Eating 33 Year Old US MRE 1984 Ham & Chicken Loaf Vintage MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Taste Test

[@tambor76]

Ive never seen a person so full of enthusiasm and excitement for eating 33 year old military food and with such a vast knowledge of the history of military food. Even the way he describes the food and the words he uses to describe it. A true military food guru. Impressive. 🖒

[@user-NofaceNocase]

Its crazy that its that old and still taste i guess good lol

[@FathersFuckingBiscuits]

tambor76 I want a 33 year old mre now

[@andreamikoda9657]

His enthusiasm is blessed

[@ciscogomez4605]

Lol yeah for reals

[@ciscoflowers3839]

Im stoked just watching dog.

[@GsusIsKing]

Soldiers in 1984: "I hate MRE food..." Steve in 2017: "I can't believe how good this is! mmm I never want it to end."

[@GuitarMastr3000LP]

Like how good must 1984 food have been??? Is our food today really that terrible?

[@geoffupton]

Guitar3000LP so right

[@jasondodd109]

😂😂😂dead ass the best thing all day

[@dimkacracker]

@@GuitarMastr3000LP truffles were eaten like seeds, and cavier as well. All that shit was cheap.

[@vannestacion9860]

@@GuitarMastr3000LP as technology rise , the natural way to cultivate food turning to insdustrial way

[@lisaw6219]

After watching so many youtube videos with guys showing off their exotic cars, it's refreshing to see a man who can appreciate something so basic as an edible meal...

[@pabletoday9782]

So true

[@vivekmathur3514]

'merica

[@useitagain12]

lmfaooo@P Last Name

[@Spartan11117777]

It’s a choice to watch sooooooooo maaaaaany KZbin videos about guys showing off their Exotic Vehicles.

[@xCOBRAxVENOMx]

Yessss!🙇🏾

[@JoostArchives]

It’s 2 am and I’m watching a man eat food from the 80’s. Proud to be here.

[@cubsfan8293]

Orphanmolester2008 nice

[@hotheadedjoelhaha]

Well.......... What else is there to do...?

[@docod-vq6iv]

@@chickyismycat it's now 9:23am kill me

[@docod-vq6iv]

@@chickyismycat lol

[@cooldude3118]

Vincent Schley idk for me.

[@CassandraBankson]

*How did I get here, and why does this man know so much about food that was continued or discontinued or salted or whatnot.* I am both perplexed and intrigued

[@MohsinKhan-yr1rd]

correct bb

[@MohsinKhan-yr1rd]

your English can you teach me

[@redlobster4841]

lmao😂🍻

[@Dutchenter]

Hahahaha same im deep in youtube but this looks kinda cool

[@Xyronium]

It a far starch from some makeup toturials stuff.

[@202vidz]

*pulls out hard white brick labeled as pears* “They smell great, perfectly fine”

[@essxo2885]

LMFAOOOOO

[@DYWTE]

Crunch

[@CrystalRoots102]

They looked normal, it's freeze dried which is how it's supposed to look

[@shanegalang9]

@@CrystalRoots102 dehydrated.

[@Thomas___]

Lol ded

[@thematt5325]

He’s so happy with his 33-year-old mre.

[@greyk610]

Forreal, dude needs to relax.

[@jeffsomer]

@@greyk610 STFU you miserable libtard

[@yougotpassedbyagirl]

Lmaoo

[@haven1048]

Ikr lmao, it makes me so happy to see him so happy.

[@Hooligan_kat]

The Matt I wanna be this happy 😂

[@MichaelEgan66]

Hey there Steve. Long time watcher here. I'm a disabled marine who joined in 84 so this episode was special for me. I had to comment this time because up until about 6 months ago, I routinely bought usgi surplus cases, but for whatever reason all of my sources either jacked the price for an a/b 2 case pak from an average of $75-$100 way up to like $250 now, or they plain stopped carrying them. The first thing I noticed was no Tabasco bottle. It seemed like they were in everything. The pears were supposed to be rehydrated in the pouch with your "canteen" water. Never seen them eaten dry. Ever. Hell, we all got a kick out of watching little bits of fruit appear from seemingly dust chunks. Strawberries were the best. It was like magic. The crackers. Absolutely inedible. They were disgusting and the peanut butter was worse. Especially chunky. Omg. I can taste it now as I type. 🤮😆 All the mains were delicious, the most unpleasant of them being the hot dogs. Just plain and boring and unheated, they really sucked. And we did not ever heat them up at rftd at camp pendleton in boot. Rip it open, wolf it down and off you go. Never even got to drink the coffee. The other thing we didn't do is shit!! 5 days. When we finally got to the end of the week, we were marched to porta potties and well, to put it lightly, sounded like a platoon of men having babies out of their butts. It was funny and painful at the same time. We all swore it was by design so we'd extract every bloody gram of nutrients that were in the mres. The new mres were like Hilton food compared to the mess we got back then but as you mentioned, science experiments. 😆 Being homebound disabled, it was a great activity for me to have one every day, even got myself a steel tray to make it easier to eat from my chair. I sure hope that whatever caused the explosion in price, goes away and they return to the $50 per 12 in the case price, soon. I need my mre fix dammit!!! 😂😂😂 Thank you so much for all these videos. Its really great for my day and mental health. Really. 🙏🙏🙏

