Steven universe on Crack #2

You guys wanted another part, so I made it, after a long, long time. Remember I don't own any of these clips.
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[@nyandragonwolfsd7417]

"I'm thirsty.." "I'm hungry." " -I'm bat man- " IM GAY

[@MrPumpkinDuck]

NyanDragonWolf SD I thought it was gonna say I'm gay

[@J3llyF15hy]

I was like hmmmmmmmmm gay

[@blockeontheleafeon]

*HI I'M DAISY!!!*

[@CC-jc3jt]

IM PANSEXUAL

[@iburneddownthebarn4778]

@@CC-jc3jt *HI, PANSEXUAL. I'M LESBIAN.*

[@dotwarner358]

I’M AT SOUP!!!!!

[@meganjones3427]

70th like

[@autisticfanontheinternet4913]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT *SOUP?!*

[@pastelgalaxy4079]

I MEAN I'M AT *SOUP*

[@giannasussy8772]

*WHAT STORE AT YOU IN?!*

[@adriandano3966]

The SOUPermarket

[@toothpaste8785]

1:16 Steven Universe IS a masterpiece

[@nobodybutKJ]

PokeUniverse757 YOU KNOW IT I WATCH IT 24/7

[@aidanricci5895]

Daku Akumu me too! 😜😜

[@hewanhundessa6276]

So true girl👍✌

[@p0l4r0ids3]

True also everyone give sp-AA the villain a hug.... Heheh.......

[@Pomple-jc4rk]

You are correct in fact I have watched every episode even change your mind and he movie to

[@Starrlet]

"A small loan of 1 million dollars"

[@austinjohns2589]

Yes a small loan

[@iburneddownthebarn4778]

*a very small loan.*

[@bee-ud6zu]

Ugh it’s literally nothing so broke 🤮🤮

[@cookiepixals057]

"You guys wanna be prisoners too?" Lapis: *war flashbacks* "Not really"

[@blackforest167]

“Kids stop watching cartoons and do your homework!” “We are! You’re the one watching cartoons!” *steven universe theme playing in the background* “THIS IS NOT A CARTOON THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!!”

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Blackforest16 a diamond within television

[@idyelpo7726]

It’s true though

[@circusbabu3519]

*"she's probably doing something important"* **cuts to Ruby and Sapphire hangin' out** I see, very important indeed

[@HoneyStarfall]

12:04 killed me though XD

[@stormclouds2239]

Melody Catz same

[@cheshirekit1824]

Hah. Hah. Hah.

[@kine9osis956]

it was made by mkatwood she does lots of cool stuff

[@socoolyeahyeah4867]

@@kine9osis956 We knoowwwww

[@msjademarvel1542]

Thats from mkatwood

[@suzanaperic9981]

Adele Tho: Hello. Steven: ITS ME ROSE QUARTZ!!!!

[@strawsoldaccount8717]

Quake Muffin thats Adele tho XD

[@strawsoldaccount8717]

Quake Muffin but she strange af so u rite anyways

[@suzanaperic9981]

Oh i heard that music over 100 times! LOL

[@rorythesourpatch3035]

I’m the 100th like

[@chrislopez1409]

I DIED

[@kit_t1e]

*THRUST*

[@chrislopez1409]

Blue: " I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her, because I want to do something worse." *Steven, back in the waiting room* Steven: " Is this the punishment?"

[@kiara256user]

4:20 this is PERFECT (two of my fav fandoms combined, but honestly, it's so weird it fits her and I find that hilarious)

[@DaronPorter39]

Yes!

[@mishka4733]

2:50 I. LOVE.THIS.

[@imeldacho2545]

Black kitty TV

[@dotwarner358]

Garnet is having some alone time

[@toyouandthefishes9044]

“Alone”

[@mattilogi162]

@@toyouandthefishes9044 *_["I'm NEVER alone."]_*

[@xe4ko656]

It's just extremely cute

[@irongirltoni]

I just realized that throughout Peridot and Lapis' soup thing, Lapis is setting Jasper on fire 🔥

[@galeg6233]

RIP head phone users Aka me

[@megan0332]

Grace Gonzales and me lol

[@megan0332]

Grace Gonzales and me

[@lunacelestialnightshade8365]

I'm fine actually... You grow up with someone who blares death metal next to your room you can actually listen to earrape without being hurt

[@SilverStraw]

and me

[@moondrop5127]

Steven: all I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman- Opal: *giant woman intensifies*

