Stephen Reaches Out To President Obama Via Microwave

[@captainobvious1415]

That microwave Tv camera was fucking priceless. The camera man was just standing there like it wasn't a microwave. Like dude.....what.

[@fabianbandoo4098]

I thought so too, dwl

[@1Kaisermerlin]

That is a Joke Monthy Python worthy.

[@menty6633]

Colbert has been on fire recently. They are putting out the best stuff on late night IMO

[@userisnamed2190]

Captain Obvious it was even better when they actually used it as a camera😂

[@jillvarela3768]

i wanna have one of those, where can I buy it??? 😂

[@CollinMcLean]

To this day I talk to my microwave hoping Obama will hear me... "Please come back"...

[@Anonymo613]

I don't....

[@Shadowcub69]

@@Anonymo613 People with common sense do, I guess that does let you out.

[@chey6073]

The most unrealistic part of this was when he bit into the hot pocket right after it was done

[@KhanMann66]

Countless burnt tongues.

[@Judasziege]

I think that means: Illumina... Half Life 3 confirmed.

[@vict0ree]

Cheyenne H yeah, and the part where the next day NSA/CIA confirmed what wikileaks put out about spying via cell phones and smart TVs to be true and even stated it's fallout to intelligence and how to manage it. So that, and the hot pocket thing too...yeah that was unrealistic too

[@vict0ree]

Arne Hurnik Hey actually hes only been through one and a couple of months of another. The Clinton = Bush= Obama administration...and now Trump's. The dirty secret that every neo-lib ​knows or still isn't awakened to (and how that is even possible after seeing gwbush and Michelle Obama's awkward blantant PROPAGANDA media/photo stint a couple of weeks ago) is that the past 4 admins, solidly, are the same. Its roots are laid loosely starting the first half of the century , then after WWII the grip tightens, Kennedy, media, etc. But regardless of pre-Bush Sr, one would have to be quite gullible or in extreme denial, to dismiss the 900lb gorilla in the room who continues to snowball in size, that is the globalist agenda administrations of Bush sr thru Obama. But go ahead, try and argue after the recent past concerning the media that this isn't true. I like to see people intellectually fall on their face until they're violently frustrated, declaring they are the moral authority and that there is no debate.

[@Judasziege]

You got it.

[@manbearpig7359]

Holy fuck, it's really spiralling out of control over there. What the fuck happened to the US

[@RKNGL]

Cuts to education like 40 years ago.

[@alexcuellar484]

+Corrupted Archangel seriously imagine about 80% of US voters had post HS education and that out civics/government courses were great. do you for 1 second think idiots like trump, gomert, King and chaffetz would get elected lol

[@ZolaClyde]

Man Bearpig We have no idea! It's more than just a winter storm that's "crazy balls" over here. HELP!!!

[@richardshiflett5181]

Man Bearpig white supramacists and racist millionaires won.

[@magiv4205]

I'm just watching the tragedy unfold in what can best be described as hysterical horror...

[@eddieadams6050]

"Holy Toledo, I should've identified my next of kin because Fiddlesticks, I'm dead."

[@Mmm-vs3rt]

Joe Zam folksy!

[@peanutsarecheap1997]

Joe Zam LoL I die on that part too funny

[@1pwNz0mb13Z]

I used to think Paul Ryan was one of the more rational Republicans... guess not

[@EthanRobbins]

1pwNz0mb13Z same af

[@thoughtlesskills]

ROFL, "rational Republican"! Too much.

[@michaelsanchez5954]

1pwNz0mb13Z everybody works for somebody, politics is not the exception it's the rule.

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

Lmao at the idea of a rational Republican

[@1pwNz0mb13Z]

Politicians should work for the people :) ... unfortunately the people tend to not fire their employees when they do wrong :/

[@igotalife787]

"Where is the evidence that Obama tapped Trump tower?" Kellyanne Conway "all I'm saying is that there are known knowns... and known unknowns... but there are also unknown unknowns... the absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence"

[@abdalln8554]

Kevin Prasad Call me a liar one more time! I dare you! I double dare you !

