STOP FORCING YOURSELF ON ME!!!

[@JMac_96]

Not winning a game of Fall Guys is really getting to him. Poor soul

[@theultimategamer95]

And let's face it, he's probably never winning anyway.

[@samonkey1]

theultimategamer95 i have hope 😭😪😔

[@lh757]

@@samonkey1 Hope is all we have though. Cal isn't very good at it.

[@samonkey1]

L H mhm but one day I’m sure he’ll get it

[@z0d10grapher7]

Tik tak man is coming back 😂

[@Kugel--]

Act 1: Crazy Neighbour Act 2: Pissy Postman Act 3: Jihadi Eddie Has Moved Into My Village!!!

[@meowdolfkitler1095]

You are truely dispicable

[@DogCatLady2004]

Wtf is wrong with you, dude?

[@DogCatLady2004]

@@meowdolfkitler1095 IKR?

[@LambExe]

Report him to the Royal Mail Cal, we will stop that smell of sweat

[@shade8933]

Callum is like batman he will take this ordeal into his own hands to stop this spazmoid jibber jabbering on and spreading his spazmoid sweat

[@hazelb7218]

lambsauce.exe....lol....do you work for them??

[@ChannelPup]

Man’s just trying to eat his breakfast sausage. Never interrupt a guy trying to enjoy is breakfast sausage.

[@markopazlo]

Callum drinking game. Take a shot every time he says RIGHT.

[@Useri-Otclt]

Gonna need a stomach pump

[@Ciyhilu]

I feel sick now 😩

[@realszn]

hefty use yikd5j drunkrrwe

[@edge3369]

My parents disowned me

[@tk-_-leighton6923]

Gotta love it when callums on a rant 🤣

[@chavnation6809]

It would be better if he shouted louder

[@JMac_96]

@@chavnation6809 If he shouted louder Lenny would turn into a dog hulk

[@cent1989]

The best 🤩

[@conwayk5770]

Love the rant videos I do

[@kylelord8408]

@@conwayk5770 don't care

[@ianhayes3980]

meanwhile calum just casually leaving his door open for random people to walk in to his kitchen

[@hxnrytaylor]

Give the postman the spinning elbow

[@intrepidgamer7942]

Nah The gut punch

[@hxnrytaylor]

🤣

[@intrepidgamer7942]

Or more accurately *the guut puunch*

[@YorkshireArtistJames]

Nah the alpha rko

[@hallidada]

“Conversational r@pist” -callums corner

[@lilyhayden8114]

You need to report him for entering your home without permission.

[@p_q482]

Callum's no snitch

[@jerrysfatnuts]

p _ q he snitched to Tesco about the clubcards

[@ammarshahzada1094]

Jerry's Fat Nuts don’t blame him tbf

[@joshshaka6861]

King callum, smear your waste on the postie's face

[@randomnetfiend]

*your

[@randomnetfiend]

and it's "Postie" not posty.

[@joshshaka6861]

@@randomnetfiend happy now

[@bran7rko107]

The youtube grammar team on patrol. 😂

[@ianmooresguard1721]

I love callums baby blues, they are so seductive when hes shaking around in rage

[@ripihy]

you are an abomination of god

[@pauljohnson7874]

@@ripihy Callum was sent down from god

[@ianmooresguard1721]

@@ripihy admit it. They are the most seductive thing you have ever seen

[@lucamarino5082]

“He works well with kids and stuff” Callum 2020 Jk Callum I love you

[@tomr2975]

Ur a freak mate

[@brad1411]

'I put my sausage in the oven' Callum, are you sure you're ok?

[@MartinMorning2]

Actually I can understand why Callum is generally annoyed, the same thing pretty much happened to me a few days ago. A water guy who came to my house would keep trying to chat with me when I didn’t want too and it was genuinely annoying.

