Why You Don't Kidnap ASIANS - Your Skit Ideas

[@yymmas]

another geeking out skit but instead its a hired assasin, the target, and the boss. the assasin has successfully kidnapped the target and the boss orders him to kill the target through call/walkie-talkie. the assasin says smth like "any last words" to the target. then the target compliments the assasin on smth and they end up geeking out. then the boss is just on the other end of the call confused af 😂

[@StevenHe]

ok I have to make this one

[@DeprivedPerson]

@@StevenHe ok I'll be expecting this

[@leungaidan65]

nicee

[@leungaidan65]

everyone expect this

[@e.vcalista9442]

Lmfaoo good one Hyped

[@Capcom_7]

Steven's dad teaching financial sense to the guy who kidnapped his son is phawkeen hilarious. Even when their son is in danger, Asian parents will look for discount.

[@tomohawk2177]

“phawkeen” 😂

[@KasaJiso]

Atleast he more expensive then rice.

[@GoldenOwlEvents]

Im liking for use of the word phawkeen. Im using that!

[@mikep8080]

You missed it not only did he want a discount but he demanded 20k the original kidnappers price to take his son back. Coming on 30 years with 4 sons I would of asked for double.....

[@BigMike840]

actually no

[@yuiop2703]

This is literal gold. You get an excuse to make weird af skits, it makes the community happy, and it's less work. Win/win!

[@StevenHe]

EXACTLY

[@aaronturner2609]

@StephenHe is a professional famous person at this point.

[@Blaze-bs5pg]

@@aaronturner2609 Stephen he???????????

[@puggersftw]

@@Blaze-bs5pg It's his cousin StephenHe

[@elyisus8145]

@@StevenHe Good for business

[@ItzDarkTrax]

"Steven got as much talent as a celery" got me laughing on the floor 🤣

[@KdinIsHere]

Celery is probably more famous than Steven. Just because more people buy celery than are subscribed to Steven.

[@ItzDarkTrax]

@@KdinIsHere Exactly! But then again celery tastes like failure.

[@KdinIsHere]

@@ItzDarkTrax it tastes like if water could get moldy

[@ItzDarkTrax]

@@KdinIsHere It genuinely tastes like rubbing alcohol to me.

[@photoo848]

Oooooh, a celery ... yeah, that makes way more sense than a Celebi. (even though it's typing is mediocre among legendary pokémon, that many type weaknesses is rough)

[@tayyoung8002]

"Cyber Monday coming up you have do do some sales. Its good for business." Love it

[@nexas1102]

How about a skit where Steven finds a time machine and goes back in time to see how his dad ACTUALLY got to school when he was his age?

[@ff_uubu2]

That's good

[@Nanbread-bw7nq]

then he calls his dad a failure and throws a slipper at him

[@incineakechi5197]

Until it turns out his dad was never lying at all

[@gadman85]

@@averysj69 His dad would be like, "What took you so long? When I was 7, I already went on three trips back in time."

[@BallisterYT]

smort

[@ankitroys]

Imagine Steven's father starts roasting Steven as usual but father's father comes in the room and starts roasting him. 😂

[@aaronturner2609]

Thats a great idea! I love it

[@dillondank5662]

If you loop it infinitely we could figure out where the first man actually came from

[@MulletDude24]

YES! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

[@aaronaaronsen3360]

"When I was a kid we were so poor I actually had to build the school then teach myself !"

[@user-xw4vg1vy5e]

Love this!!

[@MissHorton007]

I loved how after he realized he could put subtitles, he only got a few actual words before the subtitles said things like “wind noises” lol That was great. Excellent work again Steven!

[@StevenHe]

thank you amanda!

[@ryananderson1215]

@@StevenHe keep up the good work, your videos are hilarious

[@pRahvi0]

That's also painfully relatable

[@jaimereupert4247]

Like actual subtitles. 😂

[@JimmyCrackorn]

3:54, OMG! Yes! Hollywood has been flooded with terrible audio engineers filling films with bad mixes for a decade! I'm glad someone submitted that one. Bad mixes drive me up a wall! You have to max the volume just to hear the crushed vocals, then something unpredictable happens, the music and sound effects are boosted, and they blow your freaking speakers and get your lease terminated for noise violations lol

[@phil4986]

"Can I have a discount, you have a slightly below average product." that statement just wrecked me right from the start. lol.