[@gokukenpachi1933]

Kevin Prasad What movie was that again? I can't remember.

[@kalvinteo2600]

pulp fiction

[@jayzenitram9621]

If you are referring to the "known knowns" part, sadly that wasn't from a movie. Rumsfeld actually uttered those words to justify the Iraq war.

[@Mila-Nova]

Kevin Prasad lol I lost iq points just reading that 😂

[@joesmo2383]

I cant believe they have Kellyanne Conman on TV still. She gets turned into a meme every time she appears or speaks.

[@EchoL0C0]

Joe Smo Maybe that's why she still has a job, but she doesn't know she only is hired for the memes. Pity for her the memes aren't exactly the best for her image. They are entertaining though.

[@mcdoogle274]

She also looks like a heavy drunk to me.

[@IambiguousSegment]

Joe Smo you mean Skeletoryanne CONway

[@vicmartone]

Jason Milton she does lie.she hardly deceives.

[@josearturogarza5114]

Joe Smo ,Keep hearing Dire Straits..Money for Nothing..We gotta install microwave ovens,custom kitchen deliveries..THANKS KELLY!that and Inspector Gadget theme.

[@cthat8247]

Stephen...thank you for making America laugh again....we love you

[@Abby-fu2wy]

c that. Make america laugh again Stephen Colbert 2020

[@MrHeems]

That was clearly a fake hot pocket, as it was not filled with molten lava.

[@allthatishere]

lmao right?!

[@peacefreedom4930]

You never miss the water until your well runs dry.

[@fidorover]

“And I’m proud to announce that my first big act after leaving the White House will be screening my film at Cannes in May. Ya see, I made the entire movie from footage I obtained by personally rigging Trump’s microwave to be a camera. The title of the flick is _Micro Hands and the Microwave: The Sad Saga of Donald Trump Heating Up Snacks at __3:00__ am_” - President Barack Obama

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

👏👏👏

[@notmyrealnamr7190]

fidorover im reeeeal high rn

[@somaniradhika]

fidorover Best Comment Ever😂😂😂

[@TheVeljam]

fidorover, I mean Mr President, you got the Palme d'Or in the bag - your microwave bag of course.

[@Dorian_sapiens]

Thanks, Double-O-Bama.

[@ForsythJC]

"President Obama, I miss you. Can I come in there with you?" Priceless!

[@kendall3219]

stephen colbert is the shining light in this dark time

[@freelightiger]

Kendall 🍕🌭🍕🌭

[@alexandriaconstandinoglu147]

Well I'm happy I had chemo while Obama was president

[@maverickaxl3305]

"Go go gadget alternative facts". Had me laughing hard

[@bobdown6981]

24 Million is the Entire population of Australia.........who by the way has 100% healthcare for it's citizens .....

[@supastar25]

This Trump administration is even more unhinged than I expected...what did people expect with the head honcho of Breitbart as an adviser to the president.

[@Herman47]

Yeah, I myself thought that after the election the stupidity would decrease a bit. On the contrary, it has increased.

[@Nirotix]

supastar Just let Trumpkin keep rubbing his nose in dog poo than telling us about it through tweets. What a dumbass he is. Not a PotUS, just a fucking clown. - From Canada

[@StrangeKvol]

ozsem exactly what have they done so far?

[@KronicKillin]

10 billion in debt payed off and added 350,000 jobs. You know what Obama refused to do. Don't want those poor people getting jobs they wont vote democrat any more.

[@laziflores8009]

obama created over 11 million jobs. Dont want those facts messing with your trumptopia.

[@voidchaser3185]

YOU CAN'T EAT A HOTPOCKET STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE, WHAT IS THIS?????

[@John-mu2js]

Maybe it was on a lower heat setting, lol?

[@TheRabidMoths]

Zantheus HotpocketGate. Picklegate 2.0.

