The Two-Tone Bone | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 152

The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook messages, cuddle boning, and Michael's two-toned cockinas. **Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at / stiffsockspod **
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[@robertanderson4495]

Bro the cockinus is deff a tone darker I’m on board with Blau

[@Jesus-dz7fh]

Mines like 10 tones darker . It’s almost black 🤣🤣

[@kokoblaze420]

Almost every guys junk is darker. Its just fact.

[@blueguygaming1330]

@@Jesus-dz7fh me too bro shits wild😭

[@ConnorVisser]

@@Jesus-dz7fh I usually tell people I'm black where it counts. And it's not even a lie

[@sonnyquintana9835]

Gabe’s “Step Papa” is going to resonate with me all week for some reason

[@djspencerduh]

Listening to this at a coffee shop is just so wild 😂😂

[@clairegatzke7062]

I love how Michael is talking about robbing a Chase bank and proceeds with, “I want to rob a bank” funny story, November 13 my truck was stolen and used in an ATM robbery at a chase bank; They totaled my truck, didn’t even leave me a cut.

[@Joege]

Were you hurt?

[@isaiahholguin]

Much love to Trev and Blau, I strive to have them as a guests one day on my Pod. Heavily inspired by these two🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@MeganBrooke444]

I'm worried about the back legs on Trev's chair...I feel like they are going to breaking in the middle of a podcast 😂ps Can't wait to see Trev in Charlotte on the 18th!!

[@sethreidy9338]

Funniest podcast out there, I put it on everything, I never laugh this hard watching any other podcast. Two true comedians. Fucking GOATED

[@jackwiliams7938]

Perfect timing, im actually early! I love the podcasts thank you guys

[@zanti551]

this was such a good episode!!!! slayyy

[@xgreenkoolaids6998]

i just finiched waching the episode i was hoping for a new episode and boom new video love you guys no homo hahaaha

[@carlosr6462]

Hey Gabe, if you really are going to do the Yaris tattoo, I recommend you to do it in a traditional american style or neo traditional and NOT in a realistic portrait style. Simpler is better, that way the design will not look trashy, it will last longer without going full black and you will not feel bad or regret it in the future. Just a recommendation, if you don't like that style of tattoo just do it how you want.

[@alexisg3348]

This came right on time.

[@jackwiliams7938]

Thats what she said

[@alexisg3348]

@@jackwiliams7938 😂😂😂

[@yonko6181]

I fucking love your guys content no wonder why I clocked in 17000 minutes of your podcast this year

[@juliawojciechowski7829]

Bro said “ I had to use both socks “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 NOOOO

[@rasto6325]

Trevor checking his hue had me like 👀👀👀

[@nathancross6258]

Been waiting for this 🤣

[@andrewbritt1049]

Socks can be used as measurement of load? Like how many it takes to clean up? How many lengths can you throw? Enough to soak thru? Stiff Socks!

[@indreaamae6052]

"I'm gettin hot..." omg🤣

[@matthewbe2thiccbeswick121]

what michael said round 5:00 i agree, win for mom, win for coach, win for athletes if the coach gives special treatment for that

[@Mrevilmonkey86]

Favorite podcast honestly

[@HAMlLTON]

44:21 I laughed so hard

[@exileisland2675]

Asher Roth sampled reading rainbow btw

[@livchavarria9439]

Everyone I know calls lady blue balls “Blue Walls” lmao

[@thecouchpotato264]

Loved the episode boy’s

[@Dull_Asce]

I wonder why I be yawning all the time at work Trevor😳 (I see you yawning)

[@dakotadubois1915]

Yes finally

[@stepha3003]

Stoked you thought Helen Mirren was fine 😄 someone told me they thought I'd look like her in a couple decades, haha I can only hope!🤞

[@clintmayes4782]

Pretty weird to think about Trevor going to school in Camarillo and I was in Santa Paula at the same time we definitely crossed paths at some point haha

[@megankelly7314]

Step grandfather explained: if your parent has a step dad or step mom, they are your step grandmother or grand father. I have this situation with my mom having a step dad which makes him my step grandfather.

[@wolffangfistii5285]

what would would people call their step parent's parents? or their step parent's step parent?

[@nikiharrison7966]

It hurt my head so bad gabe didn’t say this

[@RonBurgundy412]

“He picks sunflowers while he should be playing basketball” Well yeah he really sucks if he was off in a field instead of the gym?

[@anoc_gaming]

I have a step grandfather and we just call him grandpa.

[@mojiyt]

Hey forrest Gump mom did it look how that turned out lol

[@EastNerd28]

Michael had to have been on something through out this episode

[@lead111]

7-10%, Michael getting ripped off

[@jessewgrine2097]

Shit bro I quip my tip. Good vibes 64 digs on that barmitzha

[@asand1985]

Have to say I’d subscribe for sure! Hahaha gotta see that brown D hahahaha

[@PeppermintWolfy]

I have a step grandpa :) My grandma divorced and remarried and that’s how that happened

[@koriarguelles]

women do get blue balls, it feels like a period cramp but almost worse. such a deep pressure. trust me. its real😂😂😂

[@jacobgrover8977]

Seriously?..I am so interested in learning more about that lol

[@scotty_pimpin9270]

whenever they don't know what a word means and they guess at the definition they always get it wrong

[@Mylesfinch]

29:00

[@ellstackeradventures]

Yoooo

[@blaineanderson3572]

I would most definitely pay for his onlyfans!

[@hanyolo120]

Let them play flag football until about 8th grade

[@rakjam]

There’s a white spot on the camera that’s filming Michael and I should be less bothered by it

[@brandonpyland6341]

Everyone buy shiba Inu penny stock crypto

[@fernandogarzajr9338]

First comment 👀👀👀

[@briannarenee2512]

put your kids in rugby instead! much safer than football believe it or not

[@juniorbahena7719]

stop saying your dates, no one cares. just put a pic of the dates. STOP SAYING YOUR DATES!!!!!!!!