God Gives Up On Humans So He Sends Angels To Exterminate Them

For the patrons and staff at a dusty roadside diner, the day begins as usual, but when the phones go out and a sweet old lady goes on the attack, it's a harbinger of the terror to come. As the horrifying nature of the situation sinks in, help arrives in the form of the archangel Michael, who tells a pregnant waitress that her unborn baby is humanity's last hope, and he will do anything to protect it.
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[@blankspace1416]

Son: Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose? Dad: That’s because your mother loves roses Son: Thanks dad Dad: No problem, Jeep

[@sela562jig]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ghostslayer1981]

Hey dad Hey jeep, I'm dad!

[@aidang20633]

@@ghostslayer1981 What lol

[@ghostslayer1981]

@@aidang20633 random nonsense is happening

[@gilgamesh4710]

@@ghostslayer1981 konosuba reference

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Every day we stray further away from God" But this movie was the last straw

[@TheBeyond3rs]

Hello there, tell me, why dont you have a mustache?

[@rainbowkermit4943]

hey, it’s nice to see you again in the comments.

[@poopshiestyreal]

Hurr durr why funi KZbin man here give me likes hurr durr

[@Ejdjcjendnnxjw]

Lol

[@Dødserr]

I see you in every single channel that I watch how do you get every top comment maybe it’s your friends that like the video idk

[@irl228]

I literally only remember the old grandma scene - it was so terrifying as a kid to watch an old lady be so evil.... only for me to later find out old Karens exist...

[@jose-jz6cv]

Ikr 😂

[@ruby6321]

wait bc i only remember the grandma scene too

[@anthreosgaming_nology9527]

I remembered every part of the movie

[@rigg_ed1548]

same lol

[@nicoleraheem1195]

😂

[@benyseus6325]

If they looked like actual Old Testament Biblical Angels they would scare the shit out of everyone.

[@josevinicius_prof]

A giant flaming wheel full of eyes chasing us... Yeah... That's the worst possible situation

[@raz0229]

Made out of light, having wingspan of more than 50000 years at God knows what speed, yeah

[@yomommaasscrack6920]

nuke ur modder

[@jadeimingan184]

That would be overkill and a awaste, why send those when you already have a limitless supply of legions to have?

[@Bajajaba480]

4 faces and shit lol

[@digitxl__4832]

Bro I swear Michael is the only one with a functioning brain in this movie.

[@spongebobby6027]

I mean hes not human

[@envy3999]

@@spongebobby6027 All humans should still have functioning brains though, what does that have to do with him not being human.

[@weaselwolf8425]

@@envy3999 Well Michael is like a veteran soldier. Once you've been in the shit it doesn't faze you. Whereas the actual humans with him are civilians or "wet-behind-the-ears". Remember these Angels have seen all of humanity go at each other and kill each other since Cain and Abel plus I'm sure they battle demons regularly. People may not believe me but we do have our own guardian angels (which makes this movie even scarier to think about) so yeah...

[@envy3999]

@@weaselwolf8425 dam

[@tinman7618]

Whats your dp i feel like i saw it once

[@yun4640]

“the woman then gets up, and starts crawling on the ceiling” LMFAOOO

[@Joshua.670]

We now return to when killer grannies attack

[@sabrinagidney6066]

That's a demon action lol

[@lame8190]

ma'am this is a wendy's

[@HartlyLion]

When a Karen doesn't get to speak to the manager.

[@sabrinagidney6066]

@@HartlyLion lol right? XD

[@AlphaNxOmega]

So glad I watched this film in summarized form because Sandra's idiocy would have made my blood boil.

[@droganovic6879]

The film _is_ great, yes. But you're right, dealing with Sandra will make your head implode.

[@giovannicarrillo4967]

What’s the movie called?

[@kimmyhead7097]

@@giovannicarrillo4967 Legion

[@Senpai-Haru]

because of Sandra, God lost his faith in humanity XD

[@charlie7mason]

@@Senpai-Haru Sandra was basically Karen, and every Karen takes us further from God.

[@emma_nutella58]

In this movie God found out about Twitter and instantly gave up on humanity

[@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE]

That is completely understandable.

[@15o5z5]

Very understandable i would too after reading a few texts devoid of rationability

[@lumi6945]

and reddit dont forget reddit

[@jojolafrite90]

Or about toxic positivity and the infinite number of ways that concept is used to exploit people and steal from them. Like corporations selling appalling, despicable shit to people and using fanboys like tampons.

[@amitdutta6332]

Tik tok

[@DaddyDeGrand]

And then Michael became a Vibranium Android carrying an Infinity Stone.

[@j.r09160]

Vision is definitely a sidekick

[@deadmeme6660]

@@j.r09160 yes

[@Anthony0899]

Lol

[@TheLooterArmy]

And Gabriel was reincarnated as Blob.