[@xaionik]

It was probably precooked. You can't put a live camera in the Microwave and expect it to survive the cooking process.

[@Judasziege]

Illuminati confirmed.

[@Serai3]

You can if you know how to use a microwave sanely. Most people don't. They blast their food at the highest setting and then whine when it's white hot. Turn it down to HALF and check it when you'd normally take it out. That way you can finish heating it up to a comfortable temperature without burning your fool tongue off.

[@rubikfan1]

many of these kinds of shows make me glad i live in the netherlands. where 90% of the poloticions are normal acting people. and are not yet corrupt and slaves of the big multinationals.

[@rubikfan1]

lumina mentari. thats the 10% i was talking about. He is dropping in the poles quickly. He was at 39(out of 150) but now back at 22. and pretty Much all other party's have said they wont work with him. and You need 76 minimum to rule. so cooperation is a mast in the netherlands.

[@rubikfan1]

lumina mentari oh and btw. we have elections tomorrow

[@huuu6854]

good luck and hope wilders gets as few votes as possible

[@Nimesay1]

rubikfan1 YET...

[@Gunny1795]

oh look at me i live in the Netherlands where it's nice and we have healthcare and everyone is really happy and not corrupt yeah well.... Can i come live there please? it's getting scary here.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Trump Jr. has had zero contact with his father? Ivanka must really envy him.

[@Jayton]

"24 million will lose coverage" I can hear Ryan's erections

[@WykydMystic]

plural? dear god....

[@ryanwalsh5019]

Stolen joke

[@lindzay5359]

Ryan Walsh - Yeah I heard it too who said that??

[@WykydMystic]

Lin Dzay Bill Maher. Boom

[@kristof1291994]

John Oliver

Microwaves turned into cameras...?!.... America, how low have you come?

[@berzerkerdav]

Ill raise you the ante by a "...and they will vote him into office for a second term." =D

[@emyf9197]

Maicon Berté I dont know which is lowest.. the microwave claim or taxing the sun for giving skin cancer

[@jjeshop]

Maicon Berté hey pal, we aren't all crazy... most of us didn't vote for Trump. the majority did not.

I'm aware of your situation and I did not mean to blame anyone. It is just the standard bar lowering and lowering at ludicrous speed. I know I thing or two about bizarre political situation, I'm from Brazil after all.

[@jjeshop]

Maicon Berté yes, our bar is set very, very low. America is weeping.

[@tikity-boo6225]

I've watched this 3x ... one of his best monologues ... The Ryan bit and the microwave bit was pure gold.

[@CezaMVO]

Hotpockets new slogan- Obama is watching you!

[@WillOneZeroZeroTwoFour]

7:58 "By the way,...President Obama...I miss you!" -Instant classic.

[@selemmedhane7959]

He's hilarious. A lot of us miss President Obama :)

[@ConnieBTV]

The excuses for incompetence are getting embarrassing at this point. I MISS Obama too! 😢

[@kuroholic]

i love the way stephen add little descriptions to people

[@vvtstokes]

kuroholic I luv that too. Ever time he mentions someone I ...wait for it..*laughing*

[@supastar25]

"the one who looks like he's wet all the time..." lol

[@vvtstokes]

supastar "And stepmom who IS trying to replace ur mother"....wow😂

[@comedehlover]

Youre a fool

[@juicybrucey_5352]

7:39 You are all welcome.

[@juicybrucey_5352]

Also who the hell eats a hot pocket when it comes strait out of the microwave.

[@covetouscorvus]

Yummy Pancakez A true American warrior. His mouth must have been burning!

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

straight

[@indernesgud6457]

Man! Stephen is roasting the shit out of trump

[@yolly2292]

Comedy doused in truth. Love it.

[@munnirokz1]

Rich people saying they feel poverty and discrimination😑.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

The Republican Health Care Bill: It's popular with everyone except the sick. So it's popular with everyone who does not actually need it.

