Donald Trump Wows At First Solo Stress Conference

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

7 жыл бұрын

A nuclear holocaust, an attack on Mosul and anti-semitism... and those were just the President's opening remarks.
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@davidbecquer3624
@davidbecquer3624 7 жыл бұрын
God almighty those reporters deserve a Congressional Medal of Honor just for having to sit through 77 minutes of this shit. I would've fucking thrown my shoe at his face just like that guy did with Bush.
@kennethhwang3425
@kennethhwang3425 7 жыл бұрын
Right? He dodged every questions and lied blatantly, with no fact check whatsoever.
@thedon7180
@thedon7180 7 жыл бұрын
honestly it cant be that much torture. if it wasn't so sad it would and kinda is really entertaining. eventually one reporter is gonna make it their business to trigger him at every press conference they can. apparently that's when the real truth comes out. his poker face is the worst.
@dragon53777
@dragon53777 7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps a brick lol
@davidbecquer3624
@davidbecquer3624 7 жыл бұрын
don T yeah but these are career reporters, and they have to sit there and listen to this douchebag basically calling them liars and incompetent
@thedon7180
@thedon7180 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know. People who been doing this their whole lives Drumpf (who in that same conference just realized he's a politican now) is ridiculing reporters trying to make sense of this mess. Even Fox is starting to see the light. He's making our country unsafe
@luisd.torrecillas349
@luisd.torrecillas349 7 жыл бұрын
"You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess" wow
@wretched3gg
@wretched3gg 7 жыл бұрын
Luis Diego Cano Torrecillas he wishes Obamacare was still available for that burn
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 7 жыл бұрын
+marco luis (wretched3gg) omg IT GOT BETTER
@That_One_Fae
@That_One_Fae 7 жыл бұрын
ernie green terrorists are unfathomably bad yes. But the thing is, climate change could be the death of far more people, species, and even environments. I say this because of what I've seen from your comments you constantly revert your arguments back to Islamic terrorists. However climate change could kill far more people, and even the human race as a hole, than terrorism would. But guess what DT doesn't believe in, climate change.
@mikeneeley1284
@mikeneeley1284 7 жыл бұрын
ernie green Can you fucking trump supporters just stop with the "hillary would've done this" Bull shit? no one gives a single flying fuck what she would've done or what she wouldn't have done. Donald, the orange piece of shit, is president. that is fucking reality so let's talk about that. and two you all seem to like to talk about welfare and food stamps and that's the Democrats fault. Well guess what fuck face red states take more money from the government and have way more people on welfare. so go fuck yourself.
@To_Live_Is_To_Suffer
@To_Live_Is_To_Suffer 7 жыл бұрын
ernie green Stop parroting everything you hear your cheeto jesus say and do some of your own research... Hillary accepted donations to help half the worlds AIDS population and 11 million children... Trump took far more in personal loans from those same governments you mentioned because nobody here would lend him anything... He had to be bailed out by other billionaires many times because banks wouldn't bother... He was given ten of millions by his father, lost that, and then weaseled his brothers side of the family out of his fathers will so he would get a bigger inheritance... And lost that.. When the family found out and filed suit he revoked healthcare for his toddler age grand nephew.... You think he cares about any american besides the wealthy.. Actually look into his policies and his orders he's enacted.. they are far from good for the average citizen... We are becoming a country of morons too lazy too do their own research that prefer to listen to and follow whatever plays with their emotions best.. We used to be a nation of leaders.. Welcome to the beginning of "Idiocracy".....
@1theemaxx
@1theemaxx 7 жыл бұрын
Wow. I've never seen a president whine so much about his election. He's like Nixon, but even more insecure.
@nellerbean3404
@nellerbean3404 7 жыл бұрын
No, he's simply not backing down in the face of a seditious media continually spinning false narratives in an effort to delegitimize President Trump as well as his numerous supporters, and keep the mentally/emotionally unstable riled into the streets to violently riot and physically threaten and intimidate anyone who dares engage in diversity of thought.
@frymastermeat
@frymastermeat 7 жыл бұрын
That's a long sentence and you know how to write like at a high school level, unlike the majority of your compatriots, but it still sounds as dumb as every other person talking about "fake news". Also, good job taking eyes off of an actual problem, which is a torrent of fake websites designed to misinform the public, and turning it into an authoritarians dream, the idea that mainstream media is all a lie. Keep it up.
@lindaroot1752
@lindaroot1752 7 жыл бұрын
thee maxx At least Nixon had the dignity to resign because of the WaterGate scandal! Which by the way was far less harmful to American democracy than what Trump & his cronies have done in the past month!
@dawnsstar5918
@dawnsstar5918 7 жыл бұрын
You weren't around when Nixon was President....who are you kidding!
@honkhonkler7732
@honkhonkler7732 7 жыл бұрын
Nixon was a badass.
@Preirin
@Preirin 7 жыл бұрын
"No, you inherited a fortune. We elected a mess." BAZINGA!
@MrOnly551
@MrOnly551 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is such an embarrassment to the U.S.
@jeuryveloz6011
@jeuryveloz6011 7 жыл бұрын
a HUGH MUNGUS embarrassment
@scoutymcscoutface2957
@scoutymcscoutface2957 7 жыл бұрын
+Jeury Veloz Is that harassment? ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING HIM?
@thatguysly4555
@thatguysly4555 7 жыл бұрын
Hugh Mungus I jus saw yu in a vid with some feminist. I woulda slapped that bitch
@lindyhameltoe1484
@lindyhameltoe1484 7 жыл бұрын
honestly, americans dont need Trump to embarrass the U.S
@bertsbeats867
@bertsbeats867 7 жыл бұрын
lets hope democrats have someone to defeat him in 2020 cause it is going to be an embarrassment the next for years of this guy he is running his administration like a reality show,who cares what the press says hes the president hes suppose to do whats best for all people thats his job not to criticize the press everyday and snl every week just do your job Obama never did this on a daily basis.As much as people claim they love trump i bet deep inside they wish Obama was still president but they wont admit it to anyone.
@gordlawson11
@gordlawson11 7 жыл бұрын
*Trump October 2016:* “Who cares about the source of the leaks? Look at the content!” *Trump February 2017:* “Who cares about the content of the leaks? We need to look into the source!”
@johnhandzlik659
@johnhandzlik659 7 жыл бұрын
Biggus Dickus well of course back then he was not in charge
@morgoth615
@morgoth615 7 жыл бұрын
Biggus Dickus To be fair, you could say that about the so-called left
@psyko2666
@psyko2666 7 жыл бұрын
Morgoth I don't remember anyone on the left stating such a thing
@morgoth615
@morgoth615 7 жыл бұрын
Top 4ce When there were the leaks on Hillary, Hillary's left (make note, not the Berniecrats) cried out about the sources of the leaks instead of the actual content. When there are now leaks on trump, they disregard source and go to content.
@psyko2666
@psyko2666 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, I get whatcha saying. I just didn't here it from any politicians, but it's been a crazy year.
@BenShimon5731
@BenShimon5731 7 жыл бұрын
Trump has been good one thing, he is providing the comedians a lot of great material for jokes!
@mrmustangman
@mrmustangman 7 жыл бұрын
hops and barley.....
@ppgranja3
@ppgranja3 7 жыл бұрын
Marco Polo You have to watch more KZbin mate...
@jarrod5855
@jarrod5855 7 жыл бұрын
All of those comedians would trade that material for an actual president.
@emceesmith6665
@emceesmith6665 6 жыл бұрын
I timed it. It was 5 seconds. He went from "I watch CNN" to "I don't watch it anymore" in 5 seconds. Unbelievable.
@macforme
@macforme 4 жыл бұрын
Pimpsta Poe: If he is not watching CNN how can he constantly complain about what they said about him...he watches.... they are talking about him and that's all that really matters.
