Steve Jobs' Wet Dream

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Programmers are also human

Programmers are also human

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Apple Computers
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Interview with an Apple Computers Historian in 2024 with Kai Lentit - aired on Part 4 © Who Is Technology 2024.
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@carlosuresti4390
@carlosuresti4390 2 ай бұрын
"Quinoa Coin Airdrop"
@paulywalnutz5855
@paulywalnutz5855 2 ай бұрын
i might fuck around and launch this
@TJ-vh2ps
@TJ-vh2ps 2 ай бұрын
“Objects that float in the database…” Spoken like a true designer. 😂
@DR_1_1
@DR_1_1 2 ай бұрын
"Now let's the programmers slaves implement that!"
@randomname3566
@randomname3566 2 ай бұрын
"Let's not talk about windows, let's talk about serious products"
@wherami
@wherami 2 ай бұрын
My favorite line
@AdamFiregate
@AdamFiregate 2 ай бұрын
Yes, talk about doors and rooms. 😂
@Zaphod_
@Zaphod_ 2 ай бұрын
incredibly based
@rarbiart
@rarbiart 2 ай бұрын
that comment "not possible on windows" was "asking for derail": self inflicted damage
@XDarkGreyX
@XDarkGreyX 2 ай бұрын
One guy stole the TV, one the DVD player. Or what was the quote Gates threw in Job's face during an interview?
@gabrielnilo6101
@gabrielnilo6101 2 ай бұрын
Designer who doesn't know how to draw, studied philosophy and works in software development. I've never seen someone so diverse in the world of technology.
@notsojharedtroll23
@notsojharedtroll23 2 ай бұрын
Very inclusive of him
@Jack-yl7cc
@Jack-yl7cc 2 ай бұрын
It's way more common than you might think for a liberal arts major to find their way into IT. I'm sure many of them would do just about anything to make sure they never utter the phrase "Do you want fries with that".
@gabrielnilo6101
@gabrielnilo6101 2 ай бұрын
@@notsojharedtroll23 Yeah, like... he looked in the mirror and said: You're hired.
@zacanger
@zacanger 2 ай бұрын
Happens all the time, all you need is a rich family, or to be able to BS your way into an investment.
@MightyBrend
@MightyBrend 2 ай бұрын
Most designers I work with can't draw. It's very common these days. Also, I'm a liberal arts major working in IT! Venti latte with caramel 😁
@AlexPollardChess
@AlexPollardChess 2 ай бұрын
Love the pivot channel has taken. The interviewee becomes the interviewer. Thanks for the laughs!
@GSBarlev
@GSBarlev 2 ай бұрын
This is the most *aggressively French* person I have ever seen. I have almost no idea what he's selling, but I wish him the best of luck.
@stdmpa
@stdmpa 2 ай бұрын
"Albert Epstein" 5:16
@metaphoricallyalive8109
@metaphoricallyalive8109 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@rafaelbordoni516
@rafaelbordoni516 2 ай бұрын
I thought I misheard him, did he actually say that? I'm not crazy lmao lessgoooooo
@lewesc
@lewesc 2 ай бұрын
"But if you design it for Finance people it can be shittily designed" That hit home real bad... I blame the requirements.
@--cs3
@--cs3 9 күн бұрын
facts
@user-ip7gh3lp6x
@user-ip7gh3lp6x 2 ай бұрын
Da Ali G Dhow and Between Two Ferns of tech.
@radomane
@radomane 2 ай бұрын
“And also the wheel, like having new interactions paradigms is something that I’m very interested in” This man is so willing to lie that he’s reinventing the wheel and calling it innovation. Pure gold
@DR_1_1
@DR_1_1 2 ай бұрын
There is that wheel in Inkscape... I never could integrate their interface!
@tshackelton
@tshackelton 2 ай бұрын
In all seriousness, I really miss hypercard and I'm super happy someone is carrying the torch...
@hunterhusar
@hunterhusar 2 ай бұрын
100%!
@7ripleSeven7
@7ripleSeven7 2 ай бұрын
based
@Sam-cp6so
@Sam-cp6so 2 ай бұрын
So glad Kai is back in the swing of making videos!