[@kennethhwang3425]

They should just preamble that bill with "If you're not rich, please die".

[@To_Live_Is_To_Suffer]

mike glaser Too bad neither of those are facts.. Both of those are completely false actually...

[@skyeplus]

Good news "Don't Care" act is likely not going to get through. Angry mobs at town halls done their job.

[@ShawnLH88]

lazyperfectionist1 it's not.popular with anyone

[@Deborah-ur2we]

don't worry guys, im sure president bath salts has a super secret plan to fix this mess via microwave radiation or some shit!

[@WALTERRIFIC]

6:19 Thumbs up for camera three.

[@REBELLOGIC]

LOLL this guy has become a legend since trump happened hahaha

[@AmericanJusticeWarriors]

He was a legend way before Trump.

[@REBELLOGIC]

Revenge lol I guess but I never subbed to him until recently seeing what a boss he is haha

[@erikm5121]

Ema Star um

[@lv99kelolon77]

the Colbert Report was better

[@tinkerwest]

@Ema

[@SaetiStrakur]

24 million is 80 times the population of Iceland to put that into perspective.

[@bridared]

You cannot touch a just heated Hot Pocket!

[@bridared]

Fake news!

[@stiimuli]

and biting into a just-heated ham and cheese one will send you to the emergency room. seriously its like napalm

[@livegurprit]

an orangutan is the president and see heated pocket

[@paulmogendi3168]

You cannot bite a just heated hot pocket.

[@OddMediaProductions]

Perhaps Kellyanne Conway got her microwave ideas from the KZbin video "Teledeportation"

[@henrygritton3693]

Jon Batiste is so killing with that Stella By Starlight at 0:23 I hear you man

[@dopkasa.1171]

Colbert is the master of seamless, totally related segues. Loved this entire segment.

[@gregcoles9175]

These monologues keep getting better and better and better!

[@crunch1757]

ha ha america is my favourite reality show

[@jasveen]

"If he's not joking,of course. " lmao.

[@shailamathew3983]

This man is the new King Of Late Night hands down!

[@veeherreraJanecka]

Pres O, we miss you!! Loved the microwave skit.

[@66Roses]

FYI, literally every president keeps the title when they leave office. Bush is referred to as former President, but calling him President Bush is still appropriate.

[@aliciabuck3822]

Best quote: "It would be nice to know if Obama was spying on everyone through the popcorn setting on our microwaves." Next best quote: "By the way, President Obama. . . I miss you."

[@lambikins]

"Show them Camera 3 over there." Hand's down, one of the BEST sight gags that I've seen in my entire life!!!! I quite literally laughed until tears were streaming down my cheeks!

[@curiousela1]

"President Obama, I miss you", describes right now the feelings of most Americans.

[@think03allyear58]

when it comes to satire, Mr Colbert you do have my full respect and love the job you do

[@philphilips9012]

Stephen...I have to have my nightly dose of your show before I go to bed. You are killing it man!! The microwave camera was priceless!!!! Lol

[@hatem19sennin]

Stephen and this show deserves a better band imo also Trump + rayn paul + sean spicer + Kellyanne Conway = 4 years of talk shows entertainment lol

[@vvtstokes]

NightphenixX Stephen made a perfect choice in asking Jon and the band to join the late show, absolutely perfect...!

[@hatem19sennin]

I think Jon is a great sidekick and i like his reactions, i just don't like their music

[@vvtstokes]

NightphenixX I totally get what you are saying. . His band is a New Orleans Jazz type, which a lot of people can't get into. I'm not a big jazz person myself , but sometimes he mixes things up which can be nice, I think:)

[@ehoffart529]

NightphenixX They need to git gud.

[@72marshflower15]

NightphenixX have you ever see the band play? gtfo...

[@yazhini5652]

The microwave part killed me

[@MrTayloreh]

Stephen's on FIRE!

[@garrettcarter2959]

"Microwaves that turn into cameras" TRANSFORMERS! More than Meets the Eye.