[@connorbennett6911]

Thanks for your service and your input

[@Haddley333]

Not shit for 5 days damn I go 2-3 times a day. It has to be this food lol

[@VideographerExperience]

that *tiny Tabasco bottle,* several adorned my baby brother's shelves, he loved those

[@moonasha]

I think steve said he likes to eat the fruit dry

[@GreatBirdOfHope]

Was so nice if him to reply to you you guys lmao

[@AnkitKumar-zu2vj]

I'll make lunch today, store it and will eat it in 2051. Thanks for the idea.

[@thebrideoffrankenstein2415]

Lol

[@candlecall]

I support you, muh dude 😂

[@definitivamentedaniel]

bolt r/whooosh

[@evankoebler3020]

@bolt r/woooooosh

[@Alpaax]

@bolt not if it's cryotized and vaccumed

[@herropreaseherro7870]

This man playing around with 1984 meatloaf while I just came from the video about that college student who died from eating 4 day old pasta

[@ven950]

HOLY SHIT SAME

[@miatafan]

Steve has a much greater immunity

[@lyrimetacurl0]

I like 1979 meat loaf (Bat out of Hell)

[@ezraarief3827]

Ahaha that's the one where an Asian dude's narrating right?

[@markusbrunner5706]

wow i watched the same thing yesterday is that how i got here? lol

[@SeanHodgins]

I also enjoy when my food doesn't numb or swell my mouth or throat. That is what I look for in a food.

[@Eludia]

Daniel Hertzler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johngrats8772]

Heaters even in 1986

[@flowerzoni]

too much spicy chips?

[@phatmanpushimbak8903]

My uncles name is Sean Hodgins.

[@sentelscribbles6583]

You should probably get checked for allergies...

[@psychonaut1829]

"Theres salt on the cracker and the nuts arent rancid, Nice!" Steve would be the easiest house guest ever.

[@JoJo-tm6ty]

Im pretty sure anything above pure mold would be a great meal for him

[@kyzerbuhnzi6403]

@@JoJo-tm6ty he’d still take a bite from the side without mold on it

[@JoJo-tm6ty]

@@kyzerbuhnzi6403 true

[@georgemartin5980]

Hey Steve, we're going out to eat, you're not coming, we've left you some Latvian Decontamination Rations." "Nice! I've been waiting to try them!"

[@RemoteAbductionArm]

my nuts are pretty rancid

[@coffee5736]

Someone asks you your favorite food. 1984 MRE ham and chicken loaf.

[@plays533]

Nah I feel like he had a major hard on for the pineapple nut cake

[@IAN815]

The Moon and Antarctica

[@coffee5736]

@@IAN815 Yeah man I love that album.

[@tetravx-553]

I'm deceased

[@tyw12]

truly a decedent and rare treat. just so sweet and nutty and velvety mmmmm

[@kjsaucier]

Hi Steve, I am impressed with your courage at eating old food. This episode was very nostalgic for me, my first Army enlistment was from Nov 1981 to Nov 1985. This brings back some great memories. Thanks.

[@birdy4life32]

That's so cool 😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@christopherjones8149]

Thanks for your service bro👏👏

[@TankEngine75]

Thanks for your service in America!

[@littlemissemila1818]

Thanks my dude! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@isaacpeters6218]

Thanks mate!! 👏👏

[@Winsane]

I like blue, that's a good reason.

[@ZeroMat1]

I got blue , bitches love blue , want sum fuk becky ?

[@Jixijenga]

I like blue too.

[@XxStonedKillerxX]

I dislike blue. how dare you.

[@HIIMUsc]

bitches love blue, and also sticks

[@signs80]

Me too

[@1991pullo]

As someone who had this menu when it was "fresh" I can tell you it was my favorite. The pears were like gold to me. The ham and chicken loaf was great, kind of tasted like canned tuna.

[@brentengelhart5]

I enjoyed the Chicken-ala-King. The cheddar cheese and crackers was also, special. I remember the cheese would have to be kneaded because of oil seperation and it was chock full of little grains of sharp tangy flavour.

[@jefftappan3091]

It was much better with some Tabasco on it.

[@barrybolton1396]

@@brentengelhart5 I loved the Chicken Ala King...people hated it....the dehydrated Burger (or Pork Chop) were hideous. Prisons would riot if you 'fed' them that. Cheese and crackers were the bomb.

[@barrybolton1396]

@Duffelbag Drag FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOOOO!

[@Hawk_Mutuku]

It looks like tuna to me when he spreads it lol

[@sherbetfarts]

“No numbing in my throat or in my mouth, no swelling” Yep that’s definitely a plus!

[@sablovestwice]

AcTuAlLy ItS a NeGaTiVe

[@kolbymcmullen2364]

Anyone else feel comforted by these videos when having bouts of anxiety or depression? Theres just something soothing about the atmosphere Steve provides for some reason lol.