[@AdmiralWinfrey]

I love that Steven's father sold Steven back to himself, and also that Steven knew exactly how much to charge on the kidnapper's bank card

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Asian Dads dealing with Ransom is comedy gold. In my case, my dad might say to the police: “He’ll manage on his own but make sure you reach on time.”

[@omarmenjivar1563]

@Goofy ahh I was thinking more like... kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3y0eYdmatV6rKs

[@dylanbruhhh4208]

If I were to say that y’all would call me racist…

[@unecerizeparmilesautres]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture okay

[@danielaramburo7648]

Kidnapper: I want 100,000$ cash or you never see him again!!!! Asian dad: he just came out as gay, has wasted his college money and wants learn painting art, refuses to get a job and his own place, plays video games all day….. you pay me 100,000 to take him back!!!! By the way, he is ugly and fat so you won’t any sex trafficking money of him. His health is horrible so his organs are useless and have no value.

[@techtronics6121]

@@dylanbruhhh4208 c'mon racist is only when u hv a malicious 'intent' in ur delivery..

[@meowmeow1733]

Why is this (blank) so popular/entertaining. 1. He's Asian 2. His impressions seem spot on to Asian thinking 3. Asian culture and day to day society is such a mystery to most of the world, anything close seems believable from a seemingly authentic source 4. Add a touch of comedy,....and "WALA"...you have this guy

[@H3llo_w0rldXD]

Movie suggestion: How main characters can talk SO much and the bad guys just politely wait for them to finish

[@StevenHe]

That's actually brilliant! I love it

[@boxhead6177]

Part 2: Bad guy monologues but the heroes is busy on their phone updating their socials.

[@Alinda1308]

Lol, this is exactly what I have thought so many times watching movies and anime. In Sailor moon she could transform herself taking all the time she wanted and the enemy was always there just waiting for her to be ready to fight 🤣

[@DiogoChris]

@@Alinda1308 *Winx club flashbacks 💀💀

[@sarkkitehti3544]

@@StevenHe This is kinda bad, but can you do a skit about some piano student being years locked up in like a single small room with only piano and to get out he would need to play the whole Rush E-song.

[@Person75357]

2:17 Anyone who can play the theme song to Howl's Moving Castle so well has my respect

[@Valurim]

true

[@wimsylogic65]

I knew it was from Miyazaki films. 😊

[@StevenHe]

you're a man of culture i see

[@Valurim]

​@@StevenHe Howl's Moving Castle was my favorite anime for a certain period of time and Sophie was my first love when I was little

[@bread9276]

Yes

[@Ph4ntom_X7]

Respect for Steven, a man who got rejected so many times for being himself, constantly being told he wouldn't be able to do it , but he has the last laugh 💚

[@StevenHe]

All because you believe in me. Thank you for being here

[@Calltogame37]

@@StevenHe dude you have some sick glasses my guy

[@Calltogame37]

@@StevenHe and can you do why Asians don't go through drive-thru

[@Calltogame37]

@@fierceflammiko3650 lol one day

[@Ph4ntom_X7]

@@StevenHe always mate 🥹

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

Commenter - "why asians don't get kidnapped" China - *visibly nervous and dripping with sweat*

[@evanmunden2414]

'Asian parent reads bedtime stories' we have some really weird stories, and having steven's dad edit them to asian version would be great

[@StevenHe]

That’s a good idea😂

[@JustinKindle]

@@StevenHe how old are you?

[@joannaniedziaek8158]

I'd totally watch that. And the morale of the story would be like 'and the wolf was killed because he was a FAI-LU-RE"

[@chaoslord8918]

Steven's dad commenting on bedtime stories and children's books would be epic. Everything from Dr. Seuss to all the weird German ones, there's a lot of material there. I imagine him completely tearing them apart (metaphorically, but maybe physically too) for how ridiculous they are, and severly misrepresenting the moral of the story.

[@BuckFudweiser]

@@JustinKindle you ask too many questions. @Steven He is a man of mystery.

[@Zekrotan]

Skit idea: Steven's dad is being wholesome and seems genuinely proud of Steven but it's April Fools and he's just doing it because he knows it will mess with Steven

[@jinhit0604]

Max emotional damage

[@yomamamama6213]

fbi pls if you're reading this please put this user on the black list

[@SpiritOfHalloween31]

THIS!

