Car Accident Simulator

[@JA-vz1nl]

"Hello, welcome to Autozone, how may I help you today?" Mark: "Uhhm, I need triangles... lots and lots of triangles."

[@smileysatanson3404]

he'll take your entire stock

[@Ilikehorrormovies69]

@@smileysatanson3404 yes the whole stalk 😂

[@Level7dinosaurmage]

LMFAO

[@alrightguvna1727]

@@smileysatanson3404 ever look at a comment and say: damn, I wish I wrote that

[@smileysatanson3404]

@@alrightguvna1727 sometimes... why?

[@dragos_creations]

Cars: Accidentially crash Mark: ...There has been a murder!

[@corvanj8766]

Would Be a shame if my murder involved two people collided violently with nothing to do with me...

[@spiritnsultanyt7250]

*A body has been discovered!*

[@corvanj8766]

@@spiritnsultanyt7250 spy is sus!

[@Reaper-gg3fg]

@@corvanj8766 nah the scout is sus, I mean he's walking real slow for some reason

[@felixargyle9650]

@@spiritnsultanyt7250 MONOKUMA?!

[@JonahMcD]

The last words you hear before death: “Excuse me, you’ll be fine. I’m NOT a professional, but I’m here to help.”

[@Hannah-jv6hh]

"My life is in the hands of an idiot?"

[@SakuraChai]

@@Hannah-jv6hh “No no, TWO idiots!”

[@SparkyRaichu]

It was after that, that he had said three words that haunted me for the rest of my life. "My name is Markiplier."

[@meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343]

This is as bad as hearing, "My life is in the hands of an idiot!" *"Nonononono - TWO idiots!"*

[@mook_butt8037]

Lester Roquefort uh...three words? Might want to check that again.

[@krisnatherryano4610]

The Game : sooo,there's an accident and you have to.... Mark : this is a murder attempt

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: calls Lixian his "editor" Lixian: *"Peace was never an option"*

[@weirdthe3rd308]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo2053 what the hell is your profile picture

[@ChaoticAndromeda]

@@weirdthe3rd308 probably a butt. Knowing these bots. I'm shocked the comment is gone. KZbin normally let's these spam things, but will demonitize a video for cleavage.

[@thebattlefieldtechnician428]

@@weirdthe3rd308 it’s a bot, just report it and move on.

[@tmlwastrashchannel.3020]

Never. Call. Lixian. The. Editor.

[@masonfrye5253]

0000

[@catroberts4002]

Mark: "no one would play this for fun" Me, an EMT: "This looks cool. I should play it for fun."

[@shawnafogle4709]

I'm in the process to become an EMT, and my friend told me about it. Needless to say I wanna play lmao.

[@JamesBond-tk9sd]

I am also an EMT and was impressed at how little bull was in this game. It is very sensible from the layperson's perspective

[@notreallybarackobama]

I’m legit curious, how accurate is this game?

[@catroberts4002]

@@notreallybarackobama I played the free demo and it seemed pretty informative. Always work on the most critical patients first. I have personally never heard of a warning triangle before this but also I skipped drivers ed cause there's a loophole in my state that got me around it so maybe that's why. But road flares are helpful. I feel like the chest compressions were timed weird but that's just nitpicking and could have just been cause I was clicking so it seemed weird. The biggest issue I saw was that in the one scenario the demo had we were doing cpr on a patient with a giant cut on his arm which is NOT helpful. You wanna stop any bleeds before trying to move the blood around with chest compressions because otherwise you could literally just be pumping more blood to that wound. But again, I'm being nitpicky. I'd say for the normal every day human this game is accurate enough and you should also have some sort of warning signal like flares or the triangle, and a good first aid kit in your car at the very least. Something more than the $20 kit you can get from cvs cause that won't help if you god forbid roll up on something like that. And a fire extinguisher would be good to have too as long as it's stored well and not rolling around freely. Sorry for the novel.

[@dinadeira]

@@catroberts4002 What would be included in a good first aid kit?

[@TheManofBoogie]

Mark: *calls Lixian “editor”* Lixian: *should’ve edited it to “Hi everybody, my name is KZbinR and welcome to Accident.”*

[@KittKattRED]

The best comment 🏆🥇🏅

[@dosa-02]

I wanted to give you an award but realised I'm not on reddit lmfao

[@karla3153]

@@itsKyee1 reddit

[@CatsMeow_]

@@karla3153 reddit

[@lacobi_4743]

@@CatsMeow_ reddit

[@alirezaforghani141]

The most interesting part for me is the stories at the end of each scenario. The impact these accidents have on the victims is so sad and deep. All because of a mistake, or a misfortune sometimes. Please stay safe when you're on the roads.

[@aguywithayota]

*proceeds to speed*

[@rikku7663]

they rlly gave backstories and now its sadder 😭😭

[@krystiankowalski7335]

It really drives home the point that there are no winners, just losers and bigger losers

[@ashookamanuela1901]

Mark: Just wants to have a good time. Game: How bout some Trauma instead?

[@mayalouwho2597]

“What if I’m just doing CPR on a dead guy?” I’m starting to think maybe mark doesn’t know how CPR works

[@shadows_star]

Starting to think he didn't pay attention to the fact that they have health bars

[@Not_honest_enough]

You are actually dead when you're heart stops It just runs out of time to be saved after a bit (without permanent brain damage)

[@thtsmypurseidkyou]

@@Not_honest_enough humans are kinda like the 5 second rule lmao

[@glitterghost834]

@@thtsmypurseidkyou lmAO

[@moniquevester879]

Chest compressions save livesss

[@joshuabudiarto5036]

Markiplier: "Editor" Lixian: "You have Hi-ed your last "my name is Markiplier"" Edit: thanks for the likes

[@nolaolaola]

LMAOOOO

[@notahuman1113]

Second reply

[@Erickisatoe]

@@notahuman1113 Good for you bud

[@notahuman1113]

@@Erickisatoe yessir

[@CatsMeow_]

@@notahuman1113 Now you have 2 replies!

