Stav - the most buoyant of the crew - yearns for a life underwater
@alistairpage-mcgill27233 жыл бұрын
hell yeah buoy
@SamaelVR3 жыл бұрын
Fatlantis
@cinemacynic9803 жыл бұрын
Adam has bird bones though.
@dolphin0693 жыл бұрын
A loaf fatquatic.
@mememan90613 жыл бұрын
poetic
@DoctorCyan3 жыл бұрын
A lot of Nick's personality is explained by knowing his favorite preschool daycare activity was destroying the computer monitors with magnets
@johnstamos59483 жыл бұрын
Thanks stav
@SHACOBES1233 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude. I'm gay.
@Seallypoops3 жыл бұрын
not like the story of who told him how to do that just the inherent knowledge Nick had
@kai0t333 жыл бұрын
And blaming it on the handicapped kids
@connoremerson4233 жыл бұрын
Ah fuck I'm autistic
@Michaelroni-n-cheese2 жыл бұрын
The "Shut up" at 52:15 is one of the greatest of the entire show.
@123MDBrown2 жыл бұрын
The way he said it so purposefully made me feel like the first time I saw my parents get into an argument
@silversaint2192 жыл бұрын
SHARP "Shut up"
@judgejudyandexecutioner.52232 жыл бұрын
Brutal. Absolutely brutal.
@silversaint2192 жыл бұрын
@@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 .Yes
@ZeranZeran2 жыл бұрын
Not the first time the bug has been zapped SHSH! NOT RIGHT NOW EDIM. I'M WATCHING OUR NEIGHBOR WORK OUT. LOOK AT HIS MUSCLES, SON. THAT'S A _REAL_ MAN.
@daveintheAM3 жыл бұрын
There is something both heartwarming and sad about Stavs want for an underwater life that he can never acheive
@pterojacktylus24753 жыл бұрын
Not true, as he is clearly a real life Ursula from the little mermaid.
@elaikehler60303 жыл бұрын
mostly just gay
@acid_83 жыл бұрын
Stav should stay out of the Agean Sea. With his fat health situation and being inoculated with an experimental bio-agent, he might very well sink to the bottom.
@natedigger56783 жыл бұрын
He just wants to be with his own whale people
@noahtaylor85893 жыл бұрын
We all live in a jello submarine
@neuralroberts62763 жыл бұрын
The arc of this compilation is poetic
@blokmotion Жыл бұрын
yeah, there was real artistry in stealing and compiling podcast episodes from the cum show
@Saved_Sinner00853 жыл бұрын
"I wish we lived in those tunnels from Discovery Zone but we could bring guns" You basically just described the plot of Metro 2033
@Saved_Sinner00853 жыл бұрын
Nick was supposed to be born in a post-apocolyptic underground Russian train system.
@richardhunter34413 жыл бұрын
@@Saved_Sinner0085 Under rail
@Yousadclownofaman2 жыл бұрын
Nikolai Mullensky
@ZeranZeran2 жыл бұрын
@@Saved_Sinner0085 I'm writing a book about this, and it's going to be incredibly gay, and a best seller. thank you.
@grayson09162 жыл бұрын
@@ZeranZeran I would love to give that a read while having consensual straight sex with another man
@fhqwgads50002 жыл бұрын
Stav serenly rotating underwater like a manatee is the funniest thing I've imagined in years
@jollimaiahtacksworth3 ай бұрын
Reigning over his underwater kingdom with his benevolent, yet firm hand
@el.blanco5522 жыл бұрын
The way Stav got real angry at them for saying he's never going to get his life control and die. That's real friendship right there
@trolltothebank2 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is Steve, some gay guy?
@rulfus72 жыл бұрын
That one hurt
@TheseColoursDontRun2 жыл бұрын
This bit killed the show
@el.blanco5522 жыл бұрын
Hold on did they mention this ep? I don't even know exactly why they separated.
