The Fantastic Four (1994) - The Cinema Snob

[@thenetisslow]

POV shot from a blind woman! That made me laugh more than it should have.

[@kevinthepilgrim]

Me too, had to repeat that part several times. So funny.

[@gregorymelissinos6109]

want to hear something hilarious there was a POV shot from a blind woman in the movie Patch of Blue a critically acclaimed drama with Sydney Poitier

[@omegaheartless]

I love how Dr Doom's expression to seeing his former friends leave after he kidnapped them is just a "Huh"

[@GasmaskAvenger]

Dr. Doom's reaction to seeing that the Fantastic Four has escape is absolutely priceless.

[@TheRealLazerBlazer22]

GasmaskAvenger Dr. Doom - Hm.

[@Gojiragon]

It's like "Welp, saw this coming."

[@wjzav1971]

LOVE IT! He doesn't get mad, he doesn't scream or yell, he doesn't even seem that upset, he mostly seems like "Oh, they escaped. Well.... That sucks."

[@Flaris]

And I respect this version for that. A reaction that says "I probably should have expected that. Oh well."

[@Asliferollson]

that one line has more charm than every FF movie made since...

[@andrewpliakis]

The glove moving may be a nod to all the times Dr. Doom was seemingly destroyed for good actually being another Doombot in the comics.

[@spiff2268]

Andrew Pliakis Good catch! I didn't even think of that.

[@convoy81]

+Andrew Pliakis (Valkaar) So i'm not the only one that have thinking that.

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

Here's the thing about that movie. It has more heart in it than the three Fantastic Four movies that got released and it feels a LOT more like the comic book than those released movies do. That's why I actually enjoy the Rodger Corman version with all of it's shlock, bad practical effects, and cheesiness over any of the three released Fantastic Four movies. I recall that the director for this film actually went out and purchased a whole backlog of Fantastic Four comics and sat down and read them, using them as reference material for the movie. The directors for the released films, I understand didn't care less about source material. This movie in my opinion is still the closest thing we have to a Fantastic Four movie that's like the comics originally were.

[@dangerdavemartin9597]

BlackburnBigdragon this movie has Ben turning back into human and you're saying this is accurate to the comics!?

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

That's your ONE nitpick, compared to the DOZENS of things the craptastic recent incarnations/abominations are guilty of? REALLY?

[@hunkmarvel8925]

@@dangerdavemartin9597 Ben Grimm changed back several times in the early issues. For example, when Torch quit, Ben went looking for him. He changed and Torch got away and found the Submariner. It's in FF issue #4.

[@BrendanJSmith]

BlackburnBigdragon now there’s hope! Marvel’s first family has finally come home!

[@rrpostalagain]

I agree. And the effects are really good for the price tag and time. Compare this to see me of the Superman movies and how truly bad the effects were. This movie was light years beyond the tv superhero schlock yet didn’t “feel” like a theater release. Ultimately, it was far better than it deserved to be. The Thing suit was great imo.

[@dru-is-here]

There were two moments in this that brightened my day: when he referred to the Jeweler's poetic talking as "a poetry reading from Etrigan the Demon" and when he reversed the line from Reservoir Dogs when talking about The Thing.

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

even if it was released today, this would still be the best Fantastic Four movie ever made.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Alternative Timeline: Roger Corman's The Fantastic Four was released worldwide on December 24th, and to everyone's suprise made 500 times its budget back. Critics praised it for its faithfulness to the source material, and a sequel was immediately greenlit. The Fantastic Four 2: The Mole Man, was released on October 21st, 1997. Now with more money, they hired Warwick Davis as the Mole Man and Tim Blaney as H.E.R.B.I.E. the Robot. The film featured a Mid-Credits scene in which someone known as Uatu the Watcher (Max Von Sydow) shows up at the Baxter Building to warn the Fantastic Four of an "incoming galactic threat", then a Post-Credits scene where a silver figure (Rutger Hauer) flies through outer space on a silver flying surfboard talking to an offscreen presence that the Earth "has much potential", setting up the third movie. The second movie was as beloved, if not more beloved as the first film, grossing 800 million dollars worldwide. The third movie, The Fantastic Four 3: The Silver Surfer, was released on August 8th, 2001, to celebrate 40 years of the team, becoming the first movie to gross 1 billion dollars worldwide. Based upon "The Coming of Galactus" 2-part story-arc, it showed the team going up against Galactus, in a memorable performance by James Earl Jones, who threatens the existence of the planet by consuming its energy, which will kill the Earth soon after. The 'Silver Surfer' as Rutger Hauer's character is dubbed, a herald to Galactus, decides to help the Four after being inspired by Alicia Masters, and is ultimately the one who defeats him, forcing Galactus to retreat, but not before cursing his former herald by trapping him on Earth. Despite the film being more of a success than Constantin Films thought it would be, the cast and crew decided to take a break from making these films, to make room for more superhero movies. At San Diego Comic-Con in 2022, Roger Corman announced an animated TV spin-off series in the works at Marvel, now re-owning the rights, to be released on Disney+, continuing the adventures of the heroes, with all the stars (minus Rutger Hauer and Max Von Sydow) set to reprise their roles. A special teaser for the shows first episode was teased with the announcement, revealing the villain to be the Molecule Man, and is ready to air on January 1st, 2023.