[@Fruunza]

Mark: "What kind of country uses 112?" All of Europe be like: Am i a joke to you

[@cainhager9814]

Europe is a joke

[@redy..]

@@cainhager9814 ok cain hager

[@redicated2528]

@@cainhager9814 So are you.

[@ThePlasmabee]

@@cainhager9814 I live there... Also, Yes.

[@cainhager9814]

@@redicated2528 at least I am a funny joke, europe is just a sad one

[@weffle2449]

CPR Dummies: hey we are literally “dying” please make sure we are “breathing” and “alive” Mark’s Automatonophobia: *Hello there*

[@keatonroether8883]

@Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB begone

[@squishysquidward2507]

He kept stopping the animation and going back into it because he got freaked out, why did he do that to himself lol

[@res6696]

Automo what

[@DTorto]

@Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB then scream out of your lungs, kevin.

[@ilovewooyoung]

@@res6696 Fear of fake human like figures

[@wanderingkernel5002]

[Markiplier analyzing a Car Accident scene] *"Hmm Yes, the floor here is made of attempted murder"*

[@benjiboy20]

Lul

[@hmmmsama5632]

Hmmm

[@kenjen9861]

Juniuous

[@thebacon9857]

He should be a detective

[@DeltaSilver88]

@Puppet Siddiqi I thought Big Brian was Graham Chapman? 🤔

[@jessicacrider813]

Mark: *puts ear to dummy's mouth* Dummy: *breaths* Mark: "YoU wErEn'T sUpPoSeD tO dO tHaT"

[@ibster8822]

Haha lol, I spat my coke out :)

[@ibster8822]

Coca-Cola*

[@jacksonrich7881]

Thats not how your supposed to play the game

[@PatriotAnimates]

@@ibster8822 why u eat cocain

[@corteynicole2]

I actually really appreciate this game. Despite it being generalized, it offers good information and helps educate you on a few good ways to really save someone's life.

[@yuurrrrrrrr1]

Everywhere i go i see squid game even in the thumbnail

[@norliscool]

​@@yuurrrrrrrr1 🤣

[@renbaker5124]

Yes! As a lifeguard, this stuff is pretty accurate!

[@peachiibiitch]

And aside from that good information, the human results after completing seem to line up with true stories I've heard

[@KazeelBaYz]

And also a few that could be useful to end one tok!

[@averagewastaken]

Mark: Mark, Amy, Editor?! It's almost as if this game was made for him.

[@typicalgamerkid1012]

Well, I mean the theme of the game, which is people getting skull fractures in car wrecks is definitely not made for Mark.

[@FlusteredBushStudios]

this game also has 2/3s of marks fears XD maniquins and logs falling off of trucks (but no ocean obviously)

[@typicalgamerkid1012]

@@FlusteredBushStudios I've actually played the whole game, there was only one big hazard in one scenario, but I think in future updates there probably would be a sinking car one XD.

[@TestyObject]

@@FlusteredBushStudios Yet

[@hammer2.095]

it was lol

[@teny1901]

Next video: Unboxing Mark: “hey guys so I bought some triangles”

[@nazmievoz5767]

Cool meme huh

[@captainrattail8497]

Omg please that would be so funny 😭😭

[@megarigged]

"They only sent me ONE. TRIANGLE."

[@megarigged]

@Kyandi Paper which is exactly why the game says "Do not remove victims from their car unless you absolutely need to" at 20:23. It's not trying to tell you that you can be a paramedic, it's teaching everyday people how to properly help with a car crash. I understand that this might confuse the younger audience, but this isn't the target demographic for this game anyway. By the way, can you put a link for that story about the doctor paralyzing the guy? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

[@hayasheeeesh]

@Kyandi Paper that disclaimer is in the video though

[@zboy1152]

Game: check for breathing Mark's fear of mannequins: *here's my cue!*

[@whosrosebush]

Thank you, Mark, for playing this game. My husband rolled our car on the 7th, and because we watched you play this, he could hear you going through the steps of turning off the engine and such as he pulled himself out of the car. Yes, he is okay. There were no others involved. It's just nice to know that watching this kept him a bit safer.

[@redicated2528]

The stupidest things can be helpful.

[@briezeee]

Bruh.. this is wild. I’m glad your husband is okay

[@just_spencer6179]

imagine if you were in a car accident and while you were stuck in the car all you can hear from the outside is: "gotta get my *triangles* "

[@snappishtemperament213]

At that point I'd be pretty sure I was already dead and in hell lol

[@JamesAC17GA]

*"I'm in even more danger!"*

[@bigfnar]

followed up by, "Do one of you have a triangle?"

[@s0ftnt510]

“Sir, sir? Are you okay? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?”

[@electricalsocket7048]

@@bigfnar yes and when figuring out you don't have any " I need lots and lots more triangles "

[@DoctorVictoryZenith]

“What if you’re doing CPR on a dead person?" You only carry out CPR on people who are not breathing and lack a pulse, i.e. by medical definition dead. If you don't feel a pulse or breathing, you start CPR, regardless of whether or not you think it's too late. You keep it up until either help arrives to relieve you or you tire out.

[@KlenKarter]

The problem with the game, that if you have 2 people, you prioritize the less wounded and stabilize it before you do the CPR, cause if you start the CPR first, the less wounded could die, and now you have 2 dead people...... So first you should stabilize the less wounded, and than start the CPR

[@yeetpea5302]

@Santiago Puga I'm trained in emergency first aid and I was still taught to give breaths while doing CPR. Of course, it varies depending on the persons age since children, for instance, have residual breath.

