Steve Ballmer Runs Around Like A Maniac On Stage (Motivational Presentation)

[@arousedyoda]

Whenever I'm depressed, I watch this video, and suddenly life regains all meaning.

[@zeultimo]

Well someone made something good of this, glad

[@DesertFernweh]

That's funny when ever I want to remember what Cocaine is like I watch this video.

[@emadpi7348]

Me too

[@jopansmark]

Steve Ballmer as the meaning of life

[@kstringer24]

I'm the opposite. When I watch it I suddenly get depressed.

[@theilluminatedone9214]

If you just watch the first 20 seconds, it looks like he's trying to warn the crowd about a bomb in the building.

[@johng1427]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@revooshnoj4078]

Steve Bomber

[@bobbyo1760]

@@revooshnoj4078 stahp my heart hurts

[@BossySwan]

Bombcrosoft

[@angelblueeyes2339]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tist203]

This dude did a huge fucking line on the way to the stage

[@ethanmac639]

yup, or he smoked a massive hit of crack or injected a massive dose of meth

[@evilwillhunting]

There is zero doubt in my mind. His nasal passages were probably whiter than Hoth.

[@ethanmac639]

@@evilwillhunting or he hit the nitro(crystal meth) injector(needle) into his fuel(blood) line(vien) ....or another metaphor...he switched on his supercharger(big fast inhale) and opened the blower scoop(mouth) wide open(hit off the crack pipe) and took in and compressed massive amounts of air(crack smoke) lol 😂

[@customjohnny]

A line of code

[@shyguy.654]

@@ethanmac639 damn man look at that, look. Tight! Tight! Tight!

[@seths1997]

exactly demonstrates how I felt when I discovered IE can be uninstalled from Windows 10

[@attentionneeded]

-You feeling that brother.- *Same here*

[@grayshades385]

And you met Edge!

[@againstall6796]

So True xD

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

And me realizing i can download Linux Mint with Windows ^_^

[@undefined_af]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevewilliams8590]

Rumor has it that they they tested Ballmer after this and found blood in his cocainestream.

[@bruhmoment0]

explains why he sprained his ankle

[@davidlean8674]

Nope. He was like this on all presentations. FN Brillant to watch.

[@atsizbalik]

my man was high on that blood

[@BR81-iv6lt]

Alpha simp​@@davidlean8674

[@adamfawaz1361]

At :21 seconds he sprains his ankle and keeps going NOW THATS ENERGY

[@AusRapArchives]

Oh nice catch haha

[@VikasKumar-nq8if]

😅

[@danielhagos6944]

The show must go on

[@gabortudos7461]

No, thats cocaine

[@KingCoCo]

Thats showbiz baby

[@111sunder]

“GIVE IT UP FOR MEEE!!!” …guys got balls😂

[@Olibelus]

I mean balls… he’s ball-mer 😂

[@tiben36]

this is what 16 billions worth of cocaine feels like

[@NoName-mg2yj]

$91.3 billion (as of 2022)* The difference 8 yrs makes

[@adiamond563]

dam inflation is a bitch@@NoName-mg2yj

[@mikemancini313]

Over 100 billion... Wow

[@NUFIGHTER]

How it feels to chew 5 Gum.

[@sdot5389]

2024 - 125 billion

[@Soyuz2578]

"Before I do a keynote address I like to do a line the size of a Toblerone" - Steve Ballmer

[@challengerssb]

Dude really said (screamed) “COME ON!! GIVE IT UP FOR MEEEE”

[@gabrieliatarelli]

He could easily be in a hardcore band screaming and moshing like that.

[@comicsanz97]

Imagine watching the launch on Windows 11 on 24th of June and you see Ballmer jumping and dancing with Panay and Nadella on stage.

[@SuperDixie.]

He is not with microsoft anymore

[@comicsanz97]

@@SuperDixie. I think it was pretty self-explanatory when I mentioned both Ballmer and Nadella

[@sadistcobra]

That was five words if you include the "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" at the end.

[@ChanceOfOne344254]

I mean he went into “YEAHHHHH” pretty quick so it was more like “I. LOVE. THIS. COMPANYEAAHHHHHHHHH”

[@Amalekites]

Indeed.. "yes" is a word.

