THINGS TEACHERS SAY...

Hey you ol' flutes! Whether it's being told off for talking or being yelled at for being late - we've all heard the famous teacher phrases...
I would LOVE to hear any funny stories you've got involving teachers so get involved and comment below!
Hope you enjoy the video :)

[@StevieKnows]

Hey you ol’ flutes! Really hope you enjoyed the video. I’m looking forward to getting a McFlurry in 20 minutes and reading all your comments! Not sure which flavour to get tho 🤔

[@ethanbaker22]

Stevie Knows definitely the galaxy caramel

[@ellierose3140]

Galaxy caramel yasss 🤩👌

[@emzdotmidge]

Stevie Knows u should get crunchie or malteaser

[@abduls9289]

Get the dairy milk mcflury!!!

[@madi967]

Oreo

[@ashleyj97]

“I’m only here because I lost my house keys” 😂😂😂

[@poploxbellaeley5007]

Oliver Parker yeah... and?

[@ashleyj97]

Poplox Bella eley ???

[@graceoffin1624]

Lol

[@milliepatersonsmith]

Same 😂 jk

[@milliepatersonsmith]

Poplox Bella eley 😒 did u not see the laughing emoji ??? 🤦‍♀️

[@violetmcneill4705]

I was in French in year 7 and while my mate was translating something, the annoying kid next to her was correcting her at every opportunity. Then my friend said shut up and carried on, but our French teacher suddenly shout 'Stop! Wait a second' then proceeded to write the words for shut up in French. The best bit was when she smiled, so innocently, and said 'At least now you can insult her in French!'

[@erincrabtree1012]

OMG that has happened in my Spanish class

[@aneesaa00]

Aww I wish that happened at Spanish class lol

[@williamtheakston2499]

My school you get sent to a different class if you're naughty and there is IE or excluded and expleled

[@williamtheakston2499]

Im the same steve

[@beatstorm375]

great

[@jengevaux4498]

In high school in year 7 my tutor group made my tutor cry

[@tnlovehoperescuemonternegr8348]

omg.... was there someone called Jessie????

[@tnlovehoperescuemonternegr8348]

oh. the same thing happened to.my mum

[@hannahranderia2244]

Omg how

[@lukemoores8336]

Wow

[@jazc6469]

Wow...

[@faunesteward6886]

I love this guy 😂😎

[@whtvr5225]

Who doesn't 😂

[@elieecallacher7916]

Ik

[@Lollypop-sy4cn]

I remember the day my science teacher said to my class if u look at hair dressers sissors they have a little flick on them, and for some reason I had hair dressers sissors in my pocket and my teacher just looked at me for a moment as if questioning why i have hairdressing sissors with me... idek why

[@HarpyMortem]

Once I took this English test and I was sat next to a friend. Don't take this the wrong way just yet, I have more to say. The whole class was silent. Not even those really chatty students were talking (how??...). But then, one of the most mortifying moments of I life came. I didn't even feel it coming. I farted. It was only a small one, but it got my friend looking at me, confused. They were like, "Did you hear that?" And I was like, "No. No. Nope...😳" After that, I thought it the moment had passed, but then our neighboring table were whispering to each other. They were like, "Wot da h*ll wos that??" Welp, I somehow survived that, and I got a better score on the test then I thought I would get and was happy.😁

[@Jayhagan7]

Stevie! My story is..... I was in science class in my old school. I hated the lesson so much I pretty much got kicked out of everyone but it was just after Christmas. My family got a cat. I was literally obsessed with it and loved it so much. I went to school told all my friends and pretty much told the whole school. (She was called NOODLES). I was sat on science class minding my own business trying to be good. Someone throws a Piece of paper at me which said “where’s ur cat”. I was like “😂😂😂 at home”. I was sat at the back of the class and someone on there phone played a cat noise they literally downloaded a app where it meowed like a cat. The whole class erupted and was laughing at me. I was laughing my self and because of the type of person I am I pointed to my school back and said “shut up noodles you silly cat”. My teacher was furious, he literally though I had a frigging cat in my bag. He started shouting at me saying “I need to search your bag” I was like “no it was a joke”. Then the teacher started shouting at me even more so I stood up on my chair and tipped my school bag out all over the table. 😂😂😂got on bare trouble but wasn’t bothered😂!!!! #stevieknows