[@spectre3805]

A vibranium robot carrying an infinity stone dating the strongest Avenger who also got killed twice in the span of 45 seconds

[@ZybakTV]

The guy from the Fast and Furious movie is named "Jeep" lol.

[@boredb5623]

first ez

[@whitewizardmil9860]

Roman too

[@1326evolvedGodzilla]

Sean from Tokyo drift

[@zanelebushgenie270]

I got a fast and furious add in the middle of this video

[@SnailBob3348]

@@boredb5623 no one cares

[@spicyboi3960]

Movie: ANGEL'S KILL EVERYONE me wanting to know who thought JEEP was a good name:

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Seems to be a Indian or something name

[@hyphenq]

Real reason why God sent angels to Earth

[@Manifrmdajungle]

He was from fast and furious thats why

[@mr.baldilocks3561]

The same person who thought diesel is a good surname

[@alectro2505]

@@mr.baldilocks3561 Patches

[@FalseShepherd]

"Gabriel gave god what he wanted but Michael gave God what he needed"... that's some deep stuff right there folks.

[@CharterForGaming]

God is a man-child, who needs parental help. confirmed

[@CharterForGaming]

@@CoDaCrypt How can I disrespect a character of fiction though?

[@CharterForGaming]

@@CoDaCryptWait... I have to stop replying to you? That's the opposite of free speech. If you don't like what I say just ignore me. Easy enough for anyone

[@jonathan_hanst]

@@CharterForGaming What he meant is that freedom of speech does not correlate with freedom of being disrespectful mate, you can speak freely but at least respect other people believes.

[@changaoi8170]

@@jonathan_hanst Good words

[@chewway6211]

“He hesitated to shoot the old lady” the old lady is literally flying towards him with her hands out

[@Toixc-Badboy]

Not even flying dog fuckng Sliding

[@maxpulido4268]

@@Toixc-Badboy sliding thru the air

[@reapxiety]

@@maxpulido4268 also slidin through them dm's

[@SanilJadhav711]

@@reapxiety bruh

[@mikicerise6250]

God: People are too cruel and violent and have lost compassion. I'm going to kill them all. Gabriel: Good plan. God: Send them this sweet looking old woman to eat them. It will make them hesitate. Michael: But didn't you say...? God: ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!?

[@shizuechan1081]

"all babies are going to burn-" *add pops out* Watermelon: *starts vibing with sea shanties*

[@soupboy7662]

what do you do with a drunken sailor~

[@dragoneater2008_]

@@soupboy7662 t h r o w h i m o f f t h e p l a n k

[@kwewee]

@@dragoneater2008_ you’re need to add more space between your words. I read it as “thro whim off thep lank”

[@hotdogshake4764]

i fucking hate that ad

[@ArthurPendragonyearsago]

@@kwewee it’s cuz ur brain didn’t mentally want to see it that way

[@madgames7576]

People were so bad in this movie that God couldn't forgive anyone and had no choice but to give up on all of humanity, I can't really blame him when we have people naming their kids' "Jeep"

[@TheGreatThicc]

I guess the myth of the Flood might explain?

[@twls153]

Well, thousands and thousands of years, and humanity is still making the same mistakes. I don't blame God.

[@howdy7734]

i wonder what drove god to the edge, maybe it was twitter

[@funnelingspace9268]

@@howdy7734 ww2

[@shan4289]

@@funnelingspace9268 lol but twitter is crazy asl

[@CliffCardi]

Humanity: “You told us you would ever erase mankind again after Noah’s ark!” God: “No, I specifically promised that I would never flood the Earth again.”

[@abcxyz-]

I seriously don't get christian concepts. Why God, all the love in the world, do something as horrible as flooding all of the earth? Weren't adam and eves grandchildren inbred? And why create any pain and suffering for anyone, why can't everyone be happy?

[@cormacmoloney5178]

@@abcxyz- Adam and eve weren't real, the creation stories are more figurative, showing God's power and it was made for ancient Israelites who didn't know Jack abt science. This is coming from a Christian who learned this in a Christian school

[@hakugei-_-5800]

@@abcxyz- it's obviously because someone just stumbled on an old fictional writing and said "I can make a religion out of this"

[@abcxyz-]

@@hakugei-_-5800 Ok jokes apart, i was serious... I seriously want to know about any explanation to my questions

[@Somespideronline]

@@abcxyz- because Life wouldn't also matter if everyone would be constantly filled with happiness, love, compassion, empathy, sympathy etc. It'll be meaningless

[@vert574]

God came back from his vacation and searched up “what’s a lolita?”

