The Reliant - Midnight Screenings Review

Kevin Sorbo must protect his family from Antifa who has taken over the country and destroyed our society! Or at least that's what we're led to believe this is about. Brad and Doug review the new religious action movie The Reliant.

[@MikePhalin]

I really liked that Sorbo's agent responded to us asking how much we were willing to pay to interview him.

[@UlshaRS]

A podunk little 3rd string comic con I worked with got him in a 2-for with Dean Cain. He's practically busking now.

[@AlexRN]

And? Will it happen???

[@csjcsj2906]

In the upcoming DVD release promo, it’ll probably insert a line that goes like: “The movie Brad Jones decided to see instead of THE IRISHMAN.”

[@warhawk9566]

Kevin Sorbo dies? This is a bigger ripoff than Bryan Cranston dying in Godzilla!

[@BroCope]

We wanted to use him more, but we were on a very small budget.

[@sonnyblack5253]

Spoilage.Thanks

[@INoahGuy1]

Or Chris Brown dying in Stomp the Yard

[@coolnerdlll6053]

He dies in God's Not Dead and Meet the Spartans as well. Move over, Sean Bean.

[@h0lly_blue]

can we please just get "God's Not Dead 4: In Space!!!"

[@aurorauplinks]

If you hire George Lucas you'll get the best space based revenge film :p

[@eazy8579]

Get Sorbo to play a Zombified Radisson

[@eazy8579]

Cover all of the bases, just in case that one is "a Cash Grab"

[@michaelthomas5433]

The 'third' God's Not Dead is actually a good movie. So likely they decided to stop making them because of that.

[@swordhunter12]

Gonna need at least 2 more sequels before it goes to space

[@martinsriber7760]

Maybe they don't show what happens outside of the forest because the world is fine and the protagonists are just weirdos.

[@MrPeanut624]

So just like every paranoid conservative gun owner?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Sounds like a Shyamalan movie.

[@vorpalspartan1463]

Seems about right

[@floraposteschild4184]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 The Village! (Oh, did I spoil it? Damn)

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@@floraposteschild4184 What a twist!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Since when Hercules became a alt-right sympathizer?

[@TheFunGun5]

Since Xena became way more popular than Hercules.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@@TheFunGun5 LOL. XD

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

"Sorbo's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness"

[@Tareltonlives]

Remember when movies encouraging terrorism were not given wide release? Ah, Trump's America.

[@diggpen1249]

Hey! Someone from the future here. Funny story...

[@Tareltonlives]

@@diggpen1249 Boy did this movie age even worse

[@maugos]

Sucks that Sorbo has become a whiny old man.

[@Deactorr]

I thought that was Lloyd.

[@crimsondynamo615]

He’s drifting into old man yells at cloud territory

[@peterkrug4124]

I liked him better when he was doing Hercules, back when I didn't know about his political beliefs.

[@manticorephoenix]

See I keep watching these videos and this is why my ad algorithm is cancer cause I only get Pureflix propaganda trailers anymore lol

[@arellajardin8188]

Ha! Every now and then, youtube thinks I really want to watch the most vile, alt right, anti sjw, woman hating videos. And it might be because I liked one of Brad’s Pureflicks reviews.

[@aurorauplinks]

Letters to Dad played today then the dove foundation gave it five doves and I was like okay.... fine fine.... but it really neededbetter emotional writing/acting... give that film synopsis to George Lucas and let him punch up the script and retitled it Hellraiser 7: fires from heaven. And make it a epic film about a former secret service agent from Britain living as a cop in america and still unused to every cop having a gun, hes good with guns, he just doesn't trust others with guns. And then someone in town from the drunk side of th own opens a strange puzzle gateway and daemons are capturing people who walk near the gate and he has to uncover the truth, recover the survivors, get a priest, and destroy or undue the gateway puzzle

[@manticorephoenix]

@@aurorauplinks it's got my money

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That never happened to me thank Odin.

[@NathanGatten]

I didnt know it was pronounced "Aunt Tifa" 😅

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Aunt Lockheart.

[@AlexRN]

Hey, KZbin’s automatic subtitles are trying their asses off!

[@Deactorr]

Another false advertised movie? Just like Maleficent: Mistress of Evil?

[@michaelryall5752]

Well I knew this was coming....welp, now we wait to see if we get the Cinema Snob review of The Reliant in 2020. FYI still waiting for the Snob review of Acrimony.

[@KendoGetsMeHorny]

This movie is just The Turner Diaries as a YA novel

[@ZeroArmour]

So, it's another feature length strawman.