[@BobBob-lx3tk]

Omg

[@katielou7085]

One time my class had a sub and she heard someone whistling and told whoever it was to stop. As we got noisier, they started whistling again. She say that if someone didn't own up, she'd give us a full class detention. Naturally, no one says anything and she gives the detention. BUT, literally everyone went home and told their parents. This caused many of them to call the school saying that they shouldn't have the detention because it wasn't all of us. It was actually against school policy. We go the school the next day and we're just about to start PE. Headteacher walks in and we're all a bit nervous. And then he says that the detention has been cancelled and we were so excited.

[@bethdavis3036]

This always happens to me, my whole class talk too much and get into trouble. I don't talk because I don't want to get into trouble, come parents evening they say I don't speak enough.

[@sophiedonohoe5248]

Beth Davis that happens to me all the time! 😂

[@ryro1321]

My class is the same but because of my reputation from year 7 I get blamed for everything I do. (I’m in y8 now)

[@samirwalait6809]

That was me in year 7 😂, Year 8 comes along teachers say I talk too much

[@alexrightnow2531]

EXACTLY

[@tiamia2005]

Me.Too.Every.Time

[@pennschoolrocks123]

One of the first two to watch this video. One of my PE teachers was called Grazie. So he all sang the following lyrics “you are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are... Grazie, Grazie give me your answer do. I love Grazie over the love of you” Of course as students we changed I love Grazie to “Grazie’s crazy” he even knew about it. Lol. GreF work as always stevie

[@ellacjs]

Sometimes when me and my brother get bored we just binge watch your videos and they crack us up. Thanks you ol' flute!

[@hadiyahislam504]

Basically I got sent for standing up just to get a glue stick from someone

[@lucycopping8511]

‘’ the bell does not dismiss you . I dismiss you so why have we got a bell then ‘’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love you stevie

[@BiggestSanemi_Simp]

“We have a bell to notify the teacher when the class end” says my tec teacher.

[@koradestiny]

Poor Mog poor cat haha constantly being lifting up

[@justturtlesss3869]

😂😂 sameeee “stop talking” 😂😂

[@keiralee9050]

I was in French, and my French teacher announced that we were having an exam the next week. I was going on holiday then, so I told her. Then she got super angry. Saying things like,"Why did you pick that week to go on holiday" "why are you going on holiday when you have an exam". But what she clearly didnt realize was that I didnt know about the exam at all and she was just yelling at me because she chose to have the exam on the wrong day.

[@maislangston]

The thing is... If you make eye-contact they pick you, if you don’t make eye-contact you get picked 😂😂

[@kaseycane9811]

i was in maths yr 7 and i was chewing gum and i sang you versoin of green green grass and the teacher yelled "SHUT UP NOW OR IT IS A DETETION AND SPIT OUT THE GUM NOW!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TurtleLeo12]

Am I the only one who likes the video before watching it. I love your videos by the way

[@feelings_off]

When ur drunk it doesn’t really make much sense But I still laughed 😊😊😊✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

[@WaterNinja-ty4sd]

While in primary school there would always be one person at the back of the room making noises The teacher would then call out WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING And stop the whole class from working because of 1 person

[@tylerjones1168]

Absolutely love it stevie ❤ my most memorable moment with one of my teachers is when I said to my Mate "I can't do this mock exam" my English teacher heard me and said "Tyler you can do this. You have the potential. Just believe in yourself. Write whatever comes into your mind first" so during the exam I did what she said, and wrote about how awesome you are stevie 💕 it all went downhill when she saw it Tho. "What the hell has this got to do with romeo and juliet, you can redo this exam" 😂