[@vika0194]

He sais yes, not yeah.

[@reniorrulez]

MS won't be the same without this kind of presentations

[@Soyuz2578]

When there's a cure for MS this is how they will acting afterwards😂

[@AEZaubermann]

The best part of this clip? Steve spraining his ankle

[@frederickbarbarossa7961]

Could you timestamp where it happens? I couldn't catch it.

[@AEZaubermann]

@@frederickbarbarossa7961 0:20

[@mxc_shenr0n240]

I thought he stubbed his toe 😂

[@degeman6340]

I thought this was going to be really cringe but nope this was weirdly invigorating and wholesome

[@bobbyrossfella3248]

You seriously dont see the cringe....Ballmer, is that you!!!???

[@BlueDippy]

@@bobbyrossfella3248I don’t either although he is coked out of this world it’s still amazing 😂😂😂

[@haveatyou1]

It's cringe ya dopey

[@leebode4643]

@@bobbyrossfella3248 Complete cringe. They blind.

[@lb91364]

this is the fking personification of cringe. this is cringe brought to life in the most unnatural, unholy way imaginable. this is cringe laying flat on a stretcher in the laboratory of some ancient castle, raised skyward and repeatedly struck by lightning while bill gates screams its alive! its alive! … And then this affront to humanity draws first breath

[@stevewilliams8590]

Did he actually say, “give it up for me!” lol

[@reidsjaaheim8237]

No. That was Cocaine, using him as a vessel.

[@summerinspringville-hill]

I think so 😂

[@swissmediastuff]

yes

[@GabrielNicho]

Why is that weird? It was a normal thing to say to get applause back then, well "give it up for" other person, but yeah.

[@pentexsucks43]

​@@GabrielNicho No one said it's weird, just really funny

[@macjcb2724]

every time I hear his scream "GIVE IT UP FOR... MEEE" I start crying.

[@TheDoppelgangster]

Oh wow! This takes me back to the glory days of the internet!

[@attentionneeded]

This is by far, Most happy ol’ mate I ever seen.

[@noirrevolv5728]

This is how we all are when salary comes in

[@sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902]

Fact

[@uzairarshad4231]

This is how Steve Ballmer is when his salary comes in

[@Mart-E12]

I wanna be at least a little happy like this man

[@jacktowers7533]

Best Wrestler Intro Ever

[@AaronStarkLinux]

History lesson: Excess of excitement isn't gonna make the product better.

[@NighT-WolF85]

You can say about Ballmer what you want, but this is as motivational as it can be. Whenever i would see any of our Chiefs doing something like this, it would be crazy. I probably never will.

[@blu3_enjoy]

The energy resonates, and frankly I don't care if it came from foreign chemical compounds

[@rhymereason3449]

A fat man jumping around stage screaming and acting like a maniac is not my idea of motivation.

[@johnnymnemonic1199]

But you know that he was on druga, yes?

[@onimenokyochristy4925]

nan mais tu es serieux mec ??? serieusement , tu as vu sa tete ??? il ne ressemble a rien du tout !! ou plutot si , a une tete d'oeuf...calimero quoi . ohhh c'est vraiment trop injuste mdr . plus serieusement , il a pris de la coco le gars !!!???

[@allnamesaretakenb4]

Its about as awkward as it gets

[@DerFlotteReiter]

He did what he thought was necessary to get into the news back then. Even today people watch it.

[@face5226]

it makes me so happy to see this

[@Kenxstudios]

If you suddenly became as rich as he is then you would act the exact same way.

[@ka1ru]

@Moody Fuck now that you mention that does seem to happen nowadays

[@iAmCodeMonkey]

@Moody Fuck lmfao

[@Zer0.-_]

​@moodyfuck4758no but it releases you to virtually do the freedom to do anything with minimal consequences, because even if there are consequences, you have more money than god himself to fall back on

[@JayStillYung]

no

[@JMigUK]

1:00 co-ca-i-ne

[@TriniDB]

0:22 rolls ankle

[@mfgoth]

LOL

[@Jarms39]

You can hear him go eaggh!

[@martinweihrauch2379]

Doesn't feel it on Coke

[@cruncherx86]

He stops jumping but try to continue his show at it’s bets. Gigantic showman.

