Donald Trump Wows At First Solo Stress Conference

A nuclear holocaust, an attack on Mosul and anti-semitism... and those were just the President's opening remarks.
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[@davidbecquer3624]

God almighty those reporters deserve a Congressional Medal of Honor just for having to sit through 77 minutes of this shit. I would've fucking thrown my shoe at his face just like that guy did with Bush.

[@kennethhwang3425]

Right? He dodged every questions and lied blatantly, with no fact check whatsoever.

[@thedon7180]

honestly it cant be that much torture. if it wasn't so sad it would and kinda is really entertaining. eventually one reporter is gonna make it their business to trigger him at every press conference they can. apparently that's when the real truth comes out. his poker face is the worst.

[@dragon53777]

Perhaps a brick lol

[@davidbecquer3624]

don T yeah but these are career reporters, and they have to sit there and listen to this douchebag basically calling them liars and incompetent

[@thedon7180]

Yeah I know. People who been doing this their whole lives Drumpf (who in that same conference just realized he's a politican now) is ridiculing reporters trying to make sense of this mess. Even Fox is starting to see the light. He's making our country unsafe

[@luisd.torrecillas349]

"You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess" wow

[@wretched3gg]

Luis Diego Cano Torrecillas he wishes Obamacare was still available for that burn

[@magiv4205]

+marco luis (wretched3gg) omg IT GOT BETTER

[@That_One_Fae]

ernie green terrorists are unfathomably bad yes. But the thing is, climate change could be the death of far more people, species, and even environments. I say this because of what I've seen from your comments you constantly revert your arguments back to Islamic terrorists. However climate change could kill far more people, and even the human race as a hole, than terrorism would. But guess what DT doesn't believe in, climate change.

[@mikeneeley1284]

ernie green Can you fucking trump supporters just stop with the "hillary would've done this" Bull shit? no one gives a single flying fuck what she would've done or what she wouldn't have done. Donald, the orange piece of shit, is president. that is fucking reality so let's talk about that. and two you all seem to like to talk about welfare and food stamps and that's the Democrats fault. Well guess what fuck face red states take more money from the government and have way more people on welfare. so go fuck yourself.

[@To_Live_Is_To_Suffer]

ernie green Stop parroting everything you hear your cheeto jesus say and do some of your own research... Hillary accepted donations to help half the worlds AIDS population and 11 million children... Trump took far more in personal loans from those same governments you mentioned because nobody here would lend him anything... He had to be bailed out by other billionaires many times because banks wouldn't bother... He was given ten of millions by his father, lost that, and then weaseled his brothers side of the family out of his fathers will so he would get a bigger inheritance... And lost that.. When the family found out and filed suit he revoked healthcare for his toddler age grand nephew.... You think he cares about any american besides the wealthy.. Actually look into his policies and his orders he's enacted.. they are far from good for the average citizen... We are becoming a country of morons too lazy too do their own research that prefer to listen to and follow whatever plays with their emotions best.. We used to be a nation of leaders.. Welcome to the beginning of "Idiocracy".....

[@Preirin]

"No, you inherited a fortune. We elected a mess." BAZINGA!

[@emceesmith6665]

I timed it. It was 5 seconds. He went from "I watch CNN" to "I don't watch it anymore" in 5 seconds. Unbelievable.

[@macforme]

Pimpsta Poe: If he is not watching CNN how can he constantly complain about what they said about him...he watches.... they are talking about him and that's all that really matters.

[@anthonymcmillian5511]

It's amazing how much information he can get in five seconds! Lol!

[@MrOnly551]

Trump is such an embarrassment to the U.S.

[@jeuryveloz6011]

a HUGH MUNGUS embarrassment

[@scoutymcscoutface2957]

+Jeury Veloz Is that harassment? ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING HIM?

[@thatguysly4555]

Hugh Mungus I jus saw yu in a vid with some feminist. I woulda slapped that bitch

[@lindyhameltoe1484]

honestly, americans dont need Trump to embarrass the U.S

[@bertsbeats867]

lets hope democrats have someone to defeat him in 2020 cause it is going to be an embarrassment the next for years of this guy he is running his administration like a reality show,who cares what the press says hes the president hes suppose to do whats best for all people thats his job not to criticize the press everyday and snl every week just do your job Obama never did this on a daily basis.As much as people claim they love trump i bet deep inside they wish Obama was still president but they wont admit it to anyone.

[@gordlawson11]

*Trump October 2016:* “Who cares about the source of the leaks? Look at the content!” *Trump February 2017:* “Who cares about the content of the leaks? We need to look into the source!”

[@johnhandzlik659]

Biggus Dickus well of course back then he was not in charge

[@morgoth615]

Biggus Dickus To be fair, you could say that about the so-called left

[@psyko2666]

Morgoth I don't remember anyone on the left stating such a thing

[@morgoth615]

Top 4ce When there were the leaks on Hillary, Hillary's left (make note, not the Berniecrats) cried out about the sources of the leaks instead of the actual content. When there are now leaks on trump, they disregard source and go to content.

[@psyko2666]

Ah, I get whatcha saying. I just didn't here it from any politicians, but it's been a crazy year.

[@BenShimon5731]

Trump has been good one thing, he is providing the comedians a lot of great material for jokes!

[@mrmustangman]

hops and barley.....

[@ppgranja3]

Marco Polo You have to watch more KZbin mate...

[@jarrod5855]

All of those comedians would trade that material for an actual president.

[@1theemaxx]

Wow. I've never seen a president whine so much about his election. He's like Nixon, but even more insecure.

[@nellerbean3404]

No, he's simply not backing down in the face of a seditious media continually spinning false narratives in an effort to delegitimize President Trump as well as his numerous supporters, and keep the mentally/emotionally unstable riled into the streets to violently riot and physically threaten and intimidate anyone who dares engage in diversity of thought.