@mf12811
@mf12811 2 ай бұрын
These founder interviews are awesome! Still waiting for an "Interview with a ZFS enthusiast" though ;)
@user-ek2jc1xf3y
@user-ek2jc1xf3y 2 ай бұрын
disappointed bc no nft metion
@king53_
@king53_ 2 ай бұрын
"You studied Philosophy?"
@Smoshfaaaaaaaaaaan
@Smoshfaaaaaaaaaaan 2 ай бұрын
Loved the sequence at the end! Very enjoyable - thank you for being creative
@sunfishr.terrible8913
@sunfishr.terrible8913 2 ай бұрын
You snuck a bit of Switched on Bach into the background. Sweet.
@versacebroccoli7238
@versacebroccoli7238 2 ай бұрын
Yo thanks for pointing that out. Wendy Carlos is an OG baller!
@androidwalle4932
@androidwalle4932 2 ай бұрын
​@@versacebroccoli7238 Wow, good hearing!!! ❤
@lephtovermeet
@lephtovermeet 2 ай бұрын
This guy is the Eric Andre of coder nerds
@TheBswan
@TheBswan 2 ай бұрын
Please let's not talk about Microsoft
@jakeleventhal4175
@jakeleventhal4175 2 ай бұрын
Bruno, but for developers
@tangentfox4677
@tangentfox4677 2 ай бұрын
Okay, but I unironically love the memex, and want it to exist. Several things have tried, but none are quite there yet.
@noondlyt
@noondlyt 2 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this way too much. Well done.
@thatryanp
@thatryanp 2 ай бұрын
Yesss! They are bringing back HyperCard
@burlak3182
@burlak3182 2 ай бұрын
What the hell is kosmik? I checked their website, still have no idea.
@randymi9334
@randymi9334 2 ай бұрын
it's a way to use up vc money
@alexanderp7521
@alexanderp7521 2 ай бұрын
You don't understand, it's like a deck of cards... it's a marvelous software 🤣
@zacanger
@zacanger 2 ай бұрын
It looks like some kind of hypercard reinvention + a slimmed down desktop environment stuck in a web browser? I think?
@_Zaid
@_Zaid 2 ай бұрын
It looks like FigJam, but when you click a link it opens an ?
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp 2 ай бұрын
@@zacanger and that's the re-imagining of computing ? HUGE MEH
@johnsmith1953x
@johnsmith1953x 2 ай бұрын
HYPERTEXT !!
@metaphoricallyalive8109
@metaphoricallyalive8109 2 ай бұрын
HYPERMEDIA!
@fus132
@fus132 2 ай бұрын
HYPERDATA!!!
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp 2 ай бұрын
All I wanted is hyper-meta-data, aka hypertext and semantic web, but all we get is shitty LLMs and "AI"
@crism8868
@crism8868 2 ай бұрын
HYPERMEDIA AS THE ENGINE OF APPLICATION STATE
@radomane
@radomane 2 ай бұрын
HYPERMEDIA SYSTEMS
@Babbili
@Babbili 2 ай бұрын
7:05 how did you turn it into a clip from 1973 😅 🤯
@javidking63
@javidking63 2 ай бұрын
art
@DR_1_1
@DR_1_1 2 ай бұрын
Or is it a 1843 novel, Martin Chuzzlewit...
@MelroyvandenBerg
@MelroyvandenBerg Ай бұрын
design
@timi707_1
@timi707_1 2 ай бұрын
dang the computer chronicles deep cut
@xiaokourou
@xiaokourou 2 ай бұрын
These keep getting better
@Alexander-by4uv
@Alexander-by4uv 2 ай бұрын
This guy misses such thing as markdown (notion, obsidian etc) 😅
@GmailNexus
@GmailNexus Ай бұрын
Or Logseq, also pretty great :)
@NESMASTER14
@NESMASTER14 2 ай бұрын
That Stewart Cheifet nod at 1:20 lol
@denialzz
@denialzz 2 ай бұрын
Bro your videos are all hilarious. Im glad you're branching out from your usual content, keep it up.