@GamingMashed2 жыл бұрын
@@el.blanco552 that episode was like ages ago
@Arthur-ek7nd3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that Adam broke up with Dasha to commit himself fully to being Gay
@guardianblackdog83033 жыл бұрын
I’m gay
@gladiatorgrit3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I guess it
@bflavasonthetrack2 жыл бұрын
Just a dash a gay
@macicoinc9363 Жыл бұрын
good for him
@BananaPhoPhilly Жыл бұрын
Thank you for capitalizing the G
@callumbrowne20813 жыл бұрын
Conversations got sadder and sadder
@StevenSeagull3 жыл бұрын
That was the idea
@tylerphillips5033 жыл бұрын
Well I guess this is growing up
@FranzVonGaart3 жыл бұрын
The part where Nick just berates stav and tells him he'll never get his weight under control was honestly painful to hear
@sh0gun___3 жыл бұрын
@@FranzVonGaart He's not berating him, he's right. The only way you can get through to a person who's as delusional about their body as Stav is to tell them the morbid truth: if you don't make major changes to your lifestyle, you are going to die. How many "diets" has Stav started and stopped since the show began? Has he ever lost a visible amount of weight? And of course Stav immediately goes fully defensive in response. It's like he thinks ignoring it is just going to make it go away.
@wubanga101543 жыл бұрын
@@FranzVonGaart When he told Adam very succinctly to shut up, man did that bring back memories of my dad :|
@ttmp22 Жыл бұрын
The fear in Adam’s voice when he says “you mean this episode is over?”
@حناالسكران-ب1ش11 ай бұрын
Real
@deek01464 ай бұрын
He was imagining the shekels drying up.
@dannycannon79694 ай бұрын
Or the silence from him after Nick tells him to shut up
@jiger23963 жыл бұрын
Surprised no one called out Stav for calling a restaurant playground an "obstacle course"
@Puggy420692 жыл бұрын
Too much exercise for the plump man.
@finished62672 жыл бұрын
To the morbidly obese, the playground, however rudimentary; is an obstacle course.
@jerkop90172 жыл бұрын
Also calling for the tunnels to be wider
@thekyleprojekt7996 Жыл бұрын
@@finished6267 I read this while hitting a blunt and almost dropped it. Thanks for the laugh
@mrscruffles80111 ай бұрын
I like how Stav gets mad at Nick for saying he's gonna die, and in the very next clip Stav says he's gonna die early.
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@obamabiden2 жыл бұрын
i was expecting just a compilation of bits about childhood but didn't expect a coming of age movie
@Yogurtcups3 жыл бұрын
Starts with talking about toddler memories and ends with thinking about death. Splendid
@jokebox13322 жыл бұрын
stav and nick arguing feels like watching 2 of your homies have an argument while youre just sitting on the couch.
@alexclark49682 жыл бұрын
Genius Analysis
@DBRX52 жыл бұрын
@@alexclark4968 right? this guy's the next Socrates
@carrops2 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much what adam does every episode
@tinman962 жыл бұрын
This is the type of analogy you can only come up with while going through heroin withdrawals
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
for real dude. _100%_ accurate
@DASding1483 жыл бұрын
This is more crushing than a ten ton boulder
@911ruinedbrendanfraserscar53 жыл бұрын
Nick's specific aversion to the notion of repressed memories is frankly bizarre
@gorliagirp72743 жыл бұрын
and slightly concerning
@1qaz7223 жыл бұрын
I mean, in a fugue state he admitted to being molested by a down syndrome guy when he was a kid so..
@Quincy_Faulvius3 жыл бұрын
The bit is hypercontextualized to his style of comedy; that nicks perturbed infatuation with degeneracy and evil is the result of his repressed recollections of being molested and tortured by a gay Chinese Jewish trans woman. Not just going as far to repress a memory, but the very idea that he could’ve repressed it in the first place because he’s so emotionally stunted He also might just think it’s funny to deny the existence of repressed memories because it alludes to the nature of repression. Like saying that you’re such an advocate of Hegelian dialectics that you stand in staunch opposition to such a ridiculous notion.
