Straight People are struggling

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

“People are gay, Steve” is just the newest version of, “They’re lesbians, Harold.”

[@danka1167]

1st reply

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

2nd reply

[@danka1167]

@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 breaking the chain before anyone starts ‘3rd reply’ and then ‘4th reply’

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

@@danka1167 o7

[@fluffylittlebunny4057]

@@danka1167 thank you

[@SugaMot]

"If you keep saying you're a lesbian, men won't want to date you. " Promise??

[@drrobotnut]

No because then some of the men will also become lesbians

[@fupoflapo2386]

@@drrobotnut welcome to the modern era

[@giantpinkcat]

@@drrobotnut Chris Chan moment

[@mkgaca8721]

@@giantpinkcat what did they say?

[@justyourlocalcommenter7492]

lol

[@emmmmie]

As a straight people, I can confirm that I am indeed struggling

[@mwebb8434]

Yes

[@Owen.Fallon]

As a not straight person, I am also struggling

[@BigBoyBobbyStan]

@@Owen.Fallon Everyone is struggling, regardless of sexuality

[@dex2206]

@NIHILISM101 looks like someone's mad for no reason again

[@megalotoxins2243]

as a person who is being trialed for murder, I can confirm I am also struggling

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

I feel like homophobic people are either overly suspicious that someone is gay to the point of accusing straight people of being gay for really innocuous things (if you cry your gay, if you walk a certain way your gay, etc), Or they’re entirely oblivious to the existence of someone being gay even if it’s right in front of them (that picture of two women getting married and someone in the comments saying, I’d love to get married on the same day as my bestie! :D but where are the grooms??”)

[@eilir_adron]

Omg this

[@Alina_Schmidt]

To be fair, everyone in between of this reactions would go unnoticed.

[@molly_parker_1847]

Seriously! When I was at a restaurant eating, my dad and step mom said among themselves that our waiter was definitely gay even though he never actually said that, which why would he? They just assumed he was gay because of how he talked🙄 Straight people are just too much and I should know I’m straight (I think).

[@moonxliqht]

the accusing straight ppl of being gay for nothing is more like an insult. people used to use gay as an insult a lot, although it's really weird that people are STILL doing it.

[@Hewhoroamstheinternet]

@@molly_parker_1847 " When i was in a restaurant *eating my dad and step mom* "

[@rio6653]

I just love how the movies we all grew up with fetishized the idea of a gay best friend and so now straight white girls collect them like infinity stones, it’s not cute love, get friends that you like being around instead of “friends” to just make your group diverse or quirky.

[@boristakerman]

the fuck movies you watchin? I mean they were there on TV, probably some movies, but when the fuck were white girls going "dude having a gay best friend gets me off".

[@rio6653]

@@boristakerman hey love i understand the word is usually used in a sexual context but it has 2 meanings and the one i was using here was “to have an irrational obsession with”

[@bruhsleepineed929]

@@rio6653 when I was a kid I used to want a gay best friend but as I grew up I realized I was the gay best friend

[@chrisodgers9616]

hey my straight white girl bestie is actually my best friend

[@HarryStikers]

I was the trans/gay best friend in a small Southern town 😔

[@KK-qm8bo]

Yes, as a bisexual, my gay mode is like an on/off switch I only live by 3 rules If I get a girlfriend, I call her "sweetie" If I get a boyfriend, I call him "hotcock" If I get an enby partner, I call them "My Lord" Edit: not yall arguing in the replies oml. Labels don't matter in the end. Love who you want lol.

[@th3.f0r3st]

You’re bisexual yet feel attracted to more than 2 genders? Have you heard of Pansexuality?

[@beybladekatie]

@@th3.f0r3st bisexuality isn’t the attraction to two genders, it’s the attraction to multiple genders. That definition existed before pansexuality was coined. Anyways non binary isn’t a third gender, it’s an umbrella identity for identities that don’t fit in the western binary of “man and woman”

[@KK-qm8bo]

@@th3.f0r3st also to add on, Yes bisexuality usually pertains to 2 genders but it’s not strictly 2. It’s different from pansexuality. Pansexuality means you like someone regardless of gender. By definition they don’t take into account a persons gender because it’s not something they care too much about when picking a partner. Bisexuals however acknowledge the gender of their partner and may even have preferences. I don’t mean this as offensive or literal, I’m just tryna explain. It’s kinda hard to put into words. So basically. Pansexuals: are attracted to people without “noticing” their gender (gender blind attraction) Bisexuals: have potential to be attracted to all genders, but often have personal preferences Omnisexual: is attracted to all genders but isn’t “gender blind”. Omni and bi can be interchanged cause they are very similar. Lemme know if I got something wrong

[@th3.f0r3st]

@@KK-qm8bo Heyo! I’m Omnisexual and Panromantic. Bisexual in common day terms just means bi (two) and sexual, or rather, sexually attracted to two geners

[@deathofadynasty3453]

@@th3.f0r3st if you're not bi, then you don't get to define what bisexuality is. besides, when bisexuality was originally coined as a sexuality, it was defined as attraction to _more than one_ gender, so by definition you're wrong by limiting that number to 2 lmao

[@70Lu07]

Reminder: if a guy calls women females, RUN

[@12DAMDO]

it's probably the same guy who uses the term Sigma unironically

[@paigemosher8697]

Or just put him down for the good of humanity. People like that are beyond saving and shouldn't be tolerated in society.

