When Asians Run Out Of RICE

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Steven He

Steven He

Жыл бұрын

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@coinfrog2566
@coinfrog2566 Жыл бұрын
We need stevens grandad roasting Stevens dad
@SewingBoxDesigns
@SewingBoxDesigns Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@mahiyatsafiyullah7103
@mahiyatsafiyullah7103 Жыл бұрын
imagine if his grandfather was his actual father that would be funny though I think he's Irish
@PokeMonster833
@PokeMonster833 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@justaudreynow
@justaudreynow Жыл бұрын
i'd kill to see that lmao
@galymzhankyrykbaev2976
@galymzhankyrykbaev2976 Жыл бұрын
hahhahahaha
@omkarkhurana6986
@omkarkhurana6986 Жыл бұрын
"I failed my family" He's hard on others because he is hard on himself. True Asian 🗿
@reggiebelev
@reggiebelev Жыл бұрын
😭
@serafimbarbu7711
@serafimbarbu7711 Жыл бұрын
True indeed
@Ev1x1n1ty
@Ev1x1n1ty Жыл бұрын
True
@radenkurniawan6096
@radenkurniawan6096 Жыл бұрын
True asian are the one that can eat poride made of panda express
@fireantfury2539
@fireantfury2539 Жыл бұрын
Can't be a hypocrite if you treat others as you do yourself tho 🤣🤣🤣
@Klomlor161
@Klomlor161 6 ай бұрын
“Son, it’s desperate time. Hello, Panda Express?”
@littlebean1556
@littlebean1556 4 ай бұрын
That got me 😂😂😂😂
@HideyukiYT
@HideyukiYT Ай бұрын
That got me too 😂😂😂
@toriless
@toriless 18 күн бұрын
Panda Express or starve, tough choice.
@bradleysaito4393
@bradleysaito4393 14 күн бұрын
I definitely got xtra rice from panda express during quarantine 😂
@TheSorcererKiller-Toji
@TheSorcererKiller-Toji 8 күн бұрын
bro i yelled out OHHHHHHHh the panda express?!?! *whispers to myself* nasty discusting expired faliure asian food
@GojoSatoru14633
@GojoSatoru14633 5 ай бұрын
"WHAT WILL I HAVE WITH MY MSG" This video is now Uncle Roger approved
@calripplebear1293
@calripplebear1293 4 ай бұрын
Haiyaaa!
@Baibus1
@Baibus1 Ай бұрын
this comment deserves more likes
@P3rm4frost
@P3rm4frost Ай бұрын
What's that tho
@daisylael1573
@daisylael1573 Ай бұрын
@@P3rm4frostuncle Roger is another Asian character that’s hilarious.
@toriless
@toriless 18 күн бұрын
Make S#!+ good
@Sushli
@Sushli Жыл бұрын
You know it’s bad when Steven’s dad calls Panda Express
@mobeytaguirehomtolland5183
@mobeytaguirehomtolland5183 Жыл бұрын
Your vids are so funny😂🎉
@creepymikii
@creepymikii Жыл бұрын
@@mobeytaguirehomtolland5183 they don't even have videos
@yassenhany447
@yassenhany447 Жыл бұрын
What happened to Him with Panda Express? I will always question this until I get an answer with the man himself.
@Attaby_38
@Attaby_38 Жыл бұрын
@@yassenhany447 panda express has very bad Asian food
@PristinePerceptions
@PristinePerceptions Жыл бұрын
​@@Attaby_38 More like Panda Express is the McDonald's of Asian food. It took Asian food... Sorry, let me back up. It invented its own food, called it Asian food, made it fat and served it with rice. That's blasphemy for any old Asian. But in an emergency...
@Bilal_Aslam_
@Bilal_Aslam_ Жыл бұрын
Timmy started growing rice in his backyard. He’s only four.
@AsbestosTastesGood
@AsbestosTastesGood Жыл бұрын
“Ah, the good ol’ days.”
@user-op8fg3ny3j
@user-op8fg3ny3j Жыл бұрын
Work on the paddy field is no joke.
@AIGLE_Royale
@AIGLE_Royale Жыл бұрын
​@@AsbestosTastesGoodwhen our momma sang us to sleep but now we're **stressed out**
@DaniMartVtbr
@DaniMartVtbr Жыл бұрын
Don't Joke. Grass is a family member to Rice, and Wild Rice grows well as a potted plant, because "field flooding" is a mass-agriculture strategy, not technically the species parameters for guaranteed growth. Grow rice at home.
@lolhoin1377
@lolhoin1377 Жыл бұрын
Timmy be like: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MF
@choiceudoka4827
@choiceudoka4827 6 ай бұрын
Bro when he said "Who's idea was it to try expired milk''
@engmed4400
@engmed4400 4 ай бұрын
I only have two words: century egg.
