STRETCH MARKS & SEVENTH GRADE - Good Children: S2E3: How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum

[@mdb564]

How did I not know Andrew is a Taurus? Makes so much sense. I think you guys need an entire horoscope episode with a guest who can tell you what all that stuff means

[@cajaleshinger7294]

begging 4 this

[@GoodChildrenPod]

HEYYY QUEENIES

[@luismoreno9005]

COME TO PHILLY!!!

[@adamerone]

💜👋💜

[@aep5378]

going to bed by 10:30PM is big taurus energy

[@SB-ny8fw]

dude the stretch marks were FUCKED. I got them on my thighs (lmao) and thought they were like scratches at first and they would go away. then one day I was at my friends house swimming and her mom pointed them out and was like honey you better take care of that. sent me spiraling to say the least. I had my mom driving me to Walgreens multiple times to buy stretchmark products lolll. I also thought it was over for me at that point. that's what really had me hitting the gym (which I did like three times until my friend dared me to run on the treadmill with my eyes closed and I did it but fell off of it and scraped up the entire side of my face and then had to go to school with an open wound on my face for months - told everyone it was from falling off my bike (?) because I thought it sounded better)

[@GoodChildrenPod]

NOOOOO the trauma 😭we really all lived parallel lives

[@alanarodriguez6838]

The way I’m so ready for the 8th grade pod.. 😭😭💕 I look forward to seeing you guys every Wednesday! (Also Leona Lewis changed the game)

[@GoodChildrenPod]

love u

[@maddiefisher6733]

i look forward to you guys every week 🙌

[@GoodChildrenPod]

tysm

[@RoseD06]

Bringing all of my good children disciples to the Boston show!!!!!!

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[@sophiacarmela9809]

i am so honored to be the first one here 🤭 truly cannot stress how much i love listening to you two🤍

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you for your service

[@Drewscarymore]

I love these good children therapy sessions tbh

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@bIairsarchive]

currently building my mother a dresser for her birthday, which happens to be the most long and tedious process i’ve ever embarked on, so to say i needed this episode right now…yes 😭

[@GoodChildrenPod]

ok 2023's recipient of the GOODEST CHILD AWARD

[@bIairsarchive]

@@GoodChildrenPod thank you 🥹💕

[@ellexarden]

thank god i was having such a bad day, i really needed this 😭 live show in DC at some point??? my life would be complete

[@oliviac6992]

I watch these with a smile on my face the entire time! Love you guys!

[@wikipediabrown2791]

Just discovered y’all so glad that I did!!

[@kaylanbrown2194]

Not yall reminding me i have been pulling my pants over my stomach since middle school! I feel seen 🤣 This was back when high waisted pants weren't a thing yet (2004/2005ish).

[@savannahkbarry]

This unlocked a memory of the VISA markers teachers used for the projector

[@aggily]

I would say the 2020s version of “astringent” is definitely toner. Like witch hazel. Toner sounds less medical lol

[@jessestigile6903]

Scooping is CRAZY 😂

[@SB-ny8fw]

no I'm so dead about the gym I literally feel the exact same way and had the exact same experience when I was fat in middle school. the protein shakes... too real 💀

[@GoodChildrenPod]

😭😭😭

[@HillbillyOkie]

The amount of Sea Breeze astringent I used in jr high 🤣

[@angelavollmer267]

I played Bleeding Love in the car every day on the way to 7th grade and my mom still talks about it 😅

[@jwow814]

only thing getting me through the day :///

[@ellexarden]

literally this conversation about stretch marks is actually so important because i thought i was the only person who had them and in high school i actually refused to get an ultrasound done for my reproductive system when a doctor ordered one for me because i was convinced they would make fun of me or think i was pregnant… i never got it done either

[@dannyfeeney248]

I really need to know where both of your sweaters are from? You are both bringing such great fits

[@MadRodriguez]

I can’t believe you guys had smart boards already in New York. I’m two years younger than you guys and we never had smart boards in FL, till like a couple of years ago. I never even had them in college and now it’s been 3 years since I got my bachelors. I’m shook haha. My friends are teachers and I literally just discovered smart boards this year from helping them decorate their classrooms 😅

[@isabelroemer]

we’re only 4 years apart in age but it’s so crazy how much of a difference it makes in school years like y’all were in middle school in 2008 and I was in second grade a literal 8 year old wtf

[@HS-pm1ro]

Come to Denver ❤

[@all_too_ruby]

Is this episode going to be on Patreon?

[@taylormarie8184]

just want to say I AM so in love with y’all but I’m so broke that when I tried to watch the Patreon my card was declined so just know that I am very sad about that for many reasons😂❤️

[@GoodChildrenPod]

you know we're known for a declined moment!!!!!

[@samnocerino9537]

THE SECRET STAIRCASE OMG

[@julianaire]

Joes expression at 37:35 is killllling me

[@Oogabooga814]

What in the world does it mean to be "scooped"?

[@luismoreno9005]

Not the Bon Appetit background music lol

[@isabelroemer]

BESTIE QUEENS LET ME TAKE YOU OUT IN DALLASSSS

[@mdb564]

JUSTICE FOR DAVID ARCHULETA!!!

[@user-vb1lr6gx7p]

I blame myself for the david cook win to this day. I was 5 years old and wanted to be involved in the voting but accidentally called the number for david cook and not david archuleta…

[@MadRodriguez]

Omg not the David Vs David 😅

[@hollyrkenny]

Making work from home better. After this, patreon binge

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@dingzing15]

The pick me girls alwayssss wanted to calibrate the smart board

[@GoodChildrenPod]

LMAO

[@user-hx8rs]

Why has no one commented on the thumbnail

[@MG-vy7od]

When I tell you how much Andrews thighs literally send me. 😅