Stephen Merchant On Watching P*rn on VHS - HELLO LADIES Best Of | Universal Comedy

Let's revisit this hilarious hit 2011 live show Hello Ladies. Stephen Merchant frustratingly and ever so hilariously discusses nightclubs, watching adult films on VHS, not sharing his money with Ricky Gervais and being on TV.
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[@marshmallowghost6569]

stephen merchant : has good comedy and is perfectly good on his own everyone else in existence : *heavily breathing* W H E A T L E Y

[@ink9426]

Yep can confirm

[@Crosssss]

me as i watch this

[@Weeble_RL]

romano-stan-#666 yup

[@springbreezegaming4017]

Literally I said this as the video started, someone should animate this so it's Wheatley

[@duobur]

@@springbreezegaming4017 You read my mind 😂

[@reecetejani9796]

1:30 “eyes bulging with imagined riches”

[@beback_]

Where's this from?

[@MrJoey583]

@@beback_ xfm

[@josephryan1701]

Xfm gold 😂😂

[@Utautchi]

0:18 “WHO THE HELL WAS BORN IN 1990?!” You can really hear the exaggerated grit in his voice as he yells that lol.

[@butnevertheless3790]

Stephen Mitchell's really outdone himself

[@daniellacey7129]

Brilliant call back mate

[@jswhiss]

Sorry Dave

[@EltonBeatles]

I'd put him in the distance.

[@Albtraum_TDDC]

lol i thought of David Mitchell

[@barringtonfisher87]

From the hit show the office filmed in Reading

[@TheRealGears]

I'm sorry I can't stop thinking about that blue robot eye from you-know-what on stage doing comedy

[@Jackcantguitar]

AsdeasSatsuma500 50 his name is wheatly

[@TheRealGears]

​@@Jackcantguitar Wheatley

[@jessicajayes8326]

Wheatley from Portal 2

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

It’s so much more entertaining that way too

[@sclint1427]

He's just there on a stool

[@EXLocrin]

Stephen Merchant is legendary. His standup's are hilarious, his voice as Wheatley was incredible, funny, hilariously entertaining and maddeningly funny, his appearances on The Big Bang Theory was just hilariously amazingly good. There's nothing faulting him, he's brilliantly funny, he's quick and witty, his material is golden and his charisma is charming and his voice is outstanding. I love this man.

[@foxymanaic5934]

Gosh this is the perfect comment! I couldn't have put it better myself. I agree with EVERYTHING you've written. This man is British Royalty.

[@godfreytomlinson2282]

"Call me or I'm going to cut myself!!".... And she didn't like that. - Awesome, did not see that one coming

[@MrNeilo911]

Godfrey Tomlinson The master at subversion of expectations

[@jonnysupreme]

You don't watch alot of comedy then do you?! 🙄

[@knowledgeiskey1319]

lol people born in 1990 now are old; 29/yr old. I think Stephen Merchant just exploded.

[@bnap3221]

I’m already 25, so..

[@sortasour2964]

funny how age works

[@Amero2323]

@@bnap3221 wow that really makes us think since we all know you

[@bnap3221]

Garp I will turn 26 in a couple of months. Time flies.

[@beback_]

20 year olds are now born in 2000. Imagine that.

[@ryanmitchell9730]

Eyes that pop out of their head......Steve

[@vividhkothari1]

Have you got a ruler?

[@jackohnander3219]

@@vividhkothari1 Drop your trousers.

[@michaelpbuttigieg]

There’s one thing women don’t like, and that’s a fella that’s tight with money

[@michaelpbuttigieg]

Again, Steve, if I was in a restaurant, and I was arranging to meet er

[@nig87101]

Big Eyes? Yeah, he's over there!

[@paultaylor7059]

Loved 'Hello Ladies' It didn't get the praise that it deserved

[@markbtelevision]

Agreed

[@chloroplast8611]

I AM NOT A MORON

[@jessicajayes8326]

Yes you are, you're the moron they built to make me an idiot!

[@utubchanel2178]

WELL HOW ABOUT NOW!? NOW WHO’S A MORON!? COULD A MORON PUNCH? YOU! IN! THIS! PIT?!?! HUH?! COULD A MORON DO THAT?!?!

[@jessicajayes8326]

@@utubchanel2178 Uh oh!

[@honeycomb1149]

Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO *clap clap clap*

[@Ernest-ASV]

Oh, God. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.

