Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.
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@reviewsfromthenorth79299 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found four people dead at a Japanese cosplay convention." "I guess that was their..." *glasses* "Final Fantasy" YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
@ishyreddi138 жыл бұрын
+Reviews From The North LMFAO!!!!
@leviraviolliheichou89088 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👌👌
@EliDEVITTSpeaks8 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
@BlueShadesWellz8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
@3Rayfire8 жыл бұрын
That was next level
@pepe-roni170210 жыл бұрын
some of those one liners would be so awkward in real life
@idab99585 жыл бұрын
Some of them? Don't you mean ALL of them? Lol
@Mr_Original5 жыл бұрын
@Anderson Dalmeus Yeah, true... but then again, who in the world is gonna be around this many corpses? Unless their either a CS investigator, detective, or the one responsible for making the corpses.
@Mr_Original5 жыл бұрын
@Anderson Dalmeus That... would be ingeniously messed up.
@wjzav19715 жыл бұрын
It would be so awesome to just once, instead of the soundtrack coming in, you just see Horation Caine walking off the crime scene in silence while everyone else role their eyes.
@commentconnoisseur10015 жыл бұрын
Trick is to have a wingman to go "YEAAAHHHH", completely neutralises the awkwardness.
@PuppetMasterIX9 жыл бұрын
"Reports indicate that the suspect has a history of kleptomania." "Well then it looks like..." ... "... I can't find my sunglasses..." ♪ Nooooooooo... ♪
@Ladosligese9 жыл бұрын
+PuppetMaster9 i allmost started to cry laughing so hard haha
@Johnnyhumbkr8 жыл бұрын
Ha! ha! Best comment ever!!!....Yeaaaah!!!
@terrymcginnis28786 жыл бұрын
😀😅😃😂😄🤣😁😆😜🤪😎
@legomaestro20795 жыл бұрын
You win forever
@Mr_Original5 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts!! 😂
@ProjectHilton11 жыл бұрын
"We found semen in the victims ear." "I guess you could say, she heard the victim coming." YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
@tfw87296 жыл бұрын
It would be better if you say she heard the convict coming
@michaelotis2233 жыл бұрын
@@tfw8729 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@scottmatheson33462 жыл бұрын
@@tfw8729 we may hope it was a mutually pleasurable encounter and she heard herself coming, too.
@michaelbonhomme3677 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jwill589210 ай бұрын
You mean perp?
@SheldonAdama175 жыл бұрын
“Sir, we found the final clue in the bad guy’s luggage and arrested him.” “I guess you could say this was a...” (Puts on sunglasses) “...brief case.” YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
@detmstr341 Жыл бұрын
Officer- Lt, the victim was having tuna when he was killed. Horatio- I think this story (puts on sunglasses) sounds a little fishy. YEEEEAAAHHH!
@tbrown8721 Жыл бұрын
LOUDEST OF APPLAUSES
@michaelbonhomme3677 Жыл бұрын
🦾🤣🦾🤣🦾🤣
@aleksandarvil5718Ай бұрын
BADUM-TSSSSS 🥁😂
@jamesgrey1310 жыл бұрын
So many sunglasses... I guess you could say that Horatio Caine... **puts on sunglasses** ...was one shady detective! YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@Boss_Isaac7 жыл бұрын
+Tony James Gilpin Pure genius right here.
@Jay-eo9bt8 жыл бұрын
The comments are better than the video.
@zzzxxc18 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaahhhhh!
@najeedwilson84977 жыл бұрын
+Destroyer of Worlds the victim was eating cereal I guess we're looking for a serial killer
@bigelile076 жыл бұрын
Destroyer Of Worlds? Linea, is that you?
@johnnylav5 ай бұрын
Leprosy is better than the video. Also, hi beforetimes commenter.
@Wired4Life2 Жыл бұрын
David Caruso promptly retired following the conclusion of this series. Freaking legend.