[@a_jerk]

I shaved my head yesterday... hooray for bald dougs

[@aurorauplinks]

I thought you were saying you shaved your dog yesterday hurray for bald dogs.... my vision could use some healing

[@Tareltonlives]

Anti Antifa? Isn't that fascism with a lot of extra steps?

[@davidsumner7604]

Antifa actually stands for "Anti-First Amendment". They really don't like the First Amendment.

[@melodyrichardson5051]

@Django Fett Of course he pulls his facts out of his ass. He supports Trump, after all.

[@BlazingOwnager]

Antifa are pretty much bizarro fascists.

[@vorpalspartan1463]

Tareltonlives basically

[@joshuagonzales320]

How antifa acts is awful they go about it all the wrong ways but there overall message and name are “anti fascist” is a great thing to be against but they lose all credibility by being violent

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

Let’s get this straight: Anti means “Against” and Fascism means “Fascism”. Ergo, being anti-Antifa = Pro-fascism. Checkmate.

[@1massboy]

As . Count Dooku would say “I've been looking forward to this.”

[@NoInfoAvail]

Lol

[@voxdraconia4035]

As God would say : "It's not my fault!"

[@earthhound]

I still kinda want Kevin Sorbo to play Mengsk in a Starcraft movie.

[@aurorauplinks]

Cool idea.... he could play raynor or Duke or even one of the protoss too... emperor mengsk should be a villainous fun guy... "fun".... maybe Dexter's lead actor? Etc

[@eazy8579]

Sorbo is the only good part of any movie he's in

[@earthhound]

@@aurorauplinks My first choices would be Mark Hamil or Jeffrey Dean Morgan but I also consider Sorbo since he was in Andromeda. Dean Norris would have to play Duke though.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Brace yourself the Warhammer fans are coming to troll you for mentioning StarCraft.

[@aurorauplinks]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 im a warhammer fan..... not a major fan but i have a few stories i write from time to time... trying to get published... someday in the black library... someday anyways another great choice for a Mengsk actor would be Danny Trejo or perhaps Steven Segal if you could talk him into seeing Mengsk as the hero lol

[@kyleshiflet9952]

I'd rather support Antifa than Purflix cause I'd rather have common sense over totally Insanity

[@BlazingOwnager]

If you're looking for common sense, you'll find it in neither of these things. If you're looking for insanity, you'll find it in both.

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

@@BlazingOwnager antifa has a relatable cause. Pureflix does not

[@lego4virgo]

I'd like to see how a group of Christians would handle 'The Purge'.

[@voxdraconia4035]

"real" christians? Or the crazy evenagelist american kind that would throw Jesus in jail if he would return and tell them they are all totally off on his message?

[@Jar0fMay0]

You mean The Crusades?

[@lego4virgo]

@@voxdraconia4035 Both types. Though I think we all know how it would actually turn out.

[@TheFunGun5]

All Christians are "real" Christians.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@@voxdraconia4035 Why not both?

[@Shadowman4710]

::Insert Kevin Sorbo's "DISAPPOINTED!!!" meme here::

[@1massboy]

As Count Dooku would say “I've been looking forward to this.”

[@ClownScreams]

For a bit of context, when Brits think of The Reliant, we can only picture a shitty three-wheeled car made by Robin.

[@aurorauplinks]

They should have had one of those as the hero vehicle lol

[@Jar0fMay0]

In a week or so, they still will. This seems like a very forgettable movie.

[@johnpotts8308]

Well, the Trekkier of us think of Khan's ship in Star Trek II...

[@aurorauplinks]

The enterprise? Oh the .... botany bay What do you mean reliant? That wasn't his ship, he starshipjacked it :( so rude

[@RichardWatt]

​@@aurorauplinkswell Star Fleet is happy with captains leaving the keys in the ignition, so... 😊

[@Paigeasaurous]

SO I have no idea why this was recommended too me, I've literally never heard of this 'film', BUT I'm so glad I watched this video. You guys are fucking hilarious, hard smash on that SUBSCRIBE!!!

[@Doc_Trancy]

Love watching this after January 6 2021. Who knew it was the people who made this movie attacked the government. They told us what they were planning with this movie and we didn’t know

[@SkolneyVikings]

Yet that movie The Hunt got banned forever.

[@davidsumner7604]

Oh that pisses me off. It'll be hilarious if it turns out The Hunt was actually a rare pro-Republican movie that Republicans got censored. For the record, I don't like it when Left wing people try to get shit censored either.