[@somerandolad]

Why can't I live in that timeline?

[@TheMadMaple]

I'll say this about the movie. At least they cast a guy to play Dr. Doom who was willing to keep his face covered for more than five minutes.

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

Toby Kebbell played Koba...i think Toby may win this one

[@DCMarvel2009]

@@SteveJonesGamingGWO Toby was "Doom" for the last what, 10-15 minutes of the movie? There's no doubt he has potential, it just wasn't utilized in 2015.

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

@@DCMarvel2009 less than 5 and, yes actually super annoyed because a majority of the time you see the character, it's not him in the mask though he did shoot scenes where it was him that aren't in the film www.thedailybeast.com/the-best-actor-you-may-never-recognize

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

@@DCMarvel2009 watch collider's 17 minute break down of what they heard was changed for the film before during and after the main production

[@charlottecorday8494]

@@SteveJonesGamingGWO Collider LMAO

[@dma69nyc]

"You've never seen anything, til you've seen the Sun through the rings of Saturn." Nice The Incredible Melting Man reference.

[@darkhero-3097]

My fav part is Doctor Doom finding out that his henchmen are dead or knocked out, and his captured hostages have escaped. *looks around room for a minute* *"Huh"*

[@CrazyFoo501]

This easily looks like the best Fantastic Four movie, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.

[@captcrais101]

+CrazyFoo501 The Thing looks terrible. Reed is like 10 years older than Sue. The Torch acts terribly. The Jeweler is a bad version of the Mole man. This movie sucks.

[@johnenigma8506]

CrazyFoo501 Actually the best Fantastic Four movie was made by Pixar and a year before the newer Fantastic Four movie. It's called The Incredibles and it's still amazing.

[@captcrais101]

I agree and if the new movie is as bad as everyone says it is going to be, that means Brad Bird should be the guy to direct a Fantastic Four movie since he did the Incredibles.

[@captcrais101]

I am just saying maybe the best man to direct a Fantastic Four movie is the man who did a Pixar version of it already

[@10191927]

I wholeheartedly agree with this statement, it's pretty depressing that the Fantastic 4 can't catch a break in getting a good movie done.

[@melodicbanshee4344]

I love how Dr. Dook looks mildly disapointed at seeing his henchmen have died.

[@Zack_Wildfire]

The first marvel movie with real humor.

[@omnicowdemon]

"Huh."

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Why wasn't this released? This is legit the best of all existing fantastic four movies. Like, for real

[@yamibrian3099]

The 1994 film had more heart than any of the newer ones, thats what makes me love it so much.

[@OrganizedChaos14]

I can't understand what Doom is saying half the time in this movie. Still the best movie version of his character though.

[@GIRGHGH]

+bloodrunsclear When did Perfect say D?

[@StarWarsAddict527]

+bloodrunsclear I forgot Christopher lee died.

[@banzaiwarrior4189]

+bloodrunsclear what a buzzkill bro lol

[@SuperAwesomeness64]

Did you know that the guy who played him is the father of my friend in college? I wish I wasn't kidding.

[@drakkenmensch]

He's easily the BEST movie Doom we've ever seen.

[@MovieMan1710]

Y'know they could have just made a live action series with this crew, with the movie serving as the pilot.

