STORROR'S STRAIGHT LINE Hardest Mile - Winter Edition 🥶

Thanks @GeoWizard for the challenge 🙃
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#STORROR is a collective of seven elite athletes with big individual characters who were drawn together by a shared passion for movement and love of adventure. After growing up together and developing their skills for over a decade, the boys have built the most iconic brand in #parkour with an enthusiastic following to match.
THE TEAM:
- Toby Segar bit.ly/2ke3BPk
- Drew Taylor bit.ly/2CHG01p
- Sacha Powell bit.ly/2AuFzSd
- Joshua Burnett Blake bit.ly/2CIb4OG
- Callum Powell bit.ly/2lVO2IQ
- Max Cave bit.ly/2CI78g4
- Benj Cave bit.ly/2Cu9MCx
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DISCLAIMER:
This video features Parkour performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. All members of team STORROR have been training since 2005 and insist that no one attempt to re-create or re-enact any ROOFTOP activities or movement AT HEIGHT performed in these videos.

[@GeoWizard]

I still can't get over that hotel escape. Thanks for having me again gents, it was a pleasure!

[@STORROR]

It’s a massive thank you / f*ck you from us 😂😘

[@sometimesposting6779]

The best collab on KZbin right here folks

[@rw0121]

when are u going to do a straight line togeather @@STORROR

[@tranquilityparkour]

GeoWizard building his parkour karma. When is he going to come down from his lofty tower and train. Tom's first day of parkour! Let's Go.

[@maartenbeute6742]

Really liked your voiceover man!

[@mrlee6647]

Just imagining someone taking their dog for a walk and seeing Callum climb out of the river stark bollock naked.

[@tomloveday2385]

If only 😍

[@kyranthez927]

​@@tomloveday2385😂😂

[@tristanemery8748]

That'd be one hell of a story

[@GarrettsGear]

Some lucky son of a gun probably found his underpants at the pool 😂

[@darkno6493]

At least it’s safe from the dog nipping it 🐛

[@rebrandftw]

@21:30 ''who's willy shrank to such a size, that we didn't need to pixelate it!'' 🤣🤣

[@xIvoryRosex]

I was out cold laughing at this one XD

[@Typicalrn10]

best line i have heard all year

[@hanahime5734]

Me: how could they say that while laughing so hard 😂

[@stevemarshall3481]

Omg...... I'm pissing myself with laughter 😂😂

[@liamflanagan490]

21:05 Sacha going "THAT WAS GRIM!" And then swithing up to, "It was alright!" Cracked me up.

[@Logan-sb5jr]

Honestly, I saw the same thing and then looked at the comments and saw this lol. XD

[@AJ-das]

Callum naked, struggling to get pulled out the river was pure comedy! 😂😂😂

[@iwouldprefernotto4381]

WHY DID HE LEAVE HIS UNDERPANTS AT THE LIDO? 😂 The man is a law unto himself.

[@nicksimpson88]

happy to see Tom return. His narrating is so calming

[@SpaaacceCore]

But where's the video of Storror teaching Tom parkour???

[@davidchaplin8619]

It really is , been watching his stuff on his channel. He encapsulates the podcast hug feeling very well.

[@Jilbr]

I really hope they do another straight line mission, top tear colab 👌

[@bishyeahbish3758]

Agreed. His narration skills do indeed..... be bussin' 😊👍

[@user-qu2tk6ns8t]

Forever impressed by Sasha and also Josh facing his fears super cool. happy to see Tom return. His narrating is so calming.

[@chickenkalgusu5324]

gotta respect them lads

[@handleisntfkinavailable]

happy to see Tom return. His narrating is so calming.

[@weedtaco1443]

Them yelling sorry while they just keep going is so British and funny to me

[@milya1926]

34:33 benj singing while drew is screaming in agony in the background has to be one of my new favorite storror moments

[@jkarnold100]

Tom and Storror together is one of my favorite collabs. Genuinely two of my favorite channels on the platform

[@ravensclutch]

Same!

[@mle8659]

Time to invite Tom for some parkour?