@anthonymcmillian5511
@anthonymcmillian5511 4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how much information he can get in five seconds! Lol!
@dananezat
@dananezat 7 жыл бұрын
I banged my head against a brick wall today to see if the world made more sense now. Still waiting.
@MyUniqueVibe
@MyUniqueVibe 7 жыл бұрын
D Congratulations, you now have a bleeding in the head. The positives are: you die and don't have to witness four years of this stupidity. Congratulations.
@Gooberpatrol66
@Gooberpatrol66 7 жыл бұрын
Keep doing it and you might turn into a conservative.
@rojaws1183
@rojaws1183 7 жыл бұрын
We will build a yuuuge wall to bang our heads against. And the taxpayers will pay for it. Bigly.
@xCaptxCrunchx
@xCaptxCrunchx 7 жыл бұрын
#ImpeachThePeach #ScreamingCantaloupe #TinyHandsMassiveTwat #MarmaladeInChief
@idkwmunsb1
@idkwmunsb1 7 жыл бұрын
xCaptxCrunchx it should be screeching imo
@youfoundisaac
@youfoundisaac 7 жыл бұрын
#fuckthatorangefuck #ftof
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 7 жыл бұрын
xCaptxCrunchx #TrumpisTreason #orange manatee #HighClassWhiteTrash #TrumpIsMadeInChina
7 жыл бұрын
xCaptxCrunchx #impeachthebitch #donalddoeshisdaughter #pissgate
@acesovspades
@acesovspades 7 жыл бұрын
xCaptxCrunchx #BetaLiberalCucksBTFO #mmmLibtardTearsTasteSoSweet #8Years #AutisticScreeching #YourPatheticHashtagsWillAchieveNothing #MAGA
@thelaughingfoxx
@thelaughingfoxx 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you fail to see the issues with this press conference and still back ol' Orange Julius, you are majorly brain washed. Thank you, Colbert for making us laugh!
@shivamgandotra5968
@shivamgandotra5968 7 жыл бұрын
Make America Vote Again !!!!!!
@catalin66
@catalin66 7 жыл бұрын
America voted ... then the electoral college said "Fuck that!" and put the orange turd as POTUS.
@shivamgandotra5968
@shivamgandotra5968 7 жыл бұрын
Catalin Rotariu Even putin cant dent America as much as he will
@rspainter7896
@rspainter7896 6 жыл бұрын
Get America informed first.
@kellyberesfordcole294
@kellyberesfordcole294 6 жыл бұрын
here you shavan
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 6 жыл бұрын
You ever try to make the entire country of the us do anything? No chance man.
@SkillUp
@SkillUp 7 жыл бұрын
Shit, I'm early. Let me think of a joke **ahem** The 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
@Squaliebawse
@Squaliebawse 7 жыл бұрын
Oh shit skill up, what up dude, love your videos
@Roserayrose
@Roserayrose 7 жыл бұрын
Hahhaahahahahhaahahahahahaha it's funny cus it's real ;-;
@samhusseini6471
@samhusseini6471 7 жыл бұрын
Skill Up o shit Skill Up on the offensive 🔥
@TacSav253
@TacSav253 7 жыл бұрын
Savage
@diltonx6066
@diltonx6066 7 жыл бұрын
Yawn.... Crickets.... Please Clap.
@TomCatFromMA
@TomCatFromMA 7 жыл бұрын
The silence of Republican't senators is deafening. The grave they are digging for themselves will be tremendous.
@bra-balllegend3940
@bra-balllegend3940 7 жыл бұрын
I believe it's being dug for all of us, or as Trump might say, "diggened."
@coffelt683
@coffelt683 7 жыл бұрын
hes going to have to dig that grave very "bigly"
@DulceN
@DulceN 7 жыл бұрын
suckittomcat More like a mass grave.
@TomCatFromMA
@TomCatFromMA 7 жыл бұрын
Dulce R.-W. All of the above. There are a LOT of Reps. Pick up a shovel at 50% off from Home Depot. Make sure you tell 'em Tomcat sent you.
@harrylinka5227
@harrylinka5227 7 жыл бұрын
all I can say is wow there is something seriously wrong with this guy and every world leader must be shaking their heads especially Russia probably trying to figure out how can we take advantage of this
@michaelmcgarry7171
@michaelmcgarry7171 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is outsmarting Trump at every turn! Genius!
@darrenng3863
@darrenng3863 6 жыл бұрын
Michael McGarry you mean Colbert's writers. Stephen delivers the jokes.
@terryk.hatfield4865
@terryk.hatfield4865 5 жыл бұрын
Its not hard when Trump is a jackass. Oh Im sorry Jackass . I mean he's a dumass...
@christhompson9486
@christhompson9486 5 жыл бұрын
A jackass is smarter than The Dumpty.
@swadesterock
@swadesterock 4 жыл бұрын
@@darrenng3863 its amazing that you think that Colbert doesnt write his own shit along with his assistants, oh Im sorry his writers . . being a comic myself I have assistants (writers) and we sit around, think of a topic and write jokes together about it . . if you dont know how the saugage is made dont comment on how its made, when you dont know shit!!
@kimberlyclark6326
@kimberlyclark6326 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't take a genius to outsmart the dimwit...just someone with an IQ over 70.
@UTU49
@UTU49 7 жыл бұрын
"I was given this information." -- Donald Trump Translation: 1. I don't know anything. 2. I don't take responsibility for my own words and actions. 3. I will blame things on other people whenever I can. 4. I did not show any awareness that I was saying something untrue. And... 5. I don't really care whether it's true or not.
@macforme
@macforme 4 жыл бұрын
UTU49: and 6. How dare you question the President's declarations. ( He likes to speak about himself if the 3rd person.)
@gregmikulewicz2038
@gregmikulewicz2038 4 жыл бұрын
It was junior.
@bteiv676
@bteiv676 4 жыл бұрын
No truer words ever spoken by Spanky.,..I don't know anything. Hitting it right on the head. Get rid of this steaming pile of shit.
@TheHaloGamer
@TheHaloGamer 7 жыл бұрын
I was really trying to be optimistic about Trump, I thought he could actually be a great president if he simply became less delusional and accepted truth and fact. In such a short amount of time, my optimism has collapsed, him and his administration are so insanely delusional it's scary. We've often seen delusional politicians in the past, who have become much more reasonable when elected, but this is different. I can't imagine what will happen when his administration makes a really big mistake, will he just deny it happened? Will he blame it on a scapegoat? Will he even try to correct it? Will he blockade the media from releasing the truth labeling as "lies"? I'm growing more and more concerned in a very short period of time.
@hunterbowman5150
@hunterbowman5150 7 жыл бұрын
SH4D0WXR33CONt1 stop buying into the media, they are painting him that way! because of Trump, Intel is going to invest 7 billion here in my town Chandler AZ , and bring thousands of jobs, even the CEO said it was because of him, "the tax and regulatory policies we see the administration pushing forward"
@smiley1716
@smiley1716 7 жыл бұрын
Hunter Bowman how can you defend his blatantly false statements? I'm no fan of the current media overall but when Trump lies he looses all credibility
@BigBadLoneWolf
@BigBadLoneWolf 7 жыл бұрын
do a little research , intel decided to open a new plant years ago . it has nothing to do with trump
@ceciliaageofaquarius1225
@ceciliaageofaquarius1225 7 жыл бұрын
SH4D0WXR33CONt1 you expected a delusional person to not be delusional? lol.
@TopherHess1974
@TopherHess1974 7 жыл бұрын
Nobody is painting Trump negatively but Trump. How is that even disputable?
@gmn545
@gmn545 7 жыл бұрын
I'm thankful for Stephen and other comedians doing their best to get us to laugh our way through this shit show.