[@craftistic82]

Kolby McMullen he's definitely got a gift. It's a nice mix of asmr and relaxing educational content.

[@kevinthefabulous1118]

Steve is the Bob Ross of MRE's, calming and informative with his own weird sayings.

[@TadpoleTea]

Coming from someone with bad depression and sever anixity, i can totally confirm he does.

[@liulfrbailey3087]

Can actually agree with that haha. Always makes me hungry while watching though..

[@SirReginaldBumquistIII]

Yes yes yes you can get lost in it

[@mr_selfdestrukt]

"I can think of a few reasons why the toilet paper is blue." "number one, I like blue.." *gives no other reasons* *moves on*

[@sazax8231]

?

[@cocoshort6528]

@@sazax8231 Its called understanding the meaning

[@SATE-d3t]

I'm blue da ba de da ba die sorry it's just a song

[@jambandfan1]

Sarincrow I think it’s just unbleached.

[@realronaldsrump5223]

It may be blue so that you aren't tempted to use it to surrender to the enemy while taking a dump.

[@piatpotatopeon8305]

Finding an unwatched Steve1989 video is like finding a perfectly preserved 40-year old ration. The satisfaction is intense.

[@HDsharp]

It looks you you have to be fit just to open the packaging.

[@zeppelin_7245]

True😂😂😂

[@hunterlacasse5195]

It is the army's ration to open after all

[@SpankyCSTX]

Dude straight struggling lol

[@SpankyCSTX]

That's back when they made shit that wasn't made with 99% recycled shit

[@sthfix]

if you were weak and starving you'd die trying to open the ham

[@michaeloneil2379]

I worked as a USDA inspector for 25 years MRE production plants majority of the time. Highest standards of Sanitation processing packaging of materials. Exceptionally safe and healthy products. No expenses spared in these facilities. Continuous inspection throughout the process

[@ciscogomez4605]

Michael Oneil said no one ever

[@AiRTaCoS]

msg safe...lol, thats an oxymoron

[@michaeloneil2379]

@@AiRTaCoS show me your science David. FDA for starters find no basis for your position. Not to be argumentative, always open to learning. Thank you

[@vijayavignesh7010]

Still thats a 33 year old fossil

[@eggmanfryer]

I worked at a civilian meat plant on the kill floor. My 1st day I was stamping "USDA" on the sides of beef. They told me to get someone else to look at anything that didn't look good. I eat a lot of chicken now... like THAT'S going to be any better for me.

[@Captiiva]

"There is no rancidity to those nuts" -steve 7:32

[@nnnnoponnnnope8537]

Haahahahahahah

[@JohnnyL69]

That's what she said.

[@ItzyagirlV]

😂😂😂

[@renton2659]

Went to the comments hoping someone said something

[@Eiko-tt9ng]

Captiiva DAMN IT

[@dillonsnyder1172]

"Yeah, theres no numbing in my throat, or in my mouth, no swelling, no rancidity. True good mood food." This man is the doomsday prepper version of Gordon Ramsay. Awesome

[@acernoks]

"All good things must pass. Hopefully, this will."

[@tdotson66]

I can’t believe he ate the whole thing. Stranger yet....I can’t believe I watched the whole thing!

[@suiteisme]

tdotson66 b

[@calebjaymes9710]

Loo

[@suagrandezza]

unfortunately he died the following month. Now it's ur turn.

[@Z17xMachine]

Hahaha I just did too!

[@xCOBRAxVENOMx]

Same!😅😅

[@re1ive456]

(Pulls our normal plastic spoon) “Classic MRE spoon”

[@harshh9000]

Retrovirus09 out*

[@Jaxgotscared]

@@re1ive456 pfft... You're my new favorite person

[@adriannaranjo4397]

(Gets MRE in the mail) "Classic MRE shipping"

[@orbsorbs8465]

J1. Then what? All the spoons I’ve seen nowadays consist of white plastic spoons, I think it’s just where you live.

[@orbsorbs8465]

J1. Then I’m kind of jealous of your spoons :0

[@zeusrodriguezmexico]

It’s nice listening to people speak about what their passionate about

[@emmasigurdardottir5436]

I agree

[@rubixcubegod]

It truly is.

[@layzer80]

Steve seems like such a gentle, kind fellow. But its pretty cool when he smacks his coffee, sugar and creamer packets into submission.

[@phoroshd2896]

Hes the Bob Ross of MREs

[@edwardfletcher7790]

I was stunned when he only used one coffee packet with so much water !! Not Steve SOP !

[@kumipeters6269]

When you’re eating food from an animal that lived and died before you were even a thought.

[@tsinjorasamy3852]

Holy fuck 🤔

[@keriheatfan3]

Fucking vegetarians

[@thra5herxb12s]

Yeah man. I've eaten 1961 dated cold war emergency biscuits that just tasted normal 🤣

[@thra5herxb12s]

Yeah man. I've eaten 1961 dated cold war emergency biscuits that just tasted normal 🤣

[@elzebub5]

xd Valerian true tho man

[@drsauce2574]

He eatin it an describing it like it’s a 5 star meal 😂😂

[@TheNekoWolfe]

How the fuck else would you describe the flavor of something that's older than yourself and should have been moldy mush by now?