[@frymastermeat]

That's a long sentence and you know how to write like at a high school level, unlike the majority of your compatriots, but it still sounds as dumb as every other person talking about "fake news". Also, good job taking eyes off of an actual problem, which is a torrent of fake websites designed to misinform the public, and turning it into an authoritarians dream, the idea that mainstream media is all a lie. Keep it up.

[@lindaroot1752]

thee maxx At least Nixon had the dignity to resign because of the WaterGate scandal! Which by the way was far less harmful to American democracy than what Trump & his cronies have done in the past month!

[@dawnsstar5918]

You weren't around when Nixon was President....who are you kidding!

[@honkhonkler7732]

Nixon was a badass.

[@xCaptxCrunchx]

#ImpeachThePeach #ScreamingCantaloupe #TinyHandsMassiveTwat #MarmaladeInChief

[@idkwmunsb1]

xCaptxCrunchx it should be screeching imo

[@youfoundisaac]

#fuckthatorangefuck #ftof

[@72marshflower15]

xCaptxCrunchx #TrumpisTreason #orange manatee #HighClassWhiteTrash #TrumpIsMadeInChina

xCaptxCrunchx #impeachthebitch #donalddoeshisdaughter #pissgate

[@acesovspades]

xCaptxCrunchx #BetaLiberalCucksBTFO #mmmLibtardTearsTasteSoSweet #8Years #AutisticScreeching #YourPatheticHashtagsWillAchieveNothing #MAGA

[@TheHaloGamer]

I was really trying to be optimistic about Trump, I thought he could actually be a great president if he simply became less delusional and accepted truth and fact. In such a short amount of time, my optimism has collapsed, him and his administration are so insanely delusional it's scary. We've often seen delusional politicians in the past, who have become much more reasonable when elected, but this is different. I can't imagine what will happen when his administration makes a really big mistake, will he just deny it happened? Will he blame it on a scapegoat? Will he even try to correct it? Will he blockade the media from releasing the truth labeling as "lies"? I'm growing more and more concerned in a very short period of time.

[@hunterbowman5150]

SH4D0WXR33CONt1 stop buying into the media, they are painting him that way! because of Trump, Intel is going to invest 7 billion here in my town Chandler AZ , and bring thousands of jobs, even the CEO said it was because of him, "the tax and regulatory policies we see the administration pushing forward"

[@smiley1716]

Hunter Bowman how can you defend his blatantly false statements? I'm no fan of the current media overall but when Trump lies he looses all credibility

[@BigBadLoneWolf]

do a little research , intel decided to open a new plant years ago . it has nothing to do with trump

[@ceciliaageofaquarius1225]

SH4D0WXR33CONt1 you expected a delusional person to not be delusional? lol.

[@TopherHess1974]

Nobody is painting Trump negatively but Trump. How is that even disputable?

[@thelaughingfoxx]

Honestly, if you fail to see the issues with this press conference and still back ol' Orange Julius, you are majorly brain washed. Thank you, Colbert for making us laugh!

[@michaelmcgarry7171]

Colbert is outsmarting Trump at every turn! Genius!

[@darrenng3863]

Michael McGarry you mean Colbert's writers. Stephen delivers the jokes.

[@terryk.hatfield4865]

Its not hard when Trump is a jackass. Oh Im sorry Jackass . I mean he's a dumass...

[@christhompson9486]

A jackass is smarter than The Dumpty.

[@swadesterock]

@@darrenng3863 its amazing that you think that Colbert doesnt write his own shit along with his assistants, oh Im sorry his writers . . being a comic myself I have assistants (writers) and we sit around, think of a topic and write jokes together about it . . if you dont know how the saugage is made dont comment on how its made, when you dont know shit!!

[@kimberlyclark6326]

It doesn't take a genius to outsmart the dimwit...just someone with an IQ over 70.

[@dananezat]

I banged my head against a brick wall today to see if the world made more sense now. Still waiting.

[@MyUniqueVibe]

D Congratulations, you now have a bleeding in the head. The positives are: you die and don't have to witness four years of this stupidity. Congratulations.

[@Gooberpatrol66]

Keep doing it and you might turn into a conservative.

[@rojaws1183]

We will build a yuuuge wall to bang our heads against. And the taxpayers will pay for it. Bigly.

[@SkillUp]

Shit, I'm early. Let me think of a joke **ahem** The 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

[@Squaliebawse]

Oh shit skill up, what up dude, love your videos

[@Roserayrose]

Hahhaahahahahhaahahahahahaha it's funny cus it's real ;-;

[@samhusseini6471]

Skill Up o shit Skill Up on the offensive 🔥

[@TacSav253]

Savage

[@diltonx6066]

Yawn.... Crickets.... Please Clap.

[@UTU49]

"I was given this information." -- Donald Trump Translation: 1. I don't know anything. 2. I don't take responsibility for my own words and actions. 3. I will blame things on other people whenever I can. 4. I did not show any awareness that I was saying something untrue. And... 5. I don't really care whether it's true or not.

[@macforme]

UTU49: and 6. How dare you question the President's declarations. ( He likes to speak about himself if the 3rd person.)

[@gregmikulewicz2038]

It was junior.

[@bteiv676]

No truer words ever spoken by Spanky.,..I don't know anything. Hitting it right on the head. Get rid of this steaming pile of shit.

[@shivamgandotra5968]

Make America Vote Again !!!!!!

[@catalin66]

America voted ... then the electoral college said "Fuck that!" and put the orange turd as POTUS.

[@shivamgandotra5968]

Catalin Rotariu Even putin cant dent America as much as he will

[@rspainter7896]

Get America informed first.

