Deaf Girls

[@jjjjackkk]

"the deaf-mute don't make as much noise cause I guess that's what being mute is" thanks stav, we're always learning something new

[@StevenSeagull]

Stavros “The Brain” Halkias

[@chrisgit4433]

maybe Stav meant that those who are mute don't make that much noise because they are aware of how terrible they sound like but what do I know when I don't have a Greek oleophobic brain

[@mrbeardydragon]

@@StevenSeagull talk about getting brain ayo

[@dolphin069]

They don’t make any noise with a gun to the head.

[@willshogren2232]

He's head fat squeezes his brain and makes it harder to think.

[@mrrootytooty5797]

Figuring out that going back to the fifties to get your arse blown out in secret in an illegal gay bar under threat of arrest is hotter and thus better than going forward in time to a gay colony on the Moon where homosexuality is the norm is the kind of insight only a deeply gay man would have.

[@NobodyzJelly]

Reading this out of context is so funny

[@KungFuFarting]

Nick is canonically 700,000 years old, yet never learned how to not be short in all that time? Curious.

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

He’s a power bottom the low center of gravity gives him more torque and ultimately an advantage

[@n-wordheelflips2648]

700k years is a lot of time for gravity to rape your spine

[@nsh1980]

He is optimized toward gayness, being taller would just make him slightly straighter, no fucking deal. I’m gay as well

[@Jonmad17]

Well people back then were shorter. Most of my homo erectus friends are under 5' tall

[@devinator102]

Gayness shrank him

[@modernman1948]

At least you can talk about her and not worry about her hearing this.

[@gemcutter187]

Closed captioning

[@alexeilindes7507]

Lmfao

[@LeoSkyro]

1:04 goddamn Nick, quick on the draw

[@jord_2wYT]

These are the best hangover videos, super funny and just a guy wing-suiting around so it doesn't spin your head too much 😂

[@kazuhiramiller7013]

that fucking ipad bit killed me

[@_Aaron_G_]

Don't let this take away from the fact that Nick is 5 foot 6 in heels

[@linusdn2777]

is that tall or short in non gay units?

[@kingt0295]

@@linusdn2777 short

[@hardlyworking_]

short kings rise up

[@Ben-bg2lp]

Mute girls > Deaf girls > fully able girls

[@mianoxide1199]

Men > Mute girls > Deaf girls > fully able girls

[@Ben-bg2lp]

@@mianoxide1199 Adam is that you? Why are you gae?

[@mianoxide1199]

@@Ben-bg2lp Oy vey, they know *Shits chair in embarrassment*

[@dillankempter5780]

Men > Down Syndrome girls that Jake Flores fucks after a show > Mute girls > Deaf girls > fully able girls

[@KidCorporate]

"The safe word is... LOL just kidding"

[@Cam-ws1mc]

“It’s the name in all capitals” why was that one so under the radar

[@HearthenRealms]

Omg I cried when he said tim cook walks out XD

[@salkdhfpoahergpoahre1534]

Adam with the sneaky great line at 8:10. Shame everyone talked over him haha

[@breakwoodhopper6739]

Sad part she'll never stumble upon these video or the podcast and reach out to him 🤣

[@wrenboy2726]

Deaf people read Closed Captioning...

[@breakwoodhopper6739]

@@wrenboy2726 yeah but the one on KZbin suck

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

@@wrenboy2726 a podcast is a terrible format to watch in closed captioning

[@wrenboy2726]

@@ChucksSEADnDEAD Lol this is true

[@abhrntcrtre]

@@wrenboy2726 at that point youre just reading an hour long gay book

[@killmachine8216]

Lmao he really said “it’s the name in all capital letters”

[@paulmartin3697]

I though for a second, this guy is ruining his chances with the deaf girl then realized I'm gay

[@powderburns7401]

Notice how nick calls her marianne in his example of her bringing some loud boy home. Reference to the deaf girl who was on the bangbus by the same name.

[@ravenkliff]

I'm gonna have to call this coomer projection tbh

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

@@ravenkliff sad,true

[@jjjjackkk]

damn i had to look it up and that scene dropped in 2010... how the fuck dyou remember that shit? also i'm definitely gonna watch it so thank you for your gay service

[@frankieadler7188]

get a girlfriend

[@nickc3856]

@@frankieadler7188 gross. what are you, straight?

[@colinhall5338]

Nick could’ve just said there was a fat limit on the time machine

[@pacmanzz]

i used to hook up with a deaf girl in college, biggest freak i knew

[@adamvlassis4090]

I went to rit which has one of the biggest deaf schools in the country and I also learned sign to get turned down in sign.

[@brightfalls6788]

Didn’t know they were friends with Rami Malek.

[@bryanbrashears2717]

This video is mesmerizing.

