Steven Seagal Movie A Dangerous Man Is A Sad And Hilarious Mess - Worst Movie Ever

The movie A Dangerous Man is the rare Steven Seagal movie that doesn't even qualify as so bad it's good. A Dangerous Man is so bad it goes past good right back into bad. Steven Seagal should be ashamed of this travesty, but we all know shame isn't something Seagal can feel.
#stevenseagal #seagal #badmovies #worstmovies

[@SpaceIce]

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[@bawsack69]

You need to review his movie with Mike Tyson!!!!

[@darylmixan8170]

Oh my gosh! Yeah! Most reaction or voice over videos are about as dogshit as Seagal movies... But this dude is amazing... Both talking shet and gushing over JCVD and Cage

[@czechmate8287]

MY DUDE PLEASE HELP its a movie with segal and another famous action hero, but in the first like 5 minutes either SEAGUL or other guy who dies because their chute didn't open AND there's a Seagul movie interrogation scene and they hit a guy in the hand with a boot and he just yells "OW THAT HURT!!!!" and it fades.

[@larryfoster8820]

Lmao please watch the SNL sketches of Steven segal

[@Guna89420]

I would love to see Space Ice's style of videos done on a little wider variety of movies too.

[@michaelbarclay1280]

one of youtubes hidden gems of a channel

[@krishanuA]

So true, Michael! @Space Ice needs more viewers. This channel deserves more viewers! Good job mate! Cheers from India 👌

[@jakedizzle]

It’s channels like these that inspire me to want to create videos. Maybe someday when I get a laptop lol.

[@Ishitonyou666]

Facts 😎 bro

[@abetwabe]

The truth. I stumbled upon this channel recently. Absolute gold.

[@tombaron5607]

I don’t know how the KZbin algorithm sent this channel my way but thank you 🙏

[@bkray26]

I'm an accountant. My hardest exam was when I had to explain where the bodies were kept.

[@phillipwattsjr.4714]

"There's a government...within a government...within a government [random REVERB thrown in for NO REASON]"

[@arrhazes8198]

That's easy. In the books of course.

[@Eisenwulf666]

"What makes you say that?"

[@yzdatabase4175]

😅

[@F40PH-2CAT]

Shut up white boy

[@Knuckles2oO6]

“He literally stole the car just so he could destroy the evidence of him stealing it in the first place” 😂😂🔥👌

[@danielsproston8658]

My lungs burst laughing at that

[@kommisar.]

Yeah, that made absolutely no sense at all! 🤣

[@RandyBakkelund]

😆

[@Knuckles2oO6]

@@kommisar. Aye he’s a nut case. I dunno who keeps funding his movies 😂

[@Bigedub101]

😂😂😂

[@jessb5657]

“You’ve still got it buddy” had me dying 😂

[@buckwild-k9g]

Same here.

[@williamtoad8040]

I swear his forearms always moved like they were made with jelly. Just watch him run.

[@jonhammer7109]

This guy is the only reason I never want Seagal to ever stop making..blockbuster movies ...

[@zg1920]

Facts

[@ramonlopez95]

😂😂😂 agree 💯

[@ElPayasoMalo]

"Blockbuster..." Seagal wishes these were blockbusters.

[@jonhammer7109]

@@ElPayasoMalo you did know the blockbuster was a joke .right. elmayo.

[@devastatedbaby]

Yesss

[@spankywzl]

"He then steals their car in self defense..." I laughed so hard, I subbed!

[@irotinmyskin]

that was hilarious

[@pierrearagon]

Same!

[@CorporateG0th]

"To get rid of the evidence.." That's not evidence.. "Just so he could destroy the evidence of him stealing it in the first place" Oh there we go

[@Mattastrophic1]

Seagal also neglected to tell customers that he was being paid to promote a cryptocurrency...but he did it in self defense.

[@billcar6805]

hilarious.

[@eriklunden5218]

You just KNOW with Seagal's ego, he watches his own movies almost exclusively, and whispers/mumbles to himself 'thats a god damn masterpiece'.