[@pee3987]

I😟

[@titanlord9267]

someone put hentai as his screensaver too

[@titanlord9267]

@@pee3987 being female doesn't really mean anything to me, that just means you're not the same gender as me, nothing wrong, but ffs if those people weren't doing that, they could be professional artists

[@titanlord9267]

@@pee3987 people have different beliefs, some say male, some say female, some say no gender but just say he, idk

[@matty7204]

@@pee3987 pretty sure that every picture of what people think god looks like is an old man with a big white beard

[@mdmain-be7fy]

that's one bold title. caught me off guard, not gonna lie. 😭😳

[@shaiiholden5497]

They make the plot the title 😂 and it’s always so dark

[@josiahdabeast5983]

Lol

[@boiwitfacts1796]

@@josiahdabeast5983 I like your pfp

[@natelav534]

Well 😂 gods done it before

[@DanDCool]

E

[@nuankanokmeesiri9462]

They wouldn’t last this long if god just send some Evangelion sized angels.

[@rin1092]

Ahh evangelion the depressing anime that gives me *depression*

[@adj2006]

@@rin1092 LLLLL

[@tiffanyz1362]

@@rin1092 aaaaah, yes, the floor is made out of a floor

[@weaselwolf8425]

I mean it wouldn't matter how or what. God could use a talking lolipop for all we care

[@TheRealNickBoone]

Another '' anime fan '' !! Hey friend.

[@Hollarite]

I guess sending angels is a better option than causing a world ending event.

[@watermalon6718]

Trust me no its not. What you said is just a tickle compared on whats gonna happen😂

[@isheeddie392]

But guess what the world ending events are going to happen

[@Tyuhhr]

Yoo you watched that hentai? I'm assuming you did bc of your pfp The animation was bad but it was pretty good for a first upload

[@watermalon6718]

@@Tyuhhr what hentai are you talkin bout (link?)

[@CharterForGaming]

@@watermalon6718 For educational purposes?

[@perplexical]

God: * makes people * People :* bad * God: * floods earth to get rid of bad * People * still bad * God: * sends jesus down to get rid of bad * People * still bad * God: *well at least i tried* Edit: I’m not intending to insult anyone here so don’t take this seriously

[@donovanmitchell8325]

well yeah pretty much but in the bible it states that there's one more thing to get rid of bad, in the world that God will do and it's guaranteed to work this time according to the bible at least

[@StephenDelRosario777]

@@donovanmitchell8325 SCP Foundation: *Are you sure about that*

[@itslitgamestv6827]

God sent Jesus to save people from sin, and it worked and still does work and will work for all time for those that believe that Christ died for their sin and rose again 3 days later by the power of God through the Holy Spirit.

[@stardust-xk6yp]

@@donovanmitchell8325 when that happens ILL EAT A BURGER Y WHEN IT HAPENS ILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH AN INFINITE BURGER THAT WILL NEVER STOP REGENERATING

[@ProphetofXebec]

It's more about free will than anything

[@K_C119]

That grandma was the ultimate Karen of all time

[@SuperBenette]

Yeh, she is coming to defend all the Karens from nasty people, they just act like that because they need huggies and kisses.

[@juliosotelo4113]

All the karens bow before her.

[@CharterForGaming]

"I want to eat the manager!!"

[@StevietheDream]

She's the boss of all Karens worldwide.😄

[@kostas5520]

That's the one, this guy spoke FACTS!!!

[@currentlyinphilsbasement3798]

“The women then jumps up and then starts crawling on the ceiling” “Bob gets a shotgun and then starts shooting at the women” Wow I love this movie Edit: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh thx bro’s

[@Link-so9fd]

That was my favorite part the movie.

[@solidturtle6910]

sounds like a beginning of a joke

[@currentlyinphilsbasement3798]

@@solidturtle6910 Fr lol

[@zachaston4196]

Hello brother

[@206beastman]

I watched this movie atheist four times never realized his name was jeep im dead

[@geniallyrealmajaw378]

And then Michael joined the Avengers and Jeep went to drift in Tokyo and Kyle became driving partners with Dom's family

[@Elf-1975]

Don’t forget Audrey joined the Arrowverse

[@floridasoldat]

The real MVP was homeboy with that Brett Favre frying pan throw

[@canofsoda]

yo that shit was fr the most clutch shit in history i will die on that hill

[@Corn_Beef_Boss]

😭😭😭😭😭 the best ever moment

[@jojomcjoe292]

@@canofsoda fr tho straight up badass

[@pizzapastaputitinabox322]

Percy needs to join the nfl like god damn

[@amhigh2004]

H A Y A T O

[@swaxbox4517]

"a winged creature appears to be descending from the sky-" *ad about chickens*

[@xoi6oo]

LOL

[@sadickmamoud6820]

Lmao 😂

[@anonguy772]

Ahh the magic of timing

[@glitchkit6020]

I got a dried skin ad 👁👄👁

[@rae_7557]

😂😂

[@noahboah3750]

Man god just said: The time has come, execute order 66

[@matthewjimenez9861]

Fr 😂😂😂

[@commissargab6181]

it will be done my lord

[@IgnatiaWildsmith1227]

the remaining humans will be hunted down and defeated !