[@kellyberesfordcole294]

here you shavan

[@jocomfiresin6982]

You ever try to make the entire country of the us do anything? No chance man.

[@tootz1950]

How do republicans actually believe in what Trump says? Is there comprhension level really that low? All the comedy shows are using direct quotes from him...they don't even have to write material anymore.

[@TaliesinMyrddin]

A lot of republicans don't, honestly. Trump ran on a campaign of not being a politician and used the Republican party to get there. I would assume many people who voted for Trump had no real prior party affiliation. It's almost a coup.

[@tootz1950]

Yes, almost a coup, which I hope is preventable. However I know Republicans who totally support Trump, although they sound like him when trying to explain to me why. In other words, they don;t make a lot of sense and blame Hillary for so much. also the Republican Congress is backing Trump to the hilt...Have they all turned dictator- mode and can't see how screwed up he is?

[@DanielBrownsan]

As a staunch democrat and liberal, I've been trying to wrap my head around this very concept myself. It seems clear that, even republicans aren't agreeing with much of what he says. Trump fans seem to be the "unheard masses"; the ones who lost jobs (because of what they've been led to believe is due to manufacturing being shipped "overseas" (not understanding that automakers moved operations to Mexico) *OR* that foreign workers are coming in to take their jobs (when most foreign workers come in to take jobs Americans _won't_ do - like pick vegetables and fruit - or toil in restaurant kitchens at insane hours for miniscule pay.) These are also people who feel socially pressured by "political correctness". They've become terrified of saying the wrong thing or calling someone by the wrong race/ethnicity/gender. It is a cognitive dissonance to people who don't handle dissonance well, especially that involving the brain. (I say this with a bit of sympathy because I work with one.) Hope that helps.

[@vietrofl]

Yes they really are that dumb

[@tootz1950]

I guess I just really want to understand what they see in him and why they can't see what an incompetent he is. Also very dangerous with the people he has surrounded himself with.

[@TomCatFromMA]

The silence of Republican't senators is deafening. The grave they are digging for themselves will be tremendous.

[@bra-balllegend3940]

I believe it's being dug for all of us, or as Trump might say, "diggened."

[@coffelt683]

hes going to have to dig that grave very "bigly"

[@DulceN]

suckittomcat More like a mass grave.

[@TomCatFromMA]

Dulce R.-W. All of the above. There are a LOT of Reps. Pick up a shovel at 50% off from Home Depot. Make sure you tell 'em Tomcat sent you.

[@harrylinka5227]

all I can say is wow there is something seriously wrong with this guy and every world leader must be shaking their heads especially Russia probably trying to figure out how can we take advantage of this

[@jadagreen4550]

I absolutely adore this man and this show.

[@ayushsingh-eh9vf]

he is on fire !! that DeVos joke!😂😂😂😂

[@gmn545]

I'm thankful for Stephen and other comedians doing their best to get us to laugh our way through this shit show.

[@gerryc3112]

Why did I just flash to a vision of Nero playing his violin while Rome burned? --- sigh

[@nandoginkaku7610]

Gerry C because sooner or later the US will be like that. good luck if you are there when it happens

[@NarturArkano]

Total anachronism. Violins (fiddles) did not exist in ancient roman times. But, yeah, I can definitely see the comparison.

[@hello-qp1ge]

A shit storm indeed. I'm sending a shipment of poo pouri to DC. LOL

[@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068]

Ya bless them for profiting while america sinks...

[@allisonrios5913]

I miss Obama

[@ryanthomas9306]

Allison Rios I miss his personality, but not his tax increases on middle class when he flat out promised absolutely no tax increases on middle class

[@gunandbomb4637]

Ryan Thomas taxes haven't increased since bush, federal taxes at least he has no control over state taxes

[@connorsmith6517]

thedoublejointedcat wow it's obvious you don't deserve a political opinion if you think Obama was a bad president.

[@haid3r88]

thedoublejointedcat you're country isn't in the dirt you crying pansy.. just because you're own life might be shit you blame the previous President lol spoken like THAT type of American the world thinks negatively off...

[@TonyDennie123]

+thedoublejointedcat...That's not true. Obama DID double the national debt from $10 trillion to $20 trillion AND he almost started a Civil War.

[@manupsucka]

Thank you Steven for breakin' it down. Speak truth to power. And keep doing it.

[@lindaroot1752]

Impeach & jail Trump and his fellow con men!!

[@Chris-ex5ed]

Ouch. Our system is completely broken and we may have dumpy in power for another 20 years. Looks like putin is giving him the game plan to consolidate power

[@AnnoyingKiwiDude]

i am really nervous about trump. his close ties with Russia is not a good sign. i hope impeachment prevails.

[@ClovisdeCruz]

Neither is his elongated "made in chynah" red tie a good sign.

[@stephaniegilstrap1261]

Cracked me up.

[@epicDrummer1707]

FreneticKey So you'd prefer to have the Democrats in who are mortal enemies with Russia? Seems like it's better to be allies with Russia than their enemies.

[@Phlimbob]

With Russia, there is risk of being a puppet, allowing Russian interference in everyday American life, or letting Russia get away actions we would otherwise find inexcusable. When Russia invades neighbors or tests missiles, are we supposed to look the other way because they are our ally? We don't have to be enemies, but we shouldn't be as close as Trump is trying to make us.

[@benedictdonald768]

Russia will be no ally either way. It makes no difference which party controls the White House. Sooner or later Putin will turn on Trump. Because Putin wants to undermine democracy, not reach out to them. Just you wait and see.

[@maddawgyolo]

Trump: "I've inherited a mess" Colbert: "No, you inherited a fortune, we elected a mess" it's funny because it's true

[@arjuhama]

"It's funny because it's treason." - Stephen Colbert on Michael Flynn

[@russianhomecat3313]

20 trillion national debt fortune😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@autohmae]

It's funny because it's sad ?

