STORY GAMING - AUTO EROTIC WATER BOARDING

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[@TheCommanderCreep]

I want more of the "Austin Scares his Mom" Stories.

[@zenonella]

me too. I had to contain myself while in school

[@idk-zy9ig]

"He had an addiction to painkillers and alcohol" "Oh hell yea"

[@Dickey7861]

I have an issue with saying "oh hell yeah" and "nice" when people tell me serious things. It's like my version of letting them know I'm listening.

[@snuggienutz801]

+Ass milk I'm so glad someone else caught that haha

[@aveilhu3508]

+Dickeyfighter7861 "My mom just died last week, and I really miss her." "OH HELL YEAH!" Is that how that conversation would go?

[@sgamerxbox360]

That quote combined with your profile pic of Thomas the tank engine is beautiful

[@idk-zy9ig]

+sgamerxbox360 tanks

[@SirusX1]

I was laughing so hard when Austin was explaining his story. Fucking lost it when he said she was trying to climb out the small kitchen window.

[@johnbarfield3516]

That part was so funny I had one of if not the worst coughing fits in my life because I was laughing so hard

[@Dickey7861]

One day there will be a video where no one feels the need to list the numeric value of their comment.

[@AssMama]

That's the equivalent of saying one day there will be no war

[@oncerain]

7861

[@Zennakku]

+Dickeyfighter7861 BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

[@Meescha]

+Dickeyfighter7861 Dickey, you have to do a fuckin podcast. I think everyone could listen to your stories for days

[@raymondbenjamins5884]

+Dickeyfighter7861 Yeah, but then they will some other annoying things...

[@nicm9600]

I'm watching this in class instead of "listening to my audiobook" the teacher does not think 1984 is funny.

[@imgoingberserk5918]

Fucking read 1984, it is an awesome book!

[@theuhh814]

1984 iS tHE BeSt coMEdY CLasSiC

[@johnpartington5910]

New drinking game: take a shot everytime dickey says hell yeah

[@hatredcadaver5148]

Wusic is Min I am deceased

[@animerandomness]

Austin's story is probably the best story I've heard on the Dickeydines show. That was just the best. I was in tears sides in stitches laughing during this story. Thank you, Austin, for existing. :,D

[@therestingmitchface6241]

Wheeljack from Armada was a turned Autobot. He got trapped, and Hot Shot was told not to go after him. I think Megatron rescued him, so Wheeljack defected to the Decepticons

[@robertmckay9590]

Dikey's childhood story's are my fav part of these vids

[@jesusfreak777ize]

Austin, I'm pretty sure everyone does a naked bathtub thing

[@twocansami5086]

I wear socks in the shower

[@strongbad142]

+Sam Armas you monster! :o

[@jamespayne6470]

I shower in a bathing suit swim trunks.

[@angus2016young]

You should tell more funny scaring your mom stories! That's hilarious! You guys never disappoint!

[@jazzetienne2285]

"She's not as weird as Dickey!" Exactly how weird is Dickey, I now wonder.

[@jazzetienne2285]

+Dickeyfighter7861 I want answers

[@JLujan4492]

That guy said you had a way better story. Honestly the stories would get about the same rating, but it's the way that it's presented that counts, and dickey, you have one of the greatest story telling abilities and that's really what makes it seem so much better and why I enjoy watching these videos so much. Keep it up mang

[@sgtxassassinusa9952]

My stomach hurts when Austin tells a story about his mum was freaking out Austin and laughing hysterically lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoaoFerreira-fx3xp]

So I'm watching this in 780p, and it still looks like it's 360p or something. Stupid youtube...

[@demitriustaylor8358]

im supposed to be sleeping right now, but all my parents can hear is me holding back a ridiculously hard laugh and my pillows are soaked, just from dickeys scary story. holy shit!

[@jazzetienne2285]

Austin's story was hilarious though and honestly I wish they were doing meet n greets somewhere because holy goodness I want to meet both Dickey and Dines.

[@nachofast6144]

Fun fact: Finnish student apartments have double-drains in showers. One of the reasons (at least rumored) is because students pass out in showers so often that making another drain saves the apartment owner AND students a whole lot of money

[@fearevil1]

I loved scaring my parents too when I was younger ohh what a lost art lol

[@mattewidlund7707]

this made me wake up my mom. worth it.

[@thedoctor7202]

mudflat was originally an autobot but later became a decepticon

[@javieraguilera2064]

I laughed so damn loud I'm literally crying

[@beemochud786]

The best story I ever heard from dickey

[@coltonbrown4454]

dicky you make it so I can't fucking take a drink during these videos! never seems to fail, every time i do, you bust out this smart ads comment and I fucking spew everywhere.

[@Sh4dowSound]

sometimes i think about Tony's story about the lady in the house at random times

[@nikolasbakken4998]

lmao. My jaw is RIIIIPED!! once again, ty for the amazing story 😎✌. BOOM!

[@ThomasJ502]

I don't actually watch the video, I just listen to the stories haha

[@grantolson7200]

The 2 dislikes are from Austin's mom and her friend

[@metalhead83192]

story time with my two favorite idiots! LOVE YOU GUYS!

[@jesusm7]

I'm fucking crying wtf

[@LilWheezyWayne]

Auto aquatic asphyxiation ....

