WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE A SURFER?! | Pinch My Salt with Sterling Spencer | Ep 34

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

PINCHY PINCHERS! What was your favorite part this week?! SUBSCRIBE!!!

[@RobbieTolliver]

Pink eye skating! Lol

[@hencodewaal5461]

your knowledge in magnetism 😂

[@unkletonyahearns179]

I am enjoying the talk about Asians… As an Navy guy… I could actually tell a Korean… From a Filipino… From a China woman… Just by smell… Just saying

[@mariarodionova4539]

white sunglasses that made the judgmental guy dumb

[@xisotopex]

you didnt forgive your Dad before he was gone? Just asking, I have the same issue, only my Dad is still alive, and its sort of a fear.

[@xisotopex]

I met this guy last summer that would head to the beach with his wife and very young daughter, he would surf for an hour while she stayed on the beach with the kid, then he would go in and she would paddle out, and they got a rotation going. very cool, very idyllic.... you love surfing, you love your wife, you love hanging out with your baby daughter, this was just all mixed up in one good thing.

[@JordanParker]

“if you live you can lose” I felt that.

[@werm3]

This is an instant like when I pull up a new episode! This podcast needs to blow up so we can get episodes weekly!!

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

AMEN!!!

[@dangadingdangading3205]

This podcast is so damn good. I watch a ton of comedy podcasts and this one is on the top of my list.❤

[@anamelissa5549]

Hey Sterling, I’ve recently discovered your content and I just want to say I feel super inspired by you and your lifestyle. I’m a college student at UC Santa Cruz. I’m in my senior year and I’ve been feeling really lost and discouraged, not knowing what to do with my life and stressed about getting a job.. you have reminded me that there is so much more to life, and you can really do anything, even be the number one surfer! Anyways, thank you for spreading so much positivity and creativity, I truly feel inspired #noshalaunts

[@bert_gimspon]

So lucky you get to watch the first episodes for the first time.. I would highly recommend starting at Ep 1.

[@tyeauga]

Welcome to the party dude. The funniest podcast on the internet.

[@SpaceGhostBrak]

Totally Agree Sterling. I took have PTSD from the war and you explained it so correctly, it's like you relive the trauma through muscle memory. So proud that you are will to speak about this on your platform.

[@nelsonrgraphics2909]

My uncle has one of those paddle boards, they are so gnarly and fun. He shreds it, a water lover who swims in the mid of winter in his budgie smugglers. Takes the paddle board out during summer beach sessions.

[@themagikian4237]

You make the Wave Mingle App. I mingle with all the local lads and tell them to meet me at one spot. Meanwhile, I'm at the better wave with no one out🤙

[@michaelcrossey3532]

Love the laughs but also the real moments towards the end. Best pod in the world. You know da rulez 🤙

[@BackyardSwingset]

When it starts off with a full belly laugh... I'm hooked in! Best surfing podcast in da werld!

[@dustyhelm32]

I loved what you said about love and life and forgiveness so very important and you said it with no chalance

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

Dusty bottom’s gets it

[@elinormeadows837]

Thanks boys, I am surprising myself how much i enjoy your kick back, Hawaiian style “talk story” sessions. Some good deep dharma in there too. I never comment on anything but Ive commented three times on yours. We are trying to survive the times, and we are all the walking injured. Main goal as far as I can tell in my kupuna years is to be kind! ☮️🧘🏻🤙

[@supertroop211]

Here I was just walking along having an oat milk minding my business when an inner Virgo voice came to me, urging me to follow this channel… and shoosh am I glad I did! You two are a gift from the stars. Thank you for the laughs and smiles. 🧜🏼‍♂️🦘

[@Sarg3e]

Let’s go! Look forward to this every week. Thanks boys ✌🏼❤️🌊

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

🙌

[@ttamdizzle]

Thank you Spencer for your words of wisdom about life . Lost my mom at a young age it totally spun my family for a loop . Your words really put things into perspective . Thank you dude ! You guys are the best ! 😊

[@guymidnight434]

This show is soooo good! I look forward to watching every episode. Love what Spencer had to say toward the end. Go life life and love. You know da rulz!!!!

