I KICKED my MIL out of the house in front of my HUSBAND.

[@seanie502]

I've heard this one a few times but I honestly love how sassy and confident OP is, she's such a champ.

[@evil_angel_xoxo]

Right?! I've probably listened to this story so many times and it NEVER gets old.

[@scalverley113]

It reads like a funny chicklit story 😹

[@lyojeanmorbach]

yeee lol

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

She is a girl boss

[@kevinspacey5325]

Honestly it made me start cringing.

[@artistmaybe3259]

I’ve heard the second half of this story before and got SO excited when I realized “WAIT THIS IS THAT STORY?! THIS IS HOW IT STARTED- SHIT THIS WOMAN IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT”

[@I_exist_nowhere]

Do you remember the name of the video

[@artistmaybe3259]

@@I_exist_nowhere no, but it was essentially what was in this one. It was one of those “I’m going to chain a bunch of shorts together” type things. If I remember correctly, it started around when OP was first talking about the car crash and hospital visits. So I initially had no idea about the lawyer stuff at all. I didn’t even know I was missing the beginning bit, it sounded like its own story.

[@Permanently_Embarrassed]

​@@I_exist_nowhereit was something like "my MIL hates me for not being able to have kids" but i'm not sure that was the actual title. Also this was posted on different channel (TellTales if i recall correctly) Hope it helped :)

[@netheritesalt5708]

SAAAAMEE

[@GhastlyEevee]

SAME

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

"My tiny triangles!! I wasn't done!!"

[@sentientdumpstersludge]

Literally my favourite part

[@yesthatmousyiris4887]

MIlL wasn't sorry cause she realizes the error of her ways, she's sorry cause she got caught. MIL needs a hobby besides gossiping.

[@glprime2814]

Honestly, I think being bored or having too much time on one's hands, is the main cause of this. Especially if the offender is a narcissist (I honestly believe the majority of these people are)

[@yesthatmousyiris4887]

Agree @@glprime2814

[@LMCorvinus]

there are whole communities of women like that in small southern communities. just absolutely awful gossips that are insufferable. half the reason I ran screaming from the south after ending up down there for college, I'm a new England kind of person. we support being a dick straight to people's faces, none of this backhanded nonsense my entire medical office stopped talking to me about anything not work related when I said I didn't plan to join the church they all went to, as I was raised Jewish. this then happened at 2 more jobs until I moved back north. also happened to several other people I know for various reasons. so I'm not just saying that

[@ryanriggs9963]

"I don't want her living with me, sex in the kitchen is fun, sue me." Had me laughing like crazy

[@Leastcarn]

I’m dying

[@HorizonOnDaHorizonYT]

is she wrong???

[@annnichols3091]

Be sure to sanitize the counters (table?) afterwards.

[@LMCorvinus]

she does have a point there

[@SophiaKnutson13]

I was rolling😂

[@redcell9636]

This woman is an absolute catch. Her husband must feel really good to have her in his corner, i know i would if i was him, but I have a mother who respects boundaries.

[@jax6501]

I love OP so much her confident sassyness is amazing. Her quick wit and charm really reminds me of my teenage daughter. I had a suspicion that her mil was dumb but now I'm pretty sure her stupidity is somehow calculated. I'm happy her dh had her back before she kinda even realized it (no my tiny triangles)😅.

[@skywarriorad]

i loved how much she focused on the sandwich at that point

[@maxl2593]

OP is so fun, their analogies are wonderful, the philip screwdriver one really got me

[@Mernom]

Finally a DH who takes the OP's side.

[@noobslayer6915]

What does DH stand for? Is it like "Dear Husband" or something?

[@Atitkos]

@@noobslayer6915 Yeah exactly. DH is dear husband.

[@noobslayer6915]

@@Atitkos Thanks for clarifying it!

