🔴 STILL Driving Around Finland (708km Left)

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[@rot_studios]

I can't believe I opened his finland stream... RIGHT AS IT ENDED FOR THE THIRD TIME

[@mattplays3824]

skill issue

[@Justitia_employee_FromLcorp]

Issue of skill

[@b04n]

You will be remembered, soldier

[@blob0000]

Same bro

[@friedrichwilhelmviktoralbert59]

Thy skill should be the issue.

[@tamnker8465]

As I am an American, I will be measuring your remaining distance in American missile ranges. This is assuming the missiles are traveling for close to their max range, and they are fired from the imaginary point you are traveling towards. (your remaining distance away) Here is your distance traveled this stream measured in various missile ranges: 25.9 | Air-to-Air Stinger 11.3 | AGM Hellfire 26.0 | FIM-92 Stinger 49.9 | FGM-148 Javelin 5.7 | RUM-139 VL-ASROC You are within range of these missiles: - Air-To-Surface AGM-158 JASSM AGM-86 ALCM AGM-158C LRASM - Air-To-Air RIM-161 Standard Missile 3 - Surface-To-Surface BGM-109 Tomahawk LRHW - ICBM LGM-30 Minuteman - Submarine-Launched UGM-133 Trident II UGM-109 Tomahawk My data is sourced from a wikipedia article that's been outdated since 2011 and barely updated though, so it's a little unreliable. I got the missiles from the wikipedia article and their ranges by google searching "Max range of " for every single missile. I did this for 34 missiles. Yes, I do have a spreadsheet. Yes, I am a nerd. Yes, I will analyze the rest of the streams if this gets enough attention.

[@akidafloof]

we need this measured in double quarter pounders per moon landing

[@shrimp8832]

Godspeed

[@tamnker8465]

​@@akidafloof WHY!!!! NOW I HAVE TO CALCULATE IT. IT'S 4AM. I can't directly measure the distance, since you're giving me a unit of velocity. A "double quarter pounder per moon landing" is actually a valid unit, although very ambiguous. RECOGNIZED? no. USEFUL? no. VALID? yes. Let's start by defining our units. According to a 2 year old reddit post, the average mcdonalds cheeseburger is about 2 inches tall. We can safely assume that a double quarter pounder is a similar size. I certainly am not going to take exact measurements. The moon landing, from the time of launch to the time the first astronaut set foot on the moon, took 3 days, 3 hours, and 49 minutes. This unit could be defined with the average period of time between moon landings, but that would be harder and I don't want to do that rn. Therefore, one double quarter pounder per moon landing is roughly equivalent to 2in/75.8hrs, or 0.0263852243 in/hr. A more easily understood conversion factor is 1 DQP/ML = 670.18469722 μm/hr. But if we want this to be a real unit, it has to have more than just an abbreviation. It's gotta have a symbol too. I hereby declare that "🍔/🌝" is now the official symbol of the double quarter pounder per moon landing. Who's gonna stop me? The government? Martin traveled an average of 39.38 km/h this stream. This can then be directly translated to 🍔/🌝. Martin traveled an average of 58,759,921 double quarter pounders per moon landing in this stream.

[@akidafloof]

@@tamnker8465 legend actually did it

[@pneusur]

@@tamnker8465damn

[@s4dg]

mart, you averaged ~41.5 km/h this stream

[@plumbum9881]

Bro Has calculated it

[@mx4life560]

​@@plumbum9881 He probably did

[@KekusMagnus]

thats pretty good, at this rate he needs another 12h or so

[@tamnker8465]

His overall average over all of his streams is 51.7 km/h.

[@tamnker8465]

@@mx4life560 I did. I have a spreadsheet. It is 4AM. I have spent the past hour copying stream times and distances on thumbnails down. I do not know what is wrong with me, all I know is that I must C A R.

[@joelandrewgibson4820]

You should do the last 100km in actual finland.

[@ronaldmahan8417]

You werent here for the announcement and it shows. US REAL FANS know that he has something better.

[@interestinggameraltlol9245]

@@ronaldmahan8417WHAT announcement? Just leak it little bro

[@THECHARG]

U sound like a pompous bush 😅​@@ronaldmahan8417

[@bencegaming1716]

Holy shit, the journey is almost over. Congratulations in advance mart, this has been one hell of a ride.

[@theairacobra]

imagine just being on the highway and some guy on a beat up race shitbox blasting pepsiman at max volume just blocks you from overtaking them just to vanish off of the road mere seconds later you are turning into pena 2, the legend of the red satsuma will spread everyone and everyone will know you as the ghost of the red satsuma, endlessly driving around perajarvi for all of time

[@heavenonearthmemes830]

You're almost there martinshitmypants, YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT.

[@GamerBoy870]

But can he make it to the bathroom

[@vlrze]

martin has got to be the best My Summer Car player in the world at this point.

[@simonhenry8598]

That crash 13 minutes in sounded like such a sincere sorry like the frog man’s had to apologise to a female before “oh oh oh oh!!! Sorry) 😂

[@Dhjdhebdaish]

Still 583 km of pain left mart

[@XiJinpingWinniePuuh]

And there is more pain. Just Cause 3 pain because someone already broke his record

[@BedanTV]

2:53:11 - If someone has a clue what the song is. Any detection software failed to detect it. But it is FIRE!

[@kvaek]

Sounds like it /might/ be some kind of remix of Ascend by Energy Reflect?