[@theeternal6890]

Wanna see it

[@TheQueensAce719]

Very effective 👌🏼

[@Melanie_M]

A horror skit where Steven becomes so perfect in everything he does, Steven's Dad takes emotional damage because he's been defining himself by his son's failure and hunt for success, ending starts on a wholesome note about how family is important and everyone having emotional damage with tense music in the background, but ends in Steven's Dad waking up in a sweat from a nightmare. Something along those lines :D

[@MG-ud2jo]

Wow ... excellent idea !

[@SupaRupa-lh6tn]

5:25 “click on the click button”

[@Lucky_art132]

Yes

[@aviation.001]

4:10 Steven's Dad would be like: "My Son's such a failure, he can't even do lip reading"

[@jeremysteinmark2845]

Steven he is the only one that can make us laugh by doing the most simple of things.

[@StevenHe]

the cgi part was probably my favourite

[@deepakrambharuth4604]

@Goofy ahh no it's not

[@Seawead1]

A asian google maps that expects you to know where to turn and when you don't turn it calls you a failure.

[@cabbage2329]

3:57 Man, are we ever going to get to see the rest of this? The visual effects are crazy! You almost can't tell they added them in post!

[@StevenHe]

yes indeed. we hired the top CGI artists and gave the year to work on it

[@Shadow-yl2tf]

@@StevenHe Ya mean the fix it in post button

[@cabbage2329]

@@fierceflammiko3650 Woah, sauerkraut is a type of cabbage? The more you know!

[@kentzy4277]

Steven gets a an adopted new sister who excel at everything and his dad teared with joy but the fun part is that she is an employee of the company "Rent a successful Asian children" and Steven's mother the one who rented her.

[@adnanhussain9906]

A skit where Steven travels back in time to accomplish EVERYTHING his dad wanted him to do leaving his dad with nothing to roast him with.

[@StevenHe]

That would be the last video of this channel

[@adnanhussain9906]

Good idea making his dad loose the will to live not because his son is awful but because his son is perfect

[@d20gamer47]

@@StevenHe non cannon to the lore

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Then Steven’s dad goes back in time, roasts Steven for it goes back to the present, smacks current Steven in the face, Then stops him from actually doing all of those things again, Then ascend to become a Time lord

[@davidellis1550]

And in the end Steven discovers that Steven is his own father. And that is why they look the same.

[@silentwater9058]

I really liked the skits. Especially the past one, where the subtitles was translating the noises instead of what the actors were saying 😂😂

[@MevinSankaranMusic]

society:- failure is not an option. steven he:- you can always be a professional failure. 👌👌

[@simond.455]

A *_successful_* professional failure with his own failure management.

[@o_s-24]

A failurologist

[@aao_music]

[noun]: An expert, most likely with a PhD, invested in the failure studies.

[@ItzDarkTrax]

4 skits and a reel of bloopers? Wooo what a great way to start the week! This instantly cured one of my depression episodes. Tysm Steven! Would love to see more!

[@StevenHe]

got it! making the next one now

[@ItzDarkTrax]

@@StevenHe :D

[@keeganstuart1372]

I still always love how your acting is so good that Steven and Steven's Dad really feel like 2 different characters, keep it up man!

[@blakena4907]

Okay, caught me by surprise at 2:23. That was absolutely wonderful, I love The Merry Go Round of Life.

[@Duckythewoodchuck]

Absolutely beautiful.

[@little.duck-小さなアヒル]

fr hes good 👍

[@thing4u312]

Do a skit where you encounter the personification of emotional damage and he's really nice and supportive

[@StevenHe]

HAAAAA that's kinda good

[@simond.455]

Emotional Damage: "Wait! There's merch with my name on it? What the Hail?"

[@silver.haze33]

okay, but is no one going to talk about how good his piano playing sounded? like damn, merry-go-round of life is already a really hard piece and he made it sound heavenly

[@ashbunny2645]

We need a full length version please???

[@cmoloney9647]

Ya, i was so pleasantly surprised. Oh, but remember he's got Asian parents, so it shouldn't be that much of a stretch. Wish I could have played like that after 10 years of piano lessons. Now my 16 year old son is teaching me new songs using the "watch-a-piano on screen play the notes and memorize." Of course he's only mastered his right hand and doesn't know the notes he's playing, but I'm still impressed. Maybe us Americans have way too low of standards. Which is better I wonder?

