In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Niko's First Date！ - GTA4

[@kylemurray3526]

Man, dating is really tough nowadays.

[@jeifgravosky7515]

Chaotic and disaster 😂😂😂

[@almosthelpless9374]

Especially in New York City

[@tonycarson]

I read that in Niko’s voice 😂😂

[@luffy_army]

😂😂😂😂

[@unknownunknown4419]

You're telling me my date felt like i got hit by a truck

[@goldinthefurnace]

1:16 cinematic masterpiece ❤😂

[@oliverloosav]

This is awesome 😂

[@bolobalaman]

1:22 Cinematic Masterpiece x2

[@roguenerd6858]

“Bye.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rockshubham7556]

BOOOOOOOMM HEADSHOT! 😂😂💥

[@devinallen4708]

I laughed my ass off to the point i was weezing

[@AnIdiotwithaSubaru]

1:16 they both had an interesting exit strategy

[@dustinswatsons9150]

Nice

[@Shishizurui]

NIKO = BYE * GETS HIT

[@yuugenmagenevileyes9881]

That timing couldn't have been more perfect XD

[@zephyrsans8819]

“I’ll talk to you soon. Bye.” Proceeds to splatter

[@zackjohnsonz]

Somthing out of a cartoon😂

[@iczev]

I love how every time Niko offers to give her a new car, one comes flying straight at her immediately

[@someguy5183]

Yes!

[@KissAssGoodbye]

manifesting 🙏

[@1stud15]

Greifer Jesus: wish granted

[@xfunkypicklex]

He's a man of his word. 😂

[@Roland6733]

I guess she did in fact, get a new one

[@Dunbie_]

3:46 “hey there’s a bowling alley up there we should play 😀” “Cool! Let’s go bowling then” *michelle instantly gets striked*

[@delvi5380]

A-train moment

[@loganharris7801]

I love how the subtitles instantly transition to “Michelle is dead” after that

[@th3_apex_gamer776]

3:51 "Hey there's a bowling alley, we should play" *Little did Michelle know, however, that she was in fact the pin in the bowling alley 😂😂😂*

[@madmax2069]

Lmao, definitely not the kind of bowling she was wanting to play

[@asibit724]

BAD BOYS

[@5tephenmb]

GOAT COMMENT

[@georgemorley1029]

Strike!

[@Jackoffs]

"Michelle is dead."

[@Vableme]

8:47 "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one." Game: *here you go, a new one*

[@H-Shop]

Even faster than Mors Mutual Insurance

[@Ксю-к4о]

😂😂

[@ZacharyLamb-rc8qb]

“Do you mean you’d steal one?”

[@zzolie]

14:50 "Sometimes I just feel like listening to radio, right?" *listens to the screams of dying people instead

[@ijoinedthedarkside333]

"oh this one is my favourite, "pedestrian male scream #2"

[@royery]

😂

[@EoCx1]

2:20 that cut was CLEAN

[@Demonaire]

0:30 "Be careful with Michelle's car or the date will be over" *_Y O U . D O N ' T . S A Y_*

[@first264]

3:51 for some reason the sound of the text message after watching Michelle get ended and reading in bold red "Michelle is dead" is just the icing on the cake

[@goldinthefurnace]

14:04 ha that hydrant saved you from impact.

[@domestos72]

Yes

[@bolobalaman]

5:30 lmao that woman screaming in her car while being yeeted is the best

[@KC_Smooth]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@trellhicks4823]

I can't 💀😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@bilaldemir5252]

Lmao ahahgagaga

[@Headshotnoby]

doppler effect scream

[@Traveys]

Play it in slow motion. It’s HILARIOUS

[@jamesgriffey7982]

The best part is Niko constantly getting blamed for everything even though there's clearly an apocalypse happening on the roadways

[@КапитанчукСергей]

I think his mistake was going on a date during traffic hours like that

[@wattsinaname6975]

Just looks like LA during rush hour. It's his fault for not checking the traffic report.

[@williamevans461]

Women, AmIRight?

[@ChazizMTA]

3:20 lmao so funny the taxi passing by with the scream

[@JH-jm8ib]

5:10 what do you think this is? Bumper cars? 🤣

[@nighthawkj30A4]

After more then 15 Year the crashing dynamics of this game are incredible.

[@BlitzkriegBryce]

and the ragdoll was so good. I loved when someone was trying to take their car back and you drive off while they are hanging onto the door handle.

[@nighthawkj30A4]

@@BlitzkriegBryce same 😂 a nice real detail to bad i dont see that in GTA 5. Come to think of it I’ve seen it few times but they don’t hold to as real.