[@eugeneq7692]

_"What did you do, film this with a potato?_ no, a microwave with a potato in it actually.

[@Kay_7777]

I miss him too. ♥️♥️♥️

[@asfiatahseen4523]

Gosh, Stephen is on fire today ;)

[@martiemc8398]

Stevens Channel has gone up approximately 600000 subscribers. only goes to show we need you Steven!!!

[@joseph-ri7em]

*No we don't*

[@thoughtlesskills]

90 percent bots, lol.

[@classycactus8449]

It actually goes to show that he trashes trump solely for support. I bet he loves trump because since he started trashing him he isn't completely irrelevant anymore

[@thoughtlesskills]

+ClassyCactus I would too. If you don't mind Trump making money through bankruptcy and failure to pay contractors then why would you care if Stephen makes money making fun of someone?

[@CharleyOlivesss]

Marta Martinez yes he's been gold since Trump arrived

[@delmajaquez6527]

I'm so scared to even heat up my hot pocket now 😂 they are listening 👂

[@mattlafferty13]

The real hero is Colbert, eating a hot pocket right out of the microwave? Man must have an iron mouth.

[@rodcab2973]

How does this not have more views?

[@rodcab2973]

Freely Liberal at least you're here

[@lininacrowne1941]

Berzerker Boss just uploaded!

[@jjeshop]

Berzerker Boss it does now

[@hawkeye9382]

Berzerker Boss He is a sick bastard.

[@nocommnunists]

Berzerker Boss, we already watched TV last night. It was so funny.

[@susannam3733]

I love how much Stephen Colbert munches on snacks on his show:)

[@shawndiaz7528]

Can a president be sued for libel? lol

[@shawndiaz7528]

Kelly didn't even pick a fictitious character with surveillance or tech expertise.

[@willfreese]

Stephen's monolog needs more thumbs for me to click up.

[@fritzkeller2498]

Bill Freese you are a sad little man.

[@lizzyf9543]

Bill Freese agreed, he always puts a lot into his monologues and you can tell !

[@howardjohnson8980]

If you think EVERYONE who hates the CIA is somehow a Trump supporter you are blindly partisan to the point of appearing mentally challenged. Trump has literally nothing to do with the shit the CIA has done for decades. The CIA is above the president and they probably pushed the wire tap claim with help from Trump so that the media and US citizens would forget about the CIA vault 7 documents. That are much more treasonous than Trump or any president for that matter. Go ahead and accuse me of being a Trumper or a conservative, except I'm a fucking socialist. The CIA has overthrown democratically elected governments throughout the world whenever they threaten the profits of American (and sometimes British!) corporations. This is why the Russian propaganda is being pushed!! It's not about Trump, it's not about people wanting him impeached, it's a ploy and a PSYOP for the ignorant to get mad ONLY at Trump, his advisors and Russia. Whilst failing to realize that it is merely a proxy war based off on LNG pipeline interests. Russia, Iran and Syria STAND IN THE WAY. The media including the dems failed to talk about troops in Syria, why? Because they want you to be a dumbed down, malleable citizen. They push a narrative until you believe the lie. Both Republicans and Democrats are at FAULT! The 1953 Iranian coup saw the reinstatement of the brutal Shah after their democratically elected government threatened to nationalize British operated oil fields. The 1954 Guatemalan coup was spurred by their government's attempts at land reform, which would have threatened the profits of the United Fruit Company. The 1973 Chilean coup was a result of democratically elected Socialist President Allende seeking to nationalize IT&T (yes, the same company which founded ITT Technical Institute) because they controlled the majority of the national economy. Et freaking cetera All of this is fact, not conspiracy theory, which is what makes it even more appalling that you seek to defend the agency simply because you perceive them as "good guys" standing up against Trump. Spoiler alert, there are no good guys, just factions of elites squabbling over who gets to rule and how tightly they will ultimately squeeze the working class. HAHA, the majority can't see this and it's maddening!