[@rubyred6954]

Dude was the biggest CLOWN!! Lmao every time 🤪

[@karthiksankaran9514]

He cheered us up to not give up on Microsoft for the next 10 years...

[@deanwinchester4696]

Well it definitely paid off it seems

[@haircafekevin]

If you were as rich as this guy, you'd be this happy too.

[@waterbottle4782]

If I suddenly became a billionaire I would be dancing like this too!

[@jalphabet5]

Not me. Not amount of money would make me act like a fucking asshole.

[@ilgazkayili]

It's annoying that some people can't laugh and hate something funny

[@WindowsNT-software]

love this moment

[@vigilantestylez]

This is how the managers at your minimum wage job act at the beginning of your shift and expect you to have the same energy.

[@taocrypto2943]

0:21 sprained his ankle and still keeps going

[@lazyartiste_2357]

Hahaha

[@hinkhall5291]

He made $130 billion for being the equivalent of Flava Flav for Microsoft. He has every right to be stoked!

[@TheM0nkeyBomb]

Public enemy number 1

[@Chilos49]

I love this guy ❤

[@jackrussell5284]

Clippers fans right now.

[@rwsavory]

This looks really good on my Windows Phone.

[@sebastiank.8378]

That’s emotion - I’m sure nobody kept on his seat in that arena

[@JoeKundlak]

I am afraid he looked quite stupid.

[@DesertFernweh]

YA they all got up a left. They had bugs to fix...or not.

[@bendodson-n7g]

The way he powers up to that “hadouken” uppercut then twists his ankle kills me every time 😂

[@harrygalaxy9535]

i bet you that most people here searched for this.

[@gregp1056]

How I act when I find 5 bucks in my pocket

[@blu3_enjoy]

twisted his ankle 0:20 lol

[@covert0overt_810]

😂😂😂 holy fuck i never noticed that

[@Papadopollus]

​@@covert0overt_810me either

[@Eini815]

The only video better than this would be a Steve Jobs reaction video lol

[@C.P101]

A CHAMPION in the sport of business

[@rajzakku8829]

The song is the pop vocal mix of Get On Your Feet, by Gloria Estefan

[@Charles-pm4so]

Looking for this, thx !

[@kristerlund8845]

I remember this, Ballmer is hilarious!

[@chocolateface8664]

this is me Friday at the start of a long weekend

[@forrestgump624]

When Microsoft raises the dividend...

[@DisperseControl]

Legendary

[@staceymarie6895]

Don't you hate those Monday morning bosses?

[@SamuraiTacos1]

yep i miss mr ballmer

[@BossySwan]

Never knew Gloria Estefan had that sort of impact on people

[@haristan1960]

action jack barker

[@TheGoodChap]

I want the clippers to win the championship to see this again

[@andrewofaiur]

People don't understand, this man is working. working super hard.

[@svh9]

It's really impressive how he didn't fall or trip over anything, especially after he pulled a muscle.

[@lexdavies3656]

When a manager acts like this they’re called ‘motivational’ or ‘eccentric’ If a normal employee acts like this they’re fired 😂

[@chrisl1878]

The cure for depression Steve can make me excited about watching paint dry

[@goldenheartboy386]

If You need to lough and having some fun, watch this video

[@otacon4065]

THE best video online

[@awesomegmg956]

He ran every single company meeting for some 30 years and never sold MSFT stock. He does love the company and now he will soon become richer than his boss Billg by holding MSFT stock. Yes after his retirement there has never been a company meeting anymore. And the last one, he cried on stage.

[@Jurecki07]

Talking about the conjoined triangles of success

[@robch.2901]

4 words i love ... COCAINE. Thought for a sec hw was going to said that 🤣

[@randyspaceship]

saaaame

[@NoreenHoltzen]

Exactly how I felt when I realized I could purchase a Mac and still do everything that I previously thought I was locked into doing only with Windows.

[@Papadopollus]

I'll start arrive at my job just like that! Would be awesome

[@The-Cat]

Back when nerds were millionair rockstars.

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

Steve was really having a ball :3

[@realmma5212]

This dudes awesome

[@adiblasi]

When Balmer did his exit from Microsoft, THAT is when I purchased the stock.

[@serator24]

I laughed so hard. Legend.