[@yeetpea5302]

@Santiago Puga Europe. More specifically, the UK. 🤣

[@zoe_lizy_shanawan4072]

@Santiago Puga I’m from the US and I was taught this past year that breaths are up to the discretion of the person giving CPR, if you are comfortable doing so then you should but you don’t have to give effective CPR

[@yeetpea5302]

@Santiago Puga Okay? Well, again, as an emergency first aider, that's just what we do in England. No need to be passive aggressive.

[@travisminger5339]

“Inspect the wounds” *jams finger at wounds* “yep, that’s a wound🤔” 😂😂

[@beaubryant4465]

me discovering my own bruises

[@nyxie2877]

@@beaubryant4465 “Wait, the spot I touched just then hurt a little bit. Huh...? OH WHAT THE FUCK. HOW? HOW? I’VE BEEN SITTING IN MY ROOM FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS!

[@claudiaellis45]

Mark: “How did that truck get by?” “he’s the criminal “ *Turns out truck actually is the criminal *

[@X-SPONGED]

Mark : "hey, editor" Lixian : *pulls out a gun* "and hello to you too, murder victim"

[@trishtavrn]

I see what you did there

[@Kebabfiloux]

hey you again

[@__-yb2hq]

Dude you got 1000+ comments

[@tokyok5846]

Man has broken neck* “Sir can you hear me?”

[@rocketsurgery950]

It is possible to still be conscious and have a broken neck, as long as the spinal cord inside is still intact. This is why it's so important to try to keep an accident victim's neck and head as still as possible, regardless if their awake or not: if the vertebra are broken, but the cord is fine, it's possible to accidently snap the spinal cord and kill them without noticing. That's one thing I don't understand about this game (and most medical-themed entertainment) how does the main character know someone's neck is broken just by looking at it? Not even real paramedics can tell at a glance, that's why they're so cautious with every potential neck injury they come across.

[@LinkusLonkus]

@@rocketsurgery950 The accidents have happened beforehand (The game stated it, unless I've completely misunderstood/misread it) and the information had already been acquired. They use the info to recreate the accident so that the person can find the cause of it. At least that's what I understood in the intro. Might be wrong, tho

[@underpaidmook]

@@LinkusLonkus No, you're right. Notice that the "first responder" is always different and before you actually go in, you slap on VR goggles.

[@ivymoore8482]

At least he didn't say not twice if you're ok.😅😂

[@iaml2348]

It's rare finding people supporting each other in youtube's comment section

[@olddolanwasbetter9615]

"what? why was there a truck passing me if there are wooden logs here" **truck was the suspect** "OHH-"

[@serenahart3876]

15:45 FD2 Reference

[@geggilishes5286]

@@serenahart3876 reference? not really a reference but good try

[@juliasprang6003]

I hate ur profile picture

[@lynnly2406]

I tried wiping off your pfp thinking it’s real hair

[@dkjcb3993]

@@lynnly2406 I see a few of us did 😠😂

[@sydneyevans8793]

People on the phone: "Put the victims in your vehicle to keep the warm" Mark: "Where do I put him? I don't know where to put him!"

[@bagels4523]

*drives past what looks like a car wreck* Mark: “oh that’s a problem” *keeps driving*

[@paladinstorm]

The game is on autopilot for that part, pretty sure. Doesn't make it any less funny.

[@bowlingdude2995]

Mark: *calls Lixian his editor* Lixian: “Don’t test me Mark.”

[@c0n22]

Yeah didn't he straight up murder Lunky? I wouldn't test him.

[@bamers404]

Zactly

[@thekrusad3r290]

Dont test lixian.

[@messyalien5164]

I'm sure Lixian can't do anything, Because Mark's not real

[@Zack_Zander]

Demoted from Lixian to *E d i t o r*

[@firockfinion3326]

Lixian be like: "The next 'accident' to investigate will be yours, Mark!"

[@angelic_bloodbath]

Underrated

[@chaplinfan6369]

You mean "Editor?" ;)

[@defaultangel4988]

So thats why we have “who killed Markiplier?” It was predicting the future!

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

* prepares a place to train him * Mark: * starts a conspiracy theory * It's the perfect crime...

[@robanec]

If anyone sees this: Tips for finding unconscious person: Check if the person is still alive: -first speak, then touch (for example shoulder), then look if the person is still breathing when checking for breath, overstretch the neck by tilting the head back, place your ear near the mouth and nose, look towards the chest: chest movement and breath=alive, only one of the two check again or check for pulse. Breathing: -> Yes, put patient in recovery position, check vitals reguarly , call ambulance -> No, begin CPR, order someone to call ambulance: 1. lay the person flat on the back on the ground, avoid soft surfaces 2. Begin CPR by pushing on the chest where the heart is with force. Its not unsusual to break a or multible ribs. 30 pushes, at a speed of about 100 to 120 per minute (help: the beat of the song "staying alive" is perfect) Place the palm of your hand on the chest, place the other hand on top, push at least 2inches (~5cm) in 3. Take a good breath and blow the air into the persons mouth or nose (you can also use something like an oxygen mask, if you have one at hand, to reduce risk of infection), while again overstretching their head, clearing their airways that way, and shutting off the other point of exit (pinch close the nose when breathing through mouth, vise versa) (2x) then: repeat steps 2 and 3 until ambulance arrives, dont be afraid to ask someone if they can relieve you if you get tired out or feel dizzy Please like so that more people can save lives (!!!EDIT: please bear in mind that you shouldn't just move around the neck or body of a person that just was in an accident, if they're traumas or a broken spine you could kill or paralyze the person you are trying to help!!!)