[@Schnort]

Personally, I make the distinction between sex and gender. Female and male are two of the sexes, girl and boy are two of the genders.

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

@@Schnort that's specifically if you're referring to biology and psychology respectively

[@MattTheCommenter]

I've got into arguments of this before but I also call men males lmao I do both

[@feelshowdy]

"If you keep saying you're a lesbian, men won't want to date you." This is NOT true. Some men will tell women they know are lesbians that they can "turn them straight" and continue to make advances. It's really something 😐

[@eliserss9179]

this happened to me like 3 times when i identified as a lesbian

[@meaux7274]

Ugh that bothers me so much

[@bgschannel9357]

i've legit never seen or heard of something like this. but hey, these days even the wildest things can be real, so who knows lol

[@senhorkorracha]

It's so fucking stupid, they take dating lesbians as a challenge. As if they'd get even straighter if they turned a lesbian woman straight.

[@alpha_9997]

Get a male friend and tell them to msg this guy telling them theyd turn em gay.

[@SecretlyanAndroid]

I’m bisexual and the only thing I’m capable of is struggling

[@cofii-beanie]

As a bisexual I relate to this

[@laria5049]

As a bi, I felt that

[@RUST_W0RKS]

Felt

[@Ruby...X]

As a fellow bisexual woman, i totally agree.

[@prasanthkumar3982]

as a bi nb, me relates

[@voidlessvoid6206]

I only learned recently that kwite was bisexual and him saying that in a video he was bisexual was kinda startling almost. I don't know how it took me years of being subbed to him for me to find out lmao

[@YUNICAT49]

I guess I missed that part/video haha I haven’t been subbed quite as long but that’s interesting

[@voidlessvoid6206]

@@YUNICAT49 it was at the beginning. He said something along the lines of "we all know that I play for both teams" I knew before the video but still lol

[@Savannah_831]

I remember he brought it up once before saying "men are hot but also... tits!" but i forget which video it was

[@Savannah_831]

@@YUNICAT49 0:22

[@callizto1964]

Ikr

[@BoogerFart956]

I love how he talks about strait people like they are a minority. I don’t know why, it is just kinda funny to me.

[@dniymlol8765]

now adays they are

[@GayLuigi333]

@@dniymlol8765 no?

[@LoserZe]

Ah yes strait

[@aidengaming5999]

The Bass Strait

[@whereiswilloww]

@@dniymlol8765 around 80% percent of the world is heterosexual. people are literally sentenced to LIFE IN PRISON for being gay in some countries. straight people havent needed to fight for their lives just to be able to love who they love. straight people are not a minority.

[@MrGemHunter]

As a Gay, I would like to formally accept "Hotcock" into the culture, thank you

[@samikobayashi3468]

Why does it sound like a Grindr username that a DL married guy would use 😭

[@lerandomowl4093]

Definitely, I 100% agree

[@ak5659]

It sounds to good to ignore but I'm not sure where, when, or how I'd want to use it.

[@Lineproof]

Man separating us into groups is not the way to normalise something. This is why we are unable to eradicate racism, homophobia etc. We find it impossible to stop grouping things.

[@alis.b.4631]

​@theorb519 we will all collectively start saying hotcock

[@ABR48YT]

As a non-straight person, I can say I’m doing just fine

[@cloudymayweather8564]

As a aromatic asexual I am living my best life alone 😌 Edit: Single handedly started a war with this comment wow

[@mwebb8434]

Could of just said gay 😂

[@mothman8300]

@@mwebb8434 there are plenty of non straight things that other than being gay

[@kahlistra5408]

@@mwebb8434 gay isn't the only non-straight

[@Lol-ik8xm]

As a straight, white boy, I am very not good

[@lucaswickmansound]

Being a straight guy with a bi girlfriend is actually really fun because I get so much more tea and you grow as a person hearing more LGBT stories

[@skyco5395]

also lgbt stories are WILD bc the dating scene in LGBT spaces is really bad

[@pablopereyra7126]

@@skyco5395 I don't know anything about dating, so when I read "the LGBT dating scene is really bad" I thought "oh no the gay economy will never recover from this"

[@plague_doctor0237]

@@skyco5395 honestly yeah, i've heard some messed up shit from my friends, they've had pretty bad experiences that i'm absolutely not going to tell, because I want to respect their privacy, and also it's their personal life, and it should be nobody's business

[@yoshiking6027]

@@pablopereyra7126 when the gay stocks drop 10%

[@zynstein]

@@yoshiking6027 Well there goes my life savings... damn it.

[@GucciPucciMIH]

As a JoJo fan I don’t relate that much to straight people

[@d_ant34_exe38]

I, teenage dio agree, flawless instincts my friend

[@Radiosilenced]

Bro same, Speedwagon best girl

[@Radiosilenced]

@The Stranger lmao

[@timceuppens6382]

which jojo? both are gay but still

[@timceuppens6382]

nevermind i just saw your pfp

[@NekoEchoflower]

9:28 Fun fact: There is a short Norwegian movie skit where a group of teens played gay chicken. Two guys were dared to be together, then there is a montage of their whole relationship. They dated, got married, adopted a kid. Then there was an emotional scene in the hospital, where the guy said his final goodbye and passed away Then the other guy started laughing and yelling "Haha I win!" And danced out of the hospital Norwegians are something else

[@Letsjustnot9597]

Pffft- do you remember what was called?