[@UlysseMusicien]

Same

[@jkarnold100]

@@mle8659 I hope tbh

[@svebac]

Really is the best collab

[@esp643]

Just a little tip on this; -When going through any water treatment works never get into any aerated water as you won't float in it. -do not walk on top of sludge tanks as they may look like soil on the top but you can fall through into a 'slop' below, and won't be able to get out. good luck and gods speed boys

[@extended_e]

Yeah, this kind of info is VITAL, that worker might have saved their lifes, tough I dont think they would have swam in them. Also I hope they won't encouter high voltage transformer stations or similar on their escape.

[@1eyrey]

Good advice 👍also if crossing freezing water light a fire first

[@Pugetwitch]

Kyle Hill taught me to avoid drowning machines😅 solid advice

[@Koko-pm4qq]

Props to Josh for facing his fears like that. Respect.

[@sinatrabone]

For having a big fear of water, he’s a really strong swimmer. I was surprised.

[@chickenkalgusu5324]

huge respect

[@user-so8hh4fx9c]

​@@sinatraboneit was probably just him wanting to get out as quickly as possible but other than that I agree

[@TheSilverShadow17]

Josh facing his aquaphobia head on earns him my respect as well, a job well done might I add

[@zsht]

You know everyone's serious about these missions when Josh gets left on the other side of the river, and Sacha gets left without any support for the creaky branch 😂

[@GarrettsGear]

Yeah both of those decisions completely surprised me 🤣

[@drak_darippa]

seriously stupid tbh. its a team challenge

[@rosbifle413]

Josh may be scared of the water but he actually swam really well!

[@t.j.9413]

The water should be scared of him

[@cinnamonpickle4005]

bro because hes black?😭

[@KennOh_]

@@cinnamonpickle4005 Why did you have to make it about skin color?

[@cinnamonpickle4005]

@@KennOh_ just a stereotype my b

[@iceboundwings6107]

@cinnamonpickle4005 no, because he’s a normal human being with weaknesses.

[@squinqz8bp230]

Respect for listening to the bloke in hi-viz and not getting him into trouble. People just working hard to put food on the table dont need hardship for no reason

[@alexg1778]

Was kinda weird that he didn't say anything until they all got over though. Surely you'd say something after the first lad landed?

[@Beakerz857]

They should've just kept walking on. He wouldn't have gotten in trouble. If they had walked on with him yelling, it's not like he 'let' them do it.

[@Apple_Beshy]

he waited for all of them to jump before saying anything

[@staceybaldridge7362]

I laughed out loud more times than I can count! Would love to see an “aftermath” video after a straight line challenge.

[@Si74l0rd]

I'm hoping that's what Friday's join video will be.

[@yeovil07]

Please , more of these videos. And what about dragging Tom out to try some parkour, that would be hilarious 😂

[@mythyx8381]

they liked your comment, you might be onto something

[@yeovil07]

@@mythyx8381 I think it might take a bit of arm twisting to get Tom to agree 🤣

[@mythyx8381]

@@yeovil07 it will haha

[@luckyspurs]

Imagine a Pete Whittaker v Tom Davies parkour lesson with the boys. Yes I know that would be impossible to schedule.

[@mythyx8381]

@@luckyspurs That would be crazy indeed

[@uniter343]

Toms commentary and music immediately sets the mood for an adventure!

[@jaym6945]

26:23 I love how Max runs to find a dry place to eventually accept that there is none

[@Nooticus]

Absolutely brilliant watch. As someone who isn’t a follower of yours but is somewhat of a straight line expert, this video shows quite how important choosing and planning a good like really is. Also, the fact there are so many of you with so many bags makes the whole thing 10 times harder to get through places you aren’t supposed to. Props to you for giving up at the sewage works and not getting that guy in trouble. The fact you also have full size cameras too is wild. Gz on the gold!

[@Anttik_]

Laughed out loud to Drew's dive roll over the ditch. For a few seconds it looked like an absolute win, but then he turned and showed the backside of his jacket fully wet. 🤣

[@WhiskyMystery]

Should have laid out the yoga mat for landing

[@ElSkinsio]

Can’t believe they didn’t use it once!

