The Bachelorette Bans Beating Meat | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 131

The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world.
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Trev's Tour Dates:
San Diego, CA: July 22-24
Los Angeles, CA: July 29
Liberty Township, OH: August 6-8
Oklahoma City, OK: August 12-14
Spokane, WA: August 19-22
Tickets at: trevorwallacecomedy.com/shows/
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Blau's Tour Dates:
Liberty Township, OH: July 21
Columbus, OH: July 22
Tampa, FL: Aug 18
Orlando, FL: Aug 19
Tickets at www.blaucomedy.com
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first ad ends at 14:39 2nd 34:54 3rd is 51:07 but yall need it

[@DavidMaYor83]

You are a legend. Thank you

[@calebdepello4695]

I watch the ads willingly lmao it's an extra 2 min of content 😂

[@Grindcorpx]

Dude I've never bought a patreon but if you guys eat mushrooms and do a patreon I'm in

[@zachspeirs9081]

It's well worth it

[@branden429]

The patreon is already amazing

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The patreon is the best 16 cents a day I spend.

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@@trentenr7255 I've never had one but I may give it a shot I paid more than that for HodgetwinsTV

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[@TrevorWallace]

YOOOOOO

[@DavidMaYor83]

TWALLLLLLL

[@LoVeAmBiEnT]

Trevor .. I agree 5 minutes is fkn long...

[@Swolesauce999]

Had me dying when Michael asked if that’s the normal hotness of the Bachelorette! 😂

[@nataliefigueroa9702]

Michael should say Get Blaued, instead of Get Plowed. #getblaued

[@voranpolare4245]

“Runeth my checketh” lmfao

[@terrymitchell5763]

Does anyone else keep thinking that black mark on the socks poster in the middle, is like dirt or a bug on your phone/computer? Lmfao I’m blown and it gets me every episode

[@chocolatethunda9415]

Every fuckin time I wanna wipe my screen but I know it’s on the poster 😤

[@bradlashinski3224]

The way Micheal stared at Trevor when he said whales vagina though

[@chelseymakes]

to answer the breastfeeding question: I weaned my son at 3½ years old. that's a lot longer than most babies are breastfed, but that was the age that it felt detrimental to continue. I needed him to gain independence and I needed my body back.

[@damadz5079]

11:55 gabe lmaoooooo

[@staticteg4953]

I trip alone all the time, I kinda prefer it because I get annoyed with people while tripping if they aren't chill. But you can def eat more mushrooms while tripping and get higher, Trevor 🤩

[@_wreckdaruthless_6393]

How is the experience like? I've only done shrooms with friends because I feel comfortable with them, but I've been wanting to trip by myself.

[@dahzsebraxton]

Whenever Michael talks about his shroom experience it sounds like they really changed his life 😭

[@sethreidy9338]

100 or so subscribers a day, HOW IS NOT 1000 a day, “God Damn!!!!”! Show these men some love already!

[@zanti551]

ohhh another epsiode that goes into the my favs book!!

[@jnullified5265]

Always a good move to tune in

[@dawsynlarson696]

Bro I HAVE to hear Michael talk about the Samsung girl 😂😂

[@qtpi6450]

"a stick is just a homeless tree" 💀💀

[@hannahmonsour]

Half way through i got distracted my Trevor's super shiny watch and then Michaels arms...… Like imagine all the boys had the same arm size as Michael. Ooo that would make for a fun arm wrestling episode XD

[@kentsilva]

Saw my first Yarus today. I see why you guys wanna blow it up.

[@stocktawk]

God I would watch this everyday

[@66shaggy77]

Your Mom's House Podcast Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, Its The Booth Boys in the editing room laughing its Priceless ‼️💯🔥👌🏼🤣

[@HeavvyG]

This shit keeps me going on a daily basis...

[@staticteg4953]

Same, I look forward to this ever Wednesday

[@danielvidcervantes9589]

Cosby and 6ix9ine need to go on tour together.

[@hayden_8755]

I think the Popsicles you are thinking of is outshine bars

[@zacharyhoward6972]

Are y’all going to eventually going to come to New York (not the city) but I’ve been waiting.

[@ritabryden3786]

acid alone is fabulous though, don't knock it before you've tried it, be experienced though

[@sergiocutlip2929]

Amazing

[@hiltonjones5180]

Lol my girlfriend of almost a year just broke up with me while watching this. Hahaha fml.

