Straight Pride Parade: Marching for the "Oppressed Majority"

[@damianbocanegra2710]

I just came here to watch the whole scene with the guy in the shark suit

[@momotaro__]

The guys reply is also good

[@happy_nanami3310]

Bro same

[@mlg_luverboy3054]

Time stamppp

[@damianbocanegra2710]

MLG_LUVERBOY 2:59

[@jeremyclarkson9944]

Same la

[@Moarz0rz]

"Is it obviously a joke?" She asks the dude dressed up like a shark.

[@beefortebrea9386]

"Yes." 🐟🤣

[@leogabriele8322]

Without hesitation “YES”

[@jonathanh.2483]

yes

[@ghostie4615]

Have you seen me? look up left shark

[@nab1060]

luci fer Yes.

[@GenericUserYTube]

"... Everyones lives matter except for socialists" -Shark Guy

[@paris5410]

*Nazi-style political repression has entered the chat.*

[@iandavis8653]

Paris 54 ?

[@glitz2760]

@@paris5410 a God among men

[@paris5410]

@lel_Ian “it is perfectly fine to put people who don’t agree with my political ideas in concentration camps or just shoot them”. Could have been Stalin also to be honest. In fact the Communists did persecute the moderate-er socialists.

[@meow-mx4xy]

Communism for ever

[@codyy77]

i recommend to anyone reading this to go and read the book called unleashing pride: from closet to unstoppable

[@suicunesquad]

Nah

[@Ozdeghost]

Why

[@gracecalis5421]

"Is it obviously a joke?" She says to the man wearing a shark mascot suit.

[@chip3003]

I thought this was a complete joke......Until I saw the meme with the person in the pool poring water over their head

[@rockybalboa6514]

I see the point in how someone think it's funny to make a straight parade. But if they would start thinking a bit outside the box, they would see that it's just stupid. It's like men would start a parade about their "opressed" rights. Let's see how the women taking part in this parade, would react, lol.

[@yourbuddy2525]

Rocky Balboa if you’ve every seen a men rights parade you would see how hostile feminists are to them

[@chip3003]

@@yourbuddy2525 There should be an EQUALITY parade for all. But also you do know that men can be feminist to right?

[@DEATH_ANGEL1178]

It is a joke

[@zydian_]

This is the most 2019 thing I've seen.

[@R3l3ntl3sss]

Defines the last few years even

[@fabeli136]

What about Greta?

[@Narrowcros]

people get upset over anything nowadays

[@pablodrescher-flores9884]

Ah, so true

[@shaggykun712]

@NEGUS MBARKA I agree they should have been more serious because is a serious matter but bruh why the hate against the gays , love is love no matter what. There not chumps cause they love somebody. But thats just my opinion.

[@hasanusmani8119]

They literally have Donald trump dressed up as Donald Duck in one one of the pic how is it not a joke

[@stupidstar4265]

Uh, i'm sorry, Trump the duck is not a joke, i'm actually going to call the police rn

[@hasanusmani8119]

Star 😂

[@PlutoIsntReal_]

Bro that entire event looks like a fever dream

[@kudojay1840]

1japanfan everywhere

[@shrimpsnpudding]

@@stupidstar4265 yes we take trump the duck very seriously around here

[@Cool-s5g]

Dad! ''Dad! I need to tell you something important!'' Dad: ''What is it son?'' ''Im straight!'' Dad: ''Im proud..''

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

[@Cool-s5g]

I already do, and I actively DO things to make up for what Ive sinned for.

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@Cool-s5g In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

[@NPWPGG]

​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 you don't seem genuine, a troll i pressume🧐 You don't sound like you care, you sound more like someone who actively wants to give christains a bad name Like pedo priests, cults, and scam artists I can't blindly believe in anything, but its clear that this world is either nothing but random coincidences Or just maybe, all of my suffering will actually be worth something one day On this side or the other👋

[@NPWPGG]

​@@Cool-s5gwhatever the heck, just do your best, be the best you that only you can be, and may you find happiness and success 👋 cya

[@bswift5]

This parade changed my life. I thought everyone was gay and trans. I found straight people like me. It was my great awakening. I came out and I’m loud and straight

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY

[@dynezex5101]

@Descending into chaos hope allah forgives you brother

[@kimberH1005]

You thought everyone was gay and trans? Sure you did. I deleted the rest of my reply to remain civil. Congrats on your 'awakening'.

[@noobplaye1218]

​​​@Descending into chaos My inner crusader wants to beat the heavens out of you and my inner christian wants to forgive you

[@adamant5419]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 God is fiction

[@cezarycichoniec4356]

The shark guy: a hero of the people.

[@facelessvoid9061]

A Chad that we never deserved, but needed

[@ahs8089]

Mr serker lol u are a chad u can’t get a girlfriend or a life

[@sketcj1123]

@@ahs8089 Attacking people to start something just to have something to do because no one cares about you

[@facelessvoid9061]

Yes, a girlfriend can wait, education is more important. And the life that i have is still in development throughout my young years. But sadly no one can have a life, due to this quarantine that everyone is facing now could i?

[@ahs8089]

Blue I have been depressed ever since I am 6 and currently I am 18 so I don’t give the slightest f about u and I am straight

[@FBIagent-tj7hg]

“Is it obviously a joke?” She asks to a man dressed as a shark

[@builtbetter1278]

EXACTLY

[@someguy0204]

So the woman at 5:30 regards it as a joke as well?

[@FBIagent-tj7hg]

Someguy020 look there are always bad people bad cops and bad protesters and just bad people but I don’t see anything wrong with the rally like rare enough but yeah ur right some people are bad

[@junjun71898]

@@someguy0204 huh?

[@rewpertcone8243]

Stolen

[@notOppie]

“Is it obviously a joke?” Ma’am, you are talking to a fucking shark

[@YinAndYang_ii]

Ikr

[@CharlieBrown-zr9wk]

No is not

[@notOppie]

@@CharlieBrown-zr9wk *its

[@potatofungus8770]

@@notOppie *it’s

[@notOppie]

@@potatofungus8770 *It isn’t

[@builtbetter1278]

That shark had answers for everything. He's a Legend

[@kingofstrangeness7014]

Should have Asked him the big things, the all knowing shark will answer

[@samszarzynski7618]

He called the parade and LGBTQ a joke. He is one who has not strayed from God.