[@sethlost424]

Best bit is when he stands up. Looks so pleased with himself but then his face drops and he turns around laughing. Almost got out of that one, didn't he 😂

[@Konitama]

The worst part is that he did it to save his feet from getting wet and then they literally had to immediately trudge through 50 meters of unavoidable calf deep bog lol

[@theorybehindchaos1017]

Ya never endin boggy bastard!

[@walkmonkey7]

As someone who suffers from multiple anxiety disorders, seeing Josh constantly overcome his fear of water is incredibly inspiring.

[@reztheninja]

I hate water. Big up Josh

[@weaselkenievil]

Good comment mate, inspiration can be found where we find it :) 100% agree

[@isaacrichmond7505]

Josh is my favorite (besides Toby :P)

[@cameronlamb1869]

Most if not all things you find are where you found them​@@weaselkenievil

[@Em-gj2sg]

parkour is all about overcoming your fears as someone who has an anxiety disorder, I'm sure you also constantly overcome your fears and are very inspiring too 🙂

[@Sxph14]

34:28 i love how Drew is just screaming that hes cold and then theres Benj just singing lmao love you guys great video once again! i must have watched this a good 10 times already and i dont plan on stopping any time soon

[@vajkosd]

Dude honestly everytime Sasha has a victory it makes me Super happy man, so stoked for him to be recovering and getting fit and back in it and enjoying the wins 👍

[@lunisPk]

😂 Tom's comment about not needing to pixelate Callum when he got out of the river had me dying!😂😂

[@GarrettsGear]

JOSH IS AN UNSTOPPABLE UNIT OF A MAN! Overcoming that level of a fear of water is crazy. Bro swam across a flooded, moving river... i love this content!

[@daviddubuis1472]

The dive roll in the bog, followed by mandatory full submersion of both feet, had me in stitches. Great video :D

[@streetninjas313]

36:01 "Oh no I got my shoe wet" finished me. One of your funniest vids to date!

[@iain_moss]

Drew's "I AM NOT AN EMOTION!" is being adopted into my life immediately!!!

[@lightdarklightdarklightdark]

drew is very well educated

[@simonvutov7575]

@@lightdarklightdarklightdark for sure

[@marktubeie07]

29:37 _"If it snaps, worse case, it snaps'"_ Best line Toby !!😂😂😂😂

[@Mycatisinapiano]

Good job on that highvis guy making sure you don't get through. It takes guts to stop a big group of guys like that.

[@meganhunt1123]

Forever impressed by Sasha and also Josh facing his fears super cool

[@234i9]

You just keep enabling him. If you were a real fan or a friend, youd tell him the harsh truth that he really needs to get it together and lose that weight.

[@AlyxAesthetics]

@@234i9 in some contexts i would agree with you. but many people have health reasons for why they cant lose weight or find it extremely difficult not to gain any. all bodies are different.

[@AABoeing737MAX]

Such a peak collaboration and series. Huge shoutout to Tom with the line design, lots of little details that felt like coincidences in the moment were surely by design on his part and it shows the effort he put into finding the perfect mile.

[@sethlost424]

Josh facing his fear was as always epic to see but fair play to Drew for being the first over the river. Fully committing to the depth and cold, testing the current, climbing out without the rope or a hand, that's scary stuff. Big up 👏

[@beckymuggeridge5057]

I think I like your “adventure” vids more than your parkour ones ironically because I love how you all work together. Such a great group of friends. The swimming in your pants was an added bonus. Love your videos from this fellow Horsham-ite!

[@chickenkalgusu5324]

the way drew worried that they left josh alone on the other is so wholesome

[@luckyspurs]

Yeah, you could just feel his heart drop when he realised.

[@expeditious.]

I was just wishing you guys would make another straight line challenge, so hyped to watch this. Love you storror thank you for being a big inspiration to me and many others!