[@Eisenwulf666]

funny thing is, i don't think he does. There are some movies where the director changed Seagal's script and he has no idea, they just edited it like they wanted. Apparently the dubbing too is something he is only slightly aware of, he just mumbles something and then the crew has to deal with it. I gathered this listening to interviews, so i have no idea if it's just lies, or the truth. Who knows

[@mattscott2664]

At night he has 6 tv’s going all playing different fight scenes from his movies on endless loop while he gorges on pizza and a woman rubs his belly and says ‘Sifu is the greatest warrior in the world’

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

@@mattscott2664 Sounds like he is winning at life.

[@athens9740]

@@possiblepilotdeviation5791 If he was winning at life his movies wouldn’t go directly to dvd and they’d have a higher budget and have good reviews 😂

[@deanm4905]

@@Eisenwulf666 People far more talented than Seagull do not like watching their own films, so that tracks. Lots of people have no idea how different making a film is to watching it, and a narcissist like Seagull would be secretly aware that their films are shit, which severely disincentivises watching.

[@_BhagavadGita]

" Steven Seagal is the real life version of a 7 year old’s imagination. '

[@Pikkabuu]

Too mature. Five year old as Seagal cannot ever lose in a movie.

[@petertomasetti3338]

😂😂😂

[@Diazepams]

You somehow forgot how quotation marks work. Wait, is this _Steven?!_

[@mgb4692]

@@Pikkabuu But he did lose to Tyson, die in Executive Decision, get arrested (presumedly without Seagaling his way out of it) in Beyond the Law, and kill himself in Machete. Granted all in the most Seagal way possible, but it's progress.

[@1973vanguard]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@texasstranger6077]

I quit my job as an accountant because every time I tried to bury a body there was already a body buried there. The stress was just too much.

[@Dan-di9jd]

I hate it when that happens. As an accountant we had to write it off as a tax deductible.

[@Soupy_loopy]

OMG, an accountant who forgets where the bodies are is not acceptable.

[@redghettosun]

Finding all those bodies must've made you take a squirt each time.

[@OugaBoogaShockwave]

i die when i read all the replies...........🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marymary83436]

I was looking for this comment.he must know were the bodies are😅😅😅😅😅

[@mr.F.Castle]

"Pay close attention this might save your life one day." Had me in tears.

[@PygmalionFaciebat]

But only if you got shot right into your heart ;)

[@ViolatingGoonTrolling]

“This little town in Washington has the Chinese mafia, Russian Mafia and Chinese army.” I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

And vampires who sparkle in the sunlight.

[@kevinforslund52]

haha

[@zapzeus988]

That's because Seagull can see China and Russia from his house.

[@jamijordan1009]

But what is the chinese army doing in america??!? 🤣

[@visitante-pc5zc]

It is Seagull movie, bro. Things are not allowed to make any sense

[@Katarn84]

Kudos to all the actors who had to keep up with Seagall’s random moving hands and try and make it believable he was actually catching them and not the other way around.

[@nosky9296]

They had to predict the unpredictable!

[@rustynail6819]

Please let some of the actors find this channel and comment what it was like to work with the mumbling ghost of meal team 6.

[@ericg4915]

Every punch, every detail was planned perfectly. It looks like chaos to you but that is real karate. Sensei Seagal is a master of his craft. He's a beast. He beat up sensei pat Morita in 1995. A true legend

[@billybigstones6134]

@@ericg4915 this must be satire right? (If not then no that is not real karate lol)

[@deanm4905]

@@billybigstones6134 I hope that guy is taking the piss. There are real martial artists who perform wild and abrupt swings of the hands, but not like Seagull. Seagull's patty-cake slaps more resemble badly-performed attempts at karate blocks like those in The Karate Kid.

[@davidjsaul]

Why the hell did I spend years at medical school when Sensei Seagal could have taught me how to repair a gunshot to the heart in ten seconds?!