[@sofia_anxiety3605]

U r so relatable and it’s amazing 💕💕💕

[@karlashell1542]

I can’t stop talking either!! So relatable😂

[@lilismith5427]

I was dying of laughter when he said “I’m only here because I lost my house keys”😂😂🤣🤣

[@anthonyjanthonycrowley898]

2020: when any teacher starts kicking off. Me: “oh dear. My wifi has mysteriously cut out. Oh the horror.

[@laurenmurdoch1624]

I really love watching your videos they always make me smile, especially after a tough day at school, dealing with some people who are so petty it's not funny. So thank you for brightening up my day. Especially this one.

[@laurenwynn2003]

I love Stevie so much. He is the most relatable guy on the internet 😂

[@angharad8696]

one time when I was in RE, my teacher was explaining something really complicating and he was leaning on the fire door of his classroom. he wain the middle of explaining this concept to my class and as he went to stand up from leaning, he fell our of the fire door and onto the porch just outside. the whole class spent the rest of the lesson crying with laughter and we have not let him forget it to this day. this was 4 years ago 😂. I love watching you stevie, you always cheer me up when I'm having a hard time. thank you 💘💕💞

[@hannahthomazz5398]

“To much talking” Stevie you ain’t the only one 😂😂😂

[@ashlaughs790]

“Oh I’m sorry boys, am I interrupting your conversation with my teaching?” “Yes you are.” “But apology accepted” Am deed 😂😂

[@chloebird860]

For some reason I absolutely love this video. I loved it on Facebook now I is so much easier to find

[@emilygg1236]

Everyone of these are relatable almost too relatable

[@saskiamore6272]

Thankyou for making my day so much better!😂😂

[@aaaussiewolfsa7704]

Another one is, “It’s not a rhetorical question!”,I get this every day

[@isabellastavik488]

I have seen this many time. I LOVE ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS Stevie❤️😊😊😂😂😂😂

[@charley2784]

Why are these so true teachers are getting dumber by the day lmao! Love you stevie x

[@owenthurston4019]

Your really good at being a teacher, you should be one

[@han_ry1n]

Can I just say that u ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN OF MY LIFE TIME

[@jackbutler354]

I agree he da best

[@Sophia-io5zr]

When you get a new job: *New Teacher:* I'm going to be a cool teacher!! *New Teacher Later:* * Gets Teacher-Virus *

[@DanSmith-mg3lq]

Great video as always!👍

[@uciegacha1393]

“Why can I hear TALKING?!” “Because you have ears you stupid cow” I died 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ciarasherry15]

In my first year of secondary school, we were in religion and the class had to guess what me and my friend were acting out in front of them and I said it by accident and swore in front of them all and they all found it hilarious because I was quiet in first year so they didn't expect me to swear. In second year we were in PE and we had to collect beanbags from the centre of the floor and there was one left and I got it but stopped and rolled over when I got it. Third year we were all in business studies and my teacher has a son in my year and she was talking about vending machines and how you could get loads of things in them and she accidentally said condoms and her son went bright red. She also use to buy the class cookies on Friday from the canteen and on Tuesday's she had the higher level students on their own and bought us ice lollies like proper magnums, don't know how to spell them 😂😂. Fourth year we were on a trip for an awards programme and there was a bench in the middle of this massive picnic area and one of the Gaelic football teams were training around the place we were, and they had some pretty good looking players and the girls started playing with a rugby ball we found. One of the girls threw it at me and I ended up tumbling on the bench and the lads all looked at me and one of them said I had a good catch but it was embarrassing. Fifth year nothing much happened just the jokers of the class being themselves and sixth year so far , which is our last year , I'm a student leader and have my pre exams in two weeks time. Your videos are hilarious and I love watching them and if I have a bad day I usually just switch them on and they make me smile.