[@chantsmantrasandrelaxation5079]

What could be more fun than watching Storror frolic about in the bog? Once you all had wet feet, the group sense of abandon as you all just ran onwards laughing and screaming was worth the watch. Hope you all got warm tootsies as soon as you could. Thanks for tackling this, hope you do end up with a sense of enjoyment.

[@jayy-_-2262]

Drew is my favorite Storror 😂 his energy is always there, and his humor is great

[@TheFoxStalksHisPrey]

Genuinely not bagging on Sash, but doing a lot of the stuff he does with the extra weight he has on him is *mad* impressive. It's so much easier to move around the world when you are light and muscular like Toby or Max. It just can not be understated.

[@GarrettsGear]

He is the reason i started watching the channel. I saw the "big guy" in the group doing backflips and i was just blown away. He's a shining example of an athletic big guy

[@d4-yeet688]

​@@GarrettsGearvery true. But he used to be just as skinny for many years and only through an injury started to gai a bit of weight and pulling a bit aqay from the crazy sunts

[@T0NI_]

Yeah I like it cause it both motivates me cause I'm like "this means I could feasibly do these things too". But then at the same time I just hate myself more for it because I'm like "No you couldn't you lazy fuck"

[@iwouldprefernotto4381]

I also love those moments when you see him struggle a bit and then out of nowhere pull off some perfect maneuver and you’re like “oh yeah, he was a professional parkour athlete!” He’s such a great part of the team.

[@AJ-das]

@iwouldprefernotto4381 I would say he is still a professional parkour athlete. Maybe not on a competitive level, but he's regularly training parkour at levels higher then many other pk folk. Also, he makes money doing pk on KZbin.

[@ChokyoDK]

I can already tell that this is gonna be a banger. We need an IRL collab with Tom. Some urban exploration

[@healbot9647]

36:36 this was so funny Toby’s faces and max just popping over the fence

[@Nyitemare]

"I am a robot, all i do is serve the line" what a line 🤣

[@fernandodarocha4575]

These missions are amazing! You should start bringing Geowizard with you tho!

[@sophiefeatherby5348]

Yes, this my thought exactly

[@bookend2002]

They might just kill him if he was there with them though... 🤣

[@louisrobson9945]

Sacha is always one of the most inspiring people in every video cuz no matter the obsticle or challenge he always gives it 100% commitment. Keep up the amazing work boys and I look foreward to what comes next!!

[@neaituppi7306]

21:08 Sacha not wanting the others to feel nervous.

[@johndoe9881]

Whenever I'm feeling demotivated from skateboarding I just watch you guys and see how excited you get from moving around and it instantly helps. Thanks for what you do 😌

[@uniter343]

Lovely that you are doing this again, GeoWizard is a great guy and this format works great for a group like you!

[@BabyJail07]

YES boys, these straight line missions are such a fun break from the usual content (which I enjoy btw)! Plus, Geowizard is such a good guy - hoping fore more collabs with him in the future!

[@luckyspurs]

Would love them to do a no roads mission that involved rooftops a little. But it wouldn't be allowed on youtube would it.

[@AdiabetiKkidRex]

Saha you are my favorite! The underdog who pushes through and finish's the task at hand! Look up to you sasha Keep persavering for all of us! Such an inspiration!

[@JimiD91]

Hi Storror Army, big fan.. of course. I have a suggestion for a series of challenges 😬 "back garden battlegrounds"... fans of the channel offer up their gardens for a series of challenges. No hassle from the po-po or members of public, and it would be amazing to see you lot turn up to fans houses. Keep on being class, big up the army 💪

[@samweiss3248]

Loved seeing another collab with Tom! If Toby could connect Tom with Pete Whittaker, I'd love to see Pete teach Tom how to climb. A straight line mission that included technical rock climbing along the way would be epic.

[@justdadstuff5171]

If that contact comes into being Tom should set a straight line challenge for Pete. That would be something to watch!

[@luckyspurs]

Loved seeing Callum and the boys happy to do it as well. 26 miles was an insane commitment. 1 mile felt like a better "enjoy it, without living it" compromise.