[@IkesPimpHand]

You'll be glad to know,it was Sensei Seagal who taught your professors doctoring. Just like he taught Anderson Silva mma.

[@aarons6935]

You never went to medical school.

[@fmfdocbotl4358]

When I was running the ATLS course I had to fail one of the students for not wrapping the tshirt properly around the patients chest, he tried to argue that it doesn't work like that so I brought steven seagal himself in to beat up the Dr and change his mind. I don't give a damn if you're a dr, but you aint saying steven is a liar lol

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

You fucked up!!!

[@jumpinjohnnyruss]

To appease the insurance companies.

[@noch83]

"While the russians hate police, they love indians; so they pledge their life to chief Seagal" I had to pause because I was screaming too loud 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sticknbkid]

“Can I take a squirt?” Whoever wrote this line is in synergy with Seagal if not written by Seagal himself.

[@tosic4097]

Been binge watching all your Seagal movie videos, please keep them coming, they're all amazing.

[@R-SXX]

I'm so sad I am finished now with them :(

[@NinjakX]

What’s interesting is I binged watched all of SS prior to these videos even existed. That was a hard life.

[@eliethesaiyan]

Same here

[@keithpatrick156]

They sound like they're narrated by a strip club DJ

[@danielschiman767]

@@keithpatrick156 dammit man you've just revealed his real occupation

[@zg1920]

“No you dumb bitch, can’t you see there is a shirt wrapped around you?” sent me off the Earth 😂 💀 😭 😭 😭

[@brokenfingers9607]

F****** idiot. 🤣

[@quentinmunnings4106]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshedenfield3761]

Me too i died 🤣💀

[@MrParis215]

Ended Me🤦🏾😭😭😅😅😅😅😅

[@steveshopworxmachine5716]

Dude I was fucking crying and howling at that.

[@mcsquilliams7044]

Be depressed for weeks in a pit of despair and these reviews having made me feel like life is again worth living 🙌

[@martinportelance138]

Yeah this world just needs more Steven Seagals.

[@Notworthy85]

You matter more than you know

[@cristobalstark6929]

cheer up brother

[@Complexity-lq9fp]

Awwwww

[@wattsvilleblues]

My man have you heard of our lord and saviour, Pitch Meetings?

[@chrisoberst3531]

I love how you insert that shot of Seagal "typing" into every video. I could just watch that scene over and over. 🤣

[@sharpfalcon6196]

It's from "Driven to Kill" aka Ruslan.

[@Dan-di9jd]

I think he presses some of the F buttons at the top too.

[@kommisar.]

Can't even credibly act like he's typing something. I'm shocked he's never won an Oscar.

[@TheAnomaly330]

"she didn't say that! YOU DID!" killed me 🤣

[@jhutfre4855]

Mistakenly read her line! Could be indeed.

[@Modioman69]

“But luckily Seagal is a trauma surgeon and knows exactly what to do when someone gets shot in the heart.” & “am I gonna die, NO you dumb b1tch can’t you see you have a shirt wrapped around you” has me crying omg your channel has had me binge laughing every day now. Most underrated movie recap channel I’ve seen. Can’t wait to see your channel get the subs and views you deserve for this comedy gold.

[@rdf4315]

🤣

[@nerodryt]

Same 😂

[@WarDaddy_21]

😂😂😂😂

[@CarlLepeltier]

Had to pause the video !! Hahahahahahahahaha

[@HartleySan]

I thought he said "drama surgeon", which is almost funnier.

[@donavanfrea6768]

"He's an accountant so he knows where all the bodies are?" Great writing there Steven 😂

[@Eisenwulf666]

i mean, he has to account for them..i guess?😂

[@donavanfrea6768]

@@Eisenwulf666 Lmfmo 😷😂 OK you got me with that one

[@Beatyofeet32]

@@Eisenwulf666 Lol Nice

[@RogueEagle]

I'm guessing he meant skeletons in the closet but forgot the words

[@Bigedub101]

​@Eisenwulf666 😂😂😂

[@KaiM2583]

“They call him the colonel” “Chinese military. What makes you say that?” “She didn’t...” Omg that part literally made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video in tears!