[@arpitshukla8751]

Actually, I think Seth Meyers said that in his segment of closer look covering this clusterfuck!

[@oscarnemo8084]

Well, it was a mess before. But America was tired of the mess, so they made it worse.

[@Lee-cy7df]

Impeach this chump already !!

[@libalbi]

I just love how, since trump is president, Stephen Colbert is just obviously throwing so much shade at him😂😂. Before he at least tried to be a little nice. Best host ever😂😂😂

[@ehnat0502]

Love Colbert

[@juniy7388]

@Erik Cnating He is still the best !

[@MsGrapeNehi]

Remember fifteen years ago, when the most embarrassing thing the US President did was choke on a pretzel? I miss those days.

[@donnaharris4420]

Right...or threw up on an Asian dignitary....fond memories

[@ANSELNaamehRahab]

What-If Machine Bush for good word, I like him now

[@davebryan8416]

Obviously that wasn't the most embarrassing moment in Bush's presidency. Letting Dick Cheney and co. steer his administration in all sorts of heinous directions using 9/11 as a justifier was the most embarrassing.

[@SelSun83]

I wouldn't call that embarassing, just sad...

[@JLEffizy]

Lol... no we don't, we're aware that every fucked up thing that has happened in this country in the last 40 years has been the doing of the Republican party.

[@WKaliberr]

Impeach Trump!

[@Carlos-pc7od]

Pence is awful, but he would be better than Trump.

[@geniemiki]

Carlos 123 Pence would be more competent, but "better"...I don't know, he's like ultra-fucking conservative!

[@miratodc]

he is no fool Pence, his views on women's rights are even worse. I think he is better riding shotgun.

[@louisekelly9706]

WKaliber

[@Celisar1]

Mirato DarkWolf What is Pence's view on women, and how on planet earth can it be worse than Trumps?

[@smittykins]

Jon: “We meet at Oprah’s house.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@EmpathyAnonymous]

Mr. Colbert, you make our country proud -even if the orange potus does not. Thanking you for keeping our hopes alive during a time of great darkness.

[@dinimiller64]

Your unique way of dealing w/this orange clown relieves the stress I feel every single day he is in office. TY FROM my heart.

[@dinimiller64]

TY for your thumbs up.

[@marshamariner7897]

All the late nite guys hv been great and keeping us sane ❤️🌹🦋 during the EXTREME insanity

[@MohawkJonIs1311]

How long until he is impeached?

[@RizenLink]

impeachdonaldtrumpnow.org/

[@cnnnpc4351]

Sad!

[@sophovot5079]

I give it 8 months

[@kaydenlockheart8447]

MohawkJonIs1311 please! D,x

[@rivolinho]

Sounds about right. Isn't it disgusting that politicians would be so self serving as to be willing to leave this buffoon in office for as long as it is expedient for themselves and no longer.

[@ShawnValsean]

notice how the bastard didnt interrupt the white guys anywhere near as much as a black woman. shows his character

[@ryanthomas9306]

Shawn Silver shows your character too that you look only at race

[@hamzakais1762]

Ryan Thomas he is looking at facts, not race

[@LatrodectusVariolus]

Ryan Thomas ah the old "people who call out racism are the REAL racists" Get outta here with that bullshit.

[@mermaidman961]

He was interrupting everybody. Rude? Yeah kinda, but you obviously didn't watch the whole conference. Please stop assuming racism in everything.

[@Grapesoflol]

That is some conformation bias if i've ever seen it. Holy shit, he interrupted and disrespected other people way more times than that black lady in the SAME PRESS CONFERENCE. You are a special kind of dense.

[@JudemanArt]

"I'm President Trump, and finishing a sentence is, you know, not easy for me because, my numbers are good, the best good, very, Blacks are very good people."

[@1wer819]

This is why he personally hasn't held press conferences for years. Bigly ignorant for all to see!

[@Chris-ex5ed]

This didnt age well.

[@sillygoose635]

@@Chris-ex5ed nope, it did

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

The reporter asks him "Why should people trust you?" and Dump replies "I don't know, I was given that information!" and then he still has the gall to label others as "very fake news" with a bratty little smirk on his face. That's the president talking. Holy shit.

[@jasminesmith4701]

CreativeUsernameEh b,,

[@crapstirrer]

CreativeUsernameEh the bully copied the wrong homework.

[@mitchellk129]

It's incredible. For as much as some bagged on Bush (me included) at least the man had humility and some fucking semblance of competence.

[@Klgeib100]

Robert K He can be trusted because he's kept his word. 27 days in and he's held to a higher standard than the last 5 in office, and he's still blowing you snowflakes to bits at the same time.

[@robertcornelius3514]

Anti-Trump is anti-American.

[@atd233]

that was a really long SNL skit.

[@ultimatemeepo]

boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@daveyritchey2825]

atd 3 I know, and we got 4 more years of this walking snl skit too

[@Cnith]

ZP Your ctrl+v keys are stuck. You keep on pasting the same thing.

[@mrspidey80]

SNL should sue Trump for ripping of Alec Baldwin.

[@rojaws1183]

Quoting Republicans is comedy gold these days.

[@SecularSerenity]

"You inherited a fortune. We elected a mess." So true and I'm not even a liberal.

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

"Nuclear holocaust would be like no other..." I see why he graduated top of his class at Wharton. Omg Save us!

[@lisamorgan3419]

Stephen Colbert, you need to talk about how congress is trying to get rid of the endangered species act. This is important everyone needs to know!

[@Slokeyz]

That's what John Oliver is for haha

[@harveydent1731]

Lisa Morgan Sorry he needs clicks and will pander for it.