[@joni5074]

I walk around the house butt-naked And I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior

[@justaguywhoplaysgames]

😂

[@averagealienSD]

Yo my roommate just showed up with the shroom chocolate bars the other day! Guess they're popular rn

[@andrewcap2419]

The pool fucking slaps on mushies

[@michaelsalfaro]

11th ayeee! Love you guys!

[@kook329]

Idk if it’s the rapper you’re thinking of, but CORPSE HUSBAND wears one (he’s also one of those nobody knows what he looks like dudes) but bruh listen to this mans voice. Deepest voice ever.

[@gz5405]

Corpse husband?

[@kook329]

@@gz5405 lmfao yeah, my bad

[@trickortreat9114]

The rapper who wore the mask before the pandemic, Scarlxrd, I love him so much, I love Scarlxrd, I love Stiff Socks, I'm freaking out right now haha

[@Sophia-eg6fy]

I think u were eating helados México popsicles they're amaaazinggg

[@KunH96]

3:19 I think the rapper you're thinking of is Scarlxrd, he already rocked the mask back in 2017

[@TrevorWallace]

yes !!

[@sno8]

Or Kwite

[@nathanforeman9919]

Idk if you guys will see this but youtube "driving on mushrooms" by craig something. Shits so funny if you done them you know what hes talking about

[@vanessajanik4623]

I did shrooms once when I was 16 .. took a decent amount on a piece of bread which was terrible.. anyway I was with my boyfriend & brother. We went to the local nature preserve & I just remember sitting on a bench & not being able to move. Felt like I was melted into the bench then I thought I saw bats flying around which is entirely possible but didn’t know if I was just trippin or if they were real. But yeah food tastes 100 times better. Sounds like Trevor had Helados Mexican popsicles which are fire.

[@kameronfarooqui5567]

That’s funny I clicked this episode I’m tripping on shroom

[@LevyLandTV]

I did a LOT of mushrooms (4-7 grams) by myself once, and it was both amazing and horrifying. I wouldn't really recommend it unless you are willing to become very depressed and sad

[@FinicalGemNA]

Same but with 8 tabs

[@LevyLandTV]

@@FinicalGemNA that sounds horrific. LSD lasts so much longer and is definitely weirdly intense in fucky ways.

[@chloes228]

SLOPPY! Toppy! 😈😈😈🥵🥵

[@owenrussell6920]

4th homie in the comments never above you never blow you always beside you 🤣

[@austinwood2470]

3:30 I think you’re thinking of scarlxrd

[@matthewbe2thiccbeswick121]

“mask hot” right here buddy! that’s me and yes i am pissed masks are over

[@hdafkaksbfabfbao77]

Is Trevor talking about Scarlxrd??

[@lordmacabre]

I'd certainly become a patron when one or both of you admitt to us that you have already had gay sex..100%

[@snappy8666]

GABE PLEASE KEEP IN UR GIGGLES

[@lizzydealy8113]

this podcast is like the guys version of call her daddy.

[@jacoballenfilmz4957]

I’ve thought this since episode 1. The middle price with the logo should be a car hood

[@sweetpea775]

Bite your tongue bros

[@ssat.williams7915]

Not early but not late i still count 3rd

[@ohhighthai633]

TIIITLE

[@ellstackeradventures]

Yooo

[@thecynx2215]

titleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@taylormccracken9192]

Im mask hot and I also breathe through my mouth I guess so its... its been rough without the mask Also if you don’t cüm from penetration, 5 min is perf. Sometimes too long.

[@JacobPrater]

Why the beds, the athletes are as heavy as 2 people

[@PP-bv5ij]

It’s to cut down on waste not to stop sex

[@hhgbbg1696]

2nd wassgud

[@sammidepalma3539]

The bachelor/ bachelorette) is somewhat respectable/respectful/ "classy" versions of dateing shows in comparison TO FLAVOR OF LOVE WITH FLAVA FAVE HAVEING A HUGE ASS CLOCK NECKLACE CEREMONY, GET A CLOCK.GET TO STAY, OR WHO REMWMBER A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TiLA TEQUILA good ol mtv reality dateing shows #simplertimes 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️💯💯😂😂🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️👍

[@capnsalt7102]

Deez?

[@sweetpea775]

Lmao nv ain’t wearing masks

[@chacedoyon4600]

only fans is just patreon for porn

[@justaguywhoplaysgames]

Yes