[@amitypredator9385]

I was Rolling😆😅😂

[@X-Cactus]

Seagal wanted more lines, so he stole one of hers lol.

[@frankcolumbo4481]

There is a guy named Sanders who is also called "Colonel" but that doesn't automatically mean US military.

[@DanielSlva]

I also paused the video in tears, but it was in the parking lot fight where Seagal didn't need a double lol

[@boson7354]

Lmao!!! I did the same thing. It's hard to hit the pause button while laughing hysterically.

[@vantonspraul]

You didn't mention the thing that cracked me up the most: that the kiss-off letter (@1:56) from the wife is clearly not handwritten, but instead uses one of those fonts local real-estate agents use to address junk mail in an effort to seem like friendly neighbors. I mean, that's cold, to get dumped by your wife in a letter she typed up on Google Docs.

[@HartleySan]

Comic Sans?

[@adude9882]

Seagal' s body of work is actually a lot more hugh level than a lot of people realise. He's actually an 8th Dan satirist. He's a next level comedy genius whose recognition will one day surely come.

[@jepcartusch1084]

His movies titles are always so special. A dangerous man. A good man. Out for a kill. Driven to kill. Hard to kill. Deadly weapon. The perfect weapon. End of a gun.

[@mgb4692]

And add Contract to Kill, FFS he has *four* movies that end in Kill? He's like a Bizarro World legend.

[@jepcartusch1084]

@@mgb4692 yes he is 😄

[@arthuryong8562]

General Commander and Sniper Special Ops

[@justaway4271]

It's as if they were interconnected sequels akin to a cinematic universe or something. But seriously tho, i at first thought that Beyond The Law was a sequel to Above The Law lmfao

[@lancehobbs8012]

And hes a Buddhist according to him

[@Joe27248]

"Watchu mean 'we' white boy?" Is now my favorite Seagal line ever.

[@Lalo-wv6mn]

I thought he was Asian but now he's African again 🤣

[@joeschmoe9278]

@@Lalo-wv6mn no, you dumb b!tch, cant you see he is a very large indian?

[@East.Afrikan]

@@Lalo-wv6mn 😂😂🤣

[@PantsofVance]

@@Lalo-wv6mn He's freaking Indian what are you talking about didn't you watch the video

[@WWERULEZ1000]

@@PantsofVance He also had to take a squirt

[@Mattastrophic1]

This movie lost me at the idea of Seagal chasing someone down

[@martinportelance138]

... Unless that 'someone' is entirely made out of hot dog.

[@lordmarcusrax]

To quote a great Cracked article, you could lose him in an elevator.

[@Mattastrophic1]

@@martinportelance138 🤣

[@OppressedIn4K]

This movie lost me at the idea of Seagal.

[@Mattastrophic1]

@@OppressedIn4K touché

[@Nawfeastoffthetone]

“ he literally just stole the car to get rid of the evidence that he stole the car “🤣🤣🤣the disgust in his voice 🤣

[@guerrillaj]

Has to be exhausting being around Steven Seagal "No Steven, that kick didnt look legit" "Yes it did, Ive been directing movies, editing movies, doing stunts, flying helicopters, and martial arts for 85 years"

[@StainsStainsStains]

"No you idiot, cant you see there's a fvckin shirt wrapped around you" had me rollin

[@Skipjack7814]

Just remember, Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido! Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. Kuki Do!!

[@Neville60001]

John, he's simply mainly just a master of Bullshido.

[@DanielSlva]

Brilliant comment! LOL

[@libbypowell4278]

Looks like he's been successful

[@Skipjack7814]

Which is only commentary on the intellect of the average movie goer. Also, these movies can always 'break even' on Albanian VHS rentals!

[@OwlOfNivica]

@@Skipjack7814 We prefer Jean Claude Van Damme, you take him dipshit

[@tombaron5607]

Is it possible Steven Segal is an absolute genius that can completely blur the line between parody and reality to the point no one can be sure if he’s serious or not.