[@covetouscorvus]

Howard Johnson Wrong comment chain?

[@tinkerwest]

@cjholder99 I would've used the word uninteresting in lieu of "vapid"...made me look it up!...lol...

[@angeladiangelo7866]

OMG! Hilarious!!!!!!!!

[@TheGopal11]

Stephen is the best Colbert I have ever seen..

[@theMosen]

That face a 3:36. I'm almost expecting him to say: "Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive..."

[@celine192837456]

I love watching this everyday even though im not close to american

[@reneiloe_m]

i was dead with laughter when he showed us camera 3 😂😂

[@imofage3947]

"It's true, it's true. Microwaves that turn into cameras. How do you think we filmed this show? Jim, show 'em camera 3 over here." XD

[@justsaying605]

I miss Obama so bad... Can't we make some rule that lets him come back and kick Trumps ass, and be president again till we find someone as good or better than him?

[@Katalyzt]

Perfectly said/done Stephen ᵔᴥᵔ ★★★★★ Katalyzt

[@GadgetAndKite]

The question we should be asking ourselves, what has Alton Brown known all these years that we don't?

[@martiemc8398]

President Obama we miss you😘😅😥😥😥

[@allthatishere]

"To believe Trump's claims you'd need a shaky grasp of reality and zero regards for the truth... Sean Spicer tonight." Stephen has the *best fucking segues* ever!

[@rosecomedygold]

Will no one point out the great microwave pun Colbert made? "Things *heated up* on Twitter..."

[@natashamilora8969]

He's got a golden toilet to match his golden showers.

[@ConnieBTV]

I love Stephen so damn much!!! 😊😊😊

[@robertsteptoe]

lost mine with the obamacare

[@mmmmoooonnnniiiixxxx]

"Go go alternative facts!!!!"

[@sandramarylu3063]

Love this show. love Steve.

[@thepalacemaid]

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[@r0zzat]

The Republican Insurance Plan or R.I.P for short

[@badbiker666]

18" of snow called "Winter Storm Crazy Balls?" Should have called it "Winter Storm Johnny Wad."

[@EWAMILENAP]

Jon Baptista is too handsome for this job and he doesn't get enough coverage!!!

[@vvtstokes]

Kay 100 Jon is perfect for this job....!!!!

[@OrionoftheStar]

7:51 Who the fuck eats a Hot Pocket right after it comes out of the microwave?

[@FAT8893]

+OrionoftheStar I do. :3

[@OrionoftheStar]

How has your mouth not been reduced to a mass of burn scar tissue?

[@FAT8893]

OrionoftheStar Probably because I'm used to eat foods while it still piping hot.

[@slimpickens7637]

"We need a bigger microwave" Oh so you need a macrowave

[@lauragadille3384]

This country is going to hell in and a hand basket so fast I can't keep track of it.

[@ericsilva4472]

6:50 Conway wishes she could go go gadget copter her ass outta there

[@sharksfan2041]

Colbert nailed Cats in the Cradle. Goddamn, he's so good

[@nobbly45]

Amount of triggered trump supporters in the comment section is hilarious

[@RealSigmaQueen]

September 2020 - I now understand. Trump wasn’t lying about the severity of COVID. He was “joking”. 200,000 dead Americans are laughing from their graves.

[@wylona2494]

I work in a Christian hospital full of Trump voters and even our CEO used the phrase "evil government" while briefing us on the possible healthcare changes. This bill really is DOA. Paul Ryan needs to give it up.

[@shaun416]

Trump is a joke.

[@aefwaefwe5737]

I would never inspect her gadget.

[@rickurbanski3315]

I love you Steven. keep it up!

[@bluevortexpng1211]

I don't even care anymore. This video is funny as hell.

[@jonanice]

omg, I need 'fiddlesticks I'm dead' on my gravestone 😂

[@peanutsarecheap1997]

OBAMA 😑😢😢😢😢😢😢😑😑😢😑😢😑😢😑😢😑😢❤