[@katemyers2764]

Please let people know - it is horrible.

[@Celisar1]

Lisa Morgan Could you please tell us more about thay? I'm not from the USA, so the news here don't cover everything.

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

Lisa Morgan I'm gonna have to see a link on this.

[@DiaXisHD]

Overtime you can see the dislike bar on his videos decreasing as time goes on. People are starting to realise the joke Trump really is.

[@kaiserkaisie]

Do you think the dislike bar is at all representative of US population?

[@sixstanger00]

And it's only been 1 month....

[@TuanNguyen-nx3nm]

Nah, I'm just really fucking tired of Liberal Propaganda, and how they don't see themselves being manipulated. First time in a month I've checked out the stupidity happening.

[@mamadshonazaramonov3010]

Overtime you can see the dislike bar on his videos decreasing as time goes on. People are not watching it anymore. It just became a club of antipathic Trump haters and no one else :(

[@Deweychu]

Tuan Nguyen Bruh. I'm no liberal, and this isn't propaganda. Dude is a moron and an awful person, purely driven by the desire to "win" the election, and now has no clue what he's doing. Hate liberals, fine, but by continuing to defend Trump, you're showing your own incompetence.

[@lotanerve]

So Steven?. You proud of yourself? Well, you and your team should be, because that was top shelf stuff.

[@traceygreen8140]

Trump is an absolute joke and a good source of entertainment! I'm surprised he can't hear Australia and New Zealand laughing their arses off at him! Our Prime Ministers certainly are. Hahaha

[@debbie541]

the orange republican should not be allowed to leave the country ever again - so embarassing

[@joannestalder8163]

With you 100% Whatever he says is hilarious and Stephen Colbert gets to the funniest bits! My fave comedy and I live in 'Ausland'-like you! Check out how world leaders respond on Seth's "Closer Look"- also hilarious!

[@DanielRodriguez-vz5ud]

I live in America...now known as the land down under! Every day watching & hearing Dump taking a bigger one than the day before and watching him wet himself in the office, in bed, and out on the world stage! In fact he knows that he is a joke based that he got popularity applauses of approval from game 5 at the world series.

[@donnabarry7901]

He really needs to lay off the adderall and dexedrine, and get on a strong anti psychotic# What an ignorant no class. Moron!!!

[@Chris-ex5ed]

Here im canada and our prime minister is definitely laughing our asses off aswell. Its also sad at times we feel bad for our nabours. They used to great such great leaders

[@Hunt2EatWild]

Donald Trump. Making America more of a global embarrassment every day.

[@dragon53777]

I think that's his next slogan.

[@slimss21]

Two things; He can't read. & When does the impeachment start?

[@TheDefaultHero]

1) He wrote 3 fucking books, you fucking moron. 2) When he actually does something that would result in impeachment. You people claim Trump lives in an alternate reality, but you are the deluded cry babies.whining for something that you know deep down you aren't going to get, but you have a go whining about it anyways. Pathetic.

[@slimss21]

Default Hero 1. He did not WRITE any books. moron. 2. Who are "you people". are you assuming I'm a Democrat? or that I didn't vote for Trump? because you'd be wrong on both. I'm just smart enough to realize that we fucked up. 😂😂😂😋

[@danlyday7248]

Default Hero whining like you are right now?

[@babybirdhome]

qz.com/831521/donald-trumps-art-of-the-deal-ghostwriter-tony-schwartz-is-waging-psychological-warfare-against-trump/ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/30/donald-trump-tony-schwartz-art-of-the-deal-out-of-control www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-vocabulary_us_580d458de4b0a03911ed69b6 www.nytimes.com/2016/07/19/us/politics/trump-book-tony-schwartz.html Tell me again about all the books Donald Trump wrote. The guy probably didn't even write any of his college papers! Want proof? Let's get copies of them and compare the vocabulary to what Donald Trump actually says. I'd bet double Trump's entire claimed fortune with you that there's no alignment between the two. You seem to be under the impression that rich people can't buy things.

[@chrismartino3519]

No he hired a writer to write those books... look shit up before you start berating people or else someone might mistake you for Donald Trump

[@thecaptain5026]

trump is behaving much worse then I could ever imagine. what a clown

[@robinjackson7882]

The Captain Exactly. It’s his job. Maybe you should switch to Fox News. They are friendlier to your views.

[@Chris-ex5ed]

@@robinjackson7882 its much worse now then i ever could have imagined even for this administration. They are seizing medical supplies from hospitals and reselling it to the highest bidder. Jared Kushner is running that shit show.

[@jean-lucpicard581]

wait for 2020...

[@caesarelias6797]

@@jean-lucpicard581 at this point in time in 2020, we are now 200,000 covid deaths and counting, plus a public declaration of a possible dictator in chief.

[@janneaalto3956]

Trump sure did the world of comedy a favor. Obama was so good that you couldn't really make funny jokes about him. Political jokes are only funny when the situation is bad.

[@janneaalto3956]

>_>

[@m00nAlways0nMe]

Lots of people made fun of him. Hell there is millions of memes. The difference is that Obama joined in and made fun of himself.

[@BossCrazyRoss]

Janne Aalto not nessesarily. He could make friendly jokes. While you are correct, it is MUCH funnier when the topic they are talking about something bad, it is still funny when its just friendly teasing.

[@larrybarter9310]

Janne Aalto: "... jokes are only funny when the situation is bad." Well, with the Orange Tiny Thumbed Twitterite the situation may become critical.

[@BigDaddyDax]

Janne Aalto true!!!

[@xarlev]

The night Trump went full Kanye

[@hello-qp1ge]

or full Patrick Bateman! LOL

[@sarielever986]

If Kanye really runs for presidency in 2020, he has some things going for him...

