Stop Getting Bond Wrong!

Pure comedy gold from the second series of I'm Alan Patridge (Never Say Alan Again)

[@sirpizo555]

I love the thought of Bond getting shot at and shouting "Right I've had enough of that just stop it!"

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

Coconut Head a whole submarine? You’re joking! I’m gonna have to call some other Russians now. Seeeeya

[@stevechristie2569]

@@RaferJeffersonIII sumbarine

[@lordrabbit7713]

@Jaxton Barrett unexpected but interesting. Thanks for info.

[@conahlestrange9794]

“And yes he’s with a lady”

[@BarterTom]

Blofeld: Oh sorry, not in the mood today?

[@chilrad]

I love the fact that even Lynn's new fella feels compelled to applaud Alan's efforts despite their acute differences (as demonstrated earlier in the episode!).

[@TheGuyWhoWroteThis]

Best 4 minutes of television. From any show. Ever.

[@amorembalming]

TheGuyWhoWroteThis i concur

[@privateemail7697]

Yeah, one of the best 😆🤣😂👍

[@horrorfreaklondon3037]

Agreed

[@teddyjones9020]

Lovely stuff ....... not my words but the words of sha'kin Stevens.

[@jasonantigua6825]

@Donald Trump Lovely stuff

[@Millennial_Mike]

This scene is so damn good. One of the best comedy scenes of all time.

[@matthewhendy5785]

Genius.

[@henryfraser6781]

“A WHOLE SUMBARINE!” 😂

[@chadmoonstone7486]

You're joking?!

[@Amethyst_Friend]

See ya!

[@samuelbarber6177]

Alan Partridge can make any movie sound like the maddest thing ever

[@ultramagnus27]

That fact he thinks he knows everything about bond and then says he wants to watch Fiona Fullerton, when she’s not in the spy who loved me (she’s in a view to a kill) is just genius!!

[@R0I3I3IE]

You've copied this. No one is impressed.

[@steffanhoffmann]

​@@andymerrett Taken you up to 2👍 against his 4. A-haaaa

[@MrMjolnir69]

Very neckable she was.

[@spikeep6141]

And as mistakes *go,* it actually *makes COMPLETE sense* : You can see exactly how he *got* there, in arriving at a completely incorrect answer : I, myself have actually made this •exact• *SAME* mistake myself in confusing the cold-open [ *•Roger Moore eyebrow-lift•* - ] Teaser-stunt sequence relating to those two •particular• Bond films : Both involve a spectacular, innovative, crowd-pleasing and revolutionary *Ski-stunt* and a mysterious, top-secret *British submarine* that seems to suddenly *vanish* completely, and disappear without a Trace -

[@matthewbacque1622]

You can tell by the look on Felicity Montagu's face, aka Lynn, how truly entertaining she finds Steve's wild comedic acting. True admiration.

[@Gubalicious]

I like how even John the joiner is applauding at the end

[@21samsilva]

Love the way he shouts MIIIICHAEL. MICHAEL.

[@lifeshorts1928]

"Right I've had enough of that just STOP IT!"

[@mrdisco]

I'm absolutely obsessed with this. It's just so funny. "What was that?! Too Late!"

[@stroketheboat]

how they all kept straight faces through the making of this scene is beyond me

[@Tomanista]

Stop getting (insert any movie) wrong! Me whenever anyone talks about movies. I feel Alans pain

[@tommycarr8111]

Especially when you're a huge fan of a movie, and someone talks to you about it and gets everything wrong about it.

[@ksportz66]

@@tommycarr8111 - I know about it and agree about it

[@TheMemeguy127]

He should have a series where he recaps the bond films every episode just like this

[@NeilBulk]

@0:31 "...necking with Fiona Fullerton..." Fiona Fullerton was in "A View To A Kill" and not "The Spy Who Loved Me." Stop getting Bond wrong!

[@thatisRON]

"well now you've got Norfolk's maddest man!"

[@AlexAhern]

one of the funniest scenes in British history

[@cymro6537]

3:26 'Completely Billy bollocks' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andymerrett]

What was that? Too late!

[@TheSamBlonde]

One of the best scenes equal to the chocolate mousse episode. Utter Genius!

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

My dad used to use the phrase “completely Billy Bollocks” and for years as a kid I had no idea why 😂😂😂😂

[@pallhe]

My left eyebrow is twitching uncontrollably because I've just discovered that Steve Coogan and Roger Moore share the same birthday.

[@jupitorious7925]

Yes just checked

[@blakestephens523]

The lex files...

[@moewishaw]

Hahaha one of the best Alan Partridge scenes ever.

[@soljah2062]

Glang, glang a lang a lang a lang a lang a lang a lang

[@thelethargicponderer6793]

Sol Jah 0

[@itsalwaysoniontime]

Ha ha ha ha ha

[@andymerrett]

Stop getting Alan's rendition of the Bond theme wrong! It's "Glang. Glang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang. Glang-a-lang. Lang-a-lang-a-lang."