[@dignityworks_animates5775]

Tell me the name pleaseeeeee

[@NekoEchoflower]

@@dignityworks_animates5775 found it kzbin.info/www/bejne/n37EXqmgrNx-lZY

[@NekoEchoflower]

@@Letsjustnot9597 Pinging u too bcs you wanted it

[@samikobayashi3468]

Hey!! It was called Kollektivet: Gay Chicken

[@pat1064]

Just because I'm straight doesn't mean I'm not gay

[@darkcadk]

exactly

[@realcoolcreepergamer2464]

what

[@hopeofsaya]

bro exactly

[@tempurashrimp9917]

Don't get how people don't understand this simple statement

[@hopeofsaya]

@Raqeeb Harun no it isnt shhdhshdh

[@raynegallaher7661]

The "male sons and female daughters" thing was probably meant as "I want my children to not be trans". But that still kinda doesn't work because if he has a "son" and she turns out to be a trans girl, he's still definitely going to consider her his "male son", so technically he got what he wanted

[@hypefogg9790]

No shit?

[@rocklee7737]

When it comes to homophobes/transphobes and basic logic, there is no overlap.

[@realcoolcreepergamer2464]

@@rocklee7737 wym, their practically the same thing

[@australiankappa8123]

@@realcoolcreepergamer2464 what? homophobia and transphobia is not basic logic, if you didnt read that properly i understand

[@rocklee7737]

@@australiankappa8123 I wouldn't take a trollge pfp user seriously if I were you.

[@sidneymartinez5285]

As a person coming out as trans and pansexual about to get kicked out, I’m doing pretty good

[@voodoo5553]

i hope everything will work out for u bestie

[@MariaFlores-ws4io]

Hope Things will get better, wishin for you to come out ok

[@Lol-zc1vd]

good

[@pug6389]

Yo same

[@dougfanclubmaster6669]

don't come out if it puts you in a dangerous situation, stay safe

[@gdaymates431]

As a lesbian, I've lost count of the amount of men I've encountered in my life that said "yeah, well, maybe if you slept with me you wouldn't be gay." So, now I just don't hang out with hetro men anymore. Life has been incredibly peaceful since.

[@lilbagel456]

It's so funny to me how the different flavors of queer people relate to straight people. Lesbians like women, and the straight guys are like "Rad, we both like chicks!" And then, the 6ft lesbian goth mommy bends over to high five Daniel. And gay guys can relate to the ladies with boy talk, and they generally have an unproblematic friendship. The critical difference between the two being, the straight guy still thinks he'll get to sleep with the lesbian.

[@SergeDuka]

Tell them they just haven't met a man who would turn them gay. 😂

[@flaviasomarriba6555]

relatable, only for me it was when explained I was asexual (no sexual attraction), gosh I heard the "How could you know without trying" but simultaneously "if you've had sex then you aren't", "I could change you" with big rapey vibes and nice ones like "do you have daddy issues" or "were you raped as a child" told IN MY FACE IN PUBLIC?? the audacity of straight allo's is -insane-

[@dinnerlord65]

Tbh I didn’t think there was such thing as heterophobia… don’t do that. That’s mean

[@joscheel1896]

I know this is a little stupid but I will never not be excited when a creator states that they're bi. As a fellow bisexual attracted to all genders but never getting laid by anyone of them, nice to have you with us, Kwite.

[@justaspiral13]

Finally some representation that i can relate to 😒

[@Minceraft69]

It's refreshing to have some non-minecraft-youtuber bi rep for a change. I was starting to think minecraft players were the only bi people

[@felix.mp3639]

@@Minceraft69 who are these bi Minecraft people cuz I haven’t heard of any yet

[@Minceraft69]

@@felix.mp3639 Off the top of my head tapL, illumina, billzo, eret, cyberonix, badlinu, karakorvus, sqaishey and LDshadowlady. captainpuffy, nihachu, krtzyy, and bearbubb are pan. There are a bunch of others who play mc sometimes but not often enough for them to be classed as 'minecraft youtubers'

[@clarascats1365]

@@Minceraft69 lol I’m sorry but it’s Sqaishey

[@springtrapsmainman6674]

as a person who was birthed out of a straight person im doing pretty well for myself. edit: I'm a little fruity and I have god as my emergency contact so I think he's cool w/ it edit2: guys... the homophobes won... i changed my pfp to the man behind the slaughter 🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇 edit 3: I'm still gay tho edit 4: the old pfp was Ali from squid game, with a nonbinary and pansexual flag around it. I'm actually Trans FTM, Bi, and Aroace LOL edit 5: Aroace SPECTRUM. sorry i didn't add that last time loooool

[@papayadoodlez9994]

My dad Is Bye-sexual

[@Randomhuman7]

@NIHILISM101 Ah yes B Y S E X U A L

[@toxiwashere]

@The Stranger how messed up, unsubbing rn

[@A_Toaster]

@The Stranger based?

[@A_Toaster]

@The Stranger your uncle

[@AKA253]

As much as I understand the issue with gender reveals, but nothing will ever top that reveal video where they popped an empty balloon and the grandma pulls off her wig to show off blue hair for the reveal

[@Luna-ne3dq]

That's how gender reveals are done, not much mess, no danger, and a twist to the regular balloon popping

[@eilir_adron]

It's kind of to the point where i hate gender reveals, but that sounds amazing I mean as long as they don't try to destroy the continent, then sure go have fun

[@Alina_Schmidt]

@@Luna-ne3dq This sounds like gender reveal parties are something to be done… at all? That doesn‘t make any sence. It‘s about little babys who cannot even talk.