[@urbosasfurry2126]

I think he's being sarcastic...

[@tracysullivan3715]

🤣

[@alucardsantradideus267]

What if... It is?

[@kush5749]

Made in 1984. :)

[@noahl456aa3]

I’m just imaging you ordering coffee at a restaurant Waiter : how would you like your coffee? Steve : Instant Waiter : Nice

[@weaseltown]

NoahL456 AA let's put it on a tray

[@enriquejr7834]

celebritycommenter nice mkay

[@SuperMikeFender]

"...Mmm... that's robust.... just a really good blend...."

[@troy4340]

And at least 30 years old lol

[@HellStamp]

I like this more than i should.

[@nyfire5]

Steve is easily the most wholesome guy on the internet today. Passion shows in all of his videos and I thoroughly enjoy every second of learning and watching. Let’s put that out on a tray.... nice.

[@dayne5897]

33 year old lunchable

[@bustergundo516]

but more filling haha

[@d.hamilton9174]

But more cooked

[@bustergundo516]

@@d.hamilton9174 also true.

[@boostin3156]

Rip x

[@masonmatt2145]

Lunchable mark 1

[@Thomas___]

*_When the food is older than you_*

[@grzybek4602]

Innit

[@yeyzon]

Thomas Bangalter lmao

[@Apo12345]

I'm exactly the same age as the food. I feel so cool

[@epicmiles6534]

Lol that's funny

[@markforeman3101]

À

[@guyfieri3434]

No one will ever love you as much as Steve loves coffee, instant, type 1

[@hunterdakota5271]

@pavo6503 I used it to kill some roaches.

[@swaghauler8334]

@pavo6503 The Coffee, Coca Mix, Sugar, and Creamer packets mixed with water in a pouch will make Ranger Pudding. Not only is it good, but it will WAKE you up too.

[@TheStepmonkey]

16:39 “I don’t want it to end, just like the 80’s” Wise words Steve 👌

[@kinasgamer]

Me: can we eat out Mom: we have food at home Food at home: *33 year old meatloaf*

[@xokam]

ON GOD

[@Kinky_Oreo]

My Grandparents house

[@DaneIbsen]

hahahahaha facts

[@amandahedge6980]

Lol

[@juanelorriaga2840]

I guess someone got a shitty report card to get a meal like that

[@mksland3884]

When you die your body will never decay due to all the preservatives in all these MRE's you've eaten!

[@-jackthereaper-4033]

still though, the insects would devour your corpse

[@saltysoysauce954]

@@-jackthereaper-4033 Unless he's stored properly

[@21snipexisaac48]

- Jack The Reaper - as long as the vacuum seal is just fine

[@tahnkajahari9]

- Jack The Reaper - the insects won’t touch him if he’s out on a tray

[@MrPYool]

Ahh... the irony

[@JohnBrownsArmory]

"there's no rancidity to these nuts!"

[@johnq.public5078]

...that's what she said.

[@zackary6088]

@@johnq.public5078 lmfao good one

[@zackary6088]

@@johnq.public5078 lmfao good one

[@richarddavis9362]

@@johnq.public5078 LOL!

[@anonchan8780]

deez nutz

[@Cheez-It92]

My Dad served in the Guards from the 1970's to the 90's and he is thoroughly enjoying these 80's MRE videos of yours with me haha. He remembers when they switched from C Rations to the new MRE's. He said he remembers this exact meal and loved it. Kinda funny cause he was telling me about how the crackers and peanut butter had a different flavor but were great right when you were explaining why. This was a trip down memory lane for him, and I enjoy seeing (and hearing) about it. Thanks for doing this Steve.

[@scott53052]

You need some 1984 water for that coffee.

[@YeekTV_Atlanta]

Scott Lmaooooo

[@Davidautofull]

id bet there is a lot of water layin around that's way older than 1984.

[@micahbarbee8636]

LMFAAOOOO!!!

[@Darthjardius]

The last thing I ate that was 33 years old made me pick her up at her house and buy her dinner first.

[@Darthjardius]

@@TheRhino-27 Quote from La Bamba? I actually caught that.

[@themanfromphoto]

Best comment I've seen here in years. LOL

[@otakuzshrine1535]

Oh shit i see were you went

[@VermillionPlays]

At first, I thought that was terrible English and then realized it all made sense.

[@brendancross2767]

weird flex but ok

[@HecticClan360]

He sounds like it’s his first day out of 20 years in prison.

[@skylarf8088]

RyanBJJ lmfao

[@saimai4630]

hahahahahah

[@cerclerouge3679]

ahahahahahahaahaha

[@ramqueen09]

How could you? It's been 33 years in prison lol

[@beef88]

🤣

[@davidg2122]

I was army infantry in 1981, the dehydrated fruit were great, especially the strawberries!! The chocolate nut cake was the best and the cherry cake was really good too.