@PlatFormerlyKno
@PlatFormerlyKno 2 ай бұрын
fr tho where the quinoa coin my man i need it
@ishi450
@ishi450 2 ай бұрын
The joke about finance people was spon on.
@nowayicommented1314
@nowayicommented1314 2 ай бұрын
This is art.
@tuxlu1761
@tuxlu1761 2 ай бұрын
Dang you're (or where) in Paris ? Know that you have french fans around here! I hope to see other french startups interview.
@alurma
@alurma 2 ай бұрын
Oh the guy being interviewed actually knows stuff
@paulsaulpaul
@paulsaulpaul 2 ай бұрын
I couldn't figure out what the product is or does.
@Excalibur13
@Excalibur13 2 ай бұрын
Now I'm Thinking Different.
@daddy7860
@daddy7860 2 ай бұрын
Satire doesn't work with people who are too charismatic and serious at the same time. They just obliterate anything potentially awkward and make it smooth.
@limbo3545
@limbo3545 2 ай бұрын
Can we sell NFT's with it?
@Ceelvain
@Ceelvain 2 ай бұрын
Even after this interview, I still have no clue what he's doing with his startup. Actually, I'm not sure Kai really knows what he's doing either. 😅
@blockagecrew
@blockagecrew 2 ай бұрын
Check out his KZbin demo. Looks like Obsidian for artists, not the worst idea ever tbh.
@danielphil80
@danielphil80 2 ай бұрын
6:03 Kai's look when Paul says "you can have a healthy revenue stream without getting people addicted to your product"
@pugo7925
@pugo7925 2 ай бұрын
"What I'm saying is very dumb" - a true philosopher
@danielnagy6909
@danielnagy6909 2 ай бұрын
Hope one day I will be interviewed by this genius🤞
@nerdontheinternet
@nerdontheinternet 2 ай бұрын
damn. I could be a creative person too.
@danielnagy6909
@danielnagy6909 2 ай бұрын
Yes just dont limit yourself
@DR_1_1
@DR_1_1 2 ай бұрын
It's all about the narrative... and body language, and... relationships!
@kukuricapica
@kukuricapica Ай бұрын
|Let's not talk about windows, let's talk about serious products" ROFL
@maciej2320
@maciej2320 2 ай бұрын
They are both imposter comedians, yes?
@kiryls1207
@kiryls1207 2 ай бұрын
apparently paul rony is real and a cofounder of kosmik, an infinite white board to store stuff instead of the classic folder structure. i also was curious about this, because i thought this was a parody of some kind
@analogsamurai9576
@analogsamurai9576 2 ай бұрын
@@kiryls1207 These aren't parodies, this guy is outsmarting SF it's wild
@kiryls1207
@kiryls1207 2 ай бұрын
@@analogsamurai9576i now noticed and holy crap this dude's making some heavy hits. so glad i discovered him
@ThiagoVieira91
@ThiagoVieira91 2 ай бұрын
Bro this guy from Kosmik should spend less time doing design and more doing performance engineering. Their website bricked my phone
@ckorp666
@ckorp666 2 ай бұрын
@@analogsamurai9576 it shouldnt surprise u, unless u think tech ceos get where they are by being geniuses
@programorprogrammed
@programorprogrammed 2 ай бұрын
I actually like this guy.
@NotGarbageLoops
@NotGarbageLoops 2 ай бұрын
I really want to get in on dat Quinoa Qoin goodness.
@oscarcharliezulu
@oscarcharliezulu 2 ай бұрын
It’s quite an interesting App. I’m digging the vibe, man.
@captmulch1
@captmulch1 2 ай бұрын
He didn’t create Next, it was already Unix …
@patronspatron7681
@patronspatron7681 2 ай бұрын
The best question is no question. 😂
@deisum
@deisum 2 ай бұрын
"Includes paid promotion" Kai trolling the algorithm.
@paulsaulpaul
@paulsaulpaul 2 ай бұрын
Affiliate link in the description. The ad near the end of the video.
@encody
@encody 2 ай бұрын
"Two thousand, one hundred, and *glance* thirty-five followers."
