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Story Memes
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[@Chris_winthers]

That "MY BABY!" is worthy of at least 3 awards

[@Itzzdanas]

Fr fr

[@monsterjambrony]

😂 THAT WAS FUNNY!

[@Theguy-gt8bu]

I burst out laughing 😂

[@monsterjambrony]

@@Theguy-gt8bu Me too.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

*I WILL EAT YOUR BABY!!!* I can't help it, I love watermelon!

[@theelephantintheroom69]

"Comes back after 3 years and finds out he's going to become a father" So who's gonna tell him 💀

[@_BenX]

yeah it is what i was thinking

[@gameknight0130]

"i'm gonna tell him." "don't you dare!"

[@zigrakudo4092]

he was actually crouching because he was preparing to unleash an uppercut into that baby.

[@user-fq6cm5zt9n]

That man is going to really wonder why his babies is black when it’s born

[@GrenzGengar13]

​@@user-fq6cm5zt9nnot every cheating wife chooses the dark side.

[@KaneyoriHK]

These are a mix of, "Haha that's funny," "That's sweet," and "wow... that's... depressing"

[@Widdekuu91]

Yeah agreed, especially the overwhelming amount of cheating wifes, unfaithful girlfriends, lovely men being almost unrealistically-nastily rejected and so on. I mean, I believe that men (and women) can be capable of both cruel and lovely actions, but wow... looking at the vid, I wonder where all those lovely innocent men are and why I have never witnessed a woman behaving that despicable to her man before. The bitches must be secretive about it /sarcasm

[@KaneyoriHK]

@@Widdekuu91 eh. All humans suck to a certain extent. But there's plenty of good people. And the depressing thing I referred to was the very last post.

[@Widdekuu91]

@@KaneyoriHK Ah, okay. Well I stopped watching halfway, I didn't like it at all.

[@jacobhutcherson693]

​@@Widdekuu91Hahaha. Haha... Allow me to share a few wonderful happy stories and situations that I've been in. Introducing my high school life, where multiple times over four years, with several different groups of girls, all said, "There are no nice guys here etc this school. *Notices me reading at the back* Well, except for Jacob. But he doesn't count." Sometimes tacking on a, "Except for Jacob. But he's like everyone's brother. A really awesome and kind brother too." And other such variations. Definitely doesn't bother me anymore or whatever.

[@Widdekuu91]

Right, so they thought you were wonderful and nice, but not in a sexual way to them. So you were seen as kind, but they did not want to have intimacy with you. Not that it is a competition or something, but I am in therapy because I was s-assaulted in highschool, not only by the (male) students, that would send me letters or threathen to circumcise me (yes, they were weird) but also by the teacher, when I was 12. I was either shunned or beaten up or groped and it left me wondering if there were any kind men (apart from my father) that would ever want me. I found one, when I was 15, who was lovely and sweet and he was more accepting of my 'annoying behaviour" and my fright when it came to touching. He did not let it scare him off when I panicked. As a matter of fact, when he was drunk, he would full on ignore any crying and just go for it. And then tell me afterwards I should have been more clear. If I wanted to talk about it, he'd shun me. I accepted that this is how I needed to be treated, because nobody else had ever done anything nicer to me. Except for my parents, but youknow, they are your parents. Skip to 8 years later, my art is being burned, my "friends" all turn against me, a.k.a. I am leaving the relationship. I get therapy, to deal with the rapenightmares, the PTSD and the endless vomiting and go to groups in which I speak to girls who's childhood has been similar. And as we all struggle with our life (avoiding contact with peers, sometimes encountering new men that we háve to trust, such as socialworkers, most of those end up preying on us or abusing the fact we are so clearly traumatized. People annoyed by your panick-attacks, people complaining about your vomiting ruining the mood of the day, PTSD-intrusivethoughts ruining your everydaylife with flashbacks on important moments like your birthday etc.) we conclude that at least we are out of that relationship and no longer have to worry about feeling obligated to give someone access to our body, even though in a healthy relationship this is ofcourse something you will always decide on yourself. So, as I said, it is not a competition and I don't want to minimize your experience. Because I can imagine that that hurt. But I just wanted to put in perspective what Í was talking about when I spoke about wondering where the nice men were. Nice men in that case, being men that respected me without an agenda that included my body. @@jacobhutcherson693

[@luwax7569]

After 3 years the soldier has a baby and he never thought that was strange...