[@usernameisusernam]

I honestly don't get the problem with gender reveals

[@eilir_adron]

@@usernameisusernam it's not that there's anything wrong with them, it's that some people will go absolutely ballistic and destroy anything in a 20 mile radius with pink and blue extravaganzas, which has kinda ruined it for everyone

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

We played "gay chicken" in college too, but we never went further than just flirting and innuendos. Props to US Marines for going all the way. Like true men

[@friendly-1ntrovert865]

One thing that confuses me is the double standard some men have where they want a pure, virgin gf who never even thought of anything sexual, yet want the same girl to perform sexual activities with them without hesitation. Sex seems to mainly be something that women are used for rather than something they can enjoy just as much as their partner.

[@Alina_Schmidt]

That‘s what I would call (hetero)sexism.

[@tomasfong40]

thats just being sexist. most people arent like this

[@friendly-1ntrovert865]

@@tomasfong40 Yeah, not everyone is like this. But there are still a lot of people who are, sadly. It does seem like a minority though

[@CNYKnifeNerd]

Man brain big

[@bgschannel9357]

i'm betting 2 bucks those same people failed at least one class in their school life.

[@hi-rh9cq]

kwite is the bi icon we needed💪💪

[@pgdaddy29]

I dont think a pair of glasses a mask and a hoodie would be the best icon

[@hi-rh9cq]

@@pgdaddy29 ay we can't be picky

[@jaddee4273]

@@pgdaddy29 nah it’s a perfect icon

[@slightlywormy6089]

Bicon if you will

[@tiredasexual_8334]

@@slightlywormy6089 Bidol, if you consider

[@p3el_]

As someone who's attractive to the opposite sex. I am, indeed, not not struggling.

[@ImposterTheory]

Sad to find out you like kwite too

[@dudu28r81]

As someone who's trans and attracted to any gender i can indeed say everyone is going crazy, not just you

[@goodluckgorsky3413]

@@ImposterTheory Why,

[@dudu28r81]

@ShaisPas i'm kidding bruh

[@Notkryo]

Such a chad that they aren't even attracted to the opposite gender, literally *attractive* to the opposite gender 100% of the time.

[@cartooncrazy1438]

I like to imagine that Steve wasn't ignorant about the existence of gays and instead just jealous that some other guy than him was called "babe"

[@strictlydonotcare2421]

As a bi girl, the best way to partially unstruggle is to take a deep breath and eat 1/4 of a bag of shredded cheese

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

The more your intake of shredded cheese grows in ratio to any other substances you consume, the less heterosexual you become

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

@@SmellinDSyrup yeah it's called cheese

[@pastelskulls]

Ow, you didn't need to call me out like this-

[@forgotabouteli272]

oh my god shredded cheese so true

[@harperthegreat]

Most relatable thing I've heard all day

[@rexthelegend3180]

As a non-straight, I can safely say that I am in immense peril and distress.

[@bgschannel9357]

As a straight™(pvt. lmtd.), i can say that i too am in struggle and that my thoughts and prayers are with you, my fellow [REDACTED] being.

[@Lineproof]

Solve the peril!

[@StartOfTheYear]

As a lesbian, I’m struggling too.

[@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757]

Fuck it, we're all struggling.

[@liviwaslost]

@@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757 true

[@ash9705]

me too,me too

[@krampus6402]

As a gay man, struggling is all i know

[@krampus6402]

@@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757 fuckin oath

[@stephenpaul668]

I love the “on ur gay days” thing. Like imagine if bisexuals literally would wake up and be like “I’m into men today” or “I’m into women today” correct me if I’m wrong but that seems like an entirely different sexuality

[@atocanboi409]

for some people it is like that, it depends pretty sure the person who wrote that comment didn't actually know about it and just said random bullshit but a broken clock is right twice a day I guess

[@elinbird00]

Lmao thats hilarious 😆

[@AGoofyJester]

Abro?

[@yeet1066]

It's like the menstrual cycle, every 28 days you're into men for 5-7 days

[@amadwolf9758]

@@atocanboi409 there is literally something called abrosexual (me) where your sexuality is fluid

[@queenro42]

I tried saying "Kwite's bi!" But ended up thinking "gay" at the same time and said "Kwite's bae!" and could not agree more lmao

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

Pffffff, I might not _agree_ necessarily. But I don't _disagreed_

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

@@Echo_the_half_glitch he IS 100%!

[@luissantiagomijareso.2450]

@@Echo_the_half_glitch minor spelling mistake, I win.

[@beyond_voided5097]

As a straight person, I can say that I am indeed struggling, all my other friends are gay and I can't relate to their problems.

[@silashurd3597]

Uh huh

[@MissAmayacorn.]

@Le Étranger Suuuuuuuuuure.

[@krampus6402]

Unlucky

[@lucidhighway4403]

You don't need to relate, being there for your friends to give them support and know they have you is much more important imo and im sure they appreciate you a lot!

[@palomaelegante]

Yeah i'm straight and i hate when i'm

[@corneliusbinklefredickbear9936]

As a straight man, i am indeed struggling, not because of my sexuality I'm just sad

[@thecultofdionysus7619]

What happened bro? Bad day/week?

