The Haircut From Hell | S3EP22

This week we're talking about police, parenting and pulling in Ibiza. We are also joined by the 2nd best Elvis impersonator in the world
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[@StephenTriesPodcast]

i hope you enjoy the pod, we won't have one next week so make the most of this bad boy x

[@hernancarrizales6952]

Nooooooo

[@JayAngles1986]

Gutted but you lads deserve a break, have a good holiday and look forward to hearing how Ryan does, secret recordings and audio welcome for two weeks time

[@Nahtan123]

Just get Ryan to do it on his own mate he's well good at talkin is big man

[@alfiegreco6020]

@@hernancarrizales6952 i I’ll o bbbi vvd SBC mcpm jug z

[@liam33222]

Update the playlist please and thanks

[@joelg10605]

20 seconds in and Ryan’s admitted to serial killing animals

[@purpleaki933]

I thought this was common knowledge. youve obviously not heard the tragic story of his cats gruesome death

[@potassiumboron]

Max Smith is GENUINELY my hero and inspiration. Top bloke.

[@joef6225]

yeah but he’s fat isn’t he

[@nathankay-doney2143]

Ryan is the gift that keeps on giving. Never change, young king.

[@Canalman]

Ryan introducing himself at the club is probably the most I've laughed all month

[@MattRobson1]

"I'M FROM WYCOMBE BUT I LIVE IN THE NORTH"

[@scottishtaco0335]

When Stephen called him “Feo” it must have gave Max “Gordo Gordo” flashbacks lol

[@wilbo1086]

​@@MattRobson1😊😊

[@MattRobson1]

Every Wednesday I click on the new podcast with my eyes, fingers, toes, arms and legs crossed that Ryan’s beautiful forehead will appear and my superstitious ways never seem to fail me. Love you Ryan 😘

[@domyoung8473]

Even when he isn’t there you can still see his forehead

[@MattRobson1]

@@domyoung8473 so so true Dominic

[@jamesrooke3053]

Keep this lineup always, love Dave but only on specials. RYAAANNNN

[@bigkeith4336]

Ryaaaaaan is the glue that keeps this podcast together. True pioneer. Dave Cam Joe and that other lad who someone drives about in the sketches are only welcome back on specials.

[@rubyfairfield2402]

i'm worried about how attracted i am to ryan this episode, that little uniform can make a comeback anytime

[@chlomather]

AGREED

[@lauranunn4620]

Unfortunately same

[@BOYNY_BHOY]

😂😂I’m dying with tears first time in a long time😂when Stephen tells Ryan to get out for absolutely nothing👍🏻Top notch boys as usual😎.

[@rmk7236]

Ryan as Elvis = Top 10 moment.

[@leahthirling3388]

The rolled up sleeves, the uniform and the massive forehead, god forbid this podcast has me simping for Ryan Locke 🫣

[@dandyb513]

39:48 Ryan's proctologist was so supportive, during the exam he put both hands on Ryan's shoulders to reassure him

[@JamesJohnson-ek5lk]

There better be a sending off special for Looney

[@Stannyhand]

Max’s prank calls are AMAZING.

[@jack6637]

The things I’d do to see some classic Ryan Locke game being dropped in Ibiza

[@lukekingsland5851]

- Can't act for Toffee, + Will act for Toffee was absolute genius

[@stateofmind91]

Single women of Ibiza watch out for a freshly shaven Ryan Lock on the prowl... lock up your daughters... and cats.

[@harveygibb4734]

I never thought there would be a song which trumped ‘Handjob on the Open Road.’ However, ‘Say Hello to my Little Fishies’ is nothing short of a masterpiece, and I will now listen to nothing else until my demise.

[@yeahyeah4433]

He sung it with such passion

[@gamershdlb]

fuck the view count keep these coming after the break we all love it. big up bolton

[@johnnyfr1906]

Is that theGongwe from twitch?

[@SadieCameron]

48:06 best acting I've seen from Ryan in a LOOOONNNNGGGG time

[@benzwatts03]

Max’s “Quarterback” quip made me nearly choke on my orange juice, Max nearly ruined my brekkie and thus should be punished. Reee

[@taruncampling2177]

8:30 “visual” tends to be how everyone watches things ryan

[@N7CKH7LL]

Ryan’s Writing should be a new segment of him writing his jokes, so bad it’s good. RYAN!

[@legster983]

Again an hilarious podcast!! X thanks lads

[@lucyjackson648]

Ahahaha me and my mum watch the podcast together and she cries in laughter at the the little scenarios especially with Ryan 😭🤣🤣

[@stateofmind91]

Having a salad and beer and watching this in honour of our hero Mr Lock.