@semoneg28267 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@omegamanGXE6 ай бұрын
He knew this is the peak and it’s all downhill from here 😂
@derrickstorm69766 ай бұрын
@@omegamanGXE I read his scoliosis was getting more painful as the years on CIS went by and that's why he quit
@omegamanGXE4 ай бұрын
@@derrickstorm6976 It wasn’t scoliosis it was actually ligma. (source: I used to be a production assistant on the show and had fairly frequent chats with the principal cast in between takes)
@redthewifeyhunter40343 ай бұрын
@@omegamanGXE I, RED the Wifey Hunter, knowing this meme, will willingly pull the pin on this grenade. Gentlemen, it’s been an honor. 🫡 What’s Ligma?
@conrad1on12 жыл бұрын
This perfectly illustrates why this show was both ridiculous and brilliant in equal measure.
@asecretone2 жыл бұрын
As was Caruso. He knew exactly what he was doing 😎
@stemup Жыл бұрын
Because sometimes something is so bad... (Sunglasses) It's good YEEAAAHHHH!!!
@ryanpeplinski1884 Жыл бұрын
I’d say the same thing, but the dead can’t talk… YEAAHHHHH!!!! 😂
@GTRFREAK17 Жыл бұрын
@@stemup Exactly why I love stuff like this that comes back around from stupid to silly fun!
@soleiltounsi675410 ай бұрын
And hilarious 😎
@musicathena4 жыл бұрын
Let's remember that Caruso didn't write the lines, but he had the cast-iron nerve to deliver them, because that was the job. (And yes, I agree he used the old Jack Lord delivery.) Most actors couldn't have done it straight-faced at any price. The man deserved his awards--and anybody deserves better writers.
@semoneg28267 ай бұрын
❤❤
@Notturnoir6 ай бұрын
Anybody deserves better writers😂
@andrewmurrin61459 жыл бұрын
Frank: What are you gonna do? Horatio: I... am going to put my glasses on. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@taggingchan83432 жыл бұрын
I guess you got a 69er in your likes, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
@epicdemic7778 жыл бұрын
"Sir, the victim died in a mine by getting pushed off a ledge." "I guess you could say he hit..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Rock bottom." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
@conorm.53318 жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@project_X_design8 жыл бұрын
that joke hit rock bottom
@nomore56685 жыл бұрын
@N L No it doesn't. The show was far from awful.
@lilbro8610 жыл бұрын
Frank: Looks like the cook died after a huge box of spices fell out of secret storage onto his head. How do you even begin to explain that? Horatio: Well, Frank, from what I can tell, someone knew... *Sunglasses* ...his Thyme was up. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@Scorecatron11 жыл бұрын
Horatio: It looks like Will Smith was at the scene. Person: How? *Puts on sunglasses* Horatio: He left fresh prints. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
@ohsnapitzsadie13274 жыл бұрын
Scorecatron 😂😂😂
@bbenjoe4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it :I
@7Be4 жыл бұрын
Old old one.
@night00glider4 жыл бұрын
@@bbenjoe prints - prince
@babbisp13 жыл бұрын
@@bbenjoe Fresh Prince of Bel Air
@blackblood90955 жыл бұрын
"This man burned down the public library 3 years after they banned him" "Looks like this crime was..." *Sunglasses* "... long overdue"
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman4 жыл бұрын
Book 'em... YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
@jwill589210 ай бұрын
"looks like you have the right to remain silent....in more ways than one" "YEAHHHHHH"
@eddieroche81769 жыл бұрын
They're making a Frozen 2, Horatio. You know what they say, Frank. They just couldn't.....Let it Go. YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
@yattibanks4 жыл бұрын
Your comment aged well.
@ThatWillyNapsGuy9 жыл бұрын
Sir, we found all of these dead bodies dressed as Santa in the dumpster. Well, you know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* ...the more the merrier. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@jonstefanik94006 жыл бұрын
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
@Chicken_Nugget13 ай бұрын
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
@aquileseustaquio4620Ай бұрын
0 F. N , oo @@Chicken_Nugget1
@devinthierault8 жыл бұрын
"Someone killed this model with her own stockings." "well I guess it was, a sheer coincidence."
@kevinwilson68464 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
@totesmgotes9811 жыл бұрын
Sir, a man was found without his arm today! Looks like he (sunglasses) Needs a hand. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ErrantChordier5 жыл бұрын
Not only that, he seems to have been.... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)< *DISARMED* YEEEEEEAAHHHH!!