[@FireFoxBancroft]

More like Order 666

[@official_pol2198]

@i like to eat sniggers No it was actually based off of executive order 9066 issues in WW2. Somewhat the same as order 66 except they didn’t kill them, lol.

[@wsnt]

One of the best CGI wings I’ve seen still from this day, I watched this years ago and still I can’t forget those wings

[@darlamurillo4546]

Definitely. The wings were beautiful!

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Where

[@heathervitale2305]

“What do you got there?” “A Knife” “NO”

[@persephone_8949]

I LOVE THIS COMMENT 😭😭

[@ieattacos68]

reminds me of asdfa

[@qwertyuiop888000]

Classic

[@Gr33nreaper101]

I can’t stop replaying that video in my head when I see comments like this

[@GNGreal]

"God Gives Up On Humans So He Sends Angels To Exterminate Them" Me, who is up at 3 am: *Interesting*

[@dopeycatstopmotions9960]

Lmaooo😂 same

[@stephen4967]

yooo same

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

“This is what happened next”

[@shardonaytalbert3505]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hijrahydratehiro]

Same

[@andrewogolo7257]

Legion seriously messed me up when I was younger

[@BrutallyHonest-]

LOL right?

[@T-Law.]

Same.

[@phantomizerTF2]

Same, mother, i blame you for making me watch this on a bootleg cd

[@astralpexilvidz2282]

Same

[@tripakastayw6872]

The same goes with me, i was so religious back then. It quite fucked me up

[@aceboogieee111]

the way he pauses while introducing the characters always makes me laugh for some reason 💀

[@canofsoda]

Jeep....

[@PentaromaLMA0]

Gabriel……..

[@vesuvius115]

This movie is hella underrated. I'm not the religious type, but the film is enjoyable.

[@ttvgard1e809]

Im pretty sure this movie was made for the non religious type lmao

[@jjjjjj2323]

I'm not sure the religious types would like this movie.

[@deadrivers2267]

@@jjjjjj2323 Probably cause it shows God as a flawed figure

[@noahhawkins1534]

@@deadrivers2267 nah their Bible does that already

[@deadrivers2267]

@@noahhawkins1534 oh yeah I forgot lmao

[@GypsyBladeFB]

POV: Man who can't get the girl becomes her protector to be saved by an immortal then left to raise a child that isn't his at the end. 💀

[@deangelothompson67]

@@botep5529 Joe a simp

[@Dondingdingding]

@@botep5529 yep this film is basically a horror version of the 2nd coming but the 2nd coming is supposed to be horror so yea.

[@mysmirandam.6618]

Like mary and joseph

[@DeeSkiii__]

The Holy Simp

[@kristjanrom9429]

Why would God's will be to raise last child without a father lol

[@knoxian9293]

"You gave him what he asked. I gave him what he needed" Best line

[@heedmywarning2792]

personally, I'd feel that God punked me.

[@lemonwedge-mysingingmonste8980]

Hooweee

[@oldomen3788]

But what did he need?

[@knoxian9293]

God test his angels, He wanted to see who will follow his orders(Gabriel) or Who will follow what he train them to do(Michael)

[@lemonwedge-mysingingmonste8980]

@@knoxian9293 Oh wow

[@LaSignor]

"When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. And he's say to me, "Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on earth. Will you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you better start getting square."

[@katie1588]

LMFAO Y DO CHRISTIAN PARENTS DO THAT SHIT

[@ramor4743]

I bet that father was a stoic 😁

[@Antis14CZ]

Did Percy listen?

[@JustapErson]

A good lesson I guess, but kind of weird to say to a child.

[@cyberbutterfly432]

The crazy thing is everyone died for no reason like at the end God basically was like nevermind

[@michaelmizowski9734]

Ikr seems like a plot hole 🧐

[@ronaldmcdonaldtrump4446]

I mean hes god he can do whatever the fuck he wants lol

[@greatninja2590]

@@michaelmizowski9734 God has killed a lot of people especially in old testament its only really in the new testament that God stopped killing people

[@NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000]

@@greatninja2590 It kind of seems as if the old testament God is a different being...maybe Saklas..