[@LEVI-8]

These straight line missions are the best videos concepts ❤

[@STORROR]

Big up geo wizard the creator and narrator

[@LEVI-8]

@STORROR ohh i know, I've watched all his straight line videos. And thank you for the ❤️

[@Wolfstar26]

callum choosing to traverse the river entirely naked sent me BAWLING i was laughing so hard

[@chiraggera3160]

Yet another straight-line mission, let's go!! The scene of everyone carrying bags on top of their head and walking through water was just hilarious 😂 GW really did set you up this time, but all kudos to you guys for clinching gold 🙌

[@sill7990]

Josh swimming in the river really really made me happy knowing his dislike for water, good job guys!

[@dizzythakidd7350]

weird man ?>

[@aaronw6706]

Any video with a dive roll from Drew is Platinum for me. Big up to Josh for conquering the river.

[@EPIG123]

im so proud of sacha because everything he has been through and he still comes back and still bossing it amazing

[@gollowancompetitive751]

The only youtube channel where I RARELY click off a video before it ends. Just so entertaining all the way through. Every second of it, not even my ADHD gets bored haha

[@dynamitewithalaserbeam4021]

Another Storror x Geowizard collab LET'S GOOOOO!!!

[@olivierlaborde7887]

itd be awesome if they met up with geowizard and did the straight line chall together

[@Hanitcal69]

Mad respect to josh for facing his fears and swimming that river

[@louiscookson7811]

46 minutes of pure carnage. Loved it.

[@DiRTIWilson]

The hype you boys give each other just pumps me up so much! These straight line missions are incredible xD Will the joiners be getting a BTS of this :D that would be awesome.

[@jadon3776]

The two best channels on KZbin combine for a 45 min Monday drop! Life couldn't be better

[@KenWAnderson]

Your camaraderie, loyalty, hilarity, joy, encouragement of each other through all kinds of challenges are inspiring Storror. Tons of love to you men.

[@jonathantsbower]

Positive masculinity

[@MarthaFaye]

I live in the uk countryside so trust me i feel your pain with the bog and the cold rivers. This one was rarther interesting. What a sight. Well done boys

[@dandymcgee]

Geo being the narrator makes this video SOOOOOOO much better. 🤣

[@jarrodkeep4176]

This is genuinely the crossover we never knew would be perfect together. GeoWizard + Storror... The greats.

[@doctorvenkman1]

They've done one before if you've not seen it yet :)

[@willhopley]

These striaght line missions are so good. More of these please in 2024 or you guys should do one of GeoWizard's other recent videos and just walk north for a week and find shelter to sleep in along the way.

[@SheBeSmokinYessar]

There's a brand of socks we wear for Enduro riding called sealskinz they're completely waterproof and would be ideal for you guys for the next one :) great video!

[@twnfaem]

Guys, epic stuff. Love this Collab, do more!

[@MindyGhost]

Can't believe you've done another straight line challenge. Hoping you guys had more luck this time 🙏 happy holidays Storror :)

[@jefo2405]

Two of the best channels in one! Now teach the wiz some Parkour as a revenge ;)

[@incident_confirmed]

i love how supportive yall are to eachother

[@questionableendeavours]

Must be so much harder doing these as a big group, so much more chance of being seen and hassled than solo or a pair. The beef eater pass through was ace😂

[@endergolem9977]

This entire challenge had me in hysterical laughter and shock - when you thought it wouldn't get any worse, it does! It's incredible how the boys toughed it out, and I had the same thought as them - they were fighting through those tough environments like absolute troopers

[@vacantile]

As someone who just walked for 2 hours to get from school to home in an unwalkable city, I find this video VERY relatable.

[@RedlineINC]

YOOOO CALLUM IS CRAZY. I love this lad 😮🥰

[@letmetellyousomething123]

Love the friendship these guys have.

[@joerogers1417]

Loved Geowizards series and the first vid of this was great - buzzin it’s back lads - 2023 has been an incredible year of content for the Army. Thank you.

[@PickyPaige]

Perfect timing! I've been feeling really depressed today and there is nothing better than a new Storror video to cheer me up, especially a new straight line one!