[@toniotrussardi8126]

same bro

[@snowyhudson975]

i'm choosing to comment on yours only coz it's here and convenient. this "as a straight man" crap is tired. you're not struggling coz your straight. let it go.

[@OLIVERGAMINGFUNNY]

same my man

[@jazzpear8877]

Just goes to show that heteronormativity and patriarchy hurt nearly everyone, including those also benefiting from it.

[@samikobayashi3468]

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why some people will almost immediately defend both when their flaws are pointed out-ALMOST always when done by women and/or queer people-but then turn around and complain about those very same flaws that they too experience! Like, hello! We’re trying to stop you from having to suffer from the exact same system!

[@bgschannel9357]

@@samikobayashi3468 breaking news - people don't like to listen about their own faults from other people. this goes for anyone, straight or not, human or not.

[@N.I.A23]

Batriarchy is a human nature. God programed us to treat women poorly. Besides, 99% of the time the cows asked for it.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@bgschannel9357 I just wanna know what your source is on that last bit... what non humans have you been chatting with recently

[@andreyoga3958]

This really reminds me of my discussion the other day with my relatives. They knew their current system and some tradition as well are hurting them. And then when I asked " if you and other people actually know it hurts you all, why did you still do that?". They answered " It's a norm. If I didn't do it then what other people would say?" Well, turns out the answer is really simple and yet as stupid as it might sound, human do care about what others say and being in the "same" stream means ensuring your own "safety".

[@sugarcubethecreator2971]

This guy is epic

[@spid5848]

@The Stranger riiiiight ok

[@flashierwheel9279]

@The Stranger dam you trolled me good job

[@muhahahahha]

Pro tip on gathering gay besties: be gay. We just assemble around you.

[@foxglove-woods]

Alternatively, be straight and in a drama class

[@snowyhudson975]

@oliver NO! it's NOT true! not true at all. join gay groups. do meetups. put yourself out there. be seen, be known. be nice. even be kind. no other way to get any besties, let alone gay ones--gay besties are HARD to find in most places. unless you're in a big city, you have to really do some work. it IS worth it, though. just expect to be disappointed most of the time. i liken the process of becoming part of a group of friends to a job search. except the only skill required is to be able to encourage others. encouraging others is the fastest way to being liked and wanted and accepted.

[@fig_flop]

@@snowyhudson975 wtf happened

[@The_Rat_Qu3n3]

Lmao that's true. We lgtbq+ people kinda just act like magnets in a platonic way and form a whole entire neighborhood of us.

[@moon_wei]

Just cause my parents are straight doesn't mean I'm also straight 🥰

[@brookey4625]

What

[@isappycracks]

i gonna report you for our good china for fake news your name is saying a lot of fake news

[@beidoumimujer7783]

Average Chuu enjoyer saying

[@krampus6402]

@@isappycracks +100 social credit

[@moon_wei]

@@isappycracks NOOOOOOO

[@teenietinytony]

when i was in my first gay relationship (i was 13) i came out to a family friend and he told me to leave my partner, find a rich man, marry him and have his children to fulfill my actual purpose on this planet. so yea, i don't think the straights™ are doing so good.

[@unpaidintern6652]

In this economy? Most certainly not

[@username5741]

As a cisn't and bi person with an entirely cishet family... I can confirm, they're *not* ok

[@handlename88]

As a straight person, I can indeed confirm alot of us are not ok

[@isappycracks]

as a straight person i gotta say we are all fucked

[@deuscaritasest7518]

Lmao cisn't, imma start using that for myself

[@isappycracks]

@@deuscaritasest7518 cisn't sound like a war crime that i did i think i did ever war crime known to mankind

[@usernameisusernam]

As another cisnt bi person I agree

[@f1yboy649]

As a straight person I can say this vid is 100% true

[@kindaquit4823]

@Jimmy Littleton are you shitting me

[@watthebloodyhellwhydoihave8596]

@Jimmy Littleton NO WAY BRO 😵😭😤

[@silashurd3597]

STRAIGHT FOR LIFE

[@GimOA]

I prefer get called out as normies or my name in general, instead of straights or cisgender. Which is a dumb option to begin with.

[@arcane5534]

straight? i prefer the term “normal”

[@jojoiskindasus]

I know it’s them making jokes about straight people but it genuinely means a lot for someone like Kwite to just not care about what others think of their sexuality.

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

I REALLY don't understand the "I'm unwillingly married to you" cake toppers. Like, if you dont want to marry them don't. And if you do marry them, why to weird decorations?!

[@Matt_Fields_29]

I'm a straight guy but I kinda suspect that people being at least a little bit bi or pan is way more normal than 20th century society taught us. I'm convinced sexuality is a whole spectrum, and the more society backs off from stigmatizing different sexualities, things will be more like what we read about ancient Greece or Rome.

[@Alina_Schmidt]

I rather wouldn‘t want to live in a society which keeps slaves, doesn‘t give rights to people deemed women and which is that overtly religious

[@Matt_Fields_29]

@@Alina_Schmidt you completely missed the point

[@forgotabouteli272]

@@Alina_Schmidt literally what the fuck 💀

[@samikobayashi3468]

@@Alina_Schmidt You know damn well that they were talking about today’s heteronormativity being greatly diminished, leading to the normalisation and acceptance of people exploring or expressing their sexualities and orientations deviating from cishet. Stop trying to create drama where it wasn’t needed

[@samikobayashi3468]

@@Alina_Schmidt And I don’t even understand why you’d use THOSE points as being non-negotiable when all of those still happen today???