[@astor3593]

Most Asian parents expect their kids to make something out of their hobbies. For ex. I’ve been playing piano since I was 6, it would be kinda bad if I couldn’t play smoothly lmao. Would say it’s both a good and bad thing because parents are very supportive of helping their kids grow talent, but it can be a ton of pressure

[@blankness8]

@@cmoloney9647 There's nothing wrong with learning a different way, even if he never learns how to read notes. A lot of Asians are classically trained in piano and/or violin but most of us will never use it past high school age. Music ends up being a hobby - so I say as long you and your son are having fun, there is no "better" or "worse" :)

[@GP2Entertainment]

Skit idea: Steven's Dad and Steven go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant, and everyone who works there has a PHD or Masters, even the staff's children, and they're nine. One is even a master chef

[@StevenHe]

Wow. For some reason I thought that was completely realistic

[@nageng3019]

'Steven got as much talent as a celery' is a very good simile and probably gonna get A+ in next term of English

[@OldSchoolLife]

Can we appreciate Steven's Asian piano skills? I'd love to hear more.

[@Zak-tk8wv]

Yes

[@hafuwida]

Merry Go Round

[@emoryq9635]

@@hafuwida Howl's Moving Castle is amazing

[@Lowy7]

Skit idea: Steven goes back in time and sees his dad. He finds out his dad was a *HUGE FAILURE* when he was younger but he then sympathizes and understand why his dad wants him to be successful

[@chivonfortney1656]

Love this Idea!!!!!

[@chivonfortney1656]

Steven He please do this idea!! 💡

[@liebefriedenworldwide8780]

This could be a full movie.. XD

[@bnuhfyrwise6537]

And then after subtitles plot twist where father timetraveled before Steven and make younger himself to pretend to be a failure, while really running business with one leg and fighting lions with another

[@luciferone99sixign]

Grandfather has a company called Hongkong Hotdogs.

[@Fall_Craft6627]

0:19 "Can I have a discount?" That caught me off guard ngl.

[@bigtuna6]

that volume thing is such a pain, they're almost whispering in a show, so you turn up the volume, and then action starts and your wife yells at you to turn it down, and I CAN'T HONEY I CAN'T HEAR THEM TALK

[@high_lady0fthedesk]

Imagine if he does a skit where Steven is at a family reunion and it's all his aunties, uncles, grandparents, etc. It would be like an army of Steven's dad 😂

[@aao_music]

He kinda did, in the music lessons failure management video

[@SkiWi6]

Fr that should be the next skit, and whole bunch of Asian stevens saying weird funny Asian stuff

[@kevenranger9258]

@@SkiWi6 I agree with this.

[@MizuHime07]

Oh man the dialogue being drowned out by action is so painful…I LOVE IT! This is just like when the characters talk so low you can’t even understand what they are saying

[@cal8994]

Then you have to raise the volume because the subtitles are either ahead or behind the actual dialogue which is horribly distracting only to immediately met with a sudden, deafening music score. Not to mention when you turn it back down only to have the characters begin talking just as quietly again.

[@joellechan]

when Steven uploads, it instantly makes my day a lot better.

[@StevenHe]

Joelle! thank you! that's so kind of you

[@chaoticglitched]

agreed

[@Goofyhighman]

Skit where the dad walks down China town and everything is off brand

[@adrencar3451]

Man I feel that pain with the last part. Always hated it how you can never hear what there saying in a movie so you turn it up so loud that when the action finally starts its like the whole room is shaking and your in a war zone.

[@Flameburstbricks]

I officially hire Steven He as my therapist

[@StevenHe]

yes sir.

[@necromice_cream]

jealousy

[@Beardless-Soul]

Expecting a paycheck soon, 20 thousand dollar

[@Green.heron24]

Yes, skit where Steven goes to a therapist for failure management and it's his uncle.

[@GeneDarrTV]

This needs to become a series for sure, this was brilliant!

[@jennifercameron7257]

I love that piece from "spirited away" you played it beautifully 😊 love your videos

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

The kidnap scenario makes me think Asians would be the absolute BEST at being a negotiator. They'll always win the conversation somehow or someway through beration.

[@StevenHe]

that has been my experience so far.

[@arn0000]

@Goofy ahh stop spaming your links everywhere, thats kinda sus pal

[@Shadowywadowyy]

Yeah

[@YoloSoul]

0:50 "why would i want him back" i was expecting the parent to say "exactly!"