[@LebogangRatsoana]

You are disrespecting Kanye with this. When has Kanye ever been stupid?

[@xPTKx37]

Alan Hettinger "you went full Kayne; you never go full Kayne, everyone knows that "

[@wwaxwork]

Well Kanye actually has talent to back up his weirdness. Pussy grabbing isn't really a skill.

[@GamingPenis]

the worse the president the better the comedy

[@Subash0069]

That's why the more I laugh during the show, the more concerned I get afterwards. Today, I didn't even need Colbert to make fun of the Press Conference. I was watching it live and started laughing because I couldn't believe that it was really happening. For a while I really thought that was Alec Baldwin from SNL.

[@LameGeneration91]

Biggus Dickus you have the most annoying profile photo

[@nocalsteve]

Oh man, just wait until Saturday night.

Gideon haha were all gonna die

[@GantzIsSloppy]

+Ramsés Amadeus "Shut up Rattrap"

[@ramonawhitaker4503]

"you inherited a fortune, we elected a mess". Very succinct.

[@dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916]

That woman should have stopped him in his tracks and said that was extremely offensive... How dare he address her that way?! I would've responded with "BITCH DO YOU KNOW THE CBC?!" But then I'd just be an angry black woman right? Smfh...Racism is the purest form of ignorance.

[@BuildConsciousness]

Says the true racist. Just look at the CBC since President Trump was elected, just a bunch of sore loser race baiters.

[@joshjones6072]

"That's not my job" was what I half expected her to say. The guy is an oaf and rude. Outrageous.

[@debbie541]

Racism is the purest form of ignorance.

[@philipmarlowe5249]

Dear God he makes Bush Jr look like a professional and well polished public speaker.

[@Celisar1]

Philip Marlowe Actually when I just recently heard a speech of George W. I was totally thrilled to hear someone of such eloquence and coherence- compared to Trump of course.

[@MrNothingButAir]

much rather have any of the Bush than Trump

[@Dragonk116]

I miss Obama already.

[@DrAmazing]

Seriously. I feel like I really owe bush an apology for how much I used to mock him.

[@DrCruel]

That's why Trump won. The American public generally hate the Left.

[@mykylc]

Oh my goodness...I haven't watched or looked forward to an SNL opening in 20 years or more.

[@raidernation9851]

mykylc lol! same here

[@australian.2722]

he is so entertaining.. LMAO 😂😂😂

[@raywexler9602]

I LOST it when he said frederick douglass

[@datamasked623]

All the people who cast a vote for Donald Trump in November owe the rest of us an apology immediately. This is why we elected Hillary Clinton. I'm serious, too. Trump voters, please use my comment section to apologize to America and the world.

[@owomoxcx]

Raging Heretic I'm not a Trump supporter nor an american, but I apologize on behalf of the entire human race that there are people in this world who voted for this idiot.

[@dlc2139]

Raging Heretic Hillary was crap as well. We should've elected Bernie

[@The3p3hr]

Raging Heretic i think other people who didnt vote also should apologize! not only to american people but to the world! you have a amazing country with unprecidented power and yet it is being ruined by a clown!

[@5pctLowBattery]

Raging Heretic Trump supporters cheer his combative stance with the media - PBS NewsHour apple.news/AjLkFzeA3Rfe7emdOqChY-Q 😳

[@adriennerenzi5053]

justmejr315 OMG! Incredible! I'm so naive... I thought: ok they voted Trump (wtf???) but they'll understand their mistake very quickly and react BUT NO...they persist in their immeasurable stupidity

[@charlestabone2398]

The Late Show is funny, however the President's press conference was horrifyingly surreal. Trump could not make a coherent argument. It is extremely worrying that someone in charge of the nuclear codes raved and ranted a jumbled word salad of paranoia and megolomania.

[@AttorneyK]

I genuinely don't understand how, like how at this point can anyone think to themselves and say "Agent Orange is doing a great job!". I am not American but if this is how half of your population believes, that should be very concerning.

[@emergencybowtie]

yeah the jokes are funny but i didn't laugh at all cause its so scary

[@kaoz928]

Just read the propaganda machine Brietbart and you will see how they manage to spin everything to "He totally nailed it!"

[@charlestabone2398]

Ken Kusanagi I suspect that those who voted for Trump were fed up of the empty promises and fancy rhetoric that promoted the failed policies of Washington. In my humble opinion Trump did not represent an anti establishment vote, he represented the desperation vote. The savior untainted by the political class who could not be bought by special interests, lobbyist and multinationals. I did not vote for Trump however I cannot judge those who suffered under previous administrations for doing so as stupid. I had\have a good job and I cannot fully appreciate the hardships they endured.

[@jamesl9371]

Twump: I was given the wrong information and I didn’t check it because I’m an idiot

[@deegreen7868]

" You can't put a crown on a clown, and expect him to act like a king."

[@jhock9171]

Let's just remember, this all happened because people either thought their vote didn't matter or they didn't like the choices involved. Well, as it turns out, abstaining from making hard decisions doesn't exempt you from the reality of any repercussions that inaction results in.

[@aramisesquilin3187]

Jeff Hocker I appreciate this comment.

[@imaij1]

Jeff Hocker I so agree with you on this comment. Whew, you hit the nail on the head.

[@larbur9342]

Jeff Hocker Thank you

[@funfactsfactory620]

I thought Hilary won the popular vote, with 48.2% against Donald Trump's 46.1%.

[@enfercesttout]

As an anarchist i approve

[@mihajlo961x]

"We meet at Oprah's house." Gold.

[@Areanyusernamesleft]

Saiga762x39mm AK47 ignoring the obvious inflammatory bait, it's not *any* reporter's job to set up meetings between a US President and members of Congress. Trump should have staff that can do that for him if he cannot or doesn't want to do it himself.