[@aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11]

*King Callum* 👑

[@YourHomieJC]

callum looks so handsome and masculine when he's babyraging

[@v_lloydy_x]

Callum rants always brighten up my day 😂

[@chi2153]

This man is everything to me😂😂😂😂 every morning I wake up and watch him and I'm awake and ready for the day 😂❤️

[@mikewelch3747]

He's a tic tac

[@chi2153]

Mike Welch HiS hEAd iS nOt a SOddInG tIc TAc! 😂😂 But he's absolutely hilarious

[@jamesb2704]

Don't think id recommend postman pat to this man.

[@brandonp1038]

I hate these type of people, the terrible thing is that you can't just tell them to piss off.

[@Wyaldisthebestapostle]

"A conversational rapist" I'm actually dying lol

[@binged8302]

2:07 "works well with kids"

[@tcgproductions683]

“Bio-evacuation” - Callum Adams 2020

[@ComicToonProductions]

I'm waiting for that to appear in the dictionary

[@yoyo1425]

plot twist: postman is the guy in the village trying to commit suicide

[@TQTheQuestion]

Yo Yo haha

[@lordfarquaad9394]

Can u imagine if the postman watches his videos and seen this

[@SenorDep]

You know he's triggered when he's shaking the camera

[@17.7.77]

The only thing I heard was the plants vs zombie guy

[@fatherofthepigeons2854]

It's funny how we went from hating his postman to inviting him over for a bit of boom boom in the hot tub.

[@Sebastian-Tickleberry]

Wait till he goes to post your letters and fart at him through your letterbox

[@isaacdoukaskomnenos8013]

Callum needs to indirectly let the postman know that Callum is not gay

[@theplatethrower2552]

In London, the postmen never talk to you

[@JMac_96]

Most I've ever said to a postman or said to me was hi or morning😂

[@dicon912]

Same where I live, I think it’s just the great Bristol. 😂

[@localfatty6376]

That was the most aggressive AYE UP I’ve ever seen

[@troutfishytp5836]

What a great surprise to come home to after school, thanks Cal.

[@tylergray2528]

I like to watch Callum while my waste is falling out of me but one or two videos does the trick

[@jay-kl7mk]

Bark at his uncle

[@Dan-jt3nf]

Missed the ‘welcome to heaven’ intro 😔

[@PatheticoMorbid]

"I'm fake pooping in there" 😂

[@bettyqueenofcandyland2795]

Out of all the monologues The Doctor has done, this one by his Tic Tac incarnation is arguably my favourite

[@ArmedForcesVideos7]

That thumbnail makes me think that Callum has tested positive for COVID

[@chickennugget4967]

Imagine the postman sees this😂😂

[@harveyalves2298]

Conversational Taoist I laughed so hard

[@jakedwd]

the post man is crying rn

[@marshallpusey]

I would recommend setting up some traps on the door it will proper scare him off

[@burgerking5419]

This is the type of thing I subscribed for Also calum if he is coming into your house without your permission then lock the bloody door

[@TheOldSilverFox79]

If somebody just walked in my house without permission they’d be told to fuck off! It’s trespassing! Sod all the pretence in making up excuses, be blunt and tell him to get out and not do it again else you’ll contact his postal service or police.

[@davepoo1291]

Sounds like he'd get along well with Amy

[@theimpressionist]

Yet another glorious title from our king

[@Dave-pv3ry]

Would recommend locking your door Callum. That might stop people from entering your house

[@infinitygaming691]

I totally agree with the toilet point, I hate people trying to talk to me while I'm the toilet

[@BoberTee]

Who the hell disliked this piece of art

[@mattheworourke7484]

The postman

[@xd-qg5dz]

Walking directly into your kitchen? You should've demanded he left your house immediately

[@snakedeadly]

I'm sorry to hear about this Callum

[@Holiday21]

Callum's move has introduced him to a great new cast of characters and nonces - and we get to feed on the great content

[@thetatn1113]

I wonder if the postman saw this video

[@NoPointsHarry]

I really don’t know if I’m sooo high or something but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@JibsWashere]

He's like the british Version of squidward

[@GamingGrogu]

Postman out of Afterlife rings a bell

[@aaron4310]

I was at work when a guy was talking to me. I tried escaping To the toilet but he followed me so I pretend to fake poo for him to only chat to me throughout my fake poo. The guy finally gave up waiting for me and I fought I was in the all clear until I left the toilet and he was waiting for me!