[@legoking6165]

I honestly think the Fantastic four are better suited to being adapted into a live-action TV show along the lines of Doctor Who.

[@user-zh4vo1kw1z]

What, and put actual effort and creativity into the project? Working to create something worthwile? THAT'S not the Avi Arad way!

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Believe it or not, Marvel claimed that this film was a failed TV pilot for a few years before finally coming clean after a bootleg copy was released online in 2005.

[@venomnbk3326]

The sad thing is, this is still the best FF movie.

[@marclewis5505]

Yup.

[@otakumartin4085]

Depressingly true

[@crimsondynamo615]

They’re actually doing shit instead of just sitting around and bitching at each other

[@Nestalgba92023]

For me, The 2007 with the Sliver Serfer one is the one don't fail me, but hey! I know nothing about them before I saw the sequel.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

That’s not the sad part the sad part is that the best ff movie wasn’t properly released

[@SpikeJet2736]

Cinema Snob has the super power to take movies other Channel Awesome people have already reviewed such as Exorcist 2 and Roger Corman's Fantastic Four and make funnier reviews of those films than those people ever did

[@DCMarvel2009]

It's his special brand of cynicism and sarcasm.

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

This first filmed version of The Fantastic Four is still LIGHT YEARS more entertaining, true to the source material, and contains more heart and soul than any of the shitty recent attempts that had truck loads of cash thrown at them...

[@WinterSteele]

Love you for slipping in that "Unbreakable" reference. Rock on.

[@devilmikey00]

You know what? This is the best looking doom we have had on screen. I mean why can't doom just be a dude in a robot suit? Is that so fricken hard? Also isn't the next F4 movie being made for the exact same reason this one was? Just being made so they don't lose the rights?

[@wjzav1971]

Agreed. Its embarrassing that the Doom from this low-budget movie looks more cool and intimidating than that CGI sex doll in the latest movie.

[@ShinKamaitachi]

devilmikey00 I agree

[@Zack_Wildfire]

And also can we stop making Doom a collage buddy it's getting annoying!

[@Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns]

"Bruce Banner only needs to say Hulk Smash once and people are beaten to death with tanks" and subscribed. liked. followed on all social media platforms that is the best line a reviewer ever uttered

[@hammeringhank5271]

K

[@papabearlives9995]

RIP Rodger Corman . Just found the movie on my feed and enjoyed more then those onlther ones

[@RavynMad121]

"Some movies have the boom mike in the frame, others show a POV shot from a blind woman!"

[@kevinthepilgrim]

"Motherfucker looks like Lawrence Tierney." Another moment where I lost it.

[@bibniebt]

This movie is actually really enjoyable in a campy sort of way. Certainly more than the other ones. Hell, even when the mom calls them the Fantastic Four, I thought that was actually kind of adorable and fitting with the tone of the movie. That being said, the Story films had the best Thing and their Doom was hilariously evil. The new one had nothing

[@3Guys1Video]

This movie is much more put together and action packed than Fant4shit

[@RetroTaylor94]

Doctor Doom just saying "Hmph" after they escape him is so fucking relatable. 20:11

[@Lakitu1134]

I love how you can go a full minute or two doing nothing but making fun of people's names in the opening credits. That must take a lot of cleverness. Also, nice Grizzly 2 homage at the end.

[@OttoTorrens]

***** Hard to make fun of a decent movie.

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

+Lakitu1134 That was a Grizzly 2 reference? Man, I haven't seen that review in ages.

[@bulliwyf]

LOLs. Avi Arad wanted this one canned but saw nothing wrong with the 90s Captain America?

[@Popcultureguy3000]

bulliwyf Of course not! Carjacking is an American tradition!

[@murosama85]

bulliwyf what about the 1970's captain america ?

[@bulliwyf]

DIGIMEI Avi Arad wasn't in charge at the time. But yeah, 70's Cap was . . . odd.

[@StudioInkblot]

Arad wasn't in charge when the 90 one was released, was he?

[@FrenchPaul1988]

+bulliwyf The worst part might that this got canned while it was way closer to the source material than the 2015 movie... And it looks much better too.

[@Jaytheradical]

Say what you will, Cinema Snob, it made for a better musical than Spiderman did.