@gregsmith16413 жыл бұрын
@@Quincy_Faulvius you genuinely triggered me when you used the example of Hegilian Dialectic. Way to write a relatable simile!
@Quincy_Faulvius3 жыл бұрын
@@gregsmith1641 I triggered myself when I couldn’t decide whether to kill myself or holistically dedicate my life to pseudo-intellectual academia. So far the conflict has resolved itself in a depressingly milquetoast existence on the fringes of society o7
@legzdiamond23563 жыл бұрын
I love that Stav makes it real, immediately talks about how he wants the honest part off the pod, but we’re actually hearing it and it’s because Nick left it on, which was exactly the type of evil, malicious shit Stav was bleating about to begin with. It’s like an ouroboros of emotional content.
@billballinger56223 жыл бұрын
Which oart
@slothschewgum3 жыл бұрын
@@billballinger5622 end of the part from episode 32
@legzdiamond23563 жыл бұрын
@@billballinger5622 Starting around 50 mins.
@billballinger56223 жыл бұрын
@@legzdiamond2356 thx
@RedLexLuthur3 жыл бұрын
Stav seething because he got a reality check.
@FumblsTheSniper3 жыл бұрын
Nick describes a fight between two 7-year olds the way two 7-year olds would describe a fight between two 7-year olds.
@mrscruffles8016 ай бұрын
Gay inception
@killerqueen41105 ай бұрын
I have listened to this video in it’s entirety several times over the past 2 years.
@ZacharyWhittall3 жыл бұрын
my poor man stav, most wholesome dude, hell yeah dude
@trendkill18912 жыл бұрын
When you realize growing up is just him realizing he has to actually be nice to Adam to keep a flow of income
@thomasleblanc13056 ай бұрын
Que blink 182,…… dammmit! Well I guess this is growing up 🤷♂️
@47jakobi2 жыл бұрын
You know, Stav's laugh makes a lot of sense knowing that he dreams of living underwater
@user-tk1lf5hi6f5 ай бұрын
oh, so he's practicing sounding like dolphin with that laugh. Now i get it.
@tds70783 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember that clip where Nick says-“It’s so funny when people are surprised about life, they’re always like-‘I worked so hard but I’m not successful.” Or something?
@samnelson72653 жыл бұрын
Yea the homework brain bit?
@tds70783 жыл бұрын
@@samnelson7265 idk, you got a link?
@joewicks6233 жыл бұрын
He says something like that about the "who are these podcasts" review episode
@tds70783 жыл бұрын
@@joewicks623 hell yea
@Choooooooch3 жыл бұрын
219 - heavy brain
@user_jack Жыл бұрын
I like when Nick turned the podcast into his personal gay therapy session
@caseytatum58373 жыл бұрын
Do we have a compilation of "nick's psyche" yet?
@ronaldofinkmullen64303 жыл бұрын
Yeah, just look up "the beautiful mind of Nick Mullen"
@dom-ru5cc3 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldofinkmullen6430 I still can’t believe Nick faked your death for the life insurance payout
@Garrett12403 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldofinkmullen6430 I thought you went to the great laundry basket in the sky?
@ronaldofinkmullen64303 жыл бұрын
@@Garrett1240 I can communicate through technology like poltergeist
@soraroxas603 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldofinkmullen6430 do you have a link? didn't come up. also, wasn't there one called nick's psyche?
@burroughs334 Жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at the “… then you take a right turn and you’re in a Home Depot” line abouy the craftsman section at sears. Vivid memories of this odd sears reality.
@S0m35uy2 жыл бұрын
Stav’s departure was foreshadowed so many years ago.
@roddydykes70536 ай бұрын
Big fucking whoop lol I’d listen to Nick rant on his own. What does Stav contribute? Just that shrill annoying laugh that lasts twice as long as it should
@Jesse3beards3 жыл бұрын
Listening to Nick and Stav argue like that breaks my heart
@DoubleXPWeekend3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the better compilations I've seen on youtube. Great clip selection man.
