Strong Bad Email 173 - The Paper

[@ladymantis]

WHY DO ALL MY 30 YEAR OLD ELECTRONICS KEEP BREAKING ON ME??! Lmao

[@ProteinBlob]

This is the most I've felt for a piece of paper.

[@christosvoskresye]

New Paper never really lived up to his predecessor.

[@TheInkPitOx]

More so

[@Loctorak]

As SB said, though - it's managed to suck _just_ enough to keep things interesting

[@jeffwolcott7815]

Hey, he's trying his best!

[@RossCourtright]

This episode is foretold in the email "montage" it's pretty crazy

[@joeywomer]

The Blood is rushing to my head, Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...

[@youmebothorneither]

Does Homsar count as a time and space transcending piece of something?

[@JLBflix]

Somewhat debatable...

[@negascoot23]

My theory is Homsar failed high school physics SO badly that now physics refuses to have anything to do with him.

[@RogerTheil]

Kind of depends. On what, I don't know.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Yes

[@pikminfan6778]

I think I once heard him say that he was a time-and-space transcending piece of paper.

[@pikminfan6778]

And The Paper goeth into the... niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...... I have never felt this sad over a piece of paper until now.

[@joeywomer]

My favorite part of this Email, was the weird grunting noises when bubs was drilling that new printer in place.

[@Sonichero151]

"How is this Island Sinking?" .....That's a very good question Strong Bad...

[@EEMMOsGaming]

Danny Caracciolo STRONG BAD: How is this island sinking?! I didn't even kill any end bosses!{The Paper comes down reading "Anybody need a lift?"}STRONG BAD: {looking up} The Paper! I thought you were still in Pyongyang! Let's go! Jump!{He jumps up and grabs The Paper, which reels upwards. Cut back to a silhouetted version of the scene over a sunset. Strong Bad and The Paper appear to be flying away from the island. The Population: Tire video game music plays. The words "GAME OVER" and "PROGRAMMERS:" appear after a moment as the island sinks completely. Transition back to the computer room.}

[@Hellwyck]

+Elilenk EdwardMMOs Just in case you didn't just watch the video.

[@EEMMOsGaming]

that was the transcript from the wiki

[@Hellwyck]

Yes... but we knew what it said as we just watched the video

[@epremier20050]

Another question, how did The Paper get into the capital of North Korea?

[@STD64Productions]

R.I.P. The Paper

[@pikminfan6778]

🎵The blood is rushing to my head...🎵 🎵Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...🎵

[@YoshiAngemon]

I guess after this email, Strong Bad takes the Original Printer to Bubs, to have it repaired, It wasn't until sbemail200, that the Paper came back, only to get burned. It wasn't until sbemail201 that. in a fit of Comeback-inducing awesome, Strong Bad destroyed his own Lappy with the USB Self-Destruct Button, and get a new Compé, which is The Paper-less!

[@PantsYT]

Compapér and CGI paper

[@madden8021]

The paper was in the telltale games but it must of taken place before 173

[@bjr43]

LOL. "why do all my 30 year old electronics keep breaking on me?"

[@TheInkPitOx]

The paper sounds more like meeeeeyeh. New paper sounds like pitti pitti pitti pshhhhh, huff, poe duuuugh dut

[@janehuskmann1914]

The first one was a preeeow.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@janehuskmann1914 Those were my onomatopoeias.

[@janehuskmann1914]

@@TheInkPitOx Officially, the onomatopoeia for The Paper was a preeeow.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@janehuskmann1914 Those were my observances

[@JamesR624]

"The prime of his time! The cusp of his stuffs!" *WHAM!!* "OWWWW!!!" XD

[@pikminfan6778]

I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItIinG sTROng BBBaD

[@PlutoTheSecond]

​@@pikminfan6778 The Paper! NO!!! Why do all my 30-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!!?

[@ChristianFrates1997]

I miss the old paper.

[@AlfredJr-h5l]

1:34 and you never have, Strong Bad.

[@RealCoolGuy]

Anyone else come here from email 117?

[@aprillee1594]

I actually cried at the goeth into the night part

[@MinecraftMagiMan]

Oh my gosh, the fact that I live in North Ogden, Utah, and the fact that they use what I'm pretty sure is the most common name there (kyle) is really funny to me.