@dustin36035 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found 5 dead people at their GPS destination." "Well, looks like it was (puts on sunglasses) their Final Destination." YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!
@Sizifus11 жыл бұрын
Black Friday on US "We've found a dead guy in the mall... Seems like he was squashed by sale-hungry customers" "Well it looks like today... *sunglasses* ... death... is sold cheap.." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!
@smartgirl17446 жыл бұрын
Sizifus g hospital
@hannibalkills12148 жыл бұрын
"Sir, a tourist from Poland was killed in this saloon!" (⌐■_■) "Somebody must've used a Polish Remover."
@auggie878 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
@PuppetMasterIX6 жыл бұрын
*Agent:* "Just got the report from HQ: The suspect removed the victim's larynx." *Horatio:* "Wow, that's impressive." _puts on sunglasses_ "Sounds like even the victim was speechless." ♪ ..................... ♪ _record scratch_ *Horatio:* "Wait, where's the singer?" *Agent:* "He was the victim..."
@SaintHimself9 жыл бұрын
"Horatio, the victim has semen in her eye." "Well, I guess she..." ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...saw it coming." YEEEAAAHHH!
@amsterdam9009 жыл бұрын
+Saint0Vicious LOLLLLL!!!
@OMAR-yr3mt9 жыл бұрын
+Saint0Vicious holy shit good job man XD
@baileytheralls60059 жыл бұрын
+Saint0Vicious DMX makes a joke like that in "Where the Hood At"
@SaintHimself8 жыл бұрын
Lol i cant believe its been over a year for this comment :D good shit
@HIMYMTR6 жыл бұрын
and another year
@zeeman8575 жыл бұрын
The comments are great, but we all have to admit that 5:42 - 5:55 was a badass one liner
@GoAvs69420 Жыл бұрын
YER ALREDDY DED BRUDDER
@johnnytrotter2220 Жыл бұрын
@@GoAvs69420 “puts on glasses” join the club
@rique3012 Жыл бұрын
One of the best
@DangerAngelous7 ай бұрын
I love the inclusion of the YEAHHHHHH for every single one of these, thank you lord 💚💚💚
@davide7244 жыл бұрын
Horatio: Do we know the victim's cause of death? A witness, on scene, claims the victim died from laughing at Caruso One Liner's. Horatio: Well, I guess you could say that he laughed at one line too many. 😎 _YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!_
@jc13jach310 жыл бұрын
It must be annoying for this guy to keep taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on before each punchline for dramatic effect. Toughest part of the job I reckon.
@num1Jaysta2 жыл бұрын
Hey he didn’t always put them on
@garysimpson14384 жыл бұрын
This in truth is just a compilation of David Caruso putting on sunglasses and walking away from people 😂
@1805movie6 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found the victim had a lot of drugs in her system before she fell." "Well, it looks like she..." *(puts on sunglasses)* "...was flying high."
@dwightk.schrute67436 жыл бұрын
"Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh"
@bobsmith60439 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found the baseball player decapitated, lying in the middle of the field." "Well I guess you can say he was," (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ahead of the game. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
@Mariwittheblicky4 жыл бұрын
69th like btw
@beinyourguard8 жыл бұрын
- Sir, we've found a body with a head missing. - Well, it looks like... ( •_•)>⌐■-■ **drops glasses** - FUCK
@auggie878 жыл бұрын
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!1
@3Rayfire8 жыл бұрын
YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@superextempman7 жыл бұрын
beinyourguard lost their head jeez Caruso that was obvious!
@jamquick52987 жыл бұрын
my favorite comment ever yo
@irieite96666 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@VincentRubinetti9 жыл бұрын
"We traced the purchase of the murder weapon back to a hardware store two blocks away." "Well, it looks like our killer is..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Screwed" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
@dennisrydell68839 жыл бұрын
evesira genuinly fenomenal!