[@kittehpops]

"Sing for her, make her feel better." "Yes my diamond." *AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@muichirotokitou2615]

0:54 me when the hiatus starts

[@sal9935]

Vitor almeida lmao same

[@spacekid9680]

I actually hate that song. It's too violent for my tastes but I also hate hiatuses

[@camrynnarrington7793]

Sexiest part in all steven universe: Peridot slides on some alien boxers and smirks. *////*

[@tehuti5207]

What about when amethyst was twerking 🤤

[@saragnation]

2:45 THIS WAS THE KILLED ME 😂😂💀

[@virus-ht9bk]

1:24 had me dead 😂😂😂😭

[@xe4ko656]

"THIS WAS THE KILLED ME" killed me

[@cjmoa1283]

Lapis : hey help me Peridot : i cant im buying clothes now Lapis: ok Peridot : i cant find them there are only soup Lapis : then go to the other isle Peridot : ok but stop shouting at me like that... theres more soup Lapis : where are you Peridot : im at soup Lapis : WHAT IS SOUP?? *-AFTER TALKING STUPID THING-* lapis : WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! peridot : TO BUY SOUP CLOTHES U CLOD! lapis : *sudden regret on calling peridot * -_-

[@ALLYARTS240]

**meanwhie Jasper in the background**

[@cookiecat7547]

2:02 I have a new reason to live

[@SilverStraw]

*P E R I D O T*

[@isawsevenbirds]

Ayyy peridot as GLADoS is great XD

[@drathick9390]

4:21 wow GLADOS's voice fit's well with Paridot.

[@sirchimera]

STEVENS FACE WHEN THE DOOR OPENED GOT ME DEAD

[@spinkbacknation]

“I’m thirsty [for Rose]” “I’m hungry [for souls]” “I’m Batman”

[@BlackDiamond2718]

syd the squid you forgot in brackets, “because im batman”

[@aeriel7969]

Things that were played too much: BLEEEEP *ending song* *ear exploder* *memes clips and songs*

[@emeraldsky2823]

“Only a few steps forward then FROST”

[@elijahgarrett2569]

Did anyone notice when lapis and peridot where arguing lapis was borning one of the gems in the he backround😊😁😆😂😭

[@elijahgarrett2569]

Lolol

[@elijahgarrett2569]

OK I miss spelled some words but who cares

[@mattilogi162]

*Jasper was being **_"bornt"?_*

[@triciacombs6135]

Wow I thought said she was boning

[@Tumama1993]

Lapis was burning jasper

[@loveme7155]

That BEEP for the curse word gets me every time

[@mooonblind]

3:38 wait till you see white diamond lil steven

[@bhand7027]

This is literally peridot 2:06

[@RohrDC]

no thats slim shady

[@purpleelephant6119]

1:56 Lapis just casually setting Jasper on fire

[@cyanide_crow7970]

1:25 *Well that escalated quickly-*

[@godzillamonsterultraxz4770]

Peridot logic~goes to the soup store to buy shirts,and more and then she swears at lapis :)

[@wolfygirl1515]

Opal is new Titan confirmed

[@carlossantana4108]

"she's probably doing something very important" *R E S O N A N C E*

[@alexramey2062]

1:20 Litterally me.

[@ferny1267]

3:42 attack on Titan season 1 opening by the way Sesaghio

[@gingerclawthunderclan2649]

enchanted diamond apple126 YEAGARRRRR.

[@nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969]

Sarah Alexander was about to say that.... enchanted diamond apple126 it's Shingeki no Kyojin, not Attack on Titan.

[@loser-with-hat]

*SIR SIND DAS ESSEN, NIEN WIR SIN DIE JAGAR*

[@megansutton9699]

04:23 That actually sounds like something she would say GLaDOT

[@kathytrulove5637]

That's including 5:00

[@dmnds2dst]

5:44 - 6:02 *I COULDN’T B R E A T H E I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH*

[@devlonmason6332]

*AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST* Me: IM DIEING XD

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Devlon Mason patrick couldnt restrain himself

[@frostythesnowbob607]

12:22 bye Ms. Salty

[@MrPumpkinDuck]

:/ u don't no what's a church lol

[@spuburq]

Chara Dreamur know*

[@rorythesourpatch3035]

4:06 Listen to this part of the video with yours eyes closed Pearl:it’s all about waiting perfectly for the perfect moment to- Hologram Pearl:THRUST 6 \ - | 6 /

[@br12_]

B1tt3r Sw33t Biscuit ah shot

[@mrsomebody1]

This is very good quality crack

[@santosjimenez8211]

1:16 "I am watching a masterpiece" he ain't wrong.