[@beachgirl_bev]

Jaytheradical HAHAHA! Brilliant!

[@Flaris]

Kind of sad that this really is the best Fantastic Four movie. Sure the effects are what you'd expect for the time and budget....but it's still a good movie. A good version of Doctor Doom that doesn't suck, and the main cast actually feels like they should. Just plain bizarre. Several movies later and they haven't topped this. Shame.

[@jsb8261]

FlareKnight It looks interesting enough to warrant a release. I have always loved the Fantastic Four and want to see them done right.

[@rrpostalagain]

I agree. The Thing suit was actually pretty good, not just “good for the money” or whatever.

[@Inspectornills]

Huh, its actually not that bad. Can we give it the ole George Lucas re-release with updated film quality and CGI?

[@sonofmercury2943]

And as time would tell, it would be the better of all future Fantastic Four films actually released.

[@Ratciclefan]

I was starting to think Johnny would not transform into fire in the entire movie. That was a bigger plot twist to me than them actually saving the city with no collateral damage. xD

[@invicta1313]

Anybody else think this looks better than any of the other F4 movies?

[@LuckyPunkProd]

Is it me, or is it that when I look at The Thing in this movie, I'm getting a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III" vibe?

Jesus christ I need to watch this movie. I just almost died laughing at Dooms 5+ seconds of silence and then "....hm." Best on screen Doom, hands down.

[@TheBaalPhaoton]

I laughed my ass off at the last joke, great work Brad!

[@VansenandWellsCo]

Amazingly, even with the minute budget at hand, Corman managed to create something that sticks closer to the original FF origins than the other multi-billion dollar fiascos. Nice to see a little money and a master's touch outdoes the abundance of budget and no direction. This is now my fave FF movie!

[@lesserz6310]

Thank you, Carnosaur was why I bought that vhs tape and I couldn't remember why. I told people back in the day there was a trailer for FF but couldn't remember what mockbuster I saw it on.

[@zjovanovic10]

The Professor from the beginning of the movie was played by the late, great George Gaynes, best known to the younger audiences as Commandant Lasard from the Police Academy movies. FYI.

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

still better than the fantastic bore we got now

[@PsychoIncarnate666]

For a second I was like "Abomination IS another Marvel character"

[@StopChangingMyNameYoutube1]

It looks better than the other two Fantastic 4 movies

[@michaelzessin9227]

There has been 3 Fantastic 4 movies

[@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds]

10:53 The guy's so good at being an astronaut he figured out how to make cardinal directions apply to space travel.

[@jeffreycoogan09]

Dr. Doom is a (PHD not a MD).

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

Jeffrey Coogan Yes...because that was a totally serious statement and totally not a joke...

[@jeffreycoogan09]

@SGP I know it was a joke. I was just being sarcastic. Say...You know what movie I would love to see you do a review of? "The Baby" from 1973.

[@nsinghize]

Stoned Gremlin Productions If he were an M.D then his superpower would be killing people with massive medical bills

[@nsinghize]

Jeffrey Coogan The Snob should review Sergei Eisenstein's Ivan the Terrible.....it would be fun to hear his opinion on the batshit insane overacting

[@jeffreycoogan09]

Nishant Singh When did that movie come out?

[@behindthescenesphotos5133]

The Lone Ranger's horse was Silver. Trigger was Roy Rogers' horse.

[@Bauglir100]

The Thing looks like a Super Mutant from the Fallout games. He even has the oversized underbite.

[@AvengerII]

He's much closer looking to the comics in this film than those $100+million pieces of crap Fox released. That's the irony. It's not the amount of money so much as how you spend it. And who you cast for director as well as cast. None of the FF films are great but arguably this one was a lot closer to the comics in tone and personal dynamics. I don't know what that last F4 film was about other than F4 in film speak means about the same thing as it does for the military! And I'm not talking about fighter jets, either...

[@ZuluChick]

The main problem with all of the FF movies is writing not directing. Tim Story's direction improved a lot with Silver Surfer but the script wasn't much better.

[@thefreakmachine]

I actually think that this is the best Fantastic 4 movie ever made! At least the most faithful one!

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

The best.

[@thefreakmachine]

@@MrBlueSkyof1607 hands down!

[@ralphyetmore]

This really is the best Fantastic Four film. No joke.