[@colbylawson5331]

@@greatninja2590 People kill themselves by what they do. God doesn't kill anyone. If it's one thing I know, it's this: _HUMANS ARE BASTARDS_

[@Tree56274]

Imagine the baby grown up asking what happens when I was born? In sweetie you almost got killed by angels trying to kill humanity : ) Edit omg ty for all the likes

[@Dondingdingding]

But he did grow up though

[@lucashood203]

Spoiler: He is the Chosen One and Michael became his guardian.

[@Gomitasd]

I don't think he gets free time to ask about stuff like that

[@randomclod385]

The pained smile killed me.

[@kevinoquendo7206]

there is a sequel show called Dominion

[@Fervick]

"God Gives Up On Humans" I don't blame him...

[@r.i.pashleybamboo6215]

I can beat up god

[@TheRealNickBoone]

'' God '' Doesn 't exist.

[@weshal5732]

@@TheRealNickBoone it's weird to think about the fact that nobody asked

[@TheRealNickBoone]

@@weshal5732 Ha ha !! I know. Just wanted to offer a reminder.

[@TheRealNickBoone]

@@AlternateHollow Wow !! Anyone who doesn 't believe in your made up '' god '' is automatically a '' satan worshipper '' ? I wonder how it is .... only having just one and obviously malfunctioning brain cell !!!!

[@corporalsilver6981]

SCP 096 has broken out of containment. All suriving personal are advised to remain in a secure location until a Mobile Task Force is able to re-contain the escaped SCP's!

[@fridayfunky9996]

wut?

[@ahmedyassinlol]

@@fridayfunky9996 you're clearly a 12 year old with 0 culture

[@holysalmon1651]

Would’ve been a better ending

[@vectorohyeah1163]

@@fridayfunky9996 scp foundation

[@leepicpotatogang1349]

yoooo a fellow scp fan

[@gameronhigh8559]

Never noticed that Audrey is Thea queen from arrow

[@14.smithyy]

I was literally just about to comment this xd

[@flirtyxo]

yeah when i saw her i was like she looks so familiar

[@danl914]

Michael is vision from marvel as well

[@Thebeaver-px1gc]

Oh yeah this is big brain time

[@crow337]

This movie has a lot of recognizable actors in it.

[@anabeladavilla5462]

Bob: *trying to shoot Gabriel* Gabriel: *a beyblade* Edit: a time stamp so I can come back and laugh at this later 10:48

[@canadaball9777]

I laughed at this.

[@rusticmaple8771]

WEEEEEEEEE

[@rusticmaple8771]

SPRIGGAN

[@myles3856]

Ok

[@juny9445]

Ok

[@_courier7]

The way the world is right now this movie will probably a reality in a few months Edit: Don't go to the replies unless you want to lose braincells in which case go ahead

[@szymonbollin6344]

God: Creates a imperfect world Also God: Why is the world not perfect?

[@zenoking6269]

You can’t create something imperfect and expect it to be perfect

[@Knull_0w0]

Astakfirullah

[@Kallixede]

God should have created a perfect world instead of expecting it to be perfect

[@crabman1049]

Why did you have to jinx it

[@phipsy6941]

Ive fallen in love with these types of commentary short recaps lol i love it!!!

[@a.x.x8184]

Fr & we all watching a movie in literally less than 20 mins 🤣

[@NightW844]

Well this movie is a trip. No pressure on raising the last hope of humanity

[@saul_goodman_review]

Imagine though, if god started giving angels guns, instead of midevil weapon.

[@k-rodkev-dog7449]

I would guess that the Angels move to fast for the bullets

[@indomaretlawrence1069]

I'm an Angel with a shotgun~

[@vherox3826]

If only those angels werent eldritch looking beings which are too powerful for mere guns

[@myles3856]

Lol

[@fwmaris]

@@k-rodkev-dog7449 Fighting till the wars won 🔫😡😇

[@StarCraftBoy100]

Satan must be sitting in hell like "Well then, thanks for doing my job for me."

[@user-ov2kx8ql5i]

Satan wants to corrupt people , not kill them.

[@mcoyxdking4190]

I just realize that god was actually angry to humans i Thought those were aliens

[@chinossynthesizer705]

@@user-ov2kx8ql5i satan used to be a angel just reverse him back to angel then god

[@drteska97]

There are TV series called Legion which are direct continuation of movie, there Lucifer made protection around village for LOLs, basically they have protection as long as fire burns

[@thefutureisnowoldman7653]

@@drteska97 Is the show as goofy as the movie I mean in a good way?

[@livskmj]

“zombies”: *grab charlie* me: oh no- ad: l’oréal now is more sustainable than ever!

[@gurjeetsangha9642]

Lol

[@goodguyjohn4625]

"large caliber firearms" *grabs a 5.56mm M4 patter rifle*, literally a .22 with more juice

[@neuromancer8796]

for anyone who wanna watch the sequel its a TV series called "dominion"

[@oldomen3788]

Was it any good. I only watched first episode

[@thomasclancy9793]

@@oldomen3788 yes I liked it

[@avonthesageoc4980]

I hope there's demons in there. Just imagine this huge war between angels and demons because Satan wants to stick it to God.