[@Zellie1994]

Euphoria engine was way ahead of its time.

[@I-didnt-ask-you]

​@@Zellie1994 Wasn't it the Havok engine? I thought Euphoria was GTAV.

[@zezebro17]

​@@Zellie1994it's RAGE engine. the same used in every rockstar games since red Dead redemption 1

[@bolobalaman]

3:51 her final grunt after being hit i can't lmao

[@Konym]

"Michelle is dead" in bold red at the bottom too lmao

[@Leo-mj1mt]

"UGH"

[@KC_Smooth]

LOL

[@diah7130]

The beeps really sell it

[@Mikemic2218]

I guess we all got a jerma985 sense of humor then 😂

[@TheVicar]

I think we should all sit back, listen to the music and enjoy the drive

[@d9zirable]

We don't need to talk, we can just listen to the radio

[@TheVicar]

@@d9zirable Michelle is dead

[@Kenichi3LTataman]

Definetly

[@soupcangaming662]

@@TheVicar *Michelle's car has been destroyed.* "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one."

[@TheVicar]

@@soupcangaming662 Do you mean you'd steal one?

[@poorboy1122]

12:12 that taxi had a whole character arc 💀

[@michaelmaloskyjr]

Damn, that's a good eye for continuity. Never noticed how it just ends up in final shot.

[@TheRealRollerCodster]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@dankpotato9578]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DIAMOND____]

Bad news... It DIES in the next chapter of their story

[@twitchyfingaz92]

5:15 "it's called soap.......S-O-P, soap. BOOOOOOMM!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@TROLLSTIN13]

I don’t know what was funnier. her spelling soap wrong, or the fact the car blew up as soon as she spelled it wrong. 🤣

[@twitchyfingaz92]

@@TROLLSTIN13 I know right!! I watched that part several times and found something new to laff at every time😂😂😂

[@hawkeye5955]

"Soap!" *explosion* *COD MW2 flashbacks*

[@michaelwarner5277]

@@TROLLSTIN13 The BOOM was just the punctuation of the sentence.

[@marizadominguez6648]

Drivr3joe:😂😂😂

[@SimplyTakuma]

_Im sorry about the car Michelle. I can get you a new one._

[@saurabhsaxena2001]

You can get her a new boyfriend for fun😂

[@dxrlingsofmine]

You mean you’d steal one? Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals, Niko?

[@LSSOMBRA117]

​​@@dxrlingsofmine forget about It, i talk tô you soon! Bye biiiiii-💥 (Strategy concept 😎)

[@saintanator8992]

Typical woman criticizing Nikos driving despite the flow of traffic

[@bazzyblack5895]

💀💀💀

[@Sir_nuggets]

Bruh

[@SRDPS2]

Woman ☕

[@VBunplugged757]

Lol imagine keeping up with the flow of traffic now

[@thatscandinavianguy841]

Karen is really annoying

[@Twitchems]

"Be careful with Michelle's car, or the date will be over" Yeah well that's not really up to me

[@statrunner]

1:12 bye-

[@luisz2853]

10:28 After so many dates Michelle has learned that every goodbye is a car in the face😂

[@jesusmendoza297]

finally figured out she’s stuck in a time loop 😂

[@luisz2853]

@@jesusmendoza297 FBI hard work🤣🤣🤣

[@davidkonevky7372]

She's stuck in some sick and twisted groundhog day 😂

[@luisz2853]

Michelle: If he says goodbye like that, what will the bed be like?

[@Runninginthesnow597]

Infinite Miles Per Hour: playing on streets near you

[@AllOfTheHallows]

0:53 "MY STOMACH JUST JUMPED lmao😂

[@marizadominguez6648]

Drivr3joe: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DonVecta]

11:08 her face, lol Poor Niko, he kept being blamed by the unnaturally blue sky of Libery City and the strange, crazy traffic pandemic the city is suffering.

[@ShadyRonin]

The drive from 5:29 to 5:45 is honestly incredible hahaha

[@akiirasuttonlarge]

Just another day at the office.

[@skelytonn]

that one mf who ignores his problems:

[@Rimsiakas]

This is a very nice symbolic demonstration of the feeling of cultural shock Niko is experiencing after just arriving to Liberty City.

[@スガル]

Shockwave more like Both from the car breaking sound barrier and the explosion

[@ivnarc6430]

Lmao

[@fruitcake4910]

10:28 Nice escape

[@iamwoowee]

3:52 she really went bowling

[@jack1aug96]

7:45 Niko just walking back down the stairs 😂

[@Ксю-к4о]

😂😂😂😂

[@goldinthefurnace]

4:56 OH MY GOD 🔥🔥🔥😂😂

[@brandonu.6422]

Lol there’s literally a charred burning human and Michelle is chillin. Niko even made some date money $$

[@calebcollinsmusic8407]

It’s the occasional random car in the distance that’s somehow flying vertically that has me in tears.