@akuaagyeiwaaboa-amponsem4714
@akuaagyeiwaaboa-amponsem4714 4 ай бұрын
​@@engmed4400damn
@priyam6888
@priyam6888 3 ай бұрын
The Mesopotamians invented cheese,so it was their idea
@loafoflove0
@loafoflove0 2 ай бұрын
Then whose idea was it to try expired mashed beans: tofu
@user-ic3mr8nn8y
@user-ic3mr8nn8y Ай бұрын
The first human culture​@@priyam6888
@CodexTheBlader
@CodexTheBlader 5 ай бұрын
"What will I have with my MSG?!" is so relatable
@klausrudolph0
@klausrudolph0 4 ай бұрын
Hello, I'm a Latino just starting to learn English. What does MSG stand for? Thanks in advance
@CodexTheBlader
@CodexTheBlader 4 ай бұрын
@@klausrudolph0 monosodium glutamate is what msg stands for
@user-xms82sk7dkek
@user-xms82sk7dkek 4 ай бұрын
@@CodexTheBladerFlavCity (Bobby Parrish) be sweating lol Note: Bobby Parrish is a KZbinr that says MSG is poison. (Not true)
@user-ws6ph3im5l
@user-ws6ph3im5l 4 ай бұрын
I'm a American I don't know what you Said msg was
@captin3149
@captin3149 4 ай бұрын
@@user-ws6ph3im5l MSG is a preservative that is in a lot of foods. Asian foods in particular have a reputation for having a lot of it. It both preserves food and acts as a flavor enhancer. (There are also a lot of people allergic to it)
@reygaeldavid1424
@reygaeldavid1424 Жыл бұрын
Dad was so desperate he called panda express just for rice
@DaeodonKiller
@DaeodonKiller Жыл бұрын
yeaaaah 💀
@kuf1627
@kuf1627 Жыл бұрын
fr
@Mitaka-Asa
@Mitaka-Asa Жыл бұрын
Bruh, Im chinese and Panda Express has the worst rice ever. It's so dry and tasteless
@gleamingfoonyman
@gleamingfoonyman Жыл бұрын
@@Mitaka-Asa My school’s rice either being as dry as a rock or as mushy as mashed potatoes:
@goldenfox334
@goldenfox334 Жыл бұрын
​@@gleamingfoonyman I don't understand how they screw up rice that bad. Like he'll I still make it in a pan with boiling water and it's just the same as a rice cooker. I think what the issue is they don't wash the rice.
@Hail1144_YT
@Hail1144_YT Жыл бұрын
“SpongeBobs elbow” is the best description of Mac & cheese I have ever heard😂😂😂
@barbthegreat586
@barbthegreat586 Жыл бұрын
Actually, his description of cheese (expired milk) is spot on.
@user-vw7kr2bi4t
@user-vw7kr2bi4t Жыл бұрын
The secret ingredient*
@GreedyGoblinSewers
@GreedyGoblinSewers Жыл бұрын
Still laughing
@Tmb1112
@Tmb1112 Жыл бұрын
I eat so much SpongeBob shaped Mac that I was confused for a second 😂
@Thedarkkracken
@Thedarkkracken Жыл бұрын
Dam right 😂😂😂
@littlebean1556
@littlebean1556 4 ай бұрын
The UNICEF reference and call to Beijing Embassy 👌🙌🔥 😂 nice! Love it
@adrianne7882
@adrianne7882 5 ай бұрын
“I farting so much, I went to hospital” 🤣
@sanaaugustine3423
@sanaaugustine3423 2 ай бұрын
😂
@beestek.94
@beestek.94 Жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when Steven's dad is not roasting him.
@bestie_u_hot
@bestie_u_hot Жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@josebeteta8283
@josebeteta8283 Жыл бұрын
It's REALLY bad when Steven's dad is calling PANDA EXPRESS for support
@ritasalah3860
@ritasalah3860 Жыл бұрын
You ain't even lie
@gavinkemp7920
@gavinkemp7920 Жыл бұрын
that make me think of family guy sketch kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqTElqxmYt2UqJo
@cfv7461
@cfv7461 Жыл бұрын
He's worried steven's dad's dad is gonna roast him
@ChickenNuggieLover_101
@ChickenNuggieLover_101 Жыл бұрын
“It look like dumpling!” 😂 “NOT dumpling” -The definition of disappointment
@LSC124377322
@LSC124377322 Жыл бұрын
I fell for that once. I was super mad I got a whole pot of boiled cheese wrapped in a dumpling form.
@jordancambridge4106
@jordancambridge4106 Жыл бұрын
It is superior dumplings. :)
@marcodipietro8835
@marcodipietro8835 Жыл бұрын
Bro shut up I’m Italian . Ravioli came BEFORE dumplings
@marcodipietro8835
@marcodipietro8835 Жыл бұрын
Good job
@shirlasmrartandmusic2988
@shirlasmrartandmusic2988 Жыл бұрын
Steven’s dad meets his new neighbour “Your son looks like he can cook rice!” “He CAN’T.”
@KIDLATPLAYS
@KIDLATPLAYS 5 ай бұрын
"I don't want to eat Spongebob elbow" 💀
@TheDeepEnd57
@TheDeepEnd57 5 ай бұрын
-Son don’t tell your grandfather -Why? -Hello panda express 😂😂😂
@TheAvocadoGod
@TheAvocadoGod 3 ай бұрын
panda express is fake
@Foxtail190
@Foxtail190 3 ай бұрын
@@TheAvocadoGodgood as fuck though
@nepsuz6348
@nepsuz6348 2 ай бұрын
​@@Foxtail190 panda express is shit as hell
@Foxtail190
@Foxtail190 2 ай бұрын
@@nepsuz6348 just because it makes you shit like hell doesn’t mean it’s bad for everyone else lmao. Panda Express is where I go when I want actually good “fast” food,
@user-ef8vs8bi4l
@user-ef8vs8bi4l 2 ай бұрын
​​@@Foxtail190as a chinese panda express doesn't taste good at all the rice taste bad i am not even sure if i am eating rice probably some white that don't know how to make proper asian food
@jessart13
@jessart13 Жыл бұрын
No Rice=Emotional Damage
@rangidd
@rangidd Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ItzWolfy247
@ItzWolfy247 Жыл бұрын
even worse 💀
@ninja_cat9
@ninja_cat9 Жыл бұрын
Fax
@Solrex_the_Sun_King
@Solrex_the_Sun_King Жыл бұрын
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
@victoriahamilton1230
@victoriahamilton1230 Жыл бұрын
Oh you win the internet today
@crazykiddd4992
@crazykiddd4992 Жыл бұрын
"Who's idea was it to try expired milk" lmfao I'm done
@iprialalongjohn1814
@iprialalongjohn1814 Жыл бұрын
Total killer
@killercharm
@killercharm 11 ай бұрын
I can't tell you how many times I've thought that.
