:55 Did you just throw that chair into place at another table?

[@jeanpatrick8218]

Was looking for this

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

That Chair was a Paid Actor...

[@thesarge310]

Skill

[@E3T7]

Jax Theripper I watched it in slow motion. Thanos would be proud.

[@steelnwooden6317]

BRO

[@mikebliss3153]

Something about Seymour chucking hamburgers out into the street seems very believable to me.

[@TheDiego908]

He slammed those burgers into the ground in order to emulate the old Skinner Burgers family recipe

[@kyrlics6515]

Mike Bliss when you said that it happened :o what mystical properties do you *POSSESSIS*

[@mikebliss3153]

Kyrlics The ancient scrolls say... Not as many as you'd like to think.

[@nihilusbeats5080]

*Steamed Hams

[@babylonian]

it really needs to be said how good the mouselook-acting performance is in this video, especially the bit at 1:14

[@cynicalclusterfuck5605]

You also move your head up and down like youre on crack when you talk?

[@Sejikan]

Hi nick

[@Viper-go8lc]

@@cynicalclusterfuck5605 yes

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

@@cynicalclusterfuck5605 do you not? huh.. weirdo

[@SirLoopss]

Oh hey nick

[@luffyduffy7817]

I'm just imagining Chalmers sitting there and Skinner throws a burger through the door

[@leociresi4292]

Chalmers:”Ep!” “Seeeeeeeyyyymooooooooour!” “Why did you throw a burger at me?”

[@gamersteve1124]

thats the Source engine for ya

[@akyukuu]

I just lost it when you calmly put the burgers on the tray and then next thing both burgers went flying 😂😂😂

[@Ogoeatarock]

I lost my mind

[@_heavyweaponsguy]

That's how the source engine works

[@hempyweeds5745]

Then throwing the burgers across the street and into the window 😆

[@_heavyweaponsguy]

@@godlynoobikgosuper3544 Thats stealing and those are not your burgers

[@godlynoobikgosuper3544]

@@_heavyweaponsguy then. I will Delete My reply

[@jebmurray2001]

This game is so realistic. When I speak I shake my head rapidly up and down too!

[@powergirl8720]

Jeb Murray I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@lmao.3661]

*a n i m e t i d d i e s*

[@thekillerbunny]

It's all about the crouching when laughing.

[@kg-ui4mc]

Jeb Murray you have good waifu taste, I respect that

[@Skrubs]

Yeah? My condolences to your family for giving birth to such a shaky person

[@Grim0514]

*Pick up Burgers from other people's tables and throws them across the street into the house*

[@musicman76enator]

Hahaha I wish this were possible!!

[@иван_новиков]

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

[@c.edithherrera8692]

@iiZackin YT Ohh no! I said steamed HAMS!

[@railfanlynx]

That’s what I call hamburgers

[@alvexok5523]

@iiZackin YT this is the first time finding out he didn't buy the burgers, lol.

[@superWTF64lol]

1:26 Bonus points for the counterclockwise belly rub with the camera

[@tails183]

You call it a dead meme despite the fact that I'm watching this in 2019. You call it a dead comment despite the fact that everyone keeps commenting "2020" and nothing else.

[@Bonk4Me]

Yeh I.... Wel... Thing is... excuse me for a second.

[@litelittlel3000]

of course

[@acrux1918]

@@litelittlel3000 YAWWWWWWN Ahh That was wonderful! Good time was had by all im pooped!

[@litelittlel3000]

이민형 yes I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

[@SilkfireStudios]

LiteLittleL uh...Aurora borealis?

[@Catslug]

>just throws the burgers on the floor

[@RockNerd231]

A massive Weeb > Forgot the fries

[@ItsRainingTinfoil]

I was going to like this, but I’m just going to leave it at 666 likes

[@moonbean169]

>doesn't know how to green text kek

[@ItsRainingTinfoil]

Kevin Torhan >Feelsbadman.jpg

[@superhetoric]

sick fuckin greentext

[@cameroncasimir7069]

*Sees that Seymore has several pictures of his silhouette* "Ah a fellow intellectual"

[@josu7418]

I’ve never gotten over the fact that Chalmers barges into someone else’s kitchen.