[@UldrenSov]

“First off, I like blue. So that’s a good reason” 😂

[@pennycarter3433]

They ran out of white!

[@thauronelrond2833]

can't argue with that

[@j.t.cooper2963]

I was 20 when it was made. It held up better than I did. Lol.

[@jester4886]

I was not yet 2, and I can say the same haha

[@crapObear2323]

damn you're young. I was 12 years old.

[@Ok-qy5wl]

I was - 21 years old

[@ethan_martin]

-17 years old here

[@oneaburns]

I was 8. I went in the Army 94-97 and was in Europe. I always thought the Army was probably so cool back in the 80s practicing killing commies and hoping not to get nuked. But maybe that’s from watching Red Dawn and War Games and the like.

[@Ram-lr6ud]

when your food is so old it could have watched the premiere of Terminator

[@catsandalcohol99]

It would have been a newborn though

[@idkmanwhocares5029]

OH YEAH YEAH OH YEAH YEAH OH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH OH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

[@idkmanwhocares5029]

200th like, your welcome!

[@wilsonle61]

I remember in OCS (1989) during the final patrolling exercises in the woods, some of the Ham & Chicken Loaf had spoiled. We had already been in the woods (New Yorks Hudson River Valley) 5 days with constant rain, freezing nights, and half of the 85 who went into the field had already been medevacked to the rear with upper respiratory problems, broken bones (from slipping on rocks), etc. I was the RTO when a radio call came in instructing our squad not to eat the ham & chicken loaf MRE, it had made a dozen trainees sick and they had to be pulled from the field. That left the final miserable 25 of us out in the rain and the cold, at which point we gathered up all the ham and chicken loaf MREs we had and "ATE THEM". Hoping against hope to exit that miserable field problem via food poisoning. Unfortunately, our MRE(s) were all good and we finished the 9-day field exercise. I used to actually like both the Ham Loaf and the Ham & Chicken loaf. Some of the MRE(s) in the 80(s) had John Wayne Bars. They looked like small lengths of compressed 2 x 2 sections of extruded sawdust wood product. But they were sugary and yummy. Good times!!!!

[@fightwithonefilms]

Takes food directly out of boiling water "wow it's hot"

[@yeahhitsapril]

LMFAO

[@Raja-ev1ly]

Oh, that's hot that's hot

[@julianjimenez3381]

Its a steamer

[@beyondhelp666]

Smells Ham loaf, "smells like bacon" 😐

[@olliestone5549]

@@Raja-ev1ly please no

[@NotTheFBI_OFFICIAL]

I guess youtube decided that i like 33 year old food in my recommendation ...

[@Slots724]

me too

[@stevedonahue7956]

the same way I got here....maybe this guy has just fucked with our algorithms lol

[@freakyfornash]

And me too just now! (L.O.L.!)

[@kaitlyn3386]

Same

[@nonya6012]

Lol

[@dylanprescott2860]

This man is taking about it like it just came from a 5 star Gordan Ramsay restaurant

[@Desi1992]

SpicyTaco Fire those are actually really good I had a few in 2005 back during hurricane catrina

[@sacredsteezz2608]

@Armando Sturzenegger lmao

[@kamariturner940]

SpicyTaco Fire lmao

[@vasilakiz]

He is from the states,their level of cuisine is McDonald’s and kfc,for him that thing that he’s eating is like 5 star cuisine.

[@curtdixon]

SpicyTaco Fire meep

[@posban]

Watching this again in 2021. Along with all of the other Steve videos - NICE.

[@echtvergoldet]

Hey Steve. I love your enthusiasm. Thanks for bringing positivity to the world. Greetings from Germany.

[@Reinlofi]

*pulls out 33 year old brick of chicken* “Perfectly fine, yes fine.” 2:32

[@Reinlofi]

Gorgon The Argonian Dragonborn r/whoosh

[@xxc4be]

@@Reinlofi Hello mr.discord

[@USNVA11]

Every time I watch one of Steve's reviews, I expect to hear that he is in the hospital being treated for botulism. He always seems to survive. Nice ! 🤣

[@hannakinn]

USNVA11 In the comments on one video he said he didn't have health insurance. Now I mom out and worry about him, hope he will go to the doctor or ER if he needs to.

[@judilynn9569]

I was thinking the same thing as I watched this! lolol

[@-Nobody-1]

The preservative chemicals in the food take an accumulative tool, in time if he continues to consume this garbage he will eventually suffer the consequences.

[@anokayartist9544]

This is by far my favorite MRE review by you Steve, this whole video right here is what got me into MRE’s

[@Magnaliscous]

Same

[@donkiebals123]

I ate that same MRE in the field at Ft Dix, NJ in 1985. Wish I had saved some of them.

[@lexingtonaluminum4863]

That's a federal prison now.

[@LucasAguiar11]

Is it that good?

[@paulrostad4136]

I setup have a pork patty and a beef patty mre. They were my favorite.

[@meribast]

I had that one on the march out to TA50 at Ft Lwood, MO in 1987.