[@bettybear4278]

All of my teachers have said all of them ‘famous teacher quotes’ many times before. The thing I hate the most about lessons is when your talking to the person next to you about the work and the teacher catches you and they say ‘would you mind sharing what your very interesting conversation is with the rest of the class’. Happens all the time 😂😂

[@Lollypop-sy4cn]

The cat is so cute... also I was laughing so freaking hard!

[@ashleyj97]

Love these videos!!

[@bethany2806]

“Why do I hear talking...!?” “Because you’ve got ears you stupid cow!” OMG I’m creased 😂😂😂

[@lucybarrett3788]

These things are all 💯 !!!

[@kaci_cvs8931]

I know no one is going to believe this but my French teacher doesn’t have a TV and he believes that some one in my class goes to oxford university( keep In mind all of my class are 12/13)

[@maysoon9740]

Kaci _CVS sounds like my french teacher 😂😂 he's a bit cooky

[@lucemary1430]

That's what my French and Spanish teacher says

[@lena3092]

Early this year, I was on my period. I told my P.E teacher and he asked to see my *BLOODY PAD*. I moved schools after that

[@meganlouise6416]

On thurs, we had a supply teacher🤣it was the funniest thing everrr!!! We only got onto the model questions because we legit went thorough EVERY single word on the first PowerPoint slide😂and he explained stuff we already knew🤙🏻🤙🏻👌🏻😅anyway, last thing, his hair was CraZy! It looked like someone had put a balloon next to it and made it static🔥🤣🤣(he was oooollllddddd) ~Megan!

[@vanishakumar326]

"You got ears you stupid cow" I laughed so much

[@Nat-errin]

When I was in physical sports one day my friend and I were sitting on the benches, she turned around and the teachers butt was in her face so she screamed and it all went silent. Also my friend was in practical woodwork and she got her head stuck in thr table and thr teacher had to cut through it to get her out she originally fell in the table and got her head stuck. She was also in practical woodwork again and got her hair stuck in thr drill and ripped her fringe out

[@amy.diane.torbet]

Fun times. Thanks for sharing my personal experiences with the Internet.

[@sophiedonohoe5248]

Haha same thing happened to me with the but in my face and the teacher was large I guess you could say and she walked backwards and almost walked into me

[@daniellikesguitars]

Love this vid 😂 love ya Stevie 😂❤️

[@littlemissbump100]

Story: so there is this teacher that is terrifying ( to the point where people have cried before her lessons) and we were going in to the lesson on the first day of year seven (so we had never had this teacher before) and we had to line up and wait for her to say we can go in and then we have to stand behind our chairs and wait for her to say we could sit down. But since we hadn't had her before we didnt know so th whole class just walk into the class and sit down and unpack so she walks in and says "What do you think your doing wait in the hallway!" But she didn't explain what to do so we had to leave the class multiple times to get it right and when we did get to do the lesson we only had twenty minutes left and she just kept complaining about us

[@louisjones458]

Right let me get this straight. People that leave a bleddy dislike on vids like this if u don't like it just leave the video. YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP WATCHING IT!!!

[@WellHelloThere_Donny44]

You just got a subscriber because of your amazing sense of humor.

[@Juliemariehall1]

There was a teacher that sat in to watch are class and out of nowhere he just started crying 😂😂😂

[@bethsuckling652]

Me and my mate was sat next to each other in English last year and my teacher held us back cos we was too noisy and she said "look your both lovely but I've got 4 nightmares already in this class in each corner and the middle row where you two sit is the row of angels" and we both absaloutly pissed our selves when she said that, Idk why cos it ain't that funny but it was at the time😂love ya stevie ❤️

[@milliepatersonsmith]

We always get the same supply teacher every lesson in skl. She always tells us about her personal life and how she hates her neighbour and the argument over who owns the flower beds 😂😂 in the end she always puts on Bill Nye The Science Guy in FT bc she always just gives up 😂 I personally feel bad for her 😂

[@emillie4113]

I once chucked my diary and pencil case out the classroom window on the 1st floor of school and my good boy bff snuck out class to get it and pulled a pig face on the window. He got lunchtime detention 🤣🤣🤣

[@lexwyatt5928]

love you videos so much, I love how teachers speak for everyone else.