[@Areanyusernamesleft]

Saiga762x39mm AK47 he asked her to "setup up a meeting", regardless of if he thought specifically it was her job or not he asked her to do something either he or his administration should be doing.

[@bish0piii142]

It was good joke, but to the people suggesting that it's her job to set it up, that's a dumb suggestion. He easily should have the contacts to rally and meet with them. Even George Bush and his father included them in gentrification and urban renewal affairs.

[@ryanelliott7620]

Milo Y don't you have a book to take care of?? Or did the kid thing fuck it up?

[@gunnyking7890]

It's not her job.

[@pjg9848]

You are AWESOME Colbert ! ! !

[@TyTheRegularMan]

I find it so disheartening that April said "CBC" with the assumption that Donald had any idea what that stands for. She's obviously used to communicating with competent individuals.

[@williamfloyd5546]

8

[@Sagrimont]

Donald trump MAKES ME cringe.

[@Sagrimont]

I don't care, I would NOT defend Hillary, but I will NOT defend trump either. I don't pick the lesser of two evils to become the most powerful person on the fucking planet. Either people's hatred for one candidate blinded them to the problems with their own, or people said "sure, i'll take a dick up my ass rather than in my mouth." when in reality, either way, YOU'RE STILL GETTING FUCKED. So don't defend him, don't defend her, don't say "well he's better than her" or "well she should have won." Just sit back and objectively analyze whoever won... In this case, it's the autistic Cheeto.

[@miliejones3900]

WSD333 they both suck ass. Shame on republicans for even letting him get as far as he did.

[@branraisin684]

milie jones I'd just like to say the same about Hilary

[@John6-40]

You cringing makes me laugh. Enjoy the next 8 years. MAGA!

[@megamar]

Deric Gregory you mean 4 years?

[@qasperr994]

All the president's of the past are collectively shaking their heads in disbelief.

[@trenchmccoat273]

Qas Perr There are reports that George Washington rolled over so quickly that he launched himself into orbit.

[@joeylaird77]

Alrighty then! 😂 Brilliant👍

[@kongo-zaire]

Referring to the #POTUS: "You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess... for the record." 😂😂🤣🤣 This Colbert dude deserves a Guinness book of records for insults! Woooooooowww

[@2157AF]

A 71 year old man-child.

[@itscris1973]

Optimax71 I thought he was 70

[@rualert1602]

He's actually somewhere between 5 and 12. Growing up in a dysfunctional family.

[@DulceN]

It's Cris A strangely immature 70 year old... SMH

[@esarts6744]

Yes and what a crybaby.

[@dr.edwardrichtofen365]

I find this insulting to man-childs everywhere

[@cc22ful]

Stephen Colbert's monologues are the reason I get on youtube.

[@samuelsirota2816]

Calms my peanut brain 💯

[@PeggyJame]

Stormy Daniels said his thing was like a mushroom

[@cinemastudios1479]

I love STEPHEN!!!

[@giantslay3r756]

Colbert killed it. Waiting for John Oliver's take on it.

[@plasticjesus444]

Mihir Bharucha probably the only good part about trump being president is getting to watch all the late night shows roast him every day

[@varana]

I hope Oliver keeps his remarks short and talks about other things. He managed to resist Trump for most of the campaign, he can do it again. At least one segment of the Late Night circus should be "and here's how other people f§&ked up, too". :D

[@MrWrexr]

Mihir Bharucha sunday night cant come soon enough

[@giantslay3r756]

varana312 Agreed. But now that trump is president he cannot ignore him like he used to before.

[@Dawsrod]

This is one of the best openings I've ever seen from him, absolutely hilarious. I'm glad I can forget about all of the awful things happening and just laugh. Thank you Colbert.

[@rodneybuckland4140]

Dawson Rodriguez forget about the awful things that are happening and laugh until you realize your laughing at the horrible things that are happening and shit yourself

[@archaicsentinel]

So true

[@99TylerLee]

John Marino you're the reason republicans are a joke

[@Dawsrod]

tyler lee I couldn't agree more

[@sillygoose635]

@John Marino he's not

[@kymbella215]

Loved this. So on point.

[@mariaobrien4209]

One of the best I am still laughing. 😂

[@wgjung1]

He went full Sarah Palin, never go full Palin.

[@EnoVarma]

it's not...funny. This isn't entertainment, this is real life. That man's actions and words have real impact on millions of people. This is disturbing, not entertaining.

[@DulceN]

EnoVarma S. Colbert is exposing the lies in a humorous way. He is aware of how serious the situation is.

[@TomsThoughtsonThings]

EnoVarma The only way we can cope with our inability to save ourselves is to laugh.

[@Elmotrix]

it's funny tough

[@g3g3ify]

EnoVarma I understand your concern totally. It seems very wrong; making fun of these horrifying things that have so many people scared seems apathetic. But often in times of immense stress, like slavery, war, economic crisis, etc., people lean on humor to make it through. It's a coping mechanism or an emotional survival skill. It's also a way to get the message to people who recoil from business-like discussion on politics. It's not how everyone handles this tough time, but it really does help some people (like me) 😊.

[@fabfourfever674]

I get what you're saying, but the media are treating Trump's behavior as "entertainment" to ILLUSTRATE that he is a JOKE. There's certainly NOTHING funny about his behavior. It's frightening and worrying..but oftentimes humor is used as a means to cope with and deal with situations of great concern. We laugh about it to ease the stress of this reality.

[@davelee2876]

"No, you inherited a fortune. We elected a mess." Oh! Snap!!! 🤣🤣 🔥 🔥

[@rohananya]

Love love love this man - and the programme. Hello from good old London Town x

[@truthmatters5743]

Colbert is killing it in the past 3 monologues. Go Colbert, let's get you to correspondent dinner once again.