@gizmozgamingent3800
@gizmozgamingent3800 11 ай бұрын
Bro not expired milk😂
@wolf-fan149
@wolf-fan149 11 ай бұрын
​@@Chefiilmfao= laughing my f#cking a$$ off (WHAT? THATS WHAT IT MEANS)
@user-jl5ks8sh4c
@user-jl5ks8sh4c 11 ай бұрын
Nooooo not the rice
@MrDespresso17
@MrDespresso17 5 ай бұрын
I like how the dad is not scolding the son for running out of rice. Like it's nice not being blamed for literally breathing sometimes.
@ZlKRA
@ZlKRA 5 ай бұрын
They way i gasped when he called panda express🐼😅😅
@oliverallen5363
@oliverallen5363 3 күн бұрын
I am so happy I got to be the 69th like XD
@paigeawin
@paigeawin Жыл бұрын
As an Asian mom, I've ran out of rice before and had to resort to Panda Express for rice. It's no joke. You do what you have to do for your family.
@EmmelineSama
@EmmelineSama Жыл бұрын
Why don't you buy a sack of rice when you have 1/4 of it left? It lasts a long time..
@SimplyLocaI
@SimplyLocaI Жыл бұрын
@@EmmelineSamamy family did that once but they bought like 3 sacks
@swirlsandspirals
@swirlsandspirals Жыл бұрын
@@Ak1ri_The_One😦
@makotos_number_one_fan
@makotos_number_one_fan Жыл бұрын
@@Ak1ri_The_One😦
@flyse1858
@flyse1858 Жыл бұрын
@@Ak1ri_The_One 😦
@wisteriamlb
@wisteriamlb Жыл бұрын
"Rice is the reason i am still surviving " ~my very asian mom
@asdfjkl7430
@asdfjkl7430 Жыл бұрын
My mom would have been exactly Steven's dad ☝️ if we had ever run out of rice. 😅
@aadithyakumaran9186
@aadithyakumaran9186 Жыл бұрын
Tru😂😂
@bowxfire5275
@bowxfire5275 Жыл бұрын
Same
@user-ns7gn5ii5c
@user-ns7gn5ii5c 3 ай бұрын
Damn, I read "Black Rain". Daily ratio for Japanese women during war was two spoons of rice and as many worms and snails as they could find under rocks. In next election they were voting on more peacefull Emperor...
@DevilRose142
@DevilRose142 5 ай бұрын
“I don’t wanna eat SPONGEBOB ELBOW” got me rolling 😭😭😭-
@triplealifts7
@triplealifts7 4 ай бұрын
“We can’t buy rice right now” *Visible confusion*
@wuxiagamescentral
@wuxiagamescentral Жыл бұрын
Asians running out of rice is like Waffle House closing fown for Southerners. It is zombie apocalypse level of panic
@lilpink8463
@lilpink8463 Жыл бұрын
We are f*k!
@TreyC68
@TreyC68 Жыл бұрын
As a Southerner I can confirm that whence Waffle House closes down it is a full nation wide catastrophe
@5q1d87
@5q1d87 Жыл бұрын
The scariest part is that it's not a joke, if the waffle house closes you're genuinely f***ed because whatever is heppening in your state is genuinely world ending.
@DieuDeMort
@DieuDeMort Жыл бұрын
@@5q1d87 I'm currently working in a Waffle House, and recently we've ran out of certain things, like OJ and plastic utensils. People are genuinely worried when I tell them, "Sorry, I actually can't get you any OJ, we're out until tomorrow."
@j4den.is4bella
@j4den.is4bella Жыл бұрын
As a southerner, when any Waffle House OR chick fil a close, the whole of the southern states goes full on panic mode.
@Infinity78008
@Infinity78008 Жыл бұрын
The Italian mafia trying to pinpoint his location by any means necessary:
@jk2l
@jk2l Жыл бұрын
In response they send pineapple pizza and durian pasta
@j0k3rqwtyeet11
@j0k3rqwtyeet11 Жыл бұрын
​@@jk2l they trying to torture him in the most horrible way if that's the case
@lemonraven
@lemonraven Жыл бұрын
the likes are at 666...
@Wolfy.M1909
@Wolfy.M1909 Жыл бұрын
​@@j0k3rqwtyeet11 I like pineapple pizza...
@icantchoosemyusername8874
@icantchoosemyusername8874 Жыл бұрын
​@@Wolfy.M1909 My inner Italian personality is in pain
@mikeyfn-a6684
@mikeyfn-a6684 3 ай бұрын
"it's a trap! It look like dumpling, but NOT dumpling!" 🤣🤣🤣
@someoneinthesky9784
@someoneinthesky9784 4 ай бұрын
The "I failed my family" thing, this guy is one heck of a real breathing Asian down to the DNA. The Elderly salutes you little big boy, or rather, bow in respect to you.