[@BOREDGAMERGAMING]

Good to know Wheatley got a career after being sent to space.

[@Uuan1000]

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

[@cymikgaming1266]

yes

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

The popcorn thing is mad when you think about it. Apparently early movie theatre owners thought so as well, and used to make people check in their popcorn at the front desk after it became popular for street vendors to set up outside cinemas. It only became really popular in cinemas themselves during the Great Depression because of how cheap it was.

[@PebsBeans]

dude I can't hear anything other than Wheatley

[@xd_caden]

StrongAdel exactly

[@Fusshy]

The Good Place 3x09 (You'll thank me later)

[@artsyartist9841]

SAME

[@Taperack123]

Aw love the dig at Ricky that isn't really a dig!

[@Roseland8]

The real genius that doesn't get the credit he deserves

[@Shsjier]

I think he's getting it now. He's been in loads of A list movies in the last few years

[@olliesquire4309]

@@Shsjier thought he was excellent in logan despite it not being his usual style

[@Willbedard]

nah, he's a moron they built to make glados an idiot jk

[@starstruckproductions5474]

Stephen ranting about how it’s crazy 21 year olds born in 1990 exist. Meanwhile, me, a 2001 baby who’s 20: 👁👄👁

[@FrancoisDressler]

Wish he would do more stand-up

[@sabrina.h2737]

"Meet back at you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@lvc0517]

Sabrina Hards Sorry to bother you but I don’t get it. Please could you explain?

[@sabrina.h2737]

Scara X He's 6foot 7inches tall. He literally towers over everyone else so the woman wanted to know if he'd be in the square because he is easily seen in a crowd. The woman and her friends were going to go see different attractions in the area to each other and meet up again later. They could have agreed to meet up by a sign post or outside a specific store but instead they had arranged to meet up with each other near Stephen because he is easy to spot due to his height like a landmark.

[@lewisb9226]

@@lvc0517 They meant it in the same way they could have said "let's meet back at Nelson's column"

[@tallalexander]

This happened to me once, when I was at a gig. I was stood in the middle of 20,000 people and these women had gone to the bar and then arrange ‘to meet by the tall man’......😕 I’m 6ft 8 by the way ☹️

[@lvc0517]

Sabrina Hards Ohhh I get it thankyou!!!

[@petuniaclaragarryzera]

Wheatley watching p*rn on VHS Pffft-

[@springbreezegaming4017]

XD

[@jewwyjones9760]

So accurate! The first video porn for me involved a midget back then, little person now. His name was "Sir," it was creepy but gotta work with what you have. Always made me wonder what kind of stuff by buddies parents were into bc that's whose stash it came from!

[@funda313]

..meet back at you ..😂😂. Brilliant.

[@fenhen]

People a few years older than me always describe finding porn magazines in the woods... which seems an insane premise to me.

[@TheRustydred]

Yeah wanking in the woods was never comfortable.

[@zorelwood243]

This is forever fucking where we find that shit

[@wetkneehouston6293]

I'm 27 and used to find porn mags in many places as a kid

[@jewwyjones9760]

When you're young and that thing keeps popping up at random you gotta beat it down wherever you can find some privacy, plus cleanup is a breeze lol

[@camptube7621]

It happened. We had a local vicarage and you could regularly find a mag in the bushes.

[@deftcoleman0552]

I didn’t know Wheatley can do Stand-Up Comedy

[@cymikgaming1266]

neither did i

[@Cloud79678]

Everybody: *W H E A T L Y!*

[@heyitsdelonartin5041]

This proves that human! Wheatley has glasses

[@YouFeudTV]

If I was to do some music.. I think Steve would look good on an album cover... I would put him in the distance

[@markbtelevision]

Better than the chemical brothers

[@rangerwhite7091]

Brilliant. So glad he's settled down with someone now.

[@dolphinsnape]

He is? I though they broke up

[@nancydavies6446]

Love this

[@xXRagebunnYXx]

GlaDOS has the only dislike on this video! Stephen will always be Wheatley in my eyes!

[@brennancattermole3898]

Was gonna do a portal comment...beat me to it

[@04killer07]

Same

[@99dazemusic]

In your eye*

[@cymikgaming1266]

we all see him as wheatly

[@cymikgaming1266]

i can never unsee wheatly

[@ajones8699]

Always loved Mackenzie crook, who knew he did stand up

[@MegaJ217]

A jones its Stephen Merchant you stupid idiot

[@toastysock]

@@MegaJ217 r/woosh

[@MegaJ217]

Candyfishes 🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣

[@ajones8699]

Lol....