[@dee_is_tired]

haven't even started this video properly but i know it's gonna be funny as shit

[@A_Toaster]

@Jimmy Littleton POG

[@cakeypaws]

@Jimmy Littleton tell us what he said then 💀 ain’t clicking a random link bruh

[@nighpaw4651]

5:06 I fucking love that those 2 replies have the EXACT same number except one is upvotes and one is downvotes

[@casperrrrrj]

dude finding out ur bi was such a confidence boost for me as a bi person hllo I'm so glad fellow bicycles are able to have as big a platform as u do keep up the good work king

[@snowyhudson975]

"Bi." It's in the word. Two. Not more than two. Expressions are all over the map. But not biology. I respect the reality of both.

[@casperrrrrj]

@@snowyhudson975 who tf talking to you

[@Imidentifiednow]

​@@snowyhudson975bisexuality is the attraction to two, OR MORE genders, not just two, Google it doofus

[@Man-I-Love-Frogs]

​@@snowyhudson975 Bro is shadowing boxing with words

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

People who are bi are “bisexuals,” not “bicycles”

[@iLuvEldi]

as a straight person, I'm really struggling.

[@catching.rainbows]

6:18 “Your homosexuals will make a fine addiction to my collection”

[@revilno]

I imagine she walks around like gollum and picks gay people up

[@medallion2836]

"If you keep saying you're lesbian, men won't want to date you" He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

[@SuperInconspicuous]

I'm straight (I think I don't really know cause I haven't had a crush on anyone yet or liked anyone to the point of it defining my sexuality) and my ENTIRE family thinks I'm a lesbian so that's fun. I joke about it all the time, one time I pointed to this random girl from another school on a field trip and said "Ooh, she's cute." To my sister and less then half and hour later she asked me out. Horrible timing but I did decline for the fact that I didn't know her and wasn't looking for a relationship. My family has actually asked me to stop joking about it cause they can't tell the difference because my voice is so monotone. 😀

[@flyingdart9819]

The trickster

[@Kaii0916]

You could be asexual?

[@SuperInconspicuous]

@@Kaii0916 I've thought about it but I want to be with somone, I don't want to be alone and I want to share feelings with somone.

[@Kaii0916]

@@SuperInconspicuous i see well you also don’t have to name your sexuality

[@elinbird00]

Me and my friends (were both girls) pretend to flirt and everyone asks me if I’m a lesbian. I think I might be bisexual tho lol 😆

[@TT.Alcoholiq.r6]

Kwites voice is very soothing to sleep to

[@haveagreatlife829]

This is satire

[@omw2cry]

that's kind of a backhanded compliment

[@mariahdejesus162]

@bozo

[@samikobayashi3468]

@@omw2cry I don’t think it’s necessarily backhanded. I have a number of issues falling asleep (it’s extremely difficult for me to shut my mind off and stop being anxious long enough for me to relax and fall asleep), so anything that can help that process is SO gratefully appreciated. I have a few different channels that I’m subscribed to just because they have soothing personalities/voices/both. I think that it’s only backhanded if you try to read into it with pessimistic intent rather than giving the benefit of the doubt.

[@omw2cry]

@@samikobayashi3468 forgive me for the misunderstanding, but i meant to say it like this; "it sounds like a backhanded compliment". i know that it isn't one at all, but i thought it's funny to sound like one that's why i wrote that comment. nothing serious, i know they enjoy kwite's content 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@marsinvirgo]

as a fruity individual, id say im doing great. my straight friends however, are indeed struggling. their words not mine /hj

[@craighendricks828]

@@isappycracks what?

[@yahkimicki236]

@@isappycracks man just said black gay "person" like we wouldnt think it was a troll.

[@yahkimicki236]

@@isappycracks muahaha my genius is unrivaled

[@SUPERSMASHTV177O13]

@@isappycracks do you live under a bridge

[@birchbarks550]

I was just gonna say "i love that the entire LGBT community flocked to this video" but then i realized that that's just his normal commentsection

[@Lonely-Bear]

I mean same thing when Unus Annus was around lol, I recently went to one of Eef’s shows, and it was basically all the LGBTQ+ people plus our parents

[@lennartstockl5826]

6:28 I am german and I have heard that in a VERY different context.

[@ittselli3245]

made me laugh way too much

[@elik0]

If i had a nickel for every time a baby gender reveal party caused a fire, i'd have 10 cents, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

[@cubic8241]

W h a t

[@Imidentifiednow]

​@@cubic8241Phineas and ferb reference

[@oliveriguess7906]

*slowly increases speed so eventually it sounds like Kwite is saying a disclaimer at the end of a commercial*

[@DigitalMaeMae]

The one about the girl collecting gays sent me into a laughing fit. Maybe it's just cuz it's midngiht and I should sleep but still. Like bruh if you wanna collect gays, just install a gacha game, end up headcanoning all the characters as gay, and go bankrupt trying to get them to come home. Easy!

[@samikobayashi3468]

Or play Sims and enact gay chaos

[@00RaveRat]

Ok but Kwite is an absolute Bicon Like I'd love him to represent the bisexual community any day

[@null7493]

Thank you kwite for being a LGBTQ icon

[@Breidablik06]

7:02 Hell no it isn’t. It I impossible for us LGBTQ+ folk to sit comfortably

[@itsisabel420]

Most people have collections of figurines or Pokémon cards, but creepy straight girls? They have collections of gay men.