[@terrieBTSOT7]

OP is a word smith! Seriously, the way she writes out the account of what happened is both comical and sort of lyrical! Chiefs kiss! I mean "gate-gate" ha!😂

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

I mean heck yes and the Patricia iconic how many times mispronounced Patricia it’s so nice

[@marshallodley5818]

I love hearing 'This will be my final update' and then seeing we're only a quarter into the story

[@superpunkin93]

The way she was describing the sad tiny triangles, I knew tears were forming in her eyes, and I started to cry for her. I want to send her more tiny triangles to make her feel better.

[@Blackcat11480]

Op should be a writer instead of a lawyer. They way she tells a story is magnificent!!

[@thomas3dprints]

Ik right

[@onionarmpit]

Bro OP is a proper girlboss, I wanna make fanart for this barely contained spitfire and her calm, monk husband 😂😂 We should aspire to be like her, no BS on her watch

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

If you do, you got to link it, especially make the ruined bag oh, and piercing patty. don’t forget to drop a picture of her. Lol

[@mrgaarus1278]

Dont you creatures live in a cookie tree sent me over the edge😂😂

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

Definitely got me Rollin

[@reiudfgq3vrh34ur]

not being able to have kids is probably my biggest fear as a man i cant imagine how people can be assholes with infertility issues

[@idontuploadanym0re]

i LOVE how OP writes. she’s got the kind of confidence and self-love i wish i had. also it sounds like her husband is an absolute catch. nice to see that good people really do end up together :)

[@Doctor_possum]

I fucking love how OP writes

[@amandarivera25]

I chuckle every time it says ‘Goober’

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

We're just a bunch of goofy goobers KEK

[@Poodle_Gun]

Picture checks out

[@ThickestSkull03]

Same 😭

[@kuhsewbee]

and faaaamily

[@Camfan18YT]

Same.

[@user-tm1oy6ck4t]

The most entertaining thing I've watched in forever. God, the wit and sarcasm of OP-- love it!

[@__Kokichi__]

I have only seen half of the story! But seeing the full story is crazyyy!! Honestly my favourite story!!

[@Poodle_Gun]

I love her. I wish I was cool enough to be her friend. 😭

[@karonnemetz7376]

Crazy how MILs feel they should be given a free pass on their actions! 😮

[@lyojeanmorbach]

"yes we can trust her with guns no we cannot trust her with anything else" I've never heard a sentence that sounded more American

[@woods2424]

Absolutely, the only reason I know it makes sense is because EVERYONE in the south knows how to shoot a gun lmfao

[@aluratheeliatrope4381]

As someone who knows about hippa and the importance of confidentiality yeah I'm second hand pissed at the mil.

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

Are you a nurse or a lawyer to?

[@aluratheeliatrope4381]

@@Elodie-xi3pp therapist. We abide by the same confidentiality laws with our patients

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

@@aluratheeliatrope4381 oh yeah, I forgot you guys did that too. I went to two PRTFs and heard all about Hippa. It was loosely followed by staff though

[@glprime2814]

Both parents are/were from small southern towns, and my maternal grandma was an infamous gossiper. Whenever my dad would tell her that gossip is a sin (old southern ladies lives revolve around church and family, so you'd think this line would have stopped it then and there, but no), she'd always respond, "It's not gossip if I tell them 'this goes no further than us'." She had a heart of gold, but still had to know everyone's business 🙄. I know this can't be chalked up to a generational thing, as my paternal grandma wasn't known for this, and she was almost 20 years older than maternal grandma, and from an even smaller town, too. OP has my sympathy

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

I swear, church ladies are the biggest gossips and then the funny part is they preach against gossiping.

[@Weatherbg11]

"I've been tossing fountain drinks at dartboards for practice" Help why is that so funny to me-

[@adelechicken6356]

That was such a perfect ending! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything, probably would have choked to death or blown it out of my nose. 😂😂❤

[@adjcsee4476]

I couldn’t imagine something as insane as this. Luckily my mom has never acted this unhinged or at all from what I’ve seen and has always been more logical and understanding.