[@builtbetter1278]

@@samszarzynski7618 no he didn't call the LGBTQ a joke, only the parade that he's participating in.

[@AE_15x]

@@samszarzynski7618 You have 0 IQ and probably a snowflake Change my mind.

[@nathan9901]

The way he said facebook so quickly killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@The88Cheat]

"Is it a joke?" "Yes." Zero hesitation.

[@munsticop9727]

And it was the shark dude lol

[@annamango6994]

I can't tell if he's serious

[@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414]

@@annamango6994 But he is serious. It is a parody of the Gay Pride. It's full of bitterness and straight petiness.

[@biggestboofer]

@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 the entire point was to see how angry some people would get that's why many of them are wearing costumes and other meme clothing. There are the few that think it's real but the majority of the people there knew it was a meme.

[@_.xluciex._]

and the peopl on the parade be like: „no... this is Not a joke, this is a real thing“

[@olivinator69]

"Mom, Dad, we need to talk. "What is it, sweetie?" *_im straight_*

[@Patchamama98]

Lmao

[@record1zero884]

straight people being bullied :D

[@peeman_official1596]

No no no , dad dad we need to talk, I'm straight

[@s1lent_gr]

Dad and mom thoughts (YES YES YES)

[@willwinn8559]

Thank god : Would be their response.. No one wants an embarrassment they have to raise & have the rest of the family look down on ..😣

[@mishas8764]

What a glorious day to be straight and Christian!

[@D-HundredNYC]

Couldn't agree more!!🎉🎉

[@elijahmeilak2906]

You're a lunatic. That's all you are.

[@paperman843]

Ikr

[@freddenker9537]

straight ok bat Sky Daddy Christian???????

[@anderskjrgaard9230]

what is the purpose of your life?

[@rachelerubino1339]

the fact that he said “i’m used to being on the bottom” and no one laughed i-

[@kijetesantakaluSokete]

lmao

[@CherryBlossom-xf2jc]

Yeah, I bursted out laughing

[@barthalamulevondwark7524]

@@CherryBlossom-xf2jc same

[@mustachecake8071]

straight people probably don't ever know what that means lmao

[@Cyphlix]

I had a little giggle

[@jp36477]

i love how 75% of people are joking and the 25% are genuinely doing it

[@jogle9013]

Yeah ms. Woman over here "kids come home thinking gay is okay..." "gay is not okay" Was just hilarious

[@L0u8823]

@@jogle9013 Yes like wtf is she saying 💀

[@user-rf7jq7ce2e]

@@L0u8823 She was telling the truth

[@chervoviytuz]

@@user-rf7jq7ce2e nah she wasn’t

[@user-rf7jq7ce2e]

@@chervoviytuz Yes she was

[@metta9743]

“Straight Lives Matter. Gay Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter. All Lives Matter. Everyone’s life matters. Except for socialists.” -shark man

[@ianthecoolthief6226]

-Karl Sharx

[@jameslastname1346]

I mean he aint wrong

[@electrogem7142]

If humanity becomes more stupid u will see in the future things as cat lives matter and dogs live mattter.

[@jameslastname1346]

@@lordbrody6631 It’s a joke but ok

[@ftyytf8632]

@@lordbrody6631 it's a bloody cesspit

[@rahulmahato1501]

4:10 "he identify as tryanosors rex " !! 😂😂

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.

[@MelancoliaI]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 stop spamming

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

​@@MelancoliaI People underestimate hell, it is bad because it is separation from God. In a vision I was shown a person who claimed to be Christian but started fornication (premarital sex), He died relatively young and went to hell forever (1 Cor 6:9). God’s holiness means He will not coexist with sinners forever therefore Repent (Luke 13:3) and have a relationship with Jesus.

[@thisismandatory3803]

Why are you preaching in a KZbin comments section

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@thisismandatory3803 Otherwise we can't reach prescious souls like yourself Receive the love of God or the Hate of the devil. Be Holy or be sinful. Choose light or stay in the darkness. Be selfless or selfish. Life or death. Right or wrong. Win or lose. Sins forgiven or spend eternity paying for your sins. Heaven or Hell. Choose life, choose Jesus today.

[@CandleMan25]

“Where did your here about this?” “Facebook.” As is where all things happen

[@fffe8877]

/pol

[@arvinoo5881]

The town square of our time.

[@Dave-zh2ow]

Hear

[@jessicaxhanning2111]

Including wars in the 3rd world... Look it up

[@nickcharles7972]

Does no one understand how to spell anymore?!!! We've entered the peak of technology/electronics simultaneously with the Dark Ages of spelling, grammar and syntax for the English language. Illiteracy prevails.

[@kakokapolei123]

She sounded like she was about to cry when she said “The shark from the Katy Perry video is here” lmfao

[@smore-monster]

3:00

[@sam-ih3vg]

It seems to be that she has some history with the shark

[@MichaelJohnson.]

s a m lmao

[@theresashaw5027]

😂

[@habesha6883]

she's mad lefty

[@837301]

Reporter: “Is it obviously a joke?” Talking Shark: “yes.”

[@EliteRecon1337]

She walked right into that one

[@EliteRecon1337]

IT'S FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME

[@EliteRecon1337]

@Stewie Griffen dark

[@dr.doobage8666]

Stewie Griffen cmon man that ain’t cool

[@secondaccount142]

I think this whole video is a documentary about mental illness. Both sides are mentally ill and Vice just so happens to be the insane asylum doctor.

[@airviper6]

That dead pan, “Yes”, got me right in the laugh box. 3:11

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.

[@sunnynxtes]

I've never seen real life twitter bait before

[@jellohead1036]

It attracts more fish when it's live.

[@snek3870]

@Weebs,Gachas,and Furries should all commit die twitter bait: the person

[@slayride136]

Xd

[@justanormaldefaultpfp9309]

@Weebs,Gachas,and Furries should all commit die nice user name

[@ΦωτεινηΓαλανη-η9λ]

@Weebs,Gachas,and Furries should all commit die what are Gachas? (Real question)

[@Ax-lx1bq]

It’s weird that the shark is the only real person

[@clickbait6951]

there was a dinosaur next to the shark when she stopped talking to him lol

[@MasterD4N131]

I wanna like but it’s at 420.

[@Trentmoment]

they were all just a dream...

