470 Year Old Lady Tries To Make A Family W/ Innocent Boy

[@lonewolffang]

The dad giving his son the "you won my boy" smile.😂

[@godzilajrodion]

swrrr😂

[@bloodydiablo666]

id be like, “damnnnnn”

[@GizmoMaltese]

Dad's reaction when he finds out his son is banging the hot high school teacher.

[@IronMan-dp8gv]

🤣😅

[@SarcasticDuck]

Are ya winning son? - The movie

[@johngate4715]

9:02 LMAO the dads reaction is great.

[@bch5513]

Yes. Dad of the year

[@Oshaoxin]

With a woman that beautiful and confident, he gives the "I'm proud of you son!" smile 👍

[@denisn8336]

“Your winning son”

[@mashrafimorshed18]

That "Proud of you" look.

[@Antonio_6700]

What's the movie name

[@urkiapredator295]

For anyone asking, movie title is: The vampire next door 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@vereickmcmillan1429]

Even in the original movie of a girl next door he got lucky....

[@marcussimmons2708]

Thank you. 👍🏾!

[@NVBDCPKOREA]

thanks bhai

[@90RiderLow]

thanks 🎉

[@jacobfoster9185]

Appreciated. Retarded not to say that in the beginning.

[@RandomGuy-ej9gr]

Moral of the story: don’t be a simp.

[@The_Patriot473]

exactly, this movie made me feel all the embarrassment and cringe for him. Like how do you fumble so badly, and then watch people who you cared about in your life including people you could've made a family with, just leave. Like bro fumbled so badly, smh. Couldve even become a vampire himself, but this movie makes me mad lol.

[@Toxic2T]

this.

[@Toxic2T]

@@The_Patriot473 exactly

[@yea4826]

Amen

[@MattewHarry-y7y]

The chick manager is the biggest simp of all

[@rosaruiz4591]

Why did she turn the manager and the guy she doesn’t love into vampires and join their pack but not the actual guy she’s in love with. Made no sense at all 🙄

[@isaacbenoit5384]

@rosaruiz4591 Exactly. That was ridiculous in my opinion.

[@d.j.theking5084]

Made plenty of sense she didn't really love him she said that to make him feel better about her doing the do with other people instead of being with him and not turning him into a vampire means that she doesn't have to deal with him anymore after he dies

[@Afreshio]

dude, this is obviously a shitty movie. I cannot believe this was pitched and convinced a whole studio to invest in this crap of a script. Millions of dollars of budget to make this trash can of a movie. It's a blatant writer's wish fullfilment fantasy, incredibly badly executed too. How can movies of this caliber get greenlit and published in this day and age? I need to believe this project was a money launder scheme and the actual production just the front.

[@AoRArchAngel]

@@Afreshio To be fair Moonrise studios exist, and they pump out crap like this constantly and still make money off it. I don't even understand it.

[@MrPolicekarim]

@@Afreshio Like Steven Seagal's STEAMROLLER PRODUCTIONS, you mean? Or maybe a tax write off?

[@kankerbanaan]

I am a simple man, i see clap i click😂

[@mistymcclure8140]

Same😂

[@G-FORCE-g1c]

ME.2.😉

[@javelshaw43]

Str888 up😂😂😂

[@oraoffice9562]

Men of simplicity we are!

[@obeklamez2286]

Man agree

[@DrabPlays]

"When I see "clap" I come." A quote that has been passed on spiritually between men from the start of time. It's in our blood. 💀

[@Gundam-Prime]

ayo 💀

[@dreaddoggy3016]

Ayo wtf 🤣🤣😂😂

[@therealc.t.7085]

What are you really saying though?

[@Winner2004]

Ay no diddy bruh cmon bruh

[@copelandbowen7766]

@@Winner2004😂

[@i-decay]

Who Tf rejects a bombshell like that for a stupid high school crush 💀

[@joshblahnamehere2308]

No one. Dumb movie.