[@richardbaldwin3179]

Got this customer at work who keeps hassling me with a solid 30 mins of jibber jabber about banana bread or some crap, every single time she comes in.

[@RobbieManic]

You know what you need to do then don't you? You need to show him you are physically capable of dominating him, how you are dark, and that you will take a dump in your own hand and slap Trevor with it.

[@oznej526]

Made my day better, thanks big cal👍

[@drip_doctor7438]

Mans a 6’5 tic tac, who can crush a peanut m&m, calm down

[@sidmorris5593]

the spinning elbow calls

[@thegoodfellowsfilmproducti9914]

looks like callum has been watching afterlife

[@jocab4615]

you need to be the president of Earth

[@fr9874]

Sausages for breakfast! Bloody hell Callum mate you're living the life!

[@samvrs]

My Friday couldn’t get any better

[@keanekeating46]

Imagine his postman sees this while delivering his post, who’s your money on?

[@aplayzz4580]

4 years later, he still looks like a tik-tac

[@JAH70N]

The postman just wants a friend callum

[@zxfiah]

Honestly the best thing to do, is try and keep the conversations short and sweet by saying stuff like, "you better be off, im sure you've got loads more house to do" or "I better be off I've got loads to do" then call the dog in and try to say goodbye, be blunt but not mean. Also lock your door, he seems like a bit of a weirdo and very forceful so just be careful

[@kalj21]

I can't wait til someone makes a ytp of this.

[@DaGamerPOOP]

We all love you Callum, Ignore the spazmoid haters

[@finimusmaximus300]

Is it just me or does he look like Wallace from Wallace and gromit?

[@poelmeister]

Sounds like nothing a well placed land mine can’t fix.

[@chubbypuppy_5681]

We haven’t had a rage video in a while. I was glad to see this

[@catherinefitzgerald5418]

That intro “my postman is a twat” 😂

[@maxwellmullins5765]

The spinning windmill would keep him away

[@alfieperkins8138]

I've been home from college for 20 mins to see this

[@Emma-dv2yh]

The stench of B-O is horrible

[@baxterwilson8268]

try being grateful for these conversations one day. You never know what the postman is going through Callum. Peace man

[@MentalMax9]

My gran did this to me. I gave her a spinning elbow.

[@x-gamerpro-hdshorts3859]

The title tho😂😂😂

[@dr.dankytp8683]

These rant videos are what I live for class video cal!

[@merci5023]

Sounds like a proper pain in the arse mate

[@jack-yy7gd]

for a second i thought this was to do with boom boom

[@m4ng070]

ok but how tf did the mailman get in his house so they could talk from the bathroom?

[@EllieFox42]

This tic tac seems angry, Ill get some extra mints next time.

[@J_X999]

He has more than 10x subscribers than you

[@EllieFox42]

@@J_X999 Point being?

[@binged8302]

I clicked as fast as possible once I saw that thumbnail 😂

[@yanetramon9111]

Soldier, are You? D":

[@catstack2395]

You're looking like a tic tac more than ever today, congrats

[@chi2153]

Preach man. Preaaccchhhh

[@johnsmagicshrooms7675]

Get me in touch with the postman. Dox needed 🙌

[@aidencross9016]

The tic tac wants to cut the chit chat :(

[@Ninetenth.s]

Next time he turns up just lob a toaster at him Callum

[@fnaf_gacha8342]

You should dress up as a tic tac for Halloween!!!

[@jordanwoods9742]

Callum up for standing up for your self is am amazing alpha male

[@isaacdoukaskomnenos8013]

Sounds like someone clingy that is trying to get so something out of callum

[@internetexplor3797]

Came back to this channel after a year and he’s still this angry😅

[@alfiewood8522]

That camera angle makes ur head look taller and thinner