Stephen's 'Yo Mamma' Jokes | QI

[@Elheru42]

One's Mama has so much girth that she has on occasion resembled the Acropolis where the Parthenon is.

[@carolbeckett7922]

With no straight lines

[@apexiv6919]

They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is 🎶

[@Greenlightandgo]

Ooph. Deep cuts.

[@funnetick]

You've made me so happy.

[@a1e2-c1n]

omg you win

[@DneilB007]

“One’s mama is so exceedingly rotund… when she reclines about the domicile, she truly reclines about the domicile.”

[@annother3350]

Ones mama stood on some talking scales and the scales retorted 'one at a time please'

[@richardlloyd2589]

One’s mama sounds like two mamas.

[@magicelliotth]

Ones Mama is so morbidly obese, that when she attended school, she sat next to every person.

[@brucefreadrich1188]

One's matriarch has obtain such a state of obesity, that as I struggled to detour around her - my motorcar consumed all of the petrol.

[@ejgoldlust]

Capital jape To wit: One's mamá is quite generous of proportion; so much so that to get on her good side one must take the Tube and transfer thrice

[@melissamarsh2219]

One’s mama is of such generous proportions that the postal office is required to register her location independently

[@littlebluepanda394]

One's mama is so amply proportioned that a charabanc collided with her because, whilst there was ample available room in which to manoeuvre, it was not carrying sufficient fuel.

[@husarodelrey2159]

One's mama is so utterly immense, the sun never sets on her.

[@GlenBrixey]

"One's mama is so terrifically plump that she possesses a fine collection of natural satellites locked in gravitational orbit about her person."

[@singrdave]

Rich Hall would like a word about the moons

[@asusmctablet9180]

As long as Cruithne isn't one of them

[@AnttiBrax]

One's mama is so vast that when she strolls past the television receiver, we miss two episodes of the Simpsons.

[@Greenlightandgo]

two episodes of The Simpsons are missed*.

[@caiholroyd178]

An Ai is a sloth. An Aye-Aye is a very delightful lemur. But an Ai-Ai-Ai? That's Ozzy Osbourne.

[@ammelr]

An Aye-aye-aye-aye is the Frito Bandito

[@Cludnugget]

Crazy..

[@Zorgus]

And ai-ai-ai-ai-ai... Puerto Rico

[@jodievdw]

And I-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi? Carmen Miranda.

[@DarcOfTheShadows]

And an aiiiiiii-i-yee-ai is I Will Always Love You.

[@CloudsGirl7]

I'm so glad to have come late to this video, so I have the pleasure of going through the many "one's mama" jokes here in the comments that have accumulated since it went up. 😆

[@Calvinosaur]

They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is, that one's mamá is considerably older.

[@WynandLens]

Only Jimmy Carr can go toe to toe with Lee Mack's wit and come out on top.

[@sammy45654565]

lee ended up insulting jimmy for not having a wife, and jimmy was clearly offended. lee took it too far, so you could say jimmy came out on top because he exposed lee's lack of appropriate sensitivity. but lee "had the last laugh" so to say

[@dielaughing73]

He spent quite a while pondering whether to go there but I'm glad he did

[@avinotion]

@@sammy45654565 Jimmy had and still has a girlfriend. I don't think he was offended by this quip, and there's nothing to expose about Lee's lack of appropriate sensitivity. We all know it was scarcely there.

[@VestigialHead]

@@sammy45654565 This would require not having a wife to be a negative thing. Not having a wife is a major advantage in this day and age.

[@sammy45654565]

@@VestigialHead lee obviously took offence to jimmy's remark about his wife. he wasn't massively hurt or anything, as it's a gameshow for comedians and jimmy is known for vulgar jokes. but lee didn't like it and if you watch again you can tell. so lee thinks for a second and spits out the fact that jimmy doesn't have a wife. he does so comically, so it's well disguised, but jimmy as a comedian sees the message beneath the joke and he didn't like it, you can also see this in jimmy if you watch closely. it may be true for most that not having a wife is advantageous (but it also may not be true, as what you're claiming is incredibly subjective), but the fact that lee used jimmy's lack of a wife as a retort implies lee thinks not having a wife is inferior. one could certainly say he's biased. its lee's display of this bias that was an example of his inappropriate lack of sensitivity and awareness, which is why i think jimmy came out on top. some people will see lee having the final word as him having won, but really jimmy did the mature thing and ended the chain of devolvement from what was just a silly joke and became a personal attack by lee on jimmy's choices regarding his partner.