[@seasaturated]

lol literally watching this in the parking lot waiting for the tide to go out so I can maybe surf a 1 foot wave

[@nagekram]

Thanks to San Diego Surf Mamas (original meet up group) joined when I had a 4month old and 3 year old we took turns and watched each other’s kids chew on seaweed and eat sand crabs . Our preschool

[@richadsotad]

great episode! that guy on the kayak shreds! i think they're called a goat boats. My dad told me how there were tons where he used to surf, and he said that they used to snake everyone because they could paddle so fast.

[@quinskii001]

That funky Kayak is called a Goat Boat in aus haha

[@maxfish4770]

Lol, the old goat boat, still see the odd one

[@Xxsurfer4lifexX]

Sterling, I had a brain injury in my mid 20’s I can relate to everything you say. This second chance I am just living and not taking anything for granted.

[@Deecat88]

As a taurus/gemini 45:45 mind blown!! So damn true

[@K4YR4Y]

Haven’t even watched it yet, but had to drop a like and a comment for the Spencer team 🤙

[@markanthonycruz]

Dude, I'm with Ryan on the backwards parking and the line texting. Just pull out, and send ur thoughts in one go. 😆

[@eleazargonzalez7011]

Second time watching this episode! Love U Sterl and Ryan!

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

Bless you Eleazar Gonz

[@phineascaraway]

Yet again another solid episode. This pod is evolving fast😊

[@robertwingerter2085]

Thank you sterls!!! This gave me hope

[@BronsonLivesHere209]

I am watching from New Zealand. Best show in da world. It’s the only show I look forward to. 👍❤️

[@DevoSevo]

Soo excited to see cousin Ryan graduate to yuncle in the next year or so You got this !!!!

[@BenChurton-q3k]

Wow. Hilarity with some actual real life learning and wisdom thrown in. Great discussion around life and living when coming to terms with losing someone. Thank you

[@trent_pearson]

This podcast is just the best! It’s the highlight my day when I listen to it, always hilarious. Keep it gnarly 🤙🏼

[@jtrealfunny]

I love it when SS gets real and talks seriously about the stuff he knows so well. I'm on Kelly and Laird and it resonates.

[@newmo37]

love the improv comments and outlook, reminds me of hanging with my best homies, congrats you guys are going to be huge!

[@GarrisonGuay]

Needle and the damage done was the very first song I learned on guitar as a kid bro you brought me back from right off the bat 😂❤

[@kaylakwiatkowski604]

Ya'll are awesome! I look forward to the pod every other week!

[@thats_yesterday]

This is so good!!!! Love it

[@phineascaraway]

Never getting old, friggin yes! Board meeting lol

[@NaomiShoesmith]

My surfy hubby told me about you guys and how funny you were. Iv subscribed and now let him know when you've uploaded. We always repeat things youv said like Ryan's impression of Wendy from hook. Poop pee poop poop pee poop. Also always go back and listen to the blue loo story which is amazing 😂 Love the giggles and the insights. Totally relating to the thoughts on comedians, learning boundaries of being compassionate, being afraid to live, sharting and I'm a reverse Parker because it's easier to reverse park in when everyone knows what your doing than reverse parking out of a space and accidently hitting a passer by which happens all the time 😅 love you guys and look forward to your vids ❤❤

[@foamriders1738]

At 27 minutes in: Surf ski's in Australia were a thing in the 80's referred to as "GOAT" Boats by Surfers. Goat used to be an insult!

[@tonyhussey3610]

Best ever podcasts ever..