[@robanec]

@Sheep Man not that nerdy actually, in my country mandatory to know if you want to get a driver's license :)

[@snortiblog]

My only concern is that because this is a car accident, the likelihood of either a broken neck or other severe neck injury is somewhat high, so care must be taken in moving them, so if possible avoid the twisting or turning as to avoid aggravation of the injury. (Or alternatively, don’t touch them at all and wait for paramedics to arrive). All of this is covered under the DRS ABCD (acronym, you should look it up) if you wish to remember it easily.

[@robanec]

@@snortiblog that is true! That's also why I find this game a bit dangerous, with all the "oh just move the here and there a lil bit". I will edit a warning in

[@paulborisiv519]

for those who are wondering, the recovery position is the person lying down on his side, preferably with something confertable on his head, like a pillow or some other sort of cloth.

[@robanec]

@@paulborisiv519 Person laying on the side, the arm and leg side he is laying on: -Leg outstretched, arm 90° away from body, elbow also 90° turned, so that the hand is laying infront of the face Side that is "up": - leg slightly bend to the front, knee also slightly bend back, so that the knee is a resting point, hand from the "up" side tucked under the cheek. !!!Important notes: slight overstretching of the head two assure free airways, mouth should be opened for maximum air intake and if the person throws up, that everything flows out and he doesn't choke on it (Or Google it, honestly)

[@lollordfrozen]

Important Info: Smart phones know the emergency numbers of any country and automatically dial the right one if you put in any emergency number. So if you are in a foreign country and you dont know their emergency number you can just dial any emergency number you know and it will put you through to the right one!

[@Crazyclay78YT]

wow, thats a cool piece of info i didnt know i would be learning at 5 am today

[@paragonquille7292]

Hey nice tip!

[@XX-jk7hx]

Yes, i've learnd that in drivin school in germany from my drivin teacher! Verry nice!

[@paragonquille7292]

@@supernoodle704 good tips all around

[@Michael-zf1ko]

Also, they disregard carrier boundaries and connect to any closest cell phone tower. If you don't have cell service, call the emergency number anyway and your cellphone should be able to get through.

[@mjwest4968]

“Why is this dummy breathing ?” I get that a lot

[@caseyv.6679]

Way underrated comment lmao

[@Marlock2199]

oh yeah, and "Why are there corpses in your closet!?!?!" and "I'm calling the police!" means I gotta add another corpse, am I right?

[@creepy-kitty]

PMA!!!!!😆

[@seung.berry.M]

@@Marlock2199 yup

[@teslacoil5378]

Oof.

[@jawes_music]

Mark: How do I know that I'm not doing cpr on a dead guy? Well, that's the point of cpr

[@neverg0nnag1vey0uup]

Quite literally

[@KiyanPocket]

This game literally has “Editor” as Lixian, and then have Amy, and Mark as the other names. You can’t tell me this is a coincidence at this point. That’s just straight up cool and creepy at the same time.

[@ClosetDemon]

maybe the game dev is a mark fan??

[@angellowy]

@@gayjayy or Eef or Tyler lol

[@levisamjuno]

Wait til you find out "Vadim" is Russian for "Wade".

[@miss_chrissy]

@@thattheessaycardoyouwantto4896 what?

[@amberator3456]

@@ClosetDemon what are you talking about

[@nebvbn4504]

I actually really like what this game teaches to be honest. To take precaution with vehicles, understand that they're not safe, and the consequences of any car accident has on everyone, not just the individuals within the accident itself. And all of it is taught in an intuitive way. Very well done. Edit: As mentioned in a reply, don't use this game or a random article on the internet as basis for first aid. Get it from a legitimate source (I.e. basic training courses are taught everywhere) if you really want to help someone.

[@jw5386]

And the first aid and CPR stuff is accurate and educational

[@IamtheResistance4228]

Someone is going to try the things they "learned" in this game and kill someone. Like shaking a victim as a first responder, you have no idea if they have spin or neck injury and shaking them if they do could kill them, as could grabbing their head and lifting it when there is a strong possibility of a spine or neck injury like there would be in a car crash scenario, you would have to try other things like looking to see if the chest is rising and falling, or getting close enough to hear. Also if someone has been impaled by something, the VERY LAST THING you should do is PUT PRESSURE ON IT!!!!! In the field the best you can or SHOULD do with an implement is to get some kind of clean cloth and tape if you have it and then to secure it however possible to keep it stable, if you put PRESSURE on a stick that is just shy of someone's lung....... I just cant with this 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@nebvbn4504]

@@IamtheResistance4228 You have some excellent points, obviously a person shouldn't use the "training" recieved from random forums and games to educate you on proper medical procedures. Get it from legitimate sources if you truly want to help if you encounter an accident. After all, it *is* the internet.

[@jw5386]

Yeah sorry I didn't mean that people should try it, I just thought it was cool that like the CPR was the right tempo and things like that.

[@Chikie9952]

As someone who’s studying Forensics I love how Mark was trying to analyze that first scene XDDD

[@PatrickJoshua]

What are the notable stuff? Cause I would also behave the same way if placed in that situation haha

[@guppykid3535]

OOH how is it in forensics cause I’ve always had a fascination with it

[@Chikie9952]

@@guppykid3535 at times it can be super super interesting and fun, but frustrating other times! XDD if doing an investigation you have to look for every detail, it has to be very very thorough or you could miss something important! And not to mention there are different branches and pathways in forensics! Overall though, I love this field because it’s always a challenge and you never know what you might find!

[@Sh1roNekoshi]

I have a natural interest in crime stuff. Not just the semi real TV shows, but documentaries and everything too. It's actually very interesting how progress is made and all

[@caffeinebee]

@@Chikie9952 I'm currently studying forensic lab science! (I may switch my major to forensic anthropology, though... Haven't decided yet lmao)

[@meshuggah921]

30 chest compressions to the beat "staying alive", and 2 breathes.