[@tane4652]

The rest of the interviewers just seem a little off somehow

[@greegor7305]

The T. rex is a dinosaur of the alt right

[@Ciaran55]

It’s weird but it really just feels like a satire of society today

[@Tom-tp1jv]

Society at a weird point of the circle fs 😂

[@melissahendrix222]

I wish it was.

[@saphired02]

This seems like the something the onion would publish.

[@galloneye64]

You know that show Ridiculousness? That's just an typical Tuesday in the US.

[@vortexortex]

No ni no,the shark guy proves that this parade is legendary

[@justinstevenson3835]

Notice how everyone at straight pride has their pants on.

[@CT.editor]

and not twerking and touching other people

[@vampir3morgu3]

unlike the pastors when they bring the little boys into the back of the church

[@juiciestlemonadeofyoutube]

@@vampir3morgu3joke got old after 2 months jnow its just fucking weird

[@IkeBrofIovski]

​@@juiciestlemonadeofyoutubeNah made me giggle tho 🌚

[@dromsealis4844]

Yes.... that must be a Hallmark of being heterosexual....

[@humanleader184]

i like how it's a 50/50 between people joking and people who are actually doing this unironically

[@megauser8512]

Yep!

[@itsjustmolls]

Ikr

[@coffee4790]

The people doing it unrionicly have left some braincells behind.

[@AdolfHitler-lk4vo]

@@coffee4790 says someone with zodiac sign in their name...

[@datruwae9503]

as a danganronpa fan i wish y'all pointed out the fact that they are a dr fan that would work a lot better as an insult /j

[@osamasonhawktuah]

Is it obviously a joke? *Askes the man in the shark costume*

[@lolpop300]

What if i went outside and said " White lives matter" Which is making fun of the "blm" protest.

[@osamasonhawktuah]

@@lolpop300 Is it really though? What if it has nothing to do with the BLM protest. Also then are you suggesting that white lives dont matter?

[@lolpop300]

@@osamasonhawktuah First off, I believe every life matters. And it mostly like would have something to do with "Blm". If pandas were dying off from a deadly virus only they could get. And they decided to go outside and protest because they weren't getting the vaccine. SO, a group of brown bears started protesting " brown bears matter" not even a virus they can recieve how do u think the pandas should react? Should they feel offended that they are being mocked.

[@osamasonhawktuah]

@@lolpop300 This video is mocking gay lives matter, I agree with that. But not all White lives matter protests are mocking ones because since BLM many white people are being flamed for just being white and not parading for BLM, and don't think I'm a white supremacist because I'm not white and also I think that BLM is an important movement.

[@singbin]

@@osamasonhawktuah Why are they talking about All Lives Matter after Black Lives Matter exist?

[@crunchybones3899]

“Open heterosexuals” What exactly is a closeted straight person? Do those exist?

[@zzmzsmecheru2647]

I bet when I say that im proud being hetero, 10000 of gay will hate me that im a sexist and homophobic. So I habe to keep my mouth shut, otherwise it would be hate speech.

[@Urmomisdele]

zZMz Șmecheru the vast majority of LGBT people support straight people, you should be proud to be you

[@zzmzsmecheru2647]

@@Urmomisdele we were proud to be us but then you are crying. Look at the Parade.

[@joy5976]

zZMz Șmecheru feeling proud to be yourself vs hosting a whole ass parade to celebrate your straightness are two different things. Straight people have not faced hate, violence, and discrimination, and death for being straight. Gay people have, and they have the right to celebrate not having to hide anymore and (for the most part, at least in America) not deal with such disgusting treatment. Why is this so hard for you to understand? Seriously?

[@zzmzsmecheru2647]

@@joy5976 my sister also didn't face hate, violence, death and discrimination. So should we stop celebrate her birthday? Your argument is bullshit.

[@astRenoHimself]

IM PROUD TO BE STRAIGHT, THIS IS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

[@harrietharlow9929]

If you need to be proud of being straight, then do so. It's only the majority sexual orientation.

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@harrietharlow9929 The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven). If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)

[@AhmedBalahim]

​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363sir/ma'am why are you here in the video comment sections?

[@Citadel10]

“That’s hilarious. I’m doing it” I’ll be using this line every now and then... thanks shark man

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.

[@crunchybones3899]

“Next year, in America, there’s gonna be a hundred straight pride parades” There’s already hundreds, thousands, actually. They’re called traffic jams.

[@caller347]

Haha good one. I guess there are millions of Fourth of July parades because there areAmericans everywhere right?

[@prisonmike8610]

So gay people don't driving is what you're saying

[@factnotheory2679]

Can a 5'9 White kid, be a 6'2 african woman ?

[@pippenftw1261]

Actually I believe the mayor of Boston apologized and said that he regrets letting this happen and it won’t happen again. If I’m wrong please let me know cause I am not positive.

[@proto6086]

Lmao

[@Dr_Fuzz]

Rumor has it, that woman in the gray dress is still spinning around out there.

[@luizurtiga]

She does that every weekend, it had nothing to do with any parade or protest

[@GAMEOVER-yy6zj]

rumar has it, she became fidget spinner before abducted by the gay frogs wearing tinfoil hats and dumped into area69 where actual aliens are residing.

[@bmarti7998]

Rumor has it she never learned to walk normally as a child so she moves around through spinning and her favorite song is "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive.

[@highecuador1873]

She’s actually a government employee working directly under Marty Walsh

[@TheAsdfrid]

Damn man. Use timestamp how i have to be attentive in all video

[@damomo13]

"You have one side hurling the same insults they would hear if they were on the other side of the barrier" That quote sums it up pretty well lol

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.

[@m1dos391]

The shark was probably the one playing the classical music

[@axelrivera3382]

U can celebrate watever i just like good vibes

[@ArranVid]

Sharkgang Amadeus Mozart

[@blackcatt10]

“heterosexuality is not about racism” what’s that supposed to mean

[@mrgarybusey2052]

Idk. Ask the leftist that call everything racist.

[@alg5169]

Homosexuality is not about racism also

[@saphire_flame]

Peter Griffin Cause they’re feeling defensive about their own piss poor behavior

[@thetallone5637]

House of b e a n s

[@blackcatt10]

The Tall One will you buy me a house of beans and when your father turns into a burrito will you take care of me

[@frogflorist4417]

"Everyone's lifes matter except socialists"~ shark from Katy Perry

[@georgecant-stand-yeh5451]

Shsl Florist it’s true

[@lebaguetteboi7773]

"lifes" isn't a word so...