[@JimT.Pirate]

"One's mama is built to such an industrial scale, she jumped in the air and got stuck."

[@dielaughing73]

That's literally the first 'one's mama' joke I was ever told, and it was just appended to the end of an unrelated text message by a very polite English friend of mine. I was pleasantly bemused.

[@isaak.studio]

One's mama is so impecunious, she's incapable of paying attention.

[@likebot.]

Not to be confused with the Eh-Eh?, The confused Canadian tourist in NYC.

[@HavasiP]

One's mama's heftiness is so prodigious, when she arrives at a hashery, they bestow unto her a plentitude rebate.

[@Noukz37]

Oh dear, the comment section just became funnier than the show's panel in fact! 🤣

[@dontaskme7004]

One's mama is stated to be lacking in capacity to such an extent that it was once believed she sold her car to buy insurance.

[@martinmoeller1000]

One’s mama is so corpulent that on a recent occasion when, noting the need for haste, one implored her to “haul ass” (using the contemporary vernacular), she was forced to make two trips.

[@LeornianCyng]

I remember this question lol. For anyone interested, I only found out this morning all the Full length 45 minute QI XL episodes from Series K to Series R, are currently on UKTV Play.

[@EebstertheGreat]

We don't know for sure why sloths descend from the tree to poop, but there are theories. One leading theory is that this promotes colonization by moths. If they consistently return to the same place, as they do, then moths that feed on their dung will colonize their fur and transfer some nutrients from the dung to the fur. Algae then grow on the fur, either on the dung itself or on fungi decomposing dead moths. Either way, this algae is edible and the sloths do apparently eat it. It also provides camouflage.

[@ohspoons]

That is one of the wildest evolutionary developments I've ever heard of

[@mannmctrash]

On a less cheery note Sloths often mistake electrical power lines for branches, and I believe people have been injured from having a charred sloth fall on them from 30 feet.

[@wordreet]

WoW! No shit?

[@NewMessage]

The Aye-Aye is my favorite animal. Or at least, the one I'm most pleased about being terrified by.

[@K1lostream]

One's mama is so exceedingly rotund, when the police saw her walking down the street, they shouted "HEY YOU GUYS, BREAK IT UP"!

[@matthewposton3243]

Thy mama carries so much weight on her frame that she possesses her own postal code

[@likebot.]

Fie! Thine own mama suffers from so much avoirdupoids that she struck oil the first time she wore spiked heels.

[@ZeHoSmusician]

It's funny because Weird Al's song "Fat" has a line about needing your own zip code due to massive body size... 😅 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmPQhmmLiLl1iKc

[@brianm6337]

One's mama is so ginormous, her mass has an effect on time and space itself.

[@ZeHoSmusician]

Other punchlines include (loosely quoting, whatever the original jokes were meant to be): - ...she creates a gravity well causing objects to orbit her. - ...when she jumps into the ocean she triggers a tsunami. - ...when she goes swimming (in the ocean) satellites register the creation of a new island. 🤣😶

[@cruz1ale]

To be precise, literally any amount of mass has an effect on time and space.

[@brianm6337]

@@cruz1ale Shoo. You're affecting mine. Shoo. Go away.

[@DavidJones-ct7fw]

@@cruz1ale true enough... But ... Nerd Alert.

[@dogcarman]

@@cruz1ale Technically correct is the best kind of correct. 😂

[@TheRealSamSpedding]

One’s mama is so frightfully impoverished, she frequents the local fast food chicken restaurants to lick the fingers of the quite nonplussed clientele.

[@likebot.]

"One's mama". I know who'd open a trash-talk with that.

[@DC-oh7uu]

My favourite part was the bit where Stephen told the yo mama joke….

[@youtubecommenter2]

Yeah, I was waiting for that, and the pay off was really worth it.

[@mattdavis9601]

One's mama is so unimaginably huge that John Denver mentioned her in "Country Roads".

[@gregiep]

I need to look up this episode. Sandy and Stephen are out numbered. Jimmy and especially Lee are full of shenanigans.