[@jeffp.7598]

Don't have him anymore, please. I avoid his videos like the plauge.

[@KaleLikesWaffles]

Doug looks like John Lithgow in the thumbnail

[@noahkaser6347]

I'm very ashamed to say that parts of this film were filmed in my hometown and one town below me

[@IndengiousGoth]

So this is basically every christian gun nut Republican's wet dream. XD!

[@ladycheyne5607]

Today just got better with the appearance of these two together 🥰

[@slashingkatie7872]

Disney bought all the seats you know like they did with Captain Marvel According to the neckbeards

[@JackOfen]

Nice bait

[@jcoleman4101]

Are we not gonna address that Kevin Sorbo was asleep with scrubs on when the kid found his gun? What hospital you ever heard of that allows Doctors to have an ankle piece?

[@Cinehotties]

Is this the religious version of the purge or red dawn

[@peterkrug4124]

No, it's the religious version of Invasion USA

[@HylianFox3]

Sounds like the plot of Birdemic. low budget? no action? lots of people saying that it's chaos without actually showing it? characters hiding in the woods with a preachy message? yep

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Oh a Kevin Sorbo movie? Cue the Cinema Snob episode that will eventually come out.

[@_SkullFace_]

It's Brian Cranston in Godzilla all over again!

[@ddaug3149]

Saw the trailer it looked amazing bad

[@ColeslawVariant]

The Reliant vs Unplanned : which is worse? Unplanned and Laqueesha are still tied for my least favorite of 2019 so far.

[@Henshingod]

Roe vs. Wade is still coming out. Starring Milo Yiannopoulos and Tomi Lahren!

[@ColeslawVariant]

WHAT? I. Am. There.

[@MickeyD2012]

If nobody was sitting there, why didn't you just move to the back?

[@KatieCatWalker]

I might be wrong but I think it's because they're invited seeing how they are famous critics now. So they have pre-seated seats.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

Depends on the Theater and how they handle assigned seating.

[@irrefutablematt]

id laugh if there was some dude just sitting around laughing cause he reserved all the seats

[@EatHoneyBeeHappy]

This was awesome and timely, thanks guys!

[@weirdkitty07]

So it's lame Red Dawn meets Rambo Last Blood meets War Room and Courageous? Pass.Maybe it had originally been cut differently but when they went to make trailers, they realized it was more lame than exciting, so they were like, well these other movies are coming up, so let's make the trailer look like them.

[@Matt20911985]

I think the only religious movie that I saw that had good writing and made sense was An Interview With God. All the rest were just propaganda crap I couldn’t even get all the way through.

[@theweysermanisback5205]

At least, I got stuck in the front row to see the 1st "Sing" movie for a good reason. My Heroes Camp group & I tried to take 1 of the upper seat rows, so that we can fill an entire row, but some of the seats were taken, and we couldn't do it. All of the rows were like that, and as a result, we got stuck in the front row. It was fine, and it was the 1st time I ever sat in the front row to see a movie.

[@andychase5687]

Maybe they should've cast Kirk Cameron or Scott Baio? They're not exactly busy these days!

[@darksideofthemoon488]

Hey Snob? Do you plan to review this film on your show anytime soon? 😁

[@sarahharris2729]

God would not promise a Sorbo movie and not deliver. ---- yasssss (y)

[@spenhaPot]

is Kevin Sorbo becoming Christian Sean Bean?

[@TheFunGun5]

His been a crazy Christian for a long time, its just that now he has a platform.

[@Headbanger142]

Sorbo killed only 15 minutes in????? DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!!!

[@scottcharney1091]

As they mentioned, he is in some flashbacks.

[@king_supreme1102]

Doug!

[@disparityband]

The thumbnail makes Doug look like George Washington. Am I crazy?

[@endplanets]

So glad this got reviewed

[@deefenestration7989]

I also was told it was civil war movie between antifa and gun-totin' christers. Turns out it was just another no-budget christian movie. I just jumped on KZbin to see if anyone else felt robbed. Yep. Wasn't alone.

[@thecolonel9857]

Seems like a documentary now

[@AvelierPlays]

Kevin Sorbo vs Antifa: The Movie

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Oh this is gonna be fun. (Laughs uncomfortably)

[@davidsumner7604]

It sounds like that isn't what the movie is. That would be entertaining.

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

And somehow they made every part of that false.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@@SomeRandomJackAss That's a bit dissapointing. I wanted to see Sorbo becoming a gun toting Chuck Norris wannabe.