[@iz_bizz2010]

9:50 my parents had a cake topper like this, they still have it, and the weirdest parts? They're still married, AND ONE TRANSITIONED FROM MAKE TO FEMALE SO THEY AREN'T EVEN STRAIGHT 💀💀💀 Edit: the parents of the one who was already a girl when they got married picked out the topper

[@gold571]

Was the other already out or did they find out very rapidly they were bi

[@iz_bizz2010]

@@gold571 they have been married for more than 10 years so it wasnt very rapidly but they are both pan and poly lol

[@gold571]

@@iz_bizz2010 cool

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@iz_bizz2010 ooo

[@Sinx-Ce]

Btw Trans ppl can be straight because straight is for people that aren't gay/bi/ace etc..

[@lauramoons823]

The reflection in your glasses is so funny. Just the white screens look like pupils and it looks funky and I can’t unsee

[@tobywood9156]

kwite calling a lazy boy chair a "lazy susan" just hits different

[@samikobayashi3468]

I don’t know if I’m talking about the right thing but isn’t a lazy Susan that rotating thing that you put like seasonings and stuff on?

[@tobywood9156]

@@samikobayashi3468 rotating thing you keep on a table for yes seasonings but also food so you can spin it instead of trying to reach or ask for something to be passed over

[@-maineyedcaptain-3784]

this video reminded me of the time when me and my friend walked into a gender reveal, stayed to watch what it was while the other people watching (including us) where confused because literally the gender was told in a game of tik-tac-to, grabbed some pizza and left. I can't make this shit up, gender reveals are nuts man

[@sasswonfp8346]

My boyfriend calls me hotcock and it is simultaneously extremely funny and the most psychic damage capable by one human in a single 2 second long interaction

[@Man-I-Love-Frogs]

Mine called me slurs, it's okay we're besties anyway

[@Sick-cada]

As a straight person, i am embarrassed to be affiliated with these people Edit: umm, I guess I forgor about this video and my comment. Just found it again. So uh, guess who isn't straight anymore?

[@justaguywhhahs1412]

Plot twist

[@draw_with_fin1834]

3:15 one of my favourite movies when I was a bit younger was Zootopia. I’m scared

[@CupOfThea97]

i'm very not straight, not cis either. and my family is still accepting of me. still got my youngest brother left to come out to tho, so we'll see how that goes

[@mastercreeperlord6247]

good luck hope it all goes good (:

[@gold571]

Kids are usually pretty chill about lgbt. I remember my mom telling me she was bi, and I literally just was like “ok cool can i keep playing my ds now”

[@CupOfThea97]

@@gold571 oh my youngest brother is 19 lol. but I have told him, and he didn't say anything negative. but he doesn't fully understand either haha

[@gold571]

@@CupOfThea97 ah, ok. I misinterpreted younger brother. Anyways, cool that he (somewhat) accepts you.

[@CupOfThea97]

@@gold571 no worries! and yeah. I think he and most of the others in my family just need some time to get used to it 😆

[@aroqueen5213]

I was watching this at like 3 am and then my earbuds disconnected right at the moment he said: " people are gay, Steve" and it was so loud, I'm lucky to still be alive because my mom would have killed me if she wasn't such a heavy sleeper

[@grayissupertired5970]

“Men R HOT.” -kwite, 2021 Love it. So inspirational. (0:32)

[@loobly]

7:20 isn't the green m&m trans lol honestly we love our sexy transfem representation in candy media

[@MsGj_Edits]

no i think shes lesbian

[@gamingwhen134]

@@MsGj_Edits she is both

[@kettle9416]

@@MsGj_Edits she's both

[@mysocksarewet]

Both is good.

[@Alexa-Raine]

I feel bad for people who think "sexy" is anything that can be associated with an m&m character. 😟 What, gloves and boots, lips and lashes = "sexy" AND THAT'S IT! 😂😅 it doesn't even have curves, it has 1 curve. 🤣🤣

[@toothfairy10133]

4:08 my computer audio started glitching on the word "lesbian" just like, im sure, this dude's brain did

[@Nesdac-k1l]

why are you messaging me. do i know you?

[@collectmyhandles]

​@@Nesdac-k1lare ok? do you have brain damage?

[@collectmyhandles]

​@@Nesdac-k1lwho are you

[@OfStarrySkiesandFireflies]

0:50 Reminds me of the time when i was sitting at the lunch table with a few of my friends at school, and i mentioned i had a half brother (which very few knew). One of the girls sitting next to me turned to me with a shocked face and went, “You have a _boy_ brother?” (Since everyone knew i had two sisters, and assumed i had no brother). To which i responded, “no kylie, i have a girl brother.”

[@Sheel443]

dude i wanna see those pokémon collector girls come across a lesbian. Watch them suddenly become “not homophobic but doesn’t like them”

[@lannobile7260]

Occasionally, I'll call somebody "Honey" in an argument when I'm trying to make a point. Its not because I'm gay, its because I grew up around a lot of sassy black ladies... I even get the accent when I really get going. Its not something I can control though and really only happens under certain circumstances. Its funny to see peoples reactions to it, especially when my voice goes up several octaves and my body language becomes that of a sassy teen girl. Really catches them off guard.

[@eilir_adron]

Omg that sounds hilarious

[@Alina_Schmidt]

Isn‘t that quite a stereotype for Black women? Not that cool.