[@IAMYOLO2020]

Yes!

[@Pearl.Is.Autistic.SU.900]

Boosting. And according to Dr Mike, the first thing you do when someone isn’t breathing, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.

[@stupidrandomations]

True, and I think it’s funny that mark didn’t know that cpr is supposed to be performed on clinically dead patients to circulate blood that is no longer pumping and that still may have oxygen. This is done to buy time for life saving, heart restarting medications and possibly a defibrillator.

[@ae_bae]

​@@stupidrandomations thats exactly what i was think, towards the beginning mark goes what if im do cpr on a dead guy and i just went isnt that the point like theyre dead and trying to keep blood flowing so they can be revived

[@AustralianMurderTurtle]

"Who's the 4th victim?" The 4th victim is you Mark.

[@Sednas]

this feels like a threat

[@Nezha_Main]

*An avengers level threat*

[@caitlintwitty2223]

Mark: "We got Mark, Amy, Editor" Me: Don't forget Dummy

[@VictorythroughUnity59]

This game was intentionally created to freakout/scare Markiplier, it's all here. Himself, people from his life, and most damning... MANIKINS!!!

[@Anti_Matter-qz1il]

This game is a horror game just for mark to play I also have a fear of dammed MANEQUINS

[@BoyMadeOfCardBoard]

Why would you be in the game

[@caitlintwitty2223]

@@BoyMadeOfCardBoard I was actually thinking eef, but ya know, I’m more of a dummy than he is 😂

[@Noo6995]

I love how detailed this game is. I wouldn’t mind seeing more tbh.

[@7hird3ye]

I agree! It actually shows a lot of details on how to resuscitate a victim. Really liked that.

[@hideogayjima5699]

What are you a tsundere? Just say ya want more

[@jackal292]

You can play it yourself, just head outside and lay some nails on the rosd

[@BigDSizl20]

@@jackal292 well that was mighty dark

[@komakozeee]

@@7hird3ye i mean while i liked it too it... isnt really showing you how to do much of anything if you want to learn that just go take a cheap 10-20 dollar cpr class some jobs might even pay to have you learn it

[@rileyb1823]

I wish Mark would play more of this game. This is actually entertaining (as most of his videos are)

[@nachonathan8334]

Mark: “Today we are accident investigators. How wouldn’t like that simulation.” Me: *remembers Mark’s broke nose*

[@cliq5673]

Nobody asked @ì

[@cliq5673]

@Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB no, sir

[@foliumviride2547]

Gosh it makes me miss [REDACTED] more...

[@sk3tch_art1st35]

@@foliumviride2547 memento mori

[@ZatannaZataraGrayson]

Mark: What if I'm doing CPR on a dead guy? They aren't dead until the medical examiner, doctor, or coroner pronounces them dead with cause and manner of death. Assume the person is alive unless they're confirmed otherwise; it not only could save the person but also helps keep you mentally in check if you're not defeatist when you arrive on the scene. There's a limited window of time you have to restart the heart's rhythm before the person suffers permanent brain damage and potentially death. You perform CPR until the person has steady breathing and/or steady pulse or EMS arrives and takes over. It would be nice if the game taught you how an AED is set up and how it works (it sends an electrical pulse to the heart to help regulate rhythm, though you'd have to establish a pulse first, an AED can't help someone with no heartbeat) but then again not everyone has one of those in the back of their vehicle and publically available AEDs are usually in more urban areas, not in countrysides as seen so far in this game.

[@TRoss240]

Lol, “how to use an AED”. Push the on button, listen to it, do what it says. Congratulations, you’re now trained on AED use. Try not to shock your partner.

[@coffeeaddict9605]

True. Such as, if you're doing chest compressions properly, there is a high likelihood you'll break a rib. That's okay!

[@KrepsyK]

Literally every EMS worker's nightmare.

[@WolfGirl_MakuGaming]

Yah the creator should have put in some realism with the medical help in it.

[@bloodstormwolf9512]

To be fair, it was better then 'apply medkit' and being done like you usually see.

[@alisonanddanlindsey]

Mark: "Lixian you've been demoted to 'editor' again." Lixian: "Are you challenging me?"

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Wasnt he editor already?

[@blasianboi8212]

After being recently CPR certified, this is surprisingly accurate

[@lolap9968]

Imagine being in a car crash and you’re woken up by Markiplier going “Sir can you hear me? Sir! Can you hear me?”

[@ryuudrazyl4588]

We're doomed.

[@cryptid4351]

It wouldn’t work cause then I would die

[@RCBackstaber]

My Savior!

[@mitsuruchan1480]

Imagine him going "hey you you're finally awake"

[@SaintDamain]

I’d be like “....wh... where.... where’s the blacksmith?...”

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

"Put the victim in your car." "WHERE DO I PUT HIM?!"

[@ManoredRed]

Instructions are wasted on Mark.

[@GooseWithAPassport]

no one: Lixian after being called editior: *"Heres what i call a pro gamer move"*

[@lachlanmaddog1531]

Mark: we’re investigating accidents Me: I would rather that you don’t investigate me

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Hey editor it’s you!” Lixian: “Okay fellow KZbinr”

[@GuT0]

lol

[@CloudBlitzer]

Nothinbutlag vibes

[@Lancer2004]

You are an asmr KZbinr. I'm scared

[@dracothelord6734]

Napoleon

[@F4TA1_3RR0R]

Therapist: “Troll face Mark doesn’t exist. Troll face Mark can’t hurt you.” Troll face Mark: 0:50

[@koka_pepsi]

Overused joke

[@neurolucky43]

Its a meme.

