CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

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stewmurray47

stewmurray47

Күн бұрын

Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.

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@reviewsfromthenorth7929
@reviewsfromthenorth7929 9 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found four people dead at a Japanese cosplay convention." "I guess that was their..." *glasses* "Final Fantasy" YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
@ishyreddi13
@ishyreddi13 8 жыл бұрын
+Reviews From The North LMFAO!!!!
@leviraviolliheichou8908
@leviraviolliheichou8908 8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👌👌
@EliDEVITTSpeaks
@EliDEVITTSpeaks 8 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
@BlueShadesWellz
@BlueShadesWellz 8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
@3Rayfire
@3Rayfire 8 жыл бұрын
That was next level
@pepe-roni1702
@pepe-roni1702 10 жыл бұрын
some of those one liners would be so awkward in real life
@idab9958
@idab9958 5 жыл бұрын
Some of them? Don't you mean ALL of them? Lol
@Mr_Original
@Mr_Original 5 жыл бұрын
@Anderson Dalmeus Yeah, true... but then again, who in the world is gonna be around this many corpses? Unless their either a CS investigator, detective, or the one responsible for making the corpses.
@Mr_Original
@Mr_Original 5 жыл бұрын
@Anderson Dalmeus That... would be ingeniously messed up.
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 5 жыл бұрын
It would be so awesome to just once, instead of the soundtrack coming in, you just see Horation Caine walking off the crime scene in silence while everyone else role their eyes.
@commentconnoisseur1001
@commentconnoisseur1001 5 жыл бұрын
Trick is to have a wingman to go "YEAAAHHHH", completely neutralises the awkwardness.
@PuppetMasterIX
@PuppetMasterIX 9 жыл бұрын
"Reports indicate that the suspect has a history of kleptomania." "Well then it looks like..." ... "... I can't find my sunglasses..." ♪ Nooooooooo... ♪
@Ladosligese
@Ladosligese 9 жыл бұрын
+PuppetMaster9 i allmost started to cry laughing so hard haha
@Johnnyhumbkr
@Johnnyhumbkr 8 жыл бұрын
Ha! ha! Best comment ever!!!....Yeaaaah!!!
@terrymcginnis2878
@terrymcginnis2878 6 жыл бұрын
😀😅😃😂😄🤣😁😆😜🤪😎
@legomaestro2079
@legomaestro2079 5 жыл бұрын
You win forever
@Mr_Original
@Mr_Original 5 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts!! 😂
@ProjectHilton
@ProjectHilton 11 жыл бұрын
"We found semen in the victims ear." "I guess you could say, she heard the victim coming." YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
@tfw8729
@tfw8729 6 жыл бұрын
It would be better if you say she heard the convict coming
@michaelotis223
@michaelotis223 3 жыл бұрын
@@tfw8729 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@scottmatheson3346
@scottmatheson3346 2 жыл бұрын
@@tfw8729 we may hope it was a mutually pleasurable encounter and she heard herself coming, too.
@michaelbonhomme3677
@michaelbonhomme3677 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jwill5892
@jwill5892 10 ай бұрын
You mean perp?
@SheldonAdama17
@SheldonAdama17 5 жыл бұрын
“Sir, we found the final clue in the bad guy’s luggage and arrested him.” “I guess you could say this was a...” (Puts on sunglasses) “...brief case.” YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
@detmstr341
@detmstr341 Жыл бұрын
Officer- Lt, the victim was having tuna when he was killed. Horatio- I think this story (puts on sunglasses) sounds a little fishy. YEEEEAAAHHH!
@tbrown8721
@tbrown8721 Жыл бұрын
LOUDEST OF APPLAUSES
@michaelbonhomme3677
@michaelbonhomme3677 Жыл бұрын
🦾🤣🦾🤣🦾🤣
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 Ай бұрын
BADUM-TSSSSS 🥁😂
@jamesgrey13
@jamesgrey13 10 жыл бұрын
So many sunglasses... I guess you could say that Horatio Caine... **puts on sunglasses** ...was one shady detective! YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@Boss_Isaac
@Boss_Isaac 7 жыл бұрын
+Tony James Gilpin Pure genius right here.
@Jay-eo9bt
@Jay-eo9bt 8 жыл бұрын
The comments are better than the video.
@zzzxxc1
@zzzxxc1 8 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaahhhhh!