[@Elnestor1597]

The shark spitting fax right there

[@lebaguetteboi7773]

@@Elnestor1597 lol how?

[@HNemo880]

Max Burns socialist lives don’t matter because they are pushing a harmful economic policy that will cripple an entire nation

[@Alex-ut8gd]

Notice how they are all wearing clothes.

[@keylime6]

Underrated comment right here

[@Randompersoninyourlife26]

Fr

[@CT.editor]

and the dudes aren't twerking and doing tiktok dances while making out in the middle of no where

[@xcainr]

Fr

[@ericgunion1120]

😂😂😂😂

[@exentric753]

“He is the dinosaur of the Alt-Right” - The Straight Shark Man

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

[@moose5266]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363I’m bi, am I making it to heaven?

[@BaconNationChannel]

being straight is alt right? really?

[@mischievousmovementsformis3178]

The reporter turned into such a snowflake when she talked to the shark guy

[@carolineunderwood8669]

you definitely came from that tiktok

[@nobarakugisaki4637]

I came from Instagram

[@yousof8546]

Caroline Underwood we all did

[@slowwmoh]

@@carolineunderwood8669 so you unironically clicked on this video?

[@brandontrevino535]

Audrey pachuau same

[@izdatbOi]

"Is it obviously a joke?" "Yes." A God among men.

[@veryhotshambler1754]

Love how she said that to a guy in a shark costume

[@YourMajesty143]

If they were gonna troll, they should've made it more explicit, but all the banners and signs prove this was less a "straight pride" event, and moreso an opportunity for bigots to spread their hate and reinforce the very *shame culture* that Gay Pride is intended to destigmatize. They should've been honest and called it "Anti-Gay Pride" or "Homophobic Pride", bc let's not lie to ourselves and not act like this isn't exactly what this whole thing turned out to be. The shark guy saw the intent, but sadly the execution didn't meet that expectation.

[@veryhotshambler1754]

YourMajesty143 except for a couple ppl lmao

[@izdatbOi]

@@YourMajesty143 Dude your ignorance deteriorates brain cells and your arrogance is blinding. Please stfu 😇🙏

[@veryhotshambler1754]

@Jamie. A exactly, unfortunately you will always get a few people who are genuinely arseholes but they don’t speak for everyone

[@Henriqxx220]

4:08 Forget the controversy, look at this dinosaur jumping LOL 😂😂

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.

[@TheRealDanBond]

“I do feel like there was a missed opportunity to have the parade route being literally straight”

[@Drew-dj3yj]

TheRealDanBond not funny didn’t laugh

[@bigplanslittledrive4791]

Best line in the documentary.

[@youthmanrecords420]

Stuffed hilarious. You’re a shit head dork

[@oaksalt5140]

Damn funny

[@user-js8ud3ub9p]

TheRealDanBond “women can be funny”

[@mohamedimadh263]

"I do feel like there was a missed opportunity to have the parade route literally straight" 😂

[@spencermariano8454]

Funniest thing I've heard all day

[@whobutwbmarci5200]

That would be impossible in Boston, all of our roads are old cowpaths from the colonial era.

[@aubreygraham5821]

Can’t do that in Boston😂

[@theboringprogrammer4444]

All of the LGBTQ+ protesters would of blocked the way anyway.

[@Mrs.Keisha1]

@spencer mariano what about “It’s ok I’m used to being at the bottom”

[@mcussen]

If only Kendall Jenner would show up with a Pepsi...

[@bloodeagle2234]

lol

[@swaggytoast5242]

fuck I would love a pepsi from kendall J. not going to lie

[@alexg5950]

14:04

[@subblonde3101]

Save us Kendall.

[@S.D.323]

Nobody is killed or disowned for being straight

[@EdanxJay]

FR that is why straight pride parades suck

[@ThomasB_Hewitt]

I still find this argument poor. While this may be true, this doesn't give anyone the right to hate straight people and disown them socially. We are all people at the end of the day. So who cares if you're gay or trans or straight? The left wants to hurt the straights/the right because they hurt them even though they care so much about inclusion. If it's about inclusion and unity, why are we so divided as people?

[@EdanxJay]

@@ThomasB_Hewitt nobody hates straight people

[@one_up907]

I'm straight, man it feels great coming out, im going to go show my parents my wife and 3 kids, wish me luck guys I hope they're not straightphobic bigots.

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

Have you ever lied, lusted sexually, disrespected parents, stolen, thought bad thoughts, hated someone, sinned sexually (fornication, Adultery …) etc All humans have sinned in thought, word or deed. Therefore, none of us are good and able to get into Heaven and will be justly judged and sent to eternity in Hell! But God out of His love sent his son Jesus (also God in Human flesh) to die on the cross for our sins and rise again from the dead (nobody can do that only God). Jesus said if you Repent of your sins and put your complete trust in Him for your salvation, you’ll have eternal life, given to you as a gift (this message is not to be ignored; seek God today). Your thoughts? John 14: 6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

[@Aaron-dq3xz]

You're not funny

[@ThatOneSomething]

Hey bro, are you alive?

[@TheReal_GigaChad]

Worst part about it is that "straoghtphobic" people actually exist now. What is this world even anymore. Luckily it's just america like always.

[@carbikesale2134]

Congratulations bro. You are amazing. Straight is the greatest thing ever. Be proud and we support you. #Straightlivesmatter

[@mitch7890]

I hope Shark Man is living his best life

[@boi4607]

He have too much IQ to not having an epic life

[@altairra2476]

Yes.

[@biggreenblob]

Looks like it to me

[@sharkiiree1446]

Sameeee

[@アニメ-f9b]

The shark guy knows what's up

[@nightsedge5719]

“Is it obviously a joke?” *The guy in a literal shark suit:* “Yes.”

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

Have you ever lied, lusted, disrespected parents, stolen, thought bad thoughts, hated someone, sinned sexually (fornication, Adultery …) etc All humans have sinned in thought, word or deed. Therefore, none of us are good and able to get into Heaven and will be justly judged and sent to eternity in Hell! But God out of His love sent his son Jesus (also God in Human flesh) to die on the cross for our sins and rise again from the dead (nobody can do that only God). Jesus said if you Repent of your sins and put your complete trust in Him for your salvation, you’ll have eternal life, given to you as a gift (this message is not to be ignored; seek God today). Your thoughts? John 14: 6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

[@gxseiko5189]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 yo wtf lol

[@mitchdalition714]

and let's add that he did not show his face....