[@verbalkint4258]

No

[@simonmust5445]

No!

[@Ihad9eyes]

Nah

[@Qvmmy]

if only

[@niksarass]

He actually had a sudden come back to reality when Jean Claude Van Damme defied him to a fight he suddenly remembered he wasn't in one of his movies with lazy slaps winning the fight, and apologised to jcvd and ran away

[@brandimcwhorter9050]

How did it take me so long to find this channel?! In the few short weeks since I started watching, the amount of time I spend laughing has increased 107% Thank you!

[@brandonweaver3383]

Knowing that Space Ice will eventually run out of Steven Seagall movies to shit on makes me sadder than I can explain.

[@ryudragonpunch9025]

Listening to this at my office it got me rolling so much my assistant came in asked if Everything is ok? 😂

[@fauzi4752]

You have assistant?! Cool

[@aarons6935]

You don't have an assistant.

[@jummyran]

@@bryanf6638 everyone’s dream job

[@CatMandiano]

@@bryanf6638 no

[@griver007able]

Good thing you werent fired bcoz of Steven Seagal.

[@eudesgeoffroy8416]

How is it there was no scene in a strip-club?

[@SpaceIce]

Right?? It's inexplicable

[@razalime]

7:05 Well they cut the physical location, but brought the ladies in

[@rolfagten857]

@@SpaceIce Was that the Overlook Hotel from the "Shining" at the end of the movie?!

[@SpaceIce]

That would have been really cool. So, no, it's not

[@andyb1319]

@@rolfagten857 it's the Fairmont at Lake Louise. Hotel in The Shining was the Timberline Lodge at Mt. Hood.

[@vectorprime7797]

I applaud you sir for reviewing every bad Seagal movies so that we don't have to sit through it. It must have taken a toll on your mental health. And for that I thank you and salute you.

[@proto7999]

"every bad Seagal movie" ??? don't you see the problem with that statement?

[@vectorprime7797]

@@proto7999 now that you mentioned it, yeah I do see it 😅

[@johntsunami9368]

Hard to Kill, Out For Justice, Marked For Death, etc were all good films

[@edwardv1255]

Like reviewing every cold ice cream

[@xbigwormx]

Stallone should have just asked Seagal to be an Expendable. If he hired Seagal, Stallone wouldn't need Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Terry Crews, Wesley Snipes, Ronda Rousey or Randy Couture.😃

[@essbusu5932]

2:44 "he then steals their car, in self defence" had me dying, ha ha ha

[@fromcastrospov4723]

im really starting to think his movies is just him day dreaming except he brings it to real life and it's freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@SouthwesternEagle]

That's exactly what they are! XD

[@fromcastrospov4723]

@@SouthwesternEagle 😂😂😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

The movie version of self-insert fanfiction.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

I JUST told that to my brother!!! They are all the kind of stuff you daydream about, like completely one dimensional goons coming over to harass a supermodel and you whoop all their asses and she falls completely in love with you, and also just the little boredom fantasy of imagining someone saying a bunch of positive things about you to someone else lmao

[@fromcastrospov4723]

@@JoeMama-yd1ve 😂😂😂😂 right

[@thomaslouis5626]

Even the three stooges didn't slap as much as Steven does

[@DankPope]

Steven Seagal is a comedy legend.

[@jjeaze]

Just finished the whole Seagal saga on this channel. This channel is gonna blow up no doubt! Great content 👌

[@nomad6913]

It's really hard to make me laugh out loud but this channel succeeds consistently

[@goatman1000]

Man I am so glad that I have found you. Binge watching 😂

[@sash5427]

Chinese martial arts can't against his sloppy slaps

[@kbbrown8154]

Geriatric fatty bitchslapping was worth it all.

[@djangofett4879]

To be fair, most chinese martial arts are just as fake as aikido. Chinese martial arts are at least a great workout though (aikido... not so much). i did Shaolin and Wushu and it was incredibly physically demanding. it was like a boot camp at times.