[@freyarose4951]

every time we get told to work in silence the teacher leaves the class room and we start talking

[@charlottemorrissey8840]

My teachers used to say “if u don’t like the way I’m teaching then leave” so I did 😂

[@madi967]

This is so funny love it

[@alkakapur3611]

Literally so true and relatable 😂😂😂

[@jiya.re._]

1. We had an English supply teacher today. SO, the last supply teacher just left the classroom so there was 30 Year 7s standing outside a classroom screaming, laughing, talking until another teacher turned up and gave someone a detention. Everyone shut up and our supply teacher finally turned up. Everyone in and all hell broke loose. People were screaming, shouting. One guy was trying steal another's shoe and bite it. The kids who were behaving (like me, but I only behave when a teacher can see or hear me) just a stared at the teacher like 'are you going to tell them off?' He didn't so I screamed quiet and everyone stared at me. The same teacher that gave a detention walked in and told us all we were doing essays on how to behave during lunch and writing a letter to our form tutor. Me and the people around me just looked at each other and decided that we were gonna convince the supply to let us go. He did but I don't think he understood half the stuff we said. (This one is shorter) 2. Someone threw a pen at me and everyone told me who so without thinking I threw it back. Thanks to my terrible aim it bounced of a ledge and landed on someone's desk. Our science looked at me and asked me if I threw the pen. I said yes and he told me to go outside. I left and started thinking I had a detention. My anxiety triggered and my teacher came out to see me pacing outside the room. he asked me what happened so I told him that someone threw a pen at me, everyone told me who, I attempted to throw it back and failed. He said OK. He then said that I was a really bright girl and that I should think before I do something like that. I just nodded. He said he wasn't going to give me detention and he'd talk to the 2 'gentlemen' at the back and told me to go back in. I just walked in and looked at my best friend and he asked what I got and I said nothing.

[@jiya.re._]

If Stevie reads this I would be surprised.

[@smithadarshini9753]

Early!This is SOOOOOO right! ilysm ❤️

[@abigail2313]

I’m so using the ‘Why do I hear talking’ BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS!😂

[@emillie4113]

Love your vids x your so funny and I can always rely on you to make me laugh

[@apbm6681]

Okay so one time I was playing football and the bell rang (it was lunch) we still stayed out for 5 mins and then we went to class late all my mates had went away somewhere and I was alone and I forgot to change so I rocked up to Spanish in a man united kit and the teacher pointed it out 10 mins into the lesson he didn't even notice straight away

[@Mia081105]

Too funny 😂

[@lightcorecosmic82]

Teacher: whats 1+1? (She did not actually ask that question) One of the students: *waving there hands and making noises because they know the answer* Oooh! 😮 Teacher: whoever is making that noise sounds like someone being murdered 😂 😂 😂

[@g__queen2305]

Hi stevie I love your videos so much abd these are all related to my school so much haha😂😂

[@vikivkviki]

Thank you so much, you are a literal God send during exam season. Honestly you help me so much thank you. Anyway I remember once we had a new geography teacher in high school. And she was really nice and really sweet. But she couldn't control the class at all. Anyway I just couldn't listen to them disrespecting her anymore. So I screamed at them to shut up and be more grateful to her instead of well misbehaving... I wanna say that they stopped and shut up but the just laughed. Urghhhh you gotta love high school 😊 stay cool Stevie 😎

[@Rhys_H_869]

Some teachers were defo legends. Some of them you didn’t really wanna see again lol. I had more good teachers in college than I did in secondary school. 👍