[@somebodyhadtosayit]

You know these were all real emails, right?

[@MinecraftMagiMan]

+Mark Niedermann yes, I know. Its just funny that it like HAD to be a person named Kyle.

[@MinecraftMagiMan]

+Mark Niedermann and also, for all I know, It could be a person I know.

[@somebodyhadtosayit]

Haha. Wow, you might only be two degrees separated from the Bros Chaps.

[@roguishpaladin]

Hey 3 year old message, Did you see that there's a 10 year old message from someone going by thewi2kug who claims to be the real Kyle? You should see if that's anyone you know. Because I'm sure you're still following this comment thread.

[@jdjw20fanmades97]

R.I.P The Paper BYE NOW

[@division054]

I can no longer pronounce Utah correctly anymore. Thanks Strong Bad!

[@thirdpedalnirvana]

I'm sorry... Did he just say the paper was in Pyongyang? What was the paper doing in North Korea?

[@bullettoface49]

*Top 10 Saddest Anime Moments*

[@pikminfan6778]

And the Paper goeth into the... Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

[@TheInkPitOx]

WatchMojo sucks

[@Ironsnake345ify]

man, it's true what they say. you don't know what ya got till it's gone. I'm gonna miss you, paper.

[@Kemonokami]

Go Team Kneepads!

[@pikminfan6778]

Kemonokami Prude me in, Couch Z, I’m Reggie Toupee!

[@MandrakeFernflower]

Protuberances abound, regolith

[@JonathanChunPrevenge]

The Paper was goaltending.

[@captaintaco2345]

and the paper goeth into the ...niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[@braxtoncomix]

Anyone remember Montage? No? Welp, the Bros. Chap kept their promise. The Paper stuck around till Sbemail 173.

[@rosskerr1439]

Look, we’re not doing this again. Look, we’re not doing this again. WE’RE REALLY NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!

[@JanusHoW]

But, a butt.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Well, that's a start

[@Hellwyck]

@Ironsnake345ify it's a dot Matrix printer. Looks like an Epson MX80 from 1979

[@BLU3W0LF_]

You know about the fing reply button? Yeah. Good

[@kraevorn7483]

Holy shit I watched the montage email and it said the paper would stick around until 173

[@NerdTronX]

one of the bests, no doubt

[@srbrant5391]

As the SCP Foundation has taught me, no good can come from anything numbered 173.

[@CMWaters910]

The blood is rushing to my heaaaaaaaaad...... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking ooooooooout......

[@xanderw7930]

Rip paper 1999-2018 he was great

[@1andonlyzara]

Why was baby Strong Sad wearing a Charlie Brown shirt?

[@PantsYT]

no no no wait yes

[@superstarman9001]

"Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!"

[@ponygon777]

I can understand using a football for basket ball, the paper defending the hoop. But Homsar having a tantrum over the paper? thats where I draw the line LOL

[@m3gAm37aLmAnX]

*_Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk!_* Still cracks me up to this day XD

[@CaptainRehab99]

How is this island sinking? I didn't even beat any end bosses...

[@beckyg1423]

No, I’m not crying....

[@argeque]

Paper! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! We will never forget!!!

[@epremier20050]

If The Paper is still with us, I assume he can stop the nuke from North Korea. I mean, he can block a shot and he was at Pyongyang. Someone need to resurrect The Paper... again.

[@tadkratzer6261]

I always thought strong bad looked like a shirtless powerranger.

[@Shaunbadia195]

God, I love that line.

[@BigSmoke2222]

LOL at Bub's grunts (or w/e) at 2:33

[@southbeachtalent]

I also print out Manute Bol after I stuff shots. Sometimes Dikembe Mutumbo

[@Tclay43]

lol kid strong sad has charlie brown shirt

[@joeywomer]

How do you play Basketball with a football?

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

2:46 *heunh heownh, heuh heownh, vvvvvt eagnt clonk-a-donk*

[@pvtdow]

everyone loves the paper! preeeow

[@TheInkPitOx]

dribble dribble shoot

[@autumnusprime88]

Look. We're not doin' this again. Look. We're not doin' this again. WE'RE REALLY NOT DOIN' THIS AGAIN!