[@vincents8165]

My thoughts exactly

[@beefmeatloaf]

😢 I hope it gets better - you are loved and have a community here ❤

[@IBeHambo]

you can do it!

[@nemojimeister8769]

callum leaving his pants xddd and WELL DONE JOSH ! and SASHA ON THAT TREEE THOOO GJ

[@rizmacadillac]

Respect for taking this challenge. I'll remember you all when I have to spend a couple of hours out in the cold and freezing rain and all. Thanks for the motivation and for helping me challenge myself. I never regret the times I've challenged myself this way even though it is difficult at the time. Thanks for sharing.

[@Momo-ti1fg]

"Straight lines are actually insanely hard... there is no getting around it" nice one! haha

[@luckyspurs]

That's an Alan Bennett kind of line.

[@Lhenrijs]

Bang on video lads! More than half way through but I just thought I had to stop and comment at Drews comment - that this is what soldiers do. Yes, this is what we do, done this also in freezing temperatures and snow, crossing rivers etc. but in full gear and backpack. Main thing is not to stop. As soon as you stop its really bad and can get traumatic. Been watching you guys for 2 years i think now, and its always a pleasure to open youtube on Monday evening. Well done, dont know how this ends yet, but I believe you all will push through, with a bit of discomfort and thats all. Main thing to get dry clothes on as soon as you have to stop for longer or when going home, even if it only means dry socks. Keep marching on, Storror!

[@andrewrobyn2864]

Wow!! What an absolute banger of a video boyz!! Got my stamp of Aprovel from the USA!!

[@bertrandr]

This was hilarious. Laughed out loud, especially at 39:15 ahah that face and the absurdity of the situation. Gold.

[@seansmith-hv1gz]

Sacha's face when going through the bog was hilarious. Great team spirit throughout the whole challenge.

[@vickcesar8456]

Drew with his long hair looks really good

[@mickhasthefacts8632]

Do you know what long hair is? His hair wouldn't even be classed as medium length lol.

[@danielschoenherr4157]

Lmao, Toby's face at 22:08, hes laughing his butt off. nice vid gents. love your content

[@IXScasualty]

Drew is wishing he brought his Wellingtons. Also, Sacha and the bright pink yoga mat sticking out of his bag is hilarious.

[@marshayame]

I can't help but picture Tom with the most devious grin on his face while plotting this line for the boys 🤣

[@Vladdie777]

Yeah he reminded me of Brian Cox in that new James Bond Amazon reality show.

[@luckyspurs]

The fact that Tom picked mountains for his own 1st and 4th attempts to straight line Wales, tells you everything.

[@jenniree29]

“Gunk, Funk, & Skunk” needs to make its way onto some Storror merch. Lol. Love Josh. Sach made me hella nervous climbing that fence, but he killed this challenge. Drew’s commentary is always fanfuckingtastic. Y’all are beasts! Well done!

[@RainOCE14]

Some of my favorite Storror content. We need more of these! Well done lads!

[@TheChemicalburnz]

Lets go Sacha! remember watching his old vid parts and thinking how talented he is. Hope he fully recovers from his injury's and comes back to flipping and sticking everything!

[@TAT.74]

Josh the man the legend. That was inspiring. Shout out to Stani for suggesting the vest maybe it gave Josh the confidence boost he needed if nothing else ❤❤

[@ZahhibbDev]

I need this to be something you guys do on a recurring basis as it really fits your content, and Tom is just lovely!

[@luckyspurs]

Please do a no roads mission. Maybe even split into two or three teams, as 7 people is quite a large group in a built up area anyway. Could make it more about the climbing and problem solving than the water traversing; kind of like their escape videos.

[@Llockd]

I swear its the funniest video of yall I have ever watched...PLEASE DO MORE!

[@lyriconii]

As always brilliant work! well filmed and it was realtime. You capture the feel of the moments which is cool. Felt like being there. Props to Shasha for coming so far in recovery!

[@simonlawrence7727]

Callum silently whispering "please, snap" absolutely killed me!