[@joshuaganci1961]

Alexander the great no it isn’t? It’s currently a joint base and called McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst

[@secretagentkay5670]

"There's no rancidity to those nuts" - Steve 2017

[@cubsfan8293]

Nice.

[@droptopbenz2422]

😂😂😂

[@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE]

which nuts? these nuts?

[@michaelandrew4488]

That has to be put on a T-Shirt.

[@michaelschuler7397]

That’s what she said

[@ghogf7694]

Next day News: man dies becuase of pooping organs out while eating a 1980 M.R.E His last words were: wheres that M.R.E toilet paper

[@bobizzuddin7629]

Underrated bro 😂😂😂

[@manictiger]

Prion disease sweeps through the world! Man thought to have the cure. Health experts sample his stomach lining and acid.

[@captainarcher2]

LMAO.

[@Thomas___]

Lol

[@IonControl]

More like *couldn't* poop out his organs (or anything else) for 2 weeks.

[@Lifestinks]

I love how your videos never really change. I'm watching this 4 years after you made it and it looks just like your recent videos.

[@mrdabss]

"Hey honey, want some pears? I bought them in 1984."

[@CarringtonHollister]

Wife: HELL NAH NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[@ramonguevara1453]

That made me LOL on my lunch break.. 😆

[@streetracer1o124]

xen 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bread_n_Butter.]

😂

[@maqaroon]

Nobody wants the 80s to end!! I‘m the same age as this MRE 😂

[@arielm1374]

Maqaroon I love your channel!! So great to see so many people watching a guy eat MRE's lol

[@ardvarkkkkk1]

Maqaroon I was eating this garbage when you were born. Everyone liked them when they first came out as they were different. That wore off quickly and most of us wanted our C Rats back.

[@beryl5739]

You're a failures thats why its not 80's any more

[@USN_Ret-]

I joined the Navy in 84. '84 was a good year.

[@jameer7565]

@@ardvarkkkkk1 What were in the C ratings?

[@TheSakyoGamer]

i see youtube is finally putting good videos in my recommended

[@judithslone6472]

lol

[@someyeeterontheblock2421]

Boip

[@melz4766]

Same lol

[@heypassthecheesecake4413]

Yippie

[@thevirus6101]

“Look at those ingredients: Nitrates, MSG, not bad”...Love this guy!

[@dannydjduc99]

Harvard wants to know your location so they can study your digestive system

[@ralfymercedphotography1212]

😂

[@PedroMartinez-nl1gr]

LOL took me 10 years to get rid of the peanut butter stuck to my intestines!

[@cutetay71]

Lol

[@Charliechorizo]

Harvard is now a dump, SJWs and NPCs have turned it to shit.

[@D3sToD3s]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIqrdZ1oqKdgqMU Watch this about the strangest appetite there was.

[@gabrieldobrisan2103]

That moment when you eat a chicken that died 33 years ago.

[@omipatwa9564]

haha

[@Tangento]

LOL dude, seriously

[@LMTR14]

what about it?!

[@Nairuulagch]

Actually a lot of people eat 5 or 10 year old frozen chicken. It is just food industry grand secret.

[@Goku_Kiyosaki]

Nairuulagch so ur saying that chicken he ate could possibly be almost 40 years old 🤮

[@NamNguyen-pg8ht]

That meal is older than me.

[@justchillin6420]

Nam Nguyen same

[@LMTR14]

ain't you a special snowflake

[@NamNguyen-pg8ht]

@@LMTR14 what do you mean ?

[@mylvin3183]

@@LMTR14 He could very well still be a millennial

[@mike-xk1pf]

Same

[@stephenpaz6456]

OMG, what a great video to stumble upon. Smiled the entire time and had some good laughs. Transported me back to the first MRE I ever had in Marine Corps boot camp, September - November 1985. What a fantastic presentation. Glad you got to experience a well-preserved one.

[@JefficusMaximus]

I'm surprised no MRE company has sponsored your channel yet. They could send you MREs to test yourself, some to give away to viewers. It would be tight

[@JefficusMaximus]

Robert Bisceglia I probably worded that badly. I didn't mean the actual manufacturers of the MREs, but there's lots of distributors on eBay and websites and stuff...I meant one of them. Steve gets hundreds of thousands of views per video, if someone were to sponsor a video(s) by supplying the MRE for free and in return Steve can shout out and give links to their store.

[@SpearM3064]

Jerf The three major MRE companies (Wornick, Ameriqual, Sopackco) all have their own lines of civilian MREs, but those are the only ones they can legally give away. Military MREs are "not for resale" and "property of the Department of Defense". Although, that doesn't stop them from showing up on eBay and in surplus stores anyway, and the military hasn't really put a lot of effort into chasing down resellers in quite a few years. (Not since Katrina, anyway.)

[@maxwellbuhler8493]

It's pretty dangerous. They probably aren't allowed to be sold with intent to consume.

[@meeeplo]

+SpearM3064 tracking down the people who sell them would be a waste of money in my opinion

[@Solocat1]

Maxwell Buhler Correct in Canada they can't be sold as "Food" for liability reasons.