[@AlessandroRosmo]

6:23 "STOP THE VEHICLE" *flies away*

[@KnightSlasher]

I like how the taxis is the only vehicle driving at a normal speed

[@Roland6733]

Lmao True

[@Nilsttone]

1:22 "bye" 💥💥💥

[@jairoiii6571]

Bro got transport

[@kjstancedz]

😂😂😂

[@fiorsantana4227]

Well, he’s happy

[@ArtsyAustin]

7:05 Niko had enough 😂

[@sirisaac6125]

NIKO SMASH

[@sorecentipede]

its incredible how the traffic speed creats such an apocalyptic vibe...

[@bryant475]

Yeah I was thinking this would end the population pretty quickly, way worse than a zombie apocalypse! You can only stay indoors for so long, until you have to go outside for resources. Would be a great movie/show premise!

[@drivr3joe]

The worst possible scenarios that play out in your head before the first date:

[@kohaku2421]

*Niko casually goes out for a date* Police: We have to arrest you for this madness!

[@robdom91]

Police: We don't know why the law of mass and velocity broke, but there's this guy Niko Bellic. We need to arrest him and hold him accountable... for reasons...

[@whocares5114]

1:16 to 1:24 is the funniest thing i have seen in a while, i almost passed out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@fernandoguedes4952]

they let them finish their sentences hahahaha

[@madmanjoe1002]

Actually crying with laughter. 😂

[@mississippiwrenches295]

3:45 is pretty funny too 😂

[@Corkoth55]

Fuggedabowdit

[@George94_tape]

Geez Louise! This was 100% funnier than I thought it'd be before clicking.

[@Lord_The_Dragon]

6:35 That taxi got headshoted for sure

[@michaelmaloskyjr]

For some reason that pause when Nikko's just helplessly staring at Michelle at 5:05 gets me everytime! 😂

[@5tephenmb]

It’s like he knows something 😂

[@krisstopher8259]

"nicole is dead". alrite that date sucked. lmao

[@girabbit]

“What you think this is, bumper cars?” says a driver 💀

[@chimchu3232]

Right after watching a man get engulfed in flames in the fetal position 😂

[@michaelmaloskyjr]

@@chimchu3232 hahaaha

[@Alex_Guy1011]

Never thought Niko's PTSD from the war would stay.

[@garrettpoulin6303]

3:50 was just awesome. She was there and then she wasn’t.

[@zombiTrout]

The random screams from the pedestrians is absolutely killing me. 😂😂😂

[@hjsimpson]

1:16 was probably one of the top 15 funniest things I've seen in my entire life

[@austincolton7546]

No one: Episode 1 of The Boys: 2:38

[@GodAboveAaE]

?

[@fatcat420]

It's a reference to A-Train running through that couple I think.​@@GodAboveAaE

[@JulzGein_]

3:50

[@joehaynes6647]

3:51 killed me dude i cant breathe. They way you just looked in the direction she was taken away you were just like "oh" then followed by you getting obliterated yourself

[@branbelen8528]

the way the player kept a calm driving style killed me lmao

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

11:08 I love how the Doppler effect shifts his pitch down as he flies away at high speed.

[@zamnodorszk7898]

The absolute hilarity of Michelle saying “I hope the police didn’t see that!” When there’s a literal hurricane of cars, mangled pedestrians and lampposts raging around them.

[@merlefi6162]

3:50 The timing was so perfect 😂

[@radishfeast4021]

Next time I encounter wild traffic I'm going to scream "geez louise!" Instead of the usual profanity, thank you for this lesson in dating etiquette.

[@shaggysnax01]

I literally NEVER dated Michelle - or rather, Karen - especially knowing she was spying on Niko. This video, and just watching her suffer in general, is therapeutic to me.

[@ellygirl84]

I'll give credit where credit is due.. Michelle is one tough woman who just doesn't give up on the idea on going on a 1st date! Definitely a one of a kind!

[@Phanto.]

because she is an FBI agent who was investigating Niko 😢

[@goldinthefurnace]

3:48 Michelle: "Hey, we should go bowling" Was already in the lane and Becomes a pin😂😂😂 🎳

[@wattsinaname6975]

🤣

[@TheGlaizers]

please

[@kylearchie6598]

💀💀💀

[@georgemorley1029]

Strike!