[@jamesmartell3095]

You're an idiot. Play a record

[@pillarsofdoom4891]

Excellent,

[@crackedupjedi1210]

Why can I imagine the funny metal sphere saying all this

[@johngreen8344]

Wow. I now want a toaster.

[@Ernest-ASV]

Everybody, close your eyes. Now, who is talking?

[@wigldaddy9786]

wheat man.

[@fellowshitposter1856]

Stephen Merchant

[@calmdown5559]

@@fellowshitposter1856 Wrong answer.

[@CaterpolarisII]

Ya wheat boy

[@user-gb7ji6xy5d]

A certain spherical blue-eyed AI.

[@terrymelody9340]

Well I think he’s proved to everyone that he is not in fact a Moron

[@Willbedard]

After reading that, I heard glados in my head saying : yes you are, you're a moron they built to make me an idiot

[@dolphinsnape]

@@Willbedard ... I could debate that at length... but I don't think you'll want to read it, so I'll just say... nope, I don't believe you GLaDOS, he is not a moron

[@danielboultt183]

"Its the eyes"

[@darthmong7196]

He's done you again!!!

[@1bh2nd3md]

His glasses touches his bulbous eyeballs

[@2melo194]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@srini1635]

Steve, if you get the DVD tonight, you'll know i am not slagging you off....... It could be your brother... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 play a record

[@astroboirap]

eyes that pop out of their head

[@sibadityapal1493]

'av you got a ruler, Rick?

[@darthmong7196]

'ow big's 1.6 centimetres?

[@astroboirap]

@@darthmong7196 he's done you.. he's done you agaaaain

[@magmafang7187]

Girl on toaster

[@rustyshackleford9877]

Eyes that pop out of their heads.... Steve

[@miketeabag6501]

Gr8 shag 😁👍

[@findlestick]

“There’s this thing in it”.

[@carlmarston1687]

This feels like he tied up the real comedian backstage and went on in his place but because he did well security let him carry on

[@rahuldahoob4513]

Lol

[@gamertime4949]

BLUE ball

[@dustyboi8975]

I thought Steve had a good crack at stand up. He should have kept doing it

[@dolphinsnape]

As I know... he will :)

[@paperdoll536]

YOOOOO

[@fauxstrider4018]

Hi there Wheatley.

[@jackdickinson6196]

*eyes bulging with imagined riches*

[@sophiebophiex]

people were born in 2005. let that sink in

[@CaterpolarisII]

No they weren't We are a myth, there's no 2005

[@jondunmore4268]

People were born yesterday. Let that sink in.

[@QuestionYourWorld]

I was born in 1990 and I watched it on VHS.

[@JakeWilliams283]

Same

[@georgeovia]

Eyes bulging out of their head… Steve

[@orpheus9098]

I learned sex from watching farm animals doing it out in the fields and just assumed thats what it was like

[@jamesconnolly1201]

Where can I see the whole thing ?

[@thomascresswell5365]

THATS 65% PERCENT MORE BULLET PER BULLET

[@EggboySBB]

How do we get so many bullets in them?

[@themeatspot5020]

That's a stigma I've had since the age of FAIVE!

[@pinkvanillakitten]

Oh mercy, I'm a freakin 20 year old and 2:44 made me so hot and heavy for this man. Like, where can I find a man who's got a personality like this?? Who is into this still? I swear what the heck, I was born in the wrong era and I'm confronted with that struggle every day.

[@RIXRADvidz]

Now Watching : in 2022 July 3rd a nice sunny summer morning. Sundae if you must

[@dale2442]

Like a bit of weird art.

[@blubasnurk4241]

i was watching the simpsons and heard wheatley's voice and like, bruh

[@Guest_5736]

Wheatley with space core be like:

[@bobfrank5249]

OMG GUYS WHEATLEY

[@isisO30]

📼

[@ducky6902]

Are little core turned into a human

[@ethanrocket430]

0:18 who in 1990

[@EarthySmerky]

Wheatley Really Took a weird turn

[@carkicks]

1:59

[@HardcoreIrishhistory]

Garfunkel.

[@Sheza58]

Wheatley was his least successfull venture. The fanboys won't know who 'you know who' is.