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@gxseiko5189 SEEMS RANDOM That is one way to look at it but remember with God nothing is randomly done; He is so loving he is trying to reach you through a KZbin video. Trust me God is not an intruder we all need to hear His words daily. So what’s more relevant your comment or where you will spend eternity? Today is the day of salvation

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@metalhead666 GOODNESS OF GOD God is good. God has blessed us with Great food to eat (kings in the past don’t eat like we do today), shelter, freedoms, fun, medicine, pets to enjoy their company, friends,love,laughter and many more things to enjoy. Everyone right now regardless if a believer or not experiences the common grace of God. However, when you die you are either with God forever (the goodness of God gets amplified a million times) or separated forever (why should you be separated from everything good). You will miss out on so much if you don’t get into Heaven. Please pass the test of life and choose Jesus today. 1 Cor 2:9 But as it is written: “Eye has not seen, nor ear heard, Nor have entered into the heart of man The things which God has prepared for those who love Him.”

[@jonalban4349]

Respect to the reporter for, despite having an obvious agenda and bias, asking fair questions and eliciting real opinions and answers from people on both sides.

[@AhmedBalahim]

I don't see and get it everyone is saying that she's biased but biased of what? Which side is she on, gay or straight people?

[@mechadonia]

Milo: “stop taking the bait” Vice Lady: *proceeds to take bait*

[@vitovizzini7351]

I think they fell for their own bait, imagine driving 20 hours out for a meme, and it isn't even a meme for the christians who legit think they're doing God's work at the parade

[@dumbviddumpchanneliguess7201]

@@vitovizzini7351 implying they're all christians

[@vitovizzini7351]

@@dumbviddumpchanneliguess7201 i did not imply this, reread my comment

[@dumbviddumpchanneliguess7201]

Vito Vizzini Well then what's the use of the last part of your statement regarding Christians? It seems awfully left-field and rather shoehorny

[@diegoledezma4045]

Song Screw-Arounds he’s talking about people like that woman who said you shouldn’t be gay

[@scalyfoot8142]

you could hear her tear up when she started talking about the shark

[@jokezm5982]

Took the bait from a fish

[@scalyfoot8142]

@@jokezm5982 hi blairin

[@jokezm5982]

@@scalyfoot8142 Hey Vizlox

[@scalyfoot8142]

@Quadir Lovell huh?

[@Beastpig41]

' oh yeah... hilarious ;( '

[@severalstuds1920]

This whole thing feels like a really elaborate joke just to piss off people LMAO

[@rithiktemporary]

It was thats the best part lmao

[@crasher3973]

It worked

[@eee9266]

Honestly have to be some of the shittiest people to go out of your way to piss people off by making a joke out of their struggle.

[@Cairo40000]

@@eee9266 they're whole point was to make people mad, and it worked

[@eee9266]

Ya boy Okuyasu Again, they have to be some of the most insecure people if they went out of their way to make people mad.

[@CPAgamer313]

This is hilarious This reporter is so mad.😂😂

[@kellyfurman6309]

"It's not okay to be gay" but ya know just matching with a gay guy

[@nickm3243]

horsewhisper3 I don’t tolerate hate

[@bomoore9872]

@horsewhisper3 yeah, to tolerate SOMETHING. Not everything. I have tolerance for annoying people, rude people, stupid people, hyper people. All types of people. But hate, and discrimination is a little bit different bud

[@jowasankaieliscard6741]

horsewhisper3 why should gay people be tolerant of people that hate them because of something they can’t help be and wants to take their basic human rights away. Why should others be tolerant of intolerant people. Why should you actively preach hate then expect others to be ok with you when they don’t agree

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Trump voters are dumb as shit, dude

[@bomoore9872]

@Default Name who the hell do I have hate for?

[@michaelsabando7962]

Interviewer: “Is it obviously a joke?” *Guy dressed as shark from Katy Perry video* :”yes”

[@jurijmouna]

Shark guy is a mad lad 3:01 3:49 7:09

[@Mangorolo0193]

thank you

[@cruyffsagent3512]

Hero

[@johnspinelli9396]

He is a national treasure

[@sguuu-kr4rc]

I could not help laughing when she was interviewing the 🦈 guy.

[@AM-lk6jc]

Lol you forgot 4:07

[@nosu5530]

I like that people just call other people nazis for being straight

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.

[@erindebaun8315]

You’re a bot

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@erindebaun8315 I am a real Human being like you, we are greater than animals or robots. We have authority over them, and God is greater than us so He has authority over us. If an animal does evil it has to answer to no one, but you must answer to God, so it is best to get right with God today by repenting and believing in Jesus for forgiveness of sins and to go to the awesome heaven.

[@h2madd970]

The funny thing is you can tell who’s part of which community

[@ejej_shej7958]

Yep.

[@spidr4113]

Yeah

[@liamthecrusader5056]

You can tell who had caring parents and who didnt

[@SaddamHussein-69]

After all this time. Manters dad is found hiding in the straight pride parade comment section

[@MtnDew4828]

@@spidr4113 gye is bad

[@Deaded_Nev]

I love how ppl are so incredibly pissed off and act so toxic 😂😂 the shark dude is a legend

[@Candy_edgar]

He’s chill but blm

[@Deaded_Nev]

LolaSpillz Yh I support blm as a movement I just don’t join the toxicity

[@Candy_edgar]

I just realized it sounded like u need to chill but I was saying 🐬 chill I’m sorry lmao

[@rockybalboa6514]

Because it's like men would start a parade for equal rights against women. It can be funny if you are like 12 years old and your brain fits into a squirrel. But women have been fighting for equal rights since decades - and still are - it wouldn't be anyhow funny if men start a men parade. And it's the same when it comes to lgbt rights.

[@rocco3299]

Rocky Balboa Boys let’s do a men parade keep an eye out for it on facebook

[@Gwoblesto189]

Equal rights, equal fights

[@dasbell7916]

This should be a South Park Episode

[@fleetrouge6687]

You goddamn right

[@colingray823]

Absolutely. South Park is how I get real news.