[@Tito.Music1]

Mf she drinks blood

[@i-decay]

@@Tito.Music1 they both do

[@PlutttØo]

Even better

[@pureone8350]

People are different bro, not everyone thinks like you

[@reddragonemperor5217]

so, she convert a random into a vampire and made him part of the pack but not the guy she loves and could expende the rest of their immortal life together?

[@SCH292]

Well. Now we all know who are going to "clap". Lol

[@reddragonemperor5217]

@@SCH292 Ugly bastards are getting out of control (If you know what I mean :3 )

[@JLAAMERICA]

Diana house door has an inverted cross

[@lazerbeam134]

This is a cucked vampire story 0/10

[@laquanthedon1]

Yeah none of that made sense especially her trying to date his friend and hooking up with the other chick as soon as she met her, then saying "oh but I've been in love with you this whole time" 🤨😂😂😂

[@mvc9178]

You should consider changing your channel’s name to “Story Re CLAPPED” Weirdo ;)

[@patrickfitzgerald1354]

Lmao

[@varunthapliyal8960]

Bro😭😭😭😭

[@beep1955beep]

My sentiments exactly!!!

[@Moonlight-x5z]

😂😂

[@syahrulfauzi6344]

Blud

[@nishantam6603]

Recap ❌ Reclap✅

[@kelvincity848]

😂😂😂😂😅😅

[@EbnerMaluleque-q6t]

Funny as what 😂😂😂

[@slimeylicob]

😂

[@name_comes_soon]

nah😂😂😂

[@jdmlover1352]

😂😂

[@jacknelson927]

The thumbnail looks good on the left

[@syahrulfauzi6344]

Good Morning Clapping Community!

[@pankajboro8758]

😂 mrng mrng how's clapping going on😅

[@dhirajgawande007]

😂😂😂😂

[@faisalpeeradina9752]

Wow... just how many twists and turns are in this movie!! I just can't understand what I just watched. I need my time back.

[@raven4k998]

you have to drive her around town for peeping or your in deep trouble dude🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ranmanzongold7310]

Movie name : The Vampire Next Door

[@laquanthedon1]

Just a movie about him taking nothing but L's😂 bro didn't get either girl and stayed human because eh🤷🏾‍♂️.

[@vereickmcmillan1429]

You feel me! Corndogging!

[@universeruler1]

The writer has an obvious ntr fetish.

[@pavloszimbrakos4410]

He could’ve technically got the 3rd girl who was human but didn’t even get her lol

[@Jiren261]

He's the movie equivelant of "he's so damn stupid he could fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb"

[@sambo5402]

@@pavloszimbrakos4410yep. So why not just become a vampire like the other two dudes? But then again those vampire chicks looking to expand & lust along the way. He’s looking for love.

[@astrogamerg2263]

She is 247 years old but for some reason the tittle says 470

[@WeLoveAspect]

No THAT vampire is but the other one is older

[@malumnexus7919]

Because he really wants that 420

[@normanholmes11]

I don't think the ages change the value of the story.... It's already a fantasy movie

[@pegeta]

@@normanholmes11 if does a lot if you cover vampire lore

[@YtubeUserr]

Girls (including girl vampires) lie about their age. Are you not aware of this fact?

[@amaimon1494]

Moral of the story don’t let others play with your feelings, no matter how pretty.

[@colourbasscolourbassweapon2135]

fr i agree and she belongs to the streets son no cap

[@amaan.beerus]

every title : clapped

[@TransparentEclipse]

So this movie is about a bunch of vampires who kiss and have sex a lot. Who came up with this, a wattpad writer?

[@ntokozosibanyoni1421]

😂Put some respect on Wattpad writers dawg, even they couldn't come with this🤣 Absolute garbage 😂

[@tempest411]

Are you complaining? WTF is wrong with you? Any movie with women as hot as 'Victoria' is an automatic WIN.