[@jonah.donohue]

Who's gonna tell him?😂😂😂😂

[@somerchilldude]

i thoght the same thing

[@wiw12]

fr fr Whos gonna tell him 😭😭

[@eldukiduki6158]

​@@wiw12i finally get it that she was cheating 😭

[@meetaverma8372]

Have you ever heard of artificial insemination

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

The math at 10:10 assumes only one in every million Irish people are fit enough to fight a penguin.

[@deontaeavila3514]

That is... Oddly arousing.

[@choty7066]

@@deontaeavila3514 wtf

[@m4l3d1c7]

Or sober enough

[@aussiewanderer6304]

​@@m4l3d1c7or there's only that many drunk enough to want to fight a penguin.

[@NightShade517]

No there all drunk enough but none of them will survive the way there

[@ProfessorFinessor59]

Those last 2 memes were very grounding, thank you for sharing them.

[@Behindyouhehe]

19:53 That brother was willing to give up his life for his sister, great man

[@Antifearn]

That story about the mom hiding the pirate treasure in her daughter’s sandbox is so wholesome and ingenious! It reminds me of how my own mother used to sneak little decorations (eg: glass animals, crystals, marbles) into my fairy garden as a kid as a surprise and encouraged me to redecorate the garden it in hopes the fairies would bring me more “fairy gifts”. It’s one reason why I love making mini dioramas and collection tiny things so much.

[@WARLORD626]

THE ONE-PIECE.

[@Lynxmountain]

10:10 Each person would have to fight off 3-4 penguins (3.1818181818). Along with some people being equipped with weapons, and the advantage of better movement on dry land, there would likely be barely any problem dealing with them if the penguins attempted to invade Ireland.

[@iamyourmaster2565]

After someone kills 3 penguins they should group up with another friend.

[@OraneSebastian]

@@iamyourmaster2565yeah, but what abt when the penguins group up against u?

[@shrimptherat]

Also a decent amount are children and old people, disabled and etc and the penguins can get lucky then gang up on someone with 6 or 9 so penguins would win

[@Lynxmountain]

@@shrimptherat maybe.

[@pingu3245]

u will all fail i go to the gym everyday

[@augustoou2219]

came in here thinking i would burst ou laughing but im leaving feeling like crying from some of those wholesome stories

[@honzasenbauer612]

It's a nice addition fr

[@rambofan334]

0:16 He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.

[@MaxHolleyBC]

He’s in for it.

[@Vozars]

3:34, dang he really got cheated on and didnt notice

[@turtleduckeatmushroom]

I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS COMMENT 💀💀💀

[@dinoalvarez4945]

@@turtleduckeatmushroom SAME

[@matthewboire6843]

I was going to say that

[@amazingcantaloupe7672]

3:33 my heart goes out to this guy, can't imagine the talk once he got home 😢

[@AegisGaming99]

16:20 i thought it was gonna stop at "your mom"

[@LordMondegrene]

The last two, haircutter and wrong number, are achingly beautiful

[@deadpliss]

Poor boss, the worker put him in a very tough spot. I mean, if the boss is one of those crappy bosses then sure, I'll be happy about it

[@ohladthekewlkid1467]

8:39 my bro looking absolutely dapper out here

[@idaslapter5987]

dang it! I'm supposed to be working, and now I'm sobbing because of the last two memes.

[@jayari7674]

3:38 awww that’s swee-…….. wait a second

[@theplumpert4852]

A real challenge is to see which one of the friends group has the balls to stand in front of an oncoming train the longest

[@dull_demon4717]

How to die like an American 101

[@A_CD_PLAYER]

11:09 HRLP I ALWAYS PUT THIS GUYS VIDEOS ON TO GO TO SLEEP WITH BECUZ HIS VOICE IS RELAXING AND I GOT SO SCARED WHEN HE YELLED 😭😭😭

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

Lmao it took me by surprise too

[@mirandaandrews2872]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelscalia7080]

Just watching some memes, then the last two hit me like a freight train and now I'm weeping.

[@Sweet0nion]

17:32 I would be sad when the pirates stopped coming, parents had to stop at some point

[@zerotheboxer]

The dude washing the ground in the rain is not just goofing around thats how punishments are in the army these days 😂 trust me I've heard of worse

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

When you think about the ways you've wasted your money, remember that it's your tax dollars being wasted on this guy. He's underpaid but its is still being used his his current task.