[@bingusarts6177]

Yes

[@maxanderson6216]

When should it not

[@laustcawz2089]

I think "South Park" has ended its run. There was a Covid/ pandemic episode that was supposed to be the finale.

[@magapiff1]

is it a joke? "cuts to shark" *Yes*

[@facelessvoid9061]

Chad Shark

[@Grace-qf7dl]

Ah America… the rest of the world favorite reality show.

[@dislikebutton1331]

I don't think most this people really are American

[@420spacecowboy]

@@dislikebutton1331 huh? yes they are. Trust me.

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@dislikebutton1331 they have American flags...

[@dublospace]

ah i thought this was a joke like the onion

[@formerswimsuitmodel1610]

Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!Jerry!

[@wesleycortes6405]

Lol the music when that guy starts punching.

[@surajkumar66195]

😂

[@ksndjxjsnxjxk7181]

Everyone talkin bout the shark dude but they forgot the clown guy

[@asolollol1866]

Everyone?

[@theresashaw5027]

What about bisexual Leather Woman, she deserves recognition

[@r_saa]

@@theresashaw5027 nope a

[@r_saa]

Dino guy good

[@LavenderPi]

They’re all clowns

[@ksunal66]

This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen.

[@mikethecrackheadtyson1915]

And it's great

[@IdiotsonAirYT]

@@mikethecrackheadtyson1915 Not even

[@swifttech3602]

@@mikethecrackheadtyson1915 this is dumb af

[@mikethecrackheadtyson1915]

@@IdiotsonAirYT not even what

[@mikethecrackheadtyson1915]

@@swifttech3602 how is it dumb

[@emilialavil2618]

"There is a massive group of protesters behind me, there are helicopters circling over head, maybe 200 police officers in full riot gear and classical music us being played. It is a very odd scene."

[@ItsQueenJane]

Bubble Dramatically very odd indeed, ngl

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@ItsQueenJane In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

[@BIRTHDEFECTEDRAT]

I hope I'm not the only one who came here searching for the shark dude😭

[@Lucieeeeel]

shark man lead me here

[@raptordave]

She went there to be offended. They went there to offend. Everybody gets what they want.

[@TheRealTorG]

Nah they wanna be victims too

[@lynchn9562]

You idiot they didn't go there to offend, they feel offended

[@thisistruthschannel]

they went there to stand up for their beliefs, just like the lbtq community. they weren't getting offended, just mocking the gays without saying they are.

[@-zeebzzzzzz4161]

what does it mean?

[@ethandew1768]

@@thisistruthschannel one of them literally said "its not okay to be gay"

[@thanesitrick9916]

POV: you only came here for the shark🦈

[@blackvale7508]

Yes

[@iforgotmydamnname6325]

Nope

[@procterdocter]

Absolutely

[@doot4318]

Nope but I don’t regret it

[@flappudle6689]

Yup ✋

[@pjb8295]

This looks like a south park episode 😂

[@Nebluosis]

pretty sure this is just a South Park episode but they recreated it in real life... especially shark dude

[@jackreidasaboboras3654]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Night_Rider83]

I imagine Cartman and Kenny would be the people that would arrange the parade lol

[@ItsNikoHIMself]

With the shark being the random normal guy.

[@haniicross]

south park needs to actually mock this

[@Acr6gAttt-mq2hr]

I've been "persecuted" relentlessly for being a woman and for being liberal in the south, but I can say with confidence that I've never, ever been persecuted for being straight. This rally was nothing but a photo shoot for these people

[@lui1115]

its not about being persecuted for being straight u ignoramus. it represents the freedom of opinion without the fear of cancellation straight ppl have faced for having opposing views. i mean this was the chance for lgbtq to show maturity , yet they are holding nazi signs....over a parade that's not hurting anyone. cant remember the last time straight ppl protested gay parade. besides the vocal minority from the south as u have mentioned. But look at the contrast here.... mobs and mobs of lgbtq are protesting a much smaller group that is the straight parade. PPL got tired of being told what to think and what pronouns they say out of their mouth with fear of repercussions such as job loss or even jail time in some places. This is a symbol of freedom, stop narrowing ur views with tunnel vision. ur reality is not the only one that exists, im sorry if u faced bullying in the south , but that does not devalue this movement. try to put urself in their shoes, even if they are on the right vs the left, that's true maturity

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

[@Acr6gAttt-mq2hr]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 You know, what I don't think my master Satan would like that very much. He likes it when I sit at his feet and worship him all day. I just love him SO MUCH

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@Acr6gAttt-mq2hr Nothing good comes from standing with the devil only suffering and destruction. (Hell). However, if you stand with God you will have an abundance of peace in this life and the next one. CHOOSE LOVE NOT HATE, CHOOSE JESUS TODAY

[@wastedcabbage2741]

I can't take any sexuality seriously anymore because this is hilarious

[@alphaecho-juliet6884]

Virgin

[@wastedcabbage2741]

@@alphaecho-juliet6884 Lol

[@alphaecho-juliet6884]

Wasted Cabbage don’t worry I’m one too

[@wastedcabbage2741]

@@alphaecho-juliet6884 ok?

[@alphaecho-juliet6884]

Wasted Cabbage idk man i just trying to be funny you know

[@MafiaboysWorld]

"I feel that there was a missed opportunity to have the parade route be straight". Good call with that one. 😂🤣

[@jackingofftoraelilblack2342]

That was a really missed opportunity to be honest 😁

[@dexxterlincoln5331]

Straight pride? This was just a super messy joke and some gays are energized. The whole world is straight, hitting almost 8 billion.

[@Ms.Williams84]

When she said that, I started 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 up!!

[@Yes-uu6ko]

“Is obviously a joke” Guy in a shark costume “Yes”

[@pellabologna]

its a place for people who "ironically" are anti-gay to experiment with the idea as a joke before fully owning the idea like the crazy christian ladies in this video

[@stache297]

One thing I definitely noticed about straight pride parades was that no children were involved

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.