@najeedwilson8497
@najeedwilson8497 7 жыл бұрын
+Destroyer of Worlds the victim was eating cereal I guess we're looking for a serial killer
@bigelile07
@bigelile07 6 жыл бұрын
Destroyer Of Worlds? Linea, is that you?
@johnnylav
@johnnylav 5 ай бұрын
Leprosy is better than the video. Also, hi beforetimes commenter.
@Wired4Life2
@Wired4Life2 Жыл бұрын
David Caruso promptly retired following the conclusion of this series. Freaking legend.
@semoneg2826
@semoneg2826 7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@omegamanGXE
@omegamanGXE 6 ай бұрын
He knew this is the peak and it’s all downhill from here 😂
@derrickstorm6976
@derrickstorm6976 6 ай бұрын
​@@omegamanGXE I read his scoliosis was getting more painful as the years on CIS went by and that's why he quit
@omegamanGXE
@omegamanGXE 4 ай бұрын
@@derrickstorm6976 It wasn’t scoliosis it was actually ligma. (source: I used to be a production assistant on the show and had fairly frequent chats with the principal cast in between takes)
@redthewifeyhunter4034
@redthewifeyhunter4034 3 ай бұрын
@@omegamanGXE I, RED the Wifey Hunter, knowing this meme, will willingly pull the pin on this grenade. Gentlemen, it’s been an honor. 🫡 What’s Ligma?
@conrad1on
@conrad1on 12 жыл бұрын
This perfectly illustrates why this show was both ridiculous and brilliant in equal measure.
@asecretone
@asecretone 2 жыл бұрын
As was Caruso. He knew exactly what he was doing 😎
@stemup
@stemup Жыл бұрын
Because sometimes something is so bad... (Sunglasses) It's good YEEAAAHHHH!!!
@ryanpeplinski1884
@ryanpeplinski1884 Жыл бұрын
I’d say the same thing, but the dead can’t talk… YEAAHHHHH!!!! 😂
@GTRFREAK17
@GTRFREAK17 Жыл бұрын
@@stemup Exactly why I love stuff like this that comes back around from stupid to silly fun!
@soleiltounsi6754
@soleiltounsi6754 10 ай бұрын
And hilarious 😎
@musicathena
@musicathena 4 жыл бұрын
Let's remember that Caruso didn't write the lines, but he had the cast-iron nerve to deliver them, because that was the job. (And yes, I agree he used the old Jack Lord delivery.) Most actors couldn't have done it straight-faced at any price. The man deserved his awards--and anybody deserves better writers.
@semoneg2826
@semoneg2826 7 ай бұрын
❤❤
@Notturnoir
@Notturnoir 6 ай бұрын
Anybody deserves better writers😂
@andrewmurrin6145
@andrewmurrin6145 9 жыл бұрын
Frank: What are you gonna do? Horatio: I... am going to put my glasses on. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@taggingchan8343
@taggingchan8343 2 жыл бұрын
I guess you got a 69er in your likes, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
@epicdemic777
@epicdemic777 8 жыл бұрын
"Sir, the victim died in a mine by getting pushed off a ledge." "I guess you could say he hit..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Rock bottom." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
@conorm.5331
@conorm.5331 8 жыл бұрын
Underrated.
@project_X_design
@project_X_design 8 жыл бұрын
that joke hit rock bottom
@nomore5668
@nomore5668 5 жыл бұрын
@N L No it doesn't. The show was far from awful.
@lilbro86
@lilbro86 10 жыл бұрын
Frank: Looks like the cook died after a huge box of spices fell out of secret storage onto his head. How do you even begin to explain that? Horatio: Well, Frank, from what I can tell, someone knew... *Sunglasses* ...his Thyme was up. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@Scorecatron
@Scorecatron 11 жыл бұрын
Horatio: It looks like Will Smith was at the scene. Person: How? *Puts on sunglasses* Horatio: He left fresh prints. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
@ohsnapitzsadie1327
@ohsnapitzsadie1327 4 жыл бұрын
Scorecatron 😂😂😂
@bbenjoe
@bbenjoe 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it :I
@7Be
@7Be 4 жыл бұрын
Old old one.