@linusdn27772 жыл бұрын
Stav saying "At least we're doing SOMETHING" is hilarious
@RandomPostsOnTheWeb Жыл бұрын
Literally me screaming into the void
@TopLob3 жыл бұрын
25:04 cracked me up. Stav: "Did your mom fuck?" Guest: "... yeah." Stav: "Nice, dude." Fucking Stav, man.
@tovsteh3 ай бұрын
Stav is the thirstiest man, but his problem is that he will always have the most politically correct opinions on politics because he thinks it will get him laid more, as it is with most politically correct people (when it comes to politics).
@deepfriedicecream5763 жыл бұрын
I just recently found these guys and they’re so fucking funny. They’re filling the huge void sleepy cast left me with. With a name like cum town, I know I was home
@Dennis_The_Peasant3 жыл бұрын
Congrats, you are now gay and also chinese
@UnderscoreCubed3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on becoming gay! -a gay man
@gleetR3 жыл бұрын
it is quite comforting to have another haven. oneyplays is still great but this is a different thing
@BadVoodo03 жыл бұрын
Same, its weird how many oneyplays / sleepycabin fans are also cumtown fans when theyre 2 different podcast, i Couldnt imagine for the life of me imagine how banter between Zack and Nick banter would look.
@nis5e2 жыл бұрын
Having Zack and Nick spit-roast Adam and Niall together would be an erotic display i'd pay thousands to watch
@JoeMama-hf4xh2 жыл бұрын
Nick: expresses the possibility he has repressed memories Stav: ack ack ack ack ack ack
@mrscruffles8016 ай бұрын
Nick: Expresses the possibility that Stav might die early from obesity Stav: 😭
@duncanurquhart52783 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I forget that Nick is the antagonist in a preachy made for TV movie.
@krishanmadan49482 жыл бұрын
one of the best comments. He's the opposite of saccharine and sensitivity. He cultivates a devil-may-care personality that does empathize with anyone or show concern for their feelings Underneath it all is honestly someone who faceshumanity for what it is and empathizes with people for who they are instead of conform to virtue signaling pieties
@Jelly1337 Жыл бұрын
@@krishanmadan4948 This is the gayest shit i've ever read lmfao
@krishanmadan4948 Жыл бұрын
@@Jelly1337 well what do you expect i listen to cumtown
@Jelly1337 Жыл бұрын
@@krishanmadan4948 very fair
@1Seanmb Жыл бұрын
@@krishanmadan4948 That sure is a lot of words to just say "Nick is an emotionally retarded autistic."
@ThomasVanHoesenDeadpooliscool3 жыл бұрын
The fact that I never considered beating the shit out of people and getting away with it in the tubes like that as a child really pisses me off, I wish I could still do that.
@neonfroot2 жыл бұрын
That's not cool.
@zachinthehat12 жыл бұрын
You would have been the one getting beat
@DiabandoBastardo Жыл бұрын
It's SO fucking cool. fuck pacifism. @@neonfroot
@saikgamingproductions4 ай бұрын
weird ass kid
@oooooooooooooook86922 жыл бұрын
"The Vietcong had mad tubes" is extremely underrated
@morgandavies7083 Жыл бұрын
What they talk about at around 45:00 is described in George Leonards book Mastery, - in it he explains that when working on a skill there isn't a linear graph of constant improvement, you have short bursts of rapid improvement followed by plateau's of stagnation. The classic trope of the person who tries load of things, gets all the gear but never sticks with it comes from people who get to that first plateau after the initial spurt of improvement but then becomes board with the plateau and moves on. Part of mastering anything is becoming comfortable with the plateau whilst also not just going through the motions.