@areswalker5647
@areswalker5647 Жыл бұрын
I swear you're the reversed Italians 😂 we do the same about pasta and I got to make my mom try a dumpling but she said it looks like a raviolo but it's not a raviolo 🤣
@bagnome
@bagnome Жыл бұрын
*Breaks pasta with malicious intent*
@Asteri0519
@Asteri0519 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, and since Italy is roughly on the same latitudes as Korea(rice maniacs as well) the culinary cultures are quite similar! We keep going to Italy for vacation and think 'yeah this is great and I want my rice with this' lol
@areswalker5647
@areswalker5647 Жыл бұрын
@@Asteri0519 ahahahah "i want my rice with this" made me laugh so much! I would love to try Korean dishes, since I've seen them in tv I've been craving them like crazy but there's no Korean restaurant where I live so i just have to wait till i can travel there myself
@DumphUxTV
@DumphUxTV Жыл бұрын
@@areswalker5647 Nothings stopping you from attempting to recreate foreign dishes with local ingredients 😊
@areswalker5647
@areswalker5647 Жыл бұрын
@@DumphUxTV it's difficult to cook something you've never seen in real life, never tasted and anything like that. I mean, i can cook Italian at a pro level but I don't know much about foreign food, I'm just now starting to know how to use things like soy sauce and cook ramen noodles sushi and things like that. But I'm trying to cook new things and learn asian recipes
@JeonHa-rin
@JeonHa-rin 11 ай бұрын
"WHAT WILL I HAVE WITH MY MSG" GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
@zuzannawojcik9601
@zuzannawojcik9601 7 ай бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂 Uncle Roger would react the same if he was out of rice 😂
@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 7 ай бұрын
You mean Salt On Crack?
@LinvestigatesMC
@LinvestigatesMC 7 ай бұрын
Make shit good
@internetuser320
@internetuser320 6 ай бұрын
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171yeah shit good
@internetuser320
@internetuser320 6 ай бұрын
@@LinvestigatesMCmyes good msg
@AmeliaStites-vv1pp
@AmeliaStites-vv1pp 5 ай бұрын
The ravioli trap got me dying on the floor
@KittyCatMeowMeowTime
@KittyCatMeowMeowTime 6 ай бұрын
I lived through that and I'm still perplexed at the combination of "It's lockdown. We can't go out" and "There is a Chipotle".
@dexstar_1
@dexstar_1 Жыл бұрын
Bro really said SpongeBob Elbows 💀
@just_a_girl182
@just_a_girl182 Жыл бұрын
💀
@cheszkareyes9460
@cheszkareyes9460 Жыл бұрын
cry laughing at that lmao
@cloudymello.kpopper
@cloudymello.kpopper Жыл бұрын
I just started laughing really hard at that point
@senpaibowser-kun8380
@senpaibowser-kun8380 Жыл бұрын
"I dont want to eat SpongeBob elbow" had me laughing 😂😂😂😂
@TannerJ07
@TannerJ07 10 ай бұрын
You the only person who mentioned it
@YAIVAINSIR
@YAIVAINSIR 10 ай бұрын
your fucking point sir?@@TannerJ07
@Real_Kyle_The_Alien_420
@Real_Kyle_The_Alien_420 10 ай бұрын
I thought for a second
@icemanjr.5819
@icemanjr.5819 9 ай бұрын
@@TannerJ07 So?...
@karatheartzie
@karatheartzie 9 ай бұрын
Bro same XD
@nicholasjowders563
@nicholasjowders563 3 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time! Especially that moment of pride in the end. LMAO thank you
@twilights_music.
@twilights_music. 6 ай бұрын
'its an emergency' i cant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Pylen
@Pylen Жыл бұрын
Call Uncle Roger, he might have some leftovers.
@MaxYTM123
@MaxYTM123 Жыл бұрын
151 likes no replies? lemme fix that
@benpamer7174
@benpamer7174 Жыл бұрын
@@MaxYTM123 378 likes and 1 reply, lemme fix that
@Wgamingchairs
@Wgamingchairs Жыл бұрын
@@benpamer7174 382 likes and 2 reply, lemme fix that
@HorsTube
@HorsTube Жыл бұрын
444likes? Hmm Lemme Fix YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY “lemme fix that” Wait I JUST SAID LEMME FIX THAT OH NO
@serafimbarbu7711
@serafimbarbu7711 Жыл бұрын
482 likes and 4 replies? lemme fix that
@Sumi.Cl0ver_shorts
@Sumi.Cl0ver_shorts 11 ай бұрын
“Hello, Panda Express” got me dying
@C.Sharpe
@C.Sharpe 7 ай бұрын
I work at Panda Express, I'm six feet under lol 😂
@Nottherealchainsaw
@Nottherealchainsaw 7 ай бұрын
@@C.Sharpe 💀
@JamesPeckenpaugh-uu7lz
@JamesPeckenpaugh-uu7lz 5 ай бұрын
The first time the dad was calm at the beginning
@3nd3rh4ck3r
@3nd3rh4ck3r 3 ай бұрын
"Who's idea was it to try expired milk" *True.*
@biig_happy9811
@biig_happy9811 Жыл бұрын
"WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO TRY EXPIRED MILK?" I'VE BEEN ASKING THE SAME THING FOR THE PAST 20 YRS 💀
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
This is such a tragic misunderstanding. It's not _expired_ ! It's milk that has been very carefully acidified, minutely treated with enzymes extracted from the stomachs of ruminant mammals, drained, lovingly inoculated with just the right Streptococcus or Lactobacillus strains and *then* patiently allowed to expire. Now, Macaroni and cheese out of a box? _That's_ hideous.
@ShitassSpeedrunner
@ShitassSpeedrunner Жыл бұрын
​@@Julia-lk8jn well i learned something new today
@biig_happy9811
@biig_happy9811 Жыл бұрын
@@Julia-lk8jn Oh wow, my take on cheese went up a few points just because of how passionate that explanation was 😂
@nikofennec9118
@nikofennec9118 Жыл бұрын
​@Julia Mac & cheese from a box is actually pretty good. But then again, for some reason I just can't stand the taste of aged cheese. My favorite cheese is Colby Jack.