@gerryc3112
@gerryc3112 7 жыл бұрын
Why did I just flash to a vision of Nero playing his violin while Rome burned? --- sigh
@nandoginkaku7610
@nandoginkaku7610 7 жыл бұрын
Gerry C because sooner or later the US will be like that. good luck if you are there when it happens
@NarturArkano
@NarturArkano 7 жыл бұрын
Total anachronism. Violins (fiddles) did not exist in ancient roman times. But, yeah, I can definitely see the comparison.
@hello-qp1ge
@hello-qp1ge 7 жыл бұрын
A shit storm indeed. I'm sending a shipment of poo pouri to DC. LOL
@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068
@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 7 жыл бұрын
Ya bless them for profiting while america sinks...
@jadagreen4550
@jadagreen4550 7 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore this man and this show.
@traceygreen8140
@traceygreen8140 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is an absolute joke and a good source of entertainment! I'm surprised he can't hear Australia and New Zealand laughing their arses off at him! Our Prime Ministers certainly are. Hahaha
@debbie541
@debbie541 5 жыл бұрын
the orange republican should not be allowed to leave the country ever again - so embarassing
@joannestalder8163
@joannestalder8163 5 жыл бұрын
With you 100% Whatever he says is hilarious and Stephen Colbert gets to the funniest bits! My fave comedy and I live in 'Ausland'-like you! Check out how world leaders respond on Seth's "Closer Look"- also hilarious!
@DanielRodriguez-vz5ud
@DanielRodriguez-vz5ud 4 жыл бұрын
I live in America...now known as the land down under! Every day watching & hearing Dump taking a bigger one than the day before and watching him wet himself in the office, in bed, and out on the world stage! In fact he knows that he is a joke based that he got popularity applauses of approval from game 5 at the world series.
@donnabarry7901
@donnabarry7901 4 жыл бұрын
He really needs to lay off the adderall and dexedrine, and get on a strong anti psychotic# What an ignorant no class. Moron!!!
@Chris-ex5ed
@Chris-ex5ed 4 жыл бұрын
Here im canada and our prime minister is definitely laughing our asses off aswell. Its also sad at times we feel bad for our nabours. They used to great such great leaders
@AnnoyingKiwiDude
@AnnoyingKiwiDude 7 жыл бұрын
i am really nervous about trump. his close ties with Russia is not a good sign. i hope impeachment prevails.
@ClovisdeCruz
@ClovisdeCruz 7 жыл бұрын
Neither is his elongated "made in chynah" red tie a good sign.
@stephaniegilstrap1261
@stephaniegilstrap1261 7 жыл бұрын
Cracked me up.
@epicDrummer1707
@epicDrummer1707 7 жыл бұрын
FreneticKey So you'd prefer to have the Democrats in who are mortal enemies with Russia? Seems like it's better to be allies with Russia than their enemies.
@Phlimbob
@Phlimbob 7 жыл бұрын
With Russia, there is risk of being a puppet, allowing Russian interference in everyday American life, or letting Russia get away actions we would otherwise find inexcusable. When Russia invades neighbors or tests missiles, are we supposed to look the other way because they are our ally? We don't have to be enemies, but we shouldn't be as close as Trump is trying to make us.
@benedictdonald768
@benedictdonald768 7 жыл бұрын
Russia will be no ally either way. It makes no difference which party controls the White House. Sooner or later Putin will turn on Trump. Because Putin wants to undermine democracy, not reach out to them. Just you wait and see.
@tootz1950
@tootz1950 7 жыл бұрын
How do republicans actually believe in what Trump says? Is there comprhension level really that low? All the comedy shows are using direct quotes from him...they don't even have to write material anymore.
@TaliesinMyrddin
@TaliesinMyrddin 7 жыл бұрын
A lot of republicans don't, honestly. Trump ran on a campaign of not being a politician and used the Republican party to get there. I would assume many people who voted for Trump had no real prior party affiliation. It's almost a coup.
@tootz1950
@tootz1950 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, almost a coup, which I hope is preventable. However I know Republicans who totally support Trump, although they sound like him when trying to explain to me why. In other words, they don;t make a lot of sense and blame Hillary for so much. also the Republican Congress is backing Trump to the hilt...Have they all turned dictator- mode and can't see how screwed up he is?
@DanielBrownsan
@DanielBrownsan 7 жыл бұрын
As a staunch democrat and liberal, I've been trying to wrap my head around this very concept myself. It seems clear that, even republicans aren't agreeing with much of what he says. Trump fans seem to be the "unheard masses"; the ones who lost jobs (because of what they've been led to believe is due to manufacturing being shipped "overseas" (not understanding that automakers moved operations to Mexico) *OR* that foreign workers are coming in to take their jobs (when most foreign workers come in to take jobs Americans _won't_ do - like pick vegetables and fruit - or toil in restaurant kitchens at insane hours for miniscule pay.) These are also people who feel socially pressured by "political correctness". They've become terrified of saying the wrong thing or calling someone by the wrong race/ethnicity/gender. It is a cognitive dissonance to people who don't handle dissonance well, especially that involving the brain. (I say this with a bit of sympathy because I work with one.) Hope that helps.
@vietrofl
@vietrofl 7 жыл бұрын
Yes they really are that dumb
@tootz1950
@tootz1950 7 жыл бұрын
I guess I just really want to understand what they see in him and why they can't see what an incompetent he is. Also very dangerous with the people he has surrounded himself with.
@lindaroot1752
@lindaroot1752 7 жыл бұрын
Impeach & jail Trump and his fellow con men!!
@Chris-ex5ed
@Chris-ex5ed 4 жыл бұрын
Ouch. Our system is completely broken and we may have dumpy in power for another 20 years. Looks like putin is giving him the game plan to consolidate power
@ayushsingh-eh9vf
@ayushsingh-eh9vf 7 жыл бұрын
he is on fire !! that DeVos joke!😂😂😂😂
@lisamorgan3419
@lisamorgan3419 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert, you need to talk about how congress is trying to get rid of the endangered species act. This is important everyone needs to know!
@Slokeyz
@Slokeyz 7 жыл бұрын
That's what John Oliver is for haha
@harveydent1731
@harveydent1731 7 жыл бұрын
Lisa Morgan Sorry he needs clicks and will pander for it.
@katemyers2764
@katemyers2764 7 жыл бұрын
Please let people know - it is horrible.
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 7 жыл бұрын
Lisa Morgan Could you please tell us more about thay? I'm not from the USA, so the news here don't cover everything.
@ArmoredChocoboLPs
@ArmoredChocoboLPs 7 жыл бұрын
Lisa Morgan I'm gonna have to see a link on this.
@allisonrios5913
@allisonrios5913 7 жыл бұрын
I miss Obama
@ryanthomas9306
@ryanthomas9306 7 жыл бұрын
Allison Rios I miss his personality, but not his tax increases on middle class when he flat out promised absolutely no tax increases on middle class
@gunandbomb4637
@gunandbomb4637 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Thomas taxes haven't increased since bush, federal taxes at least he has no control over state taxes
@connorsmith6517
@connorsmith6517 7 жыл бұрын
thedoublejointedcat wow it's obvious you don't deserve a political opinion if you think Obama was a bad president.
@haid3r88
@haid3r88 7 жыл бұрын
thedoublejointedcat you're country isn't in the dirt you crying pansy.. just because you're own life might be shit you blame the previous President lol spoken like THAT type of American the world thinks negatively off...
@TonyDennie123
@TonyDennie123 7 жыл бұрын
+thedoublejointedcat...That's not true. Obama DID double the national debt from $10 trillion to $20 trillion AND he almost started a Civil War.