[@EtherD86]

The movie effects and/or music drowning on what characters are saying is so on point and got me full ugly belly laughing at 1000% power.

[@judgeguilty]

Steven's Dad as Ster Trek's Hikaru Sulu spreading intergalactic planetary emotional damage.

[@farosso_448]

I would really want you to make another one of these.The ideas are completely random and you still manage to make a masterpiece

[@hoquangminh8030]

This man never failed to make me laugh

[@StevenHe]

Thank you mate

[@BlueDonutKitty]

@dontbesurprised. What the fricken heck is dat

[@lucbloom]

@@BlueDonutKitty report, but never mention please ❤️ it will only up their relevance.

[@hoquangminh8030]

@@StevenHe no i gotta thank you For making me happy every day

[@BlueDonutKitty]

@@lucbloom ah- ok thx for telling me xp

[@SalemArc]

Just proving once again that every Asian kid is a prodigy. Thanks, Steven! 👍

[@DRKS1DER]

"I'm not a human... I'm a failure." would hit different 💀

[@PurfectChef]

I hate it when subtitles do that for shows like *Explosion* or *Raindrops* but thank you Steven for the laughs 😂❤

[@StevenHe]

yeah like I need to see *Explosion when the screen shows an explosions

[@Kr.m.h.]

I freakin rage each time someone starts speaking a foreign/made up language and I turn on the subtitles, only for it to say [foreign language]...like I guess I'll never know then, lol.

[@near5148]

@@Kr.m.h. character on a show: starts speaking spainish

[@solomongadeloff3872]

5:23 "Click on the click button"

[@FernLake]

Click button is high

[@shadowdoomrobotnik]

4:27 this is why I need subtitles in my life 💀🥲 Ngl those lasers were pretty well edited XD

[@lokakiu8285]

the Minecraft one had me rolling 😂 ‘nap SMP’ ‘making bench’ ‘Finisher Bird’!!!

[@SavageDarknessGames]

I got a suggested video: Steven explaining to asian dad what bollywood films are after catching Steven watching one, and asian dad's reaction to the info. Keep up the awesome work Steven, you keep us entertained!

[@sceatssketches]

"Can I have a discount?" Priceless🤣 Here's a skit idea, "Asians at the Drive Thru"

[@lapizite7879]

Hey Steven! Good job on these skits! I have a few ideas of my own "Asian Dad surving a zombie apocalypse" "Someone who uses off-brand items discovering on-brand items for the first time" "Asian Dad talking to a clone of himself" I hope you see these and do one of these skit suggestions! Have a nice day :)

[@StevenHe]

the off brand guy seeing real stuff is a brilliant idea

[@mr_indie_fan]

Ayo these are actually good ideas-!

[@chaotic7cam]

These are all good ngl.

[@stellahsp]

When your dad says you're a failure, but 20 years later, you call your dad ans tells him he's a failure

[@robz6306]

I love the fact that you picked Howl’s moving castle for the piano. Honestly a duck is close enough to a cobra chicken I think it’s a valid nightmare.

[@CantStayAway]

I love how you made the idea about the duck actually work, that was hilarious XD And that one about using subtitles in scenes where the action is too loud is so friggin' relatable for me. If I'm on a KZbin video, I use CC, but for some reason I can't get it to work on my TV, so if I can't hear a line in a TV show or movie, I usually just have to rewind it and play it like ten times....

[@Gardelain]

Steven's dad talking about his son's life insurance seems like it'd be prime roast material.

[@syedabegum3311]

A robber comes and Steven dad try’s to make him doctor

[@RaeneTheFaerie]

1:41 I was waiting for him to say 'No returns.' LOL

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

I love that he actually included what he was saying during the action scene, we need more of this please, only you can turn our dumb succinct ideas into comedy gold

[@high_lady0fthedesk]

Where Steven is a bunch of different characters at once and it's absolute chaos-

[@StevenHe]

just the way I like it

[@high_lady0fthedesk]

Oh, or if Steven is cosplaying a character like Harry Potter or someone idk and Stevens dad walks in and starts insulting him just the way that character's dad would 😆 ✨ Chaos ✨

[@high_lady0fthedesk]

Or if Steven is a part time package delivery guy and has to deliver something to his own house...