[@chrissss696]

He heard Seymour talking to himself

[@tannerin]

Za Mango i’m not over the fact that there’s a door to seymour’s kitchen

[@Jotari]

It's not just "someone's" kitchen, it's SKINNER!!!'s kitchen.

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

@@tannerin Why wouldn't there be a door to the kitchen? I've never been in a house that didn't have one, since the kitchen is a separate room... Although it's true that apartments are different and you can usually walk right in.

[@Nerdlore.]

OH FIDDLESTICKS! MY TELEPORT IS RUINED! But what if... I were to call it a Resonance Cascade and put Gordon on a wild goose chase for the exit... Ho! Ho! Ho! Delightfully devilish Kleiner!

[@keegancolby136]

Is it sad that this parody makes sense?

[@wickerhazbrownsauce8564]

@@keegancolby136 "it's your pet the freakin head humper!"

[@TheVaultDweller-oi9ij]

Kliener caused it all. HE is the G-Mans' employer!

[@sidneyk.8443]

2:05 Oh Source, never change...

[@Zalamandar]

My favourite part. Too good

[@sarysa]

Nearly died laughing with that part...

[@iamdadandileftyou2735]

Source. Source never changes

[@MartinHindenes]

@@sarysa It really is the best part.

[@Shaun_Taylor]

My favorite part lol

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

1:01 That crouch-laugh was by far the best part of this

[@Jasonafex]

Peak of human accomplishment

[@atlassarnosian555]

Fancy finding you here

[@imbatrossthescrub2096]

No, Jason. *You* are the peak of human accomplishment.

[@imbatrossthescrub2096]

Look at his channel

[@Don-tg1ns]

Jasonafex the m a n himself

[@Dappis]

oh wow was just yiffing to your content before this lmao

[@anoldlady1293]

I think I need to point this out since so many people don't know; This is NOT Garry's Mod. This IS built on Half-Life 2 Episode 2. There is NO stolen sounds from TF2 or Portal 2 because it is SOURCE engine. (Which Half-Life 2 was the first to utilise this).

[@obliviousalgamers9167]

Huh neat I’m the first reply

[@anoldlady1293]

@Obliviousal Gamers Well done, have a steamed ham

[@Someone-gy2rd]

Release the bogus Fightins like breathin mac

[@luciesayo]

Surely gmod would have been easier

[@herzeliedstein573]

fucking thank you i can't tell you how much this has been occupying my life

[@jollatine_]

1:30 *_HMMMMM_*

[@BreakingNVain]

*MMMMM

[@grassyfield5209]

steamed clams!

[@tempolynnrealofficial]

I wanna like this comment But it has that perfect 333

[@doublenaut443]

*STEAMED CLAMS*

[@TheCreepersGood]

FriedApple 1:31

[@Meldemel]

1:55 Did nobody see how perfect he threw the chair towards the table???

[@vinesauceobscurities]

You added the serving tray as requested in the comments...and it doesn't work. *PERFECT*

[@edusam4133]

Aurora borealis *borealis* Half life 3 confirmed

[@pazoni]

Eduardo lau 447 board the ship, we're G O I N G T O B O R E A L I S, hunt down the hams confirmed for 2069

[@alpacam9106]

But the borealis ship was made in aperature laboratories which means... Portal 3 confirmed!

[@Tony_Goat]

Okay okay, you got what you want!

[@coolbuck7214]

Um something something Valve conspiracy TF3 confirmed yadayada

[@itcantbekey]

watch the chair at 1:55 its amazing

[@Jaxxtir]

How did that even happen?

[@Tetsugen_]

*It's a TAS steam run*

[@GumbaverianX]

Dude Perfect in a nutshell

[@nick3718]

Ohh yeah that’s good shit

[@HastelloyC276]

Thank havok for that

[@sergeantarchdornan3013]

How this became a meme I will never know But it was great that it did

[@HunterShows]

It's hilarious, that's how.