[@lannobile7260]

@@Alina_Schmidt Tell that to all the middle aged black women I got it from. I literally have no idea how it happened but I can gossip with the best of them, falling into the exact same patterns they use... Also, they're my relatives. Aunts, Great Aunts and even my Grandma. I think there is a cousin or two in there as well. I was just very susceptive to accents and dialects growing up for whatever reason and have like over half a dozen that activate during certain contexts. Be great if I could use them at will, but something about trying to force them makes me stumble my words a lot and I end up just reverting to my default dialect; which is like a combination Southern Drawl, Silicon Valley, Surfer Bro and New Age Stoner with some Nerd Culture thrown in for good measure... Like I said, very receptive to accents and dialects. And yes, I do indeed say Y'all and Dude a lot with gratuitous usage of words like Like and Awesome, and the occasional anime or internet buzzword thrown in...

[@bgschannel9357]

@@lannobile7260 i like how you explained it so well.

[@whoamu.8439]

As gay male I can tell that sometimes straight people are extremely cute when they don't know about gay stuff .

[@isappycracks]

how in the name of the 10 oblivions can a women be gay? like that would just be normal

[@inkarnation6512]

@@isappycracks w h a t ?

[@isappycracks]

@@inkarnation6512 how

[@whoamu.8439]

@@isappycracks Gay women . It's another form of referring to lesbians. Gay is a universal word. Homosexual is a gay male Lesbian a gay woman. This is literally simple English language.

[@pandaragons6388]

@@whoamu.8439 woman can also be homosexual, it's not just a word for men

[@allycatg9000]

7:30 there’s this old man who comes into my work, and says things like that when ever a boy in my department is dishing up his food, and I’m around. But if I’m working and dishing up his food... he makes some rascit joke about “Indians” or some crap 😡

[@Galactic_15]

As a bisexual it makes me happy to know that Kwite is bi

[@xtaniwhax9655]

Kwite is text book Chaotic Bisexual He's the gayest straight and the straightest gay

[@AGuyYouMostLikelyDontKnow]

9:00 Dude sounds like he wasn't ex-marine but ex-navy.

[@gaminggeckos4388]

6:03 Huh? Nah, it comes off more as "She can't be bothered to be around a straight person, and would only want to be with this person on his 'gay days.'"

[@funnyfirefishfan]

I'm bisexual, and I can say my week isn't split up into "Straight days" and "Gay days". I like both, all the time

[@Lasminey]

as a subspecies skin walker i can confirm, they are indeed struggling

[@GottaBGlitches]

No, I want 1 "female son" and 1 "male daughter"

[@Vlol7777]

8:35 the way he kwite read it made it 100X funnier lmao

[@doopndoo7365]

9:30 omg this made me remember my nan married my pop and before i was born he passed (they raised 3 kids together) and then my nan goes ahead and says "yeah i always somewhat thought i was a lesbian"

[@shori200]

This is great timing wtf. I just typed in a gc that I was bored right as I got this notification.

[@SoHT_]

1:48 the person who censored the name in the pic is so amazing

[@Reqwuer]

I went to an eye doctor yesterday and my eyes are... Fine

[@stupiderandunnecessarier]

As someone whose father side's bloodline decided to have the whole family have fucked up eyes, I wish he told me the same

[@Reqwuer]

@@stupiderandunnecessarier Damn, thats sad..

[@stupiderandunnecessarier]

@@Reqwuer nah, its really just astigmatism and all around poor long distance vision, glasses exist it is scary how everyone on my dads side have bad sight but that's beyond my biology knowledge

[@Reqwuer]

@@stupiderandunnecessarier Alright then

[@HarryStikers]

Good for you bestie

[@Windrider784]

As a demon man I'm so glad you stood up against the women trying to "fix" us.

[@zealot8862]

Being bi and single is like playing cross platform and not finding a lobby, us straight people get excuses

[@HarryStikers]

Oh fuck why are you right lmao

[@sirmoist1627]

Actual big brain energy from this man right here

[@Imidentifiednow]

Being pansexual is that times ten bc we don't care what gender you are, and still don't get any bitches

[@biglobster4726]

Kwite, horns don’t have nerves in them. If you rip of horns they just grow back, like teeth. Should rephrase that, teeth don’t always grow back, but you get what I mean.

[@samikobayashi3468]

Maybe YOUR teeth don’t always grow back

[@samikobayashi3468]

But mine do 💅✨

[@biglobster4726]

@@samikobayashi3468 great! Could you send me some monthly they taste great.

[@ineverreply6372]

Theyre more like fingernails

[@nimhfinitepossibilities7609]

Horns have nerves and blood vessels. You're thinking ANTLERS, which also have blood vessels, but ones that detract, shrink, and die off for shedding season.

[@Nakia11798]

Kwite, if you keep following recipes, you'll eventually become a decent cook. Don't worry about being bad at it, it's not easy

[@icel8828]

8:13 Me. Who lives in Oregon: how could I forget?

[@wahatda8944]

0:01 No. Also you do be ahead of fashion before covid lockdowns started.

[@unfortunate2842]

I swear to God some people clicking is as fast as the speed of light

[@cosmicspacething3474]

5:49 Plot twist: they didn’t mean to add the s it was a typo

[@TailsK1nnie_help]

3:39 I CANT EVEN ESCAPE SONIC ON FUCKING KWITE’S CHANNEL