@Vanity0666 Жыл бұрын
This is super common advice from people who are trained pianists especially, and is a known effect to most people who stick with the instrument for long enough because of how pronounced and noticeable it is. You will go to bed, have some fucked up dreams, and wake up knowing some new shit about your instrument because you somehow managed to trigger an epiphany. There's no curve, just an endless series of "Aha!" Moments that get further and further apart
@victorkreig60894 ай бұрын
@@Vanity0666as a Sax player I can relate
@ElFeugo Жыл бұрын
When like 17 minutes in and they start trashing Adams mom and he has a real moment of hesitation I always feel real bad. He was probably already aware of her diagnosis and sounded like he might not have been prepared for them to bring her up.
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ10 ай бұрын
What happened?
@MorphingMandrel9 ай бұрын
@@WATCHMYCLIPSZ His mom got cancer and died not long after
@victorkreig60894 ай бұрын
Yeah but he powered through, good catharsis that he needed
@evanphillips1633 жыл бұрын
stavros just fantasizing about the city in bioshock lmao
@DaddyT212 жыл бұрын
@@JearBear94 plus he could "harvest" all the little sisters he wants!
@petrifiedtoaster85723 жыл бұрын
18:27 The most beautiful synchronized "hell yeah" ever.
@brightfalls67883 жыл бұрын
Stav is “thrilled by the bottom” and “could never fully ease his tubes”.
@shyridershyridershyrider3 жыл бұрын
good listen, it feels like a richard linklater movie in audio form or something. great curatorial effort dude, big up
@BIacklce3 жыл бұрын
12 years to make
@shyridershyridershyrider3 жыл бұрын
@@BIacklce 12 Years a Gay
@blah31892 жыл бұрын
Stav using his hurt foot to scapegoat his terrible obesity ALWAYS makes me laugh - it’s such a 3rd grade power move
@chis505013 күн бұрын
whys that a power move? to me it feels more like a dude put on defense because he's being attacked on something that makes him feel insecure.
@trekkie1701e3 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the Tubes" had me rolling
@TheEnderBand2 жыл бұрын
Dude the secret wing of the school dream is so creepy, I still have those- like, finding catacombs and sublevels beneath my old school, creepy old abandoned industrial corridors and machinery, strange abbatoir-like shower stalls like something out of Jacob's Ladder. Terrifying
@knightscroftsquire-muldoon Жыл бұрын
That's interesting I've never heard of people having those kind of dreams.
@lilsleepy3332 Жыл бұрын
wow the nick depression monologue halfway through is fucking terrifyingly relatable jesus christ. like word for word wtf
@Vanity0666 Жыл бұрын
It's just real, nothing depressing about it. Just one of those things everyone has to go through eventually, some earlier than others. There's peace in coming to terms with the inevitable and accepting that it's nothing more than another stage of being.
@kevinrhea73323 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of growing up Is when I’m sick and throwing up It’s the dues you’ve got to pay For eating burgers every day
@jamesbaxter12553 ай бұрын
I like how Nick and Stav argument divided fans, like in good movie plot which people can interpreted differently
@faithlessberserker59212 жыл бұрын
Wow what an amazing collection. That was a journey man. Feel like I lived a whole life time in this video.
@ashchaya76763 жыл бұрын
50:20 I hate it when mom and dad are fighting ;_;
@michaelkhan70123 жыл бұрын
This was a great listen thank you brotha
@Johnosaka3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. The impression of Adam's dad is Nick giving his own dad an Australian accent.
@Huitzel11 ай бұрын
“I love making bongs out of trash.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@jimmalone48513 жыл бұрын
When I was about 4, I had imaginary friends that were just shapes on a carpet. But I couldn't tell anyone because I was in love with one of the shapes and wanted to marry it. That's the beginning of my Minecraft busting career.
@himehomemi56423 жыл бұрын
@unknown but would you want toarry one of them
@christopherknowles Жыл бұрын
The shut up at 52:14 is exceptionally satisfying.
@victorkreig60894 ай бұрын
Damn right, Adam is great but he enables a bit too much
@LT13 жыл бұрын
Damn I've never heard Stav upset before. Shit felt weird lol.