@night00glider
@night00glider 4 жыл бұрын
@@bbenjoe prints - prince
@babbisp1
@babbisp1 3 жыл бұрын
@@bbenjoe Fresh Prince of Bel Air
@blackblood9095
@blackblood9095 5 жыл бұрын
"This man burned down the public library 3 years after they banned him" "Looks like this crime was..." *Sunglasses* "... long overdue"
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman 4 жыл бұрын
Book 'em... YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
@jwill5892
@jwill5892 10 ай бұрын
"looks like you have the right to remain silent....in more ways than one" "YEAHHHHHH"
@eddieroche8176
@eddieroche8176 9 жыл бұрын
They're making a Frozen 2, Horatio. You know what they say, Frank. They just couldn't.....Let it Go. YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
@yattibanks
@yattibanks 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment aged well.
@ThatWillyNapsGuy
@ThatWillyNapsGuy 9 жыл бұрын
Sir, we found all of these dead bodies dressed as Santa in the dumpster. Well, you know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* ...the more the merrier. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@jonstefanik9400
@jonstefanik9400 6 жыл бұрын
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
@Chicken_Nugget1
@Chicken_Nugget1 3 ай бұрын
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
@aquileseustaquio4620
@aquileseustaquio4620 Ай бұрын
0 F. N , oo ​@@Chicken_Nugget1
@devinthierault
@devinthierault 8 жыл бұрын
"Someone killed this model with her own stockings." "well I guess it was, a sheer coincidence."
@kevinwilson6846
@kevinwilson6846 4 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
@totesmgotes98
@totesmgotes98 11 жыл бұрын
Sir, a man was found without his arm today! Looks like he (sunglasses) Needs a hand. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ErrantChordier
@ErrantChordier 5 жыл бұрын
Not only that, he seems to have been.... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)< *DISARMED* YEEEEEEAAHHHH!!
@dustin3603
@dustin3603 5 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found 5 dead people at their GPS destination." "Well, looks like it was (puts on sunglasses) their Final Destination." YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!
@Sizifus
@Sizifus 11 жыл бұрын
Black Friday on US "We've found a dead guy in the mall... Seems like he was squashed by sale-hungry customers" "Well it looks like today... *sunglasses* ... death... is sold cheap.." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!
@smartgirl1744
@smartgirl1744 6 жыл бұрын
Sizifus g hospital
@hannibalkills1214
@hannibalkills1214 8 жыл бұрын
"Sir, a tourist from Poland was killed in this saloon!" (⌐■_■) "Somebody must've used a Polish Remover."
@auggie87
@auggie87 8 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
@PuppetMasterIX
@PuppetMasterIX 6 жыл бұрын
*Agent:* "Just got the report from HQ: The suspect removed the victim's larynx." *Horatio:* "Wow, that's impressive." _puts on sunglasses_ "Sounds like even the victim was speechless." ♪ ..................... ♪ _record scratch_ *Horatio:* "Wait, where's the singer?" *Agent:* "He was the victim..."
@SaintHimself
@SaintHimself 9 жыл бұрын
"Horatio, the victim has semen in her eye." "Well, I guess she..." ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...saw it coming." YEEEAAAHHH!
@amsterdam900
@amsterdam900 9 жыл бұрын
+Saint0Vicious LOLLLLL!!!
@OMAR-yr3mt
@OMAR-yr3mt 9 жыл бұрын
+Saint0Vicious holy shit good job man XD
@baileytheralls6005
@baileytheralls6005 9 жыл бұрын
+Saint0Vicious DMX makes a joke like that in "Where the Hood At"
@SaintHimself
@SaintHimself 8 жыл бұрын
Lol i cant believe its been over a year for this comment :D good shit
@HIMYMTR
@HIMYMTR 6 жыл бұрын
and another year
@zeeman857
@zeeman857 5 жыл бұрын
The comments are great, but we all have to admit that 5:42 - 5:55 was a badass one liner
@GoAvs69420
@GoAvs69420 Жыл бұрын
YER ALREDDY DED BRUDDER
@johnnytrotter2220
@johnnytrotter2220 Жыл бұрын
@@GoAvs69420 “puts on glasses” join the club
@rique3012
@rique3012 Жыл бұрын
One of the best
@DangerAngelous
@DangerAngelous 7 ай бұрын
I love the inclusion of the YEAHHHHHH for every single one of these, thank you lord 💚💚💚
@davide724
@davide724 4 жыл бұрын
Horatio: Do we know the victim's cause of death? A witness, on scene, claims the victim died from laughing at Caruso One Liner's. Horatio: Well, I guess you could say that he laughed at one line too many. 😎 _YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!_
@jc13jach3
@jc13jach3 10 жыл бұрын
It must be annoying for this guy to keep taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on before each punchline for dramatic effect. Toughest part of the job I reckon.