[@deanstewart7377]

This is definitely the funniest most random self help group I'm apart of. Love the sharing guy's. ❤😂

[@JacquelineJoestar]

Loved this episode, you guys are amazing 😂❤

[@David-le7jy]

I always stay till the end for a bit of man-flesh. I ❤ this channel!!

[@mattbpatterson]

I can relate with you and your dad. I went through the same thing

[@mariarodionova4539]

the magnet analogy is just brilliant. there is no better way to explain abusive relationships

[@juliakoltzoff6870]

Brah- you guys had me Doubled over with laugh! Love it! Oh- and I’m a Libra- ❤️🤙🏝Aloha from Maui!

[@sampagne234]

27:42 I don’t know what it was with the surprise of this one but I absolutely lost it😂😂😂

[@MicheleFagan]

My favorite so far! At so many levels!

[@caspeo]

Sterling and Ryan you guys are hilarious. I just found you guys and just want to say thank you for your wisdom and humor. I was a white kid who grew up surfing but also playing football and I wanted to be Emmitt Smith too! It's a small 12th dimension

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

Welcome!!!!!!

[@summthinspecial]

Beautiful song at the beginning Donovan Taintenreiter.

[@alexdex9439]

Woooo! Finally a new ep!

[@AlleyTrashBoards]

I told my wife before we dated that the ocean came first. I tried to explain my surfing like another woman that I’d never leave. She was really ok with it, but 13 years later she still doesn’t really understand that surfing is who I am what I think and dream about and all I want to do. It’s a struggle sometimes, but she still puts up with me.

[@m.wander8638]

The BEST! Throwing out the Joy like nobody else. Gracias!! Stay in the twelfth.

[@davidm.1934]

Your Sub-Count is growing & I’m stoked I’m here for the glow-up! You’re the best Sterling & Ryan 🙌🏼💯

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

Yay! Thank you!

[@handkantenronny1716]

One of the best episodes for me so far! ❤ was laughing tears when the body boarder dropped in YOU KNOW THE RULES sooo good 🎉

[@Jrockjeff]

“Where there’s waves” is the real name to go with

[@toddread2112]

Knocking on the Water Door, so Classic... Keep Rocking IIiiieee

[@SaltySoul92]

Wave mingle! You know Da rulezzz! 🤣

[@daleharrison9357]

Molly Picklum's 10 @ Pipeline was Sick!!!

[@TrevorUrban-f9b]

That fight story at the end was hilarious

[@sourdiesel2314]

Notha killaa ep boys

[@jeremystevens6020]

It’s just so funny and also there are things to learn here.

[@carbro92]

shoutout from Vancouver, BC, Canada! you know da rulezzz

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

Yewwww

[@EmilyPorter]

i used not be that into astrology but then i started learning it and became a true believer. It's even more accurate when you go beyond the sun sign to the whole chart. It actually helps me because i have kinda a negative bias against people and their flaws so it helps me acknowledge what they are good at and meant for and not be so disappointed that they arent everything. Like my mom i might have wanted her to be a better role model for empowerment, but that's not her chart, shes a nurturing homemaker through and through, and she's good at that.

[@douglaherty8120]

I know nothing about surfing or surfboards but I sure do hate soft tops now.

[@shauncartwright6371]

26mins. Very popular in the UK especially south Wales in the 80"s /90"s . Wave skis.Used to call them Goat boats./ Goatboaters.

[@unkletonyahearns179]

Your number one fan is coming to see you soon

[@unkletonyahearns179]

I can write a book on dating… When I get on the golden bachelor, I’m gonna wear your shirt… You know the rules

[@Sarg3e]

Are you cheating on Ben? You going to be Sterling’s inside man on his mission to rid surfing of all soft tops?

[@unkletonyahearns179]

@@Sarg3e sterling help me get Off soft tops… Two months in rehab… But I’m still somewhat addicted to soft top videos… So hopefully those guys could perform an exorcism. Gravy doesn’t pay attention to what I do. He’s got better uncles.