[@michelleabaya287]

That's a billion dollar performance !!! 😅 ❤❤❤

[@adid.5585]

One of the best CEOs that Microsoft had, if not the best. The guy had a vision and was willing to fight to the end with his competitors for his dreams, even against all odds, because he had such confidence in his ideas! It's a shame that his legacy with Microsoft came to an end. Maybe the future of Microsoft would've been different if he stayed, maybe it would've even raised some real problems to Apple as a competitor.

[@apollodiomedes203]

Balmer literally laughed at Apple when they introduced the first Iphone. He was sure it would be a massive flop. He not only didn’t predict the next big thing in personal devices, he ignored it when it came out. Microsoft was super-late to the touchscreen smartphone game and consequently lost this piece of the market. I wouldn’t call him “one of the best CEO’s”.

[@adid.5585]

@@apollodiomedes203 I get your point, but at least he stood by his company with all his faith. It was a mistake of him to underestimate the competition, no doubt about that!

[@MrCashoos]

@@apollodiomedes203 that was basically his only mistake as CEO, for everything else he founded the basis for projects like Azure and Xbox and doubled the profit margins for Microsoft during his mandate.

[@bluedot6933]

nokia? yahoo? windows phone @@MrCashoos

[@SelectedPeppa]

That guy was a total failure. He failed to understand what a game changer the iphone is He failed to understand the power of open source - great tools like vscode, well, gut integration in azure would have been impossible with him. He had rage fits in office and threw chairs at his colleagues... To me, this event is not a motivational thing. It's upsetting to see how he almost kills himself on stage (ankle sprain at :21 close to heart attack at :55) . I could never work for a guy like him...

[@ovenkloven]

Usually somebody came out to catch him back in his straightjacket😂😂

[@EJFSanchez2]

When you realize your filthy rich. Or you just ate a really hot pepper

[@jimmyzhao2673]

Ballmer doesn't care, He's a *MultiBillionaire*

[@0xMAC-8205]

This is my Schoolmate, when he gets a 4- in Grammar

[@BaldAndCurious]

I was totally expecting him to have a heart attack, when I first saw this clip.

[@Gregplex]

I. LOATHE. THIS. COMPANY.

[@stephenholmgren405]

I got 4 words for ya, I. AM. A. BILLIONAIRE!!! YEAAAA!!

[@thomasbuchovecky171]

When your boss lets you take your birthday off

[@patrickhawthorneLS]

I like the little super mario block punch at 20s

[@photography8023]

My favorite moment is his yell of pain @ 0:20 😂 it both sounded and looked like it hurt bigly Second favorite moment is what his voice sounds like as he says company at the end of the video before yelling “YEAH“

[@AliAhmed-h8n]

Press stomach with steve ballmer😂😂😂 0:45

[@FlamebaitV3]

0:21 The noise he makes when he sprains his ankle fucking got me

[@vor2Stunden]

So stelle ich mir die nächste iPhone Präsentation von Tim Cook vor.

[@didyouknow7584]

This shit doesn't get old

[@C414AC]

If this is him sober please god can I go to one of his parties

[@Мирич-з4е]

Don't do drugs kids.

[@TheBloodshower]

"I have four words for you" 1. I 2. Love 3. This 4. Company 5. Yes

[@Filmdude2001]

For those who of you like me wondered what that song was, it's: "Get On Your Feet" by Gloria Estefan kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIGyhHqMir6ajLM

[@st3veee77]

Welcome to Liverpool!

[@ubernihilist457]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[@evangelus3289]

Little gem but I die at 0:23 when he pumps his fist and hear the weakest “ahh” 😂

[@mth469]

amazing he could still keep going after that injury.

[@bombomos]

If only all CEOs were like this. The world would be a better place

[@paulllama1744]

Yeah, he genuinely seems stoked just to be doing what he’s doing.

[@boogieboss]

Haha 90% like this, they all are psychopaths.

[@Happyduderawr]

It would be a more monopolistic place! The average joe would certainly be paying sky high prices for shitty products!

[@smallbluemachine]

Wow this is one of those golden oldies that could benefit from a little AI up-res love.

[@ZAHLEGARNIX]

Thats were the inspiration came from for the bitconnect guy

[@Genesis56457]

Miss this Guy😅