When Asians run out of rice 2

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[@strawberryskygirl44]

"tastes like my son's youtube channel- ✨failure✨" 😭

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHA this entire chanel

[@StevenHe]

Thanks for the support allie

[@strawberryskygirl44]

@@StevenHe NO PROBLEM! 🤍 I love your content and you make me laugh! 😂

[@q9sr633]

@@StevenHe no

[@eesherstubbs]

@@StevenHe great videos

[@xbiscuit7174]

"who used so much oil, USA invade your kitchen" got me laughing

[@sukuna7583]

SAME XD

[@wobba4436]

um your hair bottom is oily, so they might invade your hair too.

[@sukuna7583]

@@wobba4436 o shit

[@ma-yehtaaj]

@@wobba4436 these are the french lice

[@Alicia-ck1sv]

“So much oil USA going to invade you” 😂😂💀 I’ve genuinely laughed so hard at that ... oof it’s true doe ... sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@fabianatencio6634]

This guy is so hilarious 😂

[@ekaterinabalderdash1274]

Without my reading glasses, I read When Asians Run Out of Nice.

[@JM_38]

My mom: leaves house Me: doesn’t wanna make any food My dad: I’ll cook Me: k Also me taste like my KZbin channel - failure

[@imagine1e4dragonflies]

"You got Panda Express?" "We got Koala Detour"

[@magikarpgaming6397]

this whole video is gold but "USA going to invade your kitchen" will never stop making me laugh XD

[@yozarian86]

Panda Express orange chicken is one of my favorite foods on earth, but a lot of their food you have to go on the right day and right location for it to be very good.

[@iandekat671]

He so good at saying failure it sounds like a sound board

[@Korupshn]

Lmfao he ain’t wrong on the discount

[@mrbanjoooo]

fire 🔥🔥

[@StevenHe]

MY MAN

[@n1qht719]

Chicken is not orange its brown! Comedic genius

[@justbobbs6305]

“Who the hell out so much oil USA will invade your kitchen” The only thing that makes it scary is how historically accurate it is

[@samshah7628]

Yes, here in Asia we know how many times that has happened. USA is going to Invade...... (country)

[@pruephillip1338]

This guy is growing on me.

[@ChairmanMeow1]

his impression of chinese people speaking english fucking kills me

[@connornivison8694]

Bus senpai never miss his target

[@ItsJayMCZK]

I know this is risky but i hope someday he will say "haiiya" like uncle rogers did

[@stall910]

USA gon invade yo kitchen . I don’t know why but that cracked me up, especially the way things are now

[@FlexLogs]

“gIVe mE A DIsCouNt” yep that literally how shopping goes in Asia...at least where I come from.

[@sarwatarannya8786]

You don't say give me a discount, the literal first thing you say in any local shop, or bazaar is, "stop ripping me off." Yeah, you don't even look at the price, the shopkeeper is trying to rip off the customer and it's the same the other way round

[@KrishnaDasLessons]

Same thing in India, us Indians just bargain the price down.

[@aayhanjurir8590]

@@KrishnaDasLessons ...isn't India...in Asia?

[@pineappleparty1624]

I work in a bakery and this ONE muslim family is always trying to get a discount. I tell them every time we don't do that. It's a grocery store bakery department. They get mad and say the bread and cakes are bad and come back again next week with the same haggling. I have never encountered anyone else haggling like it's a yard sale. Super weird family. And they are rich too!

[@Sadvibinglenny]

@@pineappleparty1624 As a muslim, I feel ashamed, Why would they need a disciunt if they're rich?

[@fernandaribeiro3059]

"Sweet and sour like my schizophrenic uncle" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@0Darkentity]

That's my favorite line

[@THUNDER-kw3wq]

Fact: you googled the spelling of schizophrenic before typing

[@fernandaribeiro3059]

@@THUNDER-kw3wq hahaha my phone wrote it for me. In my native language it would be "esquizofrênico", I don't need Google for that.