@num1Jaysta
@num1Jaysta 2 жыл бұрын
Hey he didn’t always put them on
@garysimpson1438
@garysimpson1438 4 жыл бұрын
This in truth is just a compilation of David Caruso putting on sunglasses and walking away from people 😂
@1805movie
@1805movie 6 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found the victim had a lot of drugs in her system before she fell." "Well, it looks like she..." *(puts on sunglasses)* "...was flying high."
@dwightk.schrute6743
@dwightk.schrute6743 6 жыл бұрын
"Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh"
@bobsmith6043
@bobsmith6043 9 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found the baseball player decapitated, lying in the middle of the field." "Well I guess you can say he was," (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ahead of the game. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
@Mariwittheblicky
@Mariwittheblicky 4 жыл бұрын
69th like btw
@beinyourguard
@beinyourguard 8 жыл бұрын
- Sir, we've found a body with a head missing. - Well, it looks like... ( •_•)>⌐■-■ **drops glasses** - FUCK
@auggie87
@auggie87 8 жыл бұрын
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!1
@3Rayfire
@3Rayfire 8 жыл бұрын
YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@superextempman
@superextempman 7 жыл бұрын
beinyourguard lost their head jeez Caruso that was obvious!
@jamquick5298
@jamquick5298 7 жыл бұрын
my favorite comment ever yo
@irieite9666
@irieite9666 6 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@VincentRubinetti
@VincentRubinetti 9 жыл бұрын
"We traced the purchase of the murder weapon back to a hardware store two blocks away." "Well, it looks like our killer is..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Screwed" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
@dennisrydell6883
@dennisrydell6883 9 жыл бұрын
evesira genuinly fenomenal!
@ericmcclain1869
@ericmcclain1869 9 жыл бұрын
"Horatio, the victim was apparently found with viagra lodged in his ear." "Well, I guess you could say he was (puts on sunglasses) hard of hearing." YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@omegamanGXE
@omegamanGXE 6 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Voysh2Voysh69
@Voysh2Voysh69 9 жыл бұрын
--- MAN DIES AFTER WATCHING THIS KZbin VIDEO --- "That's seven minutes of his life he'll..... (sunglasses) .... never get back." YEEEEUUUHHHHHH!!
@thecouncilofnine4692
@thecouncilofnine4692 5 жыл бұрын
"Jim Carrey is on the new Sonic live action movie." "I guess you can say he'll... *Puts sunglasses on.* ...carry the movie." YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@yattibanks
@yattibanks 4 жыл бұрын
(Sees Sonic's redesign) Well it looks like Paramount's beginning to........ LIVE AND LEARN!
@Bobby-o2t
@Bobby-o2t 10 күн бұрын
Okay, three words: CBS Paramount Television.
@Funwithbonus
@Funwithbonus 10 жыл бұрын
At 3:10 where is Caruso leaving to? He's on a boat!
@GuitarWholesale
@GuitarWholesale 10 жыл бұрын
He jumped off the boat just to make it more dramatic.
@andrewwilliams1857
@andrewwilliams1857 9 жыл бұрын
"Sir, the victim died with a bag of Lay's chips lodged in his throat." "Well,at least he had..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A Dying Breath." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
@angelofdeath7262
@angelofdeath7262 9 жыл бұрын
what?
@gaaraxnaru
@gaaraxnaru 9 жыл бұрын
Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's because Lays potato chips bags are mostly air.
@angelofdeath7262
@angelofdeath7262 9 жыл бұрын
gaaraxnaru oh, i thought he was making a pun about the name. so i was confused.
@gaaraxnaru
@gaaraxnaru 9 жыл бұрын
Angel of Death 69 Lol, it's okay.
@Trae-sb5du
@Trae-sb5du 9 жыл бұрын
Andrew Williams thats my line
@Kev95682
@Kev95682 10 жыл бұрын
"You won't believe this Horatio. These guys opened the Ark of the Covenant and it melted their faces off." "Well, I think we can safely say..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "They did Nazi it coming." YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
@vulturearmy3780
@vulturearmy3780 9 жыл бұрын
The information is locked in that suitcase Well I guess you can say this case is closed.. YEAAAAA
@imjustandromeda
@imjustandromeda 8 жыл бұрын
"Sir, he was drowned in the ocean!" "Well I guess you could say..." (•-•) (•-•)>▪-▪ (▪-▪) "He's swimming with the fishes" YEEEAAAHHH!!!