@libalbi
@libalbi 7 жыл бұрын
I just love how, since trump is president, Stephen Colbert is just obviously throwing so much shade at him😂😂. Before he at least tried to be a little nice. Best host ever😂😂😂
@ehnat0502
@ehnat0502 5 жыл бұрын
Love Colbert
@juniy7388
@juniy7388 3 жыл бұрын
@Erik Cnating He is still the best !
@1wer819
@1wer819 4 жыл бұрын
This is why he personally hasn't held press conferences for years. Bigly ignorant for all to see!
@Chris-ex5ed
@Chris-ex5ed 4 жыл бұрын
This didnt age well.
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-ex5ed nope, it did
@atd233
@atd233 7 жыл бұрын
that was a really long SNL skit.
@ultimatemeepo
@ultimatemeepo 7 жыл бұрын
boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
@daveyritchey2825
@daveyritchey2825 7 жыл бұрын
atd 3 I know, and we got 4 more years of this walking snl skit too
@Cnith
@Cnith 7 жыл бұрын
ZP Your ctrl+v keys are stuck. You keep on pasting the same thing.
@mrspidey80
@mrspidey80 7 жыл бұрын
SNL should sue Trump for ripping of Alec Baldwin.
@rojaws1183
@rojaws1183 7 жыл бұрын
Quoting Republicans is comedy gold these days.
@maddawgyolo
@maddawgyolo 7 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I've inherited a mess" Colbert: "No, you inherited a fortune, we elected a mess" it's funny because it's true
@arjuhama
@arjuhama 7 жыл бұрын
"It's funny because it's treason." - Stephen Colbert on Michael Flynn
@russianhomecat3313
@russianhomecat3313 7 жыл бұрын
20 trillion national debt fortune😂😂😂😂😂😂
@autohmae
@autohmae 7 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's sad ?
@arpitshukla8751
@arpitshukla8751 7 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think Seth Meyers said that in his segment of closer look covering this clusterfuck!
@oscarnemo8084
@oscarnemo8084 7 жыл бұрын
Well, it was a mess before. But America was tired of the mess, so they made it worse.
@Lee-cy7df
@Lee-cy7df 7 жыл бұрын
Impeach this chump already !!
@thecaptain5026
@thecaptain5026 7 жыл бұрын
trump is behaving much worse then I could ever imagine. what a clown
@robinjackson7882
@robinjackson7882 4 жыл бұрын
The Captain Exactly. It’s his job. Maybe you should switch to Fox News. They are friendlier to your views.
@Chris-ex5ed
@Chris-ex5ed 4 жыл бұрын
@@robinjackson7882 its much worse now then i ever could have imagined even for this administration. They are seizing medical supplies from hospitals and reselling it to the highest bidder. Jared Kushner is running that shit show.
@jean-lucpicard581
@jean-lucpicard581 4 жыл бұрын
wait for 2020...
@caesarelias6797
@caesarelias6797 3 жыл бұрын
@@jean-lucpicard581 at this point in time in 2020, we are now 200,000 covid deaths and counting, plus a public declaration of a possible dictator in chief.
@WKaliberr
@WKaliberr 7 жыл бұрын
Impeach Trump!
@Carlos-pc7od
@Carlos-pc7od 7 жыл бұрын
Pence is awful, but he would be better than Trump.
@geniemiki
@geniemiki 7 жыл бұрын
Carlos 123 Pence would be more competent, but "better"...I don't know, he's like ultra-fucking conservative!
@miratodc
@miratodc 7 жыл бұрын
he is no fool Pence, his views on women's rights are even worse. I think he is better riding shotgun.
@louisekelly9706
@louisekelly9706 7 жыл бұрын
WKaliber
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 7 жыл бұрын
Mirato DarkWolf What is Pence's view on women, and how on planet earth can it be worse than Trumps?
@mihajlo961x
@mihajlo961x 7 жыл бұрын
"We meet at Oprah's house." Gold.
@Areanyusernamesleft
@Areanyusernamesleft 7 жыл бұрын
Saiga762x39mm AK47 ignoring the obvious inflammatory bait, it's not *any* reporter's job to set up meetings between a US President and members of Congress. Trump should have staff that can do that for him if he cannot or doesn't want to do it himself.
@Areanyusernamesleft
@Areanyusernamesleft 7 жыл бұрын
Saiga762x39mm AK47 he asked her to "setup up a meeting", regardless of if he thought specifically it was her job or not he asked her to do something either he or his administration should be doing.
@bish0piii142
@bish0piii142 7 жыл бұрын
It was good joke, but to the people suggesting that it's her job to set it up, that's a dumb suggestion. He easily should have the contacts to rally and meet with them. Even George Bush and his father included them in gentrification and urban renewal affairs.
@ryanelliott7620
@ryanelliott7620 7 жыл бұрын
Milo Y don't you have a book to take care of?? Or did the kid thing fuck it up?
@gunnyking7890
@gunnyking7890 7 жыл бұрын
It's not her job.
@EmpathyAnonymous
@EmpathyAnonymous 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Colbert, you make our country proud -even if the orange potus does not. Thanking you for keeping our hopes alive during a time of great darkness.
@dinimiller64
@dinimiller64 4 жыл бұрын
Your unique way of dealing w/this orange clown relieves the stress I feel every single day he is in office. TY FROM my heart.
@dinimiller64
@dinimiller64 4 жыл бұрын
TY for your thumbs up.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
All the late nite guys hv been great and keeping us sane ❤️🌹🦋 during the EXTREME insanity
@janneaalto3956
@janneaalto3956 7 жыл бұрын
Trump sure did the world of comedy a favor. Obama was so good that you couldn't really make funny jokes about him. Political jokes are only funny when the situation is bad.
@janneaalto3956
@janneaalto3956 7 жыл бұрын
>_>
@m00nAlways0nMe
@m00nAlways0nMe 7 жыл бұрын
Lots of people made fun of him. Hell there is millions of memes. The difference is that Obama joined in and made fun of himself.
@BossCrazyRoss
@BossCrazyRoss 6 жыл бұрын
Janne Aalto not nessesarily. He could make friendly jokes. While you are correct, it is MUCH funnier when the topic they are talking about something bad, it is still funny when its just friendly teasing.
@larrybarter9310
@larrybarter9310 6 жыл бұрын
Janne Aalto: "... jokes are only funny when the situation is bad." Well, with the Orange Tiny Thumbed Twitterite the situation may become critical.
@BigDaddyDax
@BigDaddyDax 6 жыл бұрын
Janne Aalto true!!!
@ShawnValsean
@ShawnValsean 7 жыл бұрын
notice how the bastard didnt interrupt the white guys anywhere near as much as a black woman. shows his character
@ryanthomas9306
@ryanthomas9306 7 жыл бұрын
Shawn Silver shows your character too that you look only at race
@hamzakais1762
@hamzakais1762 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Thomas he is looking at facts, not race
@LatrodectusVariolus
@LatrodectusVariolus 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Thomas ah the old "people who call out racism are the REAL racists" Get outta here with that bullshit.
@mermaidman961
@mermaidman961 7 жыл бұрын
He was interrupting everybody. Rude? Yeah kinda, but you obviously didn't watch the whole conference. Please stop assuming racism in everything.
@Grapesoflol
@Grapesoflol 7 жыл бұрын
That is some conformation bias if i've ever seen it. Holy shit, he interrupted and disrespected other people way more times than that black lady in the SAME PRESS CONFERENCE. You are a special kind of dense.
@xarlev
@xarlev 7 жыл бұрын
The night Trump went full Kanye
@hello-qp1ge
@hello-qp1ge 7 жыл бұрын
or full Patrick Bateman! LOL
@sarielever986
@sarielever986 7 жыл бұрын
If Kanye really runs for presidency in 2020, he has some things going for him...
