Originally aired 7/24/2014. The Cinema Snob reviews the Italian Hercules film, and is tempted to throw a bear into space! Subscribe: / stonedgremlinproductions
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@BronzeBoy5206 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for Hercules to get into a debate if god is real or not, and is then punished by god by being hit by a car. Wait, wrong Hercules.
@harbingerofsalt6 жыл бұрын
Hera: *runs to Hercules' dead body* "This is a cause for celebration!"
@outsidercain30386 жыл бұрын
A car driven by Ruby Knowby
@LaNoLaCola6 жыл бұрын
N.obody Sevenhundred or wait for that Hercules to appear on hannity
@TheFlyingJew135 жыл бұрын
MRW when I find out this isn't the Kevin Sorbo Hercules: "disa-PPOINTED!"
@nortonsegahippie45744 жыл бұрын
Lou Ferrigno will turn green and crush you. This is my guilty pleasure film wish still had both of his Hercules movie on VHS
@LaNoLaCola6 жыл бұрын
... MINOS! *throws a bear into space*
@viktorriquelme37356 жыл бұрын
and hercules yells: this is not over BEAR!!!
@SongbirdAlom6 жыл бұрын
My mom used to date Ferrigno. I jokingly call him "dad" when I see him on TV. (he's not my dad.)
@murrfeeling6 жыл бұрын
...and then he threw you into space.
@SongbirdAlom6 жыл бұрын
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW (for real, 10/10 comment)
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
murrfeeling *GoodTimes Hercules:* My wife died to to her not being able to protect herself from these snakes! *GoodTimes Aladdin:* Maybe I could summon my genie to bring her back to life! Or maybe rewind time so you could try and lightly toss those snakes- *Bay-er:* Hey! I like randomly intruding on the scene when someone else is talking, that's why they call me Scene Interrupting Bay-er! *Cam-laddin:* A Bear! Quick Jerkules! Throw that bear into space! *Jerkules:* With honor, Cam my homie! Prepare to die, Fat Berri- (Gets mauled by the bear) ARRRRGHHH! My perfect chest! *Cam-laddin:* Aw... nuts... (summons genie) Hey genie, do something about this bear! *Genie* *Bennett:* With pleasure, Cam-laddin! (Uses magic on Bay-er) *Bay-er:* Huh? What's goin' on? (Smack!) (With in a flash, Bay-er is sent flying from the earth and into space) *Bay-er:* Aww, crud. That stupid genie threw me into space. Now I'm Space Bay-er! (Poofs into oblivion) (Back on earth) *Cam-laddin:* Phew! Thanks genie! Now can you heal my buddy Jerkules and his wife? *Genie:* Sorry, but you've exceeded you wish limit. I must cool down for the rest of the month. (Goes back into the lamp) *Cam-laddin:* Crap. If only Paige and her Aladdin were here... *Jerkules:* Oh... Pain... Oh Godly Agony!
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Little Bear That's why they call you... SPACE INTERRUPTING BAY-ER!
@geoffreysorkin57744 жыл бұрын
You get to call him dad, the rest of us have to settle for daddy.
@squirrelguy21955 жыл бұрын
The bear throwing scene and Brad's reaction to it is still one my favorite Snob moments of all time.
@MegaManXPoweredUp5 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a 10 minute loop of his reaction. - Herc throws bear into space - Snob silently in disbelief for 10 minutes - Snob finally snaps out of it
@tychoazrephet37946 жыл бұрын
"But enough about Earth, WE WILL GO TO THE MOON!" always makes me laugh.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Tycho Azrephet From the earth to the moon.
@Never_heart6 жыл бұрын
This Hercules is like some unholy hybrid of Superman and Conan.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Neverheart and he's played by the Hulk.
@gtsgreatteacherscathach55506 жыл бұрын
So throwing a bear into space creates a new constellation, eh sounds right to me.
@murrfeeling6 жыл бұрын
As we all learned in Katamari Damacy.
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
That was an epic feat. Death Battle should note that.
@armjjb51894 жыл бұрын
I thought that's just how they made constellations in ancient myth?