[@fishstar2974]

Ryan's on top form the gurn was impeccable

[@FAVAHORNET]

Your trim looks decent tbh Ryan I dont know why it was even made a deal of

[@GreenSharkMedia]

lol

[@jamesgillespie9404]

What episode was the first appearance of "oi, did you hear what that Looney bloke just said?" I have no idea how I used to survive without his grand scoops

[@MattRobson1]

like series 2 episode 36/37

[@jamesgillespie9404]

@@MattRobson1 you're right, it's from episode 37 'how Max became an athlete", I'd been looking through season 3 episodes, thanks!

[@hayweb866]

I regularly say ‘great call back’ to my partner who has zero idea what I’m on about

[@delthafunky333]

can we please get a compilation of purely clips of Tom looneys celebrity gossip it's honestly addictive

[@Boris_20]

Only came here to see the haircut lol

[@hugoholm5182]

Same, thought it was going to be worse tbh

[@gdidj019]

Message for Max the myth Smith, keep up the weight loss work fella, you can catch flies with honey, but will catch more honey’s being fly

[@lucaspipe3629]

Why do I feel like the top 10 best moments are just gonna be all Ryan

[@Mudpluggs]

howdy looney, if you're headed over to Vietnam make a stop in Thailand - im a manchester lad living here and it's a bloody belter - if you require a translator gizzaholla

[@AJ_1199]

The police uniform really complements Ryan’s forehead

[@willmuirr]

Petition to get Looney's flight cancelled indefintely.

[@TheLlamaKid]

Best podcast out there

[@benjrokeefe]

Stephen says that uncles have gotten a bad rap as if he isn't the one peddling them

[@Euan17]

We love you Stephen, WE DO!! 🥵🔥

[@reubennewyorkknicks8191]

Another banger

[@InUndertow]

Well done on the weight loss Max x

[@thomaslancaster3283]

Really getting a nice character arch with ryan, worried it could go a bit eastenders though.

[@hdetail]

As someone apart of the pompey massive I appreciated maxi's Taxi's

[@wemoveforward6413]

Ryan is class. Love how fucking mental he is.

[@ellie848m]

I’m sorry but Ryan in a police uniform 😳😳….. I’m disappointed In my self. I love max, he’s top tier. Tom’s like that emo kid you can’t hate.

[@eeeeeee3245]

give us a max tom cam and joe pod next week

[@KrenzyHD]

Used your Beer52 affiliate link and got the free case as a Fathers Day present, ty Stephen x

[@Mechrissyg]

RYAAAAN!!! RYAAAAN!!!

[@apc9681]

Aqua cars, George and Dragon and Buckland on the Stepehen Tries podcast, Pompey’s massive

[@oioisesh1318]

Max Smith is a national treasure. Get him on soccer aid id actually watch it then.

[@mooncake1754]

Just another comment simping for Ryan ✌❤

[@mcchazzamixtape6322]

Very upset that when Ryan was asked what he wanted to change his name to, he didn’t say pad

[@diegoforlan2324]

tom is going vietnam though :((( i'm sad can he zoom in from there

[@Philbon]

Long live the STP

[@OurPodcastClips1]

I'd like to multiply the size of Ryan's forehead, so I don't need to buy a 70" inch TV

[@fishstar2974]

YEEEEE BWOI

[@daisyc4673]

week after next guest: noah fence

[@stateofmind91]

What did you do for fathers day Ryan? - Nothing mate I'm not a Dad No but you have one... - Oh yeah Bless him

[@florencemaynard3508]

❤️❤️

[@tomfox541]

if ryan shaved his head he'd look like fucking callums corner

[@thomasv-r4357]

Ryaaan ryaaan top bloke

[@Liam1706.]

Ryan should try growing his facial hair out.

[@barneychislett2818]

Go fund me to get ryan a hair transplant?? He's suffered significant loss and that's a charitable cause we can all back.

[@seth.gravity]

All I can do is look at Maxs mic

[@shahhaque5242]

38:28 i am pretty sure tom you can have cysts for longer than that and not even notice it. my dad had a cyst for two years without him noticing it when his head started to make him feel nauseated and sick we had him treated in 2015 and since then he has been recovering well...

[@morganhearne6526]

Ryan just shave it off lad, I did and I look like the boy in stripe pyjamas, Pretty cool if you ask me.

[@fishstar2974]

Hope you have an ending as happy as the young boy

[@amoghsawhney]

48:45

[@TheLlamaKid]

Where is Dave?

[@amoghsawhney]

Elvis Locke>>>>>

[@tentaviahernandez4359]

If I see another American guest with biodegradable hair I’m going cause a ruck. I miss Dave’s cute lil face :(

[@xtomtom17]

If Tom was a colour he’d be beige

[@dancooling2851]

That forehead is the problem the trims not that bad

[@bmofano]

When Howard Brown is less woke than you

[@sonnyriddell8111]

great episode boys but i miss dave :(

[@TheLlamaKid]

Where is he?

[@fabiocattaneo2297]

promosm

[@devonhudson5461]

Ryan try’s as hard as he can to be funny and is still the least gunny