@LebogangRatsoana
@LebogangRatsoana 7 жыл бұрын
You are disrespecting Kanye with this. When has Kanye ever been stupid?
@xPTKx37
@xPTKx37 7 жыл бұрын
Alan Hettinger "you went full Kayne; you never go full Kayne, everyone knows that "
@wwaxwork
@wwaxwork 7 жыл бұрын
Well Kanye actually has talent to back up his weirdness. Pussy grabbing isn't really a skill.
@lotanerve
@lotanerve 5 жыл бұрын
So Steven?. You proud of yourself? Well, you and your team should be, because that was top shelf stuff.
@smittykins
@smittykins 4 жыл бұрын
Jon: “We meet at Oprah’s house.” 🤣🤣🤣
@philipmarlowe5249
@philipmarlowe5249 7 жыл бұрын
Dear God he makes Bush Jr look like a professional and well polished public speaker.
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 7 жыл бұрын
Philip Marlowe Actually when I just recently heard a speech of George W. I was totally thrilled to hear someone of such eloquence and coherence- compared to Trump of course.
@MrNothingButAir
@MrNothingButAir 7 жыл бұрын
much rather have any of the Bush than Trump
@Dragonk116
@Dragonk116 7 жыл бұрын
I miss Obama already.
@DrAmazing
@DrAmazing 7 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I feel like I really owe bush an apology for how much I used to mock him.
@DrCruel
@DrCruel 7 жыл бұрын
That's why Trump won. The American public generally hate the Left.
@MohawkJonIs1311
@MohawkJonIs1311 7 жыл бұрын
How long until he is impeached?
@RizenLink
@RizenLink 7 жыл бұрын
impeachdonaldtrumpnow.org/
@cnnnpc4351
@cnnnpc4351 7 жыл бұрын
Sad!
@sophovot5079
@sophovot5079 7 жыл бұрын
I give it 8 months
@kaydenlockheart8447
@kaydenlockheart8447 7 жыл бұрын
MohawkJonIs1311 please! D,x
@rivolinho
@rivolinho 7 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right. Isn't it disgusting that politicians would be so self serving as to be willing to leave this buffoon in office for as long as it is expedient for themselves and no longer.
@manupsucka
@manupsucka 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Steven for breakin' it down. Speak truth to power. And keep doing it.
@LisaLisa-rl3pm
@LisaLisa-rl3pm 6 жыл бұрын
"Nuclear holocaust would be like no other..." I see why he graduated top of his class at Wharton. Omg Save us!
@CreativeUsernameEh
@CreativeUsernameEh 7 жыл бұрын
The reporter asks him "Why should people trust you?" and Dump replies "I don't know, I was given that information!" and then he still has the gall to label others as "very fake news" with a bratty little smirk on his face. That's the president talking. Holy shit.
@jasminesmith4701
@jasminesmith4701 7 жыл бұрын
CreativeUsernameEh b,,
@crapstirrer
@crapstirrer 7 жыл бұрын
CreativeUsernameEh the bully copied the wrong homework.
@mitchellk129
@mitchellk129 7 жыл бұрын
It's incredible. For as much as some bagged on Bush (me included) at least the man had humility and some fucking semblance of competence.
@Klgeib100
@Klgeib100 7 жыл бұрын
Robert K He can be trusted because he's kept his word. 27 days in and he's held to a higher standard than the last 5 in office, and he's still blowing you snowflakes to bits at the same time.
@robertcornelius3514
@robertcornelius3514 7 жыл бұрын
Anti-Trump is anti-American.
@rufioshaw5441
@rufioshaw5441 7 жыл бұрын
R.I.P America.
@gernm18
@gernm18 7 жыл бұрын
RIP USA? you mean? I don't think so. Also America is a continent and it will be fine. Mexico is already thinking of purchasing corn from Argentina or Brasil instead of the USA (as NAFTA says). As far as the USA time will tell.
@thoth-5629
@thoth-5629 7 жыл бұрын
@GERNM18 "Make America Great Again" -POTUS
@pherasabraxas
@pherasabraxas 7 жыл бұрын
thoth - nice!!
@Sub0Gaming
@Sub0Gaming 7 жыл бұрын
Rufio Shaw Rip Africa. Rip China. Shut the fuck up and go look into other places that are in worse shape than we are. Not saying we are fantastic cause we aren't but, fuck outta here lol.
@shahrumrizvi3541
@shahrumrizvi3541 7 жыл бұрын
Sub0Gaming oh no lets focus on other countries going to hell while ours goes into the deepest pits of hell because who actually cares about this country 😂😂 not our president it seems. Not his supporters. You guys are so desperate to try and throw the argument elsewhere so you dont have to face what an atrocious president he is and what a horrible country we're turning into.
@dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916
@dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916 7 жыл бұрын
That woman should have stopped him in his tracks and said that was extremely offensive... How dare he address her that way?! I would've responded with "BITCH DO YOU KNOW THE CBC?!" But then I'd just be an angry black woman right? Smfh...Racism is the purest form of ignorance.
@BuildConsciousness
@BuildConsciousness 7 жыл бұрын
Says the true racist. Just look at the CBC since President Trump was elected, just a bunch of sore loser race baiters.
@joshjones6072
@joshjones6072 5 жыл бұрын
"That's not my job" was what I half expected her to say. The guy is an oaf and rude. Outrageous.
@debbie541
@debbie541 5 жыл бұрын
Racism is the purest form of ignorance.
@JudemanArt
@JudemanArt 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm President Trump, and finishing a sentence is, you know, not easy for me because, my numbers are good, the best good, very, Blacks are very good people."
@slimss21
@slimss21 7 жыл бұрын
Two things; He can't read. & When does the impeachment start?
@TheDefaultHero
@TheDefaultHero 7 жыл бұрын
1) He wrote 3 fucking books, you fucking moron. 2) When he actually does something that would result in impeachment. You people claim Trump lives in an alternate reality, but you are the deluded cry babies.whining for something that you know deep down you aren't going to get, but you have a go whining about it anyways. Pathetic.
@slimss21
@slimss21 7 жыл бұрын
Default Hero 1. He did not WRITE any books. moron. 2. Who are "you people". are you assuming I'm a Democrat? or that I didn't vote for Trump? because you'd be wrong on both. I'm just smart enough to realize that we fucked up. 😂😂😂😋
@danlyday7248
@danlyday7248 7 жыл бұрын
Default Hero whining like you are right now?
@babybirdhome
@babybirdhome 7 жыл бұрын
qz.com/831521/donald-trumps-art-of-the-deal-ghostwriter-tony-schwartz-is-waging-psychological-warfare-against-trump/ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/30/donald-trump-tony-schwartz-art-of-the-deal-out-of-control www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-vocabulary_us_580d458de4b0a03911ed69b6 www.nytimes.com/2016/07/19/us/politics/trump-book-tony-schwartz.html Tell me again about all the books Donald Trump wrote. The guy probably didn't even write any of his college papers! Want proof? Let's get copies of them and compare the vocabulary to what Donald Trump actually says. I'd bet double Trump's entire claimed fortune with you that there's no alignment between the two. You seem to be under the impression that rich people can't buy things.
@chrismartino3519
@chrismartino3519 7 жыл бұрын
No he hired a writer to write those books... look shit up before you start berating people or else someone might mistake you for Donald Trump
@truantray
@truantray 7 жыл бұрын
How does a President have so much time to watch TV?
@LadyCeag840
@LadyCeag840 7 жыл бұрын
He probably uses the time he takes Tweeting in a briefing room to watch news on his phone...
@ericreese7792
@ericreese7792 7 жыл бұрын
The President's Daily Brief has been replaced by Fox & Friends.