[@salmonella1486]

it haunts me

[@tmlwastrashchannel.3020]

@@salmonella1486 yes

[@makaroni3882]

@@koka_pepsi all jokes are overused just depends when everyone collectively decides that it's not funny anymore

[@bon3734]

“Just admit it- why’d you kill that man?” *flashbacks to 28 stab wounds meme*

[@NoNameO7]

2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

[@StnkyDinky]

*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

[@5ome5tranger]

2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

[@HadesTheMisfit]

2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

[@tvman2563]

N O S T A B W O U N D S

[@bipitybopity7002]

As someone who got a certificate in first aid, watching Mark play a tutorial on how to perform cpr is both hilarious and infuriating

[@neverg0nnag1vey0uup]

As an european highschooler with lessons on safety it is no diffeent to me

[@CallMeNeecko]

For anyone who is not a first responder/CPR Emergency certified: this is actually pretty realistic. This is what you would do if you are in an emergency - the steps are correct, the details are correct...pretty impressive!

[@daria8950]

Where i'm from when you are getting your driving licence beside the driving part there is a theory part ( many hours and two test at the end ) with situations/scenarios and stuff like this. I'm surprised that a lot of people have no idea of these basic stuff ( which is very sad and unfortunate ), you shouldn't have to be a medic to know them.

[@Demonrifts]

Are you a first responder? I've always heard that the worst thing you can do is move somebody out of a vehicle if there isn't an extreme need (fire or so on), as that can make injuries worse if they have fractures/breaks.

[@bloodstormwolf9512]

@@Demonrifts Well, this was also in what looked like a pretty bad snowstorm since visibility was pretty low. The hyperthermia may have been worse then the injuries. Although, don't they make medical blankets for scenarios like that?

[@vetsrus31]

@@daria8950 true. However a majority of people will react and not think in these situations. I grew up next to a road notorious for fatal accidents. Been helping out on them since i was 12. Most people panic and overrides knowledge. Even with tests and the like it doesn't compare to the actual issues you will encounter when put in the situation. Kind of like how when a kid falls in the water, 80% will stand around, scream, and panic. And the other 10% will actually do something. Only 5% of the 10% will actually be useful and avoid possible harm.

[@Bigbeebin]

I took some EMT training courses and this is not at all what they trained us to do, we were told never to move or touch someone.

[@-U46Raven]

Mark: “I wonder what happens if I get hit by a car” *wham* Pizza Hut Ad: “ It’s my time to shine...”

[@BenniiBoo]

I got a taco bell ad lol

[@lucanfeliciano4987]

I got pizza hut and oreo

[@spaghetto1810]

*No one* outpizzas the hut

[@wyattharlow0921]

Kabab

[@juliarosee]

I got a car accident add lmao

[@wingedlynx2584]

I read ‘Car Accident’ in the title and was overwhelmed with panic before I finished the third word lol

[@Palomar23]

Yeah I sometimes I just pray that he doesn’t break his god damn nose again lol

[@meatsicles368]

@@Palomar23 PFF-

[@Paper_Flowers]

Same that stressed me out for a second there

[@Aran-ps3te]

When I first look at this it looks like someone broke mark neck

[@dr.bubbles]

Oh really i just saw "car" and clicked right away.

[@thewallachianbard6975]

I never thought I would dislike a simulator game for being "too real" .

[@Freedavies]

Lixian is not just an “editor”.

[@MaxWasSurprised]

He is amazing!!!

[@kawaiipikafum2530]

We love him

[@cheeselord9569]

He’s a god

[@reyanjatico5329]

He is a special human being.

[@jennifermiles8735]

for realllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@awakendreamer8841]

Game: **has mark, Amy and lixian's name in it** Markiplier: *"And That's The Story Of My Life..."*

[@kamild_]

"lixian's name" wait what O.O

[@awakendreamer8841]

@@kamild_ yeah, lixian is the editer duh 😂

[@wyattharlow0921]

*editer*

[@notahuman1113]

Editor

[@marbenmin5878]

Mark: "Hi everybody my name is Markiplier." Me: Who are you and what have you done with Mark?

[@rockyharmon2468]

what are you talking about mark always says that

[@jovan585]

@@rockyharmon2468 r/woosh

[@satherath1558]

Trp

[@kassandraryleellacuna5539]

@@rockyharmon2468 🤐

[@Alina-kc5ky]

@@rockyharmon2468 he usually says hello, not hi

[@Songmorning]

"iS tHe ScEnE sAfE?!" *sprints into the middle of a busy highway*

[@user-mi5gg2dy9b]

I can’t imagine how Mark’s steam library looks like at this point

[@azl5044]

How t h i c c?

[@amsyarzero]

Eh, that's normal

[@leahtheriot2623]

Thic with 6 c

[@juanin2top194]

@@leahtheriot2623 *T H I C C C C C C*

[@adnanasif9538]

@@leahtheriot2623 Those are rookie numbers

[@StillThatOneFluffyHusky]

"Lemme check your wound" "Oh that's a wound alright" -Dr.Darkiplier 2021

[@DamianSiIvers]

I imagine Mark sticking his finger in the wound. "Yup, that’s a wound alright"

[@necrobynerton7384]

*slides finger across the wound* seems he hit his head very hard

[@Grimrose_04]

Mark tasting the blood “oh, they’re bleeding”

[@paisleesheppard5629]

@@Grimrose_04 "blergh, might want to cut back on the salty fries there, buddy."

[@PlanetComputer]

sdfg

[@autumnox2174]

Saint Thomas and Jesus, reenacted, 2020

[@mckenziegreen2719]

Fun fact: you shouldn’t unbuckle people in a car accident in case they have internal damage. The seatbelt could be holding all of their intestines together and you should also try not to move people cause that can also kill them :)

[@bildom]

“One of these people is gonna die and I’m gonna fail everything” Two dead in bottom left

[@sasandbernard7862]

Markiplier when "gently shaking" the victim's shoulder: YOU CLOSE!?