@ericmcclain18699 жыл бұрын
"Horatio, the victim was apparently found with viagra lodged in his ear." "Well, I guess you could say he was (puts on sunglasses) hard of hearing." YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@omegamanGXE6 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Voysh2Voysh699 жыл бұрын
--- MAN DIES AFTER WATCHING THIS KZbin VIDEO --- "That's seven minutes of his life he'll..... (sunglasses) .... never get back." YEEEEUUUHHHHHH!!
@thecouncilofnine46925 жыл бұрын
"Jim Carrey is on the new Sonic live action movie." "I guess you can say he'll... *Puts sunglasses on.* ...carry the movie." YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@yattibanks4 жыл бұрын
(Sees Sonic's redesign) Well it looks like Paramount's beginning to........ LIVE AND LEARN!
@Bobby-o2t10 күн бұрын
Okay, three words: CBS Paramount Television.
@Funwithbonus10 жыл бұрын
At 3:10 where is Caruso leaving to? He's on a boat!
@GuitarWholesale10 жыл бұрын
He jumped off the boat just to make it more dramatic.
@andrewwilliams18579 жыл бұрын
"Sir, the victim died with a bag of Lay's chips lodged in his throat." "Well,at least he had..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A Dying Breath." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
@angelofdeath72629 жыл бұрын
what?
@gaaraxnaru9 жыл бұрын
Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's because Lays potato chips bags are mostly air.
@angelofdeath72629 жыл бұрын
gaaraxnaru oh, i thought he was making a pun about the name. so i was confused.
@gaaraxnaru9 жыл бұрын
Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's okay.
@Trae-sb5du9 жыл бұрын
Andrew Williams thats my line
@Kev9568210 жыл бұрын
"You won't believe this Horatio. These guys opened the Ark of the Covenant and it melted their faces off." "Well, I think we can safely say..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "They did Nazi it coming." YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
@vulturearmy37809 жыл бұрын
The information is locked in that suitcase Well I guess you can say this case is closed.. YEAAAAA
@imjustandromeda8 жыл бұрын
"Sir, he was drowned in the ocean!" "Well I guess you could say..." (•-•) (•-•)>▪-▪ (▪-▪) "He's swimming with the fishes" YEEEAAAHHH!!!
@RySenkari10 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found the Snake Salvation pastor dead of a rattlesnake bite." "I guess he.... *puts on sunglasses* rolled snake eyes." "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
@smartgirl17446 жыл бұрын
RySenkari chaigo fier
@Orbitten7 жыл бұрын
- Sir, why aren't you saying a one liner? - Because.... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) - It's no joke this time. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
@flashdash63507 жыл бұрын
This killed me! you made my day
@BlueShadesWellz8 жыл бұрын
"Sir Jack Nicholson was found dead and appears to be stabbed" "Well I guess somebody" *puts sunglasses on* "Couldn't handle the truth"
@TrueBlueProd8 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@calumcookson7407 жыл бұрын
When did Jack Nicholson receive a knighthood?
@kamuelalee5 жыл бұрын
@@calumcookson740 comma fail!
@dodger3001005 жыл бұрын
*Guy dies in a vaccum* "I guess this really...... SUCKS"
@philippweisang3 жыл бұрын
"I may suck at acting, but" *Puts on sunglasses* "The writers do blow!" Writers: "YEEAAAAAHHHHH!"
@PCDisciple10 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this was so corny it actually became good. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
@dashielove10 жыл бұрын
this was the best csi there was. they shouldnt have cancelled it. H is the man
@jwill589210 ай бұрын
CSI New York was low-key boring
@omegamanGXE6 ай бұрын
@@jwill5892CSI Old York was better
@dsadunnodudeish45353 ай бұрын
@@jwill5892 Nah Vegas was the worst by far
@PIXPromosMore11 жыл бұрын
I don't care if the show is Long Gone, These NEVER Get Old.
@justinmcgrath33589 жыл бұрын
We all have The Who to thank for this scre- YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
@xAaeiynx10 жыл бұрын
I guess only a select few can understand Horatio's dry humor ^_^
@iCeddybear943 жыл бұрын
I watched CSI Miami so much growing up, so was aware of the crazy openings, but never realized how often he put his sunglasses on during it 😂
@semoneg28267 ай бұрын
It's all coming together for me now❤❤😊
@eduardosantanagomes3260 Жыл бұрын
06:30 I'm brazilian! This show is a HUGE success in here! And that moment was really special!!!