[@glitchedblood]

I want this game for my birthday

[@Dj_Kirby]

Glitchmaster oh hey its you

[@bitchlasagna4720]

buy the intire half life pack

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

Glitchmaster It'll be in The Orange Box 2 along with Portal 3, Team Fortress 3, and Half-Life: Episodes 3 and 4 and Half-Life 3.

[@glitchedblood]

I hardly believe you guys.

[@12luma]

Glitchmaster I only want 1 2 oatmeal for my birthday. And by that I mean I want someone to turn it into a game

[@leagueskinmusic1426]

1:37 I may be alone in this thought: but watching all those empty streets, that empty but food served restaurant and that silence makes me feel Skinner and Chalmers are in some sort of limbo bound to forever eat Krusty Burgers

[@maxieprimo2758]

I want this from Chalmer's perspective.

[@Bortsch_]

Sitting Simulator 5000

[@andre-li7qo]

Steamed hams: oposing force

[@serosona2322]

Andre Luiz Moretto 😂😂 now we need steamed hams: blue shift

[@andre-li7qo]

@@serosona2322 seymour's mom perspective?

[@justvince1835]

Now we just need a speedrun

[@Nicdehouwer]

Woke up my wife laughing with that final 3 seconds

[@TheOneLichemperor]

Did she wake up exclaiming "Skinner!" ?

[@Nicdehouwer]

TheOneLichemperor indeed! How delightfully devillish of her.

[@detectoplasm]

You are a lucky man

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

King Zero Easy. Be him

[@Nicdehouwer]

King Zero Eh... y'know... .. One thing I... .. Excuse me for a second.

[@Bonetrousle]

2:05 **Places Hamburgers on plate gently** Plate: I’m going to ruin this mans whole career

[@eddieinthebed]

I wanna see DeSinc speedrun this so bad.

[@doktorkritzisch]

Lmao same!

[@HumanGrunt]

lol

[@El_Descarriado]

Can't wait for SHWaHMoV

[@eddieinthebed]

Thanks for pinning my comment! First you gotta initiate an accelerated back hop.

[@jvyden4]

accelerated

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

"Security footage of the break-in shows a large yellow man throwing chairs around before juggling hamburgers and tossing them out the door. Experts are baffled by the mystery man's motives"

[@xplusfminus6736]

Breaking news!!! The yellow man was found, he was found because a man who went to his house woke up from a coma, which he went into because he was hit by a firetruck heading to put out the fire in the house, an interview with him claims he "only wanted to have an unforgettable luncheon with his pal." He has been charged with robbery, attempted murder, and arson.

[@papayer]

I love your reaction to the burgers sent flying from picking the tray back up. after realizing all that procured care was for nothing. FUCK IT, I'M THROWING THE BUNS ON THE GODDAMN PAVEMENT ALL THE WAY HOME.

[@kyo3714]

I don’t know why this feels so unsettling

[@Hughmong_Us]

the unlucky one For me, it's because Super Nintendo Chalmers looks much more human-like than in the show; but he's still yellow in this.

[@globin3477]

It's called the uncanny valley, bud.

[@TheONLYFeli0]

Ikr

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

the unlucky one because you are used to the audio being attached to the cartoon and here it is attached to a static 3D world

[@harate]

the unlucky one it’s the unnatural lighting in the map. Idk wtf everyone else is talking about

[@nathaniel201]

I can completely picture Skinner just freaking out in Krusty Burger, hurling the tray into the door, and throwing the burgers across the street in a blind panic.

[@pokcow01]

I like how every version of Skinner actually procuring the burgs has involved either a mass shooting or dribbling polygon sandwiches on the ground.

[@Etriant]

I wonder what Chalmers was thinking when he saw 4 hamburgers fly through the doorway

[@bwtrickster]

No borealis reference :(

[@cassandys5216]

Liltricksterkid except there is

[@bwtrickster]

The G0ldenApple talkin about the half life 2 one

[@TRIPLEA2264]

what do you mean the half life 2 one?

[@caldercockatoo2234]

Liltricksterkid, That would've been brilliant!

[@chemolcalico6792]

wHY DIDNT THEY PUT THE BOREALIS IN THE KITCHEN WHAT THE FUCK

[@pricewilson1436]

My phone is at 1% this is the last vid I’ll see before I get up to plug it in. Worth it.

