Good. Now do no ships, no buildings, no systems, no planets, no starting new game, no starting Stellaris at all, no starting the computer, walk outside and relax and frolick the sun. You deserve it.
@sahinoudiengo816 Жыл бұрын
Thank you. Now i am lucky guy!!!
@cryolocker0224 Жыл бұрын
The touch grass challenge
@sukhdeepsingh1487 Жыл бұрын
Ahh, finally, a stellaris challenge I can handle 😂
@Tick421 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@monsesh1316 Жыл бұрын
@@cryolocker0224 (impossible)
@demon5649 Жыл бұрын
Would have been funny if you could travel without FTL, but it would take ages just to go anywhere.
@naphackDT Жыл бұрын
Would take decades to just get to the next system lmao.
@krzysztofmikosz Жыл бұрын
There used to be a mod for that. I'm not sure if it's still updated, it was like 2 years ago I had it installed
@El_Presidente_5337 Жыл бұрын
@Krzysztof Mikosz I kinda want to play a mod where traveling between system can take ages. Kinda like 40K lol
@fake-inafakerson8087 Жыл бұрын
Experimental subspace drive isn't FTL if I'm not mistaken. Only for science ships but you could explore ... Kinda
@RuosongGao Жыл бұрын
@@El_Presidente_5337 When you jump into a new system, you can either get there on time, or get there in 100 years, or instantly get a maxed out planet because you arrived 100 years ago.
@MagnorCriol Жыл бұрын
Peak Stellaris: using the scant few moments you're going to control a capitol planet - given to you by your overlords who are at war with you, because you also happen to be at war with the former owners of the planet - to *smuggle every living being off the planet and sell them into slavery*. "Hello new citizens! I'm your new ruler! Now get in the van, hurry hurry, we don't have much time."
@MontuPlays Жыл бұрын
I felt like the anti-Doctor Who
@CrazyAjvar Жыл бұрын
@Montu Plays You could say, you felt like a Master?
@MontuPlays Жыл бұрын
@@CrazyAjvar oh god yes.
@Onsideharbor894 Жыл бұрын
Soon he will do the no everything challenge, which is just Montu sat in a room for half an hour.
@ultratheman Жыл бұрын
drew durnil challenge
@gavril1436 Жыл бұрын
As someone with ADHD, that would be the most challenging challenge for me. lmao
@davis3138 Жыл бұрын
The no empire challenge. use the console commands to play as space fauna
@iainballas Жыл бұрын
Then the victory screen still shows up.
@Bloodlyshiva Жыл бұрын
@@davis3138 Use the console commands and play as a Pre-FTL. How far can you go?
@kaitlyn9262 Жыл бұрын
Not seeing hyperlanes brings back nostalgia
@Tekisasubakani Жыл бұрын
Crazy how much the game has changed since release.
@Nikolai0169 Жыл бұрын
I miss wormhole stations
@kaitlyn9262 Жыл бұрын
hell yeah, those were my favorite
@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 Жыл бұрын
How?
@kaitlyn9262 Жыл бұрын
@@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 Back in the day u got to choose between 3 ftl methods, Warp, Hyperlane and wormhole, well I usually chose Wormhole and didnt get to see hyperlanes from the start. Nowerdays u Always See hyperlanes, so Not seeing them was nostalgic
@dev2410 Жыл бұрын
I count this as a win. That you even survived is impressive, that you managed to lead the galaxy in so many ways is even more impressive.
@Jenna_Talia Жыл бұрын
'ate expandin' 'ate colonizin' 'ate the diplomacy 'luv me mining stations 'luv me orbital rings 'luv me habitats. Simple as.
@MinecraftConnected Жыл бұрын
'luv mammalians 'ate fungoids (not xenophobic just don't like em) simple as
@alexanderrahl7034 Жыл бұрын
'abitats * lol
@CM-NightDK Жыл бұрын
'ate other species *Nom* *Nom* they are tasty *Nom* *Nom*
@@beaglejack2023 wouldn't the aquatic trait help that strategy further? You get +10% food, energy and mineral output on ocean worlds
@johnathonyoung4799 Жыл бұрын
Cloning vats everywhere
@delmarclapp3350 Жыл бұрын
The RP in this just makes it so much better.