1:17 is gold. Some of us wished that happened on our dates 😂

[@dogman3362]

12:54 the red car flying by and screaming in terror

[@princelevi3733]

I think we should sit back, listen to music, and enjoy the ride. She is asking for a lot right there.

[@KOENIGSPILZ]

1:10 best scene 😂

[@MichaelSchlossberg]

Omg. I’m lying in bed with a fever, binge watching these videos. This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Thank you so much.

[@YoUnOkNoWoK]

Nothing like chaos and a casual conversation

[@austria-hungary4981]

"I'll talk to you soon, bye!" *gets yeeted ass by a car*

[@therealdapperdan]

*car smacks into michelle's car at 999999mph* Michelle: "OWUH" 3:03

[@morkahnofficial]

3:50 'Michelle is dead' is so fkn funny

[@davidkonevky7372]

Fr the game be acting like it's my fault 🙄

[@MatTen532]

"Pull over you maniac" HAVE YOU SEEN THE OTHER DRIVERS?!

[@michaeldonoghue9015]

Your videos are great. I get to hear dialogue I’ve never heard before

[@someguy5183]

The 2nd attempt was possibly the best of them, though I find it all hilarious.😂

[@салфеткибумажные-р3щ]

12:48 that cop car saved the day

[@osadniczek140]

4:54 i love how some random guy on fire just appears out of thin air, curls into a ball, starts yelling and instantly becomes black with a single "ouh"

[@TheRockwhisperer]

Love the fact that Michelle still want to go out with Nico, she is dedicated to her work!

[@soCk150]

2:35 “I can get you a new one” as a car proceeds to slam into her face 😂😂😂

[@XxTheGoOfYxX]

do the Mr. Faustin truck bomb mission lol

[@AnthroGearhead]

Oh god no 💀

[@leo-t7e6r]

yoo 1:21 had me rolling😂😂😂

[@xtianchen7977]

Lmfaooo exactly why i came for the comments after watchin that part

[@Deidarus]

Hahahahaha😂

[@fruitcake4910]

3:51 Poor girl had no chance

[@AnthroGearhead]

Considered what she became in GTA 5, killing her was a breeze

[@electricbird423forester9]

She was up to no good anyhow

[@AnthroGearhead]

@@electricbird423forester9 ^ every FBI/CIA agent in a nutshell

[@Itemtotem]

*WHAM!* Ill talk to you soon. Bye *WHAM!!*

[@d9zirable]

one hit kos 3:51 7:35 doppler effect 2:44 10:29 11:10

[@Rents-Ch]

Lets go bowling then *dies*

[@hueyskitchen906]

@@Rents-Ch the boys theme plays*

[@Corkoth55]

5:30 is a good Doppler effect as well

[@mase60391]

It’s December 27, 2023 and this is no doubt the funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😂😂😂

[@wattsinaname6975]

Forgot how cheesy this game was at times... Don't worry I'll get you another car since I destroyed yours. 😆

[@zacharyrollick6169]

3:52 Seeing her get A Trained will never bet old.

[@randymarshusa2928]

This is probably what it feels like to live in the marvel universe as a citizen

[@nthgth]

9:54 "Stupid malaka!" GTA III, is that you?? But holy shit this is the funniest stuff I've seen all year 🤣🤣

[@myrt35881]

it's so funny because their quotes really fit on situation sometimes

[@Cheapshot420420]

2:05 PULL OVER YOU MANIAC!

[@jairoiii6571]

The other people:

[@SaphMiles]

3:51 Finally made it! - Michelle gets hit by a car 😂

[@ssgpentland8241]

the funniest part is, you can blow up her car, or even act like a complete psycopath in front of her and she STILL will let you keep trying to take her on that 1st date

[@yinli9219]

3:49 Niko no need go bowing because she is a bowing bottle😂😂😂😂😂

[@DailyWorkoutEnjoyer]

"Cool, let's go bowling." I mean he wasn't wrong

[@bluscout6440]

It's not Niko his fault. Traffic was crazy that day. I remember, I was there in NYC 2008

[@JaceTan-90]

I like how Michelle is blaming everything on Nico despite nothing is his fault. 😂😂

[@twitchsopamanxx]

1:16 was PERFECT comedic timing, amazing.

[@Fulldrag7802]

1:23 the audible thud made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂 timing on that was perfect!

[@wafflewagon347]

More foreshadowing I never noticed: She says “This poor car!” not “MY poor car!”

[@popeviii4713]

💀💀💀 this shit had me rollin

[@navyhusky2020]

"I'm NoT uSeD tO tHiS tYpE oF dRiViNg!!!"

[@Alan-qb8dt]

Life is so fast paced, it is hard to keep up.