@truefailure63593 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, though it wasn’t Hercules in the original story- it was Zeus who just seized two random bears by the tails and hurled them into space to make the big and little dipper.
@mr.pavone97193 жыл бұрын
That's how it happened in the myths. Lots of monsters got tossed into the sky.
@ListieShadows6 жыл бұрын
At last, the return of the review that introduced me to the single greatest moment in cinematic history: Hercules throwing a bear into space. Oh, I'm so happy.
@GasmaskAvenger6 жыл бұрын
That Gamer it's up there with Bruce Lee jumping out of his grave and the opening of The Black Gestapo.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
That was so great.
@phaolo66 жыл бұрын
And Disney kinda re-used this in their Hercules cartoon, when he sends the titans in space ; )
@alexgray20396 жыл бұрын
Nick Cage in a bear skin suit punching the fuck out of this woman in Wicker man. Also a great moment In both Film and Bear history
@Zanzoltan6 жыл бұрын
-How are you? -I'm Hercules -I know that... -Then you know what's about to happen... *Throws old lady into outer space*
@joshuawayneyork4 жыл бұрын
"Skellitor the master of the universe!" Oh.My.God, I almost died! Did anyone else recognize that came from that 80's religious video that the Cinema Snob reviewed?
@pokehybridtrainer Жыл бұрын
26:46 This lives rent free in my head. Such a specific cry of anger.
@nealmaxwell7904 жыл бұрын
9:29 that look on Brads face😂
@seand70425 жыл бұрын
Dude this is clearly the origins of Grognak the barbarian
@Zombiekilleryamato6 жыл бұрын
He makes a joke about transformers 4 then makes a king Arthur joke kind of predicting the plot of 5
@Victorblud6 жыл бұрын
There's life in Wyoming. The wind just moves us around alot.
@mrm.acampbell27226 жыл бұрын
Ah Pandoras Jar, part of Pandoras vessel collection
@BlackHatTy6 жыл бұрын
Lou Ferrigno is the perfect Hercules. Too bad everything else sucked.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
A T The only thing that caught me off guard is that the name Ariana is older than we think!
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
He reminded me of Marvel's Hercules.
@franciscobrisolladeoliveir95966 жыл бұрын
Is this the movie where Herc throws a bear into outer space? I missed this episode and that moment should be remembered forever.
@fredriklind67276 жыл бұрын
WHAT?!
@franciscobrisolladeoliveir95966 жыл бұрын
That's drunk typing for you.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Francisco Oliveira That's why they call me Space Interrupting Bay-er!
@TemmiePlays6 жыл бұрын
yeah, bc herc created the constellation Ursa Major by doing so. x3
@ishtarg86 жыл бұрын
Ah, the Great Bear. As opposed to the lesser known Really Shitty Bear
@redraideninthehood7636 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute.... This isn't my show.... DISAPOINTEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!" - Kevin Sorbo
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
The Incredible Hulk-ules!
@alexgray20396 жыл бұрын
You sir gave me a chuckle. Give this man a gold star 🌟
@legoking61653 жыл бұрын
What's funny is the Marvel universe has it's own Hercules who the Hulk has defeated in combat.
@Joe-jc5ol4 ай бұрын
When I was a kid, around 2000, they used to run this movie ALOT on TV. My friend and I used to laugh even back then at the absurdity of sending the bear to space and forming Ursa Major.
@truefailure63593 жыл бұрын
My friend told me that the bear scene was based on the one time Zeus decided to honor someone by grabbing two bears and hurling them into space.
@gyromurphy6 жыл бұрын
Oh...so that's how constellations were created... Hmm.. Seems right to me.
@Chelaxim6 жыл бұрын
Ok but for real Lou Ferrigno is daddy af here.
@jekblom1236 жыл бұрын
… what?
@Chelaxim6 жыл бұрын
jekblom123 I let him Hulk smash me.
@rowantritton86596 жыл бұрын
Zeus knows Hulk smash...
@Juanandsomegymcontent6 жыл бұрын
Lou Ferrigno is Daddy Af everywhere.