@MontuPlays Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@cosmictreason2242 Жыл бұрын
@@MontuPlays yeah I think it would’ve been boring as just a play report. This was more engaging to keep watching
@jsr9617 Жыл бұрын
The RP in this was so good. I especially like the part where people questioning the existence of the colonies were encouraged to pay a large fee to be shot into space.
@ColonelRoseru Жыл бұрын
I love how you include those movie clips. Montu I really like it. Keep up the good work chief!
@MontuPlays Жыл бұрын
Glad you like them!
@markthompson6139 Жыл бұрын
This is just tole playing as Montu’s offspring. “Stay in your starting system!” Hope the larva is doing well! I can understand the schedule might be tight for a while. Best of luck uplifting him into sapience!
@shadowsapphire100183 Жыл бұрын
Loyalty circuit engaged. Like button pressed.
@dragoniceful Жыл бұрын
Finest defenses he says, setting fleets to passive
@abdurrazzaqmumin1574 Жыл бұрын
Montu speedruns a twitter ban.
@Nemo2342 Жыл бұрын
Full Self Flying is just around the corner. Annnnnny day now our glorious ships will fly through the galaxy, exploring it on our behalf.
@Naymy Жыл бұрын
To all the people, not interested, in any references that were quite obviously not made during the video, Rama is the name of the title ship in the book, "Rendezvous with Rama" which you obviously should not look up.
@Rith9789 Жыл бұрын
I looked it up, now what?
@mattssheep4 Жыл бұрын
This was great, as with all your role-playing videos. I'd like to have companion videos explaining what and how you do to, for example, get the highest diplo weight, as a single planet empire
@kevinkottom1526 Жыл бұрын
This theme worked so well, you're funny! Good work man.
@J0krswy1d6 ай бұрын
Codenamed: Rama. Liked! For many other reasons too, but that was a good book. Also, that RP!
@lordzendikar Жыл бұрын
Now I understand your complaining in the Discord about the war mechanics. 😂
@aragonnetje Жыл бұрын
of course, it was Waldpole
@AmonadaLP Жыл бұрын
Im currently trying the same as you! Quity funny run! Im gonna do an update if someone is interested!!
@AmonadaLP Жыл бұрын
The no FTL part to be exact. I never was good in playing tall.
@darkithnamgedrf9495 Жыл бұрын
@@AmonadaLP How do you play no ftl without playing tall?
@jeanmarc6517 Жыл бұрын
@@darkithnamgedrf9495 You play small, its like playing tall but really badly
@darkithnamgedrf9495 Жыл бұрын
@@jeanmarc6517 lol same, it’s like I watch these videos and he has 20k science in a hundred years while I just got 2k
@AmonadaLP Жыл бұрын
@@darkithnamgedrf9495 I meant by that that im not able to play as tall as montu, i had around 20 systems before i lost
@Halollet Жыл бұрын
That was a blast. I loved this!
@gurrspar968 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, this, this is the good shit. I'd like to see you try a single system + single planet + no vassals challenge. It IS possible, though I've only managed to get good results by strongly relying on diplomacy.
@benjii_boi Жыл бұрын
"Melon Tusk" and "SpaceZ" made me lose it, excellent job
@alfadorfox Жыл бұрын
I didn't fully grasp the SpaceZ pun until Melon Tusk showed up. Had to stop the video to laugh. XD
@rigen972 ай бұрын
I can't believe how good you actually managed without venturing outside your home system lol
@CatArmyGeneral Жыл бұрын
There really should be a STL (Slower Than Light) option
@ogluqqychess4452 Жыл бұрын
1000 years round trip to our nearest star😂😂
@CatArmyGeneral Жыл бұрын
@@ogluqqychess4452 You do realize that there are engines capable of taking Ships to 99.9998997% c, Right? There are many stars within 25 Light Years, so it likely wouldn't take more than a century to get to a System somewhat far away.