[@RJGomez-ix1hh]

why did i just watch a man eat old food... idk ... but it was interesting

[@code9102]

Right? How did I even end up here?

[@turkym7md5]

Right? How did i even end up here replying?

[@1josh4]

😂😂😂

[@williamspence2079]

This is my Friday night...

[@am_KorD]

I agree super weird but interesting

[@i.p.knightly149]

That stuff looks more dangerous than combat.

[@scuzzlerw.m3472]

😂😂😂

[@HASSANJI_made_in_AMERICA]

Lol! Breh yo pic funny as fk too.

[@youllsee2653]

*Trees speaking Vietnamese* : exists

[@Cestralious]

This was your first video I found a few years back and it popped up again and as I watched alot of your old and new videos. It's fascinating to see the change of how food was stored for our soldiers and the information you give with each video. Keep it up :D

[@thatnibba248]

Ur gonna need waayy more toilet paper than that m8

[@weepz]

Ha!

[@Heopful]

tiny mre t prob wont even need to go

[@Quebster]

Actually I'm surprised they included TP, everyone knows you hardly shit after eating MREs!

[@MG-ze3lf]

That's what the gum is for. Laxative

[@MapleJames76]

LMFAO

[@deadguysuperstar]

He's definitely gonna need that toilet paper for later on

[@debravalreyes2033]

Na that peanut butter wasn't with nuts

[@Azazel_Maximus]

Mre peanut butter is the best cure for constipation.

[@jaysonest95]

nick thorn olive oil

[@Azazel_Maximus]

Correction, then. It's the best cure that I've had.

[@labellavita2314]

7:30 "there's no rancidity to those nuts.."... Me: that's what she said

[@gideonwaxfarb]

Dammit, I was going to post the same thing :P

[@phoule76]

I suppose that's a compliment, albeit barely.

[@masonmatt2145]

@@phoule76 that's what he said

[@pixiepqueen]

hehehehheeheeeeee!!!!!!!!

[@bobdylan4473]

Nice

[@aring-ading-ding6324]

I’m a fan of the jingles he edits when tapping the spoon after stirring on a lot of his videos. I love these videos

[@Pizza653]

Disgusted and amazed at the same time

[@jiwoo2820]

Only disgusted

[@Juliaaa9797]

THERE KZbin, I WATCHED IT. YOU HAPPY NOW?!

[@fabian5832]

KZbin: now we will recommend thousands of these video types to you since you tripped into our trap by giving in to the recommendation.

[@rowbug]

julia19031997 shut up

[@sshyshy6097]

ok..lol..tard

[@r.l.hulbert3476]

So funny!! Lol

[@unc1vil878]

I legit see the same comment multiple times..

[@briancartoscelli8029]

Thank you Steve 1989. Always love to watch your videos and thank you for all the work and hours you put into these videos with editing.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Hey Brian! Thanks so much man. The average video does take a lot of time to edit - this one was about 8 or 9 hours of editing. The 24hr rations take a bit longer.

[@briancartoscelli8029]

Steve1989MREInfo Well I sure do appreciate it!! Respect!!!

[@mountainghost556]

Steve1989MREInfo You are a trooper.

[@themainproblem]

You really do a great job with the video production. You're really relaxing to watch and to listen to. I noticed that you may have picked up a new dishwasher. :-) I got one as well and what a difference. Greetings from Arizona.

[@briancartoscelli8029]

Thema inproblem Good eye

[@ilikeknafs9563]

Brings back memories , I’ve eaten this exact mre when I was a kid so many times , the freeze dried fruit was always my favorite

[@admirabledoobie]

One of the first lunchables

[@micahbarbee8636]

WTF DUDE, LMAOO!!!!

[@Onthebenchpod]

[ashton] 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@marvinventura5281]

Lol

[@samanthanicolerumbo3525]

Lol

[@jansenart0]

Freeze-dried fruit is extremely efficient, extremely good, and also extremely expensive to make. I miss it too. An Army Reserve teacher of mine let me have his training MREs, the first ones I ever had, when I was in high school (though he always stole the pound cake). Some of them had the last editions of freeze-dried fruit.

[@n40tom]

In 1978 we obtained two pallets of C rations from the State National Guard. The shipping labels were still on the pallets of C rats .February 1945 . We got them for our Scout Troop but then decided not to take a chance giving them to the kids so we split them amongst ourselves and used them for hunting, fishing and camping trips. Everything was still fine. We even smoked the cigarettes that were included in the packages. They were exactly the same age as your MREs , 33 years old. Oh yeah I just remembered we got an entire pallet of ponchos and two pallets of duffle bags. Enough for everyone ,troops and adults to get several each.

[@Nathriel]

Thanks for sharing man, would love to hear more comments like these. I heard the older MRE's came with cigarettes. Wonder how they compare to cigarettes these days? Probably less chemicals I'd imagine.

[@phoule76]

those Scouts missed out on the cigarettes

[@rocksox1255]

@@phoule76 and cancer

[@PSINXS]

I wonder if we could feed the homeless with leftover mres?