[@lilylabombe]

9:39 Am I the only one who noticed that they took an entire video from someone else? From 9:39 to the end of the video, they put the full video "Steven Universe TRY NOT TO LAUGH" from Cathy J SU. (The one with both Rose and Steven doing a derp face on the thumbnail, and 'Steven Universe' not in capital letter. There are two, that's why I specify.) At least give them credit in the description...

[@hewanhundessa6276]

I already noticed but other than that wtf

[@gazzabeam1181]

She or he (idk who makes these videos) took about 4 or 5 minutes of that try not to laugh

[@bluediamond3248]

Yellow Diamond: Pearl do something, sing for her make her feel better. Yellow Pearl: Yes my Diamond Yellow Pearl and My Pearl: *SCREECH* Me: O.o Yellow Diamond: Ummm ... nvm Pearl... I'll take it from here. Me: 😖 I think my ears are bleeding.

[@cookiecat7547]

2:02 YAS

[@CudgeMaster]

10:47 when i try to bust someone's ears.

[@juliacortez5516]

Jasper: Pew, pew. Pew pew pew! * airplane shooting noises * Steven: Aaaaaaaaaaahh!! Jasper: DIVE BOMB!! Lapis: PATRICK. "JASPER." Jasper: AND THE CONSINTRATED FISH!! Lapis: PATRICK "JASPER" NO-!! * one punch man punches jasper with water fist into the air * Lapis and Steven: Shit =^/

[@wondernerd3555]

Lapis burned jasper to death... 😂😂😂 0:56

[@MrPumpkinDuck]

11:08 omg lolXD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@galaxygachagirl1001]

AHAHA AHA! ITS A GIRAFFE! XD

[@skele-turtle688]

3:43 where I officially loose my shit😂

[@jackscrivens9520]

6:27 ASMR diamond :)

[@Z3r0TheAnt1h3r0]

8:55 That scene with peral saying "They keep comeing and we donr even know what they are" looked so wrong and sounded wrong out of context.

[@nishmalopez4917]

I mean, the tentacles were edited in lmao

[@SM_Relix]

GLaDOS as Peridot is my new headcanon.

[@triciacombs6135]

Clap without using your hands... Hmmmm oh with your... We are experiencing Technical Difficulties. please stand by

[@moondrop5127]

Pearl: she's probably doing something very important. Garnet:*beautiful montage of Garnet having the time of her life* Me: this is why I love this show

[@millahbee7771]

11:13 I'M DEAD AHAHAHAHA

[@lynnied3ar]

0:26 me:OML MIKUUUU IM A BIG FAN! now I'm a air conditioner :/

[@honeyspringsbw7852]

10:48 - 10:54 seconds is golden 😂👏👌🏻

[@funtimefreddy6496]

You CLOD

[@Patricksmith426]

1:24-2:02 lmao

[@jasper8118]

Imagine if u had dis talk with yo dad

[@cxsualldxiiamond8880]

8:55 what... WHAT... NO STOP PLZ

[@Craze_1209]

Cxsuall Dxiiamond heheh...

[@br12_]

Oh shit

[@baksei_t]

OH FUCK

[@Void_Echoes]

'Lapis fucking strangles peridot to death' Wait but gems don't need to breath

[@user-kn6vo8pt1r]

9:16 This will never stop being epic

[@legendary_lapidot6878]

This Was Uploaded on my birthday....wow! I just noticed that XD I like the first one XD

[@riannamayfield5176]

WHY DID THE END VIDEO CATCH ME SO OFF GUARD

[@comradedyatlov4143]

8:55 : *OH DEAR LORD NO*

[@rainlyee8736]

I loved all of the anime references

[@ino_ket]

I'm here like the second day from when it was posted

[@nishmalopez4917]

well thank you kitty puppy

[@ino_ket]

oml dis is the first time a famous youtuber commented and liked my comment thx so much

[@literallynova]

I'm her from 2 years when it was posted

[@KreepyBeepy]

The soup thing is in every crack video out there

[@iiheartnia162]

Ronaldo :no way we can't do this cuz I have a girlfriend Jenny: where she at doe

[@muichirotokitou2615]

3:46 aot in a nutshell

[@retiredwdgaming9494]