@RySenkari
@RySenkari 10 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we found the Snake Salvation pastor dead of a rattlesnake bite." "I guess he.... *puts on sunglasses* rolled snake eyes." "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
@smartgirl1744
@smartgirl1744 6 жыл бұрын
RySenkari chaigo fier
@Orbitten
@Orbitten 7 жыл бұрын
- Sir, why aren't you saying a one liner? - Because.... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) - It's no joke this time. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
@flashdash6350
@flashdash6350 7 жыл бұрын
This killed me! you made my day
@BlueShadesWellz
@BlueShadesWellz 8 жыл бұрын
"Sir Jack Nicholson was found dead and appears to be stabbed" "Well I guess somebody" *puts sunglasses on* "Couldn't handle the truth"
@TrueBlueProd
@TrueBlueProd 8 жыл бұрын
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@calumcookson740
@calumcookson740 7 жыл бұрын
When did Jack Nicholson receive a knighthood?
@kamuelalee
@kamuelalee 5 жыл бұрын
@@calumcookson740 comma fail!
@dodger300100
@dodger300100 5 жыл бұрын
*Guy dies in a vaccum* "I guess this really...... SUCKS"
@philippweisang
@philippweisang 3 жыл бұрын
"I may suck at acting, but" *Puts on sunglasses* "The writers do blow!" Writers: "YEEAAAAAHHHHH!"
@PCDisciple
@PCDisciple 10 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this was so corny it actually became good. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
@dashielove
@dashielove 10 жыл бұрын
this was the best csi there was. they shouldnt have cancelled it. H is the man
@jwill5892
@jwill5892 10 ай бұрын
CSI New York was low-key boring
@omegamanGXE
@omegamanGXE 6 ай бұрын
@@jwill5892CSI Old York was better
@dsadunnodudeish4535
@dsadunnodudeish4535 3 ай бұрын
​@@jwill5892 Nah Vegas was the worst by far
@PIXPromosMore
@PIXPromosMore 11 жыл бұрын
I don't care if the show is Long Gone, These NEVER Get Old.
@justinmcgrath3358
@justinmcgrath3358 9 жыл бұрын
We all have The Who to thank for this scre- YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
@xAaeiynx
@xAaeiynx 10 жыл бұрын
I guess only a select few can understand Horatio's dry humor ^_^
@iCeddybear94
@iCeddybear94 3 жыл бұрын
I watched CSI Miami so much growing up, so was aware of the crazy openings, but never realized how often he put his sunglasses on during it 😂
@semoneg2826
@semoneg2826 7 ай бұрын
It's all coming together for me now❤❤😊
@eduardosantanagomes3260
@eduardosantanagomes3260 Жыл бұрын
06:30 I'm brazilian! This show is a HUGE success in here! And that moment was really special!!!
@BradPham
@BradPham 7 ай бұрын
"There were poisoned herbs in his prison meal." "You do the crime ... [sunglasses ON] ... you do the thyme." YEEEAAAHHHOOOW!!!
@BEAGLE1226
@BEAGLE1226 9 жыл бұрын
This is so repetitive but so funny hahaha. Every time the one-liner hits and the theme song starts, it gets me everytime
@briangruenewald7536
@briangruenewald7536 8 жыл бұрын
As I read these comments, I have a YEAH button on the side so after every one liner I push the button. If you haven't done this, please do. I guess, while I'm at it, I'll try my hand at a one liner: "Sir, the body of a man who was allegedly a victim of a drug cartel shooting was found face down out in the middle of a desert near the US/Mexico border." "I guess you could say our victim... *glasses* "... bit the dust." YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
@Magusslettewestberg
@Magusslettewestberg 8 жыл бұрын
+Brian Gruenewald "Sir,the victim was killed at a internet cafe" (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Well, i guess he was....Logged off" YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@MrDemonDog666
@MrDemonDog666 12 жыл бұрын
He should audition as some video game characters, his voice is awesome!