[@TheMemeguy127]

@@andymerrettnobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it half as good as you baby your the best

[@revol113]

Coogan playing Alan Partridge playing a baffoon who's trying to act like he's cool by adjusting his words and acting to fit in with the crowd to explain and make Bond 'seem cool' is such a 4th/5th/10th level of comedic genius I just don't know what!

[@Harbaksh1234]

2:42 has me crying, everytime! Lol

[@edwards233]

glang, glang-a-lang..........hahahahahahaha alan partridge makes me chuckle no matter how many times i watch it

[@RIMJANESSOHMALOOG]

Sumbarine

[@gnif3k]

Coogan and Serafinowicz together, brilliant!

[@gitsurfer27]

"what you doing?" "i'm just destroying my cereals"

[@adamrees400]

gitsurfer27 I'd be careful folk might think you're a cereal killer

[@SchlumberttheHumble]

Do you by any chance run pedestrians around at terrifying leg-speeds?

[@basehead617]

Watch Lynn's face every time it cuts to the group, it's fucking hilarious

[@markdickens968]

Clocked it mate 🤣

[@romeaffair]

She is brilliant too.

[@heydude7568]

this 4 minutes cannot be beaten ANYWHERE across ANY comedy show, ANYWHERE EVER. End of.

[@ThomasCorfield]

I do agree that it's genius, but I must suggest this Partridge scene: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKm2k4eifZV-atk

[@petergarner1971]

'now you' ve got Norfolks maddest man .. every line kills me every line nothing wasted with Coogan ..

[@jodyguinness3864]

completely billy rollox - alan is a star :- can't help loving him. too funny..👍

[@jimh5504]

I wasn't lookinnnnng now that you've found meeeeeee OOh a bit of bush!!!! 😂😂😂👌

[@MalonsMilk]

This sounds like one of my manic episodes.. but with lemon piping

[@MegaClashcityrocker]

THE benchmark in comedy that everything else will be judged against.

[@legatrix]

best line: ""he's strong, eh. look!"

[@GOSTDatingandLifestyle]

agreed

[@Zichiable]

Bring these years back!

[@KrillLiberator]

1:05 Even Coogan can't keep a straight face delivering that line - and that was the take they went with.

[@Subculture]

I wonder how many times that had to be redone due to corpsing. Absolutely amazing scene.

[@antbubb]

the last bit is absolutely quality with the orange juice!!

[@aestheticaltwat]

“I’m Roger Moore. BANG!”

[@BarterTom]

I would have preferred to watch Alan do the whole thing!

[@winston4678]

" Yes he's with a lady "

[@JamesLimb]

Winston 467 "I've got to go somethings come up"

[@MoskHotel]

“He means his cock!” 😂

[@buggyboogle9]

Brilliant stuff. Just brilliant.

[@EstablishmentArchive]

Michael's description of the volcano scene 😂😂😂

[@Galdenistal]

You can't say that anymore 😂

[@Loonistrator]

@@Galdenistal Oh, you're alright with that like, because it's a race of people, and it's a food.

[@RealmsOfThePossible]

Steve Coogan is such an amazing comedian, so so underrated.

[@chrisbfreelance]

Five years later, but what? Everyone knows his pedigree.

[@samtrotter7177]

@@chrisbfreelance Right? The internet is OBSESSED with calling everything "underrated"

[@dannydorko7075]

Your comment is underated

[@SpecialOrder_937]

Now you’ve got Norfolk’s maddest man !

[@mrneutral8423]

Everyone here pretending they don't wanna hang out with Lynne. The Baptist copper who'll knock 'yer block off. Bleachy head. Alan Patridge. Sonja. Michael. Text.

[@JR-xo5jp]

Norfolk's maddest man !!

[@DuderinoDeux]

I nearly split my sides when I first saw this. Dan's a great man.....

[@basehead617]

the best thing about this is all the things Alan gets wrong about it, showing that he's the one getting Bond wrong

[@Lennon6412]

But he is right, it is like that

[@ThomasCorfield]

"I'm not sure why, but he's not showing off."

[@owenbateman1670]

When he's using the sunny d as Petrol! that has to be the funniest thing ever, it's so manic!

[@TomWright91]

I know exactly how Alan feels! People that think they know Bond and really don't have the first clue what they're on about!

[@sleekspook1655]

Norfolks maddest man !!!!! :-).:-):-)

[@josephdarby1987]

This is my favourite episode Cant help but laugh!

[@tryoutaudioireland]

"Goldfingaahhhhhh!!!"

[@CaroleUCoope]

Stop Getting Bond Wrong!!! He's Russian - Hes got eyebrows - What a whole submarine - Your'e Joking! Thats not the end of the Beginning - 'Oh bit of nipple' - 'Walking along the top of a gun - Completely Billy Bollocks!!! He is Brilliant!!!! He is Genius!!!! I asked my eight year old nephew if he'd seen any James Bond movies - and he said yes just one - 'One Eye Only'!......................... Now thats a movie I'd like to see.......

[@andymerrett]

Michael starred in another Bond film. "Wey Aye Only".