@TheKnizzine
@TheKnizzine 7 жыл бұрын
okleydokley The other two branches have most of the power, pretty much all presidents do now is sign bills and give speeches. Is slowly been becoming the royal family since people were all "dude this guy is a little crazy and has a lot of power" back in the 20s.
@ardiejonkman
@ardiejonkman 7 жыл бұрын
by letting bannon do the president stuff
@miche.5146
@miche.5146 7 жыл бұрын
okleydokley by Trump time ofcourse
@australian.2722
@australian.2722 7 жыл бұрын
he is so entertaining.. LMAO 😂😂😂
@SecularSerenity
@SecularSerenity 7 жыл бұрын
"You inherited a fortune. We elected a mess." So true and I'm not even a liberal.
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 7 жыл бұрын
Remember fifteen years ago, when the most embarrassing thing the US President did was choke on a pretzel? I miss those days.
@donnaharris4420
@donnaharris4420 7 жыл бұрын
Right...or threw up on an Asian dignitary....fond memories
@ANSELNaamehRahab
@ANSELNaamehRahab 7 жыл бұрын
What-If Machine Bush for good word, I like him now
@davebryan8416
@davebryan8416 7 жыл бұрын
Obviously that wasn't the most embarrassing moment in Bush's presidency. Letting Dick Cheney and co. steer his administration in all sorts of heinous directions using 9/11 as a justifier was the most embarrassing.
@SelSun83
@SelSun83 7 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't call that embarassing, just sad...
@JLEffizy
@JLEffizy 7 жыл бұрын
Lol... no we don't, we're aware that every fucked up thing that has happened in this country in the last 40 years has been the doing of the Republican party.
@GamingPenis
@GamingPenis 7 жыл бұрын
the worse the president the better the comedy
@Subash0069
@Subash0069 7 жыл бұрын
That's why the more I laugh during the show, the more concerned I get afterwards. Today, I didn't even need Colbert to make fun of the Press Conference. I was watching it live and started laughing because I couldn't believe that it was really happening. For a while I really thought that was Alec Baldwin from SNL.
@LameGeneration91
@LameGeneration91 7 жыл бұрын
Biggus Dickus you have the most annoying profile photo
@nocalsteve
@nocalsteve 7 жыл бұрын
Oh man, just wait until Saturday night.
7 жыл бұрын
Gideon haha were all gonna die
@GantzIsSloppy
@GantzIsSloppy 7 жыл бұрын
+Ramsés Amadeus "Shut up Rattrap"
@kongo-zaire
@kongo-zaire 7 жыл бұрын
Referring to the #POTUS: "You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess... for the record." 😂😂🤣🤣 This Colbert dude deserves a Guinness book of records for insults! Woooooooowww
@ramonawhitaker4503
@ramonawhitaker4503 7 жыл бұрын
"you inherited a fortune, we elected a mess". Very succinct.
@DiaXisHD
@DiaXisHD 7 жыл бұрын
Overtime you can see the dislike bar on his videos decreasing as time goes on. People are starting to realise the joke Trump really is.
@kaiserkaisie
@kaiserkaisie 7 жыл бұрын
Do you think the dislike bar is at all representative of US population?
@sixstanger00
@sixstanger00 7 жыл бұрын
And it's only been 1 month....
@TuanNguyen-nx3nm
@TuanNguyen-nx3nm 7 жыл бұрын
Nah, I'm just really fucking tired of Liberal Propaganda, and how they don't see themselves being manipulated. First time in a month I've checked out the stupidity happening.
@mamadshonazaramonov3010
@mamadshonazaramonov3010 7 жыл бұрын
Overtime you can see the dislike bar on his videos decreasing as time goes on. People are not watching it anymore. It just became a club of antipathic Trump haters and no one else :(
@Deweychu
@Deweychu 7 жыл бұрын
Tuan Nguyen Bruh. I'm no liberal, and this isn't propaganda. Dude is a moron and an awful person, purely driven by the desire to "win" the election, and now has no clue what he's doing. Hate liberals, fine, but by continuing to defend Trump, you're showing your own incompetence.
@LadyCeag840
@LadyCeag840 7 жыл бұрын
YES! We believed Hillary would've been tougher on Russia than you! Anyone would've been tougher on Russia than you are! My 4-year-old cousin can be tougher on Russia than you are, and she doesn't even know why!
@ikr9358
@ikr9358 7 жыл бұрын
Weren't the Republicans saying that she would start a war with Russia? That sounds pretty tough!
@navyblue12
@navyblue12 7 жыл бұрын
Why would you advocate escalating the situation with Russia? There are already US troops at their border. War is something to strive for these days? I can't believe that this BS is actully being put forward as an arguement.
@Cartman4wesome
@Cartman4wesome 7 жыл бұрын
Lol exactly. Even Drumpf supporters knew this. Thats why they vote for him because they knew he would be their bitch and as they also said "he wont start WW3"
@lovipoekimo176
@lovipoekimo176 7 жыл бұрын
Who said anything about war? Being tough on Russian automatically means declaring war? Is that what you're saying?
@jennbaker6964
@jennbaker6964 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, cause the one who WONT start a global conflict is the manchild who doesn't understand the consequences of his actions... I never understood that point against hillary
@TyTheRegularMan
@TyTheRegularMan 5 жыл бұрын
I find it so disheartening that April said "CBC" with the assumption that Donald had any idea what that stands for. She's obviously used to communicating with competent individuals.
@williamfloyd5546
@williamfloyd5546 5 жыл бұрын
8
@joeylaird77
@joeylaird77 7 жыл бұрын
Alrighty then! 😂 Brilliant👍
@whoisj
@whoisj 7 жыл бұрын
"you inherited a fortune, we elected a mess" pure gold
@1TrueGem
@1TrueGem 7 жыл бұрын
J Wyman - yes!!
@mr_underscore5320
@mr_underscore5320 7 жыл бұрын
J Wyman Probably!
@AbB-nv2wk
@AbB-nv2wk 7 жыл бұрын
J Wyman. but it is true, Obama left a mess
@FerraTiKarinaNeil
@FerraTiKarinaNeil 7 жыл бұрын
No. George W. left a mess for Obama; the largest unemployment rate since the great depression. The unemployment rate since Trump took office has been under 5%. Hardly a 'mess'!
@Sashapooch
@Sashapooch 7 жыл бұрын
This is an alternative fact. Otherwise known as a lie.
@PrivacyKingdoms
@PrivacyKingdoms 7 жыл бұрын
I'll always remember... you INHERITED a fortune... we ELECTED a mess
@jamesl9371
@jamesl9371 4 жыл бұрын
Twump: I was given the wrong information and I didn’t check it because I’m an idiot
@mariaobrien4209
@mariaobrien4209 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best I am still laughing. 😂
@jhock9171
@jhock9171 7 жыл бұрын
Let's just remember, this all happened because people either thought their vote didn't matter or they didn't like the choices involved. Well, as it turns out, abstaining from making hard decisions doesn't exempt you from the reality of any repercussions that inaction results in.
@aramisesquilin3187
@aramisesquilin3187 7 жыл бұрын
Jeff Hocker I appreciate this comment.
@imaij1
@imaij1 7 жыл бұрын
Jeff Hocker I so agree with you on this comment. Whew, you hit the nail on the head.
@larbur9342
@larbur9342 7 жыл бұрын
Jeff Hocker Thank you
@funfactsfactory620
@funfactsfactory620 7 жыл бұрын
I thought Hilary won the popular vote, with 48.2% against Donald Trump's 46.1%.
@enfercesttout
@enfercesttout 7 жыл бұрын
As an anarchist i approve
@Dawsrod
@Dawsrod 7 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best openings I've ever seen from him, absolutely hilarious. I'm glad I can forget about all of the awful things happening and just laugh. Thank you Colbert.