@SheldonAdama17
@SheldonAdama17 6 жыл бұрын
"Sir, it looks like the murder victim was cornered at a cul-de-sac." "Well, I guess you could say the victim..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...hit a dead end." *YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*
@thegangsternextdoor
@thegangsternextdoor 10 жыл бұрын
these are all so corny.. it hurts!
@YourFriendlyNeighborhood-cn1gt
@YourFriendlyNeighborhood-cn1gt 10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
@tfw8729
@tfw8729 6 жыл бұрын
You must hate vegetables then
@Rucker1980
@Rucker1980 10 жыл бұрын
I throw my head back at every YEEEEAAAH!
@mikaelascott8011
@mikaelascott8011 5 жыл бұрын
chris rucker Lordy I thought it was just me because this shit is too funny. I try to keep it together and it's not working 😭😂
@izzylandyt
@izzylandyt 3 ай бұрын
So when you made this comment you were 😎 thinking a head
@Glandorf570
@Glandorf570 10 жыл бұрын
''The victim was found completely cut in half with the left side of his body missing'' ''Well I guess the victim (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) will be all right! YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@TumbleDwarf
@TumbleDwarf 11 жыл бұрын
Endless... for 7 minutes.
@tkuzztkuzz9911
@tkuzztkuzz9911 3 жыл бұрын
yeahhhj
@Cluv22
@Cluv22 5 ай бұрын
""It would appear the victim was dyslexic..." YEEEEEAAAAHHHH..... *pulls off sunglasses* "Guess I then well....."
@TheDayZCowboy90
@TheDayZCowboy90 9 жыл бұрын
"The victim died holding onto a yellow smiley face shirt" "Well he won't be.." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Having a nice day." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
@quickattackfilms7923
@quickattackfilms7923 Жыл бұрын
Growing up when my family would all stay up to eat dinner and watch CSI Miami… those were the good old days. Wish I could go back.
@Crazyladuda
@Crazyladuda 5 жыл бұрын
“Sir, a man was found dangling from a bell tower after a helicopter crash” “Well I guess he...................... Was saved by the bell “
@kevinwilson6846
@kevinwilson6846 4 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@MorganMurphyMr
@MorganMurphyMr 10 жыл бұрын
How have I not seen this.
@Oxley016
@Oxley016 10 жыл бұрын
sushirolled2499 YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
@camo9361
@camo9361 10 жыл бұрын
cheeseybiscuits100 Lmao
@Oxley016
@Oxley016 10 жыл бұрын
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2892311296/h0F84651C/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/radiancelis/1macros/roflbot-Va2o.jpg Trust me, you guys are gonna want to see these!
@Slecker95
@Slecker95 6 жыл бұрын
"Jinkies I've lost my glasses, I can't see without them!" "Well, I guess you can say..." "Justice is blind" YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH
@pergproductions
@pergproductions 11 жыл бұрын
so bad but so good
@marca4585
@marca4585 5 жыл бұрын
pergproductions Or more like “So bad.......” “...but so good” YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@EnDSchultz1
@EnDSchultz1 5 жыл бұрын
Ahh, classic KZbin, we meet again.
@exo7969
@exo7969 9 жыл бұрын
Sir the victim fell outta plane Guess he was grounded! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@HaanSoIo
@HaanSoIo 9 жыл бұрын
+TheKingKung Sir the victim fell outta plane (•_•) well .. ( •_•)>⌐■-■ guess he .. was grounded(⌐■_■) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH!
@jacob2971
@jacob2971 7 ай бұрын
David Caruso single handendly made this the best spin off imo. Fking legend
@junebugblues
@junebugblues Жыл бұрын
The way you ended this...a masterpiece. 10/10, no notes
@cagedbutterfly93
@cagedbutterfly93 11 жыл бұрын
"The victim apparently died after getting hit on the head with a Wii remonte" "Well I guess you could say that the victim is... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Motionless" YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
@cqtaylor
@cqtaylor 9 жыл бұрын
Sir, the presidential candidate, Deez Nutz, was assassinated in broad daylight in front of 1,000 witnesses. Well, I guess whoever killed Deez Nutz, had (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ A lot of balls.
@BlueShadesWellz
@BlueShadesWellz 8 жыл бұрын
YEEEAHHHH!!!!!!!
@linux750
@linux750 5 жыл бұрын
This guy told THE COOLEST "Dad/Uncle jokes" ever!