[@Swartking]

Truth Matters He's brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. 👌

[@calibaby6913]

I need this to happen now.

[@pahulgill6114]

so is ur mom

[@krombopulos_michael]

Truth Matters his ratings have been shooting upwards too. He's taken the number 1 spot from Fallon a good few times lately.

[@DaveWhoa]

+Josh Uddin holy shit ... i don't know if you're joking or not, but the stark reality is that yes - two comedians would do a better job! Stewart and Colbert actually could be alright

[@whoisj]

"you inherited a fortune, we elected a mess" pure gold

[@1TrueGem]

J Wyman - yes!!

[@mr_underscore5320]

J Wyman Probably!

[@AbB-nv2wk]

J Wyman. but it is true, Obama left a mess

[@FerraTiKarinaNeil]

No. George W. left a mess for Obama; the largest unemployment rate since the great depression. The unemployment rate since Trump took office has been under 5%. Hardly a 'mess'!

[@Sashapooch]

This is an alternative fact. Otherwise known as a lie.

[@dodadagohuhsgi]

"You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess." CLASSIC COLBERT!!

[@GoodHumorBadWeather]

Q: How is Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? A: Juan by Juan

[@rufioshaw5441]

R.I.P America.

[@gernm18]

RIP USA? you mean? I don't think so. Also America is a continent and it will be fine. Mexico is already thinking of purchasing corn from Argentina or Brasil instead of the USA (as NAFTA says). As far as the USA time will tell.

[@thoth-5629]

@GERNM18 "Make America Great Again" -POTUS

[@pherasabraxas]

thoth - nice!!

[@Sub0Gaming]

Rufio Shaw Rip Africa. Rip China. Shut the fuck up and go look into other places that are in worse shape than we are. Not saying we are fantastic cause we aren't but, fuck outta here lol.

[@shahrumrizvi3541]

Sub0Gaming oh no lets focus on other countries going to hell while ours goes into the deepest pits of hell because who actually cares about this country 😂😂 not our president it seems. Not his supporters. You guys are so desperate to try and throw the argument elsewhere so you dont have to face what an atrocious president he is and what a horrible country we're turning into.

[@WriterusAeternus]

I wanted this monologue to go on for an hour and 17 mins.

[@LachlanMoss]

Colbert always had some insightful and funny things to say but this has really developed into a consistent and polished act

[@SWEETIJO]

"We meet at Oprah's" 😂

[@PrivacyKingdoms]

I'll always remember... you INHERITED a fortune... we ELECTED a mess

[@nitehumpp]

All I have to say is "George Bush I owe you an APOLOGY " and Bill Maher how could you shame Orangutans like that

[@puregolden7659]

*_"No. You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess."_* This guy must be Superman to have **** made of steel to say that. *I Love Him!*

[@soloseraphimheartsong3710]

She had to explain what the "CBC" was to the president. Pathetic.

[@acchaladka]

soloseraphim Heartsong To be fair us non-citizens though of Canadian Broadcasting Corporation...maybe Trump is not an American but a Russian citizen?

[@acchaladka]

TheDopestGamer Uhhhhh, yeah buddy. Spasibo dla tvoye rasgavor tavarish...

[@watogo7664]

soloseraphim Heartsong nancy pelosi thinks bush is still president

[@thecaptain5026]

TheDopestGamer the us president should know though... wouldn't you think?

[@sandiegibson1967]

I am Canadian and I knew what CBC meant, it wasn't hard to figure out and I am surprised that you're ignorant President didn't know what it meant. He's your President for Christ Sake. Why are you making excuses for him? I thought it was America first, not Russia.

[@_gd7778]

"Alrighty then" Fuckin hell that was perfectly played.

[@girliejax]

"😂Oh 'VERY' fake news, I didn't know we were bringing out the 'BIG' stupid guns"😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@misabbydu]

1 hour of name calling. Oh my, can't wait

[@KingOfMadCows]

I would cause the best nuclear holocaust. The most tremendous nuclear war. So much destruction. Fallout everywhere. The nuclear winter would last so long, you wouldn't believe. And the radiation, don't get me started on the radiation. We'll have so much mutation, you may get bored of mutations, believe me. What's that? Nuclear holocausts are bad? I’m skipping that information, I don’t know, I was given that information.

[@wolvesan]

KingOfMadCows LMAO

[@kirkthiets2771]

Mick Funny Vrrrrrooooommmmmm.... I think that joke just jet past your IQ.

[@catonkybord7950]

I can't help it, but read that in Trump's voice.

[@alexcuellar484]

+Ink Stain same 😂

[@AnEvolvingApe]

How could we possibly get bored of mutations? That's the best part about a nuclear winter!

[@NRobbi42]

What a historic event this press conference was.

[@danepotmo2513]

Not historic at all. There's this homeless crackhead downtown that gives very similar 77 minute addresses in the park like 3 or 4 times a week. He doesn't sound exactly as crazy as Trump, but it's pretty interchangeable for the most part.

[@NRobbi42]

Dane Potmo That's what makes it so great.

[@Bluecho4]

Yes.

[@mishm5915]

Historically histrionic

[@chrisramey5096]

Love this guy and how he tells the truth about trump , in his haha monologue!

[@hazeljones5272]

Stephan Colbert you are still good BUT you were great!!!!

[@megalyssa]

I don't understand why he's still talking about Hillary.

[@Carlos-pc7od]

Because she won the popular vote by millions, and he can't get over it.

[@ca9782]

little penis, little hands and loses the popular vote by 3M? He's just self-conscious.

[@jude5976]

He isn’t fit to tie her shoes. The 🍊🤡