[@GamePumaAll]

No I’m not

[@Kookclown]

I need a "YOU KNOW DA RULZ" T-shirt YEEWWWW!!!

[@adamreplogle2420]

I’ve been crushing West Peaks too🤙

[@adriennewarg]

I agree with Cousin Ryan about the backward parkers. When I waited tables, they were always the worst tippers!!

[@TCafClips]

In Aus we call surf kayaks ‘goat boats’. No idea why.

[@Geoffcwest]

A new surfing anthem is born

[@soysoy2.0]

I love the part about having to go to your parking spot and check the waves even if it’s flat as hell. We all have our “lookout” spot. Never trust the cams or reports.

[@dmgodwin1]

Very cool + rad. Liking & commenting!

[@connorsease7545]

Platonic is the word you’re looking for cuzzin Ryan

[@EffortlessSwimming]

The bush fighting fart story 😂

[@danielgadberry7651]

Once again another great show.

[@QuentinSarff]

When Sterling said he went to the statue on Valentine’s Day, I thought he was talking about the Kelly Slater statue… he really does love Kelly ❤

[@filippovassallo1953]

Horoscopes for everybody on next pls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love u Guys!!!❤

[@filteredblair]

You should have a picture of their board in the dating app and winter surfing is a plus

[@filteredblair]

Write a song about China surfboards

[@Flushcollection-dx2hm]

Great episode! 🔥

[@GeraldMatthews-g8i]

Full on backwards parker here. It's easier to thread the needle where no cars are when you're backing in vs backing out into cars going behind you. The fast getaway is legit too, lol.

[@Dill_dough20]

1:12:59 bro if you’ve ever driven a truck you’d understand reversing into stalls is easier

[@calvinpickett9145]

Safer to backwards park, reduces accidents from backing out into traffic

[@idewydewi1]

love the 1st topic, i told my wife if you want to date me you need to know im a kitesurfer, and she was like what does that mean? it means not matter whos birthday or event im outty like a firemen when the surf is on. I need so many condtions planets stars and moon lining up to do my sport that when its on its on. Not only did she get IT she loves it! and lives to see so much joy in me when im doing it. No matter what your favorite activety a great partner wants you to do it bcus they understand what it does for you and makes you a better person. If they don't RUNNN

[@mariarodionova4539]

Sterling, thank you so much for sharing this knowledge about being scared to live. If you live, you can lose. got me tears.

[@bert_gimspon]

Lose*

[@mariarodionova4539]

@@bert_gimspon right, thanks🙏

[@RootofDandelion]

keep up the hard work cuzzzo 💪🏻 i believe in u!

[@mbrandyf]

Love how Sterling always says "suSScribe" instead of suBscribe. The best

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

That’s sus

[@yeahbuddy752]

Another great episode. I'm getting closer to the 12th with each one. Probably about 8.2 now. Mahalo.

[@scottb5617]

Damn these keep getting better.

[@roberthaakell-xl6ln]

My favorite thing to find after work is a new episode 🤙🤙

[@down_under_dad5758]

Surf kayak. In Australia we call it a goat boat. Old goats do it when their knees are cactus

[@mikeys5169]

Honestly wave mingle is a really good idea

[@themasonjars267]

Cousin Ryan,I love how platonic your relationship to surfing is. I hope one day, you find out about the back door 😘

[@STERLINGSPENCER]

Maybe one day!

[@SurferDad-ip8ow]

love you guys...but Ryan hates me, LOL.....its easier to back in a truck as the steering radius is less than a car. It is easier going in reverse as the turning radius is greater than forward. YOU KNOW DA RULZ!

[@brendon7861]

Thanks boiz I need this!! ❤😊

[@dannyw.952]

Love the vibe thanks for the laughs!

[@kainguyen9399]

This podcast makes my week

[@rays5328]

Thanks for another visit through the 12th! Kelly and Laird get on the pod you know the rules 🤙