[@rohitsharma8748]

Why's there no jeep in the cast

[@anubis8181]

@@rohitsharma8748 he dies

[@marjaiiii]

Legion feels like a fever dream

[@arseniykuznecovs3231]

fr, omce i got to the swarm of locusts part i was like 'omg i remember this movie'

[@trashchief6496]

*Even angels can’t outsmart bullet*- TF2 heavy probably

[@ramiroloria2185]

when you accidentally sht on something related to god* god: *you know the rules and so do I*

[@disgust2120]

*cocks gun* Say goodbye

[@Sirlyfeismid]

Smart rick roll

[@KellyJayeIam]

I see what you did there. Niiiice. And thanks for today’s ear worm.

[@ramiroloria2185]

@@KellyJayeIam understandable, have a great day :)

[@ramiroloria2185]

@Kryptiik 死的 bruh srsly *you dunno the rules*

[@naewashington8766]

I remember my grandpa forcing me to watch this when I was a kid and now he wonders why I'm obsessed with horror movies

[@victorgreer3199]

So you chose violence…bet.

[@naewashington8766]

@@victorgreer3199 yea pretty much

[@DemonPrinceofHell]

I say you are wifey material

[@plantsanimateddavidinventa871]

Guess

[@crabking9223]

@@naewashington8766 I mean, angel with guns. Doom already did that

[@Palomar23]

This brings back the days of when I watched stuff on cds alllllll the time

[@a.x.x8184]

Thats how you know time flies by. 90s you watched VHS tapes, 00s you watched DVDs and 10s-now is all digital apps/sites ect to Watch movies ;P

[@gyalsnextman4725]

Legion is still the greatest supernatural horror I’ve seen

[@AvengedPanzer]

@italkcrab Yes. The first fight scene with Gabriel and Michael was awesome, the wings were very cool.

[@christilebellita4630]

i always love his line "You gave him what he asked,I gave him what he need"🤧🤧

[@BHuang92]

"Father names son Jeep" God: *Whelp, time to kill off the humans.*

[@thewestfire9729]

Forgot to mention the golden moment when Jeep said, “Fuck you.” To Gabriel.

[@jayderanapia2079]

My guardian angel is no other than the Arc Angel Michael ❤️😇

[@icaliver]

This channel is growing on me, it’s saving a lot of time and energy from watching these actual movie or Cinema Sins for movie recaps.

[@e11even-o1p]

this man is always in a christian related movie. he is also the protagonist in the movie 'Priest'.

[@kristjanrom9429]

A man of God I suppose

[@bigdadddyd123]

That’s because Paul Bettany is the best

[@nabiladara385]

He's Vision in MCU, isn't he?

[@e11even-o1p]

i almost forgot his crazy priest role in da vinci code.

[@e11even-o1p]

@@nabiladara385 and yes. he is vision

[@jacobobrien5049]

Me: curious what the Devil would be doing in this scenario whether he’d join god or Micheal

[@blitvar1]

He would be eating popcorn.

[@ruby6321]

@@blitvar1 😭😭lmfaoo

[@akkiko]

Given he's also a fallen angel for rebelling, he probably wouldn't help God in any capacity. My guess is he'd be amused at Michael's actions and might be inclined to see the child succeed just to stick it to God but definitely not out of any love for humans.

[@pureone8350]

*God

[@cosmicgamer1262]

I'd imagine he'd be more inclined to help Micheal. WIth no more damned souls to either feast upon or add into his ranks its just him and gods army. I feel the power balanace would be tipped out of his favor

[@destinimitchell9074]

I'm actually more concerned in regards to why that stake ain't fully cooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Blankspace001]

Bro, i been searching for this movie that I watched about 8 years ago. I watched this movie. When i was 11 and the fun part was it's awesome. Thank you bro. It was nostalgic

[@starjumper]

Fr I remember bits and pieces of this movie but didn’t know what it was from until now. I watched it when I was like 10

[@namazziellie1012]

There's a series which picks up where the movie ended called Dominion but with different characters.

[@fantastic4769]

Movie name?

[@wcd76118]

@@fantastic4769 Movie name is Legion, the name of the television series is Dominion.

[@namazziellie1012]

@@fantastic4769 Legion

[@juneralte8816]

"LEGION" has always fascinated me,even though it totally bombed at the box office and got butchered by "critics",I never let it change my mind. Thank you so much for shining light on this massively underrated movie. And I'm so effing thankful that its you,one of my favourite movies,masterfully explained by one of my favourite channels on youtube. I wouldn't have it any other way. I've said it before and I'll say it again.... THANK YOU STORY RECAPPED...Thank you.