[@5282890]

R.I.P. Paper :,(

[@nastynate4916]

And the paper goeth into the... niIiIiIiIiIight

[@TheInkPitOx]

Strong Bad used to wear a duck shirt?

[@TheInkPitOx]

I think it sounds like huh-uh huh-uh huh-uh huh-heee-E-uh cuh-caaah-cuh

[@tedthemoose]

RIP the paper... :'(

[@RubberDuckies121]

Goodbye Paper. :(

[@joeywomer]

How does Li'l Strong bad put on a shirt when his head's quadruple the size of the collar?

[@Loctorak]

How does Homestar wipe after going #2? Some questions are better left unanswered.

[@joeywomer]

@@LoctorakThanks for putting that vision in my head.

[@weckar]

preppy drips blood?

[@miketacos9034]

Ogden, the Burn'edpaper

[@mondobe]

Wait, was that a Cave Story reference?

[@sonicfanboy3375]

How?

[@RogerTheil]

"Hurry up, diaper stripes"

[@guitarboy2015]

YAY he said where i live, north ogden

[@Ironsnake345ify]

p.s., would you call that thing a printer, or a fax machine, or what? I want one.

[@binarypench]

Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvt clonk-a-donk

[@marlyonama]

oh man, wish i had a time and space transending piece of paper on my team! "AhaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!" XD luv homsar

[@Hazelstiltskin]

pass it onto all the hr videos u can find! HR wwbsite is only slow due to the matt family had new kid...s?

[@superstarman9001]

@piewillkillbob He killed the Lappy himself. He plugged a USB Self-destruct Button into her and pressed it.

[@veggietalesfan65]

LOL goth phase! How is this island sinking?!

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

More like at the end of his trend!

[@CRYPTKILLER97]

my printer gos pzzzzzzztatatat CHUCK NORRIS

[@pwnzyurfacesin32]

0:30 WHY DO MY 30 YEAR OLD ELECTRONICS KEEP BREAKING ON ME? LITERALLY!

[@jalimboingboing]

Then I wonder who will replace them...?

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

urh urh urh urh urh urh urh

[@dinonid1234]

Wait the paper’s been to North Korea?

[@SpamNapkin]

but, a butt

[@zoesoundglave3897]

For shadowed in sbmail 117

[@RossCourtright]

MANUTE BOL

[@biddyfox]

pyongyang is the capital of north korea

[@biddyfox]

why was the paper in north korea

[@WiiMan25]

I'm pretty sure they did this on purpose XD

[@VromNath]

Eeeuuuuutahhh

[@jxffxry]

jung yang

[@forgetfulfunctor1]

Manute Bol lmao

[@1980rules]

go team knepads

[@gabluey05]

I kinda liked "Heugh heounh heunh heownh vvvvvt clonk-a-donk," but it really couldn't compare to "preeeeow." Aaaaaand I've successfully confused anyone who hasn't seen the video already.

[@sidneeplays2498]

who's the paper I dont know alot about homestar

[@jasonazucena9035]

SidneePlays The Paper shows up at the end of a Strong Bad Email to, as quoted in 'animal'- "Show when [he's] stopped being funny," or just end the email. The Paper comes down from the top of the screen, reading, "Click here to Email Strong Bad"

[@aquasomethingyouknowwhatever]

can we get an F in the chat

[@thewi2kbug]

Im the one who wrote this one in

[@thewi2kbug]

1. im Kyle Williams from North Ogden "Eww-tah" 2. im AWESOME!!! (Like The Miz)

[@pikminfan6778]

Congratulations for introducing us to The New Paper!

[@TommyFenstermacher5150]

Compy Compé

[@pikminfan6778]

Ah... Compé, we hardly knew yé.

[@TSwany]

1:10 am i the only one who gets the reference here (Manute Bol)? Like if you get it Or don’t idc

[@md-nw6br]

Manute Bol

[@defjamluigi]

lik dis if u cri evurytiem

[@PokestarRunner75]

Not true. They just made a new sbemail, and Strong Bad will soon have a new computer.

[@TSwany]

and the paper goeth into the...niiIiIiIIIight