[@philippeh3904]

Checking out the IMDB user reviews, man there a lot of 10/10 reviews, I trust that

[@Kittybarcode]

The shitiest movie on Netflix . Awful acting stupid writing

[@gagetomerlin9822]

Bradican doth returns

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Verily!

[@thethinkingcatakaneonormie3527]

How disappointing I want a ridiculous Anti Antifa movie like a Dinesh D'Souza offering

[@KatieCatWalker]

Lmfao Eric Robert's was in the movie? Man he's just in anything for the mo'NEY!!

[@thewraithwriter22]

A true actor

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

We've got to have mmmoney.

[@aiberlane3390]

Poor guy, he's always been in Julia Robert's shadow. I don't know why he can't find good roles.

[@eryaid]

Why didn't you just take one of the empty seats?

[@manticorephoenix]

Then someone would post a photo of them sitting there as a social media propaganda campaign applauding these two skin heads for supporting a film for Christ and how they show they will not be intimidated by the lame stream media and the stormtroopers of the UN. The cringe would be amazing

[@nomobobby]

Probably cause it was a dine in theater- the server would’ve noticed immediately

[@aaaagggghhhh6370]

first comment !!!

[@cheryldinnell5095]

It had some good points, especially if you guys had been in New Orleans when Katrina hit. . . . . only about 20% of your law enforcement and medical services were operating. . . . . not much help there. . . . . . . . so many unprepared. . . . . as usual. . . . .

[@bigduke5902]

Change the faith and this is sn Ocsar contender.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

If by contender you mean meh Oscar bait...maybe. And that is a big MAYBE.

[@scottcharney1091]

What's that supposed to mean?

[@BroCope]

You guys have SFB syndrome. After one showing in 737 theaters nationwide, The Reliant shot up to #1 best seller THE NEXT DAY on Amazon and stayed there for 6 days. In addition we have won 23 first place awards in film festivals all over the country. That is unheard of from a small budget independent film. Most of the SFB reviewers never even saw the movie, and yet they trashed it. But that is not the best news. Nooooo. Here is the good news. On the day of judgment, you will be required to give an account for every word that has come out of your mouth, or from your keyboard. EVERY WORD. Only those who have a friend among the Christians to vouch for them will survive. The rest are tossed alive into a fire. Sooooo, your review might just be what determines where you spend eternity. We get the .last laugh. We get to Review your life.

[@BroCope]

@@sighthound6362 No.

[@freakyzed8467]

Found the snowflake! Someone who wants to drive the hate and division in this country for his own ego and profit. So tell me this; why do you worship a god who will torture me for all eternity just because I don't believe he exists? If God DOES exist, then he knows the evidence I would need to believe in him, but is choosing to NOT give it to me. So he created me just to torture me. Dude, you are SICK! Seeing your subs, you do love hating on people though, so that's a good example of 'God's love.'

[@freakyzed8467]

Wait, YOU get to review OUR lives? Where in the Bible does it say that??? Guessing, as an American Evangrlical, you see yourself deep down as a god.

[@bobcobb3654]

I’m sure God has better taste than to condemn someone for not liking a Brian Bosworth movie.

[@BroCope]

@@bobcobb3654 And you would be wrong. Look at Rev 11:5 in the Bible. It describes 2 guys God calls His witnesses. If anybody even WANTS to hurt these two, they MUST BE KILLED. The God of the Bible is rather thin skinned.

[@Catherineslove]

All the blasphemy in here is crazy. Wow. I feel really bad for you guys :( And who will you cry out to when your going down to hell? You mock God now but will you when you life ends? I pray you will all see the truth before your time is over. :( So sad.

[@MarquisLeary34]

And will you mock Osiris when your heart is weighed against a feather to see if you are worthy of paradise after death?

[@rogermoss1672]

I want to see your beaver.

[@Catherineslove]

@@rogermoss1672 lol

[@Catherineslove]

@@rogermoss1672 out of all the comments to me yours actually made me laugh out loud lol ;) I want none of you to perish. I can only ask God to forgive you all and hope that He will. Sorry you all feel this way.

[@Catherineslove]

@HerrNilssonTheMonkey So no one made your DNA.. no one made it so we are all not the same. Not one human being has the same fingerprint. Have you ever seen how tiny your fingerprint is? How is that even possible? lol. Our bodies alone should be proof enough that a Creator exists! Billions of cells live in our bodies. All of our organs that work together to keep us alive! The food and water in the ground that we need to survive.. the sun that we need for our food to grow.. all of that is just by chance and we will all just die? Wow. Who is the one deceived?