@kenetickups61466 жыл бұрын
Michael Lewis cringe
@TheKML7776 жыл бұрын
0:15 I guess that's where the developers of God of War took the inspiration for Kratos' new catchphrase.
@sadmeat89376 жыл бұрын
Kemal Alis BOY!!!
@AdmiralAwsm6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if I could throw whatever I want into space, I'd probably use it as my own personal garbage can too.
@vitorafmonteiro Жыл бұрын
"Where was I?!" We all know Minos got distraced by those Danning t*tties.
@hypnojon326 жыл бұрын
Just rewatching this. Forgot about the bear. Thank you CS for showing that shot. I laughed so hard, I really needed that.
@Greendalewitch6 жыл бұрын
Hey, Brad. You talked about Hitchcocks, Lifeboat in The Midnight Screenings of Afdrift and Action Point, so I checked it out, and found it fantastic. Thank you for the recommendation.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see that movie... anything different from that other movie whose theme is so annoying.
@graemesmith67213 жыл бұрын
It's hard to go wrong with Hitchcock.
@rodentoftheastrowaste14146 жыл бұрын
So, will you make an episode about "Sinbad of the Seven Seas" (also with Lou Ferrigno, Luigi Cozzi and Golan/Globus) ? I find it even more batshit crazy than the two Hercules.
@tereziamarkova28226 жыл бұрын
That's impossible! Impossible, I tell you!
@tyroneshuze78886 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that`s an awesome name
@rodentoftheastrowaste14146 жыл бұрын
Thanks, mate.
@Tareltonlives6 жыл бұрын
oooh I really hope so! I've heard so many things about that one!
@ryanschneider1156 жыл бұрын
It’s a law of the world that for ever good Hercules movie, there must be twenty bad ones.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
And how many good ones are there? :o
@geoffreysorkin57746 жыл бұрын
This one, I'm not sure we're at 20 bad ones yet.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Geoffrey Sorkin I thought the good one was only Disney's. I mean, this is so bad it's good, but Disney's Hercules is genuinely good, even if it barely follows the original legend.
@tereziamarkova28226 жыл бұрын
Well, that depends on who you ask. It has both good and bad moments, and some people really don't like it.
@Tareltonlives6 жыл бұрын
Well, I liked the Steve Reeves ones. And the Disney one.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for finally reposting this. This is magnificent. MINOS!
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
And obviously the best scene is Hercules throwing a bear into space and (apparently) creating Ursa Major.
@pokehybridtrainer Жыл бұрын
That lives rent free in my head when I want to cuss.
@HylianFox3 Жыл бұрын
"Not science in service of the gods, but science to eliminate the gods! Science... for the sake of science." Okay, why does this guy sound like the villain from every Christian film?
@marclewis55054 жыл бұрын
"What is his deal with throwing shit into space?"😁
@spacecat60225 жыл бұрын
Hercules: Who are you? Circe: I'm Circe, the sorceress. Hercules: I know. I know everything.
@aeric_aether6 жыл бұрын
this is one of my favorite cinema snob episodes im so glad its on the proper channel!
@NeptuneRising703 жыл бұрын
9:20 and thus the great constellation Yeet was born.
@TemmiePlays6 жыл бұрын
Ah that classic 360p, truly greatest hits. Best Snob era
@marclewis55054 жыл бұрын
1:02 "Damn it Brett Ratner why do you keep disappointing people?!"😆
@CanItAlready6 жыл бұрын
"Ooo. This is a thing that they now have." 🤣That works for so many comic book superhero movies. LOL
@itsmebernie3 жыл бұрын
I ran into this movie on ScreenPix channel, right at the scene where Herc is on that beach and becomes 100ft tall. I was like WT FFFFFFFF??? THEN I found Snob’s review…. YESSSSS
@Anacronian6 жыл бұрын
Oh, mighty Hercules please come back and throw EA into outer space!!!
@bobcobb36545 жыл бұрын
It might be vintage Cannon Films (low budget, hammy acting, ludicrous plots) but it’s my favorite Hercules movie. Sure the new ones have a $150 million budget and a ton of VFX, but do they have a bear being thrown into f’n space? Didn’t think so.