[@gabbykabins4333]

OhmygodIcan’tbreathe 😂😂😂😂

[@Inalis_Ps]

**softly** ye close?

[@bonniebluebells]

i was not mentally, emotionally or physically prepared for this comment

[@SiaInHell]

ohgod the flashbacks

[@jellybeans570]

This made me start choking on my food :')

[@slammingbrutality7349]

Mark, Amy, and “Editor” Like seriously is this just a coincidence that their names are in this simulator??? 😅

[@MochiNekoVibes]

idk maan

[@teslacoil5378]

Coincidence? I THINK NOT

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Victim: Ethan Eefstor Tried to do a sick flip with his car

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

Next time the game will give him a dog companion named Chika

[@sialmeckerjr]

@@teslacoil5378 *NOT*

[@foxlynn]

As a highway worker who has to work in snow storms, people speeding by is scarily accurate even when they can’t see where they are going

[@Lukaseking]

Moral of the story: Don't ever call Lixian "editor" Because an "accident" might happen...

[@XenSolation.]

@Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB no one cares

[@ab3ki84hayate]

@Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB You're the accident

[@devyl3057]

Okay, the bot is gone, but I was looking at the replys like "why are your calling this man an accident"

[@ab3ki84hayate]

@@devyl3057 yes

[@gforce_101]

Me -looks at replies- Me: what happened-

[@putyouonrapz]

Meanwhile In a alternate universe: Lixian : “Markiplier could you edit that out so it flows.”

[@cyanidesquadyt]

O_O

[@celestialkhaos2186]

⊙_¤°

[@equiuszahhak3108]

*Editor

[@BethanyEsda]

Mark: What if I'm just doing CPR on a dead guy Me a nurse: Who's gonna tell him

[@Bram_Duin]

?

[@paulborisiv519]

i mean, Depends on the definition of "Death", is death the Heart's Death, or is it the brain's? if the brain is dead, then CPR is useless, but if its only his heart that stopped then CPR can still save his life, the only way to check if the brain is dead, is to check for Visible Brain Matter, but that only happens if the person...you know....has a hole in his skull, at that point its pretty damn obvious he's a goner.

[@lyndiwilson2334]

Me as a nurse also: you dont do CPR on someone who has a heartbeat. Making them not dead is kind of the point lol

[@alexsantoro597]

I think he meant what if you do it to someone who can’t be helped by CPR and you’re too late but don’t know it

[@maybeeton]

@@paulborisiv519 You are always suppose to do CPR regardless if it is brain or heart death. You don't know which it is. So you do it until a doctor says they are dead and you can stop. It doesn't matter if you personally thinks it is too late, you always do CPR in those situations until you are told to stop.

[@nimble6019]

Mark: “ today we are looking for accidents” Me: *looks In the Mirror*

[@sydneyevans8793]

Re: Mark " today we are looking for accidents" I look up to see my parents nodding. "Whelp, found one!"

[@pbl_aiden7282]

XD thats a good one

[@glassphoenix9095]

[holds up a mirror to his face] got one (i cant remember for the life of me where i heard it but allegedly marks mom was on multiple kinds of birth control when he was conceived, this isnt a jab at him HGDSFJG)

[@OrangeCreamSodaBarer]

:')

[@RayMak]

This is extremely realistic, the graphics are really amazing too!!!

[@unknowniguess2330]

First comment sir Ray

[@PaleRejent]

Spammer go to hell

[@PaleRejent]

Report for spam

[@mahirahmed1643]

Stop stalking me.

[@beppington5947]

Stop it sir

[@derpy7374]

Mark: Hey Lixian, this looks like you Lixian: *anger* Mark: Hey Editor Lixian: *more anger*

[@TheVewaxio]

Hey Editor, this looks like you Lixian:

[@ATLA5OUNDS]

I hate people like you I watched the video I know what happens

[@tetrafuse3096]

Isn't it crazy how we all watched the same fucking video?

[@mariahtruitt7915]

^ jesus christ someone pissed you guys’ cheerios or something

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: *Looks up to a sunny sky* Mark: “Look at the stars where is the moon?”

[@krisymac3514]

Guys I think the sex bot account broke.

[@IronicallyYes]

@@krisymac3514 oMG! ReSpeKt wHaLEMeN!

[@thegoodhunter3707]

I mean technically the sun is a star

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

@@krisymac3514 Victory!

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

@@IronicallyYes We should respect both whalemen and whalewomen lol

[@AmelieIchapota]

The most relatable thing for me is when Mark says about the logs falling off the truck "That's my worst fear! Ever since I saw Final Destination 2...." Me too, Mark, Me too.

[@brianbommarito3376]

I’ve had two friends who died from car accidents on separate occasions many years ago, one of them because of an insecure load on a truck, although the sequence of events was a little different than the one shown here. If you have a job where you have to load a truck of any kind, please always be careful, because you never know whose life might be on the line if you make a mistake.

[@calmeromelette8716]

man, I hope you are fine :)

[@_shundra_3182]

I lost a good friend of mine Sophomore year of high school to a log falling off a logging truck, this video kinda brought me back there for a minute. 15 years old and gone too soon.

[@vetsrus31]

Mark lost his niece in 2018 in a car crash. Miranda was her name. He had to take off time for it. I believe she was 19? I think.

[@charlesbarwis476]

The game: Mark accident location Everyone: Yes, we know he is.

[@rochellemcduffie4380]

is it the toilet

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him? A: The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.