[@nekesajm]

Hahahaha the end: "Probably took a Guber" 🤣🤣 I'm dead

[@blkprez7909]

op that caught me off guard “sex in the kitchen is fun” 😂

[@ryangooseling]

Thank you op for fostering and adopting. So many children need families and I'm so thankful that you chose to do this.❤😊

[@Lanfeartyve]

The humor in this story is gold. 😂

[@chessieray1465]

I have seen this, though the intro story is new. So as I said vaguely before: I am living for all this sass. 👏 Talk 👏 your 👏💩 👏OP

[@ronaanwer7161]

"op, you can't just violate the Geneva convention like that and expect no retaliation" Had me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂😂

[@carriecreative6555]

I’m sad now because now that it’s over, I know no other reddit story can ever top this!

[@Windezz5]

Telltales "MIL called me a fake woman for not giving er granchild" it's a continuation!

[@deusex4905]

I love op's humor and am happy her husband stands by her side.

[@paganrose1551]

As a southern woman, a can attest that this MIL is a typical 'old fashioned' southern belle attitude. This and the art of 'nasty nice' is bred into every single southern girl. I swear. So in true southern fashion I say..."Well bless your poor little heart MIL. Bless your heart."

[@parammehta7249]

The way they said family caught me off guard 😂😂😂😂

[@MetalheadAndy25]

Her sassiness is amazing 😂

[@dmurphy82]

OP's sense of humour is amazing.

[@doodle.drawz.dreamz]

HOLY SHIT i've heard the piercing patty story a few times, BUT IVE NEVER HEARD THE ORIGINAL STORY. WHEN I HEARD HER REFER TO THE MIL AS PIERCING PATTY I LOST MY MIND!!

[@laynegrey2003]

25:31 has me in tears, that caught me so off guard even with OP's hilarious comments

[@TheRealBelovianna]

Read your comment just as it played! XD Haha, I don't know what it's referencing if anything, but it's still hilarious.

[@laynegrey2003]

@@TheRealBelovianna me neither, but it had me rolling all the same XD

[@TheRealBelovianna]

@@laynegrey2003 Careful not to roll out of your cookie tree! X'D 🩵

[@ebonyandivory262]

One of the happier endings. I will go against OP’s wishes and say I do have sympathy for her infidelity, but I also agree with her that she shouldn’t let it get to her.

[@the_moo7130]

You said infidelity it’s infertility

[@ebonyandivory262]

@@the_moo7130 whoopsies. Ty

[@kyleeonweller6150]

I think I pulled a muscle trying to keep up with MIL’s mental gymnastics, Christ!

[@annmariya6116]

I lost when he said faaamilyyy

[@suzannelaing2968]

There's a simple response to this ridiculous MIL: "So you don't care if your doctor discusses the personal and embarrassing details of your medical history at the bar, including that STD and that abortion you had when you were newly married or engaged? It's the same privacy setting."

[@cdtoast]

the way it pronounced "family" made me cackle faemeiliy

[@karina_S13]

27:45 I took you off the damn thing almost immediately after i exorcised you from my home. Be gone. Satan. LOL why is it make so much funny?

[@ThatSoCalledPenguin]

"I need time. I need space. I need wine" was so funny

[@jemase7931]

Cut mommy dearest's allowance until the purse is paid for.

[@markfaites]

i love how at the end, OP just said the very thing every trans woman says, and heard the very thing every trans woman says. its actually nice to know how some cis women can understand trans women due to their infertility.(and no, im a cis guy, i just defend trans rights and im very empathetic so i can imagine how it must feel for them.)

[@annnichols3091]

Piercing Patty didn't know which side her bread was buttered on.

[@ThickestSkull03]

“Pa-trish-er” HELPP I CHOKED- 😭😭

[@jackphoto8816]

The only thing I saw weird or maybe wrong OP did here was try and leave MIL with CIL when she was clearly unstable and worry more about the bag than CIL who was a patient breaking down from getting screamed at. I also get why she didn’t go down to help DH with his mom at the gate but it was the only time we see DH asking for help. He is a GREAT husband but his feelings never really got mentioned in the post or comforting him about the fact that his mom is crazy and he was stuck inbetween. I love this OP but I hope DH is okay too.