@CineMasterDamian6 жыл бұрын
16:08 Hercules would be excellent at CinemaSins!
Жыл бұрын
Don't bring that shit channel into this.
@dechefmane35266 жыл бұрын
I love this review Snob
@danmount94626 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a biopic of Hercules Hernandez.
@SuperDevolution6 жыл бұрын
Dan Mount That biopic would include a scene where he beats up the whole front row of a wrestling show with Dr. Death Steve Williams.
@leifeday6 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this is back because 18:47 might be my favorite Snob joke ever
@cultclassicdeadinside98626 жыл бұрын
who knew this movie had a way better bear fight scene than The Revenant ?
@JonathanThe501st6 жыл бұрын
With all the food talk in this episode, you made me hungry for lunch! Thanks for reuploading this classic, dude. Now you just need to reupload Fun in Balloon land and you'll have uploaded all my favorites along with Dirty Duck!
@ElectroNukeMods6 жыл бұрын
Wait... but, in the later Hercules movie, shouldn’t Kevin Sorbo be atheist Hates and Hercules be an ordained minister?
@Tareltonlives6 жыл бұрын
But since Kevin Sorbo's also Hercules....does that mean he fights himself?
@shamrice6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that Turok reference was spot on.
@rotterdammer52432 жыл бұрын
Cassiopaea sounds like a radio taking a piss......I could`nt stop laffing.....Bravo Cinema Snob.......
@ludenunes66064 жыл бұрын
So... It has been six years. When will Renny Harlin's Hercules get the Snob treatment?
@raulzavala90616 жыл бұрын
Schwarzenegger's first role as Hercules in New York had his voice dubbed and Lou Ferrigno gets his voice dubbed here and both were body builders, coincidence?
@Launchpad056 жыл бұрын
And THIS is suppose to be one of Moviebob's favorite movies.
@AlvosElRey6 жыл бұрын
Lol the Bulge on Cersei was fucking hilarious. thank you for pointing it out
@ticklemyheart446 жыл бұрын
One of my absolute favorite reviews by the Snob. c:
@SpeedyEric15 жыл бұрын
6:05- I guess that can also be a reference to Transformers: The Last Knight, since that movie also has Excalibur. 15:25- No, that's Bruce Willis's weakness in Unbreakable and Glass.
Жыл бұрын
This video originally came out in 2014, so Snob predicted the plot to The Last Knight.
@mayorenstein53166 жыл бұрын
If you ever feel depressed, just remember that a movie exists where hercules throws a !@#$ing bear into space.
@Lu1giopl6 жыл бұрын
This has been on tv the last few months. Can't recall the channel one of the free over the air ones.
@megamage9116 жыл бұрын
Ah yes been a so long since I watched this
@finaltouchstudio_6 жыл бұрын
MINOS!!
@scitechian6 жыл бұрын
MEAN ARSE!
@SigEpBlue6 жыл бұрын
9:09 is what you're looking for.
@ShadeMeadows4 жыл бұрын
*MINOS!!~*
@reikun866 жыл бұрын
Yes! 🐻
@MasterNyx4 жыл бұрын
GODDAMNIT six years later and I'm just now getting Burger King / William Berger / Berger King double pun?!
@TheRealNormanBates6 жыл бұрын
3:55 "And on Earth, there was life... except for a little place called Wyoming" Why would you say that about Wyoming? Have you ever been to Wyoming? Alfred Packer: "(wind blows in vast open place) ...um... hello?" 17:10 isn't that the same woman from TENEBRE who has a lethal encounter with a T-shirt? 23:33 and then Cercei farted out of existence just like Acton.
@explosivooo6 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong that the thing I love most about these two reviews is the seductive tittering way that Brad says Hercules?
@chadking19383 жыл бұрын
Back when snob had hair.
@fpp91835 жыл бұрын
One of your best videos hahahahah AMAZING
@Master_Yoda19903 жыл бұрын
Boy oh boy, do you have to travel back when Brad had hair. I’m just pointing out your baldness to feel better about my baldness insecurities. Lol
@Horzuhammer6 жыл бұрын
Just last night I watched a couple reuploads of classic Snob-episodes; Pink Flamingos and Cannibal Holocaust - was thinking I'd like to see this episode. Nice timing. You should up those to your own chan too.