[@heyitsdelonartin5041]

Wh

[@TheStrangerSpeaks10]

Who is “you know who?”

[@Sheza58]

@@TheStrangerSpeaks10 Ricky Gervais

[@Cartzeoon]

*WARNING WARNING* *CENTRAL AI IS DOING STAND UP COMEDY*

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

Just stay sat down.

[@jess5427]

Hahah

[@nirmalsuki]

Meet back at you is a derivation of an old Douglas Adams joke...

[@rhahnabunaid]

It actually really happened to him as he mentions on an old XFM show, though not in London on Trafalgar Square but somewhere in Bristol back when he was much younger.

[@adibighneshmishra4080]

so this was shot in 2011

[@DebmallyaBhattacharya]

I came here to make Wheatley comment. And obviously 'twas already there. Faith in humanity restored.

[@loveanimals1819]

Anyone seen his new show with Christopher Walken in it. It's brilliant for young kids.

[@dolphinsnape]

oh, totally is is like "this is how you do a lot of money selling drugs, kids" fun for the whole family XD

[@JohnnyMagorish]

I’ve just noticed he sometimes sounds like Dave Allen

[@SteyrR]

21 year olds are now born in the 21st century

[@jamesl8640]

Even worse now 2000 is when most 21 year olds were born

[@pinebarks]

he is not a moron

[@deftcoleman0552]

He's not just a regular moron. He's just the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.

[@goresphonebook7237]

*WHEATLEY*

[@Dzeroed]

Is he wearing a Blue Peter badge???

[@222browneyes]

Yeah it's part of the show - I recommend watching the full thing, "Hello Ladies" - hilarious.

[@Halfendymion]

But if you close your eyes...

[@Maxbev14]

Lanky Co-worker

[@Dilkingt0nne]

Do I need to say anymore?

[@artsyartist9841]

Guys he is not a moron

[@jamesl8640]

Was he talking about Ricky Gervais or the Rock with his "you know who" comment Obviously he was doing the Ricky Gervais show then and this was only a year after the tooth fairy came out

[@chilldude30]

The rock? Lol, he was definitely talking about Ricky Gervais.

[@Dangimal]

...Steve

[@ginge641]

Who's the "you know who"?

[@russano22]

RIcky Gervais

[@ginge641]

@@russano22 Why would he not want money to go to him?

[@russano22]

@@ginge641 They co-wrote a lot of successful programmes e.g. The Office, Extras. It's just a friendly joke about how he doesn't want Ricky sharing any of his current success. No animosity behind it. Maybe a playful pop at the fact that Ricky has become incredibly famous, largely as a a result of their shared work.

[@clymbr]

Gary well explained

[@ginge641]

@@russano22 Cheers mate.

[@TheStrangerSpeaks10]

Who is the, “you know who,” he has to share his money with?

[@owenthomas-mason2783]

Ricky gervais

[@mustardegg2]

He is currently dating a local butcher named Todd Holemaster.

[@pokocrow]

wheatley

[@ion9271]

Wheatley

[@ion9271]

Sounds like wheatly

[@Utautchi]

Stephen Merchant is the voice actor for Wheatley.

[@averytrashmouth]

Who's Wheatly? This guy sounds like the Ap-Sap from tf2.

[@ion9271]

Voice actor for wheatly in portal 2

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

Man Wheatley is a lot sassier than I remember

[@jessicajayes8326]

What cinema has Steve been going to that would make him hate popcorn? Don't people chew with their mouths closed? Do the speakers not work in England? Sometimes I can hear stuff from other theaters in those things! Besides, we'd be making sarcastic remarks to the previews.

[@MichaelShawcross]

Stephen and Greta Thunberg are like siblings.

[@kalanaherath3076]

LOL being born in the 1990s makes you ancient actually! I was born in 2000 and (being 19) I already go to Night Clubs quite often

[@Jordan-ln9rp]

Weird flex, but okay.

[@amazed66]

Being born in 1999 means you were born in the 90s though so I wouldn't have thought that made you ancient. Although that said, this was recorded 8 years ago and I personally wouldn't even think being born in 1990 made you ancient either.

[@crazybang123]

since when 29 is ancient? lol

[@jacoposilverhand5174]

wheatley voice ;)

[@blackrose_221]

Who is you know who?

[@owenthomas-mason2783]

Ricky Gervais