[@AztecUnshaven]

Seagal is well versed in Southern Chinese martial arts. Why do goofballs think he ONLY knows Aikido? He started in Karate and Gongfu before he ever started Aikido and Kenjutsu. He did a joint seminar in 2018 with Sifu Samuel Kwok (Wing Chun).

[@AztecUnshaven]

@@djangofett4879 Ignorant statement. Modern "Wushu" is not meant for combat. It's athletic and acrobatic with the combative aspects removed. Most Chinese martial arts are 100 percent for fighting, but not all instructors are combat oriented or spar anymore. Depends greatly from teacher to teacher.

[@yourmum69_420]

@@AztecUnshaven lmao seagull is fake af my man... do you actually believe in him or are you trolling?

[@eddiearniwhatever]

I have become addicted to these Seagal movie reviews. They make me laugh every time, and laughter is def something I need more of right now. I watch them instead of movies.

[@AcidSh33tz]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, I am so happy I found this channel.

[@IXIRob_MarleyIXI]

10:29 😂

[@dr9660]

LOL THE FIGHT at 4:45 LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SCHOOLGIRL SLAPFIGHTING LMAO

[@nicksquires5599]

"But luckily, Segal's a trauma surgeon and knows what to do when someone's shot through the heart." 🤣🤣🤣

[@creepingvoid6844]

Actually in real life Steven Seagull is "special" forces

[@Neville60001]

Yeah, the 'special' forces of fat, nearly diabetic men who claimed that they were in a legitimate special forces unit of an army.

[@godfather4377]

Actually, he lied about it. One of many lies.

[@theheronexus1199]

@@godfather4377 He means a different kind of "special".

[@69Jackjones69]

Yeah he's so "special" he rode the short bus to basic training

[@petrifiedtoaster8572]

Yeah, the Gravy Seals.

[@buddamassa]

Everyone : "Worst movie yet, total dumpster fire" Segal * mumbles in cholesterol* "Hold my fries..."

[@redlightmax]

The worst movie of your life... so far.

[@damonf.540]

I discovered this channel two days ago and I can't stop watching these videos lol. I've known for years that segall was making horrible B movies which I've intentionally avoided. But this channel makes me want to see all his bad films now. Lol. I'm probably not alone in that. If Segall ever comes across this channel, instead of feeling butthurt he should feel grateful.😂

[@docholliday7226]

I have gone out of my way to avoid all of these movies but yes, I think I need to watch them now!

[@bethanychatman9531]

These are down right d movies. Can't even crawl their way to b 🤣🤣🤣 lol

[@andersonnogueira8865]

Me too hahahahaha

[@HartleySan]

Very likely an upward trend in Seagal film sales after this channel started.

[@josefs.627]

Seagal making B movies? He wishes...

[@chendaforest]

'He stole the car to destroy the evidence of him stealing it in the first place' kinda sums up every Steven Seagull plot.

[@nathanshepherd3922]

true story, a huge portion of this movie was shot in Mission City, British Columbia, Canada, I know this because I know my Hometown when I see it, but also because after filming the opening scene at the Mission Train Station, we saw him and kindly asked for a picture/autograph, he just looked at us with his usual taking a dump look on his face, and just walked away like the pompous tool he is. great memories. LMAO.

[@HartleySan]

Classic Seagal!

[@sephen131]

"Stealing their car in self-defense" LOL

[@Arkira_X]

7:12 this is NOT something you want to openly admit to ☠️

[@miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713]

I remember seeing this at 4 pm on tv before i even knew who segall is, and thinking "god John Travolta what happened to you?"

[@Neville60001]

Travolta wised up (after an epic dressing-down from Quentin Tarantino) and started to make better movies; Seagal can't even have the gravitas to admit that he made a mistake, and is doing shitty movies.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@Neville60001 I believe he has a friend who keeps putting him in their movies, that's why there's so many of these low-budget films and why his acting isn't good. When the guy making the movie is also friends with the lead actor, there's no one saying "no" to anything to make the movie (and Seagal) better.