@DesiccatedPenguin Жыл бұрын
So a sub light drive then ?
@11555Rambler9 ай бұрын
So you can reach your starting planet’s nearest neighbor just in time for the game to end?
@CatArmyGeneral9 ай бұрын
@11555Rambler going at 0.9 C would get you to Alpha Centauri in five years, so it would be perfectly possible to go to the nearby stars, and colonize them during the game. But, obviously, you wouldn't be going to the other side of the galaxy anytime soon, without, say, a Wormhole, or two, but even then, it would still take a while. But you would be able to go to more planets than you'd first imagine.
@KAZExNOxSAGA Жыл бұрын
Investor. Reformer. Expansionist. Cyborg.
@ExtravagantSteak Жыл бұрын
I was just wondering when will your next video be an hour ago, and then voila
@landeretxabarrigomez83823 ай бұрын
26:58 war of independence 29:13that is what i call a true coslition
@kajetan9906 Жыл бұрын
It's amazing! It would be cool if this timeline was explored in the next Stellaris Timelines
@erichunsaker4969 Жыл бұрын
Now time for surviving the Become the Crisis bomb and recolonize a dead galaxy.
@OrdericNeustry10 ай бұрын
Always love how you make these more fun with the RP. Though the best part was researching the scientific method... after discovering "ftl travel" and shooting a science ship into space.
@amirali4428 Жыл бұрын
I love the story roleplaying videoes like this. Although you gave it a good shot i fear that you are joining ep3o in losing challenges😂 If you didnt try to go for custodianship, you might have been able to even survive the crisis like you did the 1 system challenge
@chankljp Жыл бұрын
You know... I just realized that the space nation of 'SpaceZ' is more or less an interstellar version of Principality of Monaco: A tiny sovereign state (Only a single star system, which is only slightly above that of a primitive pre-FTL civilisation), with a population full of nothing but either ultra-rich people (megacorp) or police (the authoritarian ethic). Protected by and only existing thanks to the benevolence of a larger power. Yet, in the tiny bit of land that they do hold, the place will be super well developed (Habitats filling the entire star system), famous for its beautiful views (Homeworld being a Gaia planet), and have its financial tendrils spread way beyond their boarders (All the branch office buildings).
@George_K. Жыл бұрын
I imagine a Tuxkan Public Relations Specialist would squeal rather than tweet
@janruddeck27794 ай бұрын
I like that roleplay aspect in the commentary. :-) Lots of vasals all over the galaxy, we have!
@a203 Жыл бұрын
Paradox: you can't play as pre-FTL civilization Montu Plays: hold my bear
@lthereader5670 Жыл бұрын
The 4X Name stands for "Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate" by the way.
@WakeUpHelsingborg Жыл бұрын
You made me choke on my food when you presented Melon Tusk. Can't wait to choke again! 10/10 :D Edit: I wrote this comment at the start of the video and thouh i did not choke on my food again i did choke on my water, resulting in a cascading fountain of slimehydro all over the screen when you presented Beff Jezos. This is pure gold.
@MontuPlays Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@2MeterLP Жыл бұрын
This has to be the most cracked playthrough I have ever seen.
@yellowsocker11 ай бұрын
the joke about the loyalty circuits and hitting the like button got me somehow, peak video
@Gmandancer Жыл бұрын
I forgot how insane the war system could be
@SnatchMeese10 ай бұрын
A fun video. The great Melon Tusk will go into the annals of the galaxies greatest! I think you won. You had the highest diplomatic power.
@AmryL Жыл бұрын
I do hope you retry this challenge when/if the problems are easier to solve/work around. I want to see you tackle a galactic crisis without actually doing anything to tackle a galactic crisis.
@Palmerrip Жыл бұрын
If you don't research FTL you might also find a no thruster mod to really slow down your ships. Also, for a one planet challenge, you might build a Dyson Sphere to really have massive pops and resources. But, this challenge should be taken after the bugs are worked out.