[@neilpatrickhairless]

Lipps Inc. - Funkytown (Soulwax Remix)

[@neilpatrickhairless]

I played this game through like really seriously, sim style, doing everything the "correct" way. Now I kinda want to replay it, but just raise hell in rural Finland. Maybe even in the van or on the tow motor tractor

[@jimeththemelancollie351]

"You enjoying this? You having fun?" **flicks cigarette butt onto her**

[@pavelr4381]

Martin will always be a succulent fruit.

[@IparIzar]

16:20 that "Bueno, mira oye" killed me

[@corentingoovaerts133]

wow you still do it. i would have give up far more early ^^' good job, you are almost here!

[@Mr.Bones2]

My phone died right as it was ending and he said "I finally did it! I drove 6000 kilometers". Ion think I ever stressed that hard before

[@aesops-ghost7756]

My man pulled the E-break on command.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@fluffyx1556]

not me watching the entire stream 17 hours after it ended because i'm bored

[@tamnker8465]

You are averaging 220 km per stream.

[@TristanLammer]

Wow

[@capitalist_bean9844]

I feel like I’ve missed a major character development in the Satsuma’s lore. Why is the car red and why doesn’t it look like a crumpled bag of chips?

[@boseefusrodriguez5281]

In memory of the good times we all had: "piss car please"

[@LOOTLLAMA7708]

Another good stream, keep it up.

[@Botemedlet]

708 km to 583 km in 3hrs comes to 125 km, with an avg speed of about 41 km/h

[@-_._._-]

I noticed the busted back driver side wheel long before Mart did.

[@A-ct8bl]

Come to Finland😢

[@spuuud]

I was here to witness him pass 6000km

[@tedrandolph4809]

31:15 an engine so bad and a shift so much worse it fixes something

[@Se05239]

She got into the car by her own free will? Damn, I worry what will happen now.

[@periquito_8454]

Did msc update?

[@periquito_8454]

When is the next frog plush comming?

[@datmanflyliketeca]

Martin finds out the hard way that for the car to be inspection approved, it needs to be basic and boring. Also man the distance is almost over!

[@bowedfrog]

18:16 and bro wonders why the tyres wear out in a week

[@millennialchicken]

anyone else notice the bottle rolling into shot after he game ends Pena?

[@DarkMagicBean]

Look at that oversteer offt

[@cartermonck3994]

I actually forgot about this😅

[@blob0000]

What's the stream schedule?

[@snappycat360]

there isnt one

[@saxitreal]

Pwease Daddy Martin~ Could you publish the songs in your Radio? :3

[@voltsiano116]

6000km, yippeeeeeeee!

[@ZTenski]

You're on a mission these day eh? Bet you'll miss Finland

[@cracyexcelsiorclass]

Where is the "hello there and welcome to the international trading company" skit coming from at 1:46:30 ?

[@Zelinkokitsune]

Marathon steam until it is done. Make it happen

[@Jay-ln1co]

More like Martin Simppants.

[@BiG_Brain13]

Congrats on passing 6000 km. Now go to Finnland irl and Drive 3000 km...

[@Just_ZachYT]

sakkijarven polkka?

[@syrupsandwiched]

very gud strem

[@mandiocatostada3859]

he's such a cutie

[@Viewerpregrian]

Dang missed it last second.

[@scrawn9721]

Listen, make us able to extend the kilometers once more at a high price, itll be funny and youll be rich

[@TrixxAreForME]

Not(fin)ishedyet(land)

[@LgMobile-ks5zy]

Hi

[@PrimeHorizon794]

i LOVE YOU MARin but I'm not finishing this vid

[@Pookie_man]

nice stream and gg guys

[@Mewxxy01]

why dont you put your own voice on the donations lmao

[@Bulbminthebulbmin]

martin we need maxwell back for next stream

[@bizzybeezs7208]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SATSUMA????

[@linkfan2109]

why must you curse me by streaming at 12 am est

[@matejholan9826]

I have your operagx mode And Is the best

[@chiefkeef6500]

What is this game?

[@Zamandu]

My Summer Car

[@chiefkeef6500]

@@Zamandu thx g

[@NosSpectre]

L U M B E R

[@MarlokSkalinus]

Come on mart just q few more livestreams and youre done

[@jirkamares3256]

GODDAMNIT IM 3 HOURS LATE

[@toutpitout7196]

Mart can you please try to stream earlier or later we can't watch at 4am (london time)

[@jrimek7408]

He's australian and is set hours in the office unless otherwise occupied. You'll have to live with it like the rest of the world.

[@toutpitout7196]

@@jrimek7408 ohh I didn't know that, well np I wasn't expecting that much. Thx for the info :)

[@gooseonfire735]

threerth

[@cameronallen5995]

58:16 garfield throw

[@Pomeranc470]

.

[@morexskulls7180]

BRUH stop streaming so stupidly early why just why 😩

[@RC_basher]

Its called time zones

[@morexskulls7180]

@@RC_basher wow really well done you are really smart🤓 what time did the stream start for you then

[@BR69843]

@@morexskulls7180 Imagine this: He's an Australian, who streams in Australian daylight hours.

[@RC_basher]

@@morexskulls7180 at like 5 or 6 am

[@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing]

He lives in Austrailia, it was like noon for him when he started the stream. Just like the other guy said, time zones exist.

[@TRUCKSPOTTER]

LETS RIDE IT..... 🥶🥶​​ICE ICE DO IT.... ICE ICE DO IT DO IT ICE ICE DO IT