[@BlazingFlame69]

Your tax money is used to subsidize billion dollar oil companies who pay minimal tax and to fund worthless wars in foreign lands@@DarkFlamesDarkness

[@Alguien644]

1:23 that is actually gordon ramsay firing an employee lmao

[@stun5345]

I really like VaazcL, but I still can’t figure out if he’s a bad AI or someone who reads the Reddits way too fast. Some of the mistakes are just a little too weird. I only notice them because I binge watch his vids. He makes the same strange mistakes. LOL

[@wimpie031]

@@stun5345Well to be honest, he’s just reading the memes out loud. Not commenting if they’re right or wrong. The person who commented on the meme was in the wrong in this case. Can’t believe they really thought it was a WW2 picture 😂

[@Antifearn]

No, he’s making his world-famous Idiot Sandwich in that picture.

[@zoristructure577]

Its threads like these where i wonder if the word joke even exists anymore for some people 😂

[@RexxRedfoxx]

Father protecting his daughter during the blitz.. That was a screen cap from Kitchen Nightmares with Gorden Ramsey screaming at someone.

[@krishadyn5211]

So many "interesting stories" on the internet are fake when you look into them.

[@bigbaby5243]

its a joke

[@fireembliam9090]

11:40 Good pun.

[@mtb_prodigy4856]

Since school is starting for me tomorrow, VaazkL needs to make a meme video about school slander 😩😭💀

[@ArgentinianElectrician]

Damn goodluck. hope you survive.

[@Evil_kanye]

L mine at the end of the month

[@ArgentinianElectrician]

@@Evil_kanye mines on the tenth oof.

[@magic_averageenjoyer]

F in the chat for this man

[@YummyCracker]

@@Evil_kanyeYou probably got out of school in June

[@AritifyexZ]

1:40 it IS a macbook, you can't deny it

[@DDs878]

11:16 Took me a second to realize it was "math" not "meth"

[@Alpha-td2ie]

13:54 my elementary school when it used to do haunted hallways about 6 years ago did this and used the regular hallways as a haunted hallway after a poorly made black tunnel with people acting like killer clowns etc and after you went through the end of the poorly made part you would get to the normal looking hallway and some of the lights would be flickering and eventually a clown or two would come out of each classroom with fake knifes and swords and they would run at you before just falling to the ground acting like they were dead it was pretty funny hearing the other kids screaming at the time still would be funny though i wish they still did it but a couple kids got ptsd from it so they dont do it anymore

[@some1832]

10:08 I guess Ireland only has 6 people living there now

[@frankfletcher_1]

The one guy with a shield blocking the water cannon: WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE'S HOT

[@user-cd9zp5tn7s]

It's not that friends is all that bad as a show, they're just horribly terrible people, especially to one another considering they're all "friends".

[@mist9600]

3:19 was actually so heart warminb

[@darkartsgaming1664]

lmfao, the penguin one had me like "Naw, tht doesnt sound right." I pulled out my calculator and got 3 million as well. I was like wtf, aint no way. Then I realized I used a damn decimal when doing the 6.6 million. LMFAO!!!!

[@l_fieldy6635]

5:47 Finally broke free from this, now got a coverless duvet (or whatever its called)

[@Destrixio]

11:08 THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GAURD LOOOL

[@maskedmallard537]

I guess her water(melon) broke right there in the store. 😂 I'll see myself out.

[@richydre481]

1:21 so wholesome and totally and definitely not just a recolor of a frame in Masterchef

[@Mr.Sprockets]

9:24 my man's a true multitasker

[@raven_1133]

3:54 Wholesome AF

[@curryinahurry3730]

10:42 She's a keeper, time to change your mind.

[@Froggoohh]

10:55 My brother, believe me. I had traumatic nights EVERY NIGHT for five years, and i had to go to school three of those years.

[@akvmu_zzz]

was that a chuckle? 0:26, its precious

[@LuftWaffle2023]

My neighbors have three giant skeletons that have been up for 2 years and are currently wearing a bathing suit and a pool float around their waist.

[@builder1013]

me: _trying to find the thumbnail without watching the full 23-minute video_

[@Flooph_YT]

Did anyone else notice the photo of the dad covering his daughters ears was just the Gordon Ramsay idiot sandwich clip but black and white

[@Wolfie54545]

That’s the joke

[@mew976]

4:02 some one please check on her daughter

[@MaxHolleyBC]

3:38 Before you realize: ❤ After you realize:💀

[@matthewscorner9134]

1:20 She's lucky her dad is Gordon.