[@sanjaynataraj2009]

@@high_lady0fthedesk (Steven He dad voice) "Whaaaaaaat daaaaa hail?! You trying to dress up as the Harry Potter? Harry Potter kill the Voldemort. You can't even kill a MOsQuiTO!"

[@LaVieDeReine86]

Omg I´m so dense. When it said drowned out by action. I literally thought it was characters delivering lines and the director constantly saying "action" and interrupting.

[@katerynazven1821]

Your skits are always the perfect boost I need for the day, you're hilarious and I'm always so invested. While he take the deal?? Will he spin it and the kidnappers charge him?? Who knooowwwss

[@StevenHe]

Thank you Kateryna! I had so much fun making this, would love to make more ideas from you

[@aleksaaritonovic7451]

3:45 "IS THAT A SNIPER RIFLE"!?

[@Goated_MrWest]

Happy to see Steven is doing more things for the community

[@farahrr8089]

with my parents thered be an additional "shell eat all your food too so that will cost extra"

[@kyrajuliabarr533]

Your Asian parents find out you got all A+’s on your report card for the first time ever and they think you faked it. I love your skits!

[@RAW_Reality]

Potential Skit Ideas: 1. What the world would be like if Social Media comments actually happened IRL. (Twitter, Instagram, etc.) 2.) Imagine what life would be like if we all enacted communication instead of just verbalizing it. (This would be akin to everyone "talking" via emoji/Fortnite dances/Dave Coulier 'language'/Charades/etc.) 3.) What would an Asian's visit to a phycologist/therapist's office be like, featuring guest appearances by said Asian's parents *and* prodigy sibling/cousin.

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

Always love how much genuine joy Steven has for these!

[@mr.anderson5806]

I know right 😂😂😂

[@cosmo5748]

Create a skit where a father reminisces about his past and comparing himself to his son, emphasizing how challenging and different life was back in his day. He explains the difficulties he faced, making the hardship and struggle sound really difficult and hard. However, as he recounts his experiences, the reality unfolds in a comedic contrast, revealing that the actual events were surprisingly straightforward and simple. The way it shows it contrasted to the way he says it with dramatic storytelling and the ease of what actually occurred creates a humorous effect. Ps. I friggen love your channel, you are so funny and awesome.

[@me8551]

I firmly believe steven can turn any skit idea into a good skit idea

[@TheCrazierDiamondz]

2:52 well, thank you for choosing mine Steven He and have a wonderful day everyone

[@StevenHe]

BRO!!!! thanks for sharing the idea. Let's do it again

[@TheCrazierDiamondz]

@@StevenHe *let's do it again, let's do it again let's do it again: repeats again and again* You want more, I GIVE YOU MORE: CONTENT IDEA COMBO ATTACK STORM: "Steven He's father vs any overly rich man like Elon Musk", "Steven He vs Mr BEAST", "Chinese knock offs of KZbinrs like say DanTDM had a knock off called BobIBW or Mr beast meet Mrs prey", "now we need a an Asian mother dealing with failure daughter.", "American Asian dad vs Asian dad vs American dad vs some random man that's just there.", "Obama fried chicken, that's all their is to it.", "Steven He vs copyright law." "Steven He's dad playing horror game on Asian difficulty, (PS I would l love to hear him say 'why are there games scarier then MINECRAFT." to me that is just something I feel like he would say.)", "Steven He vs California and/or Ohio", "Steven He's dad tries to speed run a game, now that would be something to see." Then after reading all that you go out of the screen of your computer after reading this comment and your father's is standing their seeing all these so random idea and he stats, "Why are you reading some random nobodies comment son, with no creativity, I can come up with something better then Steven He vs Mr. BEAST, who even is this MR BEAST. " And at some point he throws his slipper at the screen and this comment gets thrown into the sun along side your computer. (PS sorry about the computer.) I hope you like this nonsense spam of ideas.

[@officialViperr]

​@@TheCrazierDiamondz jesus

[@ParodyLike]

I enjoy these so much 😍😍

[@aaravsingh9074]

me too!!

[@Spark-Plug_dadeugenebergeman9]

The one where they suggested one where the background is so loud that you can't hear the actors: THEY DO THAT ALREADY WITH *EVERY* *SINGLE* MOVIE!!!!!!!!

[@rajusaha9430]

As a kidnapper, i can confirm this is true, That asian parent still haunts me in my dreams☠️

[@ibrahimdalupang]

"hello 911-"

[@Alinda1308]

Failure! If you were a good kidnapper Asians wouldn't scare you!