@rodneybuckland4140
@rodneybuckland4140 7 жыл бұрын
Dawson Rodriguez forget about the awful things that are happening and laugh until you realize your laughing at the horrible things that are happening and shit yourself
@archaicsentinel
@archaicsentinel 7 жыл бұрын
So true
@99TylerLee
@99TylerLee 7 жыл бұрын
John Marino you're the reason republicans are a joke
@Dawsrod
@Dawsrod 7 жыл бұрын
tyler lee I couldn't agree more
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 3 жыл бұрын
@John Marino he's not
@deegreen7868
@deegreen7868 7 жыл бұрын
" You can't put a crown on a clown, and expect him to act like a king."
@raywexler9602
@raywexler9602 7 жыл бұрын
I LOST it when he said frederick douglass
@datamasked623
@datamasked623 7 жыл бұрын
All the people who cast a vote for Donald Trump in November owe the rest of us an apology immediately. This is why we elected Hillary Clinton. I'm serious, too. Trump voters, please use my comment section to apologize to America and the world.
@owomoxcx
@owomoxcx 7 жыл бұрын
Raging Heretic I'm not a Trump supporter nor an american, but I apologize on behalf of the entire human race that there are people in this world who voted for this idiot.
@dlc2139
@dlc2139 7 жыл бұрын
Raging Heretic Hillary was crap as well. We should've elected Bernie
@The3p3hr
@The3p3hr 7 жыл бұрын
Raging Heretic i think other people who didnt vote also should apologize! not only to american people but to the world! you have a amazing country with unprecidented power and yet it is being ruined by a clown!
@5pctLowBattery
@5pctLowBattery 7 жыл бұрын
Raging Heretic Trump supporters cheer his combative stance with the media - PBS NewsHour apple.news/AjLkFzeA3Rfe7emdOqChY-Q 😳
@adriennerenzi5053
@adriennerenzi5053 7 жыл бұрын
justmejr315 OMG! Incredible! I'm so naive... I thought: ok they voted Trump (wtf???) but they'll understand their mistake very quickly and react BUT NO...they persist in their immeasurable stupidity
@qasperr994
@qasperr994 7 жыл бұрын
All the president's of the past are collectively shaking their heads in disbelief.
@trenchmccoat273
@trenchmccoat273 7 жыл бұрын
Qas Perr There are reports that George Washington rolled over so quickly that he launched himself into orbit.
@cinemastudios1479
@cinemastudios1479 7 жыл бұрын
I love STEPHEN!!!
@davelee2876
@davelee2876 3 жыл бұрын
"No, you inherited a fortune. We elected a mess." Oh! Snap!!! 🤣🤣 🔥 🔥
@Hunt2EatWild
@Hunt2EatWild 7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump. Making America more of a global embarrassment every day.
@dragon53777
@dragon53777 7 жыл бұрын
I think that's his next slogan.
@giantslay3r756
@giantslay3r756 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert killed it. Waiting for John Oliver's take on it.
@plasticjesus444
@plasticjesus444 7 жыл бұрын
Mihir Bharucha probably the only good part about trump being president is getting to watch all the late night shows roast him every day
@varana
@varana 7 жыл бұрын
I hope Oliver keeps his remarks short and talks about other things. He managed to resist Trump for most of the campaign, he can do it again. At least one segment of the Late Night circus should be "and here's how other people f§&ked up, too". :D
@MrWrexr
@MrWrexr 7 жыл бұрын
Mihir Bharucha sunday night cant come soon enough
@giantslay3r756
@giantslay3r756 7 жыл бұрын
varana312 Agreed. But now that trump is president he cannot ignore him like he used to before.
@pjg9848
@pjg9848 7 жыл бұрын
You are AWESOME Colbert ! ! !
@PeggyJame
@PeggyJame 4 жыл бұрын
Stormy Daniels said his thing was like a mushroom
@mykylc
@mykylc 7 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness...I haven't watched or looked forward to an SNL opening in 20 years or more.
@raidernation9851
@raidernation9851 7 жыл бұрын
mykylc lol! same here
@wgjung1
@wgjung1 7 жыл бұрын
He went full Sarah Palin, never go full Palin.
@kymbella215
@kymbella215 7 жыл бұрын
Loved this. So on point.
@dodadagohuhsgi
@dodadagohuhsgi 4 жыл бұрын
"You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess." CLASSIC COLBERT!!
@2157AF
@2157AF 7 жыл бұрын
A 71 year old man-child.
@itscris1973
@itscris1973 7 жыл бұрын
Optimax71 I thought he was 70
@rualert1602
@rualert1602 7 жыл бұрын
He's actually somewhere between 5 and 12. Growing up in a dysfunctional family.
@DulceN
@DulceN 7 жыл бұрын
It's Cris A strangely immature 70 year old... SMH
@esarts6744
@esarts6744 7 жыл бұрын
Yes and what a crybaby.
@dr.edwardrichtofen365
@dr.edwardrichtofen365 7 жыл бұрын
I find this insulting to man-childs everywhere
@charlestabone2398
@charlestabone2398 7 жыл бұрын
The Late Show is funny, however the President's press conference was horrifyingly surreal. Trump could not make a coherent argument. It is extremely worrying that someone in charge of the nuclear codes raved and ranted a jumbled word salad of paranoia and megolomania.
@AttorneyK
@AttorneyK 7 жыл бұрын
I genuinely don't understand how, like how at this point can anyone think to themselves and say "Agent Orange is doing a great job!". I am not American but if this is how half of your population believes, that should be very concerning.
@emergencybowtie
@emergencybowtie 7 жыл бұрын
yeah the jokes are funny but i didn't laugh at all cause its so scary
@kaoz928
@kaoz928 7 жыл бұрын
Just read the propaganda machine Brietbart and you will see how they manage to spin everything to "He totally nailed it!"
@charlestabone2398
@charlestabone2398 7 жыл бұрын
Ken Kusanagi I suspect that those who voted for Trump were fed up of the empty promises and fancy rhetoric that promoted the failed policies of Washington. In my humble opinion Trump did not represent an anti establishment vote, he represented the desperation vote. The savior untainted by the political class who could not be bought by special interests, lobbyist and multinationals. I did not vote for Trump however I cannot judge those who suffered under previous administrations for doing so as stupid. I had\have a good job and I cannot fully appreciate the hardships they endured.
@chrisramey5096
@chrisramey5096 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy and how he tells the truth about trump , in his haha monologue!
@puregolden7659
@puregolden7659 7 жыл бұрын
*_"No. You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess."_* This guy must be Superman to have **** made of steel to say that. *I Love Him!*
@Sagrimont
@Sagrimont 7 жыл бұрын
Donald trump MAKES ME cringe.
@Sagrimont
@Sagrimont 7 жыл бұрын
I don't care, I would NOT defend Hillary, but I will NOT defend trump either. I don't pick the lesser of two evils to become the most powerful person on the fucking planet. Either people's hatred for one candidate blinded them to the problems with their own, or people said "sure, i'll take a dick up my ass rather than in my mouth." when in reality, either way, YOU'RE STILL GETTING FUCKED. So don't defend him, don't defend her, don't say "well he's better than her" or "well she should have won." Just sit back and objectively analyze whoever won... In this case, it's the autistic Cheeto.
@miliejones3900
@miliejones3900 7 жыл бұрын
WSD333 they both suck ass. Shame on republicans for even letting him get as far as he did.
@branraisin684
@branraisin684 7 жыл бұрын
milie jones I'd just like to say the same about Hilary
@John6-40
@John6-40 7 жыл бұрын
You cringing makes me laugh. Enjoy the next 8 years. MAGA!
@megamar
@megamar 7 жыл бұрын
Deric Gregory you mean 4 years?