[@John_Ridley]

This being Stephen and considering his resume, you could say "One's mama is so ugly, she walked into Gringotts' and they gave her a job application."

[@allenjenkins7947]

That aye-aye bears a frightening resemblance to thylarctos plummetus, the Australian drop-bear.

[@jackbadley4890]

Now there's a pokemon base off of the aye-aye and its middle finger

[@John-ObiJohnKenobi]

Stephens the best

[@iamdb1990]

4 minutes of this was anything but "yo mamma" jokes

[@mistermagnifico]

Alan Davies didn't even get a word in

[@NomaddUK]

Curiously, the James Webb space telescope has discovered that the universe is much increased in size to what one once believed. So much so that it can accommodate thine mama.

[@gifgoldblum7940]

One's mama is gelatinous to such a degree that on one occasion she leapt into the air and on impact with the Earth she came upon a spring of black gold

[@dimethylhexane]

one day the person who writes slightly misleading titles for the panel show videos on youtube (i assume they're all the same person, one evil mastermind tormenting us) will be apprehended and brought to justice by the proper authorities

[@TheYpurias]

One's mama is so unpleasant to gaze upon, even Beethoven wouldn't let her have the use of his Jingling Johnny.

[@MerkhVision]

Beethoven was deaf, not blind!

[@fireproofman]

weird that this clip was posted just days after a new Pokemon based on the aye-aye was announced

[@romulusnr]

lee didn't even get the gremlins joke right

[@sparky4878]

I was thinking that, looks more like when one is fed after midnight. Sometimes he thinks too quickly.

[@blaQI_roch]

No, it is the Mogwai that cannot be fed after midnight, else it become a Gremlin. If *either* a Mogwai or Gremlin get wet, they reproduce prodigiously via rapid asexual reproduction called "budding" in biology. Though, the Mogwai from Chinese mythology is a demon that are said to reproduce sexually during mating seasons triggered by the coming of rain. Supposedly, they take care to breed at these times because rain signifies rich and full times ahead... so, there's that useless bit of trivia as well.

[@mikewithtwoarms]

One’s mama is so elderly she was seated behind Jesus in primary school

[@EnoVarma]

The comment section below is the greatest collection of "One's Mama jokes" in the world.

[@get-the-joke]

Fun fact: The nautical phrase "aye aye, sir" was originally a concealed way of giving your superior the finger, refering to that long-fingered lemur.

[@waynemarvin5661]

And once again, another lie is on the Net, giving children more reasons to repeat it, thinking they're smart, and in the long run, distrusting everything they hear.

[@get-the-joke]

@@waynemarvin5661 Alas! The wicked world of QI. At least they know for sure how many moons the earth has.

[@lilymarinovic1644]

@@get-the-joke as well as how many earths the moon has ...

[@cruz1ale]

No it bloody wasn't 😆

[@barbaraclark5320]

@@get-the-joke As well as what they say of the Acropolis (where the Parthenon is)

[@martinperry1843]

4 minutes and 20 seconds of discussing funny looking mammals, 10 seconds of an aside reference to the concept of 'Yo mamma' jokes. Better make that the title. There's as much time spent on Yo Mamma jokes as there is on Sandi at the end telling you to subscribe.

[@jonatanrullman]

And there's not even a yo mama joke in it. Let alone jokes. Severe disappointment.

[@samprizeman4509]

How very well observed,

[@superfluidity]

@@jonatanrullman There is a you mama joke - Lee Mack interprets Stephen Fry as suggesting that people do something with his mum on the streets of New York.

[@genezou4337]

There will be a new Paldean Pokemon based on the aye-aye called Grafaiai.

[@spiralingsphere3785]

Paldean? I havent been able to keep up with pokemon since gen 4 but like all the new super moves and giant forms seem a bit overkill. And the pokemon went from looking like animals and bugs made for teenage cartoons to looking like they were made for kindergardeners. I hope this one wont be that.

[@mcmcnair97]

One's Mama has such a foul odour that when she takes a stroll through the local meadow, the avian population fall from their perches

[@mistermagnifico]

Bradford! 🤣

[@ecneicsPhD4554]

One's mama has achieved such gargantuan proportion that the spacetime continuum about her display signs of curvature.