@schnek8927
@schnek8927 Жыл бұрын
Cheese is the greatest thing humanity has ever invented. Yes, even greater than sliced bread.
@shiveringsilence
@shiveringsilence Жыл бұрын
In so many asian languages we do not say "have you had lunch/dinner" instead we say "have you had rice?"😂
@jumpydino3015
@jumpydino3015 Жыл бұрын
yes lol
@humanity9158
@humanity9158 11 ай бұрын
Hahahahah....are you for real??!!! interesting....
@triky5384
@triky5384 11 ай бұрын
That's something new I learned today. In Ecuador we say"did you have coffee" when asking if you had breakfast yet.
@sophiali8547
@sophiali8547 11 ай бұрын
@@humanity9158at least as far as I know all the East Asian languages use the same word for “rice” as for “meal,” so yes. Rice is very important to us 😹😹😹
@asianboi4015
@asianboi4015 11 ай бұрын
True
@ajkej127
@ajkej127 6 ай бұрын
" I don't wanna eat SpongeBob elbow!!!"
@jonexo8874
@jonexo8874 Ай бұрын
„call unicef it’s an emergency” 😂„call the Beijing embassy we need air support”
@Zulq96
@Zulq96 Жыл бұрын
The “hello Beijing embassy we need air support now “ was my favourite part 🤣
@mrlonghead
@mrlonghead 10 ай бұрын
Wow
@gallodeplata
@gallodeplata 10 ай бұрын
I failed my family deshonrro a su vaca
@MD-xh8po
@MD-xh8po 10 ай бұрын
"WE NEED AIR SUPPORT WE'RE LOSING IT" Meanwhile in the rice store
@SilverSnakeMemes
@SilverSnakeMemes 8 ай бұрын
lol
@youssefibrahim1796
@youssefibrahim1796 Жыл бұрын
He had to do the forbidden CALLING BANDA EXPRESS 💀💀💀
@ninja_cat9
@ninja_cat9 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@kentheengineer592
@kentheengineer592 Жыл бұрын
Tweakin
@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69
@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69 Жыл бұрын
Banda
@LordLaroyalty
@LordLaroyalty 8 сағат бұрын
"Hello Panda Express", had me laughing so hard I felt like I needed a brown paper bag!
@MugenTsukuyomi1012
@MugenTsukuyomi1012 5 ай бұрын
My son is called Timmy😂 he loves the Timmy episodes 😂
@mleeneg
@mleeneg Жыл бұрын
As an Asian. No rice means we starve till there is more.
@Titan_M00n
@Titan_M00n Жыл бұрын
No especially the Middle East you can’t finish it So much that you get tired of it
@ClericOfPholtus
@ClericOfPholtus 14 күн бұрын
That would explain Mao's infamous famines
@NaveKnights
@NaveKnights Жыл бұрын
Hold on is this leaked footage of Steven's dad being a failure-
@CeraSpace
@CeraSpace Жыл бұрын
Bingo 😆😆😆 He just gained his only precious bullet to blackmail his dad 😆 Jk
@abadgurl2010
@abadgurl2010 Жыл бұрын
*cackles wickedly*
@yourdailymushroom
@yourdailymushroom Жыл бұрын
@@aaravrana7399 Are you saying .. ALL ASIANS LOOK THE SAME!?
@Seamannon
@Seamannon Жыл бұрын
​@@yourdailymushroom XD
@FShani
@FShani Жыл бұрын
Lies and slander. Asians never run out of rice this is just an atlernate galaxy where Steven is the competent one and his father was the failure.
@HamoodyAlAbdullah-nf6gv
@HamoodyAlAbdullah-nf6gv 3 ай бұрын
Steeeven never gets old
@ImArkando
@ImArkando 11 күн бұрын
The SpongeBob elbow tho. 💀
@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69
@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to eat spongebob elbow” 😭😭😭
@v3ngence138
@v3ngence138 Жыл бұрын
Shit sent me flying 💀
@scraptrapmemeboy
@scraptrapmemeboy Жыл бұрын
That emoji in the name 🧐
@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69
@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69 Жыл бұрын
@@scraptrapmemeboy what abt it?
@p1xel2
@p1xel2 Жыл бұрын
​@@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69 idk man it's pretty gay to be homophobic tbh
@nightcoregalaxy7426
@nightcoregalaxy7426 Жыл бұрын
@@BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69 um…
@LinkyDude
@LinkyDude Жыл бұрын
WE ARE OUT OF RICE?! **orders rice internationally**
@KT.CountryballsISPT
@KT.CountryballsISPT Жыл бұрын
"WHO WANT TO ORDER RICE FROM AMERICA?!?!?! WE PROBABLY WONT GET ANYTHING CUZ THEY NO EAT RICE!!!" _Stevens dad, probably
@uncleol
@uncleol Жыл бұрын
Only if it's 50% off
@Tech_4_Fun
@Tech_4_Fun Жыл бұрын
​@@uncleol buy 5
@panjinurfadillah2489
@panjinurfadillah2489 Жыл бұрын
​@@Tech_4_Fun No buy all of the rice
@jackquelinejuat5657
@jackquelinejuat5657 Жыл бұрын
​@@KT.CountryballsISPT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
@MoonHeroz
@MoonHeroz 5 ай бұрын
Spongebob elbow LMAO
@Leslie_247
@Leslie_247 6 ай бұрын
His whole world collapsed in .1 seconds
@creeperqueen4039
@creeperqueen4039 8 ай бұрын
He’s not even overreacting, that’s a real feeling, I would cry if I ran out of rice
@michaelcherokee8906
@michaelcherokee8906 7 ай бұрын
Me too.