[@prinshiahirwar5698]

I reckon it's Ungle Roger.

[@bakunawa1942]

@@fernandaribeiro3059 Why does that sound like the spansih version of schizophrenic.

[@wanderall2712]

Winning line in this skit: "Good fortune will run into you today." "I hope it's a bus."

[@cervantesAi]

😂😂😂💛

[@halivudestevez2]

thank you for the translation, transcription :D I could not understand that line.

[@thewhitewolf58]

Nah the best line is "jesus thats so much oil the usa will invade your kitchen."

[@Treilerk]

That line still has me dead.

[@wanderall2712]

@@Treilerk I say this to myself at least twice a week when work is being a b**ch. This'll always be relevant. 😭😂

[@Creator_Nater]

“Too much oil, USA going to invade your kitchen” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StevenHe]

*FBI open up

[@ShinyTechThings]

@@StevenHe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@a_4_y_4_n59]

Man that part got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EthanAdey]

Lmao

[@noahleek3968]

The thing people don't understand is that USA takes oil to prevent it falling in to terrorists hands.

[@joshuafreeman3609]

“USA gonna invade your kitchen” Took a second to hit, but had me doubled over laughing

[@StevenHe]

Don’t let US immigration know I said that😖

[@randomstickfights4761]

orange cookie

[@magdolyn]

@@StevenHe *You* didn't say it, your dad did. 😉 Plausible deniability.

[@d3adyoutubeaccount]

“JESUS SO MUCH OIL USA GONNA INVADE YOUR KITCHEN.”

[@StevenHe]

Facts

[@d3adyoutubeaccount]

@@StevenHe Facts man , I love your videos.

[@skeemi454]

underated

[@raistlinmajere7149]

That was a great joke, like seriously panada express is hoarding more oil then Saudi Arabia

[@StoneOfMoon]

Bruh they do be using a lot of oil for that chowmein or lomein or whatever they have. I forgot. Haven’t been to Panda Express in years and only for emergency 🤣

[@tidalwave372]

“I hope it’s a bus”. That got me 😂

[@StevenHe]

Hahaha yeah I loved that line

[@9xdraqla816]

Love it bro 🤣🇯🇲🤣🤣

[@cloudzysky7094]

Now I’m dying of laughing

[@Crxwnzy]

Lmao

[@missmichelle1290]

Replace rice with beans and you, got my family

[@longpants7894]

"Were out of rice" me:"Wat da hell"

[@d.kusec06]

😂😂"No thank you,I like walking through doorways"😂😂

[@StevenHe]

Hahahaha I loved that king

[@feuerrm]

Best line of the video, and there's of lot of good ones 😂

[@user-ib2sf9kj3x]

Bro battle field 3 me like

[@purplehoneycomb5680]

I read it right when he said it in the video😂😂😂

[@awhitebackground9984]

I swear I saw the scene RIGHT after I read this-

[@thenomad5101]

"Jezzus why so much oil, USA gon invade yo kitchen". Cant belive it got me...

[@LacedEthan]

“What du hel is oraonge cheekin, is dat deep fied spding woll”.

[@StevenHe]

-Steven's Dad 2021

[@LacedEthan]

@@StevenHe yes it is

[@q9sr633]

@@StevenHe w

[@OriginalSuper]

Yes

[@deadeasy2305]

When I looked at this, i had to google translate this

[@calebthompson1729]

"I know General Tsao, Classmate from Beijing", this is so good

[@skateghost4189]

“Taste like my sons KZbin channel............FAILURE🤌🏼”🤣🤣🤣

[@StevenHe]

👌🏻

[@vilmatrance9763]

Ahaahhahah

[@thehorde4868]

😂😂😂

[@SuperSerferNow]

Lol

[@Amit180s]

“Is that spring roll deep fried?” “No thank you I like walking through doorways” That’s the best line in the whole video

[@londongreenfield3500]

This man deserves more publicity and subscribers . These short funny skits make my day.