[@imperiumgrim4717]

AYOOOO nice roast lol and a good point

[@imperiumgrim4717]

​@@ntokozosibanyoni1421idk 😂

[@enenrax]

Hey, respect the writer

[@vadimvlogz]

I think I just found a new way to watch movies.

[@CursedPR]

"I need to be faithful to my crush, I dont want to betray her" is such a cuck move. Like dude, you and her arent a thing yet. You are free to do what you want!

[@lazerbeam134]

That's why the friend and manager got to be immortals and join the pack and he didn't. He got cucked with both vampire hotties

[@laquanthedon1]

Not to mention that same girl was going on dates with your "best friend" and hooked up with the same girl you turned down the same night she met her🤦🏾‍♂️ he is just a walking L

[@kaiz1845]

I mean if you and your crush are both just perma alone and waiting for the other, then I don't see anything wrong with saving yourself. If anything, it's romantic and cute lol. But if the other half of the relationship is living the high life dating random ppl left and right, then yeah lol, there's nothing left anymore.

[@trondadon2527]

@@kaiz1845then y’all would not be crushes yall would just be together

[@kaiz1845]

@@trondadon2527 it might be a shock to you, but in less barbaric cultures where people actually care about not humiliating themselves, 2 individuals can do the will-they-won't-they for quite a while.

[@bigcityrenz273]

so basically she is quite literally for the team and not him 🤣

[@gemini_man66]

Can't wait for the sequel, "Clap Vamp Fam."

[@jefking007]

Once bitten, you’ll be infected by the clap

[@pablomagdaleno9005]

W dad for not ruining his moment tho

[@shaun3133]

Dad backing out of the room like "goddamn boy, good work, even better than I ever did, that's MY son" haha

[@ASH1the1DESTROYER]

Blud is obsessed with the word "CLAPPED" 🗿

[@Theshen.]

Loosing your “girl” to your best friend and another girl at the same time is crazy work 😂😂😂😂

[@antoniofita6215]

Bro my guy fumbled that hard hun? No wonder he do not turned into a vampire in the end, i wouldn't want to live a eternal life knowing i fumbled this bad. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MSlocum669]

So we aren't going to discuss the thumbnail?

[@jonwilhelm18]

Yes let's discuss it lmao who is it??

[@NippyNep]

@@jonwilhelm18 ai

[@bigbadtrapalot.]

the dad telling him to stand up to bullies when he looks like he didn’t stand up to them himself lol

[@caydevargas5631]

It's like girl next door, even the peeping part haha

[@lovelyscorp79]

This one is actually funny. I wanna see the whole movie.

[@timothymills1528]

It’s on Tubi. I forgot the name of it just type down vampire and hopefully it will pop up

[@Mr_J112]

The Vampire Next Door

[@MrTheequark]

Fake title i saw no clapping of hands.

[@salguodrolyat2594]

Nor any clapping of cheeks.🤣

[@Shugosha]

bro fumbled 2 baddies, eternal life and ended up with the mid chick... what the heck lol

[@Call988youfuck]

Yeah seriously WTF that’s what I said

[@unkown981]

Even lenny got some action 😭

[@Jfitnesss]

That ending was a fkn letdown. Bro didn’t even smash any of em or have a 3 way relationship. And why tf didn’t he go with them and start a whole ass series like twilight. So much potential

[@zzygyy]

Yeah he got nothing. 😂

[@isaacbenoit5384]

@@zzygyy To be fair, he did receive kisses from them both.

[@Saferoom45]

​​@@isaacbenoit5384And yet he still got cucked by one of his friends and his jackass boss. That's not even RMOTELY CLOSE enough to be better than nothing nor fair friend.

[@alfredjohnson3642]

Wow kisses​ @isaacbenoit5384

[@atmcammo]

How did she get in without being invited 🤔

[@toxs1c_56]

truee

[@spiderbugbear3721]

​@@toxs1c_56Dad

[@Khaleesi_Jack]

Each story about vamps have their own rules, I assume the writer forgot to include that rule, so it’s just not an issue in this world.

[@tempest411]

When a vampire is that hot, the invitation goes without saying.