@grey5626
@grey5626 2 ай бұрын
lmao. That Gary Kildall/Computer Chronicles clip was interesting insomuch as Doug Engelbart himself (in an interview with Robert X. Cringley) said something to the effect of: "We* had links too. But we just called them 'links'. There was nothing 'Hyper' about them." * [by which Doug meant NLS {oNLine System, first publicly demonstrated in 1968's "Mother of All Demos" which eventually became the basis for [DA]RPANET after J.C.R. Licklider helped get Engelbart's Augment group at SRI {Stanford Research Institute} funding}]
@metaphoricallyalive8109
@metaphoricallyalive8109 2 ай бұрын
YAY! QUINUA COIN MENTIONED!!
@albancabannes7963
@albancabannes7963 2 ай бұрын
7:17 That was kind of a few steps away from death
@JC-hp7pc
@JC-hp7pc 2 ай бұрын
“What I am saying is very dumb.” You could say that again.
@GmailNexus
@GmailNexus Ай бұрын
He's nailing the '78 Bill Atkinson look ✨
@spudboi007
@spudboi007 2 ай бұрын
Dude got roasted
@DaxSudo
@DaxSudo Ай бұрын
I think I have nerd/comdey crush on the host. This is gold.
@TheRadischen
@TheRadischen 2 ай бұрын
a history teacher
@alsara2k
@alsara2k Ай бұрын
All you're missing is a quote from Christoper Alexander or Alan Kay lmeow.
@Gurzbujar
@Gurzbujar 2 ай бұрын
no clue what's going on but *"im loving it"*
@mariobroselli3642
@mariobroselli3642 Ай бұрын
Great Job at the languages playlist but i noticed you forgot Ruby.
@kailentit
@kailentit Ай бұрын
what is ruby?
@mariobroselli3642
@mariobroselli3642 Ай бұрын
@@kailentit 😅 Ruby the programming language that nowdays is even surpassed in adoption by the Scala language, at least in my parts. Well, you added perl which is about as popular as Ruby.
@gavr_sas
@gavr_sas Ай бұрын
HYPERCARDS SMALLTALK LETSGO
@howwitty
@howwitty 2 ай бұрын
I've always said real software should be super-marvelous.
@yxyk-fr
@yxyk-fr 2 ай бұрын
There's a Raphael Mezrahi vibe there 😛
@paultapping9510
@paultapping9510 2 ай бұрын
Epstein and Mark Twain 😂😂😂😂
@mrjonnoma
@mrjonnoma Ай бұрын
Comments on this really made my day! :) Anyone noticed Atari TT/Mega STE in the background .. It was good design for a case at a time.
@MonoVendetaMario
@MonoVendetaMario 2 ай бұрын
Lets talk more about your actual specialty: ""design""
@paidosam
@paidosam Ай бұрын
Where does he find these people?!?!?
@user-bv7jc
@user-bv7jc 2 ай бұрын
7:15 this is the funniest shit I've ever seen
@tempacc9589
@tempacc9589 2 ай бұрын
Albert Epstein 💀
@JuMPeRaBG
@JuMPeRaBG Ай бұрын
8:00 - The best Web Unlocking Technology in the world
@simondungeon1218
@simondungeon1218 Ай бұрын
"Explain the product as if you are speaking to a 5 year old hyped about AI" - Today's tech scenario POV
2 ай бұрын
AI generated chorus: ...dreams are married NTFs a different kind of reeeeeality...
@AlchemyOfDeathBand
@AlchemyOfDeathBand Ай бұрын
the Sacha Baron Cohen of tech.
@dmingod999
@dmingod999 2 ай бұрын
what an ad... 😄 a lot of people probably think the ad for web-scraping is real... 😂
@paulsaulpaul
@paulsaulpaul 2 ай бұрын
It is. His affiliate link is in the description. People that use Brighdata VPNs are endpoints for their webscapers.
@thecoredigital6625
@thecoredigital6625 2 ай бұрын
It is a real ad, genius!