[@mejustme479]

Should have gone in a museum. 1945 cigarettes... Rations, Pancho etc. Wish I could have a glimps of them. Now, You're going to out live us all! 😊

[@BayshoreBoulevard]

I joined the NG in '84. I remember eating this one several times. We just ate it cold out of the pouch. I really like your videos, they really take me back.

[@BigMisterApple]

Steve is, quite possibly, the Gordon Ramsey of the apocalypse.

[@blahchop]

Everyone else loots the stores and you'll see Steve breaking into the museum. hahaha

[@ronaldraygun9093]

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE?”

[@EpicJonC]

What even is your pfp? Haha

[@BigMisterApple]

@@EpicJonC Some things are best discovered yourself, friend, I shant destroy your experience.

[@timjones3893]

*opens up ham and chicken loaf "it's bloody raw!!!"

[@delgrengo2135]

"M.R.E peanut butter....it always tastes unique...maybe because it's fortified with nutrients." Or maybe because it's 35 years old XD

[@comradeq2493]

Nah, that shit is still unique even nowadays xD

[@TimmyTheTimeTraveler]

Well it could be both. 😁

[@alpha-1redrighthand829]

Dangledorf oh yeah yeah

[@meribast]

or because they mixed it with Crisco.

[@aftersexhighfives]

No it's funny tasting even now

[@tjwilson8898]

Imagine the shits after these meals.

[@markreeter6227]

Probably looks and smells the same.

[@sgt.eclair]

Lol what shits? These things have almost no fiber, if you subsist on these shitting is a rare and difficult thing

[@jaypitts7070]

Usually, after eating MRE's in the field back in the 80's, you had one poop per day or none. One big turd. Easy to bury. No fuss.

[@diamondwolfpack6]

Nope u gonna be to busy trying to shit but nothing

[@esotericjahanism5251]

MREs make your shits rock hard

[@kingoftarkov8310]

cant exactly tell why but this channel is one of my favorites by far. it is just satisfying to watch

[@equinsuocha1213]

When your Veteran Grandpa tells you ‘we’re having leftovers tonight’.

[@joyli1315]

The chicken in that MRE died before the Soviet Union was dissolved.

[@UMfan21]

It died while Reagan was still in his first term. shudder.

[@benjacobs6656]

That’s so weird to think😫

[@FlowcastYT]

8:46

[@musicfan07058]

Imagine the chicken soul that was awaiting her release to the afterlife for all these years just waiting for someone to eat that MRE then having to watch her former body get eaten....😔 RIP 80's chicken your soul can rest now 🐔 👻

[@theblackbaron4119]

Death to the Soviet chicken. ;)

[@chefriz5486]

Steve you are so therapeutic to watch. Thanks bro

[@Steve1989MRE]

Hey Chef Riz, I'm glad to have the effect. And you're so welcome man - thank you too!

[@PeterOekvist]

Chef Riz It's the pink noise in the background calming you down.

[@lucascapelao]

Tanner Clark ASMR HAHAHAH TRUE

[@patrickwood9724]

Love how chill this guy is. He’s the bob ross of MREs

[@beasttytan]

My KZbin recommendations have really been coming in clutch recently

[@saltymilk4849]

Dude sameee

[@blind6745]

*that smells awesome! there's no rancidity to those nuts. look at that!*

[@DaleBlackBass]

Can We Get 100 Subs With No Videos? So glisteny and velvety soft

[@aperturesciencedash9561]

No

[@Reoko77]

*IM LOOKING*

[@TheWorstAmy-LegacyAccount]

He knows what he said XD

[@Everythingisdull]

This was a much needed boost after such a terribly horrific week.

[@Steve1989MRE]

I hear ya Everythingisdull. Glad I could help take the edge off for folks.

[@imperialguardsman8088]

Everythingisdull and for me at least, it ain't over yet. Bugger.

[@backcuetheoriginal]

I hope you have a better day tomorrow.

[@Basement_Operator]

Amen

[@marcelineingot9359]

Everythingisdull hope it gets better somehow.

[@SgtAl]

Since I got food poisoning twice from C-Rations I was really happy to see MREs come along. Now I keep 2 cases from the commissary at all times just in case of earthquakes.

[@mac3614]

It seems that youtube recommendations brought us all together again

[@bobthetop3242]

122th like

[@jayqueue6784]

135 likes I disliked

[@jaebrowne6780]

Hello family

[@koghs]

Well, so what can we discuss?

[@ciscoflowers3839]

Unity brother.

[@averagethug2581]

I feel like eating expired food now for some reason

[@aerickajm9298]

same lmao, maybe something older than me

[@joeltorre5898]

history

[@DeroDrone]

Nah u niggas crazy

[@nnaaarruuuttooo1566]

"This is fresh, I can't even believe it." -33 year old

[@seanoreilly1832]

I don't understand this comment at all... it was edited so who knows

[@eidespere]

@@seanoreilly1832 it probably had a typo.

[@floydschake704]

As a first soldier to eat these on active duty from 83 - 86 , may I suggest that you use ice water to rehydrate your fruit. Strawberrys were my personal favorite, ice was rare, but try it.