@randomcatontheinternet2771 Жыл бұрын
i love to think that hyperlane is just a lane that there no small rock or dust in it way so you can use FTL throught it
@LowOfSolipsism Жыл бұрын
Information quarantine by Melon Tusk 😂
@victorchristensen584 Жыл бұрын
LOVE the name Melon Tusk, love the joke on the meme
@OrionTheta1 Жыл бұрын
And Beth Jezos. Damn funny that as well. LOL!
@bcubiaco Жыл бұрын
Pretty good how you can lore improv when stuff happens
@Rubicon373 Жыл бұрын
I did something like this completely by accident, I spawned inside dead center a xenophobic fallen empires territory, couldn't expand at all, and the FE was always flying doom fleets through my territory and sending me harsh letters, something about getting off their lawn, fortunately I had a mod that lets one research a means of editing the hyperlanes (adding/removing them), once I had that I removed all lanes to my home system, cheered up the FE massively, of course I wasn't going anywhere but to my surprise it was fun from a RP perspective, not going to lie it was one of the best games of stellaris I've had in ages.
@peterknutsen3070 Жыл бұрын
1:38 Yes, it’s not at all logical that only ships fitted with an FTL system can use Gateways, Wormholes, L-Gates, etc. I can see it making sense with Hyperlane Relays, though.
@bizmasterTheSlav Жыл бұрын
I wonder when Montu will do "no homeworld challenge"
@alekzanderor5489 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a basic space dwellers playthrough
@bizmasterTheSlav Жыл бұрын
@@alekzanderor5489 they have 3 homeworlds
@alekzanderor5489 Жыл бұрын
@@bizmasterTheSlav they have 3 habitats, their homeworld is dead
@bizmasterTheSlav Жыл бұрын
@@alekzanderor5489 Good point. I also forgot that if you lose all your planets/habitats/other settlements = you lose. So basically what I suggested is impossible. I wonder if Paradox would ever add the mechanics to actually play as nomads and never have any permanent settlements?
@Notlordstark Жыл бұрын
I’m a fan of this new comrade Montu
@TheJudgeo7 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious. Loving your videos!
@blogovitchxyz Жыл бұрын
This was hilarious thank you so much!!
@amy31337 Жыл бұрын
Finally the challenge we all wanted!
@ryanharrelson6935 Жыл бұрын
So Megacorps can't declare independence wars while they have branch offices open. That sucks. I hope they fix that.
@Lastofthesigilites Жыл бұрын
I'm thinking of doing a No intervention in research or "The Consumer God Challenge". No demanding what tech is searched, no controlling what a planet is colonized or built.
@Savaris96 Жыл бұрын
Little Question here, and actually question in general: HOW do Megacorps Branch Offices work? Do you phone in to the local governeur/crimeboss and ask him if some people are willing to use your name, Labels and whatnot to establish your branch office? If so, how the hell to Xenophobes do that while basically entrusting part of their assets to well, Xenos? Or do you send a few of your people like an embassy to set up shop, and they are just not enough to actually qualify as a pop and use local citizens as workforce? And if it is the latter, wouldnt your people still leave the planet, system and make use of FTL?
@sheepygrins Жыл бұрын
You're a different breed of stellaris player
@sagittariusa7662 Жыл бұрын
You have to make sure the system has just tomb planets and there are no resources to collect through space stations.
@RollingCalf3 күн бұрын
In the conclusion to Rendezvous with Rama, we learn that Rama was in fact made by God
@xar9499 Жыл бұрын
Man been a while since I laughed at anything tusk related. Good stuff!
@molybdaen11 Жыл бұрын
„Sir, that crazy mammals declared war of independence on us. Should we send our mighty fleet to restore order? 'Nah, it's not worth the energy, they never leave they Rock anyway.'
@timothypeterson4781 Жыл бұрын
Montu: It's absolutely terrifying. Me: Have you considered acting Montu?
@tomhanks1769 Жыл бұрын
I was made Custodian when i was still a scion of a fallen empire, you can't nominate yourself but if someone else does it's fine. Then you can nominate yourself to becoming an emperor and become the imperial core WHILE STILL BEING A VASSAL. Probably not intended, but it was fun.