[@StevenHe]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 yes please

[@chimukab5433]

Well it came 1yer later 😂

[@amaira4651]

I know this is a long time afterwards, but he now has about 5 million subscribers

[@moreshadowtx1850]

I love this guy I now I have a Asian voice because of him now.

[@moreshadowtx1850]

@@StevenHe yesssssssssss

[@RTF8RH]

“No thank you I like walking through doors” 💀💀💀💀😂

[@pamelaglos1898]

My new reason for saying "no" to unhealthy food! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mintk3884]

ohh now i get it puhahahahhaah fattening?

[@forsakenworld2001]

"Taste like my son youtube channel , FAILURE" Im dead

[@StevenHe]

Facts 😂😂😂 I got so few views here

[@StevenHe]

Thanks a lot for watching 🙌🏻 means a lot to me

[@forsakenworld2001]

@@StevenHe no problem Keep up the good work!

[@christinaabiyounesmusic]

Oh my goodness. I just discovered your channel and it's getting me through sleep deprivation with my 2-year-old. Huge American Lebanese fan who can relate to the similarities between Asian and Arab cultures (technically, as a Lebanese, I'm Asian too!) thanks so much for making our days so much brighter.

[@MysteryS4869]

Good to hear 😂

[@Lillyxxxo]

Asian and Arab culture is not similar

[@kyle89236]

After doing tons of research (because my grandparents are from Lebanon), we are categorize as Caucasians :/ In American, we need our own Middle Easterner check box.

[@sorad8031]

This man really just said taste like my son’s KZbin channel 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m weak

[@StevenHe]

Hahahaha thank you for being on my channel 😂😂😂😂 I appreciate it mate

[@sorad8031]

@@StevenHe np great content

[@alcarazofarmeddrill2842]

“Orange chicken?🤨 chicken not orange chicken brown” 😂

[@mrsimpson2407]

Omds your THE BEST im crying with laughter 😭

[@StevenHe]

You are the best Simpson 🙌🏻

[@dynastamiteduo3200]

oh my dogs?

[@Nickstaflam]

We need to revive his KZbin channel

[@StevenHe]

YES🙌🏻

[@13b-o2g]

yes

[@vilmatrance9763]

YESSSSSSS👍

[@zahraalhussein1912]

Fortune Cookie: "Good fortune will run into you today." Steven's dad "I hope it's a bus" Me: "Well, that escalated quickly." 😯

[@JoshyyProd]

Should’ve called uncle roger for the egg fried rice.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StevenHe]

Yoooooo I’ve been trying to collab with him for weeks😵

[@ilovecodexe49]

@@StevenHe Good thing he uses your EMOTIONAL DAMAGE line in his recent videos

[@millaemm]

This reminds me on my very first day in China about 10 years ago. After eating at a restaurant I asked my colleague if they have 'fortune cookies' and she was like ''oh cookies, yes we have desert'' and i was like ''no no, like a fortune cookie that tells you fortune''. So she goes to the waiter and asks for 'fortune cookies' and waiter, all confused, goes to the kitchen to ask for fortune cookies, and kitchen is just like ''wtf is a fortune cookie''. So I have a whole restaurant running around tryna figure out what is a goddamn Fortune Cookie so they can make it. That day, I and the entire staff of that Chengdu restaurant, found out Fortune Cookies were invented in San Francisco.