[@pegeta]

Probably because deep down he "wanted" her and that "want" was an invitation

[@greenman5255]

Huh...they found a Poor Man's Megan Fox after Megan Fox became her own Poor Man's Megan Fox.

[@tempest411]

That would be Jessica Ferguson. Look her up. She's a smokin' hot beauty-without the baggage that comes with Megan Fox.

[@umop3plsdn]

@@tempest411 and the weird af toe thumb

[@CloudieMcDoom]

Jennifer's Body: Uber Eats Edition 😂

[@rubioalvin]

This is the most Simpiest effing movie ever, congrats they get a trophy 👏

[@Knight3rrant]

My headcannon is that Liz is crushing on him. They clap happily ever after.

[@Cosmicmorales]

2:23 YOOO was she a shapeshifter the entire time??

[@longseafirerybell2030]

I wonder if any actors have caught the clap? From all the clapping..🤔

[@CloverAugustus]

Good stuff! Keep up the good work!

[@mundocivil9101]

Since when does the sun no longer affect vampires?

[@passing.by.the.river.]

Since twilight.

[@prakulgupta-bp7pl]

She has the blood of nezuko.

[@Tooni_07]

​@@prakulgupta-bp7pl Aaa...aaaaaaaa... Aaaaaaaa criiiinnnngggg... (Tittle)

[@donaldhysa4836]

Since Bram Stoker

[@BigDic-qz8su]

Dad the real MVP thats my boy😂

[@harikrishnareddy2700]

I thought of seeing those couple of great things from the thumbnail. It's all a lie. You cheater. 😂😂

[@pyroplays2017]

Farther backs way closing the door lol after seeing them that got me dead 😂

[@younesidrissi7130]

I never thought I could like the intro to a Thtreesome video this much x)

[@YTGofckyourself]

So it started off like "The Girl Next Door" but instead of a cornstar, it's a vampire

[@djkurtz92]

This is like a cross between Collateral and the Girl Next Door. With vampires.

[@jawarakf]

This is fright night unofficial sequel 3 and a copy but with female vampires aa main protagonist

[@The_Patriot473]

You mean to tell me, this man fumbled the ball with a hot vampire neighbor, for his crush, just to watch them both do the freaky, then in the end watch them kiss, and they both leave, with his friend and his manager to start a family, when he could've done that. Bro fumbled hard.

[@W-I-S-E-MAN]

Ignore the haters, we need more clapping titles 😂❤

[@trinityfoxxx]

Watched it last night, it's a cheap movie but still a fun time.... Interesting ending, I liked it

[@kieontethelyricist]

Clap 😂

[@mattmccullough1093]

His dad was so proud😂.

[@omeressu]

This feels like twilight for guys but its somehow worse

[@integrityborn6156]

Hunter was proud of his son lol 😂

[@flrethlef]

6:34 Cameron is a g 😂

[@hawkeyeH6]

🤣

[@KingFearless]

I'm going to check this out. Thanks!

[@canadapapers]

Every loser teen thinks A rich relative Superman Movie star Hottest woman Would come and make him cool to his peers. 😂😂😂 No one tells him you have to work hard on yourself or no help can help😂

[@universeruler1]

Nah thats what teen girls like. Look at twilight and shit like that.

[@st4r444]

​@universeruler1 only women can interact with boys. If girls fantasy of a hot guy comes true then fbi..

[@enenrax]

Wroonngg Back in the day I preferred Batman

[@kylescott2425]

Really a 80 year old security guard in a vampire master lol

[@nightmarestitcher]

Find a synonym for clap and use it.

[@artsworstenemy8956]

Bro all his friends got to be vampires lol

[@crjsim]

if it says "Clap" Im in! 😁

[@double-you5130]

i love these movie speed runs, thank you whoever you are. : )

[@сесилияалександрова]

What's wrong with these ,,vampires''? Why they don't sparkle?