[@near5148]

@@ibrahimdalupang hello 911? what's your emergency

[@montskeeto]

*CALLS FBI*

[@ibrahimdalupang]

@@near5148 sir there's a kidnapper right here

[@TheRedGameboy]

That "OOOH- ..DAILY starbucks!?" made me slap my knee laughing. Steven, you got solid jokes. The messed up subtitles had me slumped to the side laughing. My skit idea is teen-Steven getting driving lessons from his dad (just constant criticism and jokes). May have to shoot from two angles. Parallel parking is going to be interesting.

[@currentlyquacking]

Loved this! Great way to get the community involved too👍🏻

[@shri1881]

Skit idea: Steven and his dad go to a restaraunt together but steven drives, getting emotional damage from his dad along the way. At the restaraunt, they order Beijing corn. The waiter is uncle roger (dad of steven's brother) and uncle roger tells them that timmy owns the restaraunt and he hired gordon ramsay. Hope you like this or take some of my ideas! Love your vids, so funny!!!!

[@tuvelat7302]

The kidnapping victim with the credit card is fantastic. Maybe Steven and his father have accidentally hit upon a new family business.

[@shreyashsurse4697]

I just liked the fact that his dad never changes clothes A pure asian symbol

[@StevenHe]

nothing can over take the pink sweater

[@jslferrell]

That he got on discount. After he used a coupon.

[@pure_RAGE]

@@jslferrell that he also bargained 90% off for

[@gazishafin7175]

the first skit was pure comedy 😂 hope you will continue the series .

[@smilememan445]

All the comments in video 0:03 The Boat - 'Why Asians don't get kidnapped' 1:57 OverStrive - A dream where a duck bonks you with a stick if you play the piano wrong 2:52 The Crazier Diamondz - Gaming Sketches: One about character creation and how weird the can get. I love to see what you could do with that. Or maybe about Chinese game knock offs of like team fortress two or Minecraft. 3:48 Elrik Stronginthearm - I actually like your movie-set-sketches the most, sadly i don't know a lot about film-making, so the best i can suggest is this: When actors in movies are constantly drowned out by action so you can't understand a word they're saying Extras: 5:28 Bloopers/Ending

[@lilywater753]

Idea: Steven’s dad as therapist, reading from a pre-written script, and completing twisting the words 🤣🤣🤣

[@bretterry8356]

Dude, the subtitles showing the sound effects instead of the dialog was too real. Also, "Merry Go Round of Life" on the piano, I see you too are a man of culture.

[@StevenHe]

hehe yes sir

[@Editz1441]

@@StevenHe Hi steven great content keep it up

[@Leonlion0305]

love this series! So much more possibilities now. I wonder if there has been a skit about two kids trying to one up each other on 1. what their parents put them through (e.g. study 40 hours daily, find cure for cancer at 7) 2. how much hardship their parents went through (e.g. mine chalk for allowance money, build TV out of stone and sticks) 3. how overachieve their parents are (e.g. fought in wars, invented fire, performed 300k surgeries then turn 12)

[@williamhill9545]

Still where Steven invents interstellar travel and dad still wants him to be doctor or lawyer

[@bianca_1005]

The one with the duck was absolute genius 😂 Please, do more! If I had to suggest something... A hard-boiled, über cool movie character like a sly criminal, or a genius detective, when confronting his archnemesis his mouth (or his voice?) goes bonkers and total absurdities come out... I adore your chaotic skits like the auditions for the train announcer

[@mindbodyspirit3598]

“When everything is on brand” A reversal skit. The guy goes to a different normal store this time but all the trauma from the knockoffs has left him remembering the ripoffs over the normal names now and HE keeps asking for the ripoffs instead to the increasing confusion of the worker who tries directing him to the normal brands he thinks he’s referring to

[@cotako.]

Please do more of these,they are really entertaining. Also, R.I.P Steven He's rice cooker

[@StevenHe]

You know. Until I find another. RIP rice cooker

[@e.vcalista9442]

@@StevenHe uncle Roger is angry 🤣

[@cotako.]

@@StevenHe but that rice cooker will always be the one,can I name your dead rice cooker please.

[@nazismomsrhos]

two restraunts competeing but the ingredients get progressively worse to save money with the end being something like drilling into the ground for actual oil to save money to use for cooking.