@truthmatters5743
@truthmatters5743 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is killing it in the past 3 monologues. Go Colbert, let's get you to correspondent dinner once again.
@Swartking
@Swartking 7 жыл бұрын
Truth Matters He's brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. 👌
@calibaby6913
@calibaby6913 7 жыл бұрын
I need this to happen now.
@pahulgill6114
@pahulgill6114 7 жыл бұрын
so is ur mom
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 7 жыл бұрын
Truth Matters his ratings have been shooting upwards too. He's taken the number 1 spot from Fallon a good few times lately.
@DaveWhoa
@DaveWhoa 7 жыл бұрын
+Josh Uddin holy shit ... i don't know if you're joking or not, but the stark reality is that yes - two comedians would do a better job! Stewart and Colbert actually could be alright
@GoodHumorBadWeather
@GoodHumorBadWeather 7 жыл бұрын
Q: How is Trump gonna get rid of all the Mexicans? A: Juan by Juan
@rohananya
@rohananya 5 жыл бұрын
Love love love this man - and the programme. Hello from good old London Town x
@soloseraphimheartsong3710
@soloseraphimheartsong3710 7 жыл бұрын
She had to explain what the "CBC" was to the president. Pathetic.
@acchaladka
@acchaladka 7 жыл бұрын
soloseraphim Heartsong To be fair us non-citizens though of Canadian Broadcasting Corporation...maybe Trump is not an American but a Russian citizen?
@acchaladka
@acchaladka 7 жыл бұрын
TheDopestGamer Uhhhhh, yeah buddy. Spasibo dla tvoye rasgavor tavarish...
@watogo7664
@watogo7664 7 жыл бұрын
soloseraphim Heartsong nancy pelosi thinks bush is still president
@thecaptain5026
@thecaptain5026 7 жыл бұрын
TheDopestGamer the us president should know though... wouldn't you think?
@sandiegibson1967
@sandiegibson1967 7 жыл бұрын
I am Canadian and I knew what CBC meant, it wasn't hard to figure out and I am surprised that you're ignorant President didn't know what it meant. He's your President for Christ Sake. Why are you making excuses for him? I thought it was America first, not Russia.
@ishaanbansal3503
@ishaanbansal3503 7 жыл бұрын
"You inherited a fortune, we elected a mess" That was JOKES
@russianhomecat3313
@russianhomecat3313 7 жыл бұрын
Ishaan Bansal a fortune of 20 billion of national debt😉
@NathanFromPA
@NathanFromPA 7 жыл бұрын
Russian Homecat Trillion
@TheRealProDuReX
@TheRealProDuReX 7 жыл бұрын
you cant measure fortune or mess with a number. Are you stupid or did you forget the crisis 2008? Yeah, let me guess, Obama's fault, too. You have not a single clue about economy and how it works, keep your mind simple, pls dont educated, you would be overextended.
@NathanFromPA
@NathanFromPA 7 жыл бұрын
ProDuReX Hey, let's be civil. Calling people stupid isn't going to change minds or benefit anyone.
@yourtearsaredelicious1214
@yourtearsaredelicious1214 7 жыл бұрын
sigh... you all missed the point. He said, "You inherited a fortune," to make a joke on how Donald Trump was born rich. He wasn't talking about the US being a "fortune".
@girliejax
@girliejax 4 жыл бұрын
"😂Oh 'VERY' fake news, I didn't know we were bringing out the 'BIG' stupid guns"😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@LachlanMoss
@LachlanMoss 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert always had some insightful and funny things to say but this has really developed into a consistent and polished act
@cc22ful
@cc22ful 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert's monologues are the reason I get on youtube.
@samuelsirota2816
@samuelsirota2816 2 жыл бұрын
Calms my peanut brain 💯
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 7 жыл бұрын
So either Trump didn't even know what the Congressional Black Caucus is, or he was trying to be sarcastically funny by asking a black reporter to set up a meeting with them. I was going to say that I can't tell if he's an imbecile or a tool, but then I realized there's nothing stopping him from being both.
@rheap129
@rheap129 7 жыл бұрын
Meh...I know lots of members of lots of groups. Doesn't mean I have the authority to set up meetings between them and anyone.
@898kenny1
@898kenny1 7 жыл бұрын
Jeremy he was asking her to setup the meeting even before she said she knew some of them...
@fordhouse8b
@fordhouse8b 7 жыл бұрын
The Congressional Black Caucus sent Trump a letter weeks ago to request a meeting. Crickets was the only response heard from the White House.
@harshitjain19991
@harshitjain19991 7 жыл бұрын
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@TorianTammas
@TorianTammas 7 жыл бұрын
+Jeremy Trump asked he to set up a meeting with them because he considered every Black knows every other Black. After Trump has asked if she is a member of the Black Caucus she says that she knows some of them.
@Whimsy3692
@Whimsy3692 5 жыл бұрын
"Circle, dot, cootie shot." That's an old one I haven't heard in a _long_ time. About 20-some-odd years. You can tell, Stephen really does have kids. XD
@hazeljones5272
@hazeljones5272 4 жыл бұрын
Stephan Colbert you are still good BUT you were great!!!!
@doctorjones300
@doctorjones300 7 жыл бұрын
The moment when the reporter corrected him on the electoral college votes and Trump said he was given that information... that had to be the most cringeworthy moment of the decade.
@DrTune
@DrTune 7 жыл бұрын
No, surely it was the one where the reporter asked if the leaks were real or fake news and Trump said they were absolutely real. You could hear the sound of heads being slapped backstage. Well, that and the uranium bit.. and.. and...
@KatieBellino
@KatieBellino 7 жыл бұрын
His comeback was poor, but in many ways it was the "biggest" victory since Reagan. I say that because people did not think Reagan would win either and then he won by a comfortable margin, just like Trump did. Obama got 365, but was projected to win anyway, so less of a surprise.
@onlinegamer3134
@onlinegamer3134 7 жыл бұрын
MsClarinut He said the biggest win, i'm fuckin sleep 😂😴😴
@st0rmforce
@st0rmforce 7 жыл бұрын
The babble about uranium nearly rendered me unconscious.
@UngratefulLiving420
@UngratefulLiving420 7 жыл бұрын
So now we're defending his lies with alternative interpretations? Trump obviously did not mean "biggest" in that regard, or he would have been more than happy to let the reporter know. I guess in hindsight it's good to have people like you to go back and revise his words and meanings to make them correct, a la Winston Smith in 1984. You're a true patriot.
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 7 жыл бұрын
I would cause the best nuclear holocaust. The most tremendous nuclear war. So much destruction. Fallout everywhere. The nuclear winter would last so long, you wouldn't believe. And the radiation, don't get me started on the radiation. We'll have so much mutation, you may get bored of mutations, believe me. What's that? Nuclear holocausts are bad? I’m skipping that information, I don’t know, I was given that information.
@wolvesan
@wolvesan 7 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows LMAO
@kirkthiets2771
@kirkthiets2771 7 жыл бұрын
Mick Funny Vrrrrrooooommmmmm.... I think that joke just jet past your IQ.
@catonkybord7950
@catonkybord7950 7 жыл бұрын
I can't help it, but read that in Trump's voice.
@alexcuellar484
@alexcuellar484 7 жыл бұрын
+Ink Stain same 😂
@AnEvolvingApe
@AnEvolvingApe 7 жыл бұрын
How could we possibly get bored of mutations? That's the best part about a nuclear winter!
@rodwellesrealguitar
@rodwellesrealguitar 7 жыл бұрын
Great honest and funny commentary... Beautiful work Stephen..... what a scary guy we got as President
@SWEETIJO
@SWEETIJO 7 жыл бұрын
"We meet at Oprah's" 😂
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