[@Batman-p7f]

For now, at least.

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

Doctor Doom looks like he walked out of the comic book.

[@makman13]

OMFG, that ending with the limo driving away is CLASSIC!

[@jacobmatthewcrawford2120]

The Nostalgia Critic did say he could take the "Roger Corman" version more seriously than the "2005" version... The Cinema Snob has just helped this argument. The "Snob" is right, this movie does have a "Masters of the Universe" feel to it... The "Thing" costume looks like it could pass off as a Disneyworld animatronic, at best... Cool "Reservoir Dogs" reference, and the final scene of the episode was very clever... "Grizzly II".

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Well, you have about a twenty per cent accuracy rating on how to use quote marks...

[@wiffgunderwanted]

Distracted Globe Productions And yet you typed per cent instead of percent.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Wiffgunder Wanted Only Amerifats write it as one word.

[@jsb8261]

When in doubt, it's probably a doombot.

[@wjzav1971]

You know, the story and script are actually quite good. They show the Fantastic Four getting their powers, the connection to Doom, the plan makes sense, the Four have to deal with the new situation while also trying to take care of each other and they do good.With a slight rewrite and a bigger budget, they should use this script for a movie today.

[@wellthatwaswierd4570]

True that This is way more charming Everyone is so into their parts, I love it

[@stramberrymilkyway]

23:57 Doom apparently thinks that the fantastic 4 is deaf, and needs to use sign language.

[@AdamKNAC]

That professor who appears at about the 3:00 mark is played by George Gaynes, who is mostly remembered as playing the role of Henry Warnimont on Punky Brewster, and the role of Commandant Eric Lassard in the Police Academy movies.

[@dashzilla9358]

and then Marvel realized that the 1994 Fantastic four was 10x better than the 2015 Fant4stic

[@stefanowohsdioghasdhisdg4806]

Honestly, Marvel had nothing to do with Fant4stic. In fact, they actually stopped making Fantastic Four comics so they wouldn't advertise the movies.

[@OreoBrawl]

...never thought I'd here an Etrigan the Demon reference from the Snob.

[@ShadeMeadows]

Damn, it IS weird that this movie actually reminds you of the comics... and the new ones don't =P

[@DanielBlack82]

Thats actually not as bad as some of the other Fantastic 4 movies...

[@ibewither5051]

Sometimes I forget how awesome and funny The Snob is.

[@TVsTewi]

Also... The worst one seems to be the best one..... Weird. This movie would of done probably okay in the box office. It would definitely made its money back and then some at least. I could see some critics enjoying it's campiness and others hating the crap out of it but it's would of been better reviewed then the new one for sure!

[@CthulhuianBunny]

Why did they have to make up a secondary villain? Couldn't they have just given this "The Jeweler" guy Bebop's glasses and made him Mole Man as a nod to the original comics where he was the first villain of the Fantastic Four?

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

I think that’s what they were going for. Though if they got a bit more money, could've gotten Warwick Davis.

[@maggiekoch9348]

I like this version, plus Brad's ringtone being the end credit theme to "Sleepaway Camp" is perfect. Also, the gay jokes were unexpected and funny, since Johnny is the most "flaming" character of the group.

[@DrGonzoChronic]

The professor is Punky Brewster's foster father.

[@DarkVaati13]

They all crashed their ship after a failed space trip.....Now they are all the Incredible Melting Man. We need Dr. Ted Nelson to fix this!

[@perplacymp]

DarkVaati13 Teeeed Nelson. Ted Nelson.

[@DarkVaati13]

Axel Kallesøe *gets shot* WOAH! Not Ted Nelson! No relation to Dr. Ted Nelson!

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

DarkVaati13 AADJKA!

[@quinnzykir]

Teeeeeeeeeed Nelson

[@kevinthepilgrim]

Has the Snob ever reviewed that film? I remember that it was pure 70's cheese and really bad.

[@zetetick395]

Hey heyyy, it's Commandant Lassard! 2:58 A very, *very* welcome cameo! 🤩_👍 - But........Will Mahoney, Tackleberry and Hightower turn up to help out? 🤞🥺🤞

[@RavynMad121]

For those wondering: Yes, young Susan is played by Mercedes McNabb, the actress who played Harmony Kendall in Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel.