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

There was a super hot deaf redhead who went to my highschool. Unfortunately, she seemed to mostly hang out in the special ed room with the spergs so I didn’t see her often.

[@haydenemrah]

Half Chinese, something about the eyes...

[@jamesmorrison2595]

Thousand island stare…

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

There are no recommended videos after this lmfao

[@sunnohh]

She’s waving her hand at me and I’m like bitch you know

[@Tom-it6gi]

How he had to apologise to the deaf lady, with her ipad, lol.

[@wristocrat]

"its the name in all capital letters"

[@willshogren2232]

Her name was Bert Chintas.

[@MTGMitch]

who is the other comedian on with them in the first clip? the guy who banged the deaf girl

[@dannymclaughlin]

Mr Seagull, first off, thank you for putting all these videos up for us to enjoy. Secondly, what’s the song at the end of each video?

[@raoulsghouls]

I've been wondering this too. At least for this video the best I can figure is that it's an acoustic cover of Kiss from a Rose by Seal. Try listening to the two side by side. Judging by the production quality it sounds like something the channel owner might have created himself.

[@GrugBonkers]

"I hooked up with a homeless girl too" witten reference?

[@dustin5181]

4:38 maybe your thinking of Doofy from scary movie 1?

[@jkol323]

I think it's a gachi sound clip too

[@ObligatoryPun]

9:30 classic riffage

[@markparkinson6947]

I just arrived here because of the great channel name. 👍

[@dougtond1380]

Hell yeah, dude.

[@RRRRobbbb]

God, I despise this game's physics.

[@ravenkliff]

Just pretend it's a dream and it starts making sense

[@wrenboy2726]

The parachute was a stretch, but this... this is just retarded. The character animations don’t match up with the movement.

[@zlanj3693]

lol yeah I get the appeal as a cool game to show off your PC specs and see how many frames you can get, but anyone who tells me just cause 3 is a game they like i dont trust that mf

[@JakeRanney]

wtf this game is so fun though

[@tomisaacson2762]

Gravity just makes things more boring tho

[@thedumbdog1964]

Very informative actually

[@justinellison1215]

Yo when did they get Justin Long on the podcast?

[@rjmoney9]

Who was the guest in the first clip? He was hilarious

[@DanThibodeau1]

Brendon Eyre I think

[@willshogren2232]

I have a crush on a deaf girl but she lives in Canada.

[@roberthorry621]

I'm a gay deaf dude

[@roberthorry621]

@TheRuffington hell yeah bro

[@roberthorry621]

@TheRuffington I'm literally gay

[@KidCorporate]

So you didn't hear him coming?

[@1nvderZim]

DC stands for Deaf Capitol, obviously

[@rentsen13]

What is this game?

[@seth1450]

Just cause four

[@JakeRanney]

@@seth1450 3

[@trigger0403]

Whoever the other guy is swap him with Adam...might as well

[@das_it_mane]

Yeah who is the other guy?

[@trigger0403]

@@das_it_mane my mate brodie

[@reginaldcaine6161]

Stav picked my birthday

[@duncanurquhart5278]

11:31 average discussion about primer

[@danielpugh2660]

I’m here for the Just Cause 3 gameplay

[@commiefornian7496]

There's some deaf people who went deaf later on in life so growing up we knew a kid that was going deaf when he was like four five and when I was in like Middle School I think it was like probably like 3rd 3rd grade or something like that he got up and started cursing the teacher out just by like screaming like b**** but it sounded super weird but he kept saying it

[@guardianblackdog8303]

This was a good guest, anyone know who it is?

[@StevenSeagull]

Brendan Eyre

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

Is that aaron berg?

[@nicholaskrivda5321]

Brendan Eyre

[@KennyPagley]

My mother has a deaf and her grammar is awful

[@kazuhiramiller7013]

nick on fucking fire

[@_Yep_Yep_]

Not even sure how you would pick up a deaf girl. Hand signals i guess?

[@troyounce3295]

The problem was she was half black lol

[@CrackinJacks138]

Wtf is this game? Spider man but in a wing suit?

[@StevenSeagull]

Pretty much. It’s called Just Cause 3

[@dolphin069]

Not gay Spider-Man.

[@shown2grow737]

I’m dead dood

[@DadaistTheater]

I was conceived at Gallaudet and went on to be gay

[@Tripplebeem]

God, the whole Stav bit about having “f*,£d” any female mentioned by Nick was so unfunny. What a hack Stav is.

[@xXThomas89999Xx]

How the fuck did he not hit the ground lol

[@birddoug8297]

Reupload

[@tonicmix]

I really think Stav makes everything worse.

[@tidigimon]

Imagine not being Stavpilled

[@tomisaacson2762]

Stav > Adam > Nick

[@corbitron1]

Nick is probably confusing the “put your fingers in my bum” bit with the episode of family guy where opie is made his superior and he tells him to put his fingers in his mouth.