[@DemstarAus]

Ones mama is so exceptionally inept that should the daily weather forecast predict a sudden frigidity, she would prepare serving-ware upon the lawn to collect the assumed subsequent precipitation of cooked and spiced pulses.

[@MerkhVision]

I don’t understand, what do mean by pulses and what does it have to do with frigidity?

[@ek-nz]

The hot kind of frigidity, of course. The hotter the better where pulses are concerned. Better that it would precipitate prior to consumption than postprandial, but then what would one’s mama know.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

At 2:04, it looks like Lee has a KN95 mask in his sleeve.

[@malsurvives]

I feel robbed!

[@budle89]

Is this a respond to the new revealed Gafraiai? Grafaiai?

[@mirthenary]

Where's the yo mama jokes🤨

[@retromurdok]

The Wild Thornberrys anyone?

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

I didn't hear any Yo' Mama jokes. {:o:O:}

[@puirYorick]

👎🏼 for the click bait title. Cheers to all the comments that supply some decent Mama material.

[@paulliversidge7140]

probably the most incorrectly titled video ever posted, do you actually watch them first and comprehend anything within?

[@Tao_Tology]

Actually I once saw a yt video where the wrong video had been posted but with the correct title. There followed many, many outraged comments about what the title described from people clearly pretending they had watched the thing. 😂 A funny and truly surreal thing.

[@the_luggage]

Stop with the clickbait titles, the show doesn't deserve or need them!

[@alfnoakes392]

The aye-aye has recently been reported to also use its enormously long digit to stick up its nose, where it has been estimated to be able to reach its throat. Seriously.

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

naynay

[@Drknow1984]

The fact the British pronounce it Slow-th and not Slaw-th bothers me way more than it should.

[@BubbaSmurft]

Only Stephen, Sandi's not British and has a fake accent made up by her in grade school to sound posh and not get teased by the other girls as she had a US accent originally growing up in NYC.

[@PuzzledMonkey]

This famous sloth song has both pronunciations kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJ2nf4Jrpt-hoK8

[@CrimsonKage]

Pretty sure I heard Jimmy say it 'right' as well.

[@markneedham8726]

@ 4:33 yes, Amazing what our Wives, in a moment of passion, tell about other men.

[@alfnoakes392]

One's mama is so exceedingly rotund that she needs Planning Permission to sit down .

[@fretlessman71]

One's mama is so visually repugnant that at the time of her birth, the attendant physician turned around and manually affronted the sire.

[@alexnorman4919]

One's Mama has such a wealth of girth that she cannot feasibly don a cummerbund designed strictly for a 500lb gentleman.....

[@Zophus1]

So yo momma is an eye-eye...?

[@Sienrel]

Grafaiai reveal 🎨🖕😈

[@korenaibas7207]

One's mama is so large, twas but a fortnight whence I tried to proceed around her and failed due to depleting my supply of petrol.

[@alexpetitcomedy]

I really wish America could make a faithful QI adaptation

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

Who could they have to chair it? {:o:O:}

[@KokkiePiet]

@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Kelsey Grammer?

[@TheNotoriousDUDE]

Americans, on average, are notoriously anti-intellectual, so there's no way it would ever get produced I'm afraid.

[@alexpetitcomedy]

@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 that's tough, but I'd say Hank Green of the Vlog Brothers would be amazing, or maybe Paul F. Tomkins.

[@Psammead21]

@@KokkiePiet Good shout 👍

[@DeadInsideDave]

mid

[@jmalmsten]

For some reason, I am surprised that Sandy, of all contestants, would be as slow to know of the Aye-Aye lemur. Or is it my own Douglas Adams fandom that shows through. With his stories from Last Chance to See peeking through.

[@The_LIC]

Bit disingenuous to have a clip titled "stephens yo mamma" jokes when its a video about the aye aye with one joke at the end

[@blackbird5634]

Fry's drooling on the desk in this one. His audible gasps of air and spit just ruin the show for me. He's dreadful.

[@JacksonBockus]

I’d think QI was deliberately doing this to capitalize off of interest generated by Pokémon except for that title.

[@slake9727]

Dislike for the clickbait

[@lukestepien4633]

That was painful, 4 minutes to get to the punchline

[@johnmorgan1629]

False advertising, we never got to hear the mama jokes.