@French-Ball
@French-Ball 6 ай бұрын
chipotle has rice
@omaewamoushindeiru4329
@omaewamoushindeiru4329 6 ай бұрын
I would feel that the end of the world were near if I don't get to eat rice😢😢😢
@user-hq4ey2zy4g
@user-hq4ey2zy4g 6 ай бұрын
@@French-Ball but it sucks
@taekooktrash9607
@taekooktrash9607 5 ай бұрын
​@@French-Ball that's not real rice. i want the authentic one 😤
@desahanayam
@desahanayam 6 ай бұрын
This is the best one so far lmao
@Chuck_N0rris
@Chuck_N0rris 12 күн бұрын
I half expected Stevens granpa to show them how you plow the fields
@RyderElliott-fm8bf
@RyderElliott-fm8bf Жыл бұрын
“I dOnT wAnT tO eAt SpOnGeBoB eLbOW” go me on the floor😂💀 Dad I’m famo- wait where are you? Ok, look here my notifications. Are just 💀
@Lemon_cherry348
@Lemon_cherry348 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@einzgeisha
@einzgeisha Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Glitch_bedwars_mobile
@Glitch_bedwars_mobile Жыл бұрын
SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@danielburke2598
@danielburke2598 Жыл бұрын
FR
@goldenhoops7226
@goldenhoops7226 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes another comment where they quote something in the video then say got me on the floor and put emojis next to it
@solifa1
@solifa1 10 ай бұрын
Bro was so desperate he had to call PANDA EXPRESS 💀
@liamblancogordon3669
@liamblancogordon3669 6 ай бұрын
So true
@WGAssociation-Geno
@WGAssociation-Geno 6 ай бұрын
Bro if you called PANDA EXPRESS for RICE. You KNOW it's a dire situation.
@JacquinSivalingam-gh6dc
@JacquinSivalingam-gh6dc 6 ай бұрын
Fr fr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shawnbuchanan14
@shawnbuchanan14 5 ай бұрын
Stolen comment
@aaronhuerta7034
@aaronhuerta7034 6 ай бұрын
back in ancient Mesopotamia, farmers used to store milk and containers, but it would always go outside in the heat sooner later farmers saw little lumps and called them cheese, but the liquid around it was called whey. farmers didn’t know what to do with the lumps so one of them tried it, and therefore cheese was born. Cheese became a delicacy throughout all of the world. It was also made before writing, and tools. quickly other countries started, adding their own sauces, making their own ways of it and many others that’s how cheese was made
@marissasue319
@marissasue319 3 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHAHA 😂💀😭 COMEDY GOLD 😭💀🤣 And the poor Asian kids are always the calm, logical voices of reason 😂
@yodaa4977
@yodaa4977 Жыл бұрын
Give him an Oscar. He is the most asian youtuber on KZbin...
@yuanvalenzuela5293
@yuanvalenzuela5293 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha hahaha Asians was just normal people I'm Asian and never in my life that i see an Asian like that
@mahiyatsafiyullah7103
@mahiyatsafiyullah7103 Жыл бұрын
he's up there he really is
@bramricardoz
@bramricardoz Жыл бұрын
Ah masa sih
@lukejackson2354
@lukejackson2354 Жыл бұрын
Jeenie is right up there as well. Imo
@GigaWigga368
@GigaWigga368 Жыл бұрын
*uncle roger has entered the chat*
@Marles123
@Marles123 10 ай бұрын
“I don’t want to eat SpongeBobs elbow!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂FR tho
@user-pw8ij2ce6v
@user-pw8ij2ce6v 7 ай бұрын
178 likes and no replies? I gochu fam
@Marles123
@Marles123 7 ай бұрын
@@user-pw8ij2ce6v Thanks dude 😀
@TheBookishB
@TheBookishB 6 ай бұрын
​@@user-pw8ij2ce6v❤
@Antley278
@Antley278 6 ай бұрын
Pov: Ur searching for this comment
@Mr_Person55
@Mr_Person55 6 ай бұрын
​@@Antley278I was just scrolling the comments
@juliabuonincontro8617
@juliabuonincontro8617 7 күн бұрын
“I don’t want to eat SpongeBob elbow!”😂😂
@AMikeStein
@AMikeStein 9 күн бұрын
This guy will never not be funny.
@vinhdiep7128
@vinhdiep7128 Жыл бұрын
This situation is unlikely because whenever you mentioned being out of rice, your dad would bring out five 25-pound bags of rice from either the basement or closet. We Asians always make sure to be well-prepared.
@docmeraki3065
@docmeraki3065 Жыл бұрын
But when it happens, you know it's dire😂
@lilu5321
@lilu5321 Жыл бұрын
Me and my family: WE DON’T CARE WE’RE GOING TO THE STORE
@baldwinplayz268
@baldwinplayz268 Жыл бұрын
As an Asian my self, I can confirm.
@sophia2474
@sophia2474 Жыл бұрын
My mom in a nutshell
@Veritas-invenitur
@Veritas-invenitur Жыл бұрын
@@baldwinplayz268 I’m not Asian, but I always have a 10 pound bag of emergency reserve rice for when I have to use my 10 pound bag of reserve rice.
@Slashgamesbull
@Slashgamesbull Жыл бұрын
I don’t wanna eat SpongeBob’s elbow got me dying😂😂😂😂
@faeezd8
@faeezd8 Жыл бұрын
400th like and yeah, that part is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alexflame9383
@alexflame9383 Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@idontknowmyusername432
@idontknowmyusername432 Жыл бұрын
@OwO k we all wont
@ShaneBlankenship3472
@ShaneBlankenship3472 2 ай бұрын
“I don’t want to eat SpongeBobs elbow.” Had me rolling
@nayd.