[@kevinklein4848]

The fire truck was the icing on the cake.

[@koye4427]

I was not ready for 2:05

[@Chris_plays_games]

Ya lol

[@SU76M]

2:00 Okay, this time I'll do it allright, like normal man, and... 2:06 "Skinner lifts the plate too fast and gamburgers fly away like they have thrown from catapult" OH EGADS! MY PLAN IS RUINED! Eh-uh... you know... fuck it. I'll just throw these gamburgers through whole street again.

[@Mattsterweb]

"But what if... I were to pick up these burgers one by one and hurl them across the road into my house? ... Ohoho! Delightlfully devilish, Seymour!"

[@biggestbruh5272]

I think you mean, "steamed gams"

[@hansschmeckleheimer3244]

Yellow Crumb I think you'll find they're aren't called steamed gams due to the fact they're obviously grilled, plus they're identical to the one's sold at the crusty gurger.

[@biggestbruh5272]

Ya ya, ya know. One thing I should- excuse me for one second.

[@biggestbruh5272]

Aaahh! Well, that was wonderful. Good times I had my all; I pooped.

[@defaultset]

0:11 That grab sound and the prop just gave me flashbacks of prop flying, i thought skinner was gonna fly out of his house and do an accelerated backhop towards the superintendent and just open the door from the outside.

[@twicethegalo]

Steamed hams speedrun When you do that you can get out the house and make the game think you completed the luncheon, saving 5 minutes of game

[@panvids]

*Super Intendent Freeman*

[@Gary-Eng]

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" "erghhh Dr. Kleiner i was just... uh stretching my calves on the combine! care to join me?"

[@derpithfacilities3515]

Oi, Josuke!

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

"Will release within April" >april 29 >still no release date come on

[@79treefrog]

lmao hello march

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

oh shit we traveled back in time to march

[@rayang3627]

hip

[@lacrimosa333]

This comment hurta my brain

[@lordhobo9048]

Is there a release date yet?

[@BenGr1945]

Wonderful ending

[@DumbWolfPerson]

BenGr1 no u

[@hooman69]

Moonbase Cyberman no us

[@slice2219]

Skinner!!!

[@vz2428]

Moonbase Cyberman (no u)^2

[@projectumbrellacorporation5130]

ninetails : DD

[@edrixolimpiada5247]

Y'all just love the part where the burgers just simultaneously flew but I loved the part wher Chalmers got run over.

[@chilidog2469]

1:39 What the show didn’t want to show you

[@mmgmagic]

"You call this the final update despite the fact the tree is a texture"

[@tropicaljupiter]

I don't know why but I was hoping you'd crouch when he said "devilish" and by the stars you did and it pleased me

[@Nafinafnaf]

"Why is there smoke coming out of your oven seymour?" *looks at oven* "Oh uhh, no! That isn't smoke, its steam!" Its literally fire

[@theimortal1974]

flame-broiled

[@engineerskalinera]

11/10 better than Hunt Down the Freeman -IGN Also, how do you answer the "steamed but obviously grilled" question? -Well, we steam them first and then we grill them. Part of the secret recepie.

[@engineerskalinera]

Logan Rickerd what?

[@mr.minecraft268]

Recipy*

[@engineerskalinera]

K.A.F incorporation commander thanks

[@ElectroBlastLuigi]

*Steamed Hams but in more detail from Skinners' point of view*

[@justcallmeSven]

Release it so that we can speed run this.

[@GlueDonkey]

I agree.

[@sunny_waifu2955]

LMAO I thought this was just a funny animation but it's an actual game! I'm impressed

[@Iemonzinger]

It's actually a half life 2 mod

[@AmyraCarter]

'Find four burgers and present them to Chalmers.' * proceeds to trash Krusty Burger and toss hamburgers everywhere * lmfao

[@tucannYT]

Why do people think that the Superintendent shouting "SEYMOUR!" is part of the episode and not the theme song?

[@colbyjackextracheese6249]

Because seymour reacts to it as if it scared him.

[@promisnwekenta9703]

Impossible, someone else notices this? I also wonder, its clearly part of the song.