[@00videovideo]

Seems like DH is a complete doormat so he’s fine. I mean he has no self respect but he’s happy I think.

[@confusednerd2102]

The Husband is wrapped around her finger.. she is a strong lady but definitely doesn't care about the husband or his feelings

[@jackphoto8816]

@@confusednerd2102 that’s what I thought, it was odd that OP seemed to only be concerned with herself or talking about herself throughout the whole post. Strong and independent yes but it was really odd.

[@liarwithagun]

​@@jackphoto8816She seems like one of those people that thinks being strong means not caring about anyone or getting your own way.

[@The_Odd_Beetle]

Instead of apologizing to the person she hurt she specifically only said she wouldn’t ever hurt her child in that way again not apologizing so she didn’t apologize what so ever and she didn’t take responsibility for her actions by saying she didn’t mean to.

[@liarwithagun]

MIL is just a liar who will say whatever is to her benefit.

[@Lil_Ms_Crystal_Rose]

Can i just say, i love how OP tells a story 😂 she's such a delight i wanna be her friend so fucking bad

[@jordanparker5992]

*Whatever bro keep your crocodile tears away from my club sandwich. (**40:42**)* What?! I like that part!

[@poliverphillips]

Bravo Ms attorney & sir DH!!! My goodness. Children r not a retirement plan! I'm in my 60's and love the fact my adult children r independent and self reliant! Gd for u. Fr a southern woman!!!! Lol

[@vincentcleaver1925]

Sister I feel you. Fifty four year old guy who's never going to have kids sends atomic bearhugz

[@jackieraulerson2005]

Great story, great delivery.

[@sliqyplayz8072]

So refreshing not to see a doormat and somebody who is on top of things

[@rand0mn33ss]

"ethnic boundaries" *WHEEZE*

[@zockermaggus]

Man im so childish for it but i cant stop laughing at pp

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

Yeah, me too

[@StellarSlash]

This is the first part of piercing patty's story, holy hell

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

There’s more

[@opalscloset]

"I'm off to do lawyer things because if you think you can t-bone the only other person in my life who knows all the names of the kardashians you've got another thing coming" I love OP so much LMAO

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

All these things get me rolling. OP is quite the girl boss.

[@rylanssworldd]

WHYS THIS WOMAN SO FUNNY I CANNOT

[@RavenWrenSophia]

"ahh my tiny triangles"

[@startaylor7684]

I know I shouldn't but I love how it says family 😂😂😂

[@TonyGillenwater]

This woman is my hero like holy shit op is a fucking warrior woman! And funny as fuck!

[@vincentcleaver1925]

I remember being so mad at something I read that I wanted to throw a book through a wall. Imagine being so mad you wanted run down someone else's mil, back up over them and hit them again Talk about burning your bridges down

[@lalalovengun]

This story telling style is my absolute fav!!!

[@markanthony1004]

I think I would become book a spa day for my wife IF my mother was like her MIL but luckily both our mothers are hands off and that’s cool Also, “Foooowmaily”

[@lmusima3275]

The second part as funny 🤣 as hell

[@kitkat2284]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way he pronounces Family!! I’m still laughing twenty minutes later

[@JK-gx7kd]

Its because people tolerate her gossiping and sometimes enable it in the first place that allows this to happen. Don't gossip. This is why it's a sin.

[@liarwithagun]

it doesn't matter whether or not the MIL thinks she could have tattled on her family. She betrayed her son and DIL for her own hunger for gossip. I don't tolerate backstabbers. She also still doesn't think she did anything wrong with her constant downplaying of her actions.

[@JK-gx7kd]

@@liarwithagun i didn't say she wasn't in the wrong. I'm saying people tolerate her gossiping and that's also wrong. It's better to treat the disease itself than the symptoms.