[@MST3Kfan1]

Scooped! 😂

[@jaxparra8168]

this sue storm is way hotter than alba

[@kennethconklin4140]

I am inclined to agree with you 100,000% on that. Don't get me wrong, Jessica Alba is breathtaking, but this actress is like I.Q droppingly gorgeous

[@daxmiller35]

She played one of Jerry Seinfeld’s girlfriends

[@thehorrorhound6575]

Everyone has already said it, but there really is something magical to the delayed way doom stares at his dead or knocked out henchmen, the hole in the wall they escaped from and uttering a single Austin powers esc “ah..”

[@shadow86sk]

They aired this during Christmas here. :D

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen]

I really like this movie. It's easily available on KZbin. I don't think that they ever said his last name before he turned in to Dr. Doom, so you can't say for certain that his name was Doom, plus, the Thing looks pretty good for a low budget 1994 movie. The jeweler is kind of silly, but if you cut him out, this would be a pretty good movie. I like all the jokes, the actors, and the lighter feel. It is definitely the best fantastic four movie!

[@RydiaXizos]

A Hellblazer reference? One more reason to love this channel. :)

[@Thane3999]

Honestly, if this movie had much better effects and better actors, with few upgrades of script, I can imagine it perfectly being part of Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's certainly much better than those two snorfests, and while new one, has darker tone, it still didn't worked.

[@tannerprice2018]

Dr Doom’s hand moving at the end makes me believe this movie tried to adapt the DoomBots from the comics. Which, actually would make sense. And if true, it would be the first, and so far only, Fantastic Four film to adapt the DoomBots.

[@Maniac536]

This should go on Disney+

[@petercharleskrug]

12:48 Sue Storm also has the amazing ability to make whatever clothes she's wearing turn invisible whenever she does.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Imagine if this was a franchise. I want to see the low-budget version of Galactus. I wonder if they save their budget by making him a giant fart in the SHAPE of Galactus. Honestly, MCU Galactus I’d literally leave in the shadows, the only thing we CAN see is his eyes.

[@ChrisBoot]

Any film with Lassard from Police Academy is absolutely a-OK with me!

[@SuperWillHatch]

Brad has mentioned before that he's not a big comic book fan, which is why I was so delighted by the number of jokes in this vid that only heavy comics readers would know.

[@jamesevans1897]

so many comic book references that it was beautiful.

[@samhouston1979]

makes me wonder if Brad has actually seen the unreleased Batgirl

[@irish66]

Entertaining as hell and full of heart.

[@CaptainCat101]

This movie isn't good, but it has more heart than the other three movies by FOX. I'm excited enough for the upcoming MCU movie

[@Assassins616]

This is rated higher then the 2015 movie...........let that just sink in.

[@ranchoth]

11:55-Huh. Actually still the most faithful depiction of Doctor Doom ever put to film.

[@MST3Kfan1]

Young Sue is played by Mercedes McNab, who was Harmony the Vampire in Buffy and Angel!

[@kikicallahan3662]

23:56 you have 12 hours to surrender yourselves to me, or I’ll wipe out… *Dwight, Illinois!*

[@vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520]

finally found a new episode of cinema snob. im so happy

[@BurnRoddy]

The professor, is George Gaynes, who famously played Punky Brewster father, who turned 98th this past May 16th.

[@SmithflixEntertainment]

Haha Dwight is my hometown! What beef do you have with that town? Lol

[@kingohearts00]

I may be three years late but damn it someone needs to salute you for working a Fantastic Four The Four Tops and Classic IV reference into the first 13 seconds sir.

[@AllisonDancerChick1982]

"And I don't know why that vacuum cleaner is pissed off!" I almost spit my water all over my laptop screen over that.

[@Capng123]

The thing I love most about this movie? When the shit starts to hit the fan on the space ship, Reed is INSTANTLY able to discern the diamond is a fake. Without testing it, without checking anything, without so much as even LOOKING at the fucking thing. Dude's apparently psychic.

[@zerocool6583]

this movie is WAAAAAY better than the crap that came out recently

[@Omaru1982]

I've watched this movie and it's still more entertaining than last years Fantastic Bore. But I only have one thing to say when Johnny goes full fire mode at the end Lame on!

[@TheLordUrban]

Looks pretty good for only costing a million dollar.