@gillisnorton83332 ай бұрын
This review was hilarious. cheers
@piplup20096 жыл бұрын
throwing a bear into space, things i thought i'd never see in a movie
@polartechie6 жыл бұрын
@19:18 You blew my mind with that, yessss
@unconsidered16 жыл бұрын
and this was the review that had me subscribed to you
@Sparky6string5 жыл бұрын
Except Hercules wasn't such a smart dude- the smartypants Greeks (Athenians) preferred Theseus who, while not as strong as Hercules, was a brave warrior but was also intelligent.
@cherrybombstudios16714 жыл бұрын
It’s not too surprising that Ferrigno was dubbed over, even if it is an Italian production. Ferrigno had a speech impediment that he was self-conscious of.
@nortonsegahippie45744 жыл бұрын
Lou Ferrigno's Hercules movies perfect guilty pleasure film
@tereziamarkova28226 жыл бұрын
This review includes a Snowpiercer reference?! It's better than I remember it!
@overlordpichu55775 жыл бұрын
zeus is less old testament god, and more old testament god when he was still in a fraternity.
@dragondaveltd1992 Жыл бұрын
9:09 Come on Herc, throw that bear into outer space! 🐻 🌟
@Nergalsama016 жыл бұрын
5:50 Hey, it's the funny guy from Hell of the Living Dead! :D Frank Garfield (looks at the end credits)...I mean Garland. Oh, who am I kidding. It's Franco Garofalo!
@billjacobs5216 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks this movie is shot like an ambitious porno that got chopped down to a theatrical film?
@Oppeldeldoc16 жыл бұрын
This might be the only movie that gives you the "infant Hercules and the snakes" story from mythology. Which kind of balances against the "throwing a bear into outer space" story.
@ultimateempress17393 жыл бұрын
Disney Hercules does it.
@josephcherrett33043 жыл бұрын
The witch is Zelda from Terrahawks.... or am I hearing that wrong?
@edcampion39983 жыл бұрын
I saw this on holiday as a kid with the three stooges shown before it.Its safe to say i preferred the three stooges to hercules.
@MforMovesets6 жыл бұрын
Swim to the surface Turok!
@jacobdrolet42622 жыл бұрын
I somewhat enjoy this movie when I was kid and I kind like it cheesy fun too.
@Humanoids6 жыл бұрын
19:17 this suddenly turns into live action Berserk adaption
@rpm2976 жыл бұрын
Grew up with this movie. love the soundtrack. Pity me.
@jaketucker25594 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about Ursa Major Hercules didn’t create it but he did throw a giant crab into space thus creating cancer... the constellation
@SpeedyEric16 жыл бұрын
I also wish this movie starred Doctor Insano.
@sheltonbrightjr.59886 жыл бұрын
SpeedyEric1 Watch Cinema Snob's review of Bibleman. Hilarious Dr Insano cameo!! 😅😅
@SpeedyEric15 жыл бұрын
@@sheltonbrightjr.5988 Actual Lee, it was a DVD-R Hell review.
@nortonsegahippie45745 жыл бұрын
Doublecross on Costa's Island would make a great review bodybuilders with movies that so bad it is amazingly great. Franko Columbu is also the guy who trained Sylvester Stallone first blood 2
@KarstensCreationsKC6 жыл бұрын
"Bear...IN... SPAAAAAAACE!"
@8razz13b6 жыл бұрын
Hey a movie I've actually seen. And was that a Turok reference? Love this review.
@breedlove946 жыл бұрын
I watched it last night before watching this, and I made the exact same Grizzly 2 joke
@Toetalwar3 жыл бұрын
A lot more spooney in this than i remembered
@jsb82615 жыл бұрын
Where they hell did this movie source its mythology?
@mathers19804 жыл бұрын
Getting a fake bear opposed to a fake Hercules must've been what saved the budget...