[@CaroleUCoope]

Ha Ha. When my young nephew was 8/9 he kept asking if he could see the James Bond Movie, 'One Eye Only'! I still have to come across that one, but in all my searches have sadly never managed to find it. Do let me know if you come across it anywhere.......

[@aagrille7222]

Goldfingaaaaar 😂 😂

[@S77whut]

They're all trying so hard not to crack up

[@ukkendoka]

You can see Coogan smile when he shout's "Stop getting bond wrong!" and the actor playing Michael cant hide his smile either.

[@theresajv5055]

Lynn is one of the best characters in the history of television.

[@ma-moomoo]

You reckon? Lynn couldn't present... A cat

[@MrMr-fo8st]

Alan Partridge -- nobody does it better!

[@dee-jay-gee-bee7659]

Nobody gonna mention that Coogan got Bond wrong in that it's Barbara Bach (as Major Anya Amasova) that Roger Moore is necking with in TSWLM (1977) (Fiona Fullerton was Pola Ivanova with Moore in A View to a Kill in 1985)? 252 comments, so somebody probably already has, but not on the top page at any rate. "Ooh, bit of bush!" Had this (well, Carly Simon singing) as an earworm when doing the washing up today but kept looping the same bit he covers, so had to come here to exorcise the demon...

[@smiffjam]

Aha you win!

[@ZER0--]

Dee-Jay-Gee-Bee It also wasn't lemon piping, it was red.

[@fishypaw]

Dee-Jay-Gee-Bee Bach is necking with somebody else (not Bond) at the beginning, ... the twist being that she is the agent (Triple XXX) being interrupted not the man. Cuts to Q telling Money Penny to call bond, THEN it cuts to Bond necking with Sue Vanner, ... who does look a LOT like Fiona Fullerton, hence Allan's 'mistake'.

[@CS-mo7xp]

+Paul L yeah it was red, but it probably tasted of lemons.

[@ZER0--]

maniq minah Ask a bond girl, she'll know what his piping tastes like, (do it in an Alan voice, it sounds funnier.)

[@thesbiantendencies]

"i am roger moore... BANG" lol *blood dribbles down* i shall memorize this for sheer entertainment ^_^

[@markgreet3543]

This is amazing😅😅

[@ianlamb1910]

Just genius. So so good.

[@hotelmario510]

What, a whole Sumbarine?!

[@Stenbrotsgatan]

So funny...he's completely describing everything of the first 10 mins of the movie.

[@jakeanslow1111]

Not very happy about this

[@parralox]

Oh, what was that? TOO LATE!

[@redyellowpink01]

"A whole sumbarine?!"

[@sGxMilLHouSe]

best programme ever genius

[@zapkvr0101]

Carly Simon and Marvin Hamlisch. Song of the year at the Oscars

[@matthewhousego544]

Literally me after seeing no time to die lol

[@stuffedsheepshead]

James Bond with a little blonde child? You're joking!

[@alexnorman4919]

Next up after the adverts we will be talking to Norfolk's youngest butcher. Jurassic Park..... First class.

[@Steve-gc5nt]

Somethings come up.

[@anthonyrobson3648]

Glan, ga lang a lang a lang 😂😂

[@inkstersco]

Alan's bird is the sexiest presence in tv history.

[@boydegg]

and the air bass guitar scene :)

[@ThePokeyPictures]

i hope they bring this show back

[@peterfranks6243]

Roger Moore "necking" with Fiona Fullerton was A View To A Kill not The Spy Who Loved Me... looks like Alan also got Bond wrong

[@darudesandstrom1067]

I love the substitution of sunny delight for gasoline

[@rwilliams6994]

Superb

[@MAC4kirly]

'well now you've got norfolk's maddest man'! lol

[@hithere6303]

Michaelll MICHAELLLLL 😂😂

[@omnivorousbiped2447]

Sonja's laugh is so good.

[@coombecarp]

Stunning

[@koolyman]

LOL at the sunny delight

[@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1]

Bit 'o bush 😅

[@warlockofwordsreturnsrb4358]

OOh.

[@willhewitt1649]

CLANG...CLANG-A-LANG-A-LANG...CLANG-A-LANG!!

[@oliverbruce2096]

+Will Hewitt *Glang

[@zufgh]

Legs go right apart! Ooh what was that!? TOO LATE!

[@futurecat71]

Great Acting from Coogan ! lmao

[@GazzaCal123]

Absolute quality. PMSL

[@jedsithor]

This makes me want to go watch the intro to The Spy Who Loved Me....in fact I think I'll do that right now.

[@boneykingofsomewhere]

and the Air drums when hes in the car while Lynne is at her mothers grave lol

[@ksportz66]

“ooh bit of bush”

[@jake1411]

F*cking Genius, OHh bit a bush, i am in tears

[@felicity4711]

He finally got to have his James Bond night and he didn’t even get to watch James Bond movies! Nice to see the return of Tex, though

[@archie_football74]

Lemon piping 🤣🤣😊