[@Neville60001]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley, I've been told (just a few days ago [ kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGmnqo2Yg7-onKs&lc=UgyijfR2_b26QcRur-R4AaABAg.9gAXfslF9wM9hiKrsR5C7U] ) he _hasn't_ made a movie in over a while; it looks as if he wised up and realised it's time for him to stop. As I said to the person who told me this, he'd better have a ton of frak-you money tucked away.

[@miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley or maybe he produces them himself and gets a good revenue from TV and dvd

[@mgb4692]

Jimmy Smits has taken over the role of TV version of Seagal, I think it started with that show on NBC a couple years ago where he had that gawdawful accent, and now East New York is even worse.

[@viewfinder1030]

The background music gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME!😆😆😆

[@Mandrakk7]

6:41 Large guy, maybe Indian LMAO😂😂😂. I am not even offended by this 💀💀💀

[@jamieforbes3661]

Now that's funny shit!!! Love your inciteful delivery!

[@Tramseskumbanan]

Seagal instructed Neil and Buzz how to land the LM, founded America, taught Einstein mathematics, defeated both King Kong and Godzilla in hand to hand combat and had previously single handedly surrounded and defeated the German army group centre in June-41.

[@Tramseskumbanan]

@Jimbo Bimbo Yea, that's right. He went there even before Tintin did.

[@visionist7]

Seagal also invented fucking

[@kobaltsteel6418]

He defeated all evil forces in the World, brought world peace, ended world hunger, took humanity to outer space to begin new lives, ended all discrimination He truly is the second coming of Christ

[@Tramseskumbanan]

@@kobaltsteel6418 Oh, he probably taught Christ a thing or two as well.

[@rickyhawaii]

These are like the Chuck Norris jokes.. Except Seagal is a..

[@bryanstoke3381]

I actually met Seagal, he is nuttier than squirrel Pooh😂

[@SneakyTravels]

All of his and other people actions-reactions and behavior in his movies makes perfect sense to me when I play GTA. Total mess, shooting everywhere everyone without consequences, everything blowing up, gameplay interruptions with random stuffs... Maybe he is some AI character from the future versions of game, occupied android body, traveled back in our time and believing is still in the game.

[@warrenpeece9624]

6:17 " I think Seagal fcked up and read one one of her lines, and nobody noticed" 😂😂

[@Holypikemanz]

Your Honor, "I stole that car in self defense"

[@bobbwc7011]

YOU ARE SPECIAL FORCES! LOCK HIM UP IN THE SALAD BAR -- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Mayelito7]

“While proving reality is just an illusion…” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@einskalienopen]

"You've still got it buddy" still has me pissing my pants

[@jumpinjohnnyruss]

Man are you right about Seagal's superb fight choreography. He's like button-smashing personified in this one.

[@lexdeobesean]

Steven Seagal's movies not only depict war crimes, they ARE war crimes... ...but I hope he never stops, because you need fuel for your great content 😂👍🔥

[@tomdando781]

“What the fuck? Anyways…” beautifully put

[@DarrylJenks7454]

I don’t know why, but this man’s voice is the perfect embodiment of all the hatred of Steven from the entire human race.

[@ethanboyd7843]

He even types on that Acer like a badass

[@weirdshibainu]

Right? I think he needs a spray bottle to cool it down...

[@nikfish1]

8:36 I’m sure he’s supposed to be saying “na zdarovie, brother” but it really did sound a lot like “shit in my mouth”

[@flymachine]

“He steals the car in self defence”😂😂😂😂😂

[@raylopez99]

That kick tho...I heard Seagal is tough on his stuntmen but that kick was on another level! Hope the poor guy is OK...

[@grapeshot]

He steals their car in self-defense😆

[@bpdmf2798]

Seagal is a very dangerous man but not for the reason he thinks.

[@MrSoumyaBanerjee]

He's dangerous to cheeseburgers, pizzas and lard.