[@J6721-y2u]

Aren't most children aromatic

[@juiciestlemonadeofyoutube]

@@J6721-y2uare you like special

[@mrred6180]

​@@juiciestlemonadeofyoutubehe his but i know his dumbass gonna say shes a woman

[@mrred6180]

​@@juiciestlemonadeofyoutubehe his

[@lilsc4m]

“He identifies as a Tyrannosaurus rex”

[@nurnils9156]

"That's hilarious, I'm doing it" i absolutely love this shark

[@xcorggx]

🦆

[@RobiticDuck]

Quack

[@averageenjoyer7440]

I absolutely love your pfp

[@nurnils9156]

@@averageenjoyer7440 😳👉👈

[@nick6253]

"Gay lives matter, Straight lives matter, everyone's lives matter... except for socialists!" 😂😂😂

[@johnspinelli9396]

The shark guy is the hero we wanted, but did not deserve.

[@Egress00]

The hero we wanted but did not deserved 😔✨

[@sus4710]

@@Egress00 but we got him anyway

[@wepolwl4853]

Sofia Ganstal I totally agree with you and i too am part of the lgbtq community being bi, but the shark was pretty funny

[@johnspinelli9396]

@Sofia Ganstal We're still a free country and people could celebrate the hell they want.. nothing wrong with being a straight white Christian male..

[@wepolwl4853]

Sofia Ganstal yep totally

[@VoltByte_m8]

Bring this back to piss off the “pride parade”

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven). If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)

[@alllittlethingzz]

No 😂

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@alllittlethingzz In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@TriggeredCogzy People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.

[@BoboBloxham]

Missed opportunity to have the parade route be straight - give this lady a 🥇

[@Kenzingo]

@Neno you keep saying that everywhere in the comments. Get a life.

[@jasonhewitt2150]

😂. I didn’t get that

[@Daywalker685]

When the LGBTQ community realizes that their flag has straight lines

[@trixtrix4105]

ROTFL 🤣

[@kratzy11]

she is briandead

[@mateopaez1020]

This whole thing is the biggest meme ever and it’s astonishing that people are actually mad at it

[@Rimanda]

I mean thats the goal lol, i feel better about myself knowing theres a human so stupid found this thing offensive

[@mateopaez1020]

1japanfan to troll people

[@Dietsch_]

1japanfan niggas like you

[@1japanfan883]

Declan Daintith there is a problem with being proud to be straight and that’s not hypocrisy, the only way you could think of it as such is if you are an ignorant heterosexual. Pride isn’t just being proud of your sexuality, it’s also celebrating the overcoming of the millennia of oppression and abuse the gay community has received (and still does) from society. Straight people have never endured anything, there has been no struggle. Straight people are not oppressed but in fact, are the oppressors. Celebrating heterosexuality in the form of pride is a mockery of the struggles gay people have gone through and an inherent brag of never having to be oppressed, as well as being an oppressor. There is no pride in that and if you believe there is, you are homophobic as well as ignorant.

[@1japanfan883]

Declan Daintith you can be bisexual and homophobic. The jokes not funny and it’s a mockery of our sexuality, the same people making these jokes are the same ppl that call us f*gs when we aren’t looking and I will never support something that actively contributes to the oppression of my sexuality, and neither should you. It’s not a matter of me being overly sensitive, you are misinformed. Please educate yourself on this subject.

[@viper2442]

“Everybody’s lives matter except for socialist” fucking killed me

[@scottydu81]

🚁 🤸 🌳🌲🏡🌳

[@samsca8529]

@@scottydu81 2016 called

[@genghiskhan.2265]

@U.E.L.O no life’s matter

[@tatthangnguyenxuan9621]

@@scottydu81 is this a Vietnam war reference

[@scottydu81]

@@tatthangnguyenxuan9621 If the Vietnamese tossed commies from helicopters, yes. It’s a Chilean reference tho

[@averageF22raptor.]

We need more straight pride parades

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

[@averageF22raptor.]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 agreed

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@averageF22raptor. Thanks make sure you repent of your sins otherwise you are in danger of Jesus saying "Depart from Me you worker of iniquity" In one of my visitations to hell, Jesus showed me a person who was a Christian (Jesus said “he was a Christian like you”). But the guy unfortunately started sleeping around (1 cor 6:9). He died middle aged and went to hell forever it was dark but Jesus lit up the area, he asked Jesus for another chance but unfortunately it was too late for him, Pretty said, Repent and ask Jesus to help you with your struggles (James 4:7)

[@averageF22raptor.]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I will thank you

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@averageF22raptor. Jesus is strict yes but He has a soft spot for love

[@ohh5178]

“I do feel like it was a missed opportunity to have the parade route being literally straight” This woman clearly knows what’s up

[@xs2196]

And what’s up is moomin in the sky on the pink eggshell cloud

[@cheorry3141]

we have similar profile pictures 😌

[@damienmulder909]

Nope, then it would no longer be the exact route of the gay pride parade. That's a stupid idea solely an attempt at a dig and because she thinks she's funny... it's not either.

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@cheorry3141 All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

Have you ever lied, lusted sexually at the opposite sex, disrespected parents, stolen, thought bad thoughts, hated someone, sinned sexually (fornication, Adultery …) etc All humans have sinned in thought, word or deed. Therefore, none of us are good and able to get into Heaven and will be justly judged and sent to eternity in Hell! But God out of His love sent his son Jesus (also God in Human flesh) to die on the cross for our sins and rise again from the dead (nobody can do that only God). Jesus said if you Repent of your sins and put your complete trust in Him for your salvation, you’ll have eternal life, given to you as a gift (this message is not to be ignored; seek God today). Your thoughts? John 14: 6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

[@Yunghank59]

This gave me the confidence to finally come out as straight thank you for all the support

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

Why should God let you into Heaven? Have you lied (even once in your entire life), looked with lust (sexual desire), dishonoured parents, stolen anything, had hatred towards someone, had premarital sex, adultery etc If you answered yes to any one of the above then you are a sinner like the rest of us. So, I ask you again, why should God let a sinner into Heaven? Sinners don’t go to heaven they go to hell, But we are blessed to have Jesus (God incarnate) die on the Cross and rise from the dead. If you Repent (forsake your sinful, unholy ways and live righteous instead) & Believe in Jesus as God, you will be seen as a Saint and welcomed into Heaven. John 3:17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved

[@Kitkat-986]

I'm glad you found the courage to do so. I wish I had the same courage, but I'm afraid that if my mother found out I was straight that she'd get me an estrogen perception.

[@joshishere96]

Hey man if you bang women, and trans women. But you only give and don't receive. Is that straight? Or force you in a limbo between bi and straight?