@stacychandler6511
@stacychandler6511 2 ай бұрын
Did he just say Albert Epstein? Sometimes I feel bad for the guys he interviews. Do you let them in on the joke at the end? Either way, great content as usual. I'd like to see a sequel of your interview with the Rust Dev
@DR_1_1
@DR_1_1 2 ай бұрын
You'd feel sorry for Pecksniff...
@tommycallsuback
@tommycallsuback 2 ай бұрын
what is the product?
@Spoonbringer
@Spoonbringer 2 ай бұрын
Look, he's a philosopher and a designer. Not a marketer.
@user-qj7ku6wi3b
@user-qj7ku6wi3b 2 ай бұрын
Let me know if this guys startup fails, we're hiring for a Principle Yapping Engineer where I work.
@analogsamurai9576
@analogsamurai9576 2 ай бұрын
The future is truly terrifying now that I've seen this
@borisbosnjak4812
@borisbosnjak4812 2 ай бұрын
I think I'm as confused as Kai... :P
@oM477o
@oM477o 2 ай бұрын
Figma balls
@setheliot1
@setheliot1 21 күн бұрын
"Steve Jobs was a poser... he didn't even write code" - an oldie, but a goodie: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYm0dmWrfNOFlbc
@einargs
@einargs Ай бұрын
Is this a parody or not? I mean, doing a proper hypertext system is really cool
@Jagi125
@Jagi125 2 ай бұрын
Let's not talk about Microsoft.
@ishaadass
@ishaadass 2 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@Vetrivel.Shanmugam
@Vetrivel.Shanmugam 26 күн бұрын
Man. I thought this is a comedy video. Is this a real interview ?
@auntiecarol
@auntiecarol 27 күн бұрын
Isn't every Frenchman a philosopher?
@destinyobamwonyi8865
@destinyobamwonyi8865 2 ай бұрын
All you need is a dread and you would look like white Bob Marley.
@lysdexic9129
@lysdexic9129 2 ай бұрын
emacs
@pixl_xip
@pixl_xip 2 ай бұрын
Hello
@johnsmith1953x
@johnsmith1953x 2 ай бұрын
Hola?
@pixl_xip
@pixl_xip 2 ай бұрын
@@johnsmith1953x Saluton
@Joker22593
@Joker22593 Ай бұрын
Kosmik is actually a real product! This seemed like a staged joke. 😅
@paddor
@paddor 2 ай бұрын
I don’t understand the guy on the right
@kellymoses8566
@kellymoses8566 Ай бұрын
Steve Jobs was a deadbeat dad who abandoned his daughter and then treated her like shit.
@Levi_OP
@Levi_OP 2 ай бұрын
your videos are way too quiet btw. please turn up the volume
@ninocraft1
@ninocraft1 2 ай бұрын
part of the art
@b42thomas
@b42thomas 2 ай бұрын
you have your own volume knob you know
@Levi_OP
@Levi_OP 2 ай бұрын
@@b42thomas I don't want to have to adjust my volume knob for every video that I watch, and most of the time, I don't! The videos on this channel have been exceptionally quiet compared to every other video on the platform by a professional creator.
@ongyuxuan6989
@ongyuxuan6989 2 ай бұрын
This channel's humour is getting out of hand
@mattymerr701
@mattymerr701 2 ай бұрын
Non-programmers cant design right guys. You need logical thought to make nice looking creative designs right?
@ckorp666
@ckorp666 2 ай бұрын
visual artists are best suited to it for obvious reasons, but programmers are more qualified than a dude that took a JO major then cooked up a god-awful "productivity" software thats gonna run at 4fps when the poor office workers get forced to use it since mgmt got conned into paying $6k/yr
@heartache5742
@heartache5742 2 ай бұрын
dude, have you seen how open source software looks, what logical thought
@aravindpallippara1577
@aravindpallippara1577 2 ай бұрын
​@@heartache5742 actually quite a lot - it's usually designed well from the basis of creators to maintain than ease of learning
@heartache5742
@heartache5742 2 ай бұрын
@@aravindpallippara1577 have you tried to use gimp
@heartache5742
@heartache5742 2 ай бұрын
@@aravindpallippara1577 so it's usually thrown together haphazardly instead of being organised into a user experience that doesn't sound very logical
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