@nayd. 10 күн бұрын
⚠️Existential Crisis, Final Boss Level...🚨
@azinana6459
@azinana6459 Жыл бұрын
“ Uh… we have Mac n cheese… ” “ *I don’t want to eat SpongeBob elbow!* “ *I lost it at that* 😂
@maheshidesilva6884
@maheshidesilva6884 Жыл бұрын
"I have failed my family" reminds me how my father once went looking for rice in the middle of the night. I cooked the last batch of rice that night and I told him later that rice was over and that we would have to buy some the next morning. It wasn't like we were going one meal without rice but my father just didn't like the thought of "there's no rice in the house" so he went looking for rice late at night.We are asian btw
@AS-jo8qh
@AS-jo8qh Жыл бұрын
Sri Lankan?
@_rmradziq8537
@_rmradziq8537 Жыл бұрын
"We are asian" that explain everything
@maheshidesilva6884
@maheshidesilva6884 Жыл бұрын
@@AS-jo8qh yeah
@thenerd8763
@thenerd8763 Жыл бұрын
The determination 🕴️
@jalengaskin8450
@jalengaskin8450 Жыл бұрын
You don’t say
@AReGx1
@AReGx1 29 күн бұрын
"I don't want to eat Spongebob's elbow." I'm choking on the air right now 💀
@rajathvinod840
@rajathvinod840 2 ай бұрын
Bro is talking like Uncle Roger
@pinpat
@pinpat Жыл бұрын
Asian families running out of rice is equal to Italian families running out of spaghetti
@toonlinkssbb515
@toonlinkssbb515 Жыл бұрын
Hispanics is Rice or Beans... but more importantly Tortillas
@FShani
@FShani Жыл бұрын
It's actually worse than that. We Asians really eat rice with everything, no cap.
@JonyMSalomon
@JonyMSalomon Жыл бұрын
​@@toonlinkssbb515 bro he said italians, why are you mixing it with tortillas from Mexico? Lmao
@dragonofdestiny8321
@dragonofdestiny8321 Жыл бұрын
@@JonyMSalomon they said Hispanics
@soulessshadow5356
@soulessshadow5356 Жыл бұрын
@@JonyMSalomon bro learn to read, they were saying what the equivalent was to Hispanics.
@vlogsw.vienna
@vlogsw.vienna 7 ай бұрын
"I DON'T WANT TO EAT SPONGEBOB ELBOW" had me DEAD 😂😂
@YT.jjlc827
@YT.jjlc827 6 ай бұрын
Fr😂
@TheXeno68
@TheXeno68 6 ай бұрын
Dawg I just posted this not realizing i said the same thing you said worded differently… mb…
@4pa14_reihannullahbudiyatn8
@4pa14_reihannullahbudiyatn8 6 ай бұрын
You know he stev dad really want start wars by saying roast milk... 😅😅😅
@nikanejemison8790
@nikanejemison8790 5 ай бұрын
#Dead😂😂
@user-jy1ku1jn1x
@user-jy1ku1jn1x 5 ай бұрын
Real 🤣🤣🤣
@DevinsShaggyswithgames
@DevinsShaggyswithgames 3 ай бұрын
''I need some milk.''
@kimt1776
@kimt1776 25 күн бұрын
"Lah" 😂 didn't know that was a thing, but now that I do, I love it. Lol
@tads1743
@tads1743 Жыл бұрын
Steven's Dad took the last resort 💀💀💀
@Cocforfky
@Cocforfky Жыл бұрын
Aka Panda Express
@theassassin5315
@theassassin5315 Жыл бұрын
I would suggest Pei Wei, way better food in my opinion
@That_Russel_Pup
@That_Russel_Pup Жыл бұрын
*don’t tell ur grandfather* 💀
@guizhong_yay
@guizhong_yay Жыл бұрын
As an Asian, we ASIANS should be loyal to rice, EAT EVERYTHING WITH RICE, NO RICE? CALL THE POLICE, THE HOSPITAL, THE FIREFIGHTERS, THE GOVERNMENT, THE RICE, EVERYTHING😭😭😭 Edit: CALL THE RICE! I ATE FOOD WITH NO RICE CALL THE POLICE GUYS CALL RICE ITS AN EMERGENCY..😭😭
@sibanbgd100
@sibanbgd100 Жыл бұрын
Just call the rice
@altheadejucos1557
@altheadejucos1557 Жыл бұрын
I mean rice is life if there's no rice its the end of Asia
@day4162
@day4162 Жыл бұрын
Did calling the rice help tho?!
@nellyonamolah9731
@nellyonamolah9731 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just choked
@accessdenied5998
@accessdenied5998 Жыл бұрын
No rice?? Gotta plant on my backyard
@naimachakour9288
@naimachakour9288 5 ай бұрын
"Spongebob elbow" man he really hates mac n'cheese
@Onyx_Blackowicz
@Onyx_Blackowicz 4 ай бұрын
I had a dead expression watching this (even though I was laughing on the inside), until that last part about the grandfather and Panda Express which had me wheezing out lmao
@computerblade
@computerblade Жыл бұрын
"expired milk"💀
@TheBlackMetalGoatDeer
@TheBlackMetalGoatDeer Жыл бұрын
Although I must concede, as someone who consume vast quantities of dairy, he is somewhat correct, per se.