[@IamH8ted]

This is definitely one of the funniest ones I've seen from you. The the ending was the best part. XD

[@justaway4271]

Seagal's "special" movie titles in order: 1. The "Kill" series: - Hard to Kill - Out for a Kill - Driven to Kill - Contract to Kill 2. The "Man" series: - The Glimmer Man - Shadow Man - A Dangerous Man - A Good Man 3. The "Justice" series: - Out for Justice - Mercenary for Justice - Urban Justice - True Justice (it's a TV series, but it has "Justice" in it so i think it counts)

[@jakesteven1980]

The Seagal movie that suddenly pops up on TV after not seeing him for many years a decade ago. Thanks for putting this up on my sad night.

[@doriangreen3231]

Seagal dodging bullets was obviously inspired by the lightning-quick skills of totally-authentic-and-not-delusional ninja Ashida Kim.

[@wesleygriffiths8748]

The sarcasm is top tier. 😂😂 I haven’t heard about Ashida Kim in years. Is he even still alive?

[@davidjsaul]

@@wesleygriffiths8748 I'd never heard of him before this comment, gonna check him out!

[@rahmatumar1156]

@@wesleygriffiths8748 While you're at it I suggest you to check his porn novel as well And no, i'm not kidding. Ashida Kim literaally write a porn about ninja sex fantasy

[@juicyfruit6311]

That's like Frank Dux and prop beer bottles.

[@wesleygriffiths8748]

@@davidjsaul You're in for a barrel of laughs, man. Ashida Kim is a bullshido practitioner of the highest order. Even more so than Sensei Seagal, in my opinion. Kim legitimately tried to make people believe he could catch bullets with his bare hands and levitate. To my knowledge, Seagal has never reached that level of utter delusion, though he's rapidly approaching it.

[@owaindavies9971]

The commentary has made me want to watch this movie

[@johnlacombe8175]

🎉OMG i just found this guy and hes hilarious love this channel lmfao.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grouchydude3448]

Your writing always makes me laugh so hard. The downside is that now I want to watch these Segal movies just for the unintended comedy of it all!

[@itsamadsadbadradworld125]

Truly a master class in film making

[@Neville60001]

If said 'master' was Ed Wood.

[@genki2genki]

@@Neville60001 Yeah, but Ed's movies had heart. Or, at least a shirt wrapped around a wounded one.

[@bert3654]

space ice : "youll never guess.. what happened to the mugger." me: oh damn. looks like seagal actually made an interesting movie. space ice : "i mean that literally, because the movie never tells us." bold of me to assume that seagal could make an actual movie.

[@TimeCodeMechanics]

I actually rented this from RedBox when it first came out. It’s everything you say! Points for it being one of older one’s where he is actually doing his own fighting.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamessmithson4757]

As an accountant I spend most of my days dealing with corpses. The C in CPA stands for corpse.

[@chaiwallah69]

Steven Seagal’s cinematic genius is greatly under appreciated

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Scumbag Seagal: I steal cars in self-defense.

[@IamthNight]

I swear - your channel is a light in a dark world. Fuckin dope.

[@joeschmidt246]

You're hilarious man, so happy I found this channel

[@kessel251]

I love how Segal slides his hands on the keyboard. 😂

[@whitedevil2]

i love how the tie for worst Seagal movie ever is pretty much every movie he's made over the past 20 years

[@DanielSlva]

I laughed to tears with that comment! LOL

[@marcoschraut9878]

This is the most fun I've ever had in a Steven Seagal film 🤣🤣🤣 you're awesome!

[@TienTran-uq6to]

4:30 the way he fight like a kid tried to copy Donnie Yen after watching ip man 🤣

[@scottmclaughlin6511]

If Steven would stop hiring Stunt doubles he’d have enough money to make a grade A movie

[@adamjondo]

Mob Boss : 'Where I come from we f*** cops in the mouth when we run out of farm animals.' Space Ice : 'That story makes you guys look so much worse'.... 'So Seagal goes to the bar to talk to the goat f***er.'