[@envyctus]

I remember watching this as a kid. Seeing that slender-like ice cream man haunted my nightmares for days. I was so terrified of this movie, thank you for the memories Story Recapped 👍

[@tnnguyensoupy]

Same it was so scary even the icecream man

[@jamilleyomtown]

That shit terrified me too

[@Antis14CZ]

These comments are always the best. "I watched Saw when I was four!" Parents be like "Whoops, honey, there goes some permanent mental scarring." Mine was The Stuff (1985), BTW. I only remembered a few scenes, I probably didn't even see the whole thing, but I was terrified of it. We came across it again a few months back and my older brother told me that it was his fault that I saw it and that our parents gave him a proper earful for it =)

[@michaelflury4434]

The actor who played that character also did Abe in hellboy among other characters

[@rachelknightonline]

Gabriel: You’re God’s rebellious son Me: No, that guy’s down there still

[@mikicerise6250]

With a God like that, who can blame him?

[@rachelknightonline]

@@mikicerise6250 yeah. I’d say I’m religious enough (catholic mostly), but during this movie I can’t help but wonder what this universes version of Paradise Lost would be like. Maybe God is like Zeus, and Lucifer is like Kratos. Both bad in their own ways, just one is surprisingly more good than the other

[@twls153]

So while Gabriel fought just to accomplish God's orders, Michael fought for God to believe in humanity once again. That's a very interesting story, I liked it.

[@gordonfreeman8109]

God: "What's a "Guro"? Sounds like some sort of baked tre-" *Movie happens*

[@zarasamuels9377]

I liked life better 2mins ago, before I saw your comment and googled the word guro

[@gordonfreeman8109]

@@zarasamuels9377 I am so sorry

[@NTTofMistery]

@@zarasamuels9377 R.I.P.

[@Order-si7nd]

God : what’s hentia? Sounds like a Asian fo- *Movie fucking happens*

[@vetaiamaimanuku2353]

@@Order-si7nd my mans no one is getting baited by that coz u misspelled it @me when u correct it so I can delete this, so u can troll some people

[@lorddarkarus828]

Bob did a pretty smart move at the end, damn

[@curtisbrummitt5470]

something about a guy throwing a frying pan and hitting an old lady in the face just about killed me laughing

[@jaxcayde_3917]

as a kid what terrified me was the full fledged real life demon enderman

[@ahsanarib9333]

Michael be feeling like he in gta

[@danielisflying]

This movie seemed cooler when I was younger. Now the plot just seems cringe

[@B3llyk0]

The concept is cool yeah, but the writing and execution is kinda cringy

[@harbinger7368]

Once again god pulls a mad prank on his creations

[@aubreyterry9453]

I saw this and thought it looked like a cool movie until the Diner scene, when I realized this movie traumatized me as a kid. I think my dad or grandpa was watching it.

[@zxcwinter2921]

Imagine losing gods love, he even loves the people that curse on his name everyday of the week 24/7 so just imagine the whole world losing that type of love.

[@mafiacat88]

I mean there was that whole great flood thing. If you believe in that, that was one that was a bit uncalled for. Not as horror-esque as this way, but still major "genocide for funsies" vibes.

[@zxcwinter2921]

@@mafiacat88I forgot about that. So sometime down history his love has been lost? That’s crazy to think about.

[@scavenger4704]

@@zxcwinter2921 you wouldnt believe God loves you if you'd been born with some genetic horror condition like paper skin. Also, the flood? Wow.

[@forgrim454]

@@scavenger4704 or just any horrible mental condition.

[@TheRealNickBoone]

'' God '' doesn 't exist guys !! It 's just the most famous fictional character.

[@jezebulls]

Sometimes I worry when the narrator tells me to “take care and watch out” like why watch out?

[@canofsoda]

gabriel might try to murder your unborn child idk

[@tsukihievergarden]

@@canofsoda lmao

[@spongebobby6027]

@@canofsoda damn it Gabriel

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

​@@canofsoda😂

[@wadewilson7657]

Bob gets a shotgun and shoots at the woman....the woman slaps Bob away.......what a line...absolute class LOL

[@notakkkmember9565]

The angels are obviously stronger in their natural form so why don't they just come down themselves instead of using hosts

[@wisn6327]

they only had budget for 2 angels

[@rusticmaple8771]

@@wisn6327 loo

[@rusticmaple8771]

because the angles like horror movies, so they possessed da humans

[@ixora.crimms]

ikr, they could've use the biblically accurate angels and make it more scary. Also the seven horseman of the apocalypse. Goddd this movie has such an idea yet many wasted potential

[@stellarthealiendeer]

@@ixora.crimms I agree

[@Rudy_s_precious]

Movie god : struggling to kill humans Real god : (snap) *TRIAL CORONA*

[@mattacer]

I like how Kyle's introduction was just "Kyle"

[@SpazzShell]

This was such a fun movie to see! I was in 7th grade when this came out and got to watch it on the theater with my friend and his dad. Feels so weird these days thinking how non existent movie theaters are these days!