[@hanlee3345]

cuz it ain't Twilight

[@thebeast_]

They’re just not as good

[@jacosnyders8946]

You watch to much twilight. Go watch Castlevania or Hellsing to see thereal deal.

[@KarmaSkally]

1:25 no way bro rocking that persona 4 shirt

[@EasyModeFishing]

470 years old is a little too old to have kids

[@tytheaniman497]

So this is basically Night Teeth 😂

[@FootballhighlightsHD-dp2fd]

na more like girl next door

[@ZOCCOK]

The Dad was the real MVP.

[@LICENFIREFEAR]

I downloaded this movie accidently and it was very lovely and entertaining 10/10

[@Polothx]

where You found it to download from?

[@rizmkdm9345]

Movie name

[@kimistry9533]

The Vampire Nextdoor😊

[@CroMagnon1970]

The Clapping Blood Suckers from Hell part II

[@farrinlandmesser]

​@@kimistry9533I just looked it up said it was only 6mins long am I missing something...😂

[@stopthink7202]

This is a great movie. Really enjoyed it.

[@anapham4724]

When bon jovi meet Olivia Wilde

[@thegreatpretender4560]

I loved all the stuff on the shelf at 11:31 I have the same version of the doc brown figure that is on the shelf neca 1955 doc brown

[@seonarmstrong2579]

How is she a vamp and she walks in sunlight sunscreen

[@vereickmcmillan1429]

Look at twilight lol😅😅😅😅

[@VileGlory]

There's so many different vampire lores out there.

[@alexmatthews4413]

That was me in the movie! Thanks everyone for checking out the video! 🫡

[@carlious1up370]

6:30 hahahaha caught me off guard hahahah😂😂😂

[@shaneoleary9919]

What name of this movie or show !??

[@77dris]

It's in the description.

[@actually_decent.]

bro really fumbled with liz she was actually the best one

[@vereickmcmillan1429]

Sooooo after all that he didn't get luck.... not from the out towner or the one he love's... corndogging at it finest smh....wouldn't let that shit happen to me tho!

[@Jamalboseman]

He got cucked hard

[@plexmex662]

And the moral of the story is? The nice-guy will always be the loser! It's just like in real life. Although I personally would have liked a Night Teeth-style ending much better.

[@generalartcommunity66]

Everyone loves a romance aspect ❤

[@BonesTheLostOne]

Omgosh,that was funny af😂,got to watch....

[@zainhartono7193]

I’d have left with the vampires.

[@tarnishedknight730]

Truthfully, I thought Liz was much hotter than Diane.

[@punchd4317]

Jim carrey once bitten

[@Aaron-pn3yf]

The Dad silently says "Thats my Boy"

[@hunterhorton2513]

In short, all vampire woman are beautiful!

[@LovensCalixte]

What's it's name 🤔

[@hunterhorton2513]

@@LovensCalixte the movie? The vampire next door

[@natipuffxkid3738]

I actually loved the original 😂

[@JenniferLopez72-o6h]

Movie name please

[@77dris]

It's in the description.

[@Gladiator15]

They knew since they were little, yet, she is an immortal vampire that doesn't age...

[@amjedansari1684]

This is what a bad story looks like

[@sinajetta1746]

plot twist whoever wrote this movie script previously encountered a vampire that didnt get layed by her

[@sonamgyaltsen2362]

Bro your titles be crazy😂😂😂

[@justanotherviewer8149]

plus all the thumbnails that have no fck sense😂

[@thekeiser553]

If that was me I’d be like okay if we’re doing this stop getting blood on my car

[@angelh1743]

Boring. I'm sorry but this movie has been remade like 20+ times since the 80's. So predictable. I stopped watching at 4:32

[@munibsharma2058]

I would've chose victoria because she more hot still being a vampire

[@bloodydiablo666]

same

[@ConnorCox-g6i]

This sounds like The Girl Next Door 2004 just with vampire

[@abdullahalaaaliraqi171]

RIGHT! I saw that movie and it is at least identical sort of saying