[@thedestroyerx7390]

Anyone else want an update on the foster route or maybe an adoption update

[@mafdutra]

OP has another story where they go completely NC with MIL bc she goes Crazy. It's a great one

[@mafdutra]

Wait, it's in this vid as well, but it does have some updates as of today

[@boopinmysnoot5093]

My drama lama is clinically obese from all the feed it gets at work 🤣

[@GrizzlyNextDoor]

"Whoaaaaaaaa wuuuut" part killed me

[@abstract.stardust]

I wish my husband was like that.. I can't stand my MIL

[@DiaDaDemon2455]

OP and her husband are the embodiment of couple goals.

[@Sin_Falimus]

Just hearing the pronunciation of the "whoooooooooaaaa wuuuuut" made me laugh. Also pretty sure she meant clothesline not armbar. All in all..... All I can say is wow. I hope husband goes NC too

[@mommarose9884]

Its been a 3 slice sandwich kind of day

[@demonspawn5174]

I'm glad that OP has such a good view of the fertility stuff, I've seen far too many friends and family members fall into despair because people make it worse because of their own opinions. What happens happens, there's not really much point in getting earth shatteringly depressed over something that can't be changed. Mourn the loss of something that you thought was part of you, but don't let it stop you from moving on and finding another way to achieve what you want. I hope all the best for both OP and her husband, and that they have many happy memories to share with the child/children they get to raise. I also hope that dear CIL can feel comfortable in a car again, and that she can get the help she needs for the anxiety that comes with recovery.

[@dravenocklost4253]

I think i heard the next story of this, the lady with the sandwiches, "this turned into a 5 sandwich day"

[@dravenocklost4253]

Yup, it is, that sandwich moment stands out so much to me, such a funny wordplay for an emotional moment. Writer is a genius with her humor

[@Burritofan]

Ethnical boundaries 😂😂😂

[@JoMa_Black]

This is the best told Reddit story i've seen so far.

[@UpsideDownCanoe]

Op is a catch. The best kind of woman. PP can slip on a screwdriver

[@beast0339]

I love how colourful OP is here The sass of this woman lmao

[@ShayyanAli]

It's so sad to hear her cry thinking that she would be abandoned by her finance at the end 😢

[@Fudge_]

I love op she is the goat, shes talking about some your (intentionally wrong your bc pp would do that) not a woman bs, and shes mourning her sandwich

[@slay69429]

I was literally dieing in laughter when I was listening this story😂😂😂😂

[@awildamonteiro6505]

It's great to have such supportive husband 😊

[@BPJD2004]

Honestly, I don't see how not being able to have kids makes you less of a woman. Hell, I'd feel blessed if I was never able to have kids. I wonder if there's some kind of fertility test I could take that would let me know how careful I need to be 🤔? Just saying, having kids should never be your life goal.

[@jilianl4060]

Crazy.... I feel like she was playing nice and this was the perfect reason to let how she really felt out. Mil was so out of line but her ugliness seems like it had been there the whole time.

[@callanightshade8079]

People like MIL get really good at wearing their mask, however once the mask starts to slip and they remember how "freeing" (for lack of a better term) it is to be themselves again they tend to just take the mask off and then wonder why people don't like them anymore

[@itsalaynnaguys]

“You need real food” hon you brought McDonald’s stfu 😂😂😂😂

[@sidequestsally]

This woman is my spirit animal

[@Neyfufu00]

18:10 I can find fault in it because Santa doesn't exist lol

[@Princessalicekawaii]

I have always thought this is google voice and then he choked and I was like oh shit it’s human!

[@maxwellmukwevho1383]

Be gone Satan🤣🤣🤣I died

[@martin99110]

Reddit blaming the man before he even does anything lol

[@UpsideDownCanoe]

It truly has become worse than 4chan lol

[@nyalan8385]

@@UpsideDownCanoe4chan: blame the woman Reddit: blame the man

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

What do you mean?