[@red-n-blue9015]

The last one made me cry

[@AstraAnimates]

Aw man, the last two made me so sad

[@magic_averageenjoyer]

The women at 6:18 are the most respectable people ever

[@Uhcchcjffuib]

"Zeh-kays surprise party" HELP ME ZEH-KAY

[@shootingsmilla1239]

0:34 the dog is me when my best friends is dating someone

[@Omar96149]

10:11 I don’t think the math adds up there

[@speedyboi-lo4hc]

Alright whose gonna tell the soldier.

[@ashy-knees]

Bro the last few minutes of this video genuinely made me think about life and how precious it is like damn I'm gonna text my mom

[@aonhussain3388]

2:44 💀💀💀

[@efn5520]

I have only seen the wrong version of the meme at 19:56 so I was very surprised when he said they'll be fine

[@RIForg]

OMG the last two... Wasnt expecting that at all and now im sobbing.

[@LazyBN]

those last 2 were sad

[@BlockGod_1832]

10:10 bros been doin meth not math

[@matthewbee8622]

yes

[@ruthiewitter569]

Dang it those last two-I’m sitting here crying now

[@Knyfefyte]

Bru, this is sooo good. Thank you.

[@mattz459]

3:33 This belongs in r/Hol'up

[@BrennanC-xz1hv]

Bruh that kid ordered so much 😂 if that was me i wouldnt be here commenting

[@nasapo109]

03:32 the math aint mathing.......

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

0:15 That's when you tell him you have given yourself birthday and Christmas presents for the next 5 years, so I'll inform the rest of the family to save their money and not buy you anything He'll then learn the hard way to not spend money recklessly

[@mariababer7950]

19:56 I saw the "Thankfully they both died" meme first so I was confused why this is in a wholesome video

[@Mr_HammerExe]

11:07 I literally jumped lmao.

[@arminbiro8300]

5:23 the robber wasnt armed it was a toy gun and thats why the police wanted to arrest him

[@kaithekewlemo_therian]

just realised how much you post my notifications are dying

[@89BlackGatomon]

Jesus... That video can probably make one question reality xD

[@quinlanshuman7812]

Heart touching moment of a soldier who came home after three year and found out he was gonna become a dad 1 year = 12 months Average time for a pregnancy is 9 months the longest recorded one was 12 months Just wait till he realizes it not his child

[@undead9999]

That custody one was hilarious

[@gamerfor-life-]

Hahaha that thumbnail has unlocked the padlock to my laughter

[@Firey357]

0:42EW DUDEEE, YOU CAN SEE THE STAINS

[@richardmyhan3369]

13:12 I can make beignets. My gf loves them.

[@sasukeuchiha4504]

1:34 omfg i watched both movies as a kid and they are awsome haha

[@vocwubsy8374]

The last one got me messed up

[@x3treme303]

Bro in the thumbnail be like: "You can't hurt me Jack" "Im fucking invincible"

[@arcage_0132]

7:03 yes also wastes a lot of resources

[@xyliarcontreras]

16:01 “stoopid poopoo murder man” “gross bald killer thing” “stinky slicer silly goose” “bye bye bum bum boy” those are my contributions, thank you, goodnight 😌

[@jon4661]

That werewolf is in my town, I pass that house almost everyday and it's one of my favorite things around town. Piqua, Ohio is a special kind of strange.

[@InsaneAsylumEscapee260]

0:36. That dog looks possessed in the picture with just the man

[@Ryuu_meow_]

As a person who reads story's i can conform there are infact story memes

[@Mrshoujo]

*stories

[@thecluckster3908]

23:24 holy I’m balling me eyes out rn

[@Nuts437]

“Tony he’s immune to the water cannon, hit the gas pedal”

[@Tyrannus_Gaming]

7:16 - I'm only angry, because I'm jealous. I usually just sleep on the ground in a sleeping bag with a tent barely big enough to fit me and the local bear raiding my backpack.

[@gamerdudeorsomething]

wow this is such an amazing video 👍

[@BROOKEZ12]

You cant leave me woth that sad!

[@Train_lizard]

16:10 had me dead

[@Sochi_Kira]

10:31 he isn’t the only one who does that but I think that we still both need therapy

[@stevenpivornik9982]

4:08 I stopped eating at fast food restaurants only to learn about this now? WTF?!

[@ernie7554]

11:02 this was an actual jumpscare bro 😭

[@paper-]

21:19 I feel like this is a reference to the setting of tranzit from cod black ops 2 zombies.

[@YuriJairusRuales1313]

Bro imagine crying because something bad happened and random people start clapping for your bf

[@bluedreemurr9515]

That pizza guy is actually awesome.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

4:35 divorce