[@nfwrambo]

“You’re shouting “SEYMOUR!” Despite the fact that it is obviously part of the song?”

[@akashsuresh1369]

" Well Seymour you are an Odd fellow, But you throw a good ham. "

[@GalacticCuisine]

*FINAL UPDATE: NOW WITH RED VS BLUE-LIKE TALKING ANIMATION IN FIRST PERSON!*

[@catmasterss8524]

(Plate doesn't work) Him: YEET THE GOSH DARN BERGER

[@june-lol1175]

Give us the game. This meme isn't over yet

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

Steamed Life 2

[@blackerhawk1508]

"Now wake up, wake up mr. Skinneeeerr" - Ch-Man

[@AidanMclaren]

"Wake up and...smell the steamed hams"

[@Shartwichh]

19XX people: In the 2000’s we’ll have flying cars! 2018: *im not even mad. this is art.*

[@1Pidds]

Stuffing hamburgers thrown across and onto the street under your table is similar to Krusty Burger? Yeesh.

[@andrewdate4955]

I like to imagine that Seymour bursts into the Krusty Burger like that in the real show.

[@41installer]

like for that firetruck

[@MatuIlMito]

>Opens door with hamburgers

[@metametam]

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen!

[@doshep_hegex]

1:20 *Chalmers:* why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? *_Skinner looks to the oven, burning from inside to outside_* *Skinner:* uh... Ooh, that isn't smoke, that's *FIRE* from the *BURNT* clams we're having! Hmm, *BURNT CLAMS* *Chalmers:* hmm... *_walks off, without giving a fuck about Skinner's oven._*

[@verssalia1210]

I almost died laughing from that ending. Great stuff, dude!

[@robertbrowne1462]

In the future people will be speed running this game

[@Mikewee777]

Those hamburgers are not FDA approved and fail all food service standards.

[@Davoch2116]

I love the little detail how he uses the mouse for talking but when he says "Ho Ho Ho" he crouches 😂 truly amazing acting skills 👌🏻

[@UndyingDestiny]

Exactly how Skinner got the burgers lol

[@afro4640]

The way you move the camera to go along with Seymour’s dialogue is honestly the best part.

[@ness6714]

Steamed Hams but it's a good Half Life 2 Mod

[@twitch42069]

I like how you move your head to do the talking

[@brianjoelbasualdo7436]

2:11 PAYDAY 3 *LEAKED FOOTAGE*

[@tonyx7295]

Imagine being Chalmers in this scenario, your just waiting for Seymour to finish cooking and you just see five burgers flying out the kitchen door then you see Seymour follow in and calmly put them onto the table.

[@themetavirus]

That truck killing Chalmers tho 😂👌 *NUT*

[@themetavirus]

5:24

[@jerryleemelton1860]

I was dying laughing through the burger chucking part. Beautifully done.

[@stproducciones9140]

god exists and you are him

[@_deletus_]

4:20 BLAZE I-WOAH SEYMOUR KNOWS WHATS UP

[@qpwo6]

Dammit I thought that was Hans Moleman driving the fire truck for some reason lol.

[@ggk912daniel]

That fire truck must be gay for Moleman

[@mischief_demon]

1:01 the crouching for the "ho ho ho"s was simply perfect.

[@ВолодимирСиманишин]

Me: **open the Steamed Steam** Steam: Steamed Hams now avanible!!! Me: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[@tcorourke2007]

It's absolutely fascinating how disorienting the limited perspective is, considering how closely it mirrors our own subject/object view of reality. How radically changed the imagery is without seeing Skinner and with the addition of the "time" he spent acquiring the burgers. Next level Hams.

[@SoftNapkins]

2:48 "Just gotta get me some of that bin sweat"

[@TNovix]

I love how you look right while you're on the road then left when you get across...

[@Annie-yw6zs]

This is A MASTERPIECE

[@tubulara-9257]

3:20 I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers. *Literally drops a burger*

[@pseudosnork7339]

MY ROAST IS RUINED!

[@Bloodletter8]

3:15 Chalmers calmy watches Skinner pick the burgers up off the floor.