@BradPham7 ай бұрын
"There were poisoned herbs in his prison meal." "You do the crime ... [sunglasses ON] ... you do the thyme." YEEEAAAHHHOOOW!!!
@BEAGLE12269 жыл бұрын
This is so repetitive but so funny hahaha. Every time the one-liner hits and the theme song starts, it gets me everytime
@briangruenewald75368 жыл бұрын
As I read these comments, I have a YEAH button on the side so after every one liner I push the button. If you haven't done this, please do. I guess, while I'm at it, I'll try my hand at a one liner: "Sir, the body of a man who was allegedly a victim of a drug cartel shooting was found face down out in the middle of a desert near the US/Mexico border." "I guess you could say our victim... *glasses* "... bit the dust." YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
@Magusslettewestberg8 жыл бұрын
+Brian Gruenewald "Sir,the victim was killed at a internet cafe" (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Well, i guess he was....Logged off" YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@MrDemonDog66612 жыл бұрын
He should audition as some video game characters, his voice is awesome!
@SheldonAdama176 жыл бұрын
"Sir, it looks like the murder victim was cornered at a cul-de-sac." "Well, I guess you could say the victim..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...hit a dead end." *YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*
@thegangsternextdoor10 жыл бұрын
these are all so corny.. it hurts!
@YourFriendlyNeighborhood-cn1gt10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
@tfw87296 жыл бұрын
You must hate vegetables then
@Rucker198010 жыл бұрын
I throw my head back at every YEEEEAAAH!
@mikaelascott80115 жыл бұрын
chris rucker Lordy I thought it was just me because this shit is too funny. I try to keep it together and it's not working 😭😂
@izzylandyt3 ай бұрын
So when you made this comment you were 😎 thinking a head
@Glandorf57010 жыл бұрын
''The victim was found completely cut in half with the left side of his body missing'' ''Well I guess the victim (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) will be all right! YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@TumbleDwarf11 жыл бұрын
Endless... for 7 minutes.
@tkuzztkuzz99113 жыл бұрын
yeahhhj
@Cluv225 ай бұрын
""It would appear the victim was dyslexic..." YEEEEEAAAAHHHH..... *pulls off sunglasses* "Guess I then well....."
@TheDayZCowboy909 жыл бұрын
"The victim died holding onto a yellow smiley face shirt" "Well he won't be.." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Having a nice day." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
@quickattackfilms7923 Жыл бұрын
Growing up when my family would all stay up to eat dinner and watch CSI Miami… those were the good old days. Wish I could go back.
@Crazyladuda5 жыл бұрын
“Sir, a man was found dangling from a bell tower after a helicopter crash” “Well I guess he...................... Was saved by the bell “
@kevinwilson68464 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@MorganMurphyMr10 жыл бұрын
How have I not seen this.
@Oxley01610 жыл бұрын
sushirolled2499 YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
@camo936110 жыл бұрын
cheeseybiscuits100 Lmao
@Oxley01610 жыл бұрын
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@Slecker956 жыл бұрын
"Jinkies I've lost my glasses, I can't see without them!" "Well, I guess you can say..." "Justice is blind" YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH
@pergproductions11 жыл бұрын
so bad but so good
@marca45855 жыл бұрын
pergproductions Or more like “So bad.......” “...but so good” YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@EnDSchultz15 жыл бұрын
Ahh, classic KZbin, we meet again.
@exo79699 жыл бұрын
Sir the victim fell outta plane Guess he was grounded! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@HaanSoIo9 жыл бұрын
+TheKingKung Sir the victim fell outta plane (•_•) well .. ( •_•)>⌐■-■ guess he .. was grounded(⌐■_■) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH!
@jacob29717 ай бұрын
David Caruso single handendly made this the best spin off imo. Fking legend
@junebugblues Жыл бұрын
The way you ended this...a masterpiece. 10/10, no notes
@cagedbutterfly9311 жыл бұрын
"The victim apparently died after getting hit on the head with a Wii remonte" "Well I guess you could say that the victim is... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Motionless" YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
@cqtaylor9 жыл бұрын
Sir, the presidential candidate, Deez Nutz, was assassinated in broad daylight in front of 1,000 witnesses. Well, I guess whoever killed Deez Nutz, had (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ A lot of balls.