[@JThom529]

Oof

[@Righteous1ist]

LOL

[@一个梦游者]

Hahaha 😆

[@halivudestevez2]

we have that too, Europe

[@notegenn]

Taste like my son's KZbin channel... FAILURE!!🤣🤣🤣

[@StevenHe]

Yuuuuup thanks for being on my KZbin channel ahhahaha I get no views here

[@notegenn]

@@StevenHe Np man!! You the best

[@imjustthere9343]

“Jesus who use so much oil, USA going to raid your kitchen” I died at that part lol

[@aguarell1538]

"What da hail you sail?" 😂😂😂I died

[@Ayubzy_]

As an Asian,my family could go to the shops and forget me.But they will never forget an extra bag of rice 🍚

[@avengersassemble6190]

Bro I love ur Tik Tok and channel, ur hilarious 😂❤️

[@StevenHe]

Thanks for having my back bro. I appreciate the support

[@vasya2532]

“so much oil! USA gonna invade your kitchen” LMFAOO

[@PK-bs5gh]

Me who is Indian and eats rice everyday as well: I feel you bro

[@alpha230i]

“I hope it’s a bus” of course you want to isekai yourself

[@hudsonkiesel2940]

I need parts 3 through 5 right now

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAHA this is going to be a whole series

[@hudsonkiesel2940]

@@StevenHe omg you actually responded and thank goodness lol quick question what made you start KZbin I’m thinking about doing it as well

[@cletchergoo2315]

“Sweet and sour, like my schizophrenic uncle” I can’t breath 😂 😂

[@theamishpaladin5610]

I honestly want to see one with his dad saying this stuff😂🤣

[@shirayukinobunaga9424]

Hmmm, kinda shocked steven's father hasn't attempted to make his own candy brand called Failure, a completely bland and dissapointing candy with so little suger he put his son's face on the wrapper

[@EL3CTR0LYTE]

"Why you put so much oil, USA gonna invade your kitchen" I died

[@legomangamesnetwork1151]

But you can repel them by claiming your rice lmaooo

[@thenub8530]

Steven’s dad: For breakfast where having the rice. For lunch where having the rice. For dinner where having the rice. For dinner … THERES NO RICE FOR U CAUSE U GET A B IN THE MATH.

[@faintlyy]

"No thank you, I like walkingtheiugh doorways" 😭😂

[@user-sc4kp7jc3n]

When we asians don’t get our rice we go crazy. Rice is like oxygen we asians can’t live without it

[@justemilyhadthatoneerror1254]

Why did this make so much sense and since I’m an Asian I should be used to this but I laughed so much I annoyed my entire family and my stomach is hurting SO MUCH 😂😂😂

[@xxchoolwexxstt2241]

"Sweet n Sour chicken...jus like my schizophrenic uncle"

[@PVYT.]

I want the rice sir oh I love his chicken forets the fact that he ordered rice

[@AlexaVojackova]

,,Is that spring rolls deep fried? No, thank you. I like walking throught doorways." I'm deceased LOL

[@Ragejaw]

"Who use so much oil?! USA going to invade your kitchen!" 🤣🤣

[@elizabethsylvan2792]

I HOPE IT'S A ✨BUS✨ That ladies and gentlemen killed me🤣

[@onechaigirl]

“Good Fortune will run into you today.“ “I hope its a bus.“ HEEELLLPP IM DYING 😭😭😭

[@Puppy_Pizza]

"Good fortune will run into you today." "I hope it's a bus." My class said the same thing once and I choked on my drink a bit.

[@itzayanimates3423]

"It tastes just like my sons youtube channel, failure" *dude i laughed at this joke in my living room and everyone was like* - what?

[@theherbmeister6346]

“Who the hell uses so much oil? The US is gonna raid your kitchen”

[@bryniac5]

He said invade but raid works too lol

[@tokat57]

Hi:)

[@StevenHe]

Oh my god youre first Haha lost kid at target

[@CantStayAway]

your final punchlines always crack me up!!! "Good fortune will run into you today - I hope it's a bus." :P:P:P

[@ultronlegend5837]

"no thank you, I like walking through doorways" as a person that is part-asian, I can confirm that this is relatable

[@thedave1602]

followed on tiktok before I found you here. You're hilarious, and so is your uncle. Wishing you great success on here!