[@Deitz153]

“Have you ever wanted to go to heaven, but god said.. “You guys were a mistake”

[@anonymousdAJ1993]

I see everyday the subscribers counts and see that rising.... Happy for you and with your work.....

[@monwyatt7000]

An asteroid would be much faster and easier. But still, cool movie.

[@yoholup19]

He already did that

[@davidw9468]

@@yoholup19 nothing wrong with more 😂

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

​@@davidw9468 fr

[@Cosmo_1.00]

This movie : exists Devil: Well that was easy

[@robotmafia000]

And this was before Tik tok. If this movie was made in 2021, God would just nuke the earth 😂

[@kangokings304]

He’s probably planning to right now🤣😂 for all we know, he doesn’t hate us just deeply disappointed 😂

[@catdragons]

We~ had nukes when this movie was made, movies were still black and white when nukes were made.

[@Adrian-gp7me]

@@catdragons the op meant, god would've nuked us instantly if he saw the TikTokers.

[@udinkun7051]

Im just imagining tiktokers and the possessed dancing to some tiktok songs while god prepares an earth size nuke to disintegrate all life on earth and god saying "i fucking quit"

[@dutchvanderlinde4713]

No cap

[@bigboi4488]

Jehovah witnesses be like “you should be excited for this not scared”

[@g-one7303]

So Sean and Roman have fought angels damn

[@apomtaylor8054]

Dom brothers in this film too. You just can't see him...

[@Dino1600]

I can't stop thinking about f&f during this video lmao

[@mapoleo]

This video really took “Aw he’s/she’s an angel” To a whole new meaning

[@kjwilly22]

not even joking I sat on my computer for like 3 hours just binge watching these, instead of watching the movies it's just a recap it saves a lot of time

[@LMSProductions2003]

Sends angles to exterminate humanity Now where have I seen this before *stares intensely at Neon Genesis Evangelion*

[@ThatGuy-kf5kc]

They missed the line of Gabriel saying he would not have shown Michael the same mercy. "I know. That's why you failed him."

[@indigo2513]

i remember watching this as a kid with my family then being terrified that my grandma would be like that old lady and turn evil

[@givemethasauce5720]

this is basically god sending angels instead of making covid-19

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

CV-19 was Man made.

[@gren1572]

r/woooosh

[@HOMEVIEW-kv3hb]

@@jesusisunstoppable4438 God made man, so 🤷‍♂️

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

@@HOMEVIEW-kv3hb Quote - " God made man, so 🤷‍♂️ " -- And ?? I bet that's all You know. Feel Free to Contact Me on Discord and I'll Debate / Chat with You on the Holy Bible / Filthy koran / Buddhism / Vedas / Science / Philosophy

[@notdismays4166]

@@jesusisunstoppable4438 wth

[@Orchidlettux]

Holy shit I saw this when I was young, was scared shitless

[@shimahatusi4456]

SCP - 001 The Cleansing Object Class - Keter Event Class - XK, MK (Possible GH) Scenerio Special Containment Procedure - The baby classed 001-A is to be protected at all cause as SCP 001-C (Micheal) has fortold the only way to prevent a GH Scenerio is for 001-A to reach adult hood. 001-A is currently located at [REDACTED], a surviving colony that is formed by people who have not fall under the memetic effect that turns humans into 001-1 instances. SCP containment sites are to hold position as additional SCP's breaking containment will be problamatic to ensure the survival of 001-A. Description - SCP - 001 is a memetic effect that affects 80% of humanity turning them into instances of 001-1 which mindlessly hunts and kill surviving humans that is not affected by 001. 001-01 instances possess a level of intelligence able to mimick human emotions, see addendum 8:45 , used to lure out surviving human race and possibly invade colonies. At this time, there is no visual way to differentiate them from humans and testing is impossible in such conditions. SCP - 001-C claims to be a fallen angel and is a creation of 001. He does not wish for the termination of humanity and is helping SCP 001-A reach adulthood. He is last seen with the father of 001-A who is now designated 001-A 1.

[@RMKGER]

What?

[@koimeme]

When you practice writting an scp in youtube comment section:

[@cryptor6033]

Scarlet King: It's showtime!

[@whatever-hd5vp]

thanks for reminding to watch this scp story

[@CorgiKing8686]

bruh

[@purplelovr1375]

The ice cream man scene terrifies me a lot. Bravo!