@MrIcenice442 жыл бұрын
People are people, there’s some nonsense you might get that way about
@0The_Farlander03 жыл бұрын
What's weird to me is the part they talked about people wanting to be young/babies/dipshits again in regards to gaming culture and while I used to think that was gone and everything, recently I got on better medication and I'm finding myself not only enjoying games more, but I'm remembering how it felt to play them in my childhood and it feels like that when I play them now. I think what happened is life just hit me repeatedly and beat the fun out of me and now that I have a better handle on my mental illness, it's coming back. I guess the point of this wall of text is that maybe people need better access to help they need, and trying too hard to hold onto whatever you lost is pointless because it'll come back to you when you're able to handle it.
@StudioScarecrow3 жыл бұрын
I know it’s gay but I needed this comment and thank you
@0The_Farlander03 жыл бұрын
@@StudioScarecrow it's not gay lmao but I'm glad my rambling helped someone
@0The_Farlander03 жыл бұрын
@The Smoking Salmon okay Dr. Moron
@RoshDroz3 жыл бұрын
People definitely need access and to consider medication at least, they changed my life massively for the better too.
@CS-pc9ni3 жыл бұрын
Is it an amphetamine?
@Sethclement963 жыл бұрын
haha i also thought wendy was pipi long stockings. i also thought that since foreman grills were from george foreman that coleman grills were from gary coleman
@RoshDroz3 жыл бұрын
If you're being serious that Gary Coleman shit is hilarious
@Sethclement963 жыл бұрын
@@RoshDroz sadly very serious
@billballinger56223 жыл бұрын
Dude you got that Gary Coleman grill from an episode of Drake and Josh
@Sethclement963 жыл бұрын
@@billballinger5622 no I didn’t. I brought it up in front of my buddy casually and he laughed in my face and that’s how I found out.
@quantrellbishop9263 Жыл бұрын
Did you think Weber Grills were made by Chris Weber?
@gloverelaxis3 жыл бұрын
Nick's accent very noticeably changes from ep 202 to ep 25. that's wild
@yujiruffhanma3095 Жыл бұрын
I love how the boys can make such dark subject matters really funny. The whole death bit at the end was great.
@jonquintana13 жыл бұрын
I have a new theory that nick was molested and that’s the reason he is a comic.
@justinw22323 жыл бұрын
Sounds solid
@Juck_The_Fews3 жыл бұрын
This is Canon but its not gonna be revealed until after his mass shooting spree.
@LordJagd3 жыл бұрын
He already admitted it but tried to downplay it and it’s barely been brought up again
@slizzeredbroskie85473 жыл бұрын
Since when was this a theory?, I thought it was common knowledge.
@StudioScarecrow3 жыл бұрын
Not a theory, well known to be true
@nathanbanks56883 жыл бұрын
This + MDMA therapy will help you break through to your emotional core.
@justinw22323 жыл бұрын
Breakcore
@ASofterDayHere3 жыл бұрын
I huff jenkem
@worickangelo70163 жыл бұрын
Do MDMA and go to Netherlands and listen to Gabber raves
@justinw22323 жыл бұрын
I snort jengkol
@experssion1233 жыл бұрын
@UCAW5eD896KFcEBDUSTePBRA imagine thinking mdma is "hard drugs" fucking moron
@SomethinBrew1n2 жыл бұрын
Lol Stav hurt his foot and he had to stop eating healthy
@djist41973 жыл бұрын
whoa this one got kind of awkward toward the end with stav
@Gonk3 жыл бұрын
lol. yeah first time it was getting real, Stav doesn't get how much Nick cares for him. If Stav wants what he wants he needs to take care of himself plain and simple
@robeywan3 жыл бұрын
For real tho, if you see yourself bouncing your grandchildren on your knee, and you're in your mid 30's - better get cracking
@brendan57043 жыл бұрын
Isn't Stav a millionair already? If so, that makes it ten times more sad.
@ashchaya76763 жыл бұрын
@@brendan5704 Chicken wings aren't cheap.