[@StevenHe]

You’re so kind❤️ thank you so much for coming David. I appreciate it!

[@droidsucksatwarthunder]

as a west Asian, I can confirm there is caos without the rice

[@madhatter9573]

This hits differently since I worked at Panda Express for nearly 3 years and finally quit! XD this video had me dying I love it.

[@troixxanh]

I like how he sniffs after saying "tastes like my son's KZbin channel, FAILURE" You don't sniff to taste LMAO but this video had me dyingg

[@jermanefields6470]

Actually in the skit he tasting the stuff! He asked did he want to try it! So he did... tastes like failure 😆 and too much oil.

[@troixxanh]

Jermane Fields yeah but he sniffed after saying it that’s what I meant lmao

[@JuStDoNtRaG3]

I love how he says "failure" lmao

[@5summer517]

So true abt fortune cookies🤣As a Chinese when I was studying in UK I used to order Chinese takeaway with my Bangladesh bestie. I love the taste of the fortune cookie from that takeaway so much so I said I wonder where they sell them. My friend was shocked like"isn't fortune cookie a Chinese snack how could u not know".I was like"WHAT THE HELL I NEVER HEARD OF THIS THING MY WHOLE LIFE"😂

[@AxelFireDancer]

every single line in this is iconic

[@debroom5630]

Bro his voice accent is so perfect

[@bernadetteb.baguette3822]

It was a mistake to watch this while drinking milk. (Don’t ask about the mess)

[@niglet5094]

why tf is everyone quoting like i didn't watch the video

[@StevenHe]

HA

[@charlesgarrett7766]

"To much oil, US invade your kitchen" that shit had me rollin

[@imagameriguessb5997]

“SO MUSH OIL USA GONNA INVADE YOUR KITCHEN.” me deepfrying using so much oil:well frick.

[@mspotatohead9899]

"Good fortune will run into you today" Dad: I hope its a bus

[@KhanhTran-nm9rl]

The most popular word he uses belike: "What the hell" "failure" "bejing corn" "jesus" "Steven" "Timmy" "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

[@901d2]

No one's gonna talk about his rhyming ' What the hell you sell' 😂😂😂 This man will make any depressed person laugh literally...

[@LegoStudios-xx9kb]

I was expecting the employee to give brown rice lol

[@StevenHe]

SIN

[@genxx2724]

I think he wants uncooked rice to take home.

[@21braincells17]

I need a 1 hour video of him saying "failure"

[@Blue-pw8uo]

The amount of effort put in each time the rice has run out...

[@jazzyadventures3168]

Bruh I'm dead "'Good fortune will come your way' I hope it's a bus" BUT LIKE SAME THO 💀💀💀

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

*who uses so much oil, da USA gonna invade your kitchen* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexl8864]

"Good fortune will run into you today. I hope it's a bus." You crack me up, I just subscribed and I hope you get more subscriptions soon! You're awesome.

[@Kunikuzushj]

*”good fortune will run into you today”* Steven: *i hope its a bus* ✋🏻😭got me rolling on the floor

[@BearXGrizzly]

Worth subscribing man, never fails to make me laugh😂 this man made 2020 hit just a little less hard

[@StevenHe]

My king 🙌🏻 that means a lot to me man. Thank you for having my back

[@BearXGrizzly]

@@StevenHe Thanks for replying! Just made my day bro! I watched that video like 5 times already and can't stop laughing

[@stvrlighttz]

“Tast like my sons youtube channel” BAGahAHAHAHHAAAA😭😂🖐🏻 I CANT STEVEN HE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[@F15Baz]

Taste like my sons, KZbin channel [sniff sniff] failure

[@zacharywellington5047]

Is anyone noticing that massive summer sausage Steve is munching on? My god, man. You get an A for snacking. A for average.

[@AtimTimLives]

The jokes come quick and thick!!! I love Steven's Dad! 🤣😂😆