[@Fungusgunk]

My friend scared the shit out of me by acting possessed, he ran up the stairs and slipped and busted his ass on the last step, screamed "God left me unfinished" after sounds and writhing in pain for two minutes, then fucking dragged me down the stairs when I went to help him because he stopped doing anything and looked like a tired four year old after a temper tantrum.

[@codyschaffer7788]

FUCKIN DIED w/ that jason story

[@jessebartlett6118]

"Story Time Gaming" Jared's silent for the entire time

[@uberweiss6251]

Dude you should do a video about the times Austin scared his mom

[@sadboisean98]

omfg best fuckin story ever Austin!

[@jornniewzwaag7895]

Fucking hell i'm crying 😂😂

[@owenconnell6953]

oh hell yeah...

[@DJ.LR222]

ZESTY SAMSSSSSS

[@jacksonhowes8518]

Austins, screams!

[@jackboulter4866]

More scaring stories!

[@thomaslane421]

These videos are hilarious xD

[@Kystreetracing]

Dickys story

[@leahd24]

i love you guys

[@Aaliyah-ng5pc]

keep doing videos like this!😂😂😂

[@musicinc-nr3kp]

you guys should play "kitten cannon"

[@iHeartMixingMusic]

Have you guys thought about using the audio from these for a podcast?

[@Kalk__]

i feel like jared felt kinda left out for some reason in this video prob just my hyper active imagination but idk it felt awkward dont get me wrong i loved those other guys 2 and id love to see more vids with them.

[@Dickey7861]

The way we did these is two of us play and two of us tell stories so the part two to this is Jared and zesty telling stories and Tony and I playing games.

[@Kalk__]

+Dickeyfighter7861 oh yay :) and thats actually pretty clever lol

[@krishansharma563]

was not expecting an upload at 5 AM xD suh dudes #nosleepcrew

[@Dickey7861]

Every video we've uploaded on this channel has and is scheduled for 5am haha.

[@krishansharma563]

I've never noticed xD i usually wake up in the afternoon and just watch whatever is uploaded

[@JoaoFerreira-fx3xp]

Also, kudos for playing CoD in hc mode. That's the only way to go about it

[@Chris_yes]

you guys always make me rofl. rofl waffle. I am a bit older than you guys (35) but you're still funny as shit. I miss those days when I could just care about bands and hanging out more than responsibilities but I am very happy. Anyway just enjoy it while you can :D Waterboarding fetish is funny but I don't think plausible. That shit makes you literally freak out like fight or flight because you are inhaling water and your brain feels like it's on fire. So i hear. you would be as limp as a kitten. but still a funny idea.

[@corrin___]

Once I put a toy snake in the shower before my mom went in the bathroom

[@zypher6018]

What’s up with the buried thumbnail

[@juliusrody9833]

BELLINGHAM!!!!!! YEAHAHAHA!!!

[@jesusfreak777ize]

Waterboarding is totally fun though. As a fetish, not the weirdest thing

[@imnoah6348]

BO3 on older consoles looks nasty lol

[@Dickey7861]

It's Xbox one haha

[@imnoah6348]

+Dickeyfighter7861 it look'd like 360 lol, my bad

[@Dickey7861]

No worries haha, just letting you knowwww. Thank you for watching :)

[@imnoah6348]

+Dickeyfighter7861 ill always watch you guys!

[@heathen2nty264]

I guess 2 people didn't think dicky's story was funny

[@ozankoseoglu4414]

+SuicideFTW 666 they both seem bored or maybe they were really into the game

[@rskat501]

Yes, consensual waterboarding is a fettish. It's one of my own fettishes actually.

[@classicaldeathmetal8285]

eyyy i live in bellingham

[@juggerbug8438]

7861 !

[@clappypoophands]

Watch it at 0.75 speed.

[@threefiddyone]

17 trillionth

[@samirbailey2299]

is this black ops?

[@elonlovesyou]

MOISTNESS! !!

[@dumithegreat3892]

kek

[@BubonicDoty]

666th

[@MaZeMusicz]

m.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4e3byw/tifu_by_taking_a_drunk_shower/ I read the first story on reddit once

[@mattsuhrrYT]

420th

[@Evilwhiteclownpunk]

But, was Mom's friend hot???

[@Dickey7861]

Definitely not haha

[@AaronVlogggs]

can't tell which screen they are playing ffs

[@Dickey7861]

Jared is bottom screen zesty is top, Tony and I aren't playing just telling stories.

[@WaltonsJoint]

Who the hell is zesty

[@ckid8055]

0th

[@zach9680]

69420th

[@Maveriks1010]

Someone tell the kid to stop repeating "oh, hell yeah" like he has tourette's, thanks.

[@panoskoklas7330]

first

[@wwe0004]

2nd

[@liamwallace6834]

Shaun actually u were 1st

[@brennonramsey9183]

Funny! must be playing on Xbox? smh

[@LordKishi]

3th

[@Johnfromthedesert]

Threeth?

[@chrisdouglas9733]

I can't help but be bothered by how bad you guys are at call of duty even though I know you aren't paying much attention to it to tell stories

[@Dickey7861]

Aye don't throw me in there, that's not my game play haha.