@theequalizers19833 жыл бұрын
That shit was fucking hilarious this dude nick went completely left and just violated Stav 😂😂
@BENABONZO2 жыл бұрын
"The viet cong had mad tubes" hahahahahaha
@samchoate1719 Жыл бұрын
I relate to a lot of the stuff Nick says unfortunately.
@ellie-kc4kj2 жыл бұрын
Seems like Nick has a permanent midlife crisis
@antonioreconquistadorАй бұрын
Nick is an irish man predestined to die drunk at 50 or 60 and thus adulthood is his time of troubles
@kingpinkoopa62182 жыл бұрын
51:40 "in a meadow feild with berries" even in Stavs healthy long life fansty food is there
@zakaryrichmond3962 жыл бұрын
"you could use an empty milk jug and a bathtub" is such an eye opener
@winterkingbeats41832 жыл бұрын
The chuck e cheese tunnels were wild. I saw a kid get horsekicked real bad and his mom was trying to get his older brother to fight the kid that did it.
@StevenSeagull2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude that rules
@winterkingbeats41832 жыл бұрын
@@StevenSeagull Nobody fought but rest assured I'm sure that lady went on to do great things.
@djcoinlaundry Жыл бұрын
My first time in the tubes a kid got hurt and I turned a corner into a junction and found the kid, and then his brother came into the junction and said “what did you do to him” and he chased me around and tried to get me and my mom saw a friend and was talking to her so I had to continue escaping because I didn’t know how to say I didn’t beat up his brother even tho it looked like I did and my life has basically just been me being in the wrong place at the wrong time since then and having similar problems of mistaken identity.
@John-hs4in3 жыл бұрын
49:50 "we forced all those girls to start their own podcast?" holy shit
@Musty_Moth2 жыл бұрын
the reflective tone of "I was never fully at ease, in those tubes..." fuckin sends me
@KarmaPaym3ntPlan3 жыл бұрын
Episode 32 is real as shit
@goodcatholicboyowo41213 жыл бұрын
Bro that was crazy lmao. Nicks gotta be a narcissist or something lol
@justinw22323 жыл бұрын
@@goodcatholicboyowo4121 he is defo a narcissist
@goodcatholicboyowo41213 жыл бұрын
@@justinw2232 lmao that really came out of nowhere for me, I’ve never heard him be cruel to anyone like that lol.
@avoidantbehavior3 жыл бұрын
@@TonyBustaroni seriously I think nick is an asshole but Stavros is definitely not a safe size. I read that as him caring.
@Cinerary9 ай бұрын
@@goodcatholicboyowo4121it was funny and needed. You don’t need to be a narcissist to be an asshole You zoomers and your DSM-5 LARP diagnosing
@gobblegobble8312 жыл бұрын
Was startling to hear Nick say "my friend Ahmir" in earnest with absolutely no tinge of racist irony
@Syncpowah3 жыл бұрын
Ballmer accents on tewb are killing me
@adude41073 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@maxh95793 ай бұрын
'Ayo he's listenin!'
@merces47letifer42 жыл бұрын
"People need to act like an adult" "I havent finiished any projects I've started"
@goll4m3 жыл бұрын
Nick I would absolutely disagree with you about this NOT being a product. This IS a product, this IS comedy, just like stand up comedy is a product that people pay for. Stav is right, "this is for the people"
@illuminatedjuxtaposition56103 жыл бұрын
U tell em
@1Seanmb2 жыл бұрын
I mean it is definitively a product, if it wasn't he wouldn't get paid to make it. His entire rant there is funny, but mostly in it's hypocrisy. Like he literally lives the life of "staying at home getting drunk/high and playing video games and never having to grow up." Just because he doesn't make Harry Potter jokes or watch Disney movies doesn't make him different, like the biggest difference between him and the people he makes fun of is that they're happy.