I enjoyed these up until the point where you kept playing “love like you” after every single joke

[@BlackDiamond2718]

WDGaming agreed

[@ChaoticUrges]

4:18 I miss portals 2

[@buttonsfan]

2:46 I fully expect a new meme of Sunstone fighting the foot. Although I consistently hope it will shift to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles clip fighting the Foot clan,

[@pinks_night_vibes1650]

2:03 Peridot is the real Slim Shady

[@anniecahill5214]

The scene at 4:11 is from a movie called Girl, Interrupted it's actually quite a deep movie and would suggest it to others provided they take into consideration that there is triggers such as suicide and self harm and that but it is a purely wholesome movie of a young girl and her experience's with mental health and being put into a hospital with other female mental patients. This particular scene she walks in to find one of her friends have killed herself in a house they was renting together with the same song repeating as she died and still playing after. I felt extreme conflicting emotions with this meme but as a whole it was funnily accurate. I did react that way the first time. 😂

[@greenmanatee3368]

"Lapis fucking strangles Peridot to Death" with the Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card music fucking killed me

[@douma_upper2]

1:10 We need a movie based off that single sentence

[@lotusart7225]

5:00 You're welcome.

[@jasperryall6572]

when the attack on Titan music kicks in 🥵

[@InugamiRed]

The first one always gets me XD

[@kathytrulove5637]

5:00 "You should marry that thing since you love it so much..." "Do you want to marry it... WELL I WON'T LET YOU!" "How does that feel?"

[@dancelover1234ful]

“Lapis fucking strangles Peridot to death” XD idk why I found that so funny

[@theycallmeabunchofshit2176]

Hommie had a seizure AND a stroke making this video and our ears our suffering and our lungs are breathless.

[@tinystar4592]

8:38 listen very closely as the audio is quiet, but behind steven's speech you can hear a whisper saying "rose is pink diamond" you have to strain your ears to hear it though.

[@tinystar4592]

sorry about that ; ) it's actually at 9:08 .

[@coffeewillow4092]

@@tinystar4592 thanks that hurt

[@juliag4666]

Has anyone notices that some time peridot is shorter then lapiz and other times she is the same size as lapiz??

[@maxthesnack4304]

At 2:04 what is the song called. Please tell me

[@anguswoodrow7138]

BestUnicornGirl Maria S slim shady

[@emileecash9406]

CocoLala 2000 the real Slim Shady by Eminem.

[@lizzyatkison9621]

The Real Slim Shady by Eminem

[@mildmilk8308]

Slim shady -Eminem

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

*WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A NON-UNDERTALE VERSION*

[@DussyBestroyer69]

Omg literally me before I found Steven Universe tho.

[@user-kn6vo8pt1r]

8:13 When I’m with my friends and my mom hears us cursing

[@elijahgarrett2569]

I miss spelled words and ik its ok

[@mzbreecandice]

Garnet Amethyst and Pearl AND PATRICIA!!!!

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Yellow Mistake its patrick as patricia

[@dizzydezzy807]

3:44 YEESSSSS! FINALLY SOMEONE PUTS THAT 🤣

[@Reefer-aw_man-]

This was totally random but, when I first watched this and the video had Pusheen the Cat in the intro, I was wearing one of my Pusheen the Cat t shirts with Pusheen eating delivery pizza. EDIT: I am also internet sensation Thomas Sanders is watching SU and says "No I am watching a masterpiece." Also fun fact: Thomas got to meet the voice actors for Steven (Zach Callison), Pearl (Deedee Magno-Hall), Amethyst (Mikayla Deitz), and Lapis Lazuli (Jennifer Paz).

[@nishmalopez4917]

StevenFan14 omg I have a pusheen cat t shirt too! And also I am a big fan of Thomas for a long time and I freaked out when he said that he liked Steven universe.

[@Reefer-aw_man-]

I actually have 3 different Pusheen shirts and 3 different SU shirts.

[@WICApproved]

StevenFan14 I have the same shirt XD

[@austinjohns2589]

Hi huge fan of Thomas and Steven universe

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Well you will get your chance my diamond. It is in your right.

[@NoctemnesiaRabbit]

7:11 I think my heart skipped a beat after hearing that.

[@Thecloakedcorvid]

11:06 I died laughing

[@charlottenikolaevivanov470]

I love this things so much

[@ChaoticUrges]

2:56 😂 I know Ruby and Sapphire get there alone time.