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@Kitkat-986 Why is it important to forsake your sins. You are like a man with an expensive Gold Belt. This man fell into the ocean and didn’t take the Gold belt off because he was afraid to lose it so he drowned. The belt are your sins that you don’t want to let go of but it’ll be the death of you. Therefore, forsake your sins and shave faith in God Today.(Jesus)

[@Kitkat-986]

@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Dude, get a life. Praying on street corners isn't doing you any favors with the lord. You're just seeking attention and nobody thinks highly of you for it.

[@KinWa1]

The Shark Guy needs to be hired for a comedy show or smth those quick responses were legit so funny 😂

[@pablosolis1589]

The Shark Guy Show on ABC

[@lilyturnerslgbtqiaart5679]

To you it’s funny, and at a certain level it is, but some of those responses were fucked up.

[@LtPuff]

@@lilyturnerslgbtqiaart5679 Nah, you’re just like sugar in the rain.

[@nell6705]

@@lilyturnerslgbtqiaart5679 salty

[@JBB27907]

I think he went to comedy central Good for him

[@Cavemankind_]

The journalistic bias is a bit blunt here. Did she skip the Media Law & Ethics course?

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.

[@Steven-gg1bn]

There is always bias. Unbiased journalism is a myth

[@PlutoIsntReal_]

"Dad....Father......I....I'm straight.." *gasp* "no! Not my daughter!" "How could you do this to us!!"

[@ilikecheese3701]

no your not straight is all in your head x

[@diarrhea373]

You don't need to be discriminated to show your pride.

[@andrianasemeniuc838]

@@diarrhea373 the whole origin of pride was because of the stone wall riots, which happened because cops were arresting gay people only because if their sexuality, so they had to riot, straight people will never have to deal with the discrimination that lgbtq folks deal with, so there is no need of a straight pride

[@diarrhea373]

@@andrianasemeniuc838 So people can't celebrate the Sexual orientation that has continued humanity since the dawn of primates because we aren't being Arrested? Gay pride and Straight Pride are extremely different. Gay pride is more like a protest while Straight pride is more of a celebration. Especially with all the "Straight white male" Bashing happening these days, It's nice to see people celebrate love between a Man and a Woman. I will say it again, You don't need to be discriminated to celebrate Straightness.

[@andrianasemeniuc838]

@@diarrhea373 straightness is celebrated anywhere you go

[@wolfzilla8973]

4:25 “we don’t hate any other group!” He says, while at the same time there are people in the parade holding signs that literally say “it’s not ok to be gay” and have don’t tread on me flags.

[@SieurGummy]

"we dont hate them" while at the same time there is people with sign calling them nazi and all sort of thing

[@adoraa2975]

Sir Gummy we don’t claim them

[@blobfish-ck4nc]

Don’t tread on me flags are fine tho

[@prowder1]

I get the first one is bad but what's wrong with the Gadsden flag?

[@RealDexterMidnight]

@@blobfish-ck4nc just ignore them the don't Trend on me flag is better the a rainbow flag

[@Warnwestendieb]

I love how she tries to stay neutral and fails miserably

[@wolfheadedconjuror]

Yeh well the whole straight parade is cringe af

[@mrblue703]

Vice has only one side. Left)

[@Warnwestendieb]

@@mrblue703 Political?

[@mrblue703]

@@Warnwestendieb Yup

[@SteelGlassKenny]

​@@mrblue703 good

[@Randomcooleheh]

People who are straight 👇

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

[@lmdalo480]

Cope

[@raquiolinha2507]

​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Goddammit you are annoying

[@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363]

@@lmdalo480 WHAT IS HE MEANING OF LIFE? To have a relationship with God on earth so you can spend eternity together in Heaven. So, what pushes me away from God? Sin (lying, unforgiveness, sexual sins from lust, dishonouring parents, steeling, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) which leads to hell. But Jesus died on the Cross and rose from the dead to give you the ability to repent and Believe in Him as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven. Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.

[@ArranVid]

STRAIGHT PRIDE FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!

[@SebbusWebbus]

I searched up “why aren’t there blue skittles” on KZbin and this is what I got. Not even kidding.

[@rob6365]

Because blue Skittles are strait bro Good one

[@CheckerAndChess]

I didn't even have to search 🤣

[@isntabelle]

@Ze4l Fish геи

[@CheckerAndChess]

@@Halfcourtman 🤣🤣

[@CheckerAndChess]

@Ze4l Fish fuckery🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@boardonfire4]

U can tell this vice chick doesn’t approve lol

[@alr1380]

it's just you, bro

[@WSFM_Rex]

Lmao

[@marciaosullivan3200]

@@sleepyak4985 one person

[@Miyamoto_Jim]

SleepyAK there’s always more extreme people in any group that shouldn’t reflect it as a whole.... do I have to bring up Bernie supporters 😂 at lot of communists there lol

[@1985cactus]

Maybe cause she's gay?

[@emilyvos3249]

"Its obviously a joke" well those straight people do think its a serious pride parade

[@dil.aug.8489]

That's what I was thinking. I genuinely believe that this event was originally created by a troll much like the Area 51 raid, but then a bunch of religious boomers took notice and decided to host it.

[@ComanderComander]

@@dil.aug.8489 Wouldnt we all love to enter it and share the love of Hetroseksuality?

[@skotnica93]

@@ComanderComander I would. It's a shame I don't live in the US

[@livindeadghoul]

@hunter pope Because they're acting like people he stoned to death for being straight. They're privileged and act like they're oppressed

[@livindeadghoul]

@hunter pope Affecting*, a mentality like that is why we're going to die of global warming

[@redshadow5151]

It’s so interesting that the protesters turned into the thing the police were more worried about than the actual protesters. Usually it’s the protesters that the cops have to worry about😂

[@bobafettthegalaxiesgreates342]

“He identifies as a Tyrannosaurus rex, he is the alt-right!”~ shark guy

[@Twitch_Moderator]

Maassan..... Left... Right... so tired about hearing of politics and perspective. Why can't people just be themselves and have opinions? Why do people have to be categorized as being left or right?

[@asianlifter]

@@Twitch_Moderator People can’t be themselves because there’s also someone oppressing the other with a mob. The Germans did it in the 1930’s against filthy reds. The Russians against well, Non-Reds during the Soviet Era. Right now, Leftists are doing it against basically anybody who doesnt agree with them.