[@kateclewer5578]

My teacher had had a shit day, she’d just had an awkward phone call about a member of family, and she was really upset, so as she started teaching ( or lesson was about adrenaline in biology ) one of my friends started talking about when you laugh super hard and you pee your self. We call it jetting, and it really made her day 😊 Have a good one ❤️💖

[@fardowsa4825]

I'm my Yr 8 science group once made our teacher so mad that the whole class got cancelled and we and a huge lecture from the head of year and till this day she still hates us. Hope that was nice enough story have a great day Stevie 😘

[@oliviasenior6292]

This is actually so accurate 🤣🤣♥️

[@amy-louisetasker5016]

My teachers in high school were a nightmare. My most memorable things my teachers said to me was during my GSCE year. My chemistry teacher told I would get a U, I told her to shut up and I got a B. I told her where to stick her opinion on first day of 6th form. The other one was with my geography teacher who made me sit the lower foundation paper believing I wouldn’t get above 50%. I got 98% (I lost like 3 marks) and I swear I’ve never seen a jaw drop that close to the floor before.

[@Lysandra_Bouquet]

The last comeback killed me 😂😂😂

[@Welshey]

My science teacher said that we were his only class that didn’t laugh when he mentioned Bitrum. We all then burst out laughing, much to his disappointment XD. My science teacher is the funniest teacher I have

[@lottiemincher]

In year 7 PSHE, we were learining about the menstral cycle. Me and my mate were sitting next to a boy and we were giggling the entire leson because it was really funny watching the bloke sit there in shock but the sub told us to stop laughing and asked us why we were laughing adn she had a whole convo with the class saying about how 'serious' these things are.

[@McFly_GD]

My head of year has a crush on my tutor. I can tell. 😀

[@cookiechan8728]

My friend had a strop in PE and my teacher said to her “Don’t give me attitude!” And then she bounced the dodge ball off of the wall and it bounced of the teachers head. Every single one of us couldn’t help but laugh, his face looked like he was angrier than Gordon Ramsay when someone can’t make a cup of tea XD

[@katielaws7851]

Best video ever

[@aliciamarie9795]

You’re so funny 😂😂

[@nutinjarcongwong]

When you get told off you feel so week

[@lailashah4752]

I LOVE ALL UR VIDEOS STEVE

[@amberendersby437]

😂😂 my teacher one came into class half an hour late then told someone off for being late like what the hell

[@wyatt9949]

O please once my teacher didn't even do up my class is just that bad and he is still late to my lesson

[@caitlinrose8061]

Love him 💞

[@bethslife9144]

“You are here to learn” No we are here because it illegal not to be...

[@CrazyBone8]

My gcse physics teacher went proper mad one time, my friend lost his pen and started looking for it. The teacher looked at him and shouted, “what are you doing!?” My friend said “sir I lost my pen” the teacher replied “you’ve lost your mind, not the pen!” And the whole class went mad 😂

[@emiliehorvatova595]

Haha so funny 🤣

[@aro6648]

Once we had this teacher called miss Mampooya and there is this thing where If you get on T3 you get a detention. My classmate was not behaving so the teacher sent him out and on his way out he grabbed the pen and wrote on the board (big enough so they all of the class can see) Miss Poo under T3. Everyone was trying not to laugh (she was a bad teacher and could not controls the class at all, was also learnt nothing) we all ended up laughing in the end. About a month and a half after that she just disappeared and we got a really nice teacher.

[@gracebrown5252]

We always get “you are wasting tax payers money “🤣😂

[@lailashah4752]

I WAS READING THE WHOLE TIME THE TEACHER WAS TALKING AND I GOT IN TROUBLE WHEN HE FINALLY CAUGHT ME FOR NOT LISTENING LOL

[@amypaigexx9615]

Omg Stevie I love u ur so funny whenever I feel sad or down I watch 1 of ur videos and u crack me up