@InhalationAerosol
@InhalationAerosol 3 жыл бұрын
This shit is still funny over 10 years later.
@wallacemarbach609
@wallacemarbach609 11 жыл бұрын
Paul Walker died in a car crash this weekend. Looks like he was... going 2 fast...
@bruddanecessity34
@bruddanecessity34 3 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
@Deuteromis
@Deuteromis 2 жыл бұрын
Came for Horatio's one liners, but stayed for the comments section.
@HeavenlyKnight96
@HeavenlyKnight96 6 ай бұрын
The way you edited the "whaah" is just so perfect.
@emiel255
@emiel255 3 жыл бұрын
I love his walk offs and when he addresses one of the agents (usually Frank or Alex) and talks to them in parts
@farmboyfanGaming
@farmboyfanGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine doing this in real life 🤣🤣🤣
@wesley9902
@wesley9902 4 жыл бұрын
Sir, Liam Neeson was reported missing. I’m assuming he was... **Sunglasses** Taken YEEEEAAAHHHHH
@thefluffinator229
@thefluffinator229 10 жыл бұрын
Without the sunglasses this actor is nothing
@TheSmartnotebook
@TheSmartnotebook 10 жыл бұрын
True
@I_hunt_lolis
@I_hunt_lolis 9 жыл бұрын
TheSmartnotebook YEAAAAAAAAA
@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 6 жыл бұрын
Disagree. Caruso has some good moments of acting in these clips.
@EaglesFastAndLow
@EaglesFastAndLow 10 жыл бұрын
"We found semen in her ear, sir" "Well, I guess she heard her killer..." •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...coming." YEEEEAAAAHHHH
@pjlimbeek2713
@pjlimbeek2713 10 жыл бұрын
"it looks like he hung himself" I guess he was just hanging around YEEEEEEAAAHHHHH.
@ShadowAndRoseS
@ShadowAndRoseS 10 жыл бұрын
James was found stabbed to death in a wheat field! What do we do? He was you brother! (Sniff) well, he was always... ...an inbred man. YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
@ShadowAndRoseS
@ShadowAndRoseS 9 жыл бұрын
Yes I know I forgot the R at the end of "your" ok?
@johnrichards7179
@johnrichards7179 9 жыл бұрын
The killer may have fooled us once, but we won't get fooled... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) again. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
@TheFamguy1337
@TheFamguy1337 8 жыл бұрын
sir, this man died from a thing... *puts on shades* ok YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
@landong99
@landong99 11 жыл бұрын
1:00 that was actually a pretty good one....
@Indaheezay
@Indaheezay 13 жыл бұрын
I love how you left the "YEEAAAAAA" after every one-liner. It just wouldn't have been the same without it :)
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 5 жыл бұрын
I always imagine that, right after the line, while we see the intro, Frank and other people present role their eyes and growl over the terrible line, Horatio just said.
@KAHHHH8548
@KAHHHH8548 11 ай бұрын
🤣😂😂
@davidnavarro4821
@davidnavarro4821 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when that video had 1 million views! One of the first meme videos I’ve seen on KZbin.
@soleiltounsi6754
@soleiltounsi6754 10 ай бұрын
Grissom is crying. 😂😂😂 Horatio: so let's Putting sunglasses together 😎😎 YEEAAAAAAH
@terrajshelton5894
@terrajshelton5894 2 жыл бұрын
The only reason I own sunglasses
@Spectre42153
@Spectre42153 Жыл бұрын
1 of the best... "So our accident isn't an accident at all" hahaha man this show was gold
@WonderfulWrldOfBRVO
@WonderfulWrldOfBRVO 2 жыл бұрын
15yrs later and I can say that O&A sent me here I’m dying lmao
@LukeTheGhostKiller
@LukeTheGhostKiller 11 ай бұрын
"Sir, many witnesses say they saw the missing victims shrivel to dust and disappear into thin air, as if it were the work of some sort of extraterrestrial being." **puts on shades** "Oh, snap." YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@martinbabachev728
@martinbabachev728 10 жыл бұрын
"The victim was killed in a parking lot and the only witness is mentally challenged" "Well looks like we`ve got" ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A challenge" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
@smaze1782
@smaze1782 10 жыл бұрын
awesome compilation...thanks for taking the time
@BobTrieste
@BobTrieste 6 ай бұрын
This is quite possibly some of the greatest work on the internet....
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