@victorkreig60894 ай бұрын
@@1SeanmbI can tell that you're one of the losers he was talking about by how personal you took it. The idea that Nick isn't happy is something the losers he talks about says to make themselves feel better. Man has a marketing job that's what comedy is these days, he's several magnitudes funnier than anyone getting millions of eyes on them right now which is proof that actually being funny doesn't mean shit, marketing and luck does. His rant is accurate you're just a soyboy who's assmad at being called out instead of owning up to it and enjoying the pod
@daves70862 жыл бұрын
I'd love to live in a world of tubes is the most Charlie Kelly thing Nick has ever said
@victorkreig60892 жыл бұрын
Being a mall Santa is a very hard job to get because there are so many damn old guys with beards who try to get it so you're competing with tons of other people who want it, and usually if a guy gets one mall they get a few others because they point to having another mall already. You make BANK doing it though, easily 40/50k a season; my old man has been trying to land one for years
@Theycallmethek32 жыл бұрын
I worked at a mall and on the way to the stock room i saw like 30 santas having a meeting
@victorkreig60894 ай бұрын
hey literally have a north pole Santa They elect one every few years Multiple guilds too, its kinda cool shit
@benjaminghazi92763 жыл бұрын
He'll yeah dude
@trumanway37633 жыл бұрын
Woah, shit got serious at the end.
@j-rocbaby2433 жыл бұрын
"You're such a hater dude"
@oliverkronborg6372 Жыл бұрын
11:10 had me howling. Felt like Stavros fingerbombing jab went unnoticed.
@mattmitche112 жыл бұрын
it makes me so sad when shit gets actually real towards the end of this
@xaviersanchez62243 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude.
@jeplarson6519 Жыл бұрын
Amazing compilation. Good shit
@rybakrybak69003 жыл бұрын
51:00 bruh this is the most awkward shit I ever heard
@victorkreig60894 ай бұрын
Have you never had arguments with your friends like this before? Bro
@Plyrrrr2 жыл бұрын
"that's actually a mini game in the new Mario party" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@moronicpancake82913 жыл бұрын
25:50 Crazy seeing adam getting some laughs
@henrysmith86032 жыл бұрын
i mean they’ve said on the show that they heavily play up the way they treat adam and that most of the time in real life they don’t do that, so or course it’s gonna bleed into the show every once in a while. adam is a funny mf if you can see through the groupthink. also im gay
@theorigionaldrew8 ай бұрын
2:00 Nick describes underrail to a T
@jvstAsYouAre2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes what you need is not for someone to tell you solutions to problems you already know the solution for. This might sound corny but it really is true, what you need is some kind of emotional support from the people who love you and care about you. Nick trying to give Stav a "Wake up call" is a really wack way to try and help him.
@victorkreig60894 ай бұрын
Except wake up calls work on people all the time, it's actually thr most common motivator for most and always has been. Your sympathy because it's him being fat is pathetic, took my old man almost dying to realize he needed to change his eating habits. Being fat is a symptom but that doesn't mean you ignore it with gayboy hand holding and understanding
@captaindsnuts9451 Жыл бұрын
I miss those tubes
@outofbody67974 ай бұрын
i honestly loved everytime nick put stav on blast. i love it. i cant stand fat peoples inability to deal with their grim reality.
@Ryan.Schutt2 ай бұрын
Nick isn’t good at putting it lightly at all. That doesn’t mean what he is saying is meant to be mean. It probably shouldn’t be talked about on the pod seeing as stav takes it VERY personally. Stav has also said he would suck a dick so 🤷🏿♂️
@MACARONIEMANIAC2 ай бұрын
@@Ryan.Schutt Nick has autism. One of the biggest symptoms is a lack of empathy. If anything, Stav is the one that's being unsupportive and rude
@Ryan.Schutt2 ай бұрын
@@MACARONIEMANIAC great point, stav is actually ableist
@ScoundrelSFB2 жыл бұрын
Dropped my phone at *"You'll be lucky if you still have a fucking knee!"*
@justinsouza45233 жыл бұрын
Hell yea dude
@falsegarden2 жыл бұрын
get up in the highest junction and just chill there like an NPC questgiver