@NekohaSnak7 ай бұрын
"Me long tusk" has to be the best name ever
@TowerSavant Жыл бұрын
Alien goes commando, tells whole galaxy about it.
@marcayalde9917Ай бұрын
The RP in this video is more relatable than ever before 🤫
@michaelthayer5351 Жыл бұрын
Might be useful to be a criminal syndicate so you don't have to worry about branch offices preventing war declarations.
@RDehuvyne Жыл бұрын
tried it myself and hated it instantly when I discovered there is no ability to queue multiple jumps, and no indicator on the interface when a ship is ready to jump. EDIT: nvm, misread the title as a no hyper drive challenge
@Niko_suave_25919 күн бұрын
if it was only no FTL but multiple systems were allowed, you could go fruitful partnership for random planets, or the hegemony start and just have your federation do the exploring
@Raycheetah Жыл бұрын
C.M. Kornbluth smiles at you from the great beyond. =^[.]^=
@ulruc Жыл бұрын
This is what happens when your Venician One city challenge civilization in Civ5 goes for the stars first :)
@DoThatBit Жыл бұрын
Take away an x from the 4x? So Stellaris is now an xxx game
@Zero_01084 Жыл бұрын
Ever consider reaching out to the Spiffing Brit? Your opener strongly reminded me of his meme patter.
@molybdaen11 Жыл бұрын
Ironically the spiffing brit started his channel with stellaris videos too.
@wodensol5000 Жыл бұрын
16:35 'Would you like to know more?'
@motecs1 Жыл бұрын
Has anyone run into a Bulwark Hull Degenerator? It’s a mountable item. The note says it decreases daily hull regen by 30% but it actually does massive damage to the ship hull bypassing shields and armor. A little 700 power station made my 12k power fleet retreat.
@tipoima Жыл бұрын
I lowkey hoped you could pull a galactic imperium despite everything, and win by default
@TheArklyte Жыл бұрын
Was actually expecting Hegemony origin to go with megacorp, but okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Elthenar Жыл бұрын
This would be a fairly easy challenge now, since you can take Fruitful Partnership and spread seeds on space whales.
@tbotalpha8133 Жыл бұрын
When I tried this, my overlord became a Crisis Aspirant. :(
RP videos are my favorite from you mr space lizard man
@dvmpsterfyre6259 Жыл бұрын
This is just Old Man’s war minus the CDF but still having the CDU
@Charles-wu3lh Жыл бұрын
Do it again! But as a devouring swarm.
@doc776 Жыл бұрын
i need a high budget scifi tv series of this one
@nikolaisafronov3452 Жыл бұрын
Only farmers !! And more Worpole! And more RP❤
@g4merguy27 Жыл бұрын
"secret call out" more like "SECRET TUNNELLLL"
@davidgipe997 Жыл бұрын
Zed will rise! It will be huge and only glitches in the universe shal challenge the mighty Zed!
@stormraven8484 Жыл бұрын
Nice video I was wondering with the new updates could you do a video on starbse setups as with the hole counter to cloaking I am interested to see how you set up your starbases
@Serub Жыл бұрын
Frick you *unsci-fies your sci-fi ship*
@garrettord33046 ай бұрын
Fun to watch - but I can't really call it a "successfully completed challenge" unless you set the goal up front. If the goal isn't set up front, I gotta assume it's the victory screen. I bet you could do it, too. Embrace the buggy war mechanics. Extort your overlo... vassal into claiming more worlds for you. Set up mercenary enclaves so that your power is available to your allies
@ThatSlowTypingGuy Жыл бұрын
As someone who spent the last week getting SOTS Complete Collection working, I would like to play Hivers in Stellaris some day.
@norianorin8317 Жыл бұрын
I did not know that the gateway requires the presence of a hyperdrive on the ship)) What about Quantum Catapult Megastructure? Do you need a hyperdrive to use it too? And if not, another challenge?
@Multichar Жыл бұрын
27:25 same bug happened to my vassal in a mp game. He was very upset.