[@elchamaquitopr]

@@jdwmyt XD

[@yeet5629]

DaMn

[@III1IlIIlIllIl]

My dad took my skateboard and said if i want it back then i need to get 1k subs..,, Fun faxt.. support is appreciated.,,

[@eaonns]

Hey, so can we talk about how the first victim was “scratched up” although it looked like he was literally shot?

[@darkclaw7571]

Game: Accident Tutorial begins Mark: Perfect crime

[@idknox]

Dummies: *breathing* Mark and his fear of mannequins: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[@NoNameO7]

He may have gotten over it, I think there was a Unnus Annus video where mark got over his fear, Or maybe on this channel? It was getting his fear of the ocean but maybe the mannequin is his second fear?

[@jchlagg-zero]

@@NoNameO7 that fear was the Ocean ^^

[@NoNameO7]

@@jchlagg-zero Thank you for bringing me back to this. When I was younger I had good memories with this youtuber.

[@jchlagg-zero]

@@NoNameO7 ofc! I still watch him daily so I always love when I bring someone to see him again 😊♥️

[@lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222]

Mark: Editor- Lixian: *And i took that personally*

[@frozetti434]

This is the best one so far

[@V.KEI_]

Me: *watches youtube video titled "car accident simulator"* KZbin: AAAHHH YES GIVE HIM AN AD ABOUT CAR INSURANCE!!!!

[@sleepylapis9223]

so youtube is telling us that this will happen if we dont buy car insurance, welp time to go get car insurance

[@Ghostrecall_M]

"Always be perpared."

[@AmadisLFE]

@@Ghostrecall_M to go back to school.

[@patrickracer43]

KZbin obviously knew what they were doing

[@blitzzz_exe1596]

Sameee lmfaaooo

[@theblackwidower]

6:45 "What if I'm just doing CPR on a dead guy." Well, strictly speaking, that's exactly who you're doing CPR on. You're trying to resuscitate them because their heart stopped, which strictly speaking means they're dead. I actually saw that happen not too long ago, I was between homes so I had to spend the night at a shelter, and this one old guy had collapsed. I saw the EMS had a special machine to do CPR on him in an attempt to revive him as he was wheeled out the door. But the next day I found out he was already dead by that point.

[@daniellekeith9756]

Mark: calls lixian "editor" Lixian: so you have chosen, death

[@sarahpapprill2275]

hehe

[@goldenfrieza3805]

Cap

[@ange3147]

Mark: EVER SINCE I WATCED FINAL DESTINATION IVE BEEN SCARED OF LOGS ON A TRUCK!! Me: When I was like 10 I watched all of final destination movies and I’m scared of everything now- 😭

[@YourLocalTrash_Panda]

Watched it when I was 11 i hate pool drains and basically everything now :D

[@messyalien5164]

My dog gave birth on my feet...

[@bellakuta13]

Me too lol!

[@theothenbrabbit998]

@@messyalien5164 0-0 *what*

[@vickyw.6544]

It ruined roller coasters for me😭

[@latreclays4246]

This is so accurate it’s terrifying; went through almost the exact same scenario with the fallen trees. The only thing they got wrong is the amount of emergency/first aid supplies people have in their cars.

[@hyperactivetiger]

In Europe (at least Italy) you are legally required to keep a first aid/roadside assistance kit in your vehicle

[@G2YC3R32L]

The opposite of Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) would be misophonia I believe. Misophonia is a strong reaction to specific sounds, examples: dripping water, chewing, snapping gum, or repetitive noises, such as pencil tapping or pen clinking.

[@GuardianDragon6]

I love how he's adopted "skadoosh" so naturally

[@skewerzz]

he's got a lot of 'oosh' words in his personal vocabulary lol

[@ReExist]

Well what did u expect That’s the only reason why we LIKE HIM

[@ReExist]

Not accually only there are a lot of reason but one ting for sure that he is the best comedian

[@sydneyhudnall3566]

It's crazy how you think people can own words

[@skewerzz]

@@sydneyhudnall3566 yeah if I'm not mistaken, skadoosh came from kung fu panda (or it at least popularized it)

[@DisabledJesus]

Person on the phone: Protect him from the cold. Also the person on the phone: Lay him in the snow.

[@Zenlore6499]

The strangest way to make a Markiplier fan game: Investigating car accidents.

[@MissPumpkinJuice]

* future car accidents

[@Void-fb5ts]

It most probably isn't a markiplier fan game, just a coincidence that theres an editor and Amy. "Mark" could just be using his PC name.

[@zukiix_]

"Gently shake the shoulder" *"Y O U A W A K E ? ? ?"*

[@luciuseclipse]

Biggest thing I learned is that everyone needs to bring around way more emergency triangles.

[@nirvanalthea]

Mark: “This game looks so good. My computer can’t handle it.” Me: *my computer can’t handle the rendering*

[@shelbydeo2319]

Oh it's so COOOOL XD

[@brooklynncrumet560]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THINGGG!

[@brooklynncrumet560]

So cOoOoOl oh it’s so pretty

[@VINCE-pp3es]

meh.

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

@@brooklynncrumet560 there are billions. And billions of stars

[@pengmaeda9908]

People: *Dying* Mark: "Now hold on a minute before I get help let me take a minute to solve this obvious crime"

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27]

66

[@haroohusky]

Victims: *dying* Mark: dOeS aNyOnE hAvE a TriAnGlE Priorities people.

[@swansyboy8512]

Making sure no more accidents happen at the scene is indeed top priority. The paramedics arriving at the scene would rather have two people dead than three.

[@hosseinsoltani1117]

Nope it's realy important and irl won't take that much time

[@sweettea8493]

Fucking hell. A Furfagot watches Markiplier.

[@haroohusky]

@@sweettea8493 OwO UwU

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@sweettea8493 ok little kid