@Armored_Lasagna0327
@Armored_Lasagna0327 Жыл бұрын
As a cheese lover myself, I must say that he is not wrong
@filipemtx
@filipemtx Жыл бұрын
Emotional damage
@manhphuc4335
@manhphuc4335 Жыл бұрын
Tbf to Asians the majority of them actually are lactose intolerant. But wait wouldn't that makes cheese better for them? Yes, but because milk is such a new things for Asians ( about a couple of centuries before it became a stable food source) that cheese are really strange for asians due to the amount of fatty acid that comes with it.
@rustyshackleford6927
@rustyshackleford6927 Жыл бұрын
The “Who’s idea was it to try expired milk!?” killed me lmao… my partner and I ask each other this all the time😅😅😅
@nanaabaafriyie2453
@nanaabaafriyie2453 Жыл бұрын
@@inaradamji7514 people make cheese with expired milk that hasn't started to smell bad or actually go bad
@Sir1ri
@Sir1ri Жыл бұрын
I mean it tastes super gooood! Many cultures have developed cheese to survive.
@lunaticscribbles6016
@lunaticscribbles6016 Жыл бұрын
Yknow i just wanna say the asians did expired rice, cabbage, and some other thing im forgetting and it all turns pretty good imo so like. Expired milks not a stretch lol
@nanaabaafriyie2453
@nanaabaafriyie2453 Жыл бұрын
@@lunaticscribbles6016 which food items are those?
@owlblocksdavid4955
@owlblocksdavid4955 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, in China: "hey, do you want to buy some century eggs?"
@user-dk2fz8in2h
@user-dk2fz8in2h 6 ай бұрын
As a chinese person i can confirm asian dad has beijin accent
@tahirafazal2973
@tahirafazal2973 9 күн бұрын
“I doNT WannA EaT sPoNgeBoB ElboW” 😂
@kithen3546
@kithen3546 Жыл бұрын
Ok I’m sorry but I started wheezing when Stevens dad said I failed my family
@blvckskull7954
@blvckskull7954 Жыл бұрын
Dom Torreto has entered the chat
@gizmozgamingent3800
@gizmozgamingent3800 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@amelia_fdo
@amelia_fdo Жыл бұрын
As an Asian, I can confirm running out of rice is an emergency. Edit- 1.1k likes? Thanks :)
@Mickeyhamz7
@Mickeyhamz7 Жыл бұрын
Same here
@jerrybaon7856
@jerrybaon7856 Жыл бұрын
True😂
@Angel_6791
@Angel_6791 Жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@uc7950
@uc7950 Жыл бұрын
Same too
@ilovecats1526
@ilovecats1526 Жыл бұрын
SAME BRO
@ThreeCreatures-up1rv
@ThreeCreatures-up1rv 9 күн бұрын
“I DONT WANT TO EAT SPONGEBOB ELBOW” 😂
@uriossandon
@uriossandon 5 ай бұрын
Bro said that they are in lockdown bit still wants to go to chipotle
@SilverstarWC
@SilverstarWC Жыл бұрын
Asians never run out of rice 😂 I can confirm that bc I’m Chinese with always a 10kg backup rice in the storage room
@balticaco
@balticaco Жыл бұрын
On 10kg emergency alarm turn on 🚨
@SilverstarWC
@SilverstarWC Жыл бұрын
@@balticaco haha yes, sometimes 20kg 😂
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 Жыл бұрын
Im guessing when covid hit asians just bought rice in pallets?
@squidster3128
@squidster3128 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah? We have a backup of the backup. And another backup in a disaster recovery center
@deeivy3742
@deeivy3742 9 ай бұрын
“I failed my family 😞”
@rongarner3541
@rongarner3541 7 ай бұрын
"Don't tell Grandfather!" Steven stops and realizes Grandfather will say to Father, "You so STOOPID!"
@jurdainemedinabenitez5742
@jurdainemedinabenitez5742 5 ай бұрын
Sponge bob elbow got me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@randomcontentcreator9174
@randomcontentcreator9174 17 күн бұрын
Same for me 🤣
@Joe-qg8kx
@Joe-qg8kx 5 ай бұрын
This reminds of the two times, my family actually ran out of rice 🍚. “Very hard and desperate times.” - Steven’s dad.
@uriahhefner9160
@uriahhefner9160 Жыл бұрын
"Call U.N.I.C.E.F.!" Bro I'm dieing 😂
@morgan4574
@morgan4574 Жыл бұрын
During the lockdown I had a Filipino friend in SF who was lamenting that they couldn't find rice anywhere in the entire city. None of the Asian markets either. I told him about a big Asian market I had visited once years ago in San Jose. This dude literally drove several hours on the promise of there maybe being rice there. And he was actually able to get rice there!
@miyu-miyu9771
@miyu-miyu9771 Жыл бұрын
Well if you remove rice in an Asian household you're literally killing them lol. I can't survive without rice 😂
@christinerosedagondonberna6810
@christinerosedagondonberna6810 Жыл бұрын
That would be me,If that happen,I just can't stand without rice,It is equivalent of life for us Asian people,I am Filipino too...🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@avisdunrandom
@avisdunrandom Жыл бұрын
​@@miyu-miyu9771 it's exaggerate that we only eat rice, noodles is great (sure if you used flour made from rice you are fu**ed)
@user-cz5et6yq6m
@user-cz5et6yq6m Ай бұрын
The father's REAL for extra cheese
@noahandcalebng6655
@noahandcalebng6655 2 ай бұрын
“I don’t want to eat spongebob elbow” got me dying 😭😭
@user-xc4gh7zm3e
@user-xc4gh7zm3e 9 ай бұрын
"Call unicef its an emergency lah" Had me dying 😂
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