@BlueShadesWellz8 жыл бұрын
YEEEAHHHH!!!!!!!
@linux7505 жыл бұрын
This guy told THE COOLEST "Dad/Uncle jokes" ever!
@InhalationAerosol3 жыл бұрын
This shit is still funny over 10 years later.
@wallacemarbach60911 жыл бұрын
Paul Walker died in a car crash this weekend. Looks like he was... going 2 fast...
@bruddanecessity343 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
@Deuteromis2 жыл бұрын
Came for Horatio's one liners, but stayed for the comments section.
@HeavenlyKnight966 ай бұрын
The way you edited the "whaah" is just so perfect.
@emiel2553 жыл бұрын
I love his walk offs and when he addresses one of the agents (usually Frank or Alex) and talks to them in parts
@farmboyfanGaming2 жыл бұрын
Imagine doing this in real life 🤣🤣🤣
@wesley99024 жыл бұрын
Sir, Liam Neeson was reported missing. I’m assuming he was... **Sunglasses** Taken YEEEEAAAHHHHH
@thefluffinator22910 жыл бұрын
Without the sunglasses this actor is nothing
@TheSmartnotebook10 жыл бұрын
True
@I_hunt_lolis9 жыл бұрын
TheSmartnotebook YEAAAAAAAAA
@rsfilmdiscussionchannel41686 жыл бұрын
Disagree. Caruso has some good moments of acting in these clips.
@EaglesFastAndLow10 жыл бұрын
"We found semen in her ear, sir" "Well, I guess she heard her killer..." •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...coming." YEEEEAAAAHHHH
@pjlimbeek271310 жыл бұрын
"it looks like he hung himself" I guess he was just hanging around YEEEEEEAAAHHHHH.
@ShadowAndRoseS10 жыл бұрын
James was found stabbed to death in a wheat field! What do we do? He was you brother! (Sniff) well, he was always... ...an inbred man. YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
@ShadowAndRoseS9 жыл бұрын
Yes I know I forgot the R at the end of "your" ok?
@johnrichards71799 жыл бұрын
The killer may have fooled us once, but we won't get fooled... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) again. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
@TheFamguy13378 жыл бұрын
sir, this man died from a thing... *puts on shades* ok YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
@landong9911 жыл бұрын
1:00 that was actually a pretty good one....
@Indaheezay13 жыл бұрын
I love how you left the "YEEAAAAAA" after every one-liner. It just wouldn't have been the same without it :)
@wjzav19715 жыл бұрын
I always imagine that, right after the line, while we see the intro, Frank and other people present role their eyes and growl over the terrible line, Horatio just said.
@KAHHHH854811 ай бұрын
🤣😂😂
@davidnavarro48214 жыл бұрын
I remember when that video had 1 million views! One of the first meme videos I’ve seen on KZbin.
@soleiltounsi675410 ай бұрын
Grissom is crying. 😂😂😂 Horatio: so let's Putting sunglasses together 😎😎 YEEAAAAAAH
@terrajshelton58942 жыл бұрын
The only reason I own sunglasses
@Spectre42153 Жыл бұрын
1 of the best... "So our accident isn't an accident at all" hahaha man this show was gold
@WonderfulWrldOfBRVO2 жыл бұрын
15yrs later and I can say that O&A sent me here I’m dying lmao
@LukeTheGhostKiller11 ай бұрын
"Sir, many witnesses say they saw the missing victims shrivel to dust and disappear into thin air, as if it were the work of some sort of extraterrestrial being." **puts on shades** "Oh, snap." YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@martinbabachev72810 жыл бұрын
"The victim was killed in a parking lot and the only witness is mentally challenged" "Well looks like we`ve got" ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A challenge" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
@smaze178210 жыл бұрын
awesome compilation...thanks for taking the